i swear ive seen this joke before but i cant remember where? or my brain is combining 2 jokes
@Spac3zy_Pr0t0g3n2 ай бұрын
Two jokes for the price of one
@Medic_the_sensei2 ай бұрын
Your doing good lad
@Venezuela4l3comx2 ай бұрын
Hello
@Wallda_252 ай бұрын
Maybe you thought of: Kobold: "look what i can do! Narrator: "The kobold concentrates really hard. As you look up you see the sun explode* Dramatic orchestra plays. This feels like a sequel to that now that i think about it.
@26th_Primarch2 ай бұрын
Kaldor Draigo
@to_ots97012 ай бұрын
Now that's a spicy meatball!!
@Girlkisser_the_cat2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
a bit too spicy if im being honest
@C0RProtogen2 ай бұрын
Best reference ever
@to_ots97012 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 Lol, so true 🦦 🌞
@michailas8282 ай бұрын
5800 degrees kelvin
@thexdfacedgamer23062 ай бұрын
*_The sun was and still is, a very deadly lazer..._*
@Su-33-27K2 ай бұрын
Not anymore there’s a blanket
@StarFox5142 ай бұрын
What? The Kobold was hungry and wanted a little snack.
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
just a small snack
@Chip105912 ай бұрын
Just a _light_ snack.
@kylojax64982 ай бұрын
Well I guess he was *bright* enough to find one.
@Jacktheprimecollector2 ай бұрын
Snack very light
@zaki_fl2 ай бұрын
just a little treat
@Parciwal_Gaming2 ай бұрын
Random, nonsensical and stupid. I LOVE IT!!
@DarzTheGuy2 ай бұрын
that dumb dragon stole my snack man
@crow31902 ай бұрын
It’s too smol to be a dragon
@LeviathanFullmetal2 ай бұрын
V word the sun
@siveth31662 ай бұрын
he vored the sun
@dragonborn.k2 ай бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@PageWrong2 ай бұрын
Vaccine the sun??? Oh wait OH
@SmoothCriminal692 ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
@-cheerio-2 ай бұрын
me when the sun gets vored:
@elecmagpulse73852 ай бұрын
Bro thinks he’s Sköll, son of Fenrir, prophesied to catch and devour the sun at the coming of Ragnarök.
@Gamer_duck_alt2 ай бұрын
Now I eat moon?
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
no i called dibs
@FEELZ_SHARD2 ай бұрын
Das a lotta cheese
@kippaaviayas63202 ай бұрын
If you get the moon I want dibs on Mars then.
@notabryan39372 ай бұрын
No. However, WE SHALL STEAL THE MOON!
@Gamer_duck_alt2 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1Aw :(
@riever14232 ай бұрын
Hey, why is the sun so bright toda- OH GOD!
@school_projects2 ай бұрын
He always seems to die in a video, then be reincarated to just then die again
@anubiswerelupe2 ай бұрын
You eated the Sun? Who do you think you are, Fenrir?
@Time_keeper892 ай бұрын
"The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand"
@phantomsaysstuff2 ай бұрын
the toaster has been toasted
@Yo_llama_112 ай бұрын
POV summers in Texas
@chaozgaming85652 ай бұрын
"A kobold runs up to you, and shouts *'Look what I can do!'* and as the kobold begins to concentrate, you look up at the sky in horror and realize the sun is starting to explode."
@Daxyl2 ай бұрын
As a kobold I can confirm. Sometimes we get really hungy!
@eliasharris93492 ай бұрын
this explains Texas weather
@jordanerving37832 ай бұрын
bro managed eat the sun. Purple.
@Dinoo42 ай бұрын
sowwy tis was crunchy
@spysynth2 ай бұрын
“Here comes the sun… Do do do do”
@Chill_chileno252 ай бұрын
Explains why I see a giant light on the ground in Chile
@ghostly_actor23552 ай бұрын
sun baked toaster
@eduardostapenko68082 ай бұрын
The toaster got toasted
@funnisilly2 ай бұрын
i love eateding things
@Elden_the_wolf2 ай бұрын
Now eat the universe
@C0RProtogen2 ай бұрын
Vexoria the Sun Eater be like:
@minerofsorts2 ай бұрын
Hi burple
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
He wont respond
@Furygt.2 ай бұрын
Amazing vid as always
@christopherravenstein85972 ай бұрын
Sisyphus when he uses “This Will Hurt”
@Curious53682 ай бұрын
Not that's a Hyperbeam!
