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4 жыл бұрын

Chase starts doubting his entire dating history and emotional life after House dares him to speed date.
Season 6, Episode 15 "Private Lives": An avid blogger experiences sudden bruising and bleeding; Wilson and House discover secrets about each other.
House M.D. (2004) SYNOPSIS:At fictional Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, prickly genius Dr. Gregory House tackles health mysteries as would a medical Sherlock Holmes, all the while playing mind games with colleagues that include his best friend, oncologist James Wilson. House, an acerbic infectious disease specialist, solves medical puzzles with the help of a team of young diagnosticians. Flawless instincts and unconventional thinking help earn House great respect, despite his brutal honesty and antisocial tendencies.
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@bluesbr0ther588
@bluesbr0ther588 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Chase got a lot of phone numbers but imagine how many he would have gotten if he talked with Australian accent and told the women that he is a doctor.
@lealta1481
@lealta1481 2 жыл бұрын
The calls were booty calls
@MrPoopenFarten
@MrPoopenFarten 2 жыл бұрын
That's the point dumbass.
@the_biggest_chungus7508
@the_biggest_chungus7508 2 жыл бұрын
Archievement unlocked: Get everyones number
@GiltleyRage
@GiltleyRage 2 жыл бұрын
All of them xD
@DamnMyNickIsTaken
@DamnMyNickIsTaken 2 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, another doctor? I already had two of you this evening."
@them0rningstar
@them0rningstar 4 жыл бұрын
"i play videogames" "oh, profesionally?" "pfft, i wish" bigass mood
@Kyriakos703
@Kyriakos703 4 жыл бұрын
Does D'Arby count as a professional gamer?
@veronikapichova5236
@veronikapichova5236 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot that "bruh" 🤣
@gerardob7364
@gerardob7364 4 жыл бұрын
Veronika Píchová bro*
@TheLizardWizard_the2nd
@TheLizardWizard_the2nd 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kyriakos703 your kind is not welcomed here y'know
@Kyriakos703
@Kyriakos703 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheLizardWizard_the2nd Takes one to know one. 😉
@khaelstorm2552
@khaelstorm2552 2 жыл бұрын
If Chase was allowed to be himself he would’ve walked out with ALL the phones.
@khaelstorm2552
@khaelstorm2552 2 жыл бұрын
The numbers of course. They wouldn’t all just up and give him their flip-phones. Although I’d wager at least 3 would’ve.
@asherujudo7383
@asherujudo7383 Жыл бұрын
@@khaelstorm2552 They would if he asked nicely.
@Shawnchapp
@Shawnchapp Жыл бұрын
@@khaelstorm2552 pretty sure they would've Lol i mean a girl randomly gave him her car just because he asked Lol
@ln5321
@ln5321 Жыл бұрын
@@khaelstorm2552 No you were right the first time. He'd walk out with everyone's phone.
@tmr3421
@tmr3421 11 ай бұрын
Men's and women's
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 3 жыл бұрын
"Little girls kiss frogs expecting them to turn into you" Brilliant line...just absolutely brilliant!
@ilexevergreen5405
@ilexevergreen5405 3 жыл бұрын
Because it's true!
@nenisguevaragomez8122
@nenisguevaragomez8122 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and true.
@quackplay9243
@quackplay9243 Жыл бұрын
A little girl actually kissed him. It's more funny when you know the back story xD
@sashirmunoz3780
@sashirmunoz3780 Жыл бұрын
@@quackplay9243 righhhht hahahaahahahahah
@sarcasticallyrearranged
@sarcasticallyrearranged Жыл бұрын
@quack play the little girl didn't kiss him expecting him to turn into a Prince.
@magicsteve5523
@magicsteve5523 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Wilson gets bleak stories every time he mentions he’s an oncologist
@bermanmo6237
@bermanmo6237 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who is a tax collector. When she tells people what she does, they would ask her for advice on how to do their taxes. Yes, she gets very annoyed. You could tell Wilson is annoyed by all the cancer stories he heard during speed dating.
@kaiz1845
@kaiz1845 Жыл бұрын
@@bermanmo6237 Same thing happens as a teacher. Whenever I meet someone new and they're parent-age, the conversation always goes something like "so my kid really hates this subject at school, what should I do..."
@ShadowFri3nd
@ShadowFri3nd Жыл бұрын
He even got the fucking cat history... My poor dude can't catch a break.
@meggyspencer
@meggyspencer Жыл бұрын
as a resident in oncology I can confirm that is how 60% of people react unfortunately... the other 40% goes 'oh I WOULD NEVER DO THAT IT IS SO SAD' and you're just like ma'am I just wanted to buy some fruit please let me leave
@imranroy4731
@imranroy4731 Жыл бұрын
Most of the time when people don't know how to start a conversation, they usually focus on the next person's career, since it feels like a safe choice. Starting with the person's physical features feels very offensive or shallow, and you don't know enough about the person to pick another topic.
@herroyalsquirrelness8167
@herroyalsquirrelness8167 4 жыл бұрын
Best part of the episode is watching Chase.. becoming house...
@tiffanypersaud3518
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын
Her Royal Squirrelness, yeh :)
@Captn_Slow
@Captn_Slow 4 жыл бұрын
Her Royal Squirrelness Yup, one episode at a time~~
@alikartal4822
@alikartal4822 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a foreshadowing?
