Music is mostly from Domina and Dusk. 00:00 Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens 3:33 Domina - Boom / Jason / Or Walking out of Hell One Step at a Time 6:47 Domina - Gladius 12:17 Domina - Ruiner 16:11 Dusk - Keepers of the Gate
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@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
This one's a bit of a departure from what I normally do. Next one may be something silly(?).
@Sytrath2 жыл бұрын
Despite it being a departure, I really enjoyed it! I love these types of videos.
@firewalkwithjuno54212 жыл бұрын
Little late to the show but could you give a short rundown on how that was possible for my new self? I couldn't imagine rampaging over 20 people who should theoretically be able to defend themselves
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
@@firewalkwithjuno5421 - Energy sword. Strong weapon and very good at blocking melee attacks, such as the swords and daggers cultists use. - Hulk. Grants the user immunity to stuns and slowdown from being too damaged, allowing me to continue fighting despite cult's very strong stunning magic. - Stimpack. Injects the user with stimulants, increasing movement speed and providing slight healing, allowing easier dodging and very small passive healing. - Freedom Implant. Gives the user an implant which removes any cuffs around their hands or bolas around their legs on use, only has a few charges. Works well against the powerful Cultist Bola they have. - Contractor Baton. Just a very strong stunning weapon that keeps Cultists away and down. With the lack of damage slowdown, stun immunity, and heightened speed, I was able to effectively hit and run the cultists, taking a few out then retreating to heal myself with Sutures.
@Coecoo2 жыл бұрын
You gave me a huge deja-vu about the "murderboning isn't allowed without good reason, cult is good reason". Way back, i got perma banned on some TG server for the sole reason of slaughtering cultists as doctor.
@kieranhouliston30654 ай бұрын
@@Coecoo Thats fucking dumb. I hate TG admins and mods
@Mrfritz5902 жыл бұрын
Nar'sie: "I have an army!" The Syndicate: "We have a Hulk. With a lightsaber."
@killerhellhound2 жыл бұрын
Joey: I HAVE DRUGS A SWORD AND AM ANGRY
@styks59602 жыл бұрын
@@killerhellhound More like mutated to perfection and also really angry slicing heads with an e-sword
@aaronji28382 жыл бұрын
And in the end, the Traitorous Berserker wept for the station could not provide him his glorious death to Valhalla... So the gods accepted his demand and sent an army to his doorstep for a final battle... "HE STILL TOOK OUT 2 JUGGERNAUTS BUT WE GOT HIM, FINALLY!" wept the army after the fight
@maboi00072 жыл бұрын
A most glorious end to our berserker
@EnergyBurst22 жыл бұрын
I think it was 2 jugs and 1 of the smaller ones shortly after arrival.
@nathanielpaige93782 жыл бұрын
The mid combat gene pod trapping was absolutely top tier
@portalknight12 жыл бұрын
"Help you buffoon" XDDDD
@copperpolice96502 жыл бұрын
"The Doomslayer is not a person, it is, a idea, a lifestyle, a morale of code." "May there be one, O R M A N Y."
@tipoima2 жыл бұрын
Literally just Doomguy. One angry man exterminating a demonic cult with green a̶r̶m̶o̶r̶ skin and a c̶r̶u̶c̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ lightsaber
@aidegrod2 жыл бұрын
So much robustness. This is that rambo in ss13 setting would look like)
@hafahya65452 жыл бұрын
@@fivedog2434 more like on MRP anything is possible. Well, anything not fun, fun is banned on MRP
@potatomasher4512 жыл бұрын
Hello my fellow "contractor". Reactive Table armor is the only reason I avoided becoming another notch in the cultist kill count. Surprised to see the amount of times you almost got dropped and sneaked off just before getting critted to heal.
@00Discourse002 жыл бұрын
That's where the experience comes in, y'need to know when to run or abandon a fight so you can lick your wounds and come out on top.
@thedragmeme2 жыл бұрын
The cult did NOT listen to me about getting mutadone spray. Smh
@zueksharpslit27602 жыл бұрын
You were the only one he spared
@thedragmeme2 жыл бұрын
@@zueksharpslit2760 If by "spared" you mean left in hard crit and then dying, then yes.
@zueksharpslit27602 жыл бұрын
@@thedragmeme Rest were decapped and or disembowled.
@thedragmeme2 жыл бұрын
@@zueksharpslit2760 *shrug. I sure as fuck died though
@MrCairo2832 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is you.
@DirkMcBlade2 жыл бұрын
Pretty interesting that the AI was cool with a non-human hulk killing the human cultists, I'm assuming there was a law change at some point? Also somewhat sad how many cultists didn't know you can't stun hulks. That was a lot of fuu ma'jins.
