Solving the cost of living crisis with celery

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Emerson Brophy

Emerson Brophy

4 ай бұрын

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@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 4 ай бұрын
Wish granted! You can now buy one celery stick for half the price of a full stalk, & it comes pre-wrapped in a nice protective plastic container ☺️ Exactly what you wanted!
@Cheezitnator
@Cheezitnator 3 ай бұрын
Why plastic? Now we're creating another problem. Like those individually plastic wrapped bananas and apples. Ugh, wrap it in reusable beeswax wrap then put it in a paper bag to take home.
@declanwinchester5146
@declanwinchester5146 3 ай бұрын
​@@Cheezitnator how did you manage to miss the entire point lmao. The price of 2 celery sticks = price of bunch Introduce unnecessary plastic wrapping for "convenience" Supermarkets are convinced they "have answered their consumers needs" Of course we fucking know there's better alternatives to plastic, to supermarkets that would cut into their profits though and their stakeholders are more important than the environment.
@DiverseKitty
@DiverseKitty 2 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@EtamirTheDemiDeer
@EtamirTheDemiDeer 2 ай бұрын
I would stab myself but the knife is sold inside this impossible to open plastic casing
@chelseaoconnor3261
@chelseaoconnor3261 2 ай бұрын
@@CheezitnatorI think you just missed the tone because y’know how text just all comes across the same lol but I do believe this comment was satirical. They’re not actually suggesting this is the solution, they’re pointing out how a lot of times stores claim to be solving this problem by creating more waste and then upcharging for a smaller amount.
@sylkiytheraccoon9116
@sylkiytheraccoon9116 4 ай бұрын
This song sounds good and also has a good message I have never seen them selling individual celery sticks but that should change because me and my mother want that small serving of celery and dip
@EmersonBrophy
@EmersonBrophy 4 ай бұрын
We all deserve to be able to share a small serving of celery and dip with our mothers!
@ThaChickenMan
@ThaChickenMan 4 ай бұрын
@@EmersonBrophy CELERY RIGHTS!!!!
@chelsey8737
@chelsey8737 4 ай бұрын
It is really stupid that we can't actually buy the amount of food we want and need. Its equally stupid that things like chips and cereal don't have resealable bags
@ApexOfThrottle
@ApexOfThrottle 4 ай бұрын
​​@@chelsey8737 For similar reasons, the cost isn't the product, farmers get very little. Loose items get tossed more as people won't pick bad apples and as the tray nears empty people avoid all together as they wonder "what's wrong with those last couple pieces, have you noticed more and more packaging fruits and veggies in plastic. You have to pay more and more often they sell out. As for chips...they want you to finish it. It's just empty calories designed to be consumed like nothing and bought again. Offers no real substance. I agree we should just make them sell things loose, as much as possible if the independent groceries can top. Ban all the little "apple slices of kids individually wrapped" crap
@MinimumSlippage
@MinimumSlippage 4 ай бұрын
We actually sell celery by the pound at my job; I usually only buy 1-3 celery sticks at a time depending on how much I need!
@Eli-qb2sw
@Eli-qb2sw 4 ай бұрын
Another solution could be more communal living. Not like living in a commune but more like being close with the people in your area, so if bethany has made 9 liters of chicken broth she can give you the left overs, so next time you make a whole tub of pasta you can also bring her some and that way lower food waste. In my village thats how we usually do it, for example we had several fruit trees so my grandma and i spent the summer gifting jars or marmalade to anyone who was willing to take one (there was SO MUCH marmalade, boxes and boxes of jars, it was madness) In return we would get the occasional bag of tomatoes or cucumbers or peppers or carrots or whatever they were growing this year. I feel like a lot of people underestimate the benefits of having a close community that helps each other out, specially in the US, where the closest thing to that seems to be karen from the HOA calling to remind you to mow your lawn or she'll evict you.
@kayoungthompson6893
@kayoungthompson6893 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like the documentary I watched called sustainable. They took it a step further and made it profitable 😊
@LoneWolfMikoto
@LoneWolfMikoto 2 ай бұрын
That's actually how people lived before money became the thing we need to exchange for products and that still works
@NoOne-bp2jw
@NoOne-bp2jw 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, where I live no one knows their neighbors and hates the neighbors they do know. It's ridiculous. When I was newly divorced I lived in an apartment complex and many of us were friends. I would give my neighbor ½ my celery if I bought it and she would do the same. Same for 5 lbs of potatoes or 3 lbs of onions. We had a block party every summer and football parties every Sunday during season. It was great. When I moved to a house, my neighbors were jerks. I miss the community of the old days.
