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[Space Station 13] Joey Petunia: License to KILL (Traitor vs Cult)

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Melbert

Melbert

Күн бұрын

Music is mostly from Domina and Dusk.
00:00 Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens
3:33 Domina - Boom / Jason / Or Walking out of Hell One Step at a Time
6:47 Domina - Gladius
12:17 Domina - Ruiner
16:11 Dusk - Keepers of the Gate

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@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
This one's a bit of a departure from what I normally do. Next one may be something silly(?).
@Sytrath
@Sytrath 2 жыл бұрын
Despite it being a departure, I really enjoyed it! I love these types of videos.
@firewalkwithjuno5421
@firewalkwithjuno5421 2 жыл бұрын
Little late to the show but could you give a short rundown on how that was possible for my new self? I couldn't imagine rampaging over 20 people who should theoretically be able to defend themselves
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
@@firewalkwithjuno5421 - Energy sword. Strong weapon and very good at blocking melee attacks, such as the swords and daggers cultists use. - Hulk. Grants the user immunity to stuns and slowdown from being too damaged, allowing me to continue fighting despite cult's very strong stunning magic. - Stimpack. Injects the user with stimulants, increasing movement speed and providing slight healing, allowing easier dodging and very small passive healing. - Freedom Implant. Gives the user an implant which removes any cuffs around their hands or bolas around their legs on use, only has a few charges. Works well against the powerful Cultist Bola they have. - Contractor Baton. Just a very strong stunning weapon that keeps Cultists away and down. With the lack of damage slowdown, stun immunity, and heightened speed, I was able to effectively hit and run the cultists, taking a few out then retreating to heal myself with Sutures.
@Coecoo
@Coecoo 2 жыл бұрын
You gave me a huge deja-vu about the "murderboning isn't allowed without good reason, cult is good reason". Way back, i got perma banned on some TG server for the sole reason of slaughtering cultists as doctor.
@kieranhouliston3065
@kieranhouliston3065 4 ай бұрын
@@Coecoo Thats fucking dumb. I hate TG admins and mods
@Mrfritz590
@Mrfritz590 2 жыл бұрын
Nar'sie: "I have an army!" The Syndicate: "We have a Hulk. With a lightsaber."
@killerhellhound
@killerhellhound 2 жыл бұрын
Joey: I HAVE DRUGS A SWORD AND AM ANGRY
@styks5960
@styks5960 2 жыл бұрын
@@killerhellhound More like mutated to perfection and also really angry slicing heads with an e-sword
@aaronji2838
@aaronji2838 2 жыл бұрын
And in the end, the Traitorous Berserker wept for the station could not provide him his glorious death to Valhalla... So the gods accepted his demand and sent an army to his doorstep for a final battle... "HE STILL TOOK OUT 2 JUGGERNAUTS BUT WE GOT HIM, FINALLY!" wept the army after the fight
@maboi0007
@maboi0007 2 жыл бұрын
A most glorious end to our berserker
@EnergyBurst2
@EnergyBurst2 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was 2 jugs and 1 of the smaller ones shortly after arrival.
@nathanielpaige9378
@nathanielpaige9378 2 жыл бұрын
The mid combat gene pod trapping was absolutely top tier
@portalknight1
@portalknight1 2 жыл бұрын
"Help you buffoon" XDDDD
@copperpolice9650
@copperpolice9650 2 жыл бұрын
"The Doomslayer is not a person, it is, a idea, a lifestyle, a morale of code." "May there be one, O R M A N Y."
@tipoima
@tipoima 2 жыл бұрын
Literally just Doomguy. One angry man exterminating a demonic cult with green a̶r̶m̶o̶r̶ skin and a c̶r̶u̶c̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ lightsaber
@aidegrod
@aidegrod 2 жыл бұрын
So much robustness. This is that rambo in ss13 setting would look like)
@hafahya6545
@hafahya6545 2 жыл бұрын
@@fivedog2434 more like on MRP anything is possible. Well, anything not fun, fun is banned on MRP
@potatomasher451
@potatomasher451 2 жыл бұрын
Hello my fellow "contractor". Reactive Table armor is the only reason I avoided becoming another notch in the cultist kill count. Surprised to see the amount of times you almost got dropped and sneaked off just before getting critted to heal.
@00Discourse00
@00Discourse00 2 жыл бұрын
That's where the experience comes in, y'need to know when to run or abandon a fight so you can lick your wounds and come out on top.