@icypeanutpolo
@icypeanutpolo 4 жыл бұрын
Wonderline yes
@gerstein03
@gerstein03 3 жыл бұрын
Even makes facial expressions that make them look just like House
@captbarnes
@captbarnes 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, but they can’t dance like I can.” Makes me laugh every time.
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 2 жыл бұрын
The cynicism & sarcasm is so awesome, unfortunately not so cool in task like as I can attest
@alibabapirce9782
@alibabapirce9782 Жыл бұрын
it would fit more if he said but they cant sing like i can :D
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын
It's not clear whether the women see the cane or House hobbling, so I'm not sure whether that line plays to the women, the way it plays to us (the audience).
@mauz791
@mauz791 Жыл бұрын
2:33
@rebbekaoliveira1018
@rebbekaoliveira1018 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mjohnson5030
@mjohnson5030 4 жыл бұрын
02:30 "I'm a diagnostician." "Don't all doctors do that?"... says EVERYONE.
@moneebabbas3325
@moneebabbas3325 4 жыл бұрын
1 2 don’t all doctor do that?
@itsneverlupus5544
@itsneverlupus5544 4 жыл бұрын
@Holden Mcgroine consultant detectivr
@kylie3112
@kylie3112 4 жыл бұрын
1 2 Yeah.. but they can’t dance like I can
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 4 жыл бұрын
Well it's a specifc job
@mjohnson5030
@mjohnson5030 4 жыл бұрын
@@romainsavioz5466 No! It is not. Diagnostician means "person who diagnoses things" which is 90% of all physicians. It is a made-up specialty. Made up for plot and drama. Good show, though.
@bgcanadianbacon6703
@bgcanadianbacon6703 2 жыл бұрын
I wish we got more scenes with House, Wilson, and Chase together. Seeing them become a trio of friends would've been awesome
@diogenes.
@diogenes. 2 жыл бұрын
U are my spirit animal 👍🙂
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
wish foremen was 2
@earlnoli
@earlnoli Жыл бұрын
@@rosannaburt3048 foreman is too decent and a good man. Totally will spoil the fun 😅
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
@@earlnoli idk if foreman is good but hes ok
@scarredface2684
@scarredface2684 Жыл бұрын
@@earlnoli good enough to delete his files before they digitize them, while high on Vicodin with Taub.
@goatherderkavi7441
@goatherderkavi7441 2 жыл бұрын
"So you attribute every relationship I've ever been in to the height of my cheekbones?" "Not all of it, just the beginning." "The rest is the hair." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
you love dance dance revolution🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@saraal8432
@saraal8432 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m going speed dating” “You mean dating on meth?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gwashere
@gwashere 3 жыл бұрын
No he said "dating on meth? Count me in" and thats the best scene
@yawgmoth6568
@yawgmoth6568 3 жыл бұрын
Count me in
@gwashere
@gwashere 3 жыл бұрын
@@yawgmoth6568 speeeeeeeed
@bartdegryse9345
@bartdegryse9345 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on SPEEEeeEEEeeEeD
@Tiagotaf
@Tiagotaf 3 жыл бұрын
you mean running with a calendar in your hands ?
@GorcStew
@GorcStew 4 жыл бұрын
"Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn" I think Wilson is the only one in the show who can consistently shut him down during an argument lol
@bilibull1
@bilibull1 4 жыл бұрын
Tends to happen when you know a person so well, you end up understanding their thought process.
@dipanjan_roy
@dipanjan_roy Жыл бұрын
House agrees by the end of the show that Wilson is indeed smarter than him.
@viking6985
@viking6985 Жыл бұрын
@@dipanjan_roy i don't really agree with that. Intelligence is in fact adaptation, so in this case he is, but if we talk about IQ, house is way way ahead
@megkrish7568
@megkrish7568 Жыл бұрын
@@viking6985 He said smarter not more intelligent so like less IO more EQ ig
@YeshuaKingMessiah
@YeshuaKingMessiah Жыл бұрын
Only reason House talked to him for more than 3 seconds like the rest of the ppl he worked with He could keep up with him An Equal
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll have to act as unattractive and undatable as possible in order to win this bet" "Hi, I play video games" I feel personally attacked.
@TANMAN9095
@TANMAN9095 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to reality. Twiddling your thumbs in-front of a screen 10 hours a day isn't exactly titillating enough to get a woman's panties wet.
@erincrowhurst2865
@erincrowhurst2865 3 жыл бұрын
zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l i disagree
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 3 жыл бұрын
zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l Cool story bro. All people that play games are no-lifers who do nothing but that one activity. What an insightful and not at all moronically pigheaded description of a sizeable chunk of humanity. You must be the smart one of your friend group.
@orppranator5230
@orppranator5230 3 жыл бұрын
A Duck Relax.
@laetitia0884
@laetitia0884 3 жыл бұрын
As a girl who had a boyfriend who was a game tester and kept bringing his work home, I can tell you it was horrible.when he had to choose btw me and the games, guess what.He dumped me cause I didn't understand his passion..
@FireOccator
@FireOccator 4 жыл бұрын
This is basically a more wholesome version of Tinder.
