Soldier wakes up and chooses "HOOAH!"

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Жыл бұрын

"How many rounds to send? All of them? Roger, sergeant!"
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@o.g.dominus Жыл бұрын

“Private! You see that direction?” “Yes Sir” “I don’t like it” “Okay Sir”

@o.g.dominus Жыл бұрын

@@llovessosa4878 just give sth reckless a technical name, it’ll sound intelligent

@JeremyRobinson-rg3ws Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@EndenbergueDepaula-cb6qp Жыл бұрын

#y h#kru

@Marthimband Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@MishtiSahota-uw7ft Жыл бұрын

@@o.g.dominusiiilllpplk

@Moperator54 Жыл бұрын

"Enemies over in that direction!" "Copy, removing that direction."

@leebrown986 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@thenuttednutter2669 Жыл бұрын

Best comment

@onamission6634 Жыл бұрын

Which enemies? The innocent civilians or the fighters in whose country u r invading?

@JustSnort Жыл бұрын

@@onamission6634 how bout you shut the fuck up about shit you have no clue about

@prestonboord4873 Жыл бұрын

@@onamission6634 stay mad lmao if you dont like it change it

@ashundeyan8031 6 ай бұрын

Bro just fired off everything I paid in taxes for the last 5 years

@sebastianiturrino6582 5 ай бұрын

More like $20 of those taxes lmao, clown things he got uranium rounds or some shi 😂

@PANDITDADDY-kq9uf 5 ай бұрын

@@sebastianiturrino6582Maybe he's unemployed and pays almost no taxes

@sebastianiturrino6582 5 ай бұрын

@@PANDITDADDY-kq9uf I didn't think of that angle. You're honestly probably right, if he passed second grade he would be able to do the basic math

@TylerPerry-qd7us 4 ай бұрын

@@sebastianiturrino6582good one Sebastian !

@elanjecharles1204 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Oatskii 4 ай бұрын

“What needs to be destroyed, sir?” “Tax dollars, soldier.”

@azamora2791 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂GOATED under rated AF, done, but not LIKE THIIISSSS😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@RadeUeMasq 3 ай бұрын

Former soldier here. That made me laugh.

@MikeRotch11 3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of barrel melting day when end of year rolls around and there's excess munitions. Budgets are based on yearly usage, so if you don't use it, you lose it. If they give a base $2mil in ammunition, they're gonna use $2mil in ammunition.

@user-xc2ro1je3y Ай бұрын

Вы даже не представляете за что вы платите) привет из России ваша техника разбитая стоит у нас на площади

@longbow3082 Ай бұрын

You know what's worse for our tax dollars than a soldier firing a belt from his SAW? Sending billions to other countries

@borisfenestra Жыл бұрын

"The Department of Veterans Affairs has determined that your hearing loss is not service related."

@LKS-1976 11 ай бұрын

WHAT!!?

@collinthegamer510 10 ай бұрын

Lmao

@VictorBrunkal-bt3kx 10 ай бұрын

Ain't that the shit. Damn it uncle sam! speak up. 🙉

@michaellawson8862 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-mr9mu3cq3s 9 ай бұрын

I was happy during the hearing loss

@GreaseMonkey-dq2dk 11 ай бұрын

"See that dust in the distance?" "yes sir" "make more" "yes sir"

@Kakarunami14 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ksatriabergitar-lo9uh 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beowulfisHIM17 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@donpablo9125 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣😭

@EvilJaquavis 8 ай бұрын

Make more? 💀💀😭

@skyguyeditz 4 ай бұрын

Bro used all my tax dollars💀

@yeetusfeetus3059 4 ай бұрын

Unoriginal comment

@ricardothehacker3200 4 ай бұрын

@@yeetusfeetus3059factual

@fahadmahmood6961 4 ай бұрын

@@yeetusfeetus3059very original , in fact ; the first thing that comes to mind seeing that vulgar display of power.

@KBDxTokyo 6 ай бұрын

Bro didn’t hit anything but dirt 😂 lmao

@Victor-kb9in 4 ай бұрын

Its called supressive fire to support other troops that are trying to advance or retreat.

@garaltxabushi8214 4 ай бұрын

Bro doesn't understand what covering fire is 😂

@nomadmarauder-dw9re 3 ай бұрын

That's live ammo. If they're training, there's some kind of target there. If this is combat, there's a target. Just because WE can't see it, don't assume it's not there.

@tiltedhorizon1435 Жыл бұрын

"3 - 5 second bursts? Nah, I'll pass. I'm bout to melt this barrel!"

@anthonycurby4606 Жыл бұрын

All i thought as it kept forong was, chill bro dont warp thw barrel

@TrueHelpTV Жыл бұрын

tons of short burts on a belt fed usually makes them jam up on the links.

