Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

2 жыл бұрын

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”
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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee 2 жыл бұрын
What other wordz does the left have troble speling?
@jacobzucula4639
@jacobzucula4639 2 жыл бұрын
"troble" ❤😅😂
@irkjustice5600
@irkjustice5600 2 жыл бұрын
LOL I see what you did there!
@peijichan2589
@peijichan2589 2 жыл бұрын
"Amen" 😏
@officerderekchauvin3306
@officerderekchauvin3306 2 жыл бұрын
Lahteenx
@LTworkshop
@LTworkshop 2 жыл бұрын
@@peijichan2589 this one easy: A-W-O-....
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n Жыл бұрын
The scariest thing is that this isn't even a joke anymore. This is tame compared to what a lot of people on Twitter do.
@princealmighty5391
@princealmighty5391 Жыл бұрын
And real life
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n Жыл бұрын
@@princealmighty5391 yup :(
@NazriB
@NazriB Жыл бұрын
Lies again? Sunday Bell + Spotify Barcelona + Spank Bang + Sell Backside + Small Boy
@davida1679
@davida1679 Жыл бұрын
So WHY? would anyone have anything to do with twitter?
@addict4165
@addict4165 Жыл бұрын
Woman=Wife Of Man I read it somewhere
@perunplague9794
@perunplague9794 Жыл бұрын
“…Each person can define for themselves what a woman is” “So can you define it?” “…” That was so perfect
@88Expert
@88Expert Жыл бұрын
A person who have 2 X chromosomes
@kromenfolie543
@kromenfolie543 Жыл бұрын
Woke culture ...
@Howdoyoupurr
@Howdoyoupurr Жыл бұрын
Adult biological female
@johnanderson9765
@johnanderson9765 Жыл бұрын
A person of the female gender
@patschatz7020
@patschatz7020 Жыл бұрын
Sure was!!!!
@caomunistadoggo4129
@caomunistadoggo4129 2 ай бұрын
An adult female human. Simple.
@Maliktevin1643
@Maliktevin1643 2 ай бұрын
DUUHHHHH!!!! 🤷🏾🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@MauriMiranda.
@MauriMiranda. Ай бұрын
May you define a female?
@Felaonile
@Felaonile Ай бұрын
​@@MauriMiranda. Biological woman, duuuuuhhh
@Felaonile
@Felaonile Ай бұрын
​@@MauriMiranda.Someone who have a vagina duuuuh
@harrisonsamson
@harrisonsamson Ай бұрын
​@@MauriMiranda. Human with xx chromosomes
@zylanderr
@zylanderr 5 ай бұрын
Plot Twist: he was trying to differentiate 'woman' from 'women'
@kenrosenberg8867
@kenrosenberg8867 2 ай бұрын
i was about to say that
@SmihoTvor_lite
@SmihoTvor_lite 2 ай бұрын
What's the difference
@thevalarauka101
@thevalarauka101 2 ай бұрын
women is pronounced with i sounds though while woman has schwas
@zylanderr
@zylanderr 2 ай бұрын
one is singular one is plural (personally if you ask me the plural should be womanen) /s
@thevalarauka101
@thevalarauka101 2 ай бұрын
@@zylanderr that wouldn't make sense, whereas woman -> women is clearly umlaut
@ryanlucas3907
@ryanlucas3907 Жыл бұрын
Feels bad when this isn't even parody anymore.
@PhonkAttack4DX
@PhonkAttack4DX Жыл бұрын
@@SpadeApeiron wtf? 😂
@Username-1289
@Username-1289 Жыл бұрын
@@SpadeApeiron 4/10 bait
@cukman1643
@cukman1643 Жыл бұрын
@@SpadeApeiron Its the 20% of retard leftists on twitter even most of them aren't that stupid.
@upendrawalke7082
@upendrawalke7082 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I do not know why the judges are suffering so much. 2 X Chromosomes. Like that is literally it.
@anatolydyatlov963
@anatolydyatlov963 Жыл бұрын
@@upendrawalke7082 Not exactly. Nowadays, there's a disconnect between gender, which is a purely psychological phenomenon, i.e. the thing you identify as, and biological sex. The word woman is supposed to describe the first one, and "female" the second one. Funnily enough, even when it comes to biology, about 1-2% of people can't be judged based on their chromosomes because of various conditions like mosaicism (they talked about it in the latest episode of SciShow). So to conclude, I'd say that if you have 2X chromosomes, you're most likely a female, not necessarily a woman.