@maximus4375
@maximus4375 4 жыл бұрын
You do know, that speed dating has been around longer than tinder? So actually tinder is a less wholesome version of speed dating
@GrayLady9118
@GrayLady9118 4 жыл бұрын
Millenials...
@josueluna7532
@josueluna7532 3 жыл бұрын
You seriously implying speed dating took elements of Tinder? Wow. . .
@josueluna7532
@josueluna7532 3 жыл бұрын
@@GrayLady9118 More like morons
@maximus4375
@maximus4375 3 жыл бұрын
Josue Luna lmao coming from a person who assumes someone’s age and then goes on to make drastic generalizations about that age group for no reason other to be irrationally angry at something, real mature there man
@sw7600g
@sw7600g 4 жыл бұрын
That fake detective got slammed to ground. No future for liars that can't follow through.
@Arch3an
@Arch3an 4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what her motive really was.
@Kat-xy7fm
@Kat-xy7fm 4 жыл бұрын
@Billy But Whole I think that's just a general thing that manipulative/desperate people do, but people always stereotype like, the guy pretending to have a high paying job, when really women do it too. People be shitty.
@dj0mal601
@dj0mal601 3 жыл бұрын
I would wanted that to played a lil different and that she was really what she said xD
@amitir22
@amitir22 3 жыл бұрын
she should have prepared an answer for someone figuring her out. I would've bluffed and replied: "4 out of 7 (or any higher number) clues... nice! the best before you figured 2 at best" thus polishing House's ego
@RW77777777
@RW77777777 2 жыл бұрын
struggling actress/working at the Cheesecake Factory
@firstnamelastname9179
@firstnamelastname9179 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm on fire for the lord!" *-Shireen Baratheon sweating profusely*
@PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3
@PA1NA9THI0NA8I1KOS3 3 жыл бұрын
Here's your like, your comment made me genuinely laugh. And then I laughed a lot more, recalling how the show ended...
@plmokm33
@plmokm33 3 жыл бұрын
I'll bet she was sweating profusely up on that stake.
@Nurgles_Rot_
@Nurgles_Rot_ 3 жыл бұрын
Please sign for this W bossman.
@bonniez6194
@bonniez6194 3 жыл бұрын
John Donne has entered the chat
@GEORGE_WARD
@GEORGE_WARD Жыл бұрын
The night is dark and full of terrors... like speed dating
@Captn_Slow
@Captn_Slow 4 жыл бұрын
House: You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends. Chase: Cmon, I’m not that good looking. House: Yea you are. Wilson: You kinda are. LOL.......
@KitKat-gn2nn
@KitKat-gn2nn 3 жыл бұрын
Hilson shipers unite! >:D
@CinosMatoi
@CinosMatoi 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he is...
@snakey934Snakeybakey
@snakey934Snakeybakey 2 жыл бұрын
We can tell this was written by a woman.
@sandraruland3846
@sandraruland3846 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for repeating the scene.
@razofdead
@razofdead 2 жыл бұрын
Thats why people always invite me at bar…
@jayrivers8478
@jayrivers8478 3 жыл бұрын
So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Chase does a perfect American accent with the "Bro" at the end of most sentences as the caveat lol
@eadaoinmurphy20
@eadaoinmurphy20 3 жыл бұрын
He's in a show now called 'Chicago Fire' he speaks fully with an American accent, it's really good
@jayrivers8478
@jayrivers8478 3 жыл бұрын
@@eadaoinmurphy20 This is news to me, and now I must check it out lol, Thanks!
@eadaoinmurphy20
@eadaoinmurphy20 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayrivers8478 I got hooked, use tissues
@Rose-jz6sx
@Rose-jz6sx 2 жыл бұрын
American accents are fairly easy to do
@ryszardsikora6894
@ryszardsikora6894 Жыл бұрын
I mean, Hugh Laurie also does a perfect American accent in every episode
@merikano2985
@merikano2985 Жыл бұрын
I love the ending when Thirteen restores Chase's faith that his relationship with Cameron was more than just two pretty people in the same room together.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
do you play video games?🤣🤣🤣
@miso_to_zari
@miso_to_zari Жыл бұрын
@@raven4k998 yeah bruh
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
@@miso_to_zari omg I love you so much
@Josh.WDW.
@Josh.WDW. 11 ай бұрын
​@@raven4k998 I'm a doctor... with an accent. When should I call you, mate ?
@emilyscloset2648
@emilyscloset2648 9 ай бұрын
It's so wholesome
@Daniel.RF.Davidson
@Daniel.RF.Davidson 4 жыл бұрын
"LIFE is a beauty pageant." I miss House.
@deadwaste1
@deadwaste1 Жыл бұрын
I've watched it a few times
@ona8938
@ona8938 Ай бұрын
Me too.
@johnderouen1038
@johnderouen1038 4 жыл бұрын
5:37 The connection that Chase makes here in the middle of a completely separate conversation is something one could only have expected out of House. Very impressive, and clearly shows that Chase is the correct choice for his replacement at the end of the show.
@iGuy28
@iGuy28 4 жыл бұрын
He's the only one. He's always had all the traits to be come house 2nd... Circle completes itself by season 8.
