I want it NOW.

We need to boost this comment

*It needs to happen*

y e s

Holy fuck I forgot about that

Lol same tbh. I've never even been really into sonic. So glad this ended up in my recommendations

From someone who has Sonic 06, you should probably keep it that way.

I’m just gonna tell you that this is basically more plausible than the actual game and I take this more seriously than the real story

You never played Sonic 06? Lucky you...

Trust me, this makes 1000% more sense than the actual pot.

They have the ultimate knowledge, because they are getting tilted at the towers

who up tilting they towers rn

​@mirulei she tiltin my tower till I fortnite

@@sdg131she fortnite my towers till I tilt?

⁠@@DD-mp1klshe fort on my nite till I battle royale

There’s actually no way

NO WAY home amirite???

It's not even, like, a stretch, it's almost word for word the same one-liner and follow-up action The odds of this are damn COSMIC

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO WAYYY

Or Silver is physically weaker than Sonic, but I much prefer what you said.

she's been swallowing rocks since birth

@@dreamwalker6500 well she had the grandest slam in her since childhood.

@@thisguy9733 ah yes! How could I have forgotten?

I like the idea that all hedgehogs have intensely powerful and fast legs... and itty bitty tiny arms

I cannot BELIEVE you noticed that, that’s amazing

Yeah, I didn't even notice it before, despite watching the whole thing more than three times.

woah, ive watched this so much and never noticed. dedication is insane, its so cool they add things like that

I was kinda hard for since the voices are quite and the music is loud

Yes

It's Actually 14:57 Not 14:52

@@JaevhonDouglas oh my bad

The coughing and laughing in the background makes it even funnier

idk if you mean the va or the character, but the vas name is now scout and she uses she/they :)

The wheezing killed me 💀

Spiderverse came out in 2018.

@@RedisacoolGuy it’s a reference to the second movie which came out last year

I maintain that someone on the writing staff for that movie is secretly a fan of SnapCube lol

They did 😂

But who did it better? Miles or Elise?

Shadow what the fu-

Although cannonically he's bi Fucked his mum, and married rouge so..

@@ebi_tempura eggman: SHADOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-

Canonically, Infinite is the world’s biggest Sonadow shipper.

Rosé Son Goku please elaborate

I like how we all expect some badass sinister opening where he reveals himself in the most unsettling way possible. And he’s actually just coughing his lungs out

@@VenNoel "My name is Memphis, Tennessee"

13:39 "hey gamers, were you talking about fortnite?"

"LET ME GET A GOOD SMELL OF YOU, LITTLE BOY"

Welcome to Tilted Towers

“im curious what the biggest number is”

I'm only here because of Pringus McDingus' animation of this scene.

It's not even gramatically correct which makes it so much funnier

Me too

Ditto lmfao

Lol same

Somehow the story of this dub is less insane than the actual story of Sonic '06

I'll help you Things that are not cannon: Elise having a personality Things that are cannon: Silver being a twink Everything else

Truth in that.

its funny because that’s how friendzoned guys treat women sksksksks

well that just makes you a B E T A C U C K

@@Blaqandbloo22 "Have you ever interacted with a girl Mephiles?"

His body movements thoe

This is way funnier with your avatar saying it :')

Pumpkin Mumkin as he saying it to ditto

No u! 😂🤣

“Omega count how many sands are in this area"+“Oh my God you can tell that your white"

Oh my god it almost went as white me, that's bad

I think in a later dub he mentions Rouge getting kicked out of their polycule... Maybe it's all connected...

@@asamlos trye

​@@asamlosthat's Storm, he says that they kicked Rouge out because she could only name two of the Beatles

The Holy Trinity for sure

SA2 Dark story: everyone's fucking Eggman's wife.

Watch everyone be a SJW in the shadow the hedgehog fandub

“Shut up! Everyone’s fucked my wife!”

that's true, you know

don’t forget the weeed!

@@kylebooface6359 right, let me edit it in

@@raythepony that adds to the plot of the game developers as Shadow was composing music for the ultimate battle royale and that ended up engulfing the world in grand slams™

And Shadow and Mephistenense developed the Ultimate Battle Royale together. So Mephistenense lied to Silver about Sonic making the rap that engulfed the world on fire, in order ro Silver go back in time and kill Shadow ex-boyfriend. When you look at it, this redub plot make way more sense than the actuall Sonic 06 plot.