@cptsuperstraight6924
@cptsuperstraight6924 2 жыл бұрын
If you don't know what a woman is because you're not a biologist, then you're admitting a woman is biological.
@sonicthehedgehog1606
@sonicthehedgehog1606 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It's like saying that you don't know the weather outside because you're not a meteorologist
@stefc1289
@stefc1289 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooo. Excellent point.
@davekendall1338
@davekendall1338 2 жыл бұрын
Check and mate.
@buddyguy4723
@buddyguy4723 2 жыл бұрын
Checkmate
@staceygram5555
@staceygram5555 2 жыл бұрын
@@JasonSmith-fe2fx You could have just ended your sentence before the word 'woman'.
@speakrighttogod
@speakrighttogod 5 ай бұрын
As one pastor said, if someone asks "What is a woman? tell them, "Your momma!! That explains it all.
@Silveryback
@Silveryback 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Shaharalyn1977
@Shaharalyn1977 4 ай бұрын
I've got one even better for you. Tell them it's what god created after man.
@j.al.3705
@j.al.3705 4 ай бұрын
Thats a perfect definition of woman. 😂
@Zodiase
@Zodiase 4 ай бұрын
But what if the kid had two male parents?
@OctoberPassedMeBy
@OctoberPassedMeBy 3 ай бұрын
​@@ZodiaseFine then. Birthing person from whom you came out of. Happy now?
@hitchcockisthegoat
@hitchcockisthegoat 7 ай бұрын
“Just spell the word so we can get a girl up here to win” dang near wrecked me. 😂😂😂😂
@2019inuyasha
@2019inuyasha 5 ай бұрын
How can they know he is not a girl...oh the bigotry has come full 😆
@MSKofAlexandria
@MSKofAlexandria 4 ай бұрын
Its sad cause thats not even the reality, now people would say "spell the word so we can get a octopusself up here to win"
@shadowgirl8038
@shadowgirl8038 4 ай бұрын
A Trans girl at that
@SwaggyFlan
@SwaggyFlan 3 ай бұрын
i agree miblin
@TheXyxy2
@TheXyxy2 2 жыл бұрын
This is not a satire, it's the reality.
@shpreenten
@shpreenten 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe only in the US, not anywhere else in the world!
@StillAliveAndKicking_
@StillAliveAndKicking_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@shpreenten In Britain too. The leader of the opposition party, Keir Starmer, could not define a woman. Someone needs to stand up to the trans bigots.
@SimpsonDG
@SimpsonDG 2 жыл бұрын
That must be a big problem for Babylon Bee. Today's satire is tomorrow's real life. It must be hard to keep up.
@alex0315
@alex0315 2 жыл бұрын
@@shpreenten In ALL English speaking countries.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 2 жыл бұрын
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@pierreedo5841
@pierreedo5841 Жыл бұрын
judge:"Spell woman." Kid: "Can I have a definition, please?" judge:"Listen here, you little shit"
@SC2Villares
@SC2Villares Жыл бұрын
@@nathanhz6268 NOT NECESSERALLY YOU SHIT, IF THAT """""""FEMALE PERSON""""""" DOEN'T RECOGNIZE THEYSELF AS WOMEN, IT CAN AS ANYTHING IT WANTASDKAPSODKPASJDQOINWWND BIG TEXT BIG TEXT BIG TEXT
@rodneylane5455
@rodneylane5455 Жыл бұрын
@@nathanhz6268 women is plural woman is singular
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Жыл бұрын
@@nathanhz6268 Can you define a WOMAN? - human, created from the rib bone of a man. If the BIBLE is too hard to read, may i help: Genesis 2:21 “And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;” Genesis 2:22 “And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.” Genesis 2:23 “And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Lets divide the WORD OF TRUTH as bible teaches us to do: 2 Timothy 2:15 Both words: ADAM and WOMEN are nouns: Adam = mankind. Both, males and females carrie the name; ADAM. Woman = female humans. WOMEN, name given by male human. We could also state that WOMEN = origin from a MAN. Which also the BIBLE says: "she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”".
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Жыл бұрын
@@nathanhz6268 And real church is human body itself, therefore, anyone who seeks for real CHURCH OF CHRIST, must take a look inside: 1 Corinthians 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? 1 Corinthians 3:17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. 1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? "This is a school, not church"? - if school teaches nonsenses (trans lie, nasa lie and etc.) then it is no school.
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Жыл бұрын
@@nathanhz6268 sharing truth is too much for school? Isn`t that the only reason for school(s)?
