haiiii salty :3

I love how everyone’s reaction to Eggman mentioning Maria is immediate hype.

I loved it when eggman got trapped in cyberspace, and he thought for a moment before muttering "comic book guy"

His absolute commitment to make the stream worse and worse everytime is formidable

Salty, I don't know what's worse, if you specifically searched for the top 10 hottest female sonic characters, or if you just had the whole thing memorized and ready to recite off the cuff. Either way I'm scared.

I love the limited sanity in this video, it’s so charming.

if Salty tries to be an anime character one more time i will draw something unholy

Start of the Deku bit is at 10:31 End of the Deku bit is at 12:28 You're welcome

Sonic Frontiers spewing out lore that I've been deeply invested in, memorizing for years, gives me a sense of validation that I have only dreamed of achieving. It just feels so good.

Salty being diagnosed with egg is the funniest thing that’s happened in awhile. Also, can confirm, it does go straight to your thighs. Verdict is still out on the “then you blow up”.

I accidentally hit my phone to max volume and fell to the ground the second Salty said "uwu" in the debut voice. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, thanks Salty.

Y’all who don’t watch streams don’t know that 95% of stream time salty speaks exclusively like sonic, the fem voice, that weeb voice, and like Guptil. I am surprised that he is able to make videos with his normal speaking voice, I’m glad more of his streams are being put into the highlights.

Still amazed they let *Ian Flynn* help write the script for Frontier. All the references are really amazing!

salty please keep doing funny voice bits that go on for like 5 minutes longer than they should

I ship rouge and batman

3:00 Having them mention the Black Arms, by their official name rather than "the black creatures", no less, made me do the biggest happy dance inside.

I love these uploads which are just gameplay with you talking over it and enjoying the experience, hope you do more of these consistently cuz this is funny af

Mad respect to the editor for having the music in Wyvern not cut, it just goes

little known batman lore: batman would not be attracted to rouge because he is actually TERRIFIED of women

The editing during the Wyvern fight was amazing in just giving that boss battle its moment of demanding attention. It's just too good of an experience to have anything else in focus.

something i think is also about maria lore, is that by proxy, belle and sage are cousins once removed to her (although not by blood, of course), which makes a lot of sense, givin that their story lines and character designs are definitely somewhat similar

I feel like salty is slowly turning into Jerma, and i don't know how to feel about it

"I'm too white for this, this physically hurts me to keep up" good. I wouldn't bear more.

Props to the editor for putting the raw music over the edited boss fight. That’s honestly the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in a condensed gameplay video. Earned a sub and like for this vid.

Every titan boss fight is literally just a final boss fight. You're Super Sonic flying through the air beating up a gigantic robot with quick time events and lasers and gigantic explosions and some of the hardest music in the entire game. It's insane.

After hearing salty’s deku impressions I was considering visiting shotgun-chan

Why is everyone who sees sonic frontiers have a mental breakdown and start singing the sonic underground theme immediately What chemical is activating in our brains How is this relatable to sonic having siblings and a mom aT ALL Edit: Derek did you let tik tok trans you

I could honestly listen to salty talking about sonic lore all day

I love all the Snapcube fandub references, Sonic content is peak hahaha, the fanbase is so awesome 👍 Edit: you know you can stomp on the ground to cancel the momentum the boost does right?

The music in this game is unironically so good. The last game OST I've put on my Spotify was Undertale and I'm so upset none of the metal songs are listed on there

So Sage sees Dr. Eggman as a father figure and his other robots like Orbot and Cubot as “brothers“ I wonder what she would think of Belle and vice versa? (If you dont know who Belle is shes a robot created by “Eggman“ in the IDW comics, wich are also canon now since Sonic mentions Tangle, also a character from the comics, in one of his flavortexts in the open world)

Last stream: Chat tortures Salty. Salty this stream with Guptil and BnHA: M y t u r n

anyone else notice that half of Salty's stories end with him taking a fat dump

The "just found anime" voice was so accurate that I felt my own anime discovery sins crawling down my back. I talked like that in 7th grade.

Sage is the kind of kid to watch Undertale AU fanfics

I’m so glad he liked the wyvern. My favorite boss + music as well

Man, that Sky Sanctuary stage sure has a lot of green moss! You know what else is green? Our number 9 spot, Cosmo the Seedrian!

"I'm not an egg! I'm a scrambled egg" "wait scrambled egg is just a type of egg"

Ian Flynn is the main writer for this game, and one of the many good things about the writing here is that he makes the characters actually acknowledge the past games. With direct references to past events. For example, Tails mentions how he cowers away from battle sometimes, and defuses a bomb other times. He literally says, and I quote, "Then I'm wildly inconsistent!" Ian Flynn's writing is a blessing to the franchise

2:58 Salty I am dying. This is so funny

I’m glad we’re getting compilations of (presumably) the rest of the Frontiers streams they were so fun to watch

13:09 My Mom Walked In and Saw That...