@michailas8282 ай бұрын
average day on your local furry media website
@Ribbons0121R1212 ай бұрын
“S---o---r---r---y---w---o--o--0---s” -arirals after turning off the suns light switch for a minute
@aydeeaychdee2 ай бұрын
Kaldor Draigo finally has some competition in a sun eating contest
@Osmic_Ugo2 ай бұрын
Eh, its just a medium class G2 V star, you'll be fine
@cyber929432 ай бұрын
Hmmm
@vckx929232 ай бұрын
If the Sun were to suddenly disappear, the consequences for Earth and the entire solar system would be catastrophic. Here's a rough outline of what would happen: Immediate Darkness: Earth would be engulfed in darkness, as the primary source of light disappears. The absence of sunlight would lead to an immediate drop in temperature. Freezing Temperatures: Without the Sun's heat, temperatures on Earth would plummet rapidly. Within a week, the average temperature on the surface would drop below freezing, causing water to freeze and making survival extremely difficult for most life forms. Loss of Atmosphere: The absence of the Sun's gravity would weaken the hold that Earth has on its atmosphere. Over time, the atmosphere would start to dissipate into space, leaving Earth vulnerable to cosmic radiation and other harmful space phenomena. Ecological Collapse: The disruption of the food chain would lead to mass extinction. Photosynthesis, which is crucial for most plant life, would cease, leading to the death of plants and, subsequently, the animals that depend on them for food. End of Life on Earth: Ultimately, without the Sun, Earth would become a cold, dark, lifeless world. Any surviving life forms would likely be extremophiles living deep underground or in other extreme environments. well the video so logic
@GrayMonke_YEEPS2 ай бұрын
CaseOh's light snack
@Red_F0x2612 ай бұрын
What did it taste like we must know
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
it was a bit hot tbh
@Red_F0x2612 ай бұрын
@genericpurpleprotogen1 but that's a temperature not a taste
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
hot as in spicy
@Red_F0x2612 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 ohhhhh that makes sense
@thesolardude2 ай бұрын
Hate to be a nerd but here we go… ERM, ACTUALLY SINCE THE SUN IS MAINLY MADE OF HYDROGEN IONS, IT WOULD JUST BE PURE SOUR AND WOULD PROBABLY BE SO SOUR THAT YOUR TASTEBUDS WOULD GO NUMB AND YOU WOULDN’T TASTE ANYTHING!!1!11!!1! I am so sorry but I had to
@TheFluffyWendigo2 ай бұрын
Singularity
@metalclawsteelheart2 ай бұрын
... idk if I smoked too much catnip or not enough catnip...
@DRAMAnSkribblio2 ай бұрын
"subscribe for more toasters" also the video shows a PURPLE TOASTER instead of a NORMAL TOASTER
@Theorginaldoritosfan2 ай бұрын
Bro was about to get his mouth melted
@brainy-stew2132 ай бұрын
Why does this looks like a anime
@Spac3zy_Pr0t0g3n2 ай бұрын
Ah yes S U N
@Girlkisser_the_cat2 ай бұрын
Lol
@Ramblyyy2 ай бұрын
Avarage purple experience
@arandomusername62302 ай бұрын
feed a man a fish, you feed him for a day. feed a man the sun and you feed him for a lifetime
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
selfishness
@findletonАй бұрын
I never heard you scream like that lol
@LufthansaAirwaysАй бұрын
Sowwy I eated your *RAM STORAGE UNIT*
@TheTerrarianYT2 ай бұрын
Eyyy that was for my soup
@romeo-00162 ай бұрын
Im sure you said it at some point but i need to know fellow proto, what army/armies do you play?
@felipestaudt46012 ай бұрын
This scene happens on some rpg sections???
@Syntharistheproto2 ай бұрын
Grilled cheese
@christopherravenstein85972 ай бұрын
W h a t
@Revon-Feuer2 ай бұрын
"W- what??"
@Girlkisser_the_cat2 ай бұрын
Not grilled cheese but cat food
@LufthansaAirways2 ай бұрын
This is funny
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
If this is funny for you that means you never see polish memes
@aaronfender87842 ай бұрын
Hello little Kobold would like like to talk about our lord and savior the Omnissia?
@genericpurpleprotogen12 ай бұрын
i dont think he has enough braincells to even say that word
@aaronfender87842 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 i feel like he would just be a hazard around a skitari.
@gnarpr2 ай бұрын
Very hot and now we need to not die from it
@thesolardude2 ай бұрын
Ultra necrozma moment
@FrostedFury12 ай бұрын
I uh scared of the kobolds
@enderslime20902 ай бұрын
A mini Godzilla
@WindowsXP2782 ай бұрын
Here comes the sun
@alyxgraff91212 ай бұрын
How did a tiny Kobld eat a giant ball of burning hot gas & didn't immediately implode?
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
I have the Same question
@TheMcHunter2 ай бұрын
if the whole sun fit in that little guy then it would create a black hole that would take everything and Earth with it. also, no way you live somewhere other than around a big city with cool temps in a place like Texas
@potionmaster1002 ай бұрын
under one hour gang
@Rad1ation2 ай бұрын
Sowwy 👉👈(◞‸◟ㆀ)
@StrumpanzerGaming9532 ай бұрын
bro got the japan treatment 💀
@TeaMilk12 ай бұрын
Kamehame ha ha ha ha
@youngmoney21222 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Puro_latex_wolf2 ай бұрын
Lmafo
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
Puro is state of mind He is fascinated about humans But if you dont say thank you one time he decides to transfur the last human on the world
@Aubrin2 ай бұрын
*burp*
@jasperoles72552 ай бұрын
If creator likes I will say to my crush I like them
@Domiluke2 ай бұрын
UwU
@Maksenix2 ай бұрын
AAAAaaaaa....... my eyes... you write this!...
@PurpleApertureCore2 ай бұрын
Toaster
@loganinnityt33372 ай бұрын
it was yummy
@syrup59402 ай бұрын
5-2 be like
@SneaktheWolf2 ай бұрын
Eated the sun lol
@CogtheCat2 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking how to make a fursuit.
@charlesbarker462 ай бұрын
So you mean me as a floofy kobold can eat the sun i guess I know what im going to do
@Centoxgamer2 ай бұрын
Hi and first
@Phayze_theprotogen2 ай бұрын
*saps your protogen*
@firecrystal26922 ай бұрын
Fist
@eatingsockswithbacon29962 ай бұрын
EPIC RAP BATTLE PURPLE THE PROTOGEN VS. THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN