Best of: Anthony Jeselnik | Netflix Is A Joke
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4 жыл бұрынIf you're wondering what Anthony Jeselnik thinks of his parents, abortion, guns, or Twitter, this is for you.
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@netflixisajoke 4 жыл бұрын
Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?
@MrCTruck 4 жыл бұрын
Bearded Jeselnik
@baumwolke2078 4 жыл бұрын
He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊
@ohmyblindman 4 жыл бұрын
Bearded is cuter, so, yes.
@Arcanecide 4 жыл бұрын
His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave
@vertigostrobe 4 жыл бұрын
Beard, obviously.
@stufferwhite 4 жыл бұрын
Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.
@dadden13 4 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
@rayperry2599 4 жыл бұрын
Stuffer White 😂😂😂
@rayperry2599 4 жыл бұрын
dadden13 😂😂😂
@billygundum 4 жыл бұрын
Terribly good
@SeigoSaiga 4 жыл бұрын
My man 😂😂😂
@Hulkamaniac418 4 жыл бұрын
It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes
@clootscalhoun9481 3 жыл бұрын
And also grows it back between jokes
@jong-jongspeaks4224 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy skill.
@hellonhead5905 3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed that dude😳
@Hulkamaniac418 3 жыл бұрын
@VENUM GAMING no way really? 🤪
@dominickcolon6214 3 жыл бұрын
@VENUM GAMING no shit
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 жыл бұрын
I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
@jaredconnell2059 3 жыл бұрын
This was so well crafted. Amazing
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!
@davidpierce9949 3 жыл бұрын
I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂
@Pun116 3 жыл бұрын
Lame.
@Fister_of_Muppets 3 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.
@matt8797 3 жыл бұрын
“don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO
@thenlnlkn 4 жыл бұрын
This man has mastered the bait and switch
@jch8376 4 жыл бұрын
yup he's a master baiter and switcher.
@ceterisparibus8966 4 жыл бұрын
That's a very good point.
@yudivazquez1296 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kiryan3402 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.
@ChuckDanger 3 жыл бұрын
He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.
@thelynchmeister 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)
@dizzidreamz5894 4 жыл бұрын
Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!
@yeltsin6817 4 жыл бұрын
The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.
@brianswartz7529 4 жыл бұрын
How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.
@brianswartz7529 4 жыл бұрын
Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.
@Xplora213 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dianesingerman9650 4 жыл бұрын
I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!
@kellygreenify 8 ай бұрын
I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.
@Scratchingforcash 8 ай бұрын
Omg me too
@jones9309 4 жыл бұрын
"Shut the door." "Get inside." 😂
@victorfox9623 4 жыл бұрын
That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.
@rickysahu3267 4 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke
@drchey1397 4 жыл бұрын
@Shivam are you his brother ?
@planetruths1373 4 жыл бұрын
@@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..
@felipepineda1585 3 жыл бұрын
@@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!
@ttlpwn34 4 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.
@nickadams1992 4 жыл бұрын
ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.
@aisling8092 4 жыл бұрын
If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor
@CLozs 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@phiten40 4 жыл бұрын
It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.
@beetlejuice3x309 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes. I love comedians
@craftistic82 2 жыл бұрын
He's actually one of the best out there, imho
@goombapizza6335 Жыл бұрын
If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.
@ronniejdio9411 Жыл бұрын
Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@atg1338 Жыл бұрын
Duh🤡
@planck10-43 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Swampdonkey796 Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡
@jakehoover6655 7 ай бұрын
@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.
@davidphillips9726 7 ай бұрын
@@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick
@mr.thunder1219 6 ай бұрын
@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.
@diceman31 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius.
@awsomeman93 4 жыл бұрын
"This guy" Has a name, scumbag
@flickanrimsky 4 жыл бұрын
@@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag
@scottbrown6505 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony brings out the best in us..
@scottbrown6505 4 жыл бұрын
@bootnsoot You're an overused word..
@diceman31 4 жыл бұрын
@bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect." He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius. Now go buy a dictionary.
