"Southern Food is SO UNHEALTHY..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Obsessed)

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@bmeclipse 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not all unhealthy down here in the south. We have Diet Dr. Pepper. It’s both diet and a licensed physician.

@cocopuffangie4 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@xlrouge 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@nonoyobeezewax9527 3 жыл бұрын

Amen with no winders!!! (LMAO)

@billinger4644 3 жыл бұрын

Is the drink called Red Hog still being sold in the south.

@thebookwasbetter3650 3 жыл бұрын

Theres no period in dr pepper. ( i just blew your mind away.)

@teiyusteki 2 жыл бұрын

As a southerner, I can confirm this is 100% spot on 🤣🤣

@DarthTwilight Жыл бұрын

There must be something wrong with me then, because I'm a get up and go kind of guy. He is right about everybody down here moving slowly..... Unless you're on 95... 77.... or 85....

@karlsangree4679 3 жыл бұрын

Jim's the only comedian who can go to another part of the country (or world), insult the crap out of the locals, and become more beloved for doing it.

@Britt3334 3 жыл бұрын

Try Russell Peters, he’s funny in that way too

@STONEDay 3 жыл бұрын

the only comedian **you know** who can I know of a handful who do it successfully.

@BLAYZNU 3 жыл бұрын

Watch Bill Burrs Philly rant...he decimated the entire crowd and they loved him for it. It’s hilarious.

@BP-or2iu 3 жыл бұрын

Not true at all. Every comedian does this.

@switchunboxing 3 жыл бұрын

False

@xenofoxx 3 жыл бұрын

I live in the US South and have a close friend in Canada. When I visit there, I have Poutine. When he visits here, he has Carolina BBQ. It has dawned on me that perhaps we're trying to kill each other.

@postcardsfromgeorgia4294 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@xenofoxx 3 жыл бұрын

@Terncote I think my body had a stroke just from reading the words "BBQ Poutine"... so sounds like a winner to me.

@NinjaLegacy805 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's funny 💪

@heatheroliver3408 3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

I googled poutine and it looks very good.

@SubTonic 3 жыл бұрын

I don't even live in the south and I'll occasionally have biscuits and gravy for breakfast. It's seriously one of the most satisfying meals you can have in the morning.

@gigigennaro3303 2 жыл бұрын

Sausage gravy and biscuits!!!

@kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682 2 жыл бұрын

No you can’t eat pork. Do just beef gravy and biscuits and maybe a few chops of pure turkey sausage

@phyllisnunn2061 Жыл бұрын

100% depends on who is making it. If you've never had it made by a grandmother, you've probably never tasted the real thing.

@d.lawrence5670 Жыл бұрын

@@phyllisnunn2061 , except when a restaurant chef knows how to make it.

@displaychicken 3 жыл бұрын

As a canadian who has spent a lot of time in Georgia, what stood out to me the most was people drinking Mountain Dew with breakfast instead of coffee.

@ay_yal5217 2 жыл бұрын

Lofl

@notkerrystolcenberg 2 жыл бұрын

This is also seen at every college campus nationwide, probably mixed with mystery liquor.

@chichi8920 2 жыл бұрын

😳

@direwolf6234 2 жыл бұрын

it has caffeine ..

@tommyfaulkner7374 2 жыл бұрын

Coffee of South it gives a kick

@electron1189 3 жыл бұрын

Being southern myself, I can say it is very hard to lose weight in the south.

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

I would expect it to be easier to lose weight since you live on a humid and hot place. Maybe I am wrong, I am slim and from dry Los Angeles California.

@Meela234 2 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 Being sweaty does not equal exercise. We still eating fattening foods in this heat.

@juniwilliams 2 жыл бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 what does that have to do with burning calories? You sweat to cool yourself off

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

@@juniwilliams you are right, that is why I said I might be wrong.

@professormetal4411 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I'm Southern born and raised, got the appetite of a starving Ethiopian at an American Thanksgiving, and I can't gain weight for the life of me.

@matt5415 3 жыл бұрын

A Hardees I used to go to had an off-menu dish called a "Harold." Biscuits and gravy topped with scrambled eggs, hash browns, and American cheese. All served in a Styrofoam trough. Eat that after a night of drinking and you'd sleep 12 hours.

@creekandseminole 3 жыл бұрын

A place here in Oklahoma makes a dish like that called Biscuit Debris lol. It's amazing

@loydjenkins2241 3 жыл бұрын

I think I'm in love ♡

@Mary_O 3 жыл бұрын

Or not wake up.