@chelseaoconnor3261
@chelseaoconnor3261 2 ай бұрын
Yes! I feel like people like to blame how we’ve “lost our sense of community” on technology and screens, when in reality it happened long ago when corporations realized they could make more money by pushing the nuclear family ideal so each family buys their own home, their own car, their own groceries, etc. and we push the narrative that kids who don’t move out after a certain age are “lazy moochers” when in reality it’s far cheaper and more environmentally friendly and way less exhausting to share within your community. Mary makes jam that she shares with her neighbors, and Kevin can mend any holes or tears in your clothes, Ben and Jerry pass their kid’s clothes onto Jen and Linda’s kids who are a year or two behind theirs. The more we share within our communities the less wasteful we are and the more cost effective it is.
@anitapownall9556
@anitapownall9556 2 ай бұрын
That's awesome. We are so isolated in the U.S.
@ThePointlessmuch
@ThePointlessmuch 4 ай бұрын
Pre-Covid, my grocery store had an outstanding self-serve salad bar. I'd get a lot of my produce that way so I could only get as much as I needed. It cost more per pound, but if I only wanted 3 mushrooms and a single tong-full of spinach for an omelet, I could get it for about 30 cents, as opposed to $6 for a whole container of each that I didn't want.
@PurpleWolfer
@PurpleWolfer 3 ай бұрын
That's genius 😲
@sundewdesigns
@sundewdesigns 3 ай бұрын
Clutch tip - def gonna try this idea, thank you!
@thebookwasbetter3650
@thebookwasbetter3650 3 ай бұрын
Yes!!! I started doing this. I buy three days worth of salad and throw out nothing.
@NoOne-bp2jw
@NoOne-bp2jw 2 ай бұрын
I did this too. Living alone, it's hard to buy quantities of veggies that you will use all of. It sucks.
@Hexagonaldonut
@Hexagonaldonut 4 ай бұрын
So, selling by weight would definitely help, as it allows people to buy how much they NEED, however it bears pointing out most of the waste actually comes from the stores themselves. Speaking as someone who works at one, we throw away HUGE amounts of food, usually from the bakery, because throwing it away is obviously better than donating it or selling it at a discount. Some of it is also on lazy customers (lots of cold/frozen food gets destroyed because people leave it OUTSIDE OF REFRIGERATION, or in the wrong degree), but this vastly pales in comparison to just how much perfectly good food is thrown away because too much was made, it didn't sell, and they'd rather eat the cost than give it to people who need it.
@EmersonBrophy
@EmersonBrophy 4 ай бұрын
Yeah I believe that! They’d rather list it at clearance until its best before date to try to make a buck than donate it a few days earlier when they can still legally give it to people in need.
@rat_in_a_bucket
@rat_in_a_bucket 4 ай бұрын
My local woolies sells through weight!
@SurmaSampo
@SurmaSampo 4 ай бұрын
​@@EmersonBrophyAlmost all the food at food banks are donated from Coles and Woolworths. Unfortunately there are food items that cannot be donated by law due to food safety rules.
@Hexagonaldonut
@Hexagonaldonut 4 ай бұрын
@@EmersonBrophy Yeaaah. I at least try to be proactive about things- I spend a fair bit of time in our dairy department, and try to pull product ahead of date so it can be donated. And then it stays there for a *week* before anything actually happens, and by that point it can't even be donated anymore. And that's not even talking about the aforementioned bakery product that just gets heaped into a shopping cart and left in front of the compactor to get thrown out. That happens like, two or three times a week!
@infiniteplanes5775
@infiniteplanes5775 4 ай бұрын
The vast, vast majority of food waste is from corporations, not individuals
@user-zr7bp8zn2p
@user-zr7bp8zn2p 4 ай бұрын
Oh, and when you do, Please don't put it on a black plastic tray wrapping it with copious amounts of glad wrap.
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 3 ай бұрын
For the price of the entire thing of celery. 😂
@notcompletelynormal
@notcompletelynormal 3 ай бұрын
Just get yourself a free roaming rabbit. They are balls of happiness AND they happily eat all the celery you can supply
@saludosalsol
@saludosalsol 2 ай бұрын
This is a stupid video because that’s actually the only way to keep it going back if it’s one individual stalk. Vegetables attached to the bottom or roots like heads of lettuce stay good for far longer.
@giantsweet1472
@giantsweet1472 4 ай бұрын
I thought he was gon a make some stupid argument, but this is actually extremely valid.
@angelamcfadden5741
@angelamcfadden5741 4 ай бұрын
Every supermarket should have a produce chop station where you can purchase just what you need for your soup, roast, salad, whatever recipe.
@MaskedReviews
@MaskedReviews 3 ай бұрын
Which would cause more waste. Unless you want the half an apple and third of an orange the last guy left?