Dude if THAT was the ACTUAL synopsis of Sonic 06 that game would’ve been sold out!

For the love of god never say ‘dommy mommy’ ever again

​@@immanopeonouttahere3482 dommy mommy

‘dommy mommy’ ACTUALLY SOBBING.

@KobraShadow umm.... That phrase should never be said, typed, or thought of ever again.... You have sinned

@@jakejones6965 I think he took that from the everything wrong with Sonic 06 video

@KobraShadow Time to Za Hando that reply

I was gay before the light

"No no no no n-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The only one that's left out of it is Tails ironically, he's the only grounded guy

same can be said for the original game

gamer

@@BatailleRapTishort He's also the only child at 8 years old so he gets a free pass to Not Be Hit On

@@teaz3139 amy's 12

And fortnite

The ice cream space ship

I was looking for this exact scene! Thank you!😂😂❤❤

Was looking for this after Crestamorph’s animation

@@nautilume7114same

@@nautilume7114It was so damn good. I was also looking for it.

Honestly same

The voice actor is a she but yeah ok Edit: my bad gang lol

@@trickster5941 Silver's VA uses they/them pronouns

Trickster 5 I meant the character lol :D

is it bad I find silver adorable and I wanna hug him

IM WHEEZING OH MY GOD

Omega: *coooooooooooooooock*

I don't know why i found that part hilarious

@@nicoleflores2054 Easy, because it's *_ᶠ ᵁ ᴺ ᴺ ᵞ_*

The robot im rolling

177 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

@@carlosmejia6709 Thank you for both commenting AND reminding me that I made this comment 💀🤝 This line is way too underrated fr

i love it

what is an audio stim

@@Ursi_ It’s like other autism stims, it’s a noise you make/listen to to, like, express your emotions and other stuff like that (they can also happen seemingly randomly)

@@silverdragon1286 oh I didn’t know it was a neurodivergent thing, thank you. sorry I’m still learning about this kinda stuff ; ;

@@Ursi_ it’s all good lol

The audio stim for me is incomplete without the “haha, HA”

That actually makes a whole ton of sense

Ya mean when Shadow peed on his OWN MOTHER?

@@ninjayoshi8020 Yep. Apparently.

That wasn’t an incident, he did that on purpose

@@AnonyBoiii I think you're confusing "incident" and "accident"

Mephilis is the real main character.

@@Faustulous Excuse me, you shall respect his proper name: Memphis Tennessee.

@@MelodyRose96 Me-philes.

B-atiful! Fortnite is a fucking trash game

@@roguedragoon9212 that's not what this comment is about

This isn't really tilted...or a tower...

Well, you see, it’s a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently. But that’s okay.

That dudet Sofia I’d like to be in the friendzone, I like friends

Diamond GS It’s not as pleasant as you’d think. They don’t treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item.

Bugsy! Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don’t get respect.

I watched this when it first came out and holy shit, I was caught off guard by how accurate that was.

Bro....

I lost my shit when they announced it. I couldn't believe this shit

Court Lake I can't believe Elise was the instrument for all of this.

Yes

Alfred is the best

He immediately became my favorite character because he randomly appeared for no reason and was just there now.

It's because they kept singing it in the Sa2 dub every time there was gameplay on screen lmao

master emerald: a ganja sandwich green + yellow: the power of sprite

Wut about da rainbow gem?

the rainbow gem will sadly forever remain a mystery forever

420th like

The entire series of the gamer gems

Yeah I figured

*"I'm gonna go smoke some weed now."*

"yeah i figured"

Okay, have fun

@@mastercobragaming8780 that is the tagline of the dub now

“Faborirte”

He flushed him down the turlet

Megami melan *Memphis, Tennessee

Mephiles the dark is too much edge than Shadow!!!