@Jim202030 Жыл бұрын

That was my first thought. You can get away with some pray and spray for the first 15 secs or so.

@brayzgame8037 Жыл бұрын

That's what I said!! My crew gunners carried extra barrels but rarely needed until 7 mags up...."or drum, 210 rounds standard"... but still good after anyhow.... this dude was about to find out what play dough 249 is

@xsixinfantryx Жыл бұрын

@@TrueHelpTV yep.

@izsaktapolchanyi2343 Жыл бұрын

This is the epitome of "we need to go through this ammo today or we won't get as much for training in the future.

@JN1-506 Жыл бұрын

Spendex

@LongCaster_ Жыл бұрын

Use it or lose it, baby!

@izsaktapolchanyi2343 Жыл бұрын

@@LongCaster_ yessir!

@chickenmann9934 Жыл бұрын

As a future taxpayer, I don't agree.

@JN1-506 Жыл бұрын

@@chickenmann9934 as a current taxpayer, we don't care

@Hugh-jass6 4 ай бұрын

Bro just shot my weekly groceries

@xr55 5 ай бұрын

'I eat bullets for breakfast' said the sand, silently.

@A4L_E Жыл бұрын

"Sir, engage." "Engage what target?" "Yes."

@elslappo6603 Жыл бұрын

doing exactly what an lmg is supposed to do, putting fire down range to supress. he's not going to be picking people off from 300 metres with an iron-sight ed saw now is he

@Pack_Watch Жыл бұрын

HURAH godam it

@mcfly8621 Жыл бұрын

Haha funny😂

@dannykaity7668 Жыл бұрын

@@elslappo6603300m isnt that far for some environments. Previously service members were trained to shoot further than that with open sights

@Okoktydyrjur Жыл бұрын

@@mcfly8621 qlqq

@michaelellis2086 Жыл бұрын

“ that cactus is suspicious, I think it has a cell phone and oil.”

@BluntStuff Жыл бұрын

"You had me at oil sarnt, full send"

@jesterokjones4954 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that opium!

@davidt1621 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davidt1621 Жыл бұрын

See that cloud? It kinda looks like Nacy Pelosi. Make it look different.

@zaosin9185 Жыл бұрын

Lets not have a repeat of iraq 😳

@jasoncharlescastillo9013 4 ай бұрын

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds"

@JustaDood857 3 ай бұрын

Please... Let me serve... Let me fight.. I have an overactive thyroid condition.. And they won't let me fight because of it.. Please.. Let me fight for this great nation.. Let me fight for the brothers around me.. Let me fight!!

@sui1162 Жыл бұрын

"Y'know, Im just not really feeling it today" *proceeds to melt barrel*

@endi6000 Жыл бұрын

People just don't understand the amount of damage you make to your gun when you take it to extreme temperature

@docferringer Жыл бұрын

@@endi6000 "People just down understand HOW FUN the amount of damage you make to your gun IS when you take it to extreme temperature." Fixed that for you. LOL

@Medalsforfucktards Жыл бұрын

The taxpayer can always buy another, right?

@TheDogmanrocks Жыл бұрын

Not everyone can afford to keep and arm bears, but we have the God given right to do so. -Muwah 😂

@WALTERBROADDUS Жыл бұрын

@@endi6000 I guess he figures the taxpayers paid for it.

@charan70 11 ай бұрын

"soldier, you see that guy" "No sir" "Shoot it"

@wardaddy5702 8 ай бұрын

😂

@georgyfactorin3601 7 ай бұрын

Хахахахахаххахах блять угар

@Christianbassfishing 7 ай бұрын

🤣

@ThePLAYERWARNING 7 ай бұрын

Im de a d😂

@GUN4LIFE 6 ай бұрын

This comment is by far the funniest of all. I'm dead

@dylanhagerty3266 5 ай бұрын

The most impressive part is that it didn't jam once

@othernamesweretaken1871 23 күн бұрын

It’s not a saw. It’s a 240. The 240 runs like a scalded dog most of the time. I was AG for a range that in one night over the span of like 4 guns burned 26,000 rounds. That was an insane amount of ammo that was supposed to be spread amongst a BN worth of companies but only a few gun teams from a few of the companies ever actually showed up so they had us shoot all remaining rounds as the guys at the ammo point had already opened the ammo and it couldn’t be returned.

@MaskMan21 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service my dad fought in Iraq and I know how to respect this more than you know

@rescue4214 Жыл бұрын

“The enemy is somewhere over there” Gunner “not anymore”

@BK-uy9nj Жыл бұрын

Not with that skill, youd get fucking grilled in the usmc for pulling this shit. Dude will only be doing this once as he’s gotta clean that after…

@aadityaacharya5902 Жыл бұрын

The enemy is now all over there, rest in pieces!