@abbb4460
@abbb4460 3 ай бұрын
Well, when you start to take apart a produce product, it starts to go bad fast. I don't know why some people just find MORE recipes for certain products. My Mom before the pandemic, was at a very tight budget and stretched $20 USD/week for food. (Between myself and her) Found the main spices and ingredients that we use the most, and splurged on those and got various things by the pound. And a for CELERY, you could make tuna fish salad, add it to ramen, have it with cream cheese (of which you could have multi use with too), use it as a part of the maripoix, use it in chicken soup, and so much more.😅
@frozenraspberries1552
@frozenraspberries1552 3 ай бұрын
@@abbb4460 Celery is easy to freeze too. I chop celery to freeze as long as my disability allows me energy to do so. Sometimes a lot does go to waste though if my disability is giving me problems.
@abbb4460
@abbb4460 3 ай бұрын
@@frozenraspberries1552 I know! 😊 And I'm glad you're finding ways to help yourself with what you're dealing with. I hope that outside of saving food, that YOU ARE doing well. And also, if you could mince the celery before you freeze it, add it to tuna with onions and mayo/dressing, it makes it really chilled for a quick lunch in the hot summer. Maybe this would be a good sandwich for you on any of days you may have. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤗😁
@elodiepollock7326
@elodiepollock7326 4 ай бұрын
"Ants on a log only goes so far when peanut butter costs so much a jar" goes so incredibly hard, I dont know how many times I replayed that. Absolutely amazing job!
@Batchall_Accepted
@Batchall_Accepted 4 ай бұрын
I think it's the harmony, it sounds great
@autonomousstardust2
@autonomousstardust2 3 ай бұрын
The tune there sounded _a little_ like "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the tune, meter and rhyming scheme of the general verse was similar to that single line). Or at least it reminded me of that, even if it was just a _very vague_ similarity. 🙃
@stinkytoy
@stinkytoy 3 ай бұрын
My favorite part as well! And the bass line there slapped so hard too
@goodstrategist9861
@goodstrategist9861 4 ай бұрын
Love how this is both a fun joke but also a very real problem and a very good solution lmao
@EmeraldsFire
@EmeraldsFire 3 ай бұрын
Ever buy pre chopped frozen veggies? It's a whole lot cheaper to freeze it yourself and get a lot more for it
@marlena.
@marlena. 3 ай бұрын
I love how I was just at the store yesterday for celery to try out a recipe, but I could only get a big bunch😂
@marlena.
@marlena. 3 ай бұрын
​@EmeraldsFire not in my country, we only have fresh celery in a big bunch, otherwise I'd buy everything frozen😅
@MsTwissy
@MsTwissy 3 ай бұрын
I have a deal with my elderly neighbor. I buy the celery sticks and use what I need and she gets the rest for her crock pot soups. She pays me back in soup.
@josephlusignan
@josephlusignan 4 ай бұрын
Dude can you please make this into a single! This is a banger!! Wanna rock out to this and “it’s corn!” 😂
@kkiimm009
@kkiimm009 4 ай бұрын
Also sell me expired products for like 80% off instead of throwing it out.
@doimanator9999
@doimanator9999 4 ай бұрын
Or at least don't actively go after homeless people who dumpster dive to get this perfectly fine food
@kkiimm009
@kkiimm009 4 ай бұрын
@@doimanator9999 the problem with dumpster diving is that a tiny minority often destroy it for everybody by messing up the space. If that can be avoided without costing the stores too much then it would be a nice solution in some places. But lots of stores are also in places that people wouldn't do dumpster diving, so it would still be thrown away in those places.
@avaskaracitta
@avaskaracitta 4 ай бұрын
i know my store, among some others, do 50% for anything that's a day before sell by date. we donate whatever doesn't sell when it actually does go out of date if it didn't become a moldy mess.
@doimanator9999
@doimanator9999 4 ай бұрын
@@avaskaracitta THANK YOU!!!
@gustavju4686
@gustavju4686 4 ай бұрын
I don't think they sell expired because of fear of getting sued if a person becomes sick (despite knowing it was past the date when buying). Granted, most things last past the expiration date.
@MyDisavow
@MyDisavow 4 ай бұрын
I endorse this message!! As a single living alone, I've just stopped buying *anything* fresh. Everything is frozen or tinned. I could buy a 'portion' of fruit or a prepared salad, but it's the same price or more and it's only one serving. It's a waste of money! So frozen & tinned only for me, unless I'm really craving something specific for a week or more.
