>"He took the whole thing!!" >"WHAT?!! IT WAS BOLTED TO THE FLOOR!!" loved it

Single nukie agaisnt the whole station. They can't kill him. -Some rando:"He is so bad" Listen here you little....

Let it be known. Not only did I laugh AT HIM immensely for getting smooshed, but also ate Joey Breadtunia to celebrate the victory.

"Attempting to breach vendor" **seconds later** "CAPTAIN" "HE TOOK THE VENDOR" "HE TOOK THE WHOLE THING" "WHAT" my sides got spaced

That dramatic rising and falling once you had atropine is one of the large reasons i love goon so much. you don't enter hard-crit nearly as fast, and every time you make a mistake but come out on top you can have a fight exactly like what happened from 20:00 to 20:50. The fact you can see how long debuffs last means that you can tell when you're going from soft to hard crit, because the 1 second stuns become 3 seconds, then they start procing more and more, and they slowly add up to total 8 seconds, then 15, and from there you can only pray for a miracle. But there's a solid 2 minutes every time you get knocked down but not out of tense stumbling and trying to find anyway to recover. I memorized the recipe for Saline-Glucose solution due to a run-in with a couple of fish drones and a randomly generated 'water treatment' prefab. I stumbled in, bleeding and in soft crit, ran to the chem dispenser, trying to make any healing chem i could. I didn't have much experience, and rushed to the wiki. something for bloodloss, brute wounds, maybe light burns. The one i came upon was saline-glucose: Regenerates small amounts of blood, lightly heals brute and burn, and easy enough to make (nothing from outside of the chem machine) But the issue is, I had a hard time locating the components, and I kept dropping on the floor and closing the menu. I did make it, and now i had to find a way to get it in me. You can't drink straight from a beaker, but you can from any glass... and the other desk had a glass recycler. I stumbled over to the desk, taking increasing stuns... I dropped a beaker 3 or so time... finally put it in... got out a glass... all i had to do was pick up my beaker, click the glass, drink from it... And I entered hard crit. The stuns built, the bleeding had done me in, i was passed out, my solutions to the problem on the floor under my feet... I laid there for 25 more seconds before I failed a death roll. And I never forgot how to make saline-glucose in seconds again. The memory remains.

Imagine losing to several bugs, such as the vending machine somehow sliding ontop of you and then snow blocking your panel to move the ship.

You totally deserved that atropine, very nice nukie run

16:23 I was Andre, the guy you batted aside haha, I was basically permanently blind and deaf due to mutations I took for the Punished Path of the Alter of Gods, so I thought some random staffie had decided to attack me lol

Nukies and Icebox. A classic combo

6:32 Alt click the floor, on the sidebar top right you will see everything on that tile. From there you can click in the console and use it.

I usually wake up halfway through this dream when it's my turn to fluke ops. Godspeed Joey

Oh man that was hilariously close. You running out with the vending machine had me rolling

The engi borg did him a favor there, blocking off the cap in the bridge

That crew was putting on a good show. They even managed to escape before it could be armed.

It's been a while but I think you can transfer all of your rounds from the 9 mm to the APS mag by just clicking the empty mag on the full one. Or full to empty i forget which.

I lol'd when I saw this on reddit. It was much better to it from your side!

So much for sticking to a plan...

"Ops brought a BOMB to cargo!" My knee jerk reaction was "why isn't cargo selling it?"

this was visceral felt like a movie

Good old antibirth ost

Wait a minute I saw a reddit post about this

"cant even click the pilot console due to a bug" ... if you alt click a tile next to you your status panel will show up in the top right of everything on the tile, you can click the console that way unlike with the shift right click menu

How do you make a bind like that where you clap on demand while running?

This was in my recommended and this looks awesome!

You gotta admit, the disk vendor was good

Bru i saw this on redit

Wouldn‘t crowbarring the open-screwed vendor and then taking the stock unit give him the disk?

that was some jack sparrow shit

Wow, other syndies were absolutly useless here.

This whole thing is Epic, I don't even play this game (cus it look fucking complicated as fuck)

that was neat

Also someone made a reddit thread about that

Maybe buy syndicate briefcase full of cash next time you are an ops just in case

Vendor beats nukie

18:20 wide nuker.... wait.. why I hear wide putin meme music??

toss it off z-level?

Good old capitalism

everything wrong with nu tg in one video. dumb medical and wounds system still not fixed since cobby got his greasy fingers on it, goofy z level system thats broken half the time and even when it "works" is still janky, all weapons and mechanics nerfed, entire crew are bots(literally 5-7 crew wandering around bridge aimlessly while a lone nuke op with a baseball bat tries to break into it for several minutes straight, i mean im not that robust but even simple mobs could do better than them). other nukies garbage as well. admins playing favorites for metabuddies, if you were just some random in the same situation and not a big name in the community you would not have gotten that heal. the admins only gave it to you because if you died and lost in that situation it would make their wounds system look really stupid on video, so they healed. oh yeah epic TGUI moment as well with the vendor blue screening, glad to know it doesnt even work on windows(on linux it is 100% unusable, you have to use a windows VM). Real good call there replacing a system which works on all platforms with a system which doesnt work on any platform TG devs. um what else oh yeah funny multiz ice map, interesting how a decade of tgstation mapping has resulted in such gems as "broken train station", "circle in minecraft station", "circle in minecraft station but covered in caution tape", etc. Oh yeah nice 30% time dilation too, tg performed better with ssethtide pop than it does now with 50 pop. Fucking dissapointing what's happened to it and it's not made any better by the fact that all other servers are furry sex or russian.

Man TG has got really lame Everything gets nerfed and you get banned for insulting a admin in game