@victort.461 Жыл бұрын

Nah he still there

@q6ou Жыл бұрын

okqjjqjqq

@jeremykriner3230 Жыл бұрын

😒 wtf?

@TheFakeNewsFrog Жыл бұрын

“What’re you shooting” “Rounds son, rounds”

@mwelsh1996 Жыл бұрын

This made my day.

@agrifolia504 Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@RJ10MM Жыл бұрын

Legendary comment😂

@__boo Жыл бұрын

i read this in a Dave Chappelle accent and it was totally worth it.

@peterbarrett5496 Жыл бұрын

Uh no. That’s his blue haired lesbian mother shooting. White straight males need not apply anymore

@ItsAllAStateOfMind 6 ай бұрын

“Soldier, you see that land of sand?” “Yes sir!” “I don’t like sand!” “Yes sir!”

@robinmangala3536 5 ай бұрын

Damn, you copied a whole comment for likes. That’s how uncreative you’re. Your parents must be proud of you

@MONKEYTAXES 6 ай бұрын

For those who are confused this is a professional airsoft tournament.

@SoCo_Blu Жыл бұрын

"look at all this ammo, soldier. Use it or lose it." "Sir, yes Sir."

@rage_tv4493 Жыл бұрын

Best comment

@keepironman14 Жыл бұрын

*walks into armory* 'ammo day?' "Yup, minigun?" 'Got one right here, save me a case' *bbbbrrrrrrrrr*

@MrBayeasy Жыл бұрын

Not sure why but I heard the "Sir, yes Sir" in Master Chief's voice, lol.

@SoCo_Blu Жыл бұрын

@@MrBayeasy lol one of the greatest game franchises ever to exist. It's so easy to pull references from.

@markarnold7499 Жыл бұрын

@@MrBayeasy you play too much Halo

@Systolic_Gaming Жыл бұрын

"Your hearing damage has been determined to be not service related"

@MrDgw87 Жыл бұрын

This one hurts lol

@colelitteral8369 Жыл бұрын

They do that from soldiers that got it in combat because technically your suppose to have ear plugs in. Like if the T heads start shooting hold up I’m coming! Let me get my ear plugs real quick

@christianmurphy437 Жыл бұрын

@@colelitteral8369 exactly lol. Solid reason i believe everyone that owns a firearm should at the very least practice without hearing protection a few shots, just once to understand how loud it actually is; not gonna have your ear protection anywhere nearby in a real life emergency

@Spectre361 Жыл бұрын

😂

@120mmsmoothbore2 Жыл бұрын

@@christianmurphy437 "Let's damage your hearing for practice." Most sane and intelligent American.

@rus0004 4 ай бұрын

His "Mississippis" are longer than mine.

@aaron6268 4 ай бұрын

Later that day the gunner was seen claiming he invented the M249.

@astro_.809 Жыл бұрын

"Private! See that hill?" "Yes Sir" "I dont want to!" "Yes Sir!"

@Christopher-qq4dl 11 ай бұрын

😂

@eggothewaffle5740 10 ай бұрын

stolen

@astro_.809 10 ай бұрын

@@eggothewaffle5740 buddy i posted this 3 months ago

@josiahhanniford1786 9 ай бұрын

@@astro_.809the other guy posted his 7 months ago soooooo😂😂

@astro_.809 9 ай бұрын

@josiahhanniford1786 the comment which is a direct copy of mine doesnt come up after 5 minutes of scrolling, stop being a troll and just get a life xD

@jspur6 Жыл бұрын

“Soldier wakes up and chooses to melt his machine gun barrel”

@Blakethornton66. 10 ай бұрын

I don’t think barrels melt that easy on that weapon. Now the MG42s so fast it melted the barrels.

@irregularobserver4165 9 ай бұрын

Right. The Army posted this? Whomever runs their account has probably never fired one. They cut the video before the angry NCO came down the line

@Bruv- 9 ай бұрын

@Blakethornton66. You would be surprised. I was on the range hanging back as our support company was using our 240 Limas to qualify. In the midst of a conversation with a few buddies, I noticed I didn't hear a pause in the sequences of firing. When I looked at the firing line, 2 barrels were colored like the surface of the sun. I was a SPC at that time so I had an e6 deal with it. Th barrels were warped and required a lot of shop work but I honestly think they made new barrels for them.

@Blakethornton66. 9 ай бұрын

@@Bruv- DAMN

@kissthis5361 9 ай бұрын

A fool has nothing to do.