@DeGriz
@DeGriz 4 ай бұрын
same, i buying only food that didnt spoil in few days or freeze everything. I can buy whole cabage or salad but no way i eat that alone before its spoiled
@EcstaticTeaTime
@EcstaticTeaTime 4 ай бұрын
I mean, frozen is usually fresher because they don't have to worry about it being "overripe" before hitting the shelf so they pick it when it's ready. There are a few things, like berries, that don't thaw well but I like them frozen or I'm adding them to something anyway.
@Ssylphie
@Ssylphie 3 ай бұрын
Pretty much same here except for meats, which I freeze in plastic wrap, which also incidentally is not good for the environment. It’s definitely not good for me from a health standpoint, but I cannot stand eating the same thing 7 days a week because I have to buy a whole bundle of celery rather than just one celery.
@dreabia4759
@dreabia4759 3 ай бұрын
Agree but I do sometimes want that texture of fresh and by the time I get to the bottom I’m so tired of eating it before it’s gone bad. There’s only so many grapes a woman can eat in a week!
@sylphiengel
@sylphiengel 3 ай бұрын
​@@DeGriztbh, I eat whole cabbages by myself... Chop into round "patties," drizzle with olive oil (both sides), top with your favorite spices, and bake until tender. Fabulous, and I have leftovers for 2 or 3 meals.
@jackrichards3533
@jackrichards3533 4 ай бұрын
bro why the fuck is this so fire. i've listened to it 12 times
@judithsixkiller5586
@judithsixkiller5586 3 ай бұрын
One solution is to wash and trim the celery or any other vegetable and towel dry it throughly. Keep the portion for your fresh snack covered up in the refrigerator . Then thin slice or chop the rest up and freeze it scattered out flat separately in a freezer bag. Now you can add as much as you desire to soups,stews or stir fry recipes.
@Lezm
@Lezm 4 ай бұрын
Buying a bunch of celery is like buying an apple tree branch, it shouldn’t happen, look at this music man speak facts
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 4 ай бұрын
Its not lmao
@Lezm
@Lezm 4 ай бұрын
@@DarkwearGT how is it not similar? It’s sold in a bunch, like multiple apples on a branch, would be inconvenient and unnecessary to buy when you only want one.. obviously they aren’t the same that’s why I said ‘like’ but they _are_ similar
@gustavju4686
@gustavju4686 4 ай бұрын
​@@LezmGrocery stores see it more like bananas bunches, but one can buy just one Banana (if one so wishes).
@skotnica93
@skotnica93 4 ай бұрын
When you guys grow up and actually shop for more, than one day at a time, let me know.
@Lezm
@Lezm 4 ай бұрын
@@skotnica93 Bruh, we’re not saying you can’t buy more than one, but _having_ to buy a bunch when you don’t need a lot of it is the point. Are you seriously trying to gatekeep buying celery? 💀
@Cha0s_lmao
@Cha0s_lmao 4 ай бұрын
Wait this song is an actual bop tho- Deff underrated ☆•☆
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 ай бұрын
All of his songs are
@elizabethbarajas4863
@elizabethbarajas4863 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me a bit of Tom cardy
@thewisdomofaspen3022
@thewisdomofaspen3022 3 ай бұрын
I approve of this message. Also I know a household of 10 that eats almost entirely perfect food from the bins of just two supermarkets and the only response the stores usually have is installing compactors so even the trash becomes inaccessible, so theres some really huge issues around food that need to be addressed
@BigStankyFish
@BigStankyFish 3 ай бұрын
Good ass song man. Spoke nothing but facts and made it an amazing jam. This has gotta spread. My GF buys so many veggies we end up not eating. Spend 5.00 for a big ass thing of celery when we need 2-3 for a soup that'll last us days.
@alaskawashington
@alaskawashington 4 ай бұрын
i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve listened to this it’s so catchy
@tabularasa
@tabularasa 4 ай бұрын
I've noticed that my local market has both options, a bagged bunch and individual sticks. Appeal to your local management! It's a good idea. Cute song
@declanwinchester5146
@declanwinchester5146 3 ай бұрын
Here in Australia we have like 8 or so in a bag, and it's always more expensive to buy than the full celery bunch.
@Hi_Im_Akward
@Hi_Im_Akward Ай бұрын
😂 how is this hilarious, a good song and an accurate assessment of situations? Top tier, absolute perfection!
@Swagmaster65
@Swagmaster65 3 ай бұрын
I like how serious you got at the end showing that they can right now.
@ledo6752
@ledo6752 4 ай бұрын
Oh my days this does my head in. Woolies has a half celery more expensive than a full
@joshuataylor3550
@joshuataylor3550 4 ай бұрын
​@EmersonBrophy yo, chop it up into sticks and put it in a jar of water, put on a lid and put in the fridge. Lasts until your next bolognese.