@thedragmeme
@thedragmeme 2 жыл бұрын
The cult did NOT listen to me about getting mutadone spray. Smh
@zueksharpslit2760
@zueksharpslit2760 2 жыл бұрын
You were the only one he spared
@thedragmeme
@thedragmeme 2 жыл бұрын
@@zueksharpslit2760 If by "spared" you mean left in hard crit and then dying, then yes.
@zueksharpslit2760
@zueksharpslit2760 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedragmeme Rest were decapped and or disembowled.
@thedragmeme
@thedragmeme 2 жыл бұрын
@@zueksharpslit2760 *shrug. I sure as fuck died though
@MrCairo283
@MrCairo283 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is you.
@DirkMcBlade
@DirkMcBlade 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty interesting that the AI was cool with a non-human hulk killing the human cultists, I'm assuming there was a law change at some point? Also somewhat sad how many cultists didn't know you can't stun hulks. That was a lot of fuu ma'jins.
@AncientShotgun
@AncientShotgun 2 жыл бұрын
Sec can't validhunt when they're all dead lol. The AI got away with an ooc decision there.
@RandomPerson0646
@RandomPerson0646 2 жыл бұрын
Cult isn't crew when they have the Halos
@DirkMcBlade
@DirkMcBlade 2 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson0646 TG station ASIMOVs are humans, not crew.
@XiaoYueMao
@XiaoYueMao 2 жыл бұрын
AI did care. but he couldn't do anything. people act like the AI is omnipotent, it isnt. its literally the weakest thing anyone can be, without borgs the AI literally cant stop you, and even with borgs its piss easy to ignore.
@DirkMcBlade
@DirkMcBlade 2 жыл бұрын
@@XiaoYueMao It could try bolting or shocking doors, but yes its options are limited
@MeMe-og5tn
@MeMe-og5tn 2 жыл бұрын
The way you shoved that dude into the Genetics pod mid scuffle was amazing. Real action move shit.
@mr.sketser1468
@mr.sketser1468 5 ай бұрын
that was some jackie chan shit😭
@keyabrade1861
@keyabrade1861 Жыл бұрын
11:51 They scream your name - not for your attention, but to warn their compatriots of what's coming for them. 14:15 and 14:25 : "JOEY! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE! PLEASE!" "There _is_ no mercy." Also, the imagery of a blood-soaked berserker running around screaming "KILL ME!" as they hack the people who are trying to kill them into pieces is...something. You even killed 2 out of the 5 constructs sent after you, holy crap.
@ouroborus1138
@ouroborus1138 2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, I remember this, the last 10 minutes were just ghosts ranting about how hulk blocking cult stuns would probably get nerfed a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶-̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶e̶x̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶1̶4̶:̶5̶0̶
@claustrophobicmole867
@claustrophobicmole867 2 жыл бұрын
cult fans on suicide watch
@thedragmeme
@thedragmeme 2 жыл бұрын
What do they mean I fucking died Edit: I was left in hardcrit and ended up dying. So he did in fact kill me. I SPECIFICALLY told the cult Melbert was gonna steamroll us and NONE of them believed me
@MrRavellon
@MrRavellon 2 жыл бұрын
Skill issue. If you can't kill the hulk in combat, suicide bomb him with water+potass nade. Or use mutadone+frost oil spray (it's icemoon, you can grind the peppers). Make a toxin bomb. Basically, git gud
@Athanei
@Athanei 2 жыл бұрын
Spacemen will sing tales of Melbertian robustitude for decades to come.
@Plythios
@Plythios 2 жыл бұрын
Very doomslayer of you melbert. I'm impressed. Commission more Smells-the-roses art.
@claustrophobicmole867
@claustrophobicmole867 2 жыл бұрын
strongest cult fan vs weakest syndicate wagie
@bestaround0
@bestaround0 2 жыл бұрын
POV Absolute Chad destroys doomsday cult threatening to enslave humanity in an hour with a sword and green skin
@Laughing_Dragon
@Laughing_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking christ this was amazing. I feel like you could LITERALLY take on a whole station by yourself if you were allowed to, with preparation XD!