@dhruvaveldi
@dhruvaveldi 4 жыл бұрын
And he's the only one to have penetrated the golden duo of House and Wilson XD
@Alakaizer
@Alakaizer 4 жыл бұрын
Kutner would have also been a good choice. I'm pretty sure he solved more cases than most of the other fellows.
@leonardo899
@leonardo899 4 жыл бұрын
@@iGuy28 Of course he's going to advance in his career, he's good-looking.
@mustangw8ford415
@mustangw8ford415 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alakaizer kutner is a pussy who killed himself
@cchanc3
@cchanc3 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi. My name is Chase. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
@Indrakr90
@Indrakr90 3 жыл бұрын
Lord Costanza !!
@ujjwal7502
@ujjwal7502 3 жыл бұрын
Take me daddy
@thedarkknight9634
@thedarkknight9634 3 жыл бұрын
@@ujjwal7502 you have unresolved issues with your father 😂😂
@shaunhartin8540
@shaunhartin8540 Жыл бұрын
Opposite Chase
@ethelping9227
@ethelping9227 11 ай бұрын
Thirteen and Chase talking about pretty people problems is hilarious
@Solararisa
@Solararisa 25 күн бұрын
Well, they are two pretty people. They understand each other.
@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7
@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m a chocolatier!” “I could tell by your hips.” Oof can smell the burnt chocolate from here.
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 2 жыл бұрын
Devastating! And yet some women will be compelled to keep trying to win over guys who make comments like that.
@ryszardsikora6894
@ryszardsikora6894 Жыл бұрын
@@victorpradha9946 can you really blame them considering of they look like Chase?
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын
@@ryszardsikora6894 Does it really matter how good looking a guy is if he erodes your self-esteem and sense of personal confidence?
@ryszardsikora6894
@ryszardsikora6894 Жыл бұрын
@@victorpradha9946 yes
@maxspechter4321
@maxspechter4321 Жыл бұрын
@@ryszardsikora6894 that's just sad
@melissabaltazarf
@melissabaltazarf 2 жыл бұрын
Oh how I wish writers could have made this speed dating scene an entire episode (or 2), and bring Foreman too 😂😂😂 it's hilarious🤣
@krystalhaug1957
@krystalhaug1957 2 жыл бұрын
true
@lizxu322
@lizxu322 Жыл бұрын
All that set up, all the extras involved ...it was an expensive set too
@MyreW36
@MyreW36 9 ай бұрын
Agreed
@sana-cm7oc
@sana-cm7oc 3 ай бұрын
Oh dear God - Foreman with those 3 would've been classic!
@Drew-bc7zj
@Drew-bc7zj 27 күн бұрын
Gotta get Cuddy in there too!
@andrewpestotnik5495
@andrewpestotnik5495 2 жыл бұрын
House: Little girls kiss frogs and expect them to turn into you. Chase: Okay, I'm not that good looking House: Yeah you are. A great Father and son moment for House and Chase 😅
@N1k4_Gr1v
@N1k4_Gr1v 2 жыл бұрын
Ha u wish XD
@ajdominguez1002
@ajdominguez1002 4 ай бұрын
Wilson: ... 🤷🏻‍♂️ you kinda are
@zukondis
@zukondis Жыл бұрын
This clip shows perfectly how fun Chase’s own show could be. Amazing doctor and outside of work he can get up to some pretty funny stuff, since he is pretty much House 2.0
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume your not a cop are my five minutes up?🤣
@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want kids." "Check." "I'm thinking about going from a C to a D." "Quadruple Check." "And I'm on FIRE for the lord." "... ... ...C-, good effort but you killed the fun."
@jlam3297
@jlam3297 4 жыл бұрын
@@doyle8120 kind of feel like maybe we shouldn't pollute your innocent mind. haha
@AMKhatry
@AMKhatry 4 жыл бұрын
@@doyle8120 she's talking about boob size, if you're landing from pornhub, you should know that at least, that is basic sir. she is talking about increasing her boob size.
@eightw5783
@eightw5783 3 жыл бұрын
Which 'lord'? If it's Bacchus you are a winner!
@kkleta
@kkleta 3 жыл бұрын
could anyone tell me what "and i'm on fire for the lord" means?
@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977
@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist : she was referring to satan
@fturla___156
@fturla___156 4 жыл бұрын
The point of the whole video is that two people that find themselves attracted to each other fill in the blanks all the time until they find out the truth and then they have to decide if they can live with reality rather than the dream.
@AgentSmithXD
@AgentSmithXD 4 жыл бұрын
basically every young marriage that ends in divorce.
@chumark54
@chumark54 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I guess you have a point...
@leearchibald7064
@leearchibald7064 4 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@0ldar
@0ldar 4 жыл бұрын
What a fine synthesis of the episode. +1 like sir or whatever a fturla is
@mudyao
@mudyao 4 жыл бұрын
ima gonna write this down....this sums up dating period
@crispydankmemes
@crispydankmemes 2 жыл бұрын
I love the look on Chase's face when she says "I could lose a few pounds"
@610Hobbies
@610Hobbies 3 жыл бұрын
Chase: _"How good looking am I?"_ Me: _"YES."_ No homo.
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
See. You DO want to be in a relationship. 😉😂🤣🤣
@610Hobbies
@610Hobbies 3 жыл бұрын
@@caity9244 With Chase? Who wouldn't? Still no homo.
