As I was listening to this I asked myself “ in real life, what kind of woman would sit down for 45 minutes and listen to Carl?” 😂 Me, I just did

“you look very young and firm” MARY I CAN’T 😂😂

“They’re not playing hard to get, they just aren’t interested.” 😂😂😂

Im giggling out loud. I gotta press pause on this gem of a video for the evening!!! Relaxing, but I just can’t keep from giggling. Oh Carl. Thank you for these. So very needed during this time. Hope you and your family are staying so safe🤍

Carl is the most obnoxious yet most relaxing individual out there, I love his obliviously self-centered personality. 😂 I’d like to see him go to the pharmacy and pick up his mom’s prescriptions and hold up the line with his monologues!

Carl is like the weird uncle that always has something to say 🤣

Next pleeeease a gossip in the Office with eating sounds they are my fav🤩🤩

"I don't see a ring on your finger... that's good for me. You have boyfriend? I don't see him." Ahahaha this was hilarious!!

Carl offering to mansplain to you for the rest of your life, how romantic

I like to imagine that the first time someone flirts with Carl he's just completely oblivious to it

I was actually thinking about Carl and the girl he wanted to surprise in the library with the gifts he wrapped last time lol 😂

"Carl-esterol" had me WEAK😂😂

Ok, I can’t take this anymore. Carl, I will take one for the team and be your Valentines date to Olive Garden. I have some stipulations. You can’t have my phone number, you can’t come get me, I’ll meet you there. And no, you can’t follow me home to make sure I got there. Hey Mayors girlfriend, you owe me.....

“Get your head out of the gutter, but don’t be afraid to put it there later” Carl just has a way with words 🤌🏽

Could listen to him ramble for days. IRL Carl would be a different story. 😂

Carl needs Harvest in his life. 😌 They can save the environment together.

Never been so relaxed while someone called my body “firm” 😂😂😂😂

Sounds like Carl wants the mayor of Nathanville to be his Valentine. 💘😉

Who doesn’t love Carl!😂😍

"It's a holiday based on St. Valentine, who I think was an employee of CVS... " LOL😂😂 I just love all your fabulous characters!

43:07 "Now you gotta remember, y'know, if you have a birthday... Do you have a birthday???" Nice!

"I think you're worth at least $10" LOL I love Carl!!

These videos are so comforting, thank you Mary!

Carl reminds me of a character from a Stephen King novel 😂

It’s Carl! Bless your heart.

The type of guy that hits on everyone and anyone

Oh...and "don't throw your panties on the stairs" is the best expression I've heard in a long time! 😂😂😂

Thanks Carl... it’s my first time wearing a turtleneck and I’m not quite sure about it. 🥰

We have to meet Carl’s mother

I’m starting to feel bad for Carl! He’s trying so hard to find a lady. I wonder if Charity would be interested if he won the lottery.

Rewatching this and one of my favourite lines is “when mother poured my cereal this morning”

I don't know what this says about me, but Carl is officially my favorite of your characters. You're the best, Mary!

You have outdone yourself. This is the most "Carl" of all your Carl role plays. Creepy from beginning to end. Is Carl Gertrudes grand son? I got total, "I'm going to take you home and lock you in the basement," vibes. 😐😕

I don't think I'll ever get enough of Carl XD You're the best, Mary

Carl! Good to see ya! 🤣 Edit:"Love Beam " How did Carl get his vocabulary?! 🤣🤣

Mary, KZfaq needs to have an Oscars, and you need to win it because I don't know how you can do this with a straight face

I wanna see Carl go on a date, maybe he snagged someone from Tinder lol 🤣 I love him! Love you, Mary! You're creative vision and acting skills amaze me.

This is so funny but If I knew this man in real life, I would avoid him like the plague. The way he mansplains and speaks and omgmgmgogm I'm CRYING 😂😂 Carl is so annoying I love it

I love how Carl explains everything like he's showing it to a 3 year old c,: it's strangely charming, granted not in the way he'd like haha

Lol!!! Carl is like a character from "The Office": many times you want to look away in cringy embarrassment but you just can't because it's so funny! 🤣

~weird, borderline compliments like "you look very young and firm" ~"it's kind of cute that you would lie just to play hard to get"....refuses to believe you or accept a no ~absolute worst quality mansplaining ~brags about common behaviors ~telling you about the other people he's been pursuing, like you and these people are consumable objects, and interchangable like lego blocks ~describing being in a relationship that was clearly NOT A RELATIONSHIP ~is banned from going someplace ~alternating between praising and devaluing your appearance and value as a person ~indicating off the bat that he has absolutely no ambition in life ~very entangled with a mother he hates Carl videos are allways SPOT 👏ON 👏 with the kinds of comments that set off red flags and loud internal sirens.