@dameonk 3 жыл бұрын

No Hardee's where I live now. I really miss their cinnamon raisin biscuits.

@causticchameleon7861 3 жыл бұрын

Matt G mine was Waffle House 2AM 2 eggs scrambled, hash browns scatter and smothered, grits with extra butter, sausage, bacon, toast & jelly. Damn, now I’m hungry.

@Tupperbabes1 3 жыл бұрын

If you go to Cracker Barrel, mac and cheese is considered a “vegetable”. I love visiting the South! 😂

@MLMLW 3 жыл бұрын

Well heck yeah!!! Lol. 😄

@timesthree5757 3 жыл бұрын

I love being born 'n raised in the South.

@vedangsinghal3038 3 жыл бұрын

I would eat at cracker barrel more often, but I can't be bothered with the 2 HOUR 30 MINUTE wait times.

@jeffberger6162 3 жыл бұрын

You mean it’s not a vegetable?

@ilovemotocicleta 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from the south. Never ate cracker barrel. You need to go to a waffle house, or one of the restaurants that look like they were made out an old gas station (not the ones in gas stations though)

@loydjenkins2241 3 жыл бұрын

As a Southerner... This had me rolling.

@thefifthGV 7 ай бұрын

Down the hill like a boulder?

@johnspehn4051 4 ай бұрын

Jim's mastered the art of laughing with people, instead of at people!

@allenmckinney9533 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard the biscuits came out.

@rudeliorodriqueziii1090 3 жыл бұрын

Jim does a great job of making comedy fun for everyone! Love him!

@BathersonMote 3 жыл бұрын

I lived in Oklahoma for 20 years. They deep fry everything there. I think their logic is, if fish oil is good for you, how great must vegetable oil be?

@redstateforever 3 жыл бұрын

Batherson Mote Lol, I grew up in SE OK. I remember suppers with four different foods that were all a nice, crispy golden brown! And it never seemed weird! Sure did taste good.😁

@Mary_O 3 жыл бұрын

Same in Nebraska in the 70's & 80's. My dad purchased the "Fry Baby," then upgraded to the "Fry Daddy." I'm pretty sure health was never a concern in his decisionmaking.

@nonoyobeezewax9527 3 жыл бұрын

Son, if it ain't fried, it ain't worth eat'n!

@samesposto725 3 жыл бұрын

Rita chef.

@samesposto725 3 жыл бұрын

Cooking cooking

@AmyDCools 3 жыл бұрын

Ha, funny, I am planning to make biscuits and gravy for dinner. Here in my part of Kentucky it is enjoyed any time of the day. 😂😂

@digdoug9352 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good way to live.what kind of gravy is most commonly used? I'm curious as to how the gravy is made if you happen to not have meat drippings.

@AmyDCools 3 жыл бұрын

Dig Doug when we make it from scratch we usually use drippings, add flour to make a roux and then use evaporated milk, and season it to our liking. If you don’t want to use meat drippings you can always buy white gravy mix (I love pioneer brand). It’s really good and doesn’t take long to prepare.

@digdoug9352 3 жыл бұрын

@@AmyDCools Ok, thanks for the info.

@philipchapman250 3 жыл бұрын

A-Man! Biscuits and gravy is good anytime.

@bodaciousoasis2574 3 жыл бұрын

@@digdoug9352 Just white milk gravy, if you're making sausage gravy you gotta use the drippin's & scrapin's😉👍

@samfilmkid 2 жыл бұрын

"Time for cement!" is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard.

@onlyme112 Ай бұрын

And "man-made wet sand"

@quynhwaddell6042 Жыл бұрын

Jim you are my favorite comedian. Your jokes are so spot on and your delivery is hilarious!

@mikeclarke952 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you want us to shoot at you while you eat?" 😆😆

@angellacanfora 3 жыл бұрын

Funny but they're slow in the South because of the humidity! (former resident of Virginia here)

@jakemustian99 3 жыл бұрын

current resident of VA here. can agree. am a construction worker so I know about the humidity 🥵🔥😓

@ESL-O.G. 3 жыл бұрын

Same in SE Asia! Nobody tries to move fast, even at work! Too hot no a/c

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

Humid places make you drowsy. I been to humid states and makes me love the very dry weather in Los Angeles California.

@vedangsinghal3038 3 жыл бұрын

The humidity is awful. In nc as soon as you leave the house you feel like you are underwater.