@Wannabearborist 4 ай бұрын

Soldier “I don’t pay for the ammo and barrel so it’s not my problem how much I use it”

@Da-chimp 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service 🫡

@user-js5jd4cb5n Жыл бұрын

"Private its so quiet ..we need some noise" "say no more sir"

@9i851 Жыл бұрын

"Sir, I cant kill oxygen..." "Nuh Uh"

@martindejaen3337 8 ай бұрын

"Uhh NUH UH PRIVATE!"

@shrekchrist2857 8 ай бұрын

“The fuck do you mean *_NUH UH_* “

@Littleblikkie 4 ай бұрын

LT: Private see that direction over there Private: Yes Sir! LT: send it some freedom

@theclowniscameback4266 5 ай бұрын

I couldn't have predicted that the gaming industry would develop this much, it looks like a very realistic game

@galactic_noob2545 Жыл бұрын

Ww1: the enemies are in the trench? Gas the trench Ww2: the enemies are in the buildings? Then remove the buildings Vietnam: the enemies are in the trees? Then remove the trees Modern US wars: the enemies are over there? Then remove the "over there"

@septikkvoid Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@MarioLopez-cf3en Жыл бұрын

Pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂

@ayylmao1182 Жыл бұрын

And we won’t come back till it’s over over there

@yellapotatochip Жыл бұрын

Yep

@Mike_ehrmantraut526 Жыл бұрын

WW5 : Press the Buton

@BINX-RR Жыл бұрын

“Join the army today and clean tanks, cause we sure as hell aren’t doing anything else right now”

@theking5942 Жыл бұрын

@nakedsnake4248 Жыл бұрын

pretty sure there are areas in Africa that are still combat zones.

@aaronking2000 Жыл бұрын

@Naked Snake yeah but nobody's going there except probably special operations

@runeldcameron6092 Жыл бұрын

Apparently you have no clue what you are talking about.

@30pranaypawar17 Жыл бұрын

waiting to detect someone on the SONAR saying "woah, its oil..."

@veterandadtactical9556 5 ай бұрын

M240b was my favorite weapon in the army. I only got to shoot it once for like 20 rounds while in basic training lol. I can imagine the stress relief he got from dumping that many rounds at once!

@BryantEverett-mi1wc 6 ай бұрын

“It’s ok, we’ve got more for a reason….I didn’t like that barrel anyway!”

@Josh-gb6mv Жыл бұрын

“What are we shooting at?” “I don’t know… But f*** everything in that general direction!”

@VuLe-wi9kv Жыл бұрын

@@pedosgotovegas yes American

@alkalk8938 Жыл бұрын

@@VuLe-wi9kv doubt you'd care to step in the ring with our boys

@alkalk8938 Жыл бұрын

@@pedosgotovegas Did you happen to pay anything in taxes towards the production of said ammo? If not, then why da phuk do u care?

@fertiger77 Жыл бұрын

Its called supressive fire. No normal human would stand up and shoot if there are 600 bullets flying over your head.

@bryancenterfitt7127 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely the best comment

@rudzik1692 Жыл бұрын

"Private, see the gun's barrel?" "Yes, sir!" "I don't want to see it." "Yes, sir!"

@roycoppock9803 Жыл бұрын

Love it

@user-qb2vw4vn9n Жыл бұрын

This is fukin copied

@Military228 11 ай бұрын

daamn

@gruisman 10 ай бұрын

Private you see that comment from 6 months ago? Yes sir. Lets copy it and change some words

@calosjimenez5268 10 ай бұрын

sound same my dish washer😂

@JustAnythingChanneL2 4 ай бұрын

No one: Him making a short while being shot at😂

@luster5497 Ай бұрын

So this is where our tax money went to, ammo funds?………………………………. -WORTH

@EdPurpleNinja Жыл бұрын

Commander: “ENEMY SANDSTORM, TAKE IT OUT!!!” Gunner: “SIR!!”

@Fosi94 Жыл бұрын

did someone said.... DARUDE?

@melissayoung4779 Жыл бұрын

Sandstorm: well I'm screwed

@Fosi94 Жыл бұрын

@@melissayoung4779 DARUDE?

@dco1487 Жыл бұрын

@@Fosi94 23 year old hit techno song

@Fosi94 Жыл бұрын

@@dco1487 my man

@MWDJR173 Жыл бұрын

Gonna melt that barrel

@usarmy Жыл бұрын

The arms room specialist is gonna want a word after this.

@JoeZelensky Жыл бұрын

@@railfangraham4182 hope you picked a job that has civilian application

@u.s.militia7682 Жыл бұрын

I cooked a few 60 and 240 barrels in my day. They’re next to impossible to clean for turn in.