@iSon25
@iSon25 4 ай бұрын
Micropachycephalosaurus 😂😂😂😂 they did him dirty lol
@Acorn905
@Acorn905 Ай бұрын
I know i feel bad for him 😅
@CynderSpirit
@CynderSpirit 4 күн бұрын
The Taco Dinosaur or at least that's what the GamingBeaver calls them.
@sarahmason8154
@sarahmason8154 7 ай бұрын
"Wrong!! It's got an X in it now for some reason. OMG. Dying....
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 ай бұрын
Uhhh when does woman have an x in it...?
@soullessjoe3314
@soullessjoe3314 4 ай бұрын
Oh in their chromosomes😅 XX
@bunbacheso
@bunbacheso 2 ай бұрын
@@DinosaurNicksome people use the term “womxn”. Please don’t ask me why. I don’t understand it. It’s a left thing, apparently.
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 2 ай бұрын
@@bunbacheso i think womxn is a gender identity maybe idk but it's not to erase women. I'll have to do research on it as I never saw it before. I do now gxrl and bxy are genders pronounced as girl x and boy x. Maybe womxn is just a more adult way to say gxrl.
@mrretektor
@mrretektor 2 ай бұрын
@@DinosaurNick maybe word "womxn" doesn't contain part "man" because it highlights "womxn independence from men". At least that's what I'm thinking
@jmcc4566
@jmcc4566 Жыл бұрын
I love that they wanted a girl to win it but gave him “woman” to spell but gave the girl “precocious”
@vitamin_protein001
@vitamin_protein001 Жыл бұрын
"sexist"
@k9mc382
@k9mc382 Жыл бұрын
They knew he would miss the "X" in Woman😂
@yesno4378
@yesno4378 Жыл бұрын
@@k9mc382 You mean womxn , because this is the near future and people are complaining about man being part of woman
@pfp-underwater
@pfp-underwater Жыл бұрын
Precocious is an easy wors
@pfp-underwater
@pfp-underwater Жыл бұрын
Word
@adelek5974
@adelek5974 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how people can identify as something they can't even define.
@words007
@words007 2 жыл бұрын
Too much free time Ladies and gentlemen, too much free time for internet generation, thats all.
@furyberserk
@furyberserk 2 жыл бұрын
We know God, unknown knowns, known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and even unknown unknowns, but women is beyond that. Ps, I typed womxn but it auto corrected.
@jumpieva
@jumpieva 2 жыл бұрын
it's always about explaining that 'others' define it in many ways, but never seem to show what THEY actually use as this litmus test. the patients are running the asylum.
@rodman0088
@rodman0088 2 жыл бұрын
@@furyberserk Be careful to correct a woman, some have been known to come totally unglued with no justification whatsoever.
@justythrasher
@justythrasher 2 жыл бұрын
No, it's amazing we don't call that mental illness anymore
@SharkIey
@SharkIey 4 ай бұрын
Smart child outsmarted these 2 social media users
@spiff796
@spiff796 4 ай бұрын
I do hate it when people use the word to describe the definition of the word. That’s not how you define a word because it creates a paradox, a never ending cycle of the same definition…
@JchenTheChen
@JchenTheChen 4 ай бұрын
I mean, at one point that's gonna happen with any word
@TheTraveler980
@TheTraveler980 5 күн бұрын
There's two ways to describe this, too. Circular Reasoning or Begging the Question
@pursaveer9027
@pursaveer9027 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way the whole audience leans in when he says "Can you define it?" This is satirical gold!
@ankavoskuilen1725
@ankavoskuilen1725 2 жыл бұрын
Even the guy on the smartphone paid attention. 😂😂😂😂😂
@pursaveer9027
@pursaveer9027 2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.construed1305 If we wake up, won't we be woke then? ;)
@leiatyndall8648
@leiatyndall8648 2 жыл бұрын
Awake vs woke. Subtle difference, when written, but massive in scope.
@mamabear3887
@mamabear3887 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine leftists on the View, CNN, MSNBC and even at Disney outlets watching this and saying this is HAYTE and PHOBIC... what the heck throw "RACIST" in there too.
@ludeman
@ludeman 2 жыл бұрын
This young man is a better actor then most movies I have seen lately
@greg77389
@greg77389 2 жыл бұрын
Modern actors: -mouthbreathing all the time for some reason -overly dramatic poses/body language -tone of voice doesn't fit what they're doing half the time
@SnakeySniper
@SnakeySniper 2 жыл бұрын
Certainly better than Amber Heard
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 2 жыл бұрын
Are you a youngologist-manologist?