7:06 im literally in a trans discord server thats 90% salty fans. like that wasn't intentional. Someone wanted to make an trans only, adults only discord server and the people who showed up were overwhelmingly salty fans.

7:47 the biggest gut punch here is the homestuck classpect in the bio

I feel like the quintessential Sonic soundtrack is entirely the theme of "Early 2000s Angsty Punk Rock"

I cannot fucking believe Salty parodied top 10 hottest sonic girls Like Jesus Christ that caught me off guard

10:00 salty is throwing us off the scent, he looks exactly like his avatar

14:07 salty I think chat went crazy cause Amy is canonically like 12

Salty wasn't doing a good job of convincing me that they aren't an egg with how they were getting folded like an omelette the whole video

14:44 salty is a jerma variant what the fuck

4:50 I love when salty says something only for the game to immediately spite him.

Salty your anime boy impression is actively making my bronchitis worse never do that again and I will pay you money

12:00 "Hi Senpai. Donde estas la bibiloteca?" LMAO 🤣 I'm already dead at this part.

my soul left my body the instant you started talking as a japanese shy anime newbie

I guess sonics grippers are reserved for the people who tune in to the streams.

22:50 Tails got the light-skin stare 😨

14:41 not salty going from the jerma laugh to fucking elmo

11:02 Oh no, Trevor the hedgehog has returned

1:19 Random chatter:”Because you’re bi” Salty:”Is the Joker bi???” Is Salty bi??? That’s pretty epic. I mean I thought they were another default straight gamer dude. But this is fantastic. 7:38 SALTY’S TRANS TOO?!?!!

salty is so smart. sometimes i just don't know how long the video will be and then boom he says it'll be 23 minutes long in the title thank you salterius derek danald

Love that this went from a stream highlights video to an AMV.

Congrats on coming out as trans, Salty, we love and tolerate you ❤

9:46 I was in the middle of swallowing food as you said this and it caused me to nearly choke, Salty. Do not make an attempt on my life like this again, or there will be consequences.

Sonic Frontiers is to Salty what Pokemon Scarlet/Violet is to me: it ain't perfect, it's got issues, but damn if it doesn't make me giddy and hype me up.

did anyone else think knuckles and sonic were going to kiss

I CANT WAIT TO HEAR PENNY PARKER COVER THAT SONG AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ONE 21:23

Haha, The Living Salt Lamp™ falters at a baby game.

I don't know if I should be impressed, or scared that Salty knew the whole (or most of the) script to that classic top 10 list

I love that Salty made a Fan MV for the final battle lmao

8:15 only an egg knows what an egg is salty

9:45 you saying "fattest shit of your life" paired with Sonic's dramatic anime eyes is a great unintentional joke

...... comic book guy....

oh, yeah. the transfem salty stream. one for the history books

I'd love to hear Salty try Mandark's laugh from Dexter's Laboratory. Also my phone doesn't think "laboratory" is a real word.

i loved when salty said "its sonic time" and soniced all over the place, truely a masterpiece

THE SONIC FRONTIERS THING ACTUALLY MADDE ME EXPLODE

Dude 0:15 hit harder than it should've

9:08 they realized they weren't ready to face their fears.

5:40 Knuckles: Sonic, I need to tell you something Sonic: What is it? Knuckles: Comic Book Guy...

This is truly a sonic frontiers moment

Haha slay queen, I love it when our dearly beloved monarch Queen Elizabeth II talks about my favorite blue hedgehog who runs fast

16:41 LORE JUMPSCARE

salty being an egg has made my day

LOVED how you edited the boss fight to keep the music playing throughout all the edits

22:04 he missed the part where sonic swings wyvern around and throws it to the mountain

poor josh 15:54

It's not too late to go back and think about if you're an Egg, man.

Tails had that light skin stare

This isn't Salty, this is Jerma wearing the skin of Salty and trying to convince us

9:52 I'm proud of myself for that one

Listen, I understand that the TikTok algorithm does not determine someone's gender, but it *would* be really funny if it was somehow correct

"I'm not an egg!" Seems like something an egg would say but ok🤨🙄

7:00 i feel personally called out by this

This literally made me shit my pants in fear 22:57

I honestly hate how often I find myself singing the Sonic underground theme.

12:09 seeing my own message being in this video actually jumpscared me

I laughed so hard when you switched to elmo😂. . .

i choked when he mentioned the bench 💀

Barely even past the first few minutes of the video and I’m already amused since the intro is making me think of Sonic Frontiers Underground Imagine Sam Vincent singing the vocal themes in his Sonic singing voice that’d be amazing

22:58 him :thank god there’s no bench’s around Me :gets ptsd flash backs