@Grabbagar670 Жыл бұрын

Im a 91F and I approve this message. But ya know what? As long as they were having fun, I'll type the NSN down during the next annual service.

@grnttylr480 Жыл бұрын

@@railfangraham4182 Godspeed, future warrior. 🙏

@snowinak 3 ай бұрын

"Be dumb and wasteful as usual!" "Yes sir!"

@Vihanga1233 6 ай бұрын

That's so smooth ❤

@Tank.Savage Жыл бұрын

"What are we shooting at?" "Yes"

@maryannpurcell-lauer5449 Жыл бұрын

Just friendly fire sir

@Jonathan-vy2vm Жыл бұрын

There just shooting they have to gather as many rounds as possible to justify target pactice

@g-lo-keyced-p6417 Жыл бұрын

"yes"😫😂🤣🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😫😫

@deltashot5608 Жыл бұрын

You do realize we use tactics that require flawless timing and quick communication in order to execute without commiting fratricide. If we are providing support by fire on a building, our objective is to suppress the enemy and then we have to carefully listen for the "shift fire command" so we can stop shooting at that building when the soldiers go in. Being a machine gunner is hard but being an assistant gunner is even more difficult

@WFootyEdits Жыл бұрын

You’re not supposed to shoot specific targets lol

@Nestomac 8 ай бұрын

“Are there any enemies in that direction?” “No” “Perfect”

@canjicanacaneca 6 ай бұрын

😂

@TokuseuiaDuman 5 ай бұрын

😂 Are you going to invade the Amazon with this? if that's the most you have.... Brazil 🇧🇷 can handle a little more!!!! 😂Is this the famous little car that shoots?

@Spongey12 6 ай бұрын

The saw goes crazy

@youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 10 ай бұрын

Props to this lone soldier for fighting against an army of John Cena 👏

@BanditGraves989 8 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT

@1badjane493 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂....

@timmyturner1759 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KINGKING-qv4vd 7 ай бұрын

اقرأوا دعاء العهد والفرج لا إلٰه إلّا اللّٰه محمد رسول اللّٰه علي ولي اللّٰه اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم 🤍 💚 عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال من قال أربع مرات إذا أصبح - الحمد لله رب العالمين فقد أدى شكر يومه ومن قالها إذا أمسى فقد أدى شكر ليلته. عن أبي عبد الله عليه السلام قال: من قال في كل يوم سبع مرات: الحمد لله على كل نعمة كانت أو هي كائنة، فقد أدى شكر ما مضى وشكر ما بقي (4). لغفران الذنوب قولوا استغفر اللّٰه الذي لا إلٰه إلّا هو الحي القيوم و اتوب اليه 3 مرات يا أبا الفضل العباس يا قمر بني هاشم يا ناصر الحسين يا أخا الحسين قولوها لقضاء الحوائج 🤍💚 313 اللهم العن اول ظالم ظلم حق محمد وآل محمد و الثاني والثالث والرابع و آخر تابع لهم إلى يوم الدين اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم اللهم صلِّ على محمد وآل محمد وعجل فرجهم و ارحمنا بهم عند الإنتهاء من الدعاء قولوا ما شاء اللّٰه لا حول ولا قوة إلّا باللّٰه ليستجاب الدعاء إن شاء اللّٰهُ تعالى،،، اقرأوا القرآن واحاديث أهل البيت عليهم الصلاة والسلام، اندبوا الحسين ليلاً و نهاراً بقول وا حسيناه و قول يا حسين يا سيدي و مولاي يا أبا عبد اللّٰه الحُسين، رددوا دائماً يا إمام الزمان 3 مرات. Be shiite Muslim and your life will improve 🤍💚 don't listen to songs and music Read Qur'an and pray to ALLAH Read Al-ahad Duaa and Al-faraj Duaa Stop war and kill the human The so-called State of Israel kills children, women, and innocent people and takes everything from them, and we have evidence

@Ilikevegito243 7 ай бұрын

You cant see them they must have used invisibility poshion

@cracklingpumpkin1569 Жыл бұрын

"Soldier I told you to do six to nine round bursts, not sixty nine round burst."

@bassdrumflextime1253 Жыл бұрын

lmao

@StabbyJoe135 Жыл бұрын

WTF, I counted it and it's actually *EXACTLY* 69 shots on the first burst!

@theapex8973 Жыл бұрын

This is exactly what my Drill Sergeant said to me, at Ft. Sill, in 1995! It sounded like "69 round bursts".

@Sapphiregamer8605 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if he shot *90 ROUNDS* A burst,in a extended mag.

