Hawkman Actually Does Something

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Solid jj

Жыл бұрын

Hawkman saves the Justice League from whatever it is that sets up the punchline. Seriously though a mace, like that’s his actual weapon of choice. It’s cool but I mean what’s the survival rate for his city. Like if you jay walk you might wake up a year later in a hospital.
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@sebastianfontanez1081
@sebastianfontanez1081 Жыл бұрын
The sheer shock on the League members faces contrasted with Hawkmans smile is so disturbingly hilarious
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Жыл бұрын
Its like homeland except not a insecure nazi.
@404_coffee9
@404_coffee9 Жыл бұрын
Batman shocked is the funny part
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Жыл бұрын
@@404_coffee9 to be fair its "i am the batman firm and girm at all times i have a stick up my ass at all times. I could use my near infinite money like an adult to get thearpy but instead i like to beat up poor people."
@Deathmare235
@Deathmare235 Жыл бұрын
@@404_coffee9 did he even say a word
@suldanibrahimahmed7215
@suldanibrahimahmed7215 10 ай бұрын
@@Deathmare235but he did
@GauthamSwaminathan
@GauthamSwaminathan Жыл бұрын
Hawkman was so evil he left Wonder Woman speechless
@mikamo
@mikamo Жыл бұрын
**nods in lack of voice actress**
@ya_boi_sieem6644
@ya_boi_sieem6644 Жыл бұрын
@@paperking_realdo u not know how to go along with something?
@Aegis4521
@Aegis4521 Жыл бұрын
@@ya_boi_sieem6644shut up kid
@charteon9092
@charteon9092 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment.
@Balloon410
@Balloon410 Жыл бұрын
@@ya_boi_sieem6644 he's listening, but he's not understanding.
@drago939393
@drago939393 Жыл бұрын
The punchline of Solid JJ acknowledging that the characters have no reason to just be standing there is awesome.
@BlandoGaming
@BlandoGaming Жыл бұрын
Yeah that killed me right at the end.
@jahnybravo2168
@jahnybravo2168 Жыл бұрын
"I wanna do something but I wanna stay monetized!"
@intelligentfool9024
@intelligentfool9024 Жыл бұрын
@@jahnybravo2168 You beat me right to the one liner by an hour.
@WizardClipAudio
@WizardClipAudio Жыл бұрын
Ammo is expensive, and he ain't even got Batman money. So, he's better off, to save it, for when the bad guy isn't immediately in practical range for a melee strike.
@Deathmare235
@Deathmare235 Жыл бұрын
@@WizardClipAudio I mean he’s being funded by the richest man in the world also melee strikes didn’t work against his opponent
@dantebanducci235
@dantebanducci235 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman is not the hero ANYONE wanted, but he’s the hero we needed.
@IAmMrGreat
@IAmMrGreat Жыл бұрын
Eh, I kinda want a superhero like him. Seems villains wouldn't be such repeat offenders where they've got more jailbreaks per year than there are months.
@rstronghold4896
@rstronghold4896 Жыл бұрын
He's the hero we fking get
@patrickdwts
@patrickdwts Жыл бұрын
He is a better superhero than the others. He actually stops the criminals.
@burnslee1164
@burnslee1164 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmMrGreat Batman used to k!ll his villains. I'm pretty sure if we count the acid bath he killed Joker twice. Villains will never stay down, even if they're six feet under.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
@@burnslee1164 Neither do the heroes.
@mrunknown138
@mrunknown138 Жыл бұрын
The line “I wanna stop em, but I wanna stay monetized” is so beautiful
@hikari1690
@hikari1690 Жыл бұрын
Doubly funny cause of the bloodsoaked hawkman
@zev2x762
@zev2x762 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@zacharyreed4531
@zacharyreed4531 Жыл бұрын
💀
@assfuckerthejointpounder5834
@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Жыл бұрын
This comment does not look like it is one of the comments that would get buried after the videos up for a certain amount of time, it's been merely one hour after post so let's see how things go.
@darnelhays7999
@darnelhays7999 Жыл бұрын
Fill me in on why they would
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 Жыл бұрын
I love how it’s not that they find him useless. They just find him terrifying.
@joshuaconnall4237
@joshuaconnall4237 Жыл бұрын
They don’t hate him because he’s bad at his job. It’s because he’s too good at it
@Romashka_Sov
@Romashka_Sov Жыл бұрын
Duh, who do you think he is? Aquaman?
@fuzionbeast7332
@fuzionbeast7332 Жыл бұрын
@@Romashka_Sov *Gurgling water noise*
@jjagpal504
@jjagpal504 Жыл бұрын
Jaws theme playing
@Doginawall
@Doginawall Жыл бұрын
@@fuzionbeast7332more like blood
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459 Жыл бұрын
I love how Hawk Man's "one true weakness" is protective head gear, considering the main point of a mace was to cause damage to the opponent without penetration via blunt force trauma
@abcdefgb2748
@abcdefgb2748 Жыл бұрын
It is protective to maces due to the sheer amount of open space in the helmet
@hoangkienvu7572
@hoangkienvu7572 Жыл бұрын
Bruh helmets are built to absorb blunt force trauma.
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459 Жыл бұрын
@@hoangkienvu7572 idk anymore. My bad memory is killing me, i do remember looking it up before I posted this. Weren't maces used more often after better armor making and full plate armor became more common? The force of the impact allowed it to damage the opponent without having to pierce the armor.