@rustyshackleford1508
@rustyshackleford1508 2 жыл бұрын
He does so on the regular
@oxotnak
@oxotnak 2 жыл бұрын
When Melbert uploads a robust time i feel happiness, at least a little
@user-ok1eo5oi8s
@user-ok1eo5oi8s 2 жыл бұрын
If you had a supply of Salicylic acid pills, you would be immortal. It's a good idea to steal a hand-held teleporter and jump to the lighthouse where medicine is prepared. By the way, I didn't know that an implant can reset the pain. I'm surprised there wasn't a single cyborg cleaner. He could wash away all the runes and greatly interfere with their plans... A monster! Which I want to keep on my side))
@MrNight-dg1ug
@MrNight-dg1ug 2 жыл бұрын
What implant resets pain? You mean an implanted pill with miner's salve?
@user-ok1eo5oi8s
@user-ok1eo5oi8s 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrNight-dg1ug I meant "bola". The translator screwed up)
@raideurng2508
@raideurng2508 2 жыл бұрын
*_In His ravenous hatred He found no peace; and with boiling blood He scoured the darkened station seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged Him; and those who tasted the bite of His sword named Him..._* *_Joey Petunia_*
@daydreamiq
@daydreamiq 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you got round to uploading this one cause it was an absolute treat to watch go down even if I died horribly at your hand
@suppermike777
@suppermike777 Жыл бұрын
I remember regretting trying to take a tool belt that was rightfully Joey's once, this checks out.
@valeriesteel90
@valeriesteel90 8 ай бұрын
late to the party, but MAN, it's nice seeing blood-cult get their asses so thoroughly handed to them by one guy.
@Silver-Rexy
@Silver-Rexy 2 жыл бұрын
So Ruiner gets around apparently lol. It was planned to be in one game but something happened and the project fell through, then it was put into Lethal League Blaze, and then apparently Domina! It's a great song and the artist is bignic!
@Sir_Oblivious
@Sir_Oblivious 2 жыл бұрын
15:54 Honestly... better way for me to go than most of the ways i've died in ss13. Still hilarious that I had the spare captain id code. Fun fact: RD doesnt start mindshielded yet still has command access. This includes spawning with the captain's spare ID code.
@00Discourse00
@00Discourse00 2 жыл бұрын
Joey, Joey, Joey... Just beautiful.
@Sir_Ninonino
@Sir_Ninonino 2 жыл бұрын
Holy DAMN! What a game, what an end, and what funny and glorious reactions at the end by those spectating your rage!
@purpleninja102
@purpleninja102 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing DUSK music... I am ascending to a higher level. Also, was the "Before I continue" there as a disclaimer that this killstreak would be impossible without cult, or was there something more to it?
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
On /tg/station Manuel, if I was just rampaging through normal crewmembers I'd get in trouble. As they were ascended cultists it was fine.
@purpleninja102
@purpleninja102 2 жыл бұрын
@@MelbertSS13 I figured that was the case, love your stuff!
@khlorghaal
@khlorghaal 2 жыл бұрын
what the hell that is the most robust shit i have ever seen
@skymungar
@skymungar 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is joey
@pessimist3954
@pessimist3954 2 жыл бұрын
Против всех исчадий из глубин преисподней.. .Против нечестивцев рода людского... Против легионов мы выставим...Тебя одного. Рви и кромсай, пока силы не иссякнут... (с) Король Новик.
@thearctic7919
@thearctic7919 2 жыл бұрын
When you hear "JOEYY!!!" over the radio, it's probably a good time to leave
@archangelxgt5368
@archangelxgt5368 Жыл бұрын
"...I will send unto them only you"
@vaalintine6148
@vaalintine6148 2 жыл бұрын
What a robust gigachad
@roninschmidt7260
@roninschmidt7260 2 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear.
@tcd2cool
@tcd2cool 2 жыл бұрын
I missed the part where murderboning the cult on Manuel became a problem. You said it would be important later, but I never saw any admin complain. I might have missed it, but could you explain what you meant?
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
The disclaimer was there to say "murderbone is not allowed normally, except a cult that's about to win because cult". It was important because the rest of the video was doing just that. I didn't get in admin trouble.
@tcd2cool
@tcd2cool 2 жыл бұрын
@@MelbertSS13 Oh yeah, kickass. Great work man. I need to learn how to be that robust. I just went from TG to Paradise Station for a few days, and Sec rules with an iron fist there. They will call ERT any time there is a minibomb or if a traitor sneezes.