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
@@610Hobbies LoL. I just meant because you said on a different comment about not wanting to be in a relationship and that was why you haven't in 14 years. I'm just playing. And... I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with Chase past friends. Lol. 😂🤣
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
@@610Hobbies Of course I read it. Our previous (short) conversation off your other comment clearly left me feeling a need for more information. Since I noticed you here. So thank you for explaining. Your "long" explanation, is still actually a short explanation. We both know that. But I guess it's the best I'll get. And I appreciate you typing it out. While I don't exactly agree with you, I also know you don't care. LoL.
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
So wait....where are you from then?
@whywelovefilm7079
@whywelovefilm7079 4 жыл бұрын
2:33 -That right there! That is why Hugh Laurie was born to play House. The way he says "Yeah, but they can't dance the way I can." That charming sarcasm. No one can do it better than Hugh Laurie...
@briancrawford8751
@briancrawford8751 8 ай бұрын
"Charming sarcasm" is an oxymoron. Sarcasm is for kids and internet neckbeards, and everyone else should grow out of it.
@whywelovefilm7079
@whywelovefilm7079 8 ай бұрын
@@briancrawford8751 Oh, and *"charming sarcasm"* isn't an oxymoron. I'm not sure if you need to look up the definition of oxymoron whenever you have time. Maybe you just don't know when to use the word correctly. Either way, it's not an oxymoron...
@justv5136
@justv5136 2 жыл бұрын
Wilson, little tip - don't say you're an oncologist, just start with "I'm a doctor". That will both save the mood and get you some numbers (no pun intended 😂)
@jacobshirley3457
@jacobshirley3457 9 ай бұрын
"so, I have a rash."
@r.s.2890
@r.s.2890 Ай бұрын
​@@jacobshirley3457 "not that kind of doctor."
@nindybear946
@nindybear946 4 күн бұрын
I can't find the pun and it's distressing me
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 4 жыл бұрын
I love it when people pretend to be something important like a police detective. It makes you wonder how they plan on keeping up the ruse if the relationship lasts any amount of time.
@azh698
@azh698 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're not looking for anything beyond the first night, maybe they just like to pretend they're something that they're not, or maybe they just don't think things through.
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 3 жыл бұрын
@@azh698 a liar who thinks things through? : )
@rooftopvoter3015
@rooftopvoter3015 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody can bullshit people for the first 15 minutes; after that, you better have a 2 foot Johnson or some massive ta-ta's to pull it off.
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 жыл бұрын
@@rooftopvoter3015 People normally don’t really care enough to notice when someone is lying because they simply have no reason to suspect something. People fake everything, relationships, careers; honestly - lying is easy. The lies that get caught are actually the exception. Sure, you need to know things to built up and maintain the lie, for instance, pretending to be a professional is certainly difficult when you actually want to, say, work as a doctor but have no actual license etc. however, telling safe lies ( things someone else can not know without researching things beyond their usual habits/ environmental horizon ) is child’s play for most people with some decent understanding of basic social strategies and tactical abilities in day to day conversations.
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 3 жыл бұрын
@@Plethorality Only bad / inexperienced liars don’t. Living an honest live can be significantly easier but usually, most the time when someone creates a long term lie, they made a mistake they can not fix easily and hope to avoid/reduce consequence or they may hope to gain something which they couldn’t otherwise aso. In other words, the determination forces their hand, even if it isn’t always entirely rational from an outside perspective. And as a result, they know very well what their end goal / interests are, which naturally means to think ahead/ improvise on the go & on top of all of that, a lot of lies work out in the long run as well, not all but the majority. My guess - you associated personal experiences with people who got caught lying / who have created lies they can not control or maybe who are simply making lies without a distinctive, logical need while you forgot to remember the most fundamental truth about lies that exists - all lies are hidden. Judging lies / liars by their failures is therefore a rather distorted view of reality.
@valentinkushtan
@valentinkushtan 3 жыл бұрын
Chase: suffering from success
@avichal4563
@avichal4563 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dauferm
@dauferm 3 жыл бұрын
"I wish, bro" I almost died lol
@cm2426
@cm2426 4 жыл бұрын
Wilson holds the record for "being in the friend zone"
@JesusHBasie
@JesusHBasie 3 жыл бұрын
Wilson getting back to back demolished KILLS me LMAO
@Darkness2179
@Darkness2179 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, Thirteen has the sexiest "no" I've ever seen...
@0scarWalsh
@0scarWalsh 3 жыл бұрын
Finding the word "no" attractive? Can't see how that could ever turn out badly
@KurtCobainsMicrophone
@KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 жыл бұрын
Finding the word 'no' attractive is the most 'male' thing I've ever seen.
@senjuziyad4780
@senjuziyad4780 3 жыл бұрын
Act unattractive "I play video games" I just got roasted
@spectacularspider-man4886
@spectacularspider-man4886 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I know anybody who died of cancer. *THANK GOD* poor Wilson 😂
@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 2 жыл бұрын
I want to be an oncologist, not looking forward to that?
@larrypass6720
@larrypass6720 2 жыл бұрын
Did Thirteen say "no" because she wants to show Chase she knows him well enough to not be dazzled by his looks, or just because she knows she's even hotter than he is?