That whole part made it hard to breathe I was laughing so hard LOL

He shouldn't have done that. Mephiles is an Alpha Gamer

Lmao

I never played or watched the original and I never want to after this

Patty Krabbies it's all over the place

Petition to make this canon

Elize is abducted by Eggman to become his gamer gf after divorcing his wife for fucking every single sonic character. Sonic saves elize and hangs out with her, she wants to date him but Sonic is gay and only sees her as a friend and continually lies about his feelings to spare elize the rejection. Meanwhile Shadow and Rouge go to Tilted Towers to play fortnite until Eggman comes over on his battle bus to fight them in which Memphis Tennesee is released from captivity and teleports them into the future. Memphis then talks to Blaze and Silver, liking Blaze and keeping Silver for emotional support but like in a bad way. Rouge and Shadow start developing a Battle Royale. Sonic gets flushed into the terlet future and meets up with Shadow and Rouge and plan a wedding with Shadow and Memphis but Shadow thinks it Sonic, Memphis and Shadow start to date but it gets intense when Sonic visits his battle royale map. Shadow beats the shit out of Silver through weed and puts fire guy into a small child and traps his boyfriend in a dildo. Memphis and Blaze go to the future to kill Fire dude and Blaze sacrifices herself so Silver can always talk about how great she was. Sonic and Elize enters into Memphis’ backyard in which Memphis fucking kills Sonic and which makes Elize shit out a fire thing. Memphis uses the fire thing along with dark weed and all the other weed gems to turn everybody gay, in which Shadow, Silver and Sonic marry each other and kill it. Sonic finally reveals his gayness but due to the gayification, Amy decides to date Elize. Then they have a party.

I have no knowledge of Fortnight so that's so funny to learn

This deserves more like.

I decided to rewatch this after e3 and I think this was what my brain was trying to remind me about

We need this egg man for the live action movie

They fucking called it.

And ACNH

cough Nice pfp 🥺

timestamp pls?

@@fruitleup5855 1:19:05 there you go amigo!

I now pronounce you husband husband and husband

Daniella Quintero Thats one of the characters from “Nichijou” Its a really cute anime you should watch it :D

”I feel like it's going to be at least 18.” 🧍‍♂️ 😊 *”the audacity of this bitch.”*

13Vex ya especially hearing him say “ have you ever fucked a clone before “

Exactly

HIS NAME IS MEMPHIS TENNESSEE AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIS NAME

Him and Omega

@@theretard1590 It's a marching band arrangement of Ke$ha's "Die Young". kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eK2fn7xq3ZncYIE.html

ObitoBNP not sure the exact time stamp but it’s one of the times when shadow and mephiles are arguing

nice rhyme.

Are we killing ourselves or not? ALRIGHT BYE

That's just what my friends call me

i'll use this. a LOT

🫡

Your a hero,I've been looking for this part for some while

it was so perfect LMAO

Yes

Somebody animated it and Memphis Tennessee has different gamer shirts on

Alexander Pumpkin got a title for that video?

[Volume scalating at near earape]

1:24:48 *IM PI-*

Avi Lovewell Highly underrated moment

Give me BACK MY G A M E R G I R L *_S O N I C!_*

sonic: she's my gamer girl now

Furries: aaaaawww Normal people: DIS-GUS-TANG!!! My reaction: 1:18:19

$Freddy Productions$ that was everyone’s reaction. Except the furries. That one is still aww. But everyone reasonable was screaming no

$Freddy Productions$ no, i hate this too

$Freddy Productions$ Assuming furries don’t hate that scene too is really, really dumb.

As a furry, I fucking hate it too.

That's what always happens in these dubs, one line starts out a massive plot, in SA2 it was Shadow saying he was gonna fuck Eggmans wife, in Riders it was Wave remembering Jet that his copy of Grown Ups 2 was overdue.

@@JohnnyLouisXIX XD 🤣

Wonder what joke’s gonna start up the Shadow dub?

Luiz Torres I think it was when Alfred said “I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back”

@@PLAGUE-KARM Hopefully something about racism so we can meme sonic's "Black Creatures" line (which is probably what'll end up generating the meme if they read subtitles since i cant remember if you can disable them) but it'll also play nicely into the whole "BLOWING UP THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE WITH EGGMAN'S SUPER LASER PISS" level which then brings us full circle to the *"Well Shadow, we did it. We stopped Racism."* jokes.

It kills me every time

🐓

@@depressedthoughts r/BeatMeToIt

Was there a chicken clucking in that scene?

@@Emerardo No, but one of their laughs sounded just like a chicken clucking.

RIGHT!

That part made me hysterical.

Time stap?

@@rod653 2:57

@@rod653 Roughly around 2:57.

lol yea

Better story than the 06 story for sure

Not at all

*walrus cough*

eeeehhhh cant be worse then being invested in the story of a porn game

I think its the music

Anyway I finished putting the game-- I sent it to eggman. He's gonna upload it soon.