@jupiterjaeden9163
@jupiterjaeden9163 11 ай бұрын
My best cult slaying rampage was as HOS once (on the same server) and it was 11. Not too shabby for doing it without tot gear... lol
@TrinityTheKitty
@TrinityTheKitty 2 жыл бұрын
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CE WHO WAS SPRAYING THE SM WITH WATER 1:30 ish in chat
@Raizoken0
@Raizoken0 2 жыл бұрын
Joey IS the main character
@zizo2982000
@zizo2982000 2 жыл бұрын
The true Doom Slayer, But in that case, the Nar Slayer..
@ThatOneReinMain
@ThatOneReinMain 2 жыл бұрын
So this is what cargonians dream off
@christianl3314
@christianl3314 2 жыл бұрын
You always make the most wonderful videos. Thank you!
@DSR115
@DSR115 2 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the best rounds to have seen.
@stealth7805
@stealth7805 2 жыл бұрын
local man too robust to die naturally
@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature 2 жыл бұрын
You have a good taste in game music
@ArrancarX5
@ArrancarX5 2 жыл бұрын
Joey: You fucks won't be summoning Nar-Nar Today!
@joemama2737
@joemama2737 2 жыл бұрын
Bout to drop a tactical nuke
@erajorma2540
@erajorma2540 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 That geneticist gave zero fucks, now thats dedication to ones job
@k.silverpoint
@k.silverpoint 2 жыл бұрын
Nanotrasen's finest.
@domenicoradogna839
@domenicoradogna839 2 жыл бұрын
You could had put a counter for how many times they tried to Fu majin you!
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
I was seriously tempted but I didn't want two counters on the screen
@Malos_
@Malos_ Жыл бұрын
loved to have seen the deadchat lol
@thezblah
@thezblah 5 ай бұрын
fun fact sleeping carp redirects their stun back at them
@user-ei6vz3be8g
@user-ei6vz3be8g 2 жыл бұрын
Doom slayer moment
@npswm1314
@npswm1314 2 жыл бұрын
"Here i go killing again."
@nigerian2704
@nigerian2704 Жыл бұрын
Joey Petunia shows speed
@GameNinja13
@GameNinja13 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the scientists at 4:00 Gotta hunt that valid
@SlashTheCupcake
@SlashTheCupcake 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story is, don't let your geneticists become jedi space hulks, or do. it's was really funny to watch.
@mr.sketser1468
@mr.sketser1468 5 ай бұрын
ngl he cooked in this one
@glyphee
@glyphee 2 жыл бұрын
That was amazing to watch!
@billymom2782
@billymom2782 2 жыл бұрын
Would have been real fucking funny if you even beaten that
@spook6700
@spook6700 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video
@anibut8706
@anibut8706 2 жыл бұрын
Basicaly *_You have entered the warzone_*
@Tory-JJ
@Tory-JJ 2 жыл бұрын
I once did a 1v33 cult as traitor miner with just the sword and heriophant lol.
@mr.sketser1468
@mr.sketser1468 5 ай бұрын
hypest moment 13:39
@redlink_2579
@redlink_2579 2 жыл бұрын
When traitor plan to take down the station but there is cultist
@AllahsStrongestSoldier
@AllahsStrongestSoldier 2 жыл бұрын
Servers banning murderbone when you are an antag is dumb as hell
@00Discourse00
@00Discourse00 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, y'gotta defend yourself. That's the key issue, y'know? It really is a bit joyless to be runnin' around when you're an experienced player like Melbert boppin' the entire station, because you can absolutely do that effectively, but unless everyone is aware that they are participating in that game (like you are when you're a member of the cult and he's not) then it's just a blitzkrieg of robust steamrolling people who have no idea what's happening, and are doing their own thing entirely independant of Joey Petunia's Big Day Out. That's not a fun experience for anyone but Joey, whereas if you're an antag and you get caught, killing the people who caught you is entirely reasonable (and accepted by the larger community) because they were aware of you the second they caught you, and if they fail it's on them. This entire problem is really far simpler than people are making it, if you're an antag, HUNT YOUR TARGET/GOAL AND SINCERE IMPEDIMENTS BETWEEN YOU AND THAT TARGET/GOAL, don't hunt the station. Joey is justified in targetting cult, because they are a sincere and impending threat to his greentext. 'Least that's how I've always seen it.
@dvsaleios
@dvsaleios 2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 Counterpoint. Most admemes are too braindead to enforce this shit properly. See fulp and paradise for the ultimate reference. Where if shitcurity is chasing you with shotguns apparently fighting back is murderbone or powergaming.