@AK-jt9gx
@AK-jt9gx 4 ай бұрын
Yeah because when they do a small portion they’re acting like they’re doing us a favor by chopping it up and wrapping it in extra plastic
@TheJakiller
@TheJakiller 4 ай бұрын
This flows so well, especially the 'veggies by the kg' line
@theweepingdebbies
@theweepingdebbies 4 ай бұрын
Wow and he offered a realistic and easily achievable solution at the end too. Lovely
@emilygelbert9034
@emilygelbert9034 4 ай бұрын
I love your mind, heart and talent so very much. I lost track of you for a while there. I used to listen to you every day and senior songs to people and turn them onto you.
@Jamiesonlindley
@Jamiesonlindley 4 ай бұрын
freeze it along with onion and garlic skin and any other veggie off cuts and make your own stock. chuck a roast chook skeleton (take out the stuffing) too for chicken stock. or beef broth bones for beef stock.
@hoshireed77
@hoshireed77 4 ай бұрын
Onions and garlic do well in the freezer but celery does not. The crunch is lost. Though stock only relies on flavor, it takes hours. That is a lot of time and power/gas. It costs less to buy premade and unless you are doing it in the winter, you also have to increase the energy usage for the air conditioner. I'd rather make healthy dog food with the scraps
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy 4 ай бұрын
​@hoshireed77 simmering a pot on the stove doesn't take a ton of energy or create a ton of heat. Leave the lid on your stock pot, and you can keep the burner lower to allow less heat to escape. It also costs almost nothing if you're using food scraps rather than buying ingredients specifically for stock. Make whatever you want but I think you've been making stock wrong.
@Jamiesonlindley
@Jamiesonlindley 4 ай бұрын
@@hoshireed77 I never said stove. You could use a slow cooker. Or even a rice cooker if you're only making a small amount. If you wanna make dog food with your leftover celery I'm not going to pick at every reason why I wouldn't. It's your prerogative to do with your food scraps as you please. As it is mine. I have an electric stove. No gas. Put the lid on my pot. No steam waste. I don't have an air-con. I open doors in the summer and love the extra warmth and hearty smell in the winter. In some places it doesn't cost less to buy pre-made when you think about the cost of waste. I homestead. I live as self sufficiently as I can. If I can't make something with the scraps they go to my chickens or compost. I don't like throwing food out. I was just offering an idea. It wasn't an order.
@hoshireed77
@hoshireed77 4 ай бұрын
@@Sandyyyyyyyyyy I live in Brazil. The extra heat does matter. And power is R$1.15/KW ($0.23).
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy 4 ай бұрын
@hoshireed77 it's hard to do a 1:1 comparison because different things cost more or less depending on where you live. FWIW, I live in the southern US and my electricity is about R$0.84/kWh and it's, on average, hotter here than in Brazil. Veggie broth made at home would cost nothing in food because I'd be using scraps vs. almost R$10 for a liter at the store. Even including the cost of water and electricity, it's way cheaper here to make veggie broth at home.
@matttherealtorbailey7692
@matttherealtorbailey7692 4 ай бұрын
That ending didn't have to go so hard... but it did!
@bug_boy213
@bug_boy213 3 ай бұрын
ive seen this on my feed so many times and always watch it all the way through because its such a bop
@smolsheriff
@smolsheriff 2 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh, I miss this kinda of music! Its so nostalgic, reminds me of commercials or those old 90s educational videos and is so creative!! Seriously great work man!!
@ArcAngelDeeznuts
@ArcAngelDeeznuts 4 ай бұрын
We do this in the Philippines, in the public markets. It's called 'tingi' here, literally buying an item in small amounts. Public markets usually sell slightly damaged vegies. The types that are edible but below supermarket or export standards. It's quite convenient since every few blocks you can usually see a palenge selling veggies, meat and fish.
@pigsyes
@pigsyes 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, totally agree. Food waste is basically always caused by buying more than a person needs. If you start selling exactly what they need, less people will buy extra. Simple!
@henrystammen5584
@henrystammen5584 4 ай бұрын
Hard disagree The majority of food waste is not caused by individual consumers but rather it’s caused by large corporations that throw out large quantities of perfectly edible food simply because it doesn’t look aesthetically pleasing (and therefore is less marketable) this is a small example of one of the many deficiencies and outright failures of capitalism Stop blaming the individual for systemic problems caused by large corporations and the faulty economic system they perpetuate
@zorimanar2247
@zorimanar2247 4 ай бұрын
*personal* food waste. A *lot* of food waste happens at the store when still edible food no longer looks good and no longer meets selling standards. It's still usable, but gets binned because "we don't wanna be known as the ppl who sell bad looking produce"
@declanwinchester5146
@declanwinchester5146 3 ай бұрын
​@@zorimanar2247 which tbf does come back to people's perception on what is fresh and "normal". And the supermarket he went to (Woolworths) does "The Odd Bunch" - it's basically imperfect fruit sold for less. Completely fine but it doesn't look like the way society expects it to. It's been a resounding success and maybe one of the best things that's been done here.