@bobbyd9319
@bobbyd9319 2 жыл бұрын
@@SnakeySniper come on, that shit was the dogs.
@OGSF_Apoc
@OGSF_Apoc 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe acting isn't the skill that Hollywood pretends that it is?
@samuelh5567
@samuelh5567 4 ай бұрын
Country of origin always gets me.🤣 Never seen the full thing though. Those judges are a**holes. JUST GIVE THE KID THE DEFINITION!!!!
@ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul
@ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul 5 ай бұрын
0:24 that hair flip was everything💁
@Flake52
@Flake52 7 күн бұрын
0:20
@cheesyborgor8394
@cheesyborgor8394 5 күн бұрын
After spelling "precautious" as "precocious" too lol
@durchhalter
@durchhalter 10 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The origin of the word "woman" is actually to be found in Germany. Back in the olden days the word "man" was referring to humans in general ("Mensch" in German) and was completely genderless. To differentiate between a female and a male human, two words would be used in front of "man", "wer" for males and "wif" for females. The "wer" we can still see in words like "werewolf", meaning "male human wolf" (a female werewolf doesn't really exist, it would have to be called "wifwolf"). The "wif man" (female human) turned into the modern word "woman". Also, the modern word "wife" comes from the old German word "wif" for female human, too.
@anonymous52638
@anonymous52638 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the knowledge man.
@durchhalter
@durchhalter 10 ай бұрын
You‘re welcome!😉@@anonymous52638
@GrexFilms
@GrexFilms 10 ай бұрын
Feminist reading your comment: Uhm... I think this is mansplaining
@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228
@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228 9 ай бұрын
so Wifi is a female word?
@sufjo1982
@sufjo1982 9 ай бұрын
@@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228you gotta use werfi if your a man you biggot
@joshuamurphy9902
@joshuamurphy9902 2 жыл бұрын
"His word was woman!" That last kid stole the show. 😂
@Deathisdark05
@Deathisdark05 2 жыл бұрын
That is such a mood though. When I was kid I recall that some of the words were easy and then they had some insanely hard ones. I swear they also pronounced the easy ones in ways nobody says them so that they were harder.
@IanD-ut4dy
@IanD-ut4dy 2 жыл бұрын
That had me crying 🤣🤣
@narata1541
@narata1541 2 жыл бұрын
Correction, his word was "womanx!"
@oratank
@oratank 2 жыл бұрын
@@narata1541 WRONG! it's got an X in it now for some reason w-o-m-X-n
@kesh4171
@kesh4171 2 жыл бұрын
@@oratank Thats because the word man shouldnt be in the word woman because sexism. Also words like manhole, manpower, manhours, and even Amen need to be changed because ..... sexism.
@midori4713
@midori4713 4 ай бұрын
a teacher addressed the class in an all girls school as girls and got fired.
@romanvolotov
@romanvolotov Ай бұрын
is that real? link pls (if possible ofc)
@alanlafond9705
@alanlafond9705 22 күн бұрын
One thing about it doesn't make sense, though. Why was the "non-girl" kid not kicked out of the "all-girl" school? If you don't want to identify as a girl, you shouldn't be allowed to attend a school for girls only.
@sevex9
@sevex9 5 ай бұрын
Omg the element of sabotaging boys is supremely apt. It's like hitting a bullseye only to have it ricochet and hit another bullseye.
@endame90
@endame90 2 жыл бұрын
When the last kid said "...his word was woman" I laughed more than I should have.
@nicholasyost8400
@nicholasyost8400 2 жыл бұрын
It was a beautiful end to the overall sketch!
@josephexodusinthelife
@josephexodusinthelife 2 жыл бұрын
I had a big ol' laugh throughout the whole thing!
@mytubechanneI
@mytubechanneI 2 жыл бұрын
You laughed as hard as you should at something so insanely absurd that it's actually happening in real life......
@jackbuendgen389
@jackbuendgen389 2 жыл бұрын
That was pretty funny
@namapalsu2364
@namapalsu2364 2 жыл бұрын
But you gotta admit that the initial convo makes Kenny's part funnier than it should.
@iuile
@iuile 2 жыл бұрын
"How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" I love that!