@hoangkienvu7572
@hoangkienvu7572 Жыл бұрын
@@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459 yeah if you're talking about a medieval war helmet. Have you ever been hit on your head with a falling rock while wearing a hard hat? Well I hope you haven't because that would be terrible, but modern helmet are built to protect against all kinds of harm, not just piercing.
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459
@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459 Жыл бұрын
@@hoangkienvu7572 i see, i understand, I have some sense in my head. I didn't really take into account modern helmets, thanks for the explanation.
@GM3826
@GM3826 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love most about this was that there was logically nothing stopping him from smashing the laser to bits. He could have used the mace in a way that didn't involve killing people and didn't.
@heckinggi6034
@heckinggi6034 11 ай бұрын
There was also nothing stopping anyone else from stopping the ladder either
@concept5631
@concept5631 9 ай бұрын
​@@heckinggi6034 True
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 2 ай бұрын
​@@heckinggi6034 monetization
@MachinexMinifigs
@MachinexMinifigs Жыл бұрын
Best part of this video is the realization about halfway through that none of the Justice League members are actually frozen or trapped or anything, they just like standing there.
@kabutomushigerman9852
@kabutomushigerman9852 Жыл бұрын
Not only that, but the single fact that hawkman actually could bash the damn laser, and the only idea that passed through hawkman's mind is just to freakin' kill the legion of evil
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper Жыл бұрын
@@kabutomushigerman9852 someone else could have also stopped the laser
@victorkreig6089
@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын
They're all stunned and slightly afraid that he might go into a blood rage Hawkman can put wonder woman in her place
@serhumano3692
@serhumano3692 Жыл бұрын
@@victorkreig6089 ayo what 🤨📸
@purpleemerald5299
@purpleemerald5299 Жыл бұрын
@@victorkreig6089 He doesn’t have enough bondage gear to pull that off. He does have some yellow that Green Lantern won’t like, though…
@JJ_R
@JJ_R Жыл бұрын
It’s about time Hawkman did… something.
@lordkaijux5262
@lordkaijux5262 Жыл бұрын
It was something alright... just not the way the Justice League was prepared for.
@jeremyjoestar3767
@jeremyjoestar3767 Жыл бұрын
Now for Aquaman to do something.........
@RisingRevengeance
@RisingRevengeance Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyjoestar3767 call him to pick up plastic or something
@poopoo7107
@poopoo7107 Жыл бұрын
@@RisingRevengeance yea...something... or something.... hmmmm
@MusicoftheDamned
@MusicoftheDamned Жыл бұрын
Apparently snapping counts as "something". Good to know.
@gusdavid7798
@gusdavid7798 Жыл бұрын
The fact they all just stand there when any of them could like move really fast and restrain him is what makes these soo good.
@xboxoneyes7734
@xboxoneyes7734 Жыл бұрын
Shock can really be something
@parry3439
@parry3439 Жыл бұрын
superman seeing luthor get his head bashed in must be a really good day
@moonshiners-cv6kd
@moonshiners-cv6kd Жыл бұрын
demonic ussage of the psychological for e of demonization is why they don't move
@Borger3941
@Borger3941 Ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@StevenCavanaugh
@StevenCavanaugh Жыл бұрын
I feel like the rest of the Justice League really dropped the ball in letting that laser go off, twice. Hawkman did his job. Everyone else just stood there, like lumps.
@richardkenan2891
@richardkenan2891 5 ай бұрын
Don't just do something! Stand there!
@pntmmun402
@pntmmun402 Жыл бұрын
I love how he just happened to have a gun on him but thought the mace was a better solution
@doggamer3649
@doggamer3649 Жыл бұрын
In Earth 2 I believe him or hawkgirl have guns
@Nerthos
@Nerthos Жыл бұрын
A mace had no cost of operation, so it's the better option at close range compared to a gun with limited bullets.
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 Жыл бұрын
A mace is more fun
@AxSKamikaze
@AxSKamikaze Жыл бұрын
It's about sending a message
@DrunkenDarkSoul
@DrunkenDarkSoul Жыл бұрын
Bullets are just little itsy bitsy baby maces. True can be stranger then fiction. its A-macing! *bonk*
@ant-fan
@ant-fan Жыл бұрын
I love that literally nothing is done about the death ray firing randomly in the background through the entirety of the short.
@decidueyezealot8611
@decidueyezealot8611 Жыл бұрын
To much crazy going on to actually get to their job
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 Жыл бұрын
Is the implication that Manta was the one firing the laser, since it didn't go off after he showed up? Or was Luthor's "fire it randomly" comment meant to mean it's automated?
@mostlyimportant4212
@mostlyimportant4212 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminoechsli1941 yeah Manta did it I think
@TupocalypseShakur
@TupocalypseShakur Жыл бұрын
Hawkman doesn't care, if he dies he'll just respawn
@poorsvids4738
@poorsvids4738 Жыл бұрын
Who is it going to hit anyway? Unless Luthor built it right next to an apartment complex it's probably just going to hit the sky.