@MadChristoph Жыл бұрын

Nice

@justingomez-fm8dv 5 ай бұрын

This is Literly the coolest thing I have ever seen

@markterrell1353 4 ай бұрын

He didn't wake up, he never went to sleep

@No7zu1 Жыл бұрын

Sargent: Hey private! I don’t like that rock! Private: yes sir.

@jason3yr77f Жыл бұрын

This isn't military simulator buddy

@StevioTVio Жыл бұрын

Sergeants, sirs. Officers. Enlisted. Same shit, eh?

@tankapples Жыл бұрын

Yes Sargeant! You mean

@rome6872 Жыл бұрын

@@tankapples he means "moving sergeant"

@robbygless Жыл бұрын

@@tankapples Sergeant*

@ISpiTrvth Жыл бұрын

Soldier what are you shooting at? “That way” 😂

@adventureswithjosh1897 Жыл бұрын

😅 I laughed way harder than I should

@helloproxy Жыл бұрын

It's a show of force, not meant to hit anything lol

@ISpiTrvth Жыл бұрын

@@helloproxy yeah yeah I was in the military too. I get it. Just funny as hell 😂

@JOHN_STEVAN_THOMAS_ASHERR 4 ай бұрын

God bless our vets and down with pride

@leonardosilver9578 3 ай бұрын

Shooting at nothing, hitting nothing, what a waste!

@suhaizibongsu8892 8 ай бұрын

"Private!" "Yes Sir" "I can still hear my own voice, Private?!" "Oh, okay Sir"

@rays7199 6 ай бұрын

What is this idiot shooting at ??

@rays7199 6 ай бұрын

US tax dollars

@Cattefish 6 ай бұрын

@@rays7199dw that’s nothing compared to anything else the us military spends, he shot like a few hundred bucks worth of ammo, that is NOTHING compared to literally anything else in the military.

@Trongaming1221 4 ай бұрын

Nah the gun shots perfectly synchronized with the background song

@blong8929 6 ай бұрын

Proudly brought to you and paid for by the united stars army!

@Daniel_Richardson Жыл бұрын

After that one long burst, I started to hear Fortunate Son

@jackanderson6100 Жыл бұрын

Wahhhh nahhhh 🎶

@weenis2876 Жыл бұрын

yeah, you completely missed the point of the song too so it makes sense why

@jffry890 Жыл бұрын

"Git sum"

@FieldSpawn Жыл бұрын

I immediately imagined him screaming GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMMM. Instead of Vietnam probably Middle East

@StabbyJoe135 Жыл бұрын

You heard fortunate son after that burst, the soldier only heard a *high pitched ringing noise* after it

@paulkruchko6119 Жыл бұрын

Armorer: “I need to gauge that barrel.” Gunner: “No you don’t.”

@mungutsimarshall7388 Жыл бұрын

S pm p

@Chuck-PK Жыл бұрын

Company Small Arms Repairman: ANGRY ZACH NOISES!

@sagelebrun4900 Жыл бұрын

@@Chuck-PK I appreciate the reference 🤣

@f.foster2099 Жыл бұрын

The barrel melted off. Sorry sarnt.

@Sgtprz Жыл бұрын

Puro pinche bot por aquí

@user-gf9iy9yl2o 6 ай бұрын

When you’re afraid of ghosts so you just start blasting everything,

@Edb1977 3 ай бұрын

Please. Don't spoile our taxes😂😂😂

@Mr_Chest Жыл бұрын

“Boys we need more brass” This guy: understood

@williamtyler9358 Жыл бұрын

I guess you like shooting or you're a soldier

@kurimawcycling6958 Жыл бұрын

"You see the enemies there?" "No sir" "Spray the bullet then"

@Teleported_in Жыл бұрын

*Shoot aggressively!*

@simon-pierrebrown192 Жыл бұрын

Or wait and get sniped and go to heaven

@cisaiah2402 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💨

@muhammadridwanfaza3380 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Dino-oz8wv 3 ай бұрын

The army woke up and forgot what branch he was

@justcallmemichael6682 Жыл бұрын

"Sir we're surrounded" "Excellent! Now we can fire in any direction."

@oliverbaronick4269 Жыл бұрын

That got to be a red vs blue quote 😂

@maxrequisite Жыл бұрын

@@oliverbaronick4269 it's actually a quote(not verbatim) by a real marine named Chesty Puller who was surrounded 29:1 by Korean forces and was quoted as saying "we're surrounded, that simplifies the problem". Edit: Said German but it's Korean forces. My bad

@DM-zb8hw Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ismaeltorres5079 Жыл бұрын

Seria engraçado se não fosse trágico kkkk

@dingnghetadinga9639 Жыл бұрын

@@maxrequisite l0PP0oOlzOzzpA oOLAlllpplqAll

@PrinceBizzle Жыл бұрын

Sgt: "what are you shooting at?" Private: "everything in that direction"

@JamesU56 Жыл бұрын

The “fuck everything in that general direction” tactic

@Tunova Жыл бұрын

Its called suppressive fire Sgt

@SwaggersCracked Жыл бұрын

Private:"damn trees"

@MrNelford Жыл бұрын

@@SwaggersCracked He shot down so many trees it became a desert!