@iamthepappy4232 3 жыл бұрын

Ha y'all don't know humidity

@colemine1560 3 жыл бұрын

Im from the south and he is accurate

@MGS566 3 жыл бұрын

Funny as heck!!! Jim’s humor is top notch, and seldom matched with some of the exception of some of the eyelet comedians in years past. As a good old boy, I genuinely enjoyed this, and I almost pissed my pants because we enjoy our beer along with great humor. Guess I’m just saying that he’s one of the great comedians!

@HippyLinguist 3 жыл бұрын

My grandmother's favorite food was biscuits and gravy. She would order at it every restaurant we went to if they had it. As her Alzheimer's progressed, she couldn't comprehend that a restaurant wouldn't have biscuits and gravy. Grandma: I'll have the biscuits and gravy. Waitress: Ma'am, this is a Red Lobster.

@austinbutcher8106 Жыл бұрын

Ya got gravy? Put em on the cheddar biscuits

@dalehood1846 Жыл бұрын

There you go! I love it when people can improvise!

@MLMLW Жыл бұрын

Waitress: Ma'am, this is a Red Lobster. Grandmother: Great! Throw some shrimp on it!

@SuperDrLisa Жыл бұрын

❤ grandma

@joseville 11 ай бұрын

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

@Tiaffo 3 жыл бұрын

Hi from Arkansas 👋 Everything he speaks is True 😂

@jakewkayakfishing8457 3 жыл бұрын

Can't stop laughing...or thinking about eating biscuits and gravy

@apal1257 3 жыл бұрын

Fry bread came from Native Americans. It’s usually topped with taco toppings or honey or powdered sugar. 😋

@jazzyanderson1912 3 жыл бұрын

Navajo tacos are bomb 😌

@45auto 3 жыл бұрын

@@jazzyanderson1912 I just had one for dinner. They have Indian Taco Tuesday here (same thing but I'm next to the Comanche Nation).

@Rooftop-Ali-BR 3 жыл бұрын

Dig a little deeper in history to see why they eat fry bread. Its a bit sad. US Calvary make them eat it. Led to their higher diabetes rates.

@sholem_bond 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the Northeast and for some reason, it's called "fried dough" up here and it's usually considered fair food, it's really good with powdered sugar. (Fried dough is fry bread, right?)

@45auto 3 жыл бұрын

@@sholem_bond It is similar but not quite the same. Fry bread isn't as sweet. If I'm thinking about the same thing what you're describing is coiled out while fry bread is flattened.

@southernbelle4398 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the 1/2 a stick a butter when you were listing the ingredients we love to use, LoL! ❤️🤣💙🙏🏻💜

@sbeerman1919 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@lisaellis2593 3 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@lisaellis2593 3 жыл бұрын

Love! Love! Southern food!

@djsaintmusic7819 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the margarine

@falconfever915 3 жыл бұрын

It’s the damn heat and humidity down here. You walk 10 feet and your already dripping sweat😂

@alfredosauz844 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks again. Mr Gaffigan. Refried beans were made with a half a pound of lard they were delicious. GBY and your beautiful fam for sharing during these times

@reallyseriously7020 3 жыл бұрын

Skip lard, use bacon grease!

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

@@reallyseriously7020 never liked lard nor beacon grease. That's a lot to say coming from a Mexican American. Actually, I am vegetarian.

@beckettkriner8050 3 жыл бұрын

Now I need some sweet tea...

@cuteandfluffypikachu3405 3 жыл бұрын

Waitress: Want me to shoot you while you eat it Jim: Does that cost extra 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ct0760 3 жыл бұрын

1:41 I am beginning to either think or mumble "Uh-Buh-Gibba-Gibba-GahhhhH" after eating and feeling full. 🤣 I think you're my inner foodie. You would be good with voice acting with all the accents and voices you do Jim!

@mellownessuperstar2618 3 жыл бұрын

First time I ever thought about the fact that a donut is "fried bread." Hahaha

@peggyf344 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Ya’ll there Jim !!! That was spot on good buddy!!😂😂😂 my sides are hurtin’ from laffin!! 😂😂😂

@TheKat1959 3 жыл бұрын

Growing up as a Southerner it was always fun convincing people that grits grow on small trees/shrubs. They’re like isn’t it corn? Yes, but the ornamental variety. 😊😊😊

@SuperDrLisa Жыл бұрын

😝

@timwodzynski7234 3 жыл бұрын

Q. Have you eaten cake in the shower? A. Yeah a few times. Then you are ready for fried bread 😂😂😂

@fredward2333 3 жыл бұрын

Hello everyone.. from athens Georgia.