@RandoGrunt
@RandoGrunt Жыл бұрын
A bloodied Hawkman with a psychotic grin on his face holding a gun in a clip lasting a half second was an image I never knew I needed until now. Thank you
@misterj9669
@misterj9669 Жыл бұрын
"When i get into the superhero business i kinda lose my grip on humanity, i go into like a primal, feral state" Robert Vendetti's Hawkman run summarized
@mrsmithplays5444
@mrsmithplays5444 Жыл бұрын
Inform me on this run? Never heard of it
@howdoyoudo5949
@howdoyoudo5949 Жыл бұрын
Me 2
@kim-jongfun9228
@kim-jongfun9228 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see Luthor's invention of "regular gun" hit it off on the market
@megarotom1590
@megarotom1590 Жыл бұрын
That plan *backfired* didn’t it
@brakthalas
@brakthalas Жыл бұрын
Suffering from success visually represented.
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter Жыл бұрын
I loved how they could’ve all just disarmed Hawkman in their own way but instead just stood there petrified while Superman tried to talk him down My only knowledge of DC is from the movies, Arkham and LEGO games, and the 2002 Batman series, so apparently Hawkman is much stronger and powerful than I’ve ever imagined. Obviously in the LEGO games they make him a joke, just like the robins and other people cause it’s LEGO, but I had no idea he was powerful, I thought his mace was just a normal one
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid Жыл бұрын
Well, they were in shock. Plus, they didn't want to risk being on the receiving end. For all Superman knew, Nth metal could count as magic, Batman's just a human with expensive toys (when the writers don't use BS to turn him into a god in all but name), etc. Them trying to physically stop him might cause him to go rogue and a rogue madman with flight, super strength (maybe), medieval weaponry, and a lust for blood is a problem they don't want to deal with.
@Roberto-nn6kb
@Roberto-nn6kb Жыл бұрын
Superman tried to use non lethal solutions
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 Жыл бұрын
Except Wonder Woman, but only because she was struggling with everything she had to not to join in on bashing villains' skulls in.
@victorkreig6089
@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын
Nah batman couldn't, Green Lantern couldn't, and Hawkman could pulverize wonder woman and put her in a coma. Superman could but like he said monetization because it would be a really bloody fight
@antonhanna2423
@antonhanna2423 Жыл бұрын
In Hawkman's defense, the guy is literally a magical bird alien. Chances are, he could've brought his kryptonite mace for shits and giggles (no joke, he actually has one).
@wargamesmaster
@wargamesmaster Жыл бұрын
That Hawkman is the living embodiment of the TF2 Engineer's quote: "Use a gun and if that don't work, use more guns" It's just that he started with a mass.
@mrclean3088
@mrclean3088 Жыл бұрын
Not trying to be a grammar nazi, just FYI the weapon Hackman uses is called a 'mace'
@wargamesmaster
@wargamesmaster Жыл бұрын
@@mrclean3088 It's ok, English isn't my first language and I make mistakes sometimes.
@keshi5541
@keshi5541 Жыл бұрын
@@mrclean3088 Spelt "Hawkman" wrong.
@zacharyanimates
@zacharyanimates Жыл бұрын
​@@keshi5541Technically not wrong, he can hack people to death with a few mace swings, so...
@necromancedkoatle
@necromancedkoatle Жыл бұрын
@@zacharyanimates Also technically not wrong, a mace is basically a mass on a a stick
@dedrik1461
@dedrik1461 Жыл бұрын
I love the "He's got a gun!" line referencing that Hawkman is a space cop 😂
@MaxODrive
@MaxODrive Жыл бұрын
Him contemplating the “I’m an idiot” line was pure gold
@snakesolid2279
@snakesolid2279 Жыл бұрын
“What could it mean?”
@luonggiaphat7946
@luonggiaphat7946 Жыл бұрын
After years of being ignored and forgotten, Hawkman has now made sure that no one will be able to forget him after what he had done.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
Great! So, what does Elongated Man have to do to get noticed?
@SpoonAtNoon
@SpoonAtNoon Жыл бұрын
Wait did you draw this???
@passingrando6457
@passingrando6457 Жыл бұрын
@@videogollumer Plastic Man is better, anyway.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
@@passingrando6457 Elongated Man can stretch farther and has deductive skills nearing Batman's; Plastic Man, though, is much more malleable.
@passingrando6457
@passingrando6457 Жыл бұрын
@@videogollumer yes, but Plastic Man has one aspect that Elongated Man cannot beat. He looks like a homoerotic motorcycle greaser.
@handlesarecringe957
@handlesarecringe957 Жыл бұрын
I love how his idea of a non lethal solution was a gun
@sparkedskull5452
@sparkedskull5452 Жыл бұрын
Well how does anyone expect an immortal space hawk person wielding a mace to handle a situation non-lethally
@Poke_verse
@Poke_verse Жыл бұрын
Truly Hawkman is the most based hero in existence
@dumpy_frog
@dumpy_frog Жыл бұрын
Most maced hero in existence*
@WSendam
@WSendam Жыл бұрын
CAW CAW
@HavonaDagenheart
@HavonaDagenheart Жыл бұрын
Based on what
@Karlusman
@Karlusman Жыл бұрын
@@HavonaDagenheart Himself
@Mr_Nobody2512
@Mr_Nobody2512 Жыл бұрын
I think this shows that aqua man can do something very gruesome
@Endroid.
@Endroid. Жыл бұрын
“I want to stop him but I want to stay monetized” The way jj just casually inserts 4th wall breaking jokes so smoothly is incredible.
@Anakinvoorhees
@Anakinvoorhees Жыл бұрын
Smoother than Batman’s pickup lines
@Medbread
@Medbread Жыл бұрын
That's actually the third wall
@tropester
@tropester Жыл бұрын
Hawk man is the literal embodiment of," Violence isn't the answer, it's the question!"