@sandysinghaniya7568 Жыл бұрын

well they need to LIFT their DEFENSE INDUSTRY. 😬

@Wolves-zr4ob 2 ай бұрын

"Have we ceased life sir." Yes. Yes we have.

@amypaquette1667 3 ай бұрын

Get that Goat, he's wired!!! AFFIRMATIVE

@joshuadelaughter7968 Жыл бұрын

Just blasted through my yearly salary in 15 seconds.

@baconblaster6422 Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@timothygregg2223 Жыл бұрын

Nah that's nothing. Not even 50 cal bro. Lol😂😂😂😂

@jdmxLove Жыл бұрын

Im assuming you are unemployed 😂

@rickjames553 Жыл бұрын

@@VinceAikensLike he said.....my yearly salary.

@Fosi94 Жыл бұрын

@@jdmxLove lol

@TheRealMrJester Жыл бұрын

"What are you shooting at" "Yes"

@AspiLeo Жыл бұрын

It’s called indirect suppressive fire. That’s also what the ridiculously high ranges on the rear sights of many older bolt action rifles are for.

@demsareunamerican6800 Жыл бұрын

@@AspiLeo Yeah ok there Einstein, on the bolt action rifles. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

@amarmeme1536 Жыл бұрын

shooting air no enemy

@shadowgaming5744 Жыл бұрын

@@amarmeme1536 He's actually shooting not just air we can't see their enemy cuz they're ridiculously far away

@kevinallenunknown Жыл бұрын

@@amarmeme1536 exactly wasting rounds an giving away position, plus not firing right, 3 to 5 burst get best accuracy if they even know wtf they r shooting at!!

@jo3071 3 ай бұрын

No enemies were harmed in this video.

@larrysmerdell6327 Жыл бұрын

Sgt: "whatcha shootin at, pvt?" Pvt: "does it matter?"

@AspiLeo Жыл бұрын

It’s called indirect suppressive fire. That’s also what the ridiculously high ranges on the rear sights of many older bolt action rifles are for.

@PrivateMcPrivate Жыл бұрын

In merica, no

@acallaghan Жыл бұрын

"Storm Area 51, they can't get all of us" mythbuster

@liamvermaak982 Жыл бұрын

Lol best comment so far

@burningembersofthebroomb-gt8nh Жыл бұрын

bruh

@censorshipleadstothenwo1237 Жыл бұрын

They definitely wouldn't get all of us!!

@mantistabogin882 Жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@devondaughtry3433 Жыл бұрын

@@censorshipleadstothenwo1237 its a joke not a dick dont take it so hard

@MeW0LFy 4 ай бұрын

Thank God the earth is round.

@14docmurph Жыл бұрын

Soldier: "What is my target?" Sgt: "The East. Shoot the East."

@alexanderpennanen1478 Жыл бұрын

Mr,....dha,it is conversing type of thing .DO NOT LOAD ON ME.

@visionbishop9517 Жыл бұрын

I was trying to find target as well,it must be the east😆

@biclighter3854 Жыл бұрын

“Which part?” “any where in the middle”

@wrong-mass-educated Жыл бұрын

🥰

@gregsmith1153 Жыл бұрын

Ah hahaha 😆 😂 😅 🤣

@ZachClynes 7 ай бұрын

“Alright now privates, now we’re gonna sweep for brass”

@georgepatton9744 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@woodtalktv 6 ай бұрын

You know the drill take those patrol caps off 🤣🤣

@skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651 6 ай бұрын

I find myself doing the exact opposite nowadays on my home ranch just to spite the 6 years In the army I had done

@Anonymous_Music 6 ай бұрын

Hah. Ah, Man. What a shit job that would be.

@sunwukong1710 6 ай бұрын

@@woodtalktv😂

@adityavyas597 5 ай бұрын

"Get up private Allen....soldiers lead the way..move!!

@elibradford7328 4 ай бұрын

Bros mag dump costs more than my yearly salary

@jonathanehn3525 Жыл бұрын

"OK private, you see all 300lbs of these rounds?" "Yes sir!" "Move 'em downrange as fast as you possibly can, I don't care how." "Understood sir!"