@garettjohnson6978
@garettjohnson6978 4 ай бұрын
I came across this short a little while ago (maybe a day or two ago) and I have been obsessed with your songs ever since! I can't stop listening, and honestly, I'm not complaining 🤣.
@Kate-rv6kx
@Kate-rv6kx 3 ай бұрын
I literally just bought a bunch of Celery for a bolognese and I'm so glad you put my internal monologue to music 🤣
@SILLYPHELLA
@SILLYPHELLA 4 ай бұрын
get my boy on spotify
@EmersonBrophy
@EmersonBrophy 4 ай бұрын
More songs coming to Spotify soon 👀
@EmersonBrophy
@EmersonBrophy 4 ай бұрын
Yes this is the big ethereal “soon” that every artist always uses
@hojmatros5102
@hojmatros5102 4 ай бұрын
I need this. So often I have to refrain from buying veggies because I know most of it will just rot away. If I could buy a quarter of a head of lettuce I'd be golden. I live alone and that's realistically how much I can eat before it goes bad.
@AroAce_Psychopath
@AroAce_Psychopath 4 ай бұрын
This guy can make a song for every damn subject lmfao. Keep singin' Star!!!!
@littlearguer
@littlearguer 2 ай бұрын
Cannot express how much I need a full version of this 😂
@KaoXoni
@KaoXoni 4 ай бұрын
How's foodsharing getting on down under? In Germany where I live, things have been moving forward at least quite a (significant) bit since the movie "Taste the Waste" came out in 2010. Back then, the Minitsty of Environmental and Consumer Protection could not ignore the movement, both written laws and unwritten sales customs got challenged, and today the big chains make a point of at least appearing aware and responsible, while dumpster divers and private or corporate scale business or charity models targeting the waste margin have better legal footing and social image. Still a long way to go here, but really better than back then. Maybe have a look at the movie/campaign for ideas?
@ArtjomKoslow
@ArtjomKoslow 4 ай бұрын
You would love German Supermarkets then... They sell Bundles with every from Celery to Carrots to make Soup or Stew. It´s called "Suppengrün" or "Suppengemüse". Just the right Amount for a decent Soup.
@izzyqueen5280
@izzyqueen5280 4 ай бұрын
I love the idea that he went to the store bought celery got annoyed and wrote a song about it
@hannahg5479
@hannahg5479 4 ай бұрын
Ok, but.... this song is such a bop. I would like a full 3 minute version.
@BLT7
@BLT7 4 ай бұрын
Allow me, a man living alone, to buy half a loaf of the expensive bread instead of a full loaf
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy
@Sandyyyyyyyyyy 4 ай бұрын
Until they offer half loaves, you can freeze half. It takes a couple hours to defrost, but I've never noticed a difference in defrosted bread vs. bread straight from the store. My only caveat is that my bread is only frozen for max a week, I can't speak for freezing bread longer than that.
@KaoXoni
@KaoXoni 4 ай бұрын
Keep on demanding half a loaf until supply reacts. In the meantime: Slice up the exess of the oversized loaf immediately and freeze the slices. Thaw on demand in the toaster. Virtually no difference to the fresh loaf, even weeks past the purchase. Bonus option: If a baker won't let you buy the half loaf for bogus reasons like "maybe no-one takes the other half", offer a bet saying it is just as likely that no-one might pick up the whole darn thing at all today just like you won't. And in case you are right, they may pack it tonight and put aside to your name at 50% off because you will return tomorrow and inquire how it went. Baker now Had options. Odds are: 1) sell as demanded: 50% loaf now leaving 50% in stock, = 50% conversion +chance to complete the sale with another customer. 2) no sale to you, undeternined risk of wasted conversion. Option to cut their possible loss by your generous covering for 50% of today's loaf value in future options on the full loaf they currently want to stupidly hang on to. ...food for thought! And worth a try. As long as we're not actually starving, competitors are around and food prices are mainly artificially overrated, that means there's a buyer"s market underneath, after all.
@Twiztid_Jupiter
@Twiztid_Jupiter 4 ай бұрын
As an Italian, the FUCK you mean CELERY in BOLOGNESE?
@EmersonBrophy
@EmersonBrophy 4 ай бұрын
The fuck YOU mean?? Soffritto! 😂
@B1akTang1dH4rt
@B1akTang1dH4rt 4 ай бұрын
I think it’s an Aussie thing, my mum has always done it with bolognese.