@athaza4986
@athaza4986 10 ай бұрын
AND THE ANSWER IS YES!
@tropester
@tropester 9 ай бұрын
@@athaza4986 -Hawkman
@danielperez143
@danielperez143 Жыл бұрын
Hawk man's that one guy in the group who nobody wanted in but too afraid to kick out.
@jadenbryant9283
@jadenbryant9283 Жыл бұрын
the only reason why he was let in is because he was a part of the justice society fucking benefits
@DawnfireGalinndan
@DawnfireGalinndan Жыл бұрын
Damn, Hawkman actually did something without dying. Incredible.
@morgantodd3748
@morgantodd3748 Жыл бұрын
Maces can be used to kill.
@raziel710
@raziel710 Жыл бұрын
I half expected Hawkman's conclusion to "non-lethal solution" was going to be to horribly cripple Manta by bashing his kneecaps or something.
@jessematthews8084
@jessematthews8084 Жыл бұрын
Same here😂
@LethalAether
@LethalAether Жыл бұрын
Tbh same, then he pulled out a glock
@AdeptKing
@AdeptKing Жыл бұрын
I mean Batman puts people in bodycasts and probably gives them PTSD or brain trauma on a daily basis.
@hexmelshenker
@hexmelshenker Жыл бұрын
i like more then the gun
@TriquetraDs
@TriquetraDs Жыл бұрын
He is hawkman not Batman ....
@WaffleBacon226
@WaffleBacon226 Жыл бұрын
HawkMan: A non-lethal solution, is that even possible? SuperMan: yes 😂
@Str8jacket192
@Str8jacket192 Жыл бұрын
"You're a fucking idiot Hawkman"
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 6 ай бұрын
Considering how ineffective prison is at containing supervillains, I’d have to say no.
@Scotttjt
@Scotttjt Жыл бұрын
This... Is actually kinda spot on. I remember the Geoff Johns run on the character. Hawkman could be pretty brutal when he got tired of everyone's shit.
@VladyO
@VladyO Жыл бұрын
This just makes him being the "thou shalt not kill" paragon of virtue in the Black Adam movie even funnier.
@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman kills if necessary in the comics, in the dceu I'm not exactly sure
@That_Guy00
@That_Guy00 Жыл бұрын
@@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 He turned his mace into an axe during the Sabbacc fight, so I think killing is a last resort for the movie version
@justinguyos5476
@justinguyos5476 Жыл бұрын
How does Hawkman not kill anyone in that movie? People don’t tend to get up if you bash them over the head with a mace.
@That_Guy00
@That_Guy00 Жыл бұрын
@@justinguyos5476 He didn't bash any normal humans with his mace in the film though. And he turned his mace into an axe in the Sabbacc fight, implying that he will use lethal force as a last resort.
@Hypnotically_Caucasian
@Hypnotically_Caucasian Жыл бұрын
Sabbacc looked like satan from South Park tbh
@ElRinconDeLaPapa
@ElRinconDeLaPapa Жыл бұрын
What really did it for me was Manta just asking "What am I stepping in?" He couldn't even recognize Lex's remains.
@wishingwell12345
@wishingwell12345 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman is that one awkward guy who's sort of friends with everyone until he does something really, really disturbing.
@thepopo592
@thepopo592 Жыл бұрын
1:30 the boys
@NanoV3
@NanoV3 Жыл бұрын
Assuming the solid JJ universe has its own continuity, I feel like Hawkman’s conversation with Joker at the combination KFC and Taco Bell may have made an impact on the guy, so to speak
@gachastem6522
@gachastem6522 Жыл бұрын
Getting a Baja Blast and a 12 piece at the same place must change a man
@itspienoon7883
@itspienoon7883 Жыл бұрын
As if Hawkman wasn't freaking insane BEFORE their interaction at the KFC and Taco Bell joint. Like Green Lantern puts it, who uses a medieval mace to stop crime??
@jendouglas9781
@jendouglas9781 Жыл бұрын
I think it does have a continuity, because in the mysterio video, Spiderman references when he let rhino go.
@TheApfelschale
@TheApfelschale Жыл бұрын
The videos aren't necessarily chronological. Maybe this was when the Joker realized they had more in common than he thought before.
@hauntedcircus7475
@hauntedcircus7475 Жыл бұрын
what video was that?
@hkayakh
@hkayakh Жыл бұрын
You gotta admit, Lex is strong. He took 11 hits from a mace and survived. And then 9 more hits!
@YouthRightsRadical
@YouthRightsRadical 7 ай бұрын
He is a man who deliberately provokes Superman on a regular basis.
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 5 ай бұрын
Hate to break it to ya, Lex didn’t survive 😂
@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 5 ай бұрын
@@vietnamd0820yeah but to live that long is an achievement. Maces should give you brain damage to the point of not being able to speak anymore after one hit. But dude took 11
@aphato2770
@aphato2770 4 ай бұрын
Well Hawkman probably landed a few of those hits on the rest lexs body considering Manta couldn't even make out what he was stepping int
@emred4653
@emred4653 Жыл бұрын
hawkman just pulling up a gun after mace fails is so funny
@darrylferguson3622
@darrylferguson3622 Жыл бұрын
I love how I thought they were just standing there out of utter shock, but when Superman pointed it out, i realized they were just waiting for each other to actually stop Hawkman instead of talking him down - not even superheroes are 100% immune to the bystander effect.