@AncientShotgun2 жыл бұрын
Sec can't validhunt when they're all dead lol. The AI got away with an ooc decision there.
@RandomPerson06462 жыл бұрын
Cult isn't crew when they have the Halos
@DirkMcBlade2 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson0646 TG station ASIMOVs are humans, not crew.
@XiaoYueMao2 жыл бұрын
AI did care. but he couldn't do anything. people act like the AI is omnipotent, it isnt. its literally the weakest thing anyone can be, without borgs the AI literally cant stop you, and even with borgs its piss easy to ignore.
@DirkMcBlade2 жыл бұрын
@@XiaoYueMao It could try bolting or shocking doors, but yes its options are limited
@MeMe-og5tn2 жыл бұрын
The way you shoved that dude into the Genetics pod mid scuffle was amazing. Real action move shit.
@mr.sketser14685 ай бұрын
that was some jackie chan shit😭
@keyabrade1861 Жыл бұрын
11:51 They scream your name - not for your attention, but to warn their compatriots of what's coming for them. 14:15 and 14:25 : "JOEY! HAVE MERCY! PLEASE! PLEASE!" "There _is_ no mercy." Also, the imagery of a blood-soaked berserker running around screaming "KILL ME!" as they hack the people who are trying to kill them into pieces is...something. You even killed 2 out of the 5 constructs sent after you, holy crap.
@ouroborus11382 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, I remember this, the last 10 minutes were just ghosts ranting about how hulk blocking cult stuns would probably get nerfed a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶-̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶e̶x̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶1̶4̶:̶5̶0̶
@claustrophobicmole8672 жыл бұрын
cult fans on suicide watch
@thedragmeme2 жыл бұрын
What do they mean I fucking died Edit: I was left in hardcrit and ended up dying. So he did in fact kill me. I SPECIFICALLY told the cult Melbert was gonna steamroll us and NONE of them believed me
@MrRavellon2 жыл бұрын
Skill issue. If you can't kill the hulk in combat, suicide bomb him with water+potass nade. Or use mutadone+frost oil spray (it's icemoon, you can grind the peppers). Make a toxin bomb. Basically, git gud
@Athanei2 жыл бұрын
Spacemen will sing tales of Melbertian robustitude for decades to come.
@Plythios2 жыл бұрын
Very doomslayer of you melbert. I'm impressed. Commission more Smells-the-roses art.
@claustrophobicmole8672 жыл бұрын
strongest cult fan vs weakest syndicate wagie
@bestaround02 жыл бұрын
POV Absolute Chad destroys doomsday cult threatening to enslave humanity in an hour with a sword and green skin
@Laughing_Dragon2 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking christ this was amazing. I feel like you could LITERALLY take on a whole station by yourself if you were allowed to, with preparation XD!
@rustyshackleford15082 жыл бұрын
He does so on the regular
@oxotnak2 жыл бұрын
When Melbert uploads a robust time i feel happiness, at least a little
@user-ok1eo5oi8s2 жыл бұрын
If you had a supply of Salicylic acid pills, you would be immortal. It's a good idea to steal a hand-held teleporter and jump to the lighthouse where medicine is prepared. By the way, I didn't know that an implant can reset the pain. I'm surprised there wasn't a single cyborg cleaner. He could wash away all the runes and greatly interfere with their plans... A monster! Which I want to keep on my side))
@MrNight-dg1ug2 жыл бұрын
What implant resets pain? You mean an implanted pill with miner's salve?
@user-ok1eo5oi8s2 жыл бұрын
@@MrNight-dg1ug I meant "bola". The translator screwed up)
@raideurng25082 жыл бұрын
*_In His ravenous hatred He found no peace; and with boiling blood He scoured the darkened station seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged Him; and those who tasted the bite of His sword named Him..._* *_Joey Petunia_*
@daydreamiq2 жыл бұрын
Glad you got round to uploading this one cause it was an absolute treat to watch go down even if I died horribly at your hand
@suppermike777 Жыл бұрын
I remember regretting trying to take a tool belt that was rightfully Joey's once, this checks out.
@valeriesteel908 ай бұрын
late to the party, but MAN, it's nice seeing blood-cult get their asses so thoroughly handed to them by one guy.
@Silver-Rexy2 жыл бұрын
So Ruiner gets around apparently lol. It was planned to be in one game but something happened and the project fell through, then it was put into Lethal League Blaze, and then apparently Domina! It's a great song and the artist is bignic!
@Sir_Oblivious2 жыл бұрын
15:54 Honestly... better way for me to go than most of the ways i've died in ss13. Still hilarious that I had the spare captain id code. Fun fact: RD doesnt start mindshielded yet still has command access. This includes spawning with the captain's spare ID code.