@AlbertoMede-bh5wd 11 ай бұрын

Force Rusia The Best Culeros

@wasylpuka 11 ай бұрын

Natan dur fjfjfcy4dufyfdhfbg Fhdf chcę chcę chcę

@wasylpuka 11 ай бұрын

Ryż się ri44utrir3000 dur Sjf

@QWK2026 11 ай бұрын

what's going on down here

@kennypalacios3072 10 ай бұрын

Que gracioso mira como me río 😴😴😴

@hallofo8107 Жыл бұрын

And that, friends, is what we call "Accuracy by Volume". With enough volume of fire, eventually you'll hit _something._

@slimprodigy9878 Жыл бұрын

And that my friends is machine gun theory😂😂

@NahuCommNS Жыл бұрын

Spray and Pray, wasn't it?

@josephnewcomb9721 Жыл бұрын

When the beaten zone is the size of a football field, the odds are in your favor

@gearheadsgonewrong 3 ай бұрын

Freedom seed speed tests gotta love it 🤣😂🤣😂

@PrinceThecool-fc1gy 2 ай бұрын

Imagine someone is causally driving in the dirt road

@shav_city44 Жыл бұрын

Emily's two mothers would be so proud 🥲 #Hooah!

@joshable337 Жыл бұрын

KZfaq wouldn't let me like your comment.

@cxdxr Жыл бұрын

LOL

@-RyN-23 Жыл бұрын

Damn

@thereinthetrees_5626 Жыл бұрын

@@joshable337 your wifi won’t 🤡

@Robert53area Жыл бұрын

That recruiting video was so bad...

@zachbodary6129 Жыл бұрын

Private - “what’s a barrel change?”

@rp6050 Жыл бұрын

"I changed the direction of the barrel. Does that count??"

@tyrionlannister4920 Жыл бұрын

Hans! Get ze yankee another barrel! He obviously never served on the eastern front or normandie.

@loucipher6839 5 ай бұрын

(rambo yelling at a thorn bush) YOU DREW FIRST BLOOD, NOT ME !

@JustCharlsV 5 ай бұрын

“If we don’t use it all we won’t get anymore”

@jermancastro2679 6 ай бұрын

" Private take out those enemy clouds!" " Yes sir "

@user-hv5np8gc4l 5 ай бұрын

Lol

@30retek 5 ай бұрын

Hoorah sir

@benitoastorga8868 4 ай бұрын

A qué le tira, ni puso blanco Jajaja, desperdicio

@project0624 5 ай бұрын

I can already hear "Police call the range!!!"

@dinosmart1111 4 ай бұрын

I felt that in my tax dollars

@cum_as_you_are Жыл бұрын

_Barrel has left the chat_

@gilbertorios6254 Жыл бұрын

@cane03 Жыл бұрын

“Did the wind blow on you private”?? “Yes sir, it did blow on me”.. “Shoot it Private, eliminate the wind”!!!! 😂😂😂

@mariolopez6637 Жыл бұрын

This needs to blow up

@rxgaming3957 Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh the sunlight is hitting shoot the fucking sun ahhhhhh

@badbadbadcat Жыл бұрын

Typical US soldier 🤣🤣

@noone-zg2fo Жыл бұрын

This made me actually laugh. Bravo good sir

@user-ni8rv9lo1e Жыл бұрын

Есть, сэр!!! ))...

@militarymoments 5 ай бұрын

That barrel probably looking like a hot tamale

@proddru-ll9cl Жыл бұрын

"What are you even shooting at?" "It'll hit sumin"

@alexpaton9360 Жыл бұрын

he is supposed to lay suppressive fire hitting a target is only a plus hes only trying to keep them weakened.

@MyliYxngn Жыл бұрын

Yea it hit my pinky off

@naderobeid3608 Жыл бұрын

He is imagining some arab kids playing football in front of their house. Basic US army training

@supafreeza Жыл бұрын

Ghost

@qrb1979 Жыл бұрын

Hooah!!!!

@krmedia61 Жыл бұрын

My man’s shooting my tax money 🥲

@BILL_BO_jangles Жыл бұрын

They are training. Would you rather not have a well trained military? What do you expect the military to do? They pick up brass casings and disintegrating links.The brass is sold to a private company that reloads the ammo. The links are retained and reused. So, the amount of money used is lower than it would be otherwise. Soldiers pay taxes too.

@restartedv69 Жыл бұрын

@@BILL_BO_jangles civilian seem to care about their quality of life rather than their military

@YTT718 Жыл бұрын

I hope Congress allocates him even more

@nukesrus2663 Жыл бұрын

@@BILL_BO_jangles How's that?

@CuongDam278 Жыл бұрын

Haha nice like😅