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid Жыл бұрын
They were probably in shock. They never expected a hero to be so brutal, so they didn't know what to do.
@nicholashodges201
@nicholashodges201 Жыл бұрын
Also I don't imagine any of them wanted to risk getting hit by that thing. Super or not, getting maced like that would hurt
@ThatCoasterEnthusiast
@ThatCoasterEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
Hawkman is surely one of the heroes of all time
@BR-jw7pm
@BR-jw7pm Жыл бұрын
As long as we’re using the vague definition of “hero”
@Daviticus042
@Daviticus042 Жыл бұрын
Of all the heroes, he's definitely one of them.
@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow
@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow Жыл бұрын
Ironically, he happens to be the DC equivalent of Hawkeye.
@aspicymemelord6291
@aspicymemelord6291 Жыл бұрын
He's definitely one of the of all time
@operandwriter
@operandwriter Жыл бұрын
He has been active since Ancient Egypt
@salmon4959
@salmon4959 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman: Violence isn't the answer, it's a question. And the answer is yes.
@nasis18
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
When you need a problem solved, Hawkmans got ya covered.
@langbo9999
@langbo9999 Жыл бұрын
He is no strange to deadly force.
@nasis18
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
@@langbo9999 lol
@ST5S5
@ST5S5 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman’s methods are “unorthodox” but he gets results
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid Жыл бұрын
Hawkman's methods (beat with mace. Use gun if mace proves ineffective) are the most orthodox of all.
@GenericProtagonist118
@GenericProtagonist118 Жыл бұрын
You really are doing your best to point out how... odd Hawkman really is. It makes you legitimately wonder why Aquaman was considered the useless one in the team when everything he does can be easily filled in by everyone else.
@elainegoates9792
@elainegoates9792 Жыл бұрын
Talking to birds or talking to fish, which is more useful?
@dorian4191
@dorian4191 Жыл бұрын
@@elainegoates9792 being able to hear everything on the planet at any given time
@mauricioalvarezpino1818
@mauricioalvarezpino1818 Жыл бұрын
@@elainegoates9792 I don't think Hawkman can do that, I think his powers are flying and having a very very loose moral compass
@elainegoates9792
@elainegoates9792 Жыл бұрын
@@mauricioalvarezpino1818 no, he can talk to birds, fly, and has access to thanagarian tech. And doesn't care if villains die.
@hollowwoods7130
@hollowwoods7130 Жыл бұрын
@@elainegoates9792 aquaman has a scary arsenal
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq Жыл бұрын
This felt much longer than 3 minutes lol. You somehow truly captured the awkwardness of watching a (super)friend bludgeon someone to death.
@jamessteenwyk4703
@jamessteenwyk4703 Жыл бұрын
Have you been in this situation before?😅
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 Жыл бұрын
@@jamessteenwyk4703 Well there was that one time in Reno.
@Cwillz303
@Cwillz303 Жыл бұрын
@@jamessteenwyk4703 you haven’t?
@deerdanger698
@deerdanger698 Жыл бұрын
@@GZilla311 you were there too? Jose really lost control.
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 Жыл бұрын
@@deerdanger698 Yeah, but I had a poncho.
@Casual_Nerd86
@Casual_Nerd86 Жыл бұрын
0:39 yes yes it did
@r.p.7174
@r.p.7174 Жыл бұрын
The line "I want to stop him but I want to stay monetised!" is one of the best fourth-wall breaks I have ever seen
@gunslingergirl2579
@gunslingergirl2579 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman used Regular Gun, Lex's own invention, against his Legion! He has truly turned the tables on these villains.
@mak3x7
@mak3x7 Жыл бұрын
he looted it off of lex.
@DW9427
@DW9427 Жыл бұрын
I love how Hawkman has finally gone insane in these videos. He was disrespected by his team so much, and had some conversations with Joker at the combination of KFC and Taco Bell - who easily managed to make him believe that the mace was a good idea, and that he should just act more like a "hero" would over kfc with a baja blast.
@sevenclovers7
@sevenclovers7 Жыл бұрын
I never really saw it that way
@boomdoom2596
@boomdoom2596 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering when the last time I saw hawk man. Thanks putting the prices together!
@vialoftoxin
@vialoftoxin Жыл бұрын
My guy Joker was also probably talking to him rhetorically as well as in Solid jj's universe he's not actually doing even half of the messed up stuff that he does in the canon universe, and Hawkman still took it as "mace whack skull", "no blood, no progress", "the more it hurts, the more they deserve it" type of deal
@ardsam6922
@ardsam6922 Жыл бұрын
@@vialoftoxin He kicked a puppy.
@mitchelllamar4384
@mitchelllamar4384 Жыл бұрын
@@vialoftoxin not true the joker kicked a puppy that one time, for no reason too
@squirrele4495
@squirrele4495 Жыл бұрын
The heroes stood petrified. They had already suspended Hawkman with pay, what more could they do?
@LiveInTheRhythm
@LiveInTheRhythm Жыл бұрын
Cisco: "Hawkman, are you okay? You're covered in blood." Hawkman: "It's not my blood."
@trollerpilotxiv3079
@trollerpilotxiv3079 Жыл бұрын
2:59 For his neutral special, he wields a gun.