@00Discourse002 жыл бұрын
Joey, Joey, Joey... Just beautiful.
@Sir_Ninonino2 жыл бұрын
Holy DAMN! What a game, what an end, and what funny and glorious reactions at the end by those spectating your rage!
@purpleninja1022 жыл бұрын
Hearing DUSK music... I am ascending to a higher level. Also, was the "Before I continue" there as a disclaimer that this killstreak would be impossible without cult, or was there something more to it?
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
On /tg/station Manuel, if I was just rampaging through normal crewmembers I'd get in trouble. As they were ascended cultists it was fine.
@purpleninja1022 жыл бұрын
@@MelbertSS13 I figured that was the case, love your stuff!
@khlorghaal2 жыл бұрын
what the hell that is the most robust shit i have ever seen
@skymungar2 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is joey
@pessimist39542 жыл бұрын
Против всех исчадий из глубин преисподней.. .Против нечестивцев рода людского... Против легионов мы выставим...Тебя одного. Рви и кромсай, пока силы не иссякнут... (с) Король Новик.
@thearctic79192 жыл бұрын
When you hear "JOEYY!!!" over the radio, it's probably a good time to leave
@archangelxgt5368 Жыл бұрын
"...I will send unto them only you"
@vaalintine61482 жыл бұрын
What a robust gigachad
@roninschmidt72602 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear.
@tcd2cool2 жыл бұрын
I missed the part where murderboning the cult on Manuel became a problem. You said it would be important later, but I never saw any admin complain. I might have missed it, but could you explain what you meant?
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
The disclaimer was there to say "murderbone is not allowed normally, except a cult that's about to win because cult". It was important because the rest of the video was doing just that. I didn't get in admin trouble.
@tcd2cool2 жыл бұрын
@@MelbertSS13 Oh yeah, kickass. Great work man. I need to learn how to be that robust. I just went from TG to Paradise Station for a few days, and Sec rules with an iron fist there. They will call ERT any time there is a minibomb or if a traitor sneezes.
@jupiterjaeden916311 ай бұрын
My best cult slaying rampage was as HOS once (on the same server) and it was 11. Not too shabby for doing it without tot gear... lol
@TrinityTheKitty2 жыл бұрын
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CE WHO WAS SPRAYING THE SM WITH WATER 1:30 ish in chat
@Raizoken02 жыл бұрын
Joey IS the main character
@zizo29820002 жыл бұрын
The true Doom Slayer, But in that case, the Nar Slayer..
@ThatOneReinMain2 жыл бұрын
So this is what cargonians dream off
@christianl33142 жыл бұрын
You always make the most wonderful videos. Thank you!
@DSR1152 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the best rounds to have seen.
@stealth78052 жыл бұрын
local man too robust to die naturally
@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature2 жыл бұрын
You have a good taste in game music
@ArrancarX52 жыл бұрын
Joey: You fucks won't be summoning Nar-Nar Today!
@joemama27372 жыл бұрын
Bout to drop a tactical nuke
@erajorma25402 жыл бұрын
4:00 That geneticist gave zero fucks, now thats dedication to ones job
@k.silverpoint2 жыл бұрын
Nanotrasen's finest.
@domenicoradogna8392 жыл бұрын
You could had put a counter for how many times they tried to Fu majin you!
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
I was seriously tempted but I didn't want two counters on the screen
@Malos_ Жыл бұрын
loved to have seen the deadchat lol
@thezblah5 ай бұрын
fun fact sleeping carp redirects their stun back at them
@user-ei6vz3be8g2 жыл бұрын
Doom slayer moment
@npswm13142 жыл бұрын
"Here i go killing again."
@nigerian2704 Жыл бұрын
Joey Petunia shows speed
@GameNinja132 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the scientists at 4:00 Gotta hunt that valid
@SlashTheCupcake2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story is, don't let your geneticists become jedi space hulks, or do. it's was really funny to watch.
@mr.sketser14685 ай бұрын
ngl he cooked in this one
@glyphee2 жыл бұрын
That was amazing to watch!
@billymom27822 жыл бұрын
Would have been real fucking funny if you even beaten that
@spook67002 жыл бұрын
Another great video
@anibut87062 жыл бұрын
Basicaly *_You have entered the warzone_*
@Tory-JJ2 жыл бұрын
I once did a 1v33 cult as traitor miner with just the sword and heriophant lol.