@Atticellar
@Atticellar 3 ай бұрын
Recipes aren't meant to be untouched, even if it's indeed not the "original". I make my tiramisu with Speculoos because I like it. You won't change my mind, neither will the entirety of Italians.
@Twiztid_Jupiter
@Twiztid_Jupiter 3 ай бұрын
CAZZO MIO DIO YOURE PUTTING SOFRITO IN BOLOGNESE? ​@@EmersonBrophy
@Twiztid_Jupiter
@Twiztid_Jupiter 3 ай бұрын
​@@B1akTang1dH4rt I'm sorry but you don't put SOFRITO in bolognese 😭
@Smartielew
@Smartielew 4 ай бұрын
This song did not go where I expected it to, but the amount that I relate to this song is beyond reason haha. It is SO true!! I just want ONE celery stick PLEASE!
@martinsodyssey
@martinsodyssey 3 ай бұрын
Supermarket pricing department sees this song, they used to charge £/€/¥/$1 for a bunch of celery… now they charge £/€/¥/$1 for a stick of celery.
@artcrazy856
@artcrazy856 3 ай бұрын
This unlocked a deep peeve of mine I’ve never told anyone and I’m so glad someone said it. Especially in a catchy song I’m now obsessed with 😂
@z-beeblebrox
@z-beeblebrox 3 ай бұрын
How I feel every time I go to buy cilantro and the smallest amount you can get is a whole-ass tree
@MaskedReviews
@MaskedReviews 3 ай бұрын
Yes! This argument makes a lot more sense for cilantro
@gossamergreen2787
@gossamergreen2787 3 ай бұрын
that intro :') i do indeed like trainwrecks like this and in cact come back to your channel in part for them. this trainwreck is giving me some much-needed joy at the moment
@L-ghtlessSky
@L-ghtlessSky 4 ай бұрын
“Ants on a log only goes so far when peanut butter costs so much a jar” sounds like the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, specifically the lines: “all came out of nowhere lightning fast, and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass”
@weaverofbrokenthreads
@weaverofbrokenthreads 4 ай бұрын
This song has intense Boy in a Band vibes for some reason and I love it
@mostlyghostey
@mostlyghostey 2 ай бұрын
This song is a bop. And I love the idea of letting consumers buy just what they need instead of requiring them to buy more than they need and then having that be thrown away. I do wish that when we talk about food waste we would put more pressure on large corporations. Yes consumers end up throwing out a lot of food, but corporation throw out way more and are often the reason consumers have to through out rotten food. Like in your song.
@florianplack2973
@florianplack2973 4 ай бұрын
SO relatable! I have been saying this for a year 😂 A full version of this would be amazing. I want it in my playlist!
@EmmaAus
@EmmaAus 3 ай бұрын
Just stumbled on your channel - Woah you sound like Jazz Emu! I liked this, cheers 🌻🇦🇺 ❤
@Simon_Electric
@Simon_Electric 3 ай бұрын
This song makes so much sense and it's so refreshing.
@sarahdansey2580
@sarahdansey2580 3 ай бұрын
This is immediately stuck in my head. Excellent job.
@Magical_Trash
@Magical_Trash 2 ай бұрын
This is such a fvckin bop 🗣🗣🗣 🔥🔥🔥
@rosepupsupreme
@rosepupsupreme 4 ай бұрын
I felt so blessed when I moved and my grocery store sold individual celery sticks
@user-hm4im9in3m
@user-hm4im9in3m 3 ай бұрын
digging this newer, chiller season of don't hug me i'm scared
@alim.9801
@alim.9801 3 ай бұрын
I feel like this song was written for me 😭😭 Fr tho i feel this way about stuff like parsley and cilantro too, like i have to plan way more to use the whole bunch and not just let it go bad
@m0y7
@m0y7 3 ай бұрын
Freeze what you don't use! When preparing something I started cutting up the whole thing and freezing the rest - absolutely a life and money saver.
@sarahengel1871
@sarahengel1871 3 ай бұрын
As well as having a good idea, YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE!
@snake.sketches
@snake.sketches 4 ай бұрын
This is why I love living an area with so many farmers markets or buying at small asian stores. I grew up watching my parents buy basically exactly what they wanted based on wieght and I live by that where I can
@weirdhousewivesclub
@weirdhousewivesclub 3 ай бұрын
There are some grocery stores here that do sell celery like that and I'm so thankful for it because while I typically don't mind freezing things that I'll use later on, celery is something I rarely use and I don't like eating it raw, so buying only the amount I need is so much better.