@dumpsterbabies8453
@dumpsterbabies8453 Жыл бұрын
Poor black manta hawk man is the police he shot a black person
@CallMeElwis94
@CallMeElwis94 Жыл бұрын
I knew what was coming when I heard Hawkman mention "No more mace for me.", and yet I still lost it when it did happen.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Жыл бұрын
Guns are the non-violent option when Hawkman realises he's an idiot.
@tomykong2915
@tomykong2915 Жыл бұрын
The fact that a mace is the ideal weapon to deal with protective headgear is hilarious to me, like, his one true weakness is the thing his weapon is supposed to deal with
@brandonwilcox3307
@brandonwilcox3307 Жыл бұрын
I love how the justice league are clutching their pearls at Hawkman beating Luthor to death but don't blink when he eventually escapes and kills dozens of people.
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 Жыл бұрын
The artwork for this video was done really well, it definitely looks like the classic superhero shows hand drawn styles!
@TheFrenchPineapple
@TheFrenchPineapple Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@daskampffredchen9242
@daskampffredchen9242 Жыл бұрын
@@TheFrenchPineapple Is all of it drawn? I thought he mostly combined comic panels or screenshots from shows
@galacticlava1475
@galacticlava1475 Жыл бұрын
@@daskampffredchen9242 most of the time he does it, but this time he drew it.
@TheFrenchPineapple
@TheFrenchPineapple Жыл бұрын
@@daskampffredchen9242 I drew all of it except for the Lex Luthor hand that pops into frame
@baggedbread
@baggedbread Жыл бұрын
@@TheFrenchPineapple ur amazing!
@bibbobella
@bibbobella Жыл бұрын
This really give me that "It is us! Superfriends! Happiness, wonder, hope and incredible violence!" comic vibe, and I absolutely love it!
@Blackholebirb
@Blackholebirb Жыл бұрын
In case anyone is wondering, the comic in question is by shen comix :-)
@parthpagar6644
@parthpagar6644 Жыл бұрын
I recognize this from countless hours scrolling through instagram
@DCimmerian
@DCimmerian Жыл бұрын
The funny part to me is that a mace is actually one of the *best* weapons against armor. You don't have to pierce armor in order to kill the person inside. That's what the mace is built for.
@user-yw1nl6sk7y
@user-yw1nl6sk7y Жыл бұрын
That's against chain mail , breast plates and especially modern helmets provide protection against piercing, crush,blunt force etc so the mace indeed made a job with lex assuming he had some short of chain mail esque protection but it ineffective with black manta.
@DCimmerian
@DCimmerian Жыл бұрын
​@@user-yw1nl6sk7y The point of blunt force weapons is "you don't have to pierce or crush the armor to do damage to what's inside". It's like someone getting a concussion while wearing a helmet, but applied to all of your bones and organs. The force that it smacks you around *inside your armor* is enough to cause you serious damage.
@user-yw1nl6sk7y
@user-yw1nl6sk7y Жыл бұрын
@@DCimmerian I know that,I was just stating the fact that black manta's helmet and modern helmets protect the user from a lot of damage, including and not limited blunt force . In fact maces were used against mail armour, in full plait the mace would need to pierce it in order to inflict damage, the reason they were effective is because everyone used scale mail which was light and protected the user from anything other than mace weaponary . So all in all Luther got folded because he used a type of scale mail whereas black manta had a full metal headgear, in fact the helmet isn't even touching his head for the blunt force argument to have a little credibility, lastly maces had to be striken at the head or the spine, other than that you would be better to use a spear or bow and arrows and that's also a reason as to why the guns introduction slowly made armour extinct among side other weaponary apart from daggers/knives.
@sirgentlebread7302
@sirgentlebread7302 11 ай бұрын
​@@user-yw1nl6sk7yYou're wrong
@user-yw1nl6sk7y
@user-yw1nl6sk7y 11 ай бұрын
@@sirgentlebread7302 You could have used constructive criticism or point out my mistakes, yet you decided to be as useful a condom with holes.
@thejonbrownshow8470
@thejonbrownshow8470 Жыл бұрын
1:23 I thought supes legit holed a Lazer through him 😅
@yvngswede7890
@yvngswede7890 Жыл бұрын
i like how they could have stopped hawkman at any point but chose to try to talk him down from his primal feral state
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Жыл бұрын
You either die a hero or live long enough to die a Hawkman villain.
@henryalberts539
@henryalberts539 Жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but I for one think Hawkman did amaceing. He really was the brains of that operation. Just a smashing success, no bones about it.
@dracosmith7781
@dracosmith7781 Жыл бұрын
Please stop bludgeoning me with the puns it's maceing me lexed
@moonshiners-cv6kd
@moonshiners-cv6kd Жыл бұрын
god damn y0re puns are em-mace-ulent
@Ineedmoney287
@Ineedmoney287 Жыл бұрын
​@@moonshiners-cv6kd your*
@moonshiners-cv6kd
@moonshiners-cv6kd Жыл бұрын
@@Ineedmoney287 fixed
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin Жыл бұрын
This is a very blunt opinion. In fact, I'd say it crushed me.
@the1stwing
@the1stwing 8 ай бұрын
JJ Hawkman is quite literally "The Power of Incredible Violence" incarnate
@Raphael_27
@Raphael_27 Жыл бұрын
It's funny how people forget Hawkman is basically an alien super soldier.
@passingrando6457
@passingrando6457 Жыл бұрын
An immortal alien soldier, at that.