@mr.sketser14685 ай бұрын
hypest moment 13:39
@redlink_25792 жыл бұрын
When traitor plan to take down the station but there is cultist
@AllahsStrongestSoldier2 жыл бұрын
Servers banning murderbone when you are an antag is dumb as hell
@00Discourse002 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, y'gotta defend yourself. That's the key issue, y'know? It really is a bit joyless to be runnin' around when you're an experienced player like Melbert boppin' the entire station, because you can absolutely do that effectively, but unless everyone is aware that they are participating in that game (like you are when you're a member of the cult and he's not) then it's just a blitzkrieg of robust steamrolling people who have no idea what's happening, and are doing their own thing entirely independant of Joey Petunia's Big Day Out. That's not a fun experience for anyone but Joey, whereas if you're an antag and you get caught, killing the people who caught you is entirely reasonable (and accepted by the larger community) because they were aware of you the second they caught you, and if they fail it's on them. This entire problem is really far simpler than people are making it, if you're an antag, HUNT YOUR TARGET/GOAL AND SINCERE IMPEDIMENTS BETWEEN YOU AND THAT TARGET/GOAL, don't hunt the station. Joey is justified in targetting cult, because they are a sincere and impending threat to his greentext. 'Least that's how I've always seen it.
@dvsaleios2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 Counterpoint. Most admemes are too braindead to enforce this shit properly. See fulp and paradise for the ultimate reference. Where if shitcurity is chasing you with shotguns apparently fighting back is murderbone or powergaming.
@AllahsStrongestSoldier2 жыл бұрын
@@dvsaleios Exactly
@MrNight-dg1ug2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 And you can't do gimmicks that revolve around the entire station, like clown car/tesloose/singulo/other server-eating gimmick (like shooting a rod through the station, severing it)
@ikillstupidcomments2 жыл бұрын
@@00Discourse00 It's a lot easier to just deal with egregious murderboning on a case-by-case basis than trust jannies to apply a rule like that consistently and appropriately.
@Lordike32 жыл бұрын
JFC Joey. That was insane. Based as all hell.
@Sarum9nich2 жыл бұрын
Good guy traitor? Why the crew did not fight you if they know you are a traitor (e-sword)?
@dirttastesbad25902 жыл бұрын
I mean, do you *really* wanna try to kill the guy thats A: Killing cult and B: *Soloed* said cult
@daydreamiq2 жыл бұрын
Crew tend to ignore traitors when they're on their side against a bigger threat, especially on Manuel
@zzurge11732 жыл бұрын
Wow those Sci nerds really wanted to die for a locker huh?
@kinnebian2 жыл бұрын
damn these uploads comin fast did you have a backlog or smthn
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
I've got a good bit of backlog and i've got more free time recently to go through it
@ocelot38712 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is retribution for me and vex targeting you specifically the last time we were cult
@ValoTheBrute2 жыл бұрын
why was your screen so dark the entire time? you take eye damage from something?
@MelbertSS132 жыл бұрын
Gas mask tint? Maybe some other things.
@SugarWolf2112 жыл бұрын
joey is scary man.... fucking terrifying.
@CanadianWolverine2 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Domina!
@UndyingZombie2 жыл бұрын
That was a nice slaughter.
@FatherAtomTheProphet2 жыл бұрын
Very nice.
@arodreth2 жыл бұрын
GLORY
@catfoodbob12 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a cult, GOOD THING PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION TO BEGINE WITH.
@serpentwolf5582 Жыл бұрын
What is tht music at the part your killing all the cultists?
@radman7852 жыл бұрын
Warning the slayer is in the station mortaly impaired please be advised
@MacBeyer2 жыл бұрын
10:56 I think you miscounted on the assistant kill there. Still, well done!
@monba8917 Жыл бұрын
What server are you playing on
@saing23512 жыл бұрын
literally doomguy
@darkowl92 жыл бұрын
Waffles for everyone!
@MEL0_YT9 ай бұрын
Bro really went on religious genocide🗿
@thunderbolt12186 ай бұрын
R O B U S T
@chesterjunior28892 жыл бұрын
Is this server up
@MelbertSS13 Жыл бұрын
yes, it's /tg/ manuel
@viperzz89632 жыл бұрын
What server is this?
@sweetlandass2 жыл бұрын
What server is this?
@3cm9582 жыл бұрын
WOW
@killfected7309 Жыл бұрын
The doom slayer
@microwave7912 жыл бұрын
based algorithm
@Thetb932 жыл бұрын
hulk hack n slash
@InternetTAB2 жыл бұрын
cult can't stun a hulk? lol
@ro3ger182 жыл бұрын
Nothing can that is why hulk is one of the best mutations
@csmrookie96002 жыл бұрын
hm. Nice.
@angelsisoromero74032 жыл бұрын
the demond slayer
@villageidiot47822 жыл бұрын
joey petunia from revival servers fortnite rp?
@metametang76282 жыл бұрын
(picture a really obvious and shitty doom reference here)