@Jeriun 4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.
@bramlovestogame8035 4 жыл бұрын
Temos LMAO SAME
@abelardopascual6564 4 жыл бұрын
They are lame, why the fuck are you there
@brucebutler8905 4 жыл бұрын
I think he would prefer those people
@itsmekarima 4 жыл бұрын
it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces
@burna21bit 3 жыл бұрын
To some people he might not be funny
@jeffreykipperman6894 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden
@cabantocmarklaurencee.2162 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's
@idontdodrugsiamdrugs 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what???? No way
@scubaguy007 3 жыл бұрын
Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩
@crespoopserc 3 жыл бұрын
Mephistopheles
@AverageAwesomeDude 3 жыл бұрын
You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man
@unusuario5173 3 жыл бұрын
Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.
@ravenstylea2 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent
@comree11 3 жыл бұрын
@chungrikeahorse didn’t know this
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@johngullo9420 4 жыл бұрын
The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.
@nickcervenka8756 4 жыл бұрын
I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.
@gustafsone 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?
@nickcervenka8756 4 жыл бұрын
@@gustafsone No? I wish.
@fido3449 4 жыл бұрын
That's his best joke; true and funny.
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.
@achecee2070 3 жыл бұрын
That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke
@CalamityDiamond 3 жыл бұрын
he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"
@none11flop9 Жыл бұрын
More of a comment really
@j.p.lovecraft1826 3 жыл бұрын
I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions. Onions was my favorite dog.
@dannymaurice5543 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"
@joelthomastr Жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@yvrfhnh Жыл бұрын
not good one
@Smitty.Bacall 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@willkeener3090 4 жыл бұрын
"Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"
@iheartjared74 4 жыл бұрын
Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line. (or something like that)
@irrationalreality8276 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line
@erebus7306 4 жыл бұрын
7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"
@yannisstath Жыл бұрын
"if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true
@williamfalvey2887 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.
@brianhennessy1786 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on
@jstewart845ss 4 жыл бұрын
Omg you're right. Well done.
@aranadiscoteca1816 4 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while he sounds like Abby Elliott’s impersonation of Angelina Jolie
@adamrubinger2644 4 жыл бұрын
Walken was on top.
@NyxBorn7080 4 жыл бұрын
The most accurate thing on the internet
@benrhysf 4 жыл бұрын
“let her take the hit”😭😭😭
@eddiemitchell5280 Жыл бұрын
The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.
@ericthurlow4565 2 жыл бұрын
the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman
@Geogunderson 4 жыл бұрын
"Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂
@RobD-jq7ry 4 жыл бұрын
That one got me...
@viceroybear6298 4 жыл бұрын
I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone
@weirdshibainu 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions
@Johonnac 4 жыл бұрын
weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis
@stevemcgee99 4 жыл бұрын
BEST
@chima6291 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.
@bluehaven8472 4 жыл бұрын
His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@nicks.4276 6 ай бұрын
@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?
@tcatl2603 3 жыл бұрын
He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Ishbikes Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
@@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
@lpr5269 2 ай бұрын
I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.
@nickcervenka8756 4 жыл бұрын
His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.
@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын
I have the balls but I'm too lazy
@pr3modeling239 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just not funny.
@CamxCam. 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.
@spartanmucho5950 4 жыл бұрын
You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring
@ChaelSonnen000 4 жыл бұрын
@@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that
@sean5174 4 жыл бұрын
He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny. His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.
@scootover7 Жыл бұрын
I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense
@RaptorJesus. 3 жыл бұрын
"thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"
@martini668 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@patientzero5685 3 жыл бұрын
And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)
@RaptorJesus. 3 жыл бұрын
@@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :) "thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!
@sitructv3672 4 жыл бұрын
“Turns out they were just ghosts” 😂😂
@johnnycto7576 4 жыл бұрын
"Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.
@marlow769 4 жыл бұрын
John Nycto Savage yet true.
@bluethunder7391 4 жыл бұрын
Because is true.
@pamle1 3 жыл бұрын
On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..