Did I hear Carl say the mayor looks like he was sculpted out of cream cheese or did I imagine that? lol

What if Mary suffers from multiple personality disorder and we're just sitting here laughing at the personalities. 😶 Whoa! 😆

Yay Carls strikes again

YES! I was JUST thinking about how I needed a Carl video. This couldn’t have come at a better time!! 💗

Happy Valentine's Day Carl❤

"Hello Carl, hope you're okay. We have to take Peanut to the vet, we caught her licking grandpa's goosefat soap, AGAIN. Dumb cat enjoys it more than he does." Thank you for bringing such a fun character to life in ASMR 😄

Oh, oh, oh ... what if Carl's mother finds a "sparkly friend" and gets married and runs off to Shady Acres. Mary, your characters are the best!

I swear Mary! The way Carl explains some things, it reminds me of my uncle!!! LOL!

I would die if Carl pulled out designer clothes/bags, jewelry... Maybe he would have stolen them and would have to be interrogated by police 😂😂

Carl is such a LEGEND! ❤

Yessss 😊😊 he is so hilarious 😆 thank you.

Oh dear, the Carl character cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time, LOL! BTW, St Valentine was a Roman Christian who was imprisoned for exhorting Christians to marry, which was deemed to be a distraction for Roman soldiers. He wrote letters to his followers before he was executed, signed "your Valentine".

Lol love this character

Now why do I love that croc owl purse!!😄❤

I love your role plays. I really feel involved and it takes my mind off of things! 😴😍

Carl and the grumpy librarian are my favorite characters by far. I click so fast whenever I see a new video featuring either of them 😂

Poor Carl. I do love his persistence. I think it’s going to pay off one day. He needs to try his luck at the Shady Acres once he admits mama. He could romance and visit mama at the same time.

carl has gotta be my favorite character 😭

I just lolled so hard when I saw this pop up. Can't wait 🤣🤣🤣

Carl is my valentine this year.❤

Oh Carl.....my heart!!❤ lol

oh, mary 😂 carl reeeally reminds me of owen wilson for some odd reason .... a creepier, more senile version.....

Happy Valentines Day, Carl 🥰🥰😋

24:09 oh wow, Carl reaching deep for the QVC sales techniques

Mary they should be casting you in 🎥, you are soo good at this lol❤🤘

I feel like Carl’s mother did some lasting damage to him. 😂

Yaaaaay here he is! 😄

Brilliant Mary, just brilliant again! Always looking forward to Carl, u excell in that🥰

Oh Carl lovely Carl

Oml i love that accent 😍

I hope we get a New Valentines Day Carl edition this year❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mary your wonderful this is my very first time commenting on your videos by far these are my favorite ones but real talk shoot I love them all

I need an interaction between carl and the creepy coworker character.... They're both just so creepy ... It would be so funny to see him meet his match!

It's okay Carl... My box barely closes too

I absolutely love your roll plays

Oh , thank you so much for Carl getting ready for Valentines Day! He for sure knows how to pull it off!! Thank you again Mary!!! He’s my favorite!!! You’re my favorite!! Hugs hon!! 🤗💕🤗💕🤗💕🤗 That purse!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Looks like a shoe at the bottom. 😂🤣😂

😂 I love the Steel Magnolias reference!

I remember Six Million Dollar Man, I grew up with that show

"Swap spit or any other fluids" LOL, TMI perhaps?

Mary, that was just brilliant. LMAO right now! Great job...👍🏻

Adds to list of standards for a partner : must look like they are carved out of cream cheese ✔

Who wouldn't want Carl as a partner, when he comes with all those lovely gifts? 😆

Just love all your characters I think you do carl so well Because you definitely understand how mens minds work Also we all know how beautiful you are Mary even when you are doing carl it shines through But this is so good and so funny

Oh man I had a good chuckle trying to sleep such good content 🤣🤣🤣 hahaha

YESSSSS!!! Thank you Mary! xx

I need to see a Carl as the receipt checker at Costco vid🙏🙏🙏you’re my goat frrr keep killing it

I grew up watching Six Million Dollar man. I don’t hold with Valentines Day, it’s just commercial hype. I refuse plastic bags as well, I bring my own

Yay new video!

Hey its Carl. I have missed you. Right before bedtime. Goodie. I am laughing my butt off with tears running down my face. Carl you are so funny.

Now this might just be me, but Carl’s starting to sound like Matthew McConaughey at times... 😳 Don’t play with me like that! 😂😂

He said "get your mind out of the gutter, but don't be afraid to put it in later 😉" THIS MAN IS A CLOWN! 😂😂😂

Hilarious! How do you do this without laughing and using multiple takes?

Lol Carl! I must say, Carl has beautiful nails! 😂💅 Great RP girl, love your vids! 😘🥰

Carl!! 🤣

Thank you Mary 💜💜💜

Yeah! New video:)

I love you Carl. You keep me laughing my butt off. 🤣😆😂😄😘

That shirt is a little snazzy for Carl. I think it looks good on you, Mary. Thank you for continuing to give us the gift of Carl.

Oh my gosh a Shady Nursing home role play next please please please 😍😍😍😂!!!

I'd like to shake your hand haha, where have I herd that ✈