@as7river
@as7river 2 жыл бұрын
Probably both.
@willmercury
@willmercury 2 жыл бұрын
She's not.
@luchodore
@luchodore 2 жыл бұрын
She says 'no' because she wants chase to know that their friendship or 'connection' isn't all a lie because of his face, hes questioning whether the people around him would like still be his friends if he was uglier
@neilpemberton5523
@neilpemberton5523 2 жыл бұрын
@@willmercury She definitely IS
@kasvke
@kasvke 2 жыл бұрын
She's reaffirming him. She absolutely would lend him her car if he actually needed it, but she knows that Chase is in a spot where he needs to know people actually care for him and not just his looks and he's not actually looking to borrow the car. Saying no is what Chase wants to hear, and because she's a good friend she makes sure he hears it because it's what he needs to hear in that moment to move past the fear that his looks are why people like him.
@avalonaura4076
@avalonaura4076 7 ай бұрын
House's last date (The Swoft(?) woman) DEFINTELY realized she was in the presence of a master on manipulation and bloody well liked it.
@Brian6587
@Brian6587 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, House is the literal "human puzzle solver" His read on the "cop" was awesome, ha.
@KarnivorActual
@KarnivorActual Жыл бұрын
Chase once again having total House moments through the show. My god they need to make a sequel with him already.
@akmalrusydi2730
@akmalrusydi2730 Жыл бұрын
just finished the whole series, the later seasons were a bit grim and cut-cornered but i can agree with having a Chase MD sequel maybe House can have a few cameos. overall i rate house MD a 8.5/10
@Aemilius46
@Aemilius46 8 ай бұрын
No!!!
@melissabaltazarf
@melissabaltazarf 2 жыл бұрын
1:26 "Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you" 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant🤣
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 2 жыл бұрын
House: "You're dating on meth?" Also House: *dosed Wilson with speed one time*
@melochin8237
@melochin8237 9 ай бұрын
methamphetamines and regular amphetamines are two different things mah boi
@Sai4651
@Sai4651 9 ай бұрын
Interesting how this is the moment Chase realized he was handsome and decided to take advantage of it by picking up more women throughout the remaining seasons.
@Dr.Harvey
@Dr.Harvey 2 жыл бұрын
5:38 House moment for Chase.
@HarryHoran
@HarryHoran 4 жыл бұрын
4:09 ok sherlock
@Alienoiable
@Alienoiable 4 жыл бұрын
The whole character is based off Sherlock so yeah, pretty accurate :P
@afriendlypoltergeist4073
@afriendlypoltergeist4073 3 жыл бұрын
imagine being jesse- gettig casted for a role of a man that is constantly reminded of how hot he is.
@jankasolis61
@jankasolis61 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh that has to goof for tr autostime
@diegosoltero4323
@diegosoltero4323 4 жыл бұрын
Liar or not she was hot, damn it house
@thomasshaw2762
@thomasshaw2762 4 жыл бұрын
she's 100% the type to #MeToo someone.
@JonPITBZN
@JonPITBZN 3 жыл бұрын
House mighta still gotten some! She was playing with her hair after he figured out her ruse and called her on it. Apparently she's into intelligence and/or mild verbal humiliation.
@elimgarak3597
@elimgarak3597 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be a simp
@bartdegryse9345
@bartdegryse9345 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonPITBZN yeah i also noticed that, woman who like you do this, play with their hair, bump into you 'touching' seductive eyecontact laugh at ur jokes or story's even they are dumb or just not logical woman are attracted to men who can't have their way with, who can be rude, in a playfull way, ' it's just great teasing eachother with sarcasm etc, with woman in general/dating or relationship, attraction is not a choice, it's just the purpose for men when meeting someone with natural intrest to do the 3H's hang out, have fun, hook up etc, repeat recycle ;)
@alclarkey
@alclarkey 3 жыл бұрын
@@JonPITBZN Or the actress was into Hugh Laurie. More plausible.
@jonathanabraham7756
@jonathanabraham7756 4 жыл бұрын
Wilson's facial expressions are the best🤣🤣
@LifeLikeSage
@LifeLikeSage 4 жыл бұрын
"People mate, they find something they like that's superficial, and they fill in the blanks with whatever they want to believe." It sounds like someone's got a black pill truth on their hands.
@TheMelancholicWriter
@TheMelancholicWriter 4 жыл бұрын
LifeLikeSage “People meet”** :)
@Enderplays12
@Enderplays12 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMelancholicWriter Meople meet, mate** He's Aoustraeleean.
@elgoog1386
@elgoog1386 5 ай бұрын
"she gave me the keys" in disbelief
@jpopjr4066
@jpopjr4066 Жыл бұрын
Additionally, House really digs in with calling her a liar, not enough brains, a manipulator, hints at her arrogance; all this to her face. He gets away with it just by stating maybe you are just a little bit to swoft. She is speechless. House got away with it because he could respond with I must have misread the cross-word puzzle. Genius writing.
@daltonfarris
@daltonfarris 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly thirteen and chase had good chemistry.
@thomasspanos5711
@thomasspanos5711 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh! See Season 7 Episode 22 “After Hours”
@natashabatra2587
@natashabatra2587 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Hell yes!!