@whatsgrowingon 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@buildyourself1896 2 жыл бұрын
Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?
@ArshadKhan-dt7km 4 жыл бұрын
This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@awasadayangberaksembaranga1584 4 жыл бұрын
the way he's holding the mic is something special too
@starlady6154 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣
@eternalmiasma5586 4 жыл бұрын
“Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true
@mikelangengakala7470 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't get that one
@mikelangengakala7470 3 жыл бұрын
Did one of them die using the gun?
@zacharyneilson9220 3 жыл бұрын
Source?
@einundsiebenziger5488 7 ай бұрын
@@mikelangengakala7470 You lose one child because of a gun in the house. How can you not get that?
@D.Antony 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.
@warthogA10 2 жыл бұрын
🤨🤔 Well, which is it??? A left or a right? I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know. And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...
@D.Antony 2 жыл бұрын
@@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@D.Antony Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
@@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@copperbeckville1853 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.
@zingstar57 2 жыл бұрын
He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.
@shawnhenry3380 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"
@exaucemayunga22 2 жыл бұрын
This guy's delivery timing is incomparable
@cjok8367 4 жыл бұрын
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.
@jennifersantillana9738 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@jessekuchinski1172 4 жыл бұрын
I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Ishbikes Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
@@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
@Rebel-Forces-Earth-007 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.
@MikaelGuggenheim Жыл бұрын
Last one about thoughts and prayers is the best description ever.
@africaRBG 4 жыл бұрын
That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol
@killanova2494 4 жыл бұрын
"dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣
@seanscanlon9067 4 жыл бұрын
7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!
@jaredtweed7826 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment!
@androcarot9288 3 жыл бұрын
”Don’t forget about me tooday” hhahahaha fucking legend!!
@xeropunt5749 4 жыл бұрын
You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.
@McCandlessMike45 4 жыл бұрын
Right on brother
@larrydinklepie9147 4 жыл бұрын
Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@xeropunt5749 Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍
@Ishbikes Жыл бұрын
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
@edgarvalencia9639 4 жыл бұрын
"Get inside" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ndronikusri1992 Ай бұрын
Last one was too good !!
@faridmejia5820 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !
@Styles26 4 жыл бұрын
Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.
@d4rkrealm473 4 жыл бұрын
That's a little immature.
@mathewhale3581 4 жыл бұрын
He’s kidding
@zacharyneilson9220 3 жыл бұрын
They did
@demers6178 4 жыл бұрын
“Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!
@ian12346 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.
@garrick3727 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." Hilarious, and true.
@nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228 3 жыл бұрын
He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing
@artivism4068 4 жыл бұрын
Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to KZfaq for pushing this new discovery.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@mr.personhumanson6871 4 жыл бұрын
There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".
@aranadiscoteca1816 4 жыл бұрын
It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL
@luisavina4831 Жыл бұрын
I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂
@bobloblaw2958 2 жыл бұрын
He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.
@sqwale7 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@Alex-hm7nt 4 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.
@bigmike4337 2 жыл бұрын
Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣
@kmlgraph 4 ай бұрын
He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.
@munna2711 4 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.
@erikgriffin8794 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?
@Just0wnedEsport 4 жыл бұрын
Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward
@burnpisces7733 4 жыл бұрын
I think Shakespeare was better
@LoneWanderer905 4 жыл бұрын
Amém.
@84Elenai 4 жыл бұрын
@@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.
@pirkkala 4 жыл бұрын
You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good
@sjwecks 3 жыл бұрын
An acquired taste, but once you’ve acquired it? Genius.
@elite_cows1552 4 жыл бұрын
“My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.” -Anthony jeselnik
@MrSouthernlord Жыл бұрын
I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.
@redwakeup2863 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses
@homerjay6005 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is better, check it out
@beardlessdwarf1047 4 жыл бұрын
he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.
@nickadams1992 4 жыл бұрын
He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.
@collinsrob 2 жыл бұрын
And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !
@patrickwentz8413 4 жыл бұрын
God he sounds like Christopher Walken when he gets all dark.