No its too late now. I cant go back in time again because... I cant go back in time again. That's just it. Maybe this blue will save the world maybe? HERE!

*Gasp* GREEN

@@mr.kevin1209 BLUE

I think it would have been even funnier if Silver asked “Who’s Weed?” instead of “What’s weed?” just to add to his ignorance XD

37:32 This needed a timestamp

2:58 HA HA HA *-1-*

“What planet am I on? What is today? My brain cell, destroyed. My wig is gone.”

@@therealjupitercross buh bye~

@@depressedthoughts I best be going now

lilith thorne and then at the end when I just decided to kill himself and Elise was out of no where I loved it

No his name is Memphis Tennessee

It makes sense too. If you were raised in the ruins of society it’d be a miracle if you learned English, let alone learned to interact with people.

springtrapultimate finally, A GRAND SLAM

springtrapultimate finally, A GRAND SLAM

roooouge 😍😋🤪

How is it possible that it's not funny at all but because of you mentioning it I'm now wheezing and it joined my top 3 favorite quotes, like wth xd.

Its the completely casual delivery

ComputerHeadGFX thing me back my give

He sounds like a little kid and its fucking hilarious

It’s the way he says it so casually then just moves on

Mephiles is an Incel 100% confirmed

what a loser lmao

other then blaze

@@beannation5149 can we even consider Blaze a female?

@@ccelite3782 I mean, the only other times are giggling menacingly at team dark and unceremoniously killing sonic while Elise watches

SINCE WHEN? SINCE WHEN?

I had a dream last night about a sonic game where you could play as Sans and he turned into old cartoon robotnik. Then I saw this... damn.

I have only seen that moment out of context and I thought it was cool; I was surprised it was in an infamous Sonic game...

The confusion makes it funnier

Crushed Flamingo everything about that like was such shit it was beautiful

@@Shadow-mi1kn Jason Griffith?

That first line was also amazingly close to the original.

Penny’s voice absolutely screams early Griffith

ShadowMaster0823 roger Craig Smith?

ぅluぅういぅl

Ending with a gay polyamorous couple saving the world with the power of colors from a guy named after a town in Tennessee

@@meowmcmeowpherson6457 The guy named after Tennessee is also gay.

todd howard v michael morhaime

@@Green-Raccoon777 He's also incel, friendzoned, fake gamer.

@@Tjimmy-pr2qe Like a lot of gay people.

And he was right to choose the silence XD

It lets the delivery of Elise's line sit. Her performance in this dub seems a bit overlooked but I think it's incredible.

Egg man was funny as fuck

*Sometimes silence is the best answer*

@@reloadpsi Elise's performance is so fucking good omg. Her straight, dry, cynical delivery helps sell a lot of scenes, esp. the scene where she decides to peace tf out after seeing the airship. That's one of my favorite underrated moments of hers.

More continuity than the original plot

Yobin I

You put way too much work into this I love it

How did you explain that so perfectly...

Yobin lmao that could be a Dub story actually....

HANDS ARE SO IMPORTANT

*sonic picks his nose slowly*

When was the last time you washed your hands? I haven’t washed mine in four days

I've also been eating rocks

Zipzopzoom 67 it’s a Nick Robinson fan.

That and while sonic makes the best mixtape

And Silver is a socially awkward depressed beta male

Ik

1:19:07

Yeah thats what i said

I now pronounce you husband, husband, and husband.

Sodium Chloride

Indeed

Yeah

@@violator_ agreed

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hciTnq-Dqpycc5c.html

@@AshyMuted uh????

Finally, a grand slam!

Jay ._. I find that quote really funny

Roses are red Robots are bionic 45:49

gamer

58:45 had me crying

"Give me back my Gamer Girl, Sonic." Eggman said, _quietly._

*O N E*

Come on, Elise!

I swear i didnt comment here and im here for some reason

*U N O*

*D O S*

We all need therapy honestly ........

I thought that was just part of the game, so for me I was just shocked.

This ruined my night

Needs a time stamp

Tails tried it so you should too!

FrenchToasties123 including shadow!

That won’t too hard. They guy has nothing on him.

And especially eggman’s wife

Still better than the original game!

He doesn't even wear pants XD

Finally I found a comment about how this part predicted the Shadow dub

Hiiiii shadoooowww! It’s meeeee! The deviiillll!