@AllahsStrongestSoldier
@AllahsStrongestSoldier 2 жыл бұрын
@@dvsaleios Exactly
@MrNight-dg1ug
@MrNight-dg1ug 2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 And you can't do gimmicks that revolve around the entire station, like clown car/tesloose/singulo/other server-eating gimmick (like shooting a rod through the station, severing it)
@ikillstupidcomments
@ikillstupidcomments 2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 It's a lot easier to just deal with egregious murderboning on a case-by-case basis than trust jannies to apply a rule like that consistently and appropriately.
@Lordike3
@Lordike3 2 жыл бұрын
JFC Joey. That was insane. Based as all hell.
@Sarum9nich
@Sarum9nich 2 жыл бұрын
Good guy traitor? Why the crew did not fight you if they know you are a traitor (e-sword)?
@dirttastesbad2590
@dirttastesbad2590 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, do you *really* wanna try to kill the guy thats A: Killing cult and B: *Soloed* said cult
@daydreamiq
@daydreamiq 2 жыл бұрын
Crew tend to ignore traitors when they're on their side against a bigger threat, especially on Manuel
@zzurge1173
@zzurge1173 2 жыл бұрын
Wow those Sci nerds really wanted to die for a locker huh?
@kinnebian
@kinnebian 2 жыл бұрын
damn these uploads comin fast did you have a backlog or smthn
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
I've got a good bit of backlog and i've got more free time recently to go through it
@ocelot3871
@ocelot3871 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is retribution for me and vex targeting you specifically the last time we were cult
@ValoTheBrute
@ValoTheBrute 2 жыл бұрын
why was your screen so dark the entire time? you take eye damage from something?
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 2 жыл бұрын
Gas mask tint? Maybe some other things.
@SugarWolf211
@SugarWolf211 2 жыл бұрын
joey is scary man.... fucking terrifying.
@CanadianWolverine
@CanadianWolverine 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Domina!
@UndyingZombie
@UndyingZombie 2 жыл бұрын
That was a nice slaughter.
@FatherAtomTheProphet
@FatherAtomTheProphet 2 жыл бұрын
Very nice.
@arodreth
@arodreth 2 жыл бұрын
GLORY
@catfoodbob1
@catfoodbob1 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a cult, GOOD THING PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION TO BEGINE WITH.
@serpentwolf5582
@serpentwolf5582 Жыл бұрын
What is tht music at the part your killing all the cultists?
@radman785
@radman785 2 жыл бұрын
Warning the slayer is in the station mortaly impaired please be advised
@MacBeyer
@MacBeyer 2 жыл бұрын
10:56 I think you miscounted on the assistant kill there. Still, well done!
@monba8917
@monba8917 Жыл бұрын
What server are you playing on
@saing2351
@saing2351 2 жыл бұрын
literally doomguy
@darkowl9
@darkowl9 2 жыл бұрын
Waffles for everyone!
@MEL0_YT
@MEL0_YT 9 ай бұрын
Bro really went on religious genocide🗿
@thunderbolt1218
@thunderbolt1218 6 ай бұрын
R O B U S T
@chesterjunior2889
@chesterjunior2889 2 жыл бұрын
Is this server up
@MelbertSS13
@MelbertSS13 Жыл бұрын
yes, it's /tg/ manuel
@viperzz8963
@viperzz8963 2 жыл бұрын
What server is this?
@sweetlandass
@sweetlandass 2 жыл бұрын
What server is this?
@3cm958
@3cm958 2 жыл бұрын
WOW
@killfected7309
@killfected7309 Жыл бұрын
The doom slayer
@microwave791
@microwave791 2 жыл бұрын
based algorithm
@Thetb93
@Thetb93 2 жыл бұрын
hulk hack n slash
@InternetTAB
@InternetTAB 2 жыл бұрын
cult can't stun a hulk? lol
@ro3ger18
@ro3ger18 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing can that is why hulk is one of the best mutations
@csmrookie9600
@csmrookie9600 2 жыл бұрын
hm. Nice.
@angelsisoromero7403
@angelsisoromero7403 2 жыл бұрын
the demond slayer
@villageidiot4782
@villageidiot4782 2 жыл бұрын
joey petunia from revival servers fortnite rp?
@metametang7628
@metametang7628 2 жыл бұрын
(picture a really obvious and shitty doom reference here)
@rispy2667
@rispy2667 2 жыл бұрын
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