@crayolian 3 жыл бұрын

Hello from Dalton

@pantoponrosegoatoe4129 3 жыл бұрын

As a southern fried diva I’ve never heard of chicken and waffles served together until I moved to New York! Lol. I believe it started in Pennsylvania! Biscuits and gravy and grits ..we can claim 😍 I love you Jim!!

@maggie2sticks717 3 жыл бұрын

Neither has any other southerner. If I am not incorrect it was invented in Los Angeles at a soul food restaurant. It's not southern.

@CanItAlready 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who grew up on NYC, if never heard of chicken and waffles until traveling to the south. Wherever it originated, just the thought of it makes me gag. 🤢

@digdoug9352 3 жыл бұрын

You can thank the Dutch for the wonderous culinary combo.

@PatriceChristian 3 жыл бұрын

We have many restaurants in Atlanta that serve chicken and waffles dishes.

@pantoponrosegoatoe4129 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice Christian yes these days its popular but it wasn’t in the 70’s and 80’s or much of the 90’s. It’s not a traditional southern dish. I grew up in Atlanta. Chicken and Waffles historically were served up north. Not sure why everyone thinks it’s a traditional southern dish. Glad everybody enjoying them days. 😍🙏🏻😍

@rexfordhazelton7601 Жыл бұрын

Jim you amaze me more and more as I listen to your new material...which is like everytime I hear your stand-up. I am dumbfounded by the quantity of funny things you say. I feel like you have put out several specials worth of material several times per year for several decades. Just amazing you are able to mass produce comedy, and it is all funny, every little bit of it is super funny.

@jcg336 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve lived in the South all my life, and I still want to like grits too!

@MK-vj5eh 3 жыл бұрын

I slice vanilla ice cream and put it between two waffles, like a sandwich.

@janinecalland3223 3 жыл бұрын

Cover in warm cherry pie filling

@tabbyreed8925 3 жыл бұрын

@@janinecalland3223 Apple!

@elislostbook8406 3 жыл бұрын

Yep!! We did that as a kid using Eggos! Deeeeelish! 😁

@patriciastewart2537 3 жыл бұрын

Revelation!!! Thank you!

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

That sound delicious 😋

@Matthew-bp9gi 3 жыл бұрын

Being from Kentucky. Everything Jim is saying is true

@johndoe9450 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for putting out all this different content during the epedemic Gaffigans! Much love and support and stay safe!

@catharineorellana3522 3 жыл бұрын

Happy he gave a little shout out to the Navajos with the Fry Bread reference. And then there's New Mexico's other fried bread- las Sopapillas. Stuffed with chili for dinner and drenched with honey for dessert. Que rica!

@kristophertower3476 3 жыл бұрын

i was raised in texas and i love biscuits and gravy.....hard to find a good place up north to have it though

@HihatCrash 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Alabama we eat biscuits and gravy with cheese and chicken I eat it for lunch sometimes dinner

@treedweezle 3 жыл бұрын

“Ya’ want us to shoot at ya’ while ya’ eat it ?” hahaha 😂

@Wawiya 3 жыл бұрын

U need a frybread power shirt! lol. Here in Quebec we call it bannock

@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын

I am learning a lot of dishes by reading the comments. Thank you

@mikeschoolcraft21 3 жыл бұрын

If they say, bless your heart, it means you are stupid in a nice way. If they say, is that right? It means you’re a liar, in a nice way.

@dibutler9151 3 жыл бұрын

We also have THE BEST sayings. Where else are you gonna hear someone crazy described as "crazier than a shithouse mouse?" Or, describe your reaction to the (constant) extreme heat, as "sweating like a whore in church?"

@ItsMefromSnuffys 3 жыл бұрын

That’s not correct about the phrase... bless your heart... not in most instances

@dammbleth2 3 жыл бұрын

"bless your heart" means f-u. It does when i say it anyway.

@Braedenfish 3 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart.....is like Aloha.... it can mean two TOTALLY different things. Also if it is said TO someone it is more likely a good thing. If it is said ABOUT someone....much less complimentary.

@postcardsfromgeorgia4294 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@1htalp9 3 жыл бұрын

I have lived in SoCal and the South (GA/VA) for much of my life (more in the South). Here is how I describe the difference between the two: In California, people will smile at you, shake your hand and look you straight in the eye as they plunge a knife into your gut. In the South, people will smile at you and give you a big hug as they plunge the knife into your back. California is really just a stand in for most of the rest of the country. In the South, people are very friendly, but they also hold their cards close to the vest. They hide their distrust of others with courtesy, or "bless his heart", which is really a euphemism for "he's an ass." I truly love the South and consider it my home... So I can tell this joke!

@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын

That second paragraph is really my experience visiting family in the South (NC). I was raised in L.A. but I’ve lived in NYC for 20 years. I love all the warmth and friendliness in most Southern people, but it does make me a little paranoid because I don’t know if they say one pleasant thing to my face, and something else entirely when I’m not in the room. 😂

@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын

swirlingabyss lol

@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын

swirlingabyss Yes, I’ve certainly heard this about the culture, and I’ve experienced it quite a few times, though I haven’t been to Japan yet.

@danoduncan1763 3 жыл бұрын

always a good start to the day !... thanks Jim !...

@flo5102 3 жыл бұрын

Love the fact you are clean! You can be hysterical without cursing, thank you!

@georgiatina7361 3 жыл бұрын

We are nice, partly, because of our wonderful food and hard work. My Grandmother lived to be 106 years old. Eating non processed food, mostly fro our gardenpat

@georgiatina7361 3 жыл бұрын

Ok messed up my comments. My Grandmother cooked all natural. Yes including lard in biscuits. Red eye gravy. Sweet cream butter she made. Loads of collard and turnip greens, sweet corn, pork chops, chicken fried and chicken dumplings, sweet potatoes, cornbread. Fried green tomatoes. OverCooked green beans. Fried or boiled okra. Mashed potatoes. Homemade black berry and peach cobbler made from her own planting , the sweetest plums for her small orchard. Squash fried or boiled with onions. Banana pudding. So many dishes that I can’t remember. Our family ate naturally, from scratch. Bless Mamaw Peeples. No one in our family had serious health concerns. The body is not made from

@georgiatina7361 3 жыл бұрын

Our bodies were made to consume natural foods. Persertives

@jakemustian99 3 жыл бұрын

as a southerner when I hear fried bread I think hushpuppies. fried breaded bread

@dustykolkin6215 3 жыл бұрын

Fry bread tacos are amazing

@gwynneveireland 3 жыл бұрын

I live in New Mexico. I love the way he makes fun of fry bread. What is a pancake?

@erinwill6743 2 жыл бұрын

Two things you never hear southern efficiency and northern hospitality

@davidluftig4644 3 жыл бұрын

Besides your wonderful timing, the way you shift your register is wonderful and extra funny!

@sideshowtink 3 жыл бұрын

GREAT stuff!!!!

@kennielsen3896 3 жыл бұрын

Never been to the south, but I discovered “Sopapillos” as a grad student in NM. (That’s what fried bread is called there. Lunch a sopapillo stuffed with carne asada and for desert a sopapillo with honey.

@andrewollmann304 3 жыл бұрын

Sopapillas are great. But, I've never heard of a sopapilla stuffed with anything.

@bobboyoop1141 Жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan covered it perfectly lol

@ktm42080 3 жыл бұрын

Darn. I never heard of fried bread before and now I have to have some. Biscuits and gravy in southern West Virginia/Kentucky is fabulous.

@Emajanashun 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of southern “accent” I talk with daily and all the amazing sounding foood I think living up in the east coast of Canada was not where I was meant to be!

@patriciastewart2537 3 жыл бұрын

Every day videos! Thank you!

@melaniecravens7240 3 жыл бұрын

Love cracker barrel grits with salt butter so good. Southern food is the bomb.

@Nomadistar 3 жыл бұрын

Grits Jim! Grits! Yeah, I can't get into them either & I am from TX.

@standupp7147 3 жыл бұрын

Fry bread is the bomb.

@Tiaffo 3 жыл бұрын

Jim... There's a Biscuits and CHOCOLATE GRAVY...

@joshapple6905 3 жыл бұрын

WHAT? Really?

@rosemarie6545 3 жыл бұрын

Jim, I stumbled upon Troop Zero tonight on Amazon Prime. What a great movie, i had to quit watching news and current events, too depressing. I needed something sweet and heartwarming and Troop Zero certainly delivered. I didn’t even know you were in it, kudos for good acting skills, Boss Man!

@darlahenri8095 2 жыл бұрын

So true.....thxs

@carolkeener995 2 жыл бұрын

And for my next wedding, I will be serving biscuits with a gravy fountain! Forget chocolate!

@michaelgill2105 3 жыл бұрын

Biscuits and Gravy is the breakfast of Champions

@creekandseminole 3 жыл бұрын

Southern food is sooooo good.

@shanicechailleepoitra6297 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAH fry bread, what us Rez kids grew up eating 😂

@hannahhiatt7188 3 жыл бұрын

Fry bread is the best, in Arizona. In Utah they are called scones and its just honey and powdered sugar

@cypressarea 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your great family Humor.And yes I am Cajun and Catholic with a very large family.

@AhhhTube 3 жыл бұрын

Priceless! Love biscuits and gravy, but I think they are pretty much illegal up here in Canada. They don't think we can handle it somehow. But there is fry bread up north which is a native Canadian dish...yum!

@scottthomas6682 3 жыл бұрын

Very hilarious routine

@laurajames5774 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh everyday!

@mariaacevedo6485 3 жыл бұрын

Unhealthy food is delicious 😋

@joshapple6905 3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is my freind.

@altitudeiseverything3163 3 жыл бұрын

It isn’t once you’re used to eating only healthy food. Then it tastes disgusting!

@joshapple6905 6 ай бұрын

@@altitudeiseverything3163 Eating anything in moderation is way to go.

@pamelajordan2890 2 жыл бұрын

My parents and family came from Oklahoma during the dust bowl. Grew and grew and raised there own food I wish I had some of that food now.❤️😋

@judeirwin2222 3 жыл бұрын

The 'fried bread' he refers to in the Southwest is probably a traditional American Indian dough that's more like a non-sweet doughnut than actual bread fried. However, I can recommend taking an artisanal bread (white or dark), slicing, frying in butter in a pan on both sides till crisp. Excellent with breakfast, or as the base for a toastie - say xcheese, ham on top of thet and then a big slice of ripe tomato or some tangy pineapple chutney to finish. Yum.

@stephaniewiggins9987 3 жыл бұрын

No, ours is actually fried white bread, in a skillet with butter/margarine and syrup poured on it or sausage gravy.

@keithjrisk 3 жыл бұрын

After I finally find somebody with some weed at the party, I get the munchies for some FRY BREAD!

@randybeans1984 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Lousiana and this had me in stitches

@38LiveBait 3 жыл бұрын

Love grits for breakfast... with butter and sugar. Yum! :)

@geminiecricket4798 3 жыл бұрын

Suz S BUTTER IS THE WAY TO GO!

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 жыл бұрын

You know SUGAR DONT BELONG IN GRITS! LOL

@joylynne1343 8 ай бұрын

So Good ...! More Jim Gaffigan ... Making me LAUGH Again ... And again ... And again ... A miracle! 😂🤣😂 TY!!! (It's definitely the biscuits and gravy! 🤣😂🤣)

@geminiecricket4798 3 жыл бұрын

Fry Bread is Native American. My husband is a Native. It is sold to help with funding for the Sherman High School in So Cal. Enjoy in moderation !

@eggdaily Жыл бұрын

cornbread be hitting different at 3 am

@johnbeardshall2898 3 жыл бұрын

up here in canada fried bread is called banic which is native American and dam good with jam

@darrenmacqueen9884 3 жыл бұрын

And you were hard on us Canadians for our poutine! See, we aren't that bad. lol

@JonwithnoH0823 2 жыл бұрын

Chicken and waffles started by workers who got off their graveyard shift when it was too late for dinner but too early for breakfast so they decided to have both

@sirtalkalotdoolittle 3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah? Well, I live 30 miles from the Gulf of Mexico...which I haven't even seen in the better part of a year. The only thing that keeps me going is the gravy -- it's not just for biscuits anymore. Thank you for the video.

@waldo9498 3 жыл бұрын

Elephant ears and bear claws 😊

@thejdab4129 3 жыл бұрын

I was eating biscuits while watching this...

@Endymion766 3 жыл бұрын

I've had the chicken and heroine, and it just doesn't compare to chicken and waffles.

@oneshotme 3 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

@jimgaffigan 3 жыл бұрын

Much appreciated

@phillipians4137 3 жыл бұрын

Biscuits and gravy with bacon and sausage and eggs, maybe some pancakes with coke. Btw every soda drink is called coke not pop or soda.

@lawrencecann532 3 жыл бұрын

You are one of my funniest people ever. Thanks

@eventwice1981 3 жыл бұрын

I heard the whole chicken and waffle thing started with musicians down south going to places after gigs and the only thing the diners or whatever had left was usually fried chicken and waffles.