@willmercury
@willmercury 2 жыл бұрын
And good genes.
@billr64
@billr64 2 жыл бұрын
@@willmercury Well, except that she died from a GENETIC disease with a 50/50 chance of passing down, sure.
@nashr4853
@nashr4853 2 жыл бұрын
@@billr64 She didn't die yet when the series ended.
@jbarry39
@jbarry39 4 жыл бұрын
1:03 The look of Horror on House's face LOL
@loohdz1290
@loohdz1290 3 жыл бұрын
I love Chase's character. Additional to House, He is my favorite, not bc his look, but he develops amazingly as a doctor! i really think the writers did a good job with him.
@local_hotpotato
@local_hotpotato 2 жыл бұрын
2:02 chases head turn. On point.
@austindemelo4947
@austindemelo4947 Жыл бұрын
Wilson's sheepish "you kinda are" 😂
@AngelicusImmortus
@AngelicusImmortus 3 жыл бұрын
House ‘s read on the “cop” is awesome.
@massivetree7937
@massivetree7937 2 жыл бұрын
So you attribute all my relationships to the height of my cheekbones. Wilson: No, just the beginning. House: The rest is your hair.
@Andrew-3445
@Andrew-3445 Жыл бұрын
I'm a straight guy and even I know that Chase could be a Supermodel.
@chumark54
@chumark54 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Can I borrow your car? A girl: F off.
@bobelan9113
@bobelan9113 Жыл бұрын
The way the lady just says "My" is hilarious.
@TheNightshotBR
@TheNightshotBR Жыл бұрын
the slow-mo when they arrive at the bar always makes me chuckle, for some reason.
@AzureEbony
@AzureEbony 4 жыл бұрын
(3:49 - 4:32) The woman's look at 4:32 is priceless. Man, I wish House was a real person so I could hone my perception skills through him. Think of the amount of time you could save if you could tell all that by vetting a woman for 5 minutes!
@ace_v2905
@ace_v2905 4 жыл бұрын
5:36 that’s very house of you chase.
@bartdegryse9345
@bartdegryse9345 3 жыл бұрын
on 3:01 to,
@diamondsnake1273
@diamondsnake1273 Жыл бұрын
"Good looking is not important. Your Personality Matters" - good looking people
@13koin
@13koin 3 жыл бұрын
Wilson is like the funniest character in the show LOL
@MildMFoxen
@MildMFoxen 4 жыл бұрын
*gets told to act unattractive and dumb* "I play videogames" ...That's all I had left
@LEVILUP23
@LEVILUP23 2 жыл бұрын
House "You can't say you're a doctor" Chase "I play video games" Me taking notes as an E-sport player
@jerrydino1310
@jerrydino1310 10 ай бұрын
I can tell by your hips....😂😂😂😂 Chase went savage mode
@ObviouslyBlonde
@ObviouslyBlonde 3 жыл бұрын
The music at the beginning is everything. I love the scene!
@Bondjamesbond05
@Bondjamesbond05 Жыл бұрын
Love that Chase is always up for a bet against House.
@Razar244
@Razar244 3 жыл бұрын
8:08 Sorry Chase it doesn't seem to work when the person you are talking to is about 10 times more attractive than you are.
@mariuscroitoru4983
@mariuscroitoru4983 3 жыл бұрын
I tought exactly the same 😂
@carinecampier
@carinecampier 3 жыл бұрын
@@Keepgoing42 House : yes she is Wilson : hmmm ... she kinda is...
@Keepgoing42
@Keepgoing42 3 жыл бұрын
@@carinecampier no shes no. Overrated
@krystalhaug1957
@krystalhaug1957 2 жыл бұрын
Nah. Chase is better looking than 13.
@eggizgud
@eggizgud Ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest episodes ever. 0:52 is such brilliant directing. How the camera pans each person as they look appraisingly at those on the other side...really like cattle. The music is of course as always on point. And how the trio got their 'score' cards...with Chase as the last one. Perfect comedic reveal.
@amaru6399
@amaru6399 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who watched house for a while, Chase acting like house is nightmare fuel for me.
@Noamalmoggg
@Noamalmoggg 4 жыл бұрын
Possibly my favorite 2 suppurting cast being awesome with eachother
@matthewhummel1572
@matthewhummel1572 2 жыл бұрын
House destroying the liar was hilarious. Lol
@Swissswoosher
@Swissswoosher Жыл бұрын
“Not the whole relationship, just the beginning” “The rest is the hair”.
@sebastianmoraga4785
@sebastianmoraga4785 5 ай бұрын
The look Chase gives before saying "I wish, bro!" Great stuff.
@morbius109
@morbius109 3 жыл бұрын
1:29 - Oh, Chase...don’t sell yourself short, lovely. You are beautiful.
@MrSatchelpack
@MrSatchelpack 3 жыл бұрын
The story of the first person 13 ever fell in love with was true for Olivia. She was 18 and the dude was 27. Wonder if that was her doing or the writers.
@ankyfire
@ankyfire 9 ай бұрын
It's sadly a story of many, MANY women.