@Raphael_27
@Raphael_27 Жыл бұрын
@@passingrando6457 he's immortal???
@Weirdman20
@Weirdman20 8 ай бұрын
​​@@Raphael_27Every time he dies, he reincarnates. So, he's basically immortal in that sense. I assume that he shares the same memories from his previous life? Edit: He shares the same memories, it's just his wife Chay-Ara doesn't whenever she reincarnates.
@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Жыл бұрын
Hawkman also has the lesser known power of making the blood on his hands dissapear when they touch his hip (Very handy for dealing with the authorities)
@rodrigolindu9975
@rodrigolindu9975 Жыл бұрын
He is an amazing hero
@thesanss4671
@thesanss4671 Жыл бұрын
definitely one of the heroes of all time
@TwilightWolf032
@TwilightWolf032 Жыл бұрын
No jokes here, Luthor and manta have killed who knows how many people and just continue to no matter how many times they go to jail. There is a point where you have to ask yourself if killing them isn't the objectively good thing to do.
@edgbarra
@edgbarra Жыл бұрын
Maze joke, nice
@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 Жыл бұрын
@@thesanss4671 seriously, Hawkman is badass. Basically batman but with powers
@DSan-kl2yc
@DSan-kl2yc Жыл бұрын
@@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 He's Batman without powers. But he is awesome. He's one of my favs. Well it's not that he's Batman. It's that Batman isn't unique, even when he came out. That type of hero was established. Hawkman adds an adventure, mystical, and sci fi element.
@herec0mestheCh33f
@herec0mestheCh33f Жыл бұрын
Hawkman's real crime was making the writers have to make it so every superhero thinks lethal self defense is somehow morally wrong.
@Yggdrassiiil
@Yggdrassiiil Жыл бұрын
Seeing him eating out with the joker is now completely understandable. Takes one bad day to reduce a sane man to lunacy, but they never mention how sane the man was to begin with.
@strombreakr
@strombreakr Жыл бұрын
As a Hawkman fan, I vividly enjoy this. Edit: Also I totally thought he was going to sacrifice himself
@bennetttheunluckyguy6428
@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 Жыл бұрын
Is hawkman fan even exists?
@TeutonicEmperor1198
@TeutonicEmperor1198 Жыл бұрын
as a Hawkhead you mean
@strombreakr
@strombreakr Жыл бұрын
@@TeutonicEmperor1198 I prefer "Hawk & Ball Torterer"
@sydalg95
@sydalg95 Жыл бұрын
@@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 yeah as a moon knight fan they've been holding on for years they're out there though
@olyviermonteau4300
@olyviermonteau4300 Жыл бұрын
@@strombreakr "cock and ball torture, by the encyclopedia-"
@kuno3336
@kuno3336 Жыл бұрын
"He's got a gun!" Reminding us that Hawkman is sometimes a cop Also, this video reminds us that he's called "The Savage Hawkman"
@daidarabotchi3891
@daidarabotchi3891 11 ай бұрын
I love that he says 'I'm an idiot...' in the _EXACT_ same voice as everything else. That's true gold.
@Jaoheah
@Jaoheah Жыл бұрын
1:00 Police Brutality at its finest "His finger looked like a gun"
@HomieSeal
@HomieSeal Жыл бұрын
Hawkman, truly glorious
@LastAmongEquals
@LastAmongEquals Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that these actually have continuity. They even follow on from previous conversations and pay off what they set up in previous videos.
@ee-jm2tt
@ee-jm2tt Жыл бұрын
I desperately want all of his videos to be canon to each other
@tuttifrutti2229
@tuttifrutti2229 Жыл бұрын
Hawkman becoming my Fav…use violence, if it does not work use more violence, again and again…
@budaroddy
@budaroddy Жыл бұрын
something that actually makes you laugh and not just exhale air trough your nose
@devourerofsouls4079
@devourerofsouls4079 Жыл бұрын
Hawk man was then granted a medal of honor for finally killing the villains stopping the millions of deaths.
@MaximizedAnimation
@MaximizedAnimation Жыл бұрын
Except he didn't stop the laser, which was the device causing those millions of deaths
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Жыл бұрын
Except the laser is still randomly firing, and the only guy who could stop it is dead.
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 Жыл бұрын
@@davidwuhrer6704 I mean, Green Lantern could probably chuck it into a sun in another universe 2 billion years in the future, or something, with a thought.
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 Жыл бұрын
Do you want to get Black Lanterns? Because that's how you get Black Lanterns.
@battlesheep2552
@battlesheep2552 Жыл бұрын
@@davidwuhrer6704 that's why they're the JUSTICE league, it's all about punishing the bad guys, not actually saving people from said bad guys
@JacksonLane02
@JacksonLane02 Жыл бұрын
So apparently the one thing that can destroy Lex Luthor's invisible Sheild protecting his head is a mace. Huh neat
@beywheelzhater8930
@beywheelzhater8930 Жыл бұрын
Well yeah, it is a mace made of magic fantasy metal from space If anything that helmet was just REALLY impressive
@raymondcarter1137
@raymondcarter1137 Жыл бұрын
@@beywheelzhater8930 apparently not as impressive as a dessert eagle with a hot load.