@Boofman19 Ай бұрын
A real genius, the delivery is gold.
@acm9616 4 жыл бұрын
Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.
@davidphillips9726 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@kateashby3066 4 ай бұрын
I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂
@davidlawrence8512 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a young Christopher Walken
@turdferguson7112 4 жыл бұрын
It needs a heavier cowbell.... For Grandma
@juliegood7999 4 жыл бұрын
David Lawrence I hear it now and probably won’t be able to un hear it
@jskrabac 4 жыл бұрын
I hear more John Malkovich
@valstead1486 4 жыл бұрын
Totally what I was thinking
@valstead1486 4 жыл бұрын
More walken when he has beard 😂
@warthogA10 2 жыл бұрын
I love the "thoughts and prayers" bit.... Completely true
@fuffoon 4 ай бұрын
"Don't forget about me today". He's killing me. I love this dude's humor. Its like good medicine.
@TeaDrinker3000 4 жыл бұрын
He's so handsome with the beard
@Lililililili333 4 жыл бұрын
Holy god he looks good with a beard!!
@KimseaKh 4 жыл бұрын
Lulu that is the power of a good beard
@SC-yw5ve 4 жыл бұрын
Lili I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.
@andreakatz6109 3 жыл бұрын
He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy
@jacobschlehuber7142 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.
@ina-tajwedwab2486 2 жыл бұрын
That "thoughts and prayer" joke was awesome!
@bigsassyster 4 жыл бұрын
I love the couples looking at each other after some of the jokes to make sure it's okay
@tjjames9846 4 жыл бұрын
At 7:19, the guy 2nd from the right, totally sends thoughts and prayers!
@chalechumour5013 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.
@sniffableandirresistble 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery is loathsome
@flex_piper 4 жыл бұрын
*Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness. - Webster's Dictionary.
@jfox11000 4 жыл бұрын
Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself
@Kreamian 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.
@dougm659 3 ай бұрын
This fella and Ricky Gervais would make an awesome double act….”you think that was dark? Listen to this….” 😂😂😂😂
@juanmal.7890 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a young John Malkovich
@alizgangoso2202 4 жыл бұрын
THey owned a gun to protect their 5 children...eventually they have to get rid of it...to protect their 4 children....lol.
@dougjudy5352 3 жыл бұрын
Was it a joke about suicide or one children killing other?
@hellobonsoir1853 3 жыл бұрын
@Doug Judy pretty sure it's about a child killing another one, because at the beginning he says that he doesn't like guns.
@kenji2787 3 жыл бұрын
They were protecting the 4 children from him. He said it was fun while it lasted and he was getting pretty good at shooting.
@jezebulls 3 жыл бұрын
Killed the psycho kid and got rid of the murder weapon
@themadclown4077 3 жыл бұрын
@@dougjudy5352 lol he was killing a kid
@DrVanNostrand01 Жыл бұрын
If we didn’t live in current times Jeselnik would go down as one of the all time greats. His show was good too before Comedy Central pulled the plug on it.
@tobiasbetter4700 Жыл бұрын
“Get back inside” Lmfaooo
@lisakatz9437 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony's humor is not for everyone. I find him beyond hilarious. Eye candy to boot. When he smiles, my basement floods. Yummmmmy
@jonathanferguson9226 4 жыл бұрын
Not surprising that a Bolshevik jew would find subversive, sociopathic humor funny
@lisakatz9437 4 жыл бұрын
Hey John. I'm not a Jew you ignorant FN ass!!
@lisakatz9437 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't like him or my comments, why are you even putting yours here. Keep FN scrolling! Douche
@lisakatz9437 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanferguson9226 move on you jerk!
@MrBigBawls407 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly like a wedding photographer who takes selfies 😂
@BYGTOPP2 4 жыл бұрын
William Brown this is the best line about his entire act I’ve heard throughout all the years
@artivism4068 4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand that joke...why did he say that?
@aic9235 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together
@JasonAguirre 2 жыл бұрын
That last bit was on point...
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