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
Lol chases face is priceless both scenes before and when speed date begins lol
@ajarofdirt3830
@ajarofdirt3830 Жыл бұрын
the moment the chocolatier said she could lose a few pounds was when chase realized he's invincible
@X2yt
@X2yt 11 ай бұрын
I wish we got more Chase and Wilson. Their relationship with House was definitely a sight to behold, but their interactions with each other were extremely enjoyable. Would've been cold to have an arc just about those two, especially considering how in the end Chase sort of became house.
@vsvsvs340
@vsvsvs340 2 ай бұрын
i love that chase was so down for the bet, you can see that he was always to be House’s replacement
@TheWindstorm2012
@TheWindstorm2012 3 жыл бұрын
The first fifty seconds of this clip are probably some of the funniest I've ever witnessed in every media.
@timperry6948
@timperry6948 4 жыл бұрын
My mother always says that love is an action word. It requires constant effort to maintain. In the early part of a relationship, that work is easy. You are running on a constant supply of adrenaline and endorphins. But after the lovers high is over, the real work begins. That is when you see the true character of a person. If you don't love your partner anymore then LOVE your partner. Exert yourself, exercise love. You don't just fall into love. You don't fall out of love either. Falling requires no effort, you are passively experiencing a fall.
@formeraxe117
@formeraxe117 4 жыл бұрын
This is some pseudo-wisdom if I have ever heard it. If you do not enjoy being around a persona after they have shown their "true character" then leave. You would be foolish to try and force a relationship. Real relationships have problems, yes. However, they at least enjoy each other's company.
@timperry6948
@timperry6948 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying stay in an abusive relationship. I am speaking of those people who claim "I just fell out of love." while they are banging their secretary. Don't put words in my mouth.
@formeraxe117
@formeraxe117 4 жыл бұрын
@@timperry6948 You literally did not say _anything_ about people cheating on each other, or anything similar. So I'm not putting words in your mouth. In fact, you are the one putting words in my mouth, because I never said anything about abusive relationships.
@timperry6948
@timperry6948 4 жыл бұрын
Um, okay...
@yoholup19
@yoholup19 3 жыл бұрын
If you want to know a relationship is a bad idea live with the person for a year see how quickly you get tired of them
@jesswahyudi7652
@jesswahyudi7652 4 жыл бұрын
“I wish bro” 😅😅
@yanikdavid3708
@yanikdavid3708 11 ай бұрын
The way this clip starts just kills me 😂
@clayman648
@clayman648 Жыл бұрын
What I appreciate in this scene is the fact that I truly believe that they would be a great friends outside of work. The heartful conversations they can have as friends without judgement toward each other besides a possible simple harmless thought of that sounds odd. The patience is what I LOVE. TRYING to understand the other person as opposed to fully objecting... as a FIRST reaction because it sounds odd to start with. That is probably one of the most basic but highly intelligent, respectable, and noticeable personal trait a person can obtain and at it's peak. You can safely assume that person has a great heart and really cares about people and wants the world to grow stronger. IF you ever come in contact with a person like this you have won the lottery if they are willing to give you a chance because these people deserve every ounce of respect!
@susanjaskulek4280
@susanjaskulek4280 4 ай бұрын
I'm new to this great show...does Wilson ever get married with a happily ever after. .
@kshgarg1
@kshgarg1 4 жыл бұрын
looks come first. Then everything else
@katsuo3228
@katsuo3228 4 жыл бұрын
This video slapped that reality into my face harder than a speeding truck.
@leonardo899
@leonardo899 4 жыл бұрын
That is the reality.
@strategic1710
@strategic1710 4 жыл бұрын
For men yes, but not for women. Women are attracted to social status and value more than looks. The worst thing for a woman to be is physically unattractive, but the worst thing for a man to be is broke and unemployed. This is not realistic.
@XpVersusVista
@XpVersusVista 4 жыл бұрын
@@strategic1710 this is completely wrong in first world countries. they are extremely attracted to status and things like confidence, but they only give guys a chance if they are good looking enough. Financial stability is not as important in a stable economy as it was years ago. At least if you are from Europe, in the US i can understand why you want someone rich, given how your healthcare works.
@misscherifurbaby
@misscherifurbaby 3 жыл бұрын
It really depends on the person. If a person is religious or artistic (for example), they will sacrifice everything for their vocation without thinking twice.
@FabulousFab72
@FabulousFab72 5 ай бұрын
One of the funniest scene of the whole show.
@catherinewilliams9680
@catherinewilliams9680 2 жыл бұрын
I love the song played in the scene.
@TheJokerX94
@TheJokerX94 Жыл бұрын
Complimenting your friends looks and giving them that support is such a great feeling. Me and my mates, they don't tend to mention it much, I feel that's partially because of the stereotype casted out for men to be, but the rare occasions when we're out and they notice the effort I've made for the night out, it's nice to hear, it makes you feel more confident in yourself, heightens your morale and mood. Overall you just feel that bit better. Straight men being able to appreciate the handsomeness of another man is underrated, around here anyway. This isn't a message brushing all men or women's behaviour or any insecurities. Simply just acknowledging a step in the right direction.
@tiffanypersaud3518
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын
I loved these scenes.
@SphincterOfDoom
@SphincterOfDoom 2 жыл бұрын
That lying manipulator felt something when House dressed her down like that. She was at first embarrassed then intrigued.
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