@mak3x7
@mak3x7 Жыл бұрын
actually yeah, that mace is very strong, made of Nth metal. He can kill a ghost with it if he had to, its strong and bull shit in abilitys. It has several support and offence qualities. honestly it should've broken mantas helmet realistically, especially since MACES ARE DESIGNED TO BREAK HELMETS, but mantas helmet is tough as it protects him from deep underwater pressure, and with super friends logic, I can see how the oroginal show would think helmet beats mace.
@SkyFall7788
@SkyFall7788 Жыл бұрын
Nth metal is basically magical adamantium. It can do basically anything the writer wants it to, even reincarnate or resurrect people.
@LordTyph
@LordTyph Жыл бұрын
well, the mace is made of Nth Metal , which disrupts magic powers, so...
@bosstoober8782
@bosstoober8782 Жыл бұрын
Maces are pretty good at armour. Armour mostly protects against sharp stuff, heavy stuff can usually still do you in
@degreeskelvin3025
@degreeskelvin3025 Жыл бұрын
"I want to stop him but i want to stay monetized" I really love the subtle casual 4th wall breaking 😂😂😂
@Roberto-nn6kb
@Roberto-nn6kb Жыл бұрын
0:29 i excepted for this to last whole video
@thedudewithasanspfp
@thedudewithasanspfp 3 ай бұрын
Same.
@onepiece666
@onepiece666 Жыл бұрын
Almost broke a bone while I fell while laughing at Hawkman asking himself if a non-lethal solution was even possible haha. Another masterpiece Solid, well done
@ang9196
@ang9196 Жыл бұрын
Every time it is the same thing. I get to the end giggling and thinking that this can't get any funnier, and you always drop that final punchline that sends me into tears...🤣🤣🤣
@Teamo86
@Teamo86 Жыл бұрын
I love how Superman is completely helpless in this situation.
@nateplayz07yt
@nateplayz07yt Жыл бұрын
“Is that a mace?” - Lex Luther, April 1940 - January 2023
@joseislanio8910
@joseislanio8910 Жыл бұрын
He's right on point, get the job done, and doesn't wait the villain's stylish entrance and speech
@reggyjohnson9083
@reggyjohnson9083 Жыл бұрын
2:06 needs more cow 🔔
@kekero540
@kekero540 Жыл бұрын
I like how hawkman using a mace is going to far when Superman can punch through titanium
@Mindflayer_Inc
@Mindflayer_Inc Жыл бұрын
Hawkman is an old school D&D Cleric and I love him for that.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
But the whole reason old school D&D Clerics used bludgeoning weapons and not blades, arrows, and spears was so they could more easily AVOID lethality.
@uberd3323
@uberd3323 Жыл бұрын
@@videogollumer Clerics use Maces because real life Christian Priests/Monks started using maces to clobber the fuck out of Knights and Vikings.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
​@@uberd3323 Yeah, to quell them, not kill them!
@uberd3323
@uberd3323 Жыл бұрын
@@videogollumer Dude, they (justifiably) killed the shit out of out people with Maces. Those things dont just cartoon bonk discombobulate people, they smash through metal armor, splinter the metal inwards and crack bone. Given the medical knowledge back then, I dont even think theres a way to defeat someone with a mace that's not going to either kill them down the line via infection or shatter bone right into arteries/organs.
@videogollumer
@videogollumer Жыл бұрын
@@uberd3323 Well, if you're saying "justifiably", that implies self-defense. Plus, the knights and Vikings wore armor, so... speak softly and carry a big stick? Regardless, I think my statement was kinda the point in D&D. In early editions, Clerics couldn't use blades or sharp ended missile weapons. There's definitely a reason, and I'm pretty sure that it was implying that Clerics, GOOD Clerics, tried to avoid shedding blood. Besides, they can magically heal wounds.
@Gunplus574
@Gunplus574 Жыл бұрын
Love the continuity, and Hawkman finally did a thing. Wasn't expecting him to do that, but he did a thing alright
@concept5631
@concept5631 9 ай бұрын
It was one of the things of all time.
@spiffy3430
@spiffy3430 Жыл бұрын
Even Superman is mortified, and that’s saying something
@jakubport7361
@jakubport7361 Жыл бұрын
I like how he had a gun on him but still chose a mace to bludgeon to death 😄
@menacingpyro2005
@menacingpyro2005 Жыл бұрын
“Alright alright, no more gun for me! I’ve learned my lesson!” *[gets out an M32 rotary grenade launcher]*
@backtothepoolture6453
@backtothepoolture6453 Жыл бұрын
"Violence is Not The Answer, It's a Question, And The Answer is YES" - Hawkman (Probably)
@syndere6755
@syndere6755 Жыл бұрын
I mean, brutal murder of any and every villain will theoretically stop them from continuing to cause problems
@artisticangel5795
@artisticangel5795 Жыл бұрын
I think Hawkman has snapped from years of being ignored by his peers, and this is the outcome. 0.0
@10100viperman
@10100viperman Жыл бұрын
Glad to see Hawkman get to use Lex’s latest invention after the Riddler had to be on the receiving end.
@giotte4643
@giotte4643 Жыл бұрын
0:55 That's what a cop would say
@gamerfan5381
@gamerfan5381 Жыл бұрын
Based
@shinyrowlet532
@shinyrowlet532 Жыл бұрын
America moment
@unforseenconsequense
@unforseenconsequense Жыл бұрын
Had to pause the video like 3 times because I was laughing too hard, holy moly was it good
@raven-from-above6754
@raven-from-above6754 Жыл бұрын
Supes askes the real question there: "Why are we just standing here?"
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