@lordfirst3419
@lordfirst3419 3 ай бұрын
Whoever makes that super market gunna do well maybe not super rich but god damn they gunna live comfortably forever
@Tundyinthelight
@Tundyinthelight 4 ай бұрын
My local grocery store sells celery sticks in bunches and singles! It's sooo nice
@DaniJHollis
@DaniJHollis 4 ай бұрын
1 this has strong Tom Cardy vibes. 2 at my local American Walmart, they have pre cut celery sticks in little snack packs. Very convenient.
@RaineInChaos
@RaineInChaos 3 ай бұрын
This has such Flight of the Conchords vibes
@rainyday2966
@rainyday2966 4 ай бұрын
was literally angrily grumbling in the grocery about the celery! I'm tired of eating soup for a week 😭
@juliedeman1890
@juliedeman1890 3 ай бұрын
Need a longer version!!! And on spotify!
@lauradeverehunt7333
@lauradeverehunt7333 4 ай бұрын
This speaks to me on so many levels!!
@declanwinchester5146
@declanwinchester5146 3 ай бұрын
See the issue with Australian supermarkets in particular is that one celery stick (for example) would cost about 80% of the price of a full celery bunch. They don't even sell halves any more.
@tsumetai_kaze
@tsumetai_kaze 3 ай бұрын
The grocery store I work at actually lets you buy one celery stick lmao.
@mypupismup
@mypupismup 4 ай бұрын
This is such a bop wtf
@charliespinoza1966
@charliespinoza1966 3 ай бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You should do an hour long live show of originals❤
@YasuTaniina
@YasuTaniina 3 ай бұрын
I've seen 2 sticks prepackaged in even small grocery stores. But even so you can make stock, freeze extra, plant it. Yes, you read that right. It grows roots readily and if you cut off the whole top you can grow more celery even. You can only really do it once. It's only indefinite if you let it flower and harvest the seeds, but if you plant it at least it will be alive and stay fresh much longer
@rachelbee7921
@rachelbee7921 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious and so relatable!! 😂😂😂❤
@onbekend1631
@onbekend1631 4 ай бұрын
as someone trying to live on my own, i wholeheartedly agree with this. everything is also either sold in pairs of 2, 4 or higher
@noxiouspro
@noxiouspro 2 ай бұрын
Put this guy on a billboard please.
@gothic_ace2037
@gothic_ace2037 3 ай бұрын
I felt this. My aunt was always getting celery but since we only ever used it for soup it would sit in the veggie drawer and go bad
@cassiehuckaby3107
@cassiehuckaby3107 3 ай бұрын
I relate to this more than I'd care to admit.
@socialsophie
@socialsophie 3 ай бұрын
As someone with ADHD this problem is always driving me to tears with how much food I waste
@kylewilliams2943
@kylewilliams2943 4 ай бұрын
I’ve been saying a similar thing… more people are single but supermarkets do very little in the ‘single portion’ department
@Arissiah
@Arissiah 3 ай бұрын
This song is so good. And also this is me with green onions. I never need that many
@rabidpanda88
@rabidpanda88 3 ай бұрын
This slaps more than it should lol
@ellysetaylor5908
@ellysetaylor5908 3 ай бұрын
In some countries they let you open the packaging in the store and take out what you need
@bearb1asting
@bearb1asting 4 ай бұрын
Best sound of a celery stick ever.
@enigmaticembers
@enigmaticembers 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, a "for singles" supermarket is a million dollar idea. Where you can buy much smaller portions for a discount price. It would be great for perishables
@89SamanthaA
@89SamanthaA 3 ай бұрын
This might be the best thing I have ever seen.
@Stay0in0Shadow
@Stay0in0Shadow 3 ай бұрын
Such great and funny lyrics and wow you voice is gold :)
@okayderp
@okayderp 4 ай бұрын
This song is so much better than literally every modern song
@md61211
@md61211 2 ай бұрын
I've fumed over that for years. You sang my fury.
@ubern3rd
@ubern3rd 4 ай бұрын
That perfect beat loop though.
@jessicaneal8553
@jessicaneal8553 4 ай бұрын
That breaking of the celery at the end 👍👍
@rebeccaanne9863
@rebeccaanne9863 3 ай бұрын
Literally just did a recipe that called for 3 sticks of celery diced up. I had to buy a whole celery bunch and I doubt I’ll be eating the rest, So I feel this in my core 😂
@esm1817
@esm1817 3 ай бұрын
My supermarket sells them both singly and in bunches. And yes, I love it.
@JibbyDE
@JibbyDE 4 ай бұрын
The last thing you see when celery prices stay the same per item but item size gets cut down to 10%
@Zeoytaccount
@Zeoytaccount 4 ай бұрын
I sorta feel like this would increase prices further as smaller portions would justify higher “processing” fees
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