@rileskorks1068
@rileskorks1068 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNZ3pKmGuNrHqJc.html The definition of woman and man aren't as rigid as they were, and are skewed due to words being used in synonymy that shouldn't be. A woman is anyone who identifies with said gender, and associates with stereotypically feminine things. Biological females? Women. A trans woman? Also a woman. A trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery? Again, a woman. Thinking that a rigid answer to defining "what is a woman?!" or "what is a man?!" doesn't make any sense in today's society, as those questions pertain to *gender*, and not *sex*; seeing as gender is far more abstract in its definition, and isn't as limited. Using gender and sex synonymously often leads to this misconception of having an "easy definition" for a woman, and is better explained in the video I linked.
@sozo4483
@sozo4483 2 жыл бұрын
Woman is woman
@liamparkos7830
@liamparkos7830 Жыл бұрын
Woman refers to the non inherently biological societal characteristics people associate with one another it’s based in external reality and is socially constructed it’s not that hard of a word to grasp the definition of
@pinchebruha405
@pinchebruha405 Жыл бұрын
@@liamparkos7830 nope, sorry but we use words to describe our world, the things we can and can’t; see it feel it smell it etc…words don’t just define concepts they can an do define things too, so a woman is an actual thing not a concept. If it wasn’t a thing then why does it matter so much to trans women that they’re demanding to be included in a biological thing because women is not the same as a man biologist can see this, transgender are mutilating their bodies creating a dependency on big Pharma to conform to a social concept… really? stop with the cartwheels
@liamparkos7830
@liamparkos7830 Жыл бұрын
@@pinchebruha405 that’s just objectively false theirs plenty of things in external reality what we use words to describe there’s a reason why fields such as sociology psychology and neurology exist they study our consciousness
@kuldeeptank8497
@kuldeeptank8497 10 күн бұрын
"micropachycephalosaurus" "And he gets a woman..!!!" 😂
@johnmaxwell1356
@johnmaxwell1356 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the two judges say "everyone knows what a woman is" but then can not define it. Brilliantly written and too close to what society now considers as normal.
@snu3877
@snu3877 2 жыл бұрын
They are afraid to. And THAT is actually more frightening than the idea that most people truly do not know. They do, but they are afraid......
@MicahangeloYT
@MicahangeloYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@snu3877 simply because they're cowards. Me, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, heck I'm even going to assume you can all say what a woman is. The only people who can't define a woman is uneducated people, people who only live in fantasy, and/or people who are braindead (yes this is a attack on anyone who can't define a woman). Woman - A female adult human. Female - The sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs. It's that simple if you don't fit those definition you're a male aka a boy/man.
@vel-a
@vel-a 2 жыл бұрын
Western society *
@raphaelventura2997
@raphaelventura2997 2 жыл бұрын
What the guy said above, only the western society
@Ronny_Ron
@Ronny_Ron 2 жыл бұрын
Too close? Nah, exact
@fearthehoneybadger
@fearthehoneybadger 2 жыл бұрын
Those who have been telling us to follow the science don't know the difference between a man and a woman.
@specialk4006
@specialk4006 2 жыл бұрын
They know there's a difference... they don't want there to be. Baphamet. These people are literal devil worshipers.
@glmathgrant
@glmathgrant 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a veterinarian, but I know what a honey badger is!
@bradbecker8982
@bradbecker8982 2 жыл бұрын
The people that “follow” the science are just as culty as a religion. Science is something that humans engage in.. any of us can go by reason and logic.. and limit ourselves to conclusions based solely on evidence.
@kevinbirge2130
@kevinbirge2130 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not science. It’s a cult.
@peartree460
@peartree460 2 жыл бұрын
🌭 🌮 Duh
@Typical_Human549
@Typical_Human549 Ай бұрын
Bro doesn’t know how to spell “women” but is absolutely humbling them 😂
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 7 ай бұрын
The people sitting in the back without reacting is even funnier
@katandbaldi
@katandbaldi 2 жыл бұрын
“WRONG! IT’S GOT AN X IN IT FOR SOME REASON!!” The way he delivered that line was absolutely Golden! 😂😂
@skybussey6147
@skybussey6147 2 жыл бұрын
It has an X in it because of the X chromasone ( probably spelt that wrong) This is why I propose we rid ourselves of men and instead define ourselves as ManY, since we have the Y chromosome.
@theprodigy9617
@theprodigy9617 2 жыл бұрын
@@skybussey6147 Say sike rn
@w4976.
@w4976. 2 жыл бұрын
@@skybussey6147 Cool story bro
@hind4339
@hind4339 2 жыл бұрын
i actually searched google to see if that`s an actual thing ,then i realised it was just part of the skit.
@JaySeamus
@JaySeamus 2 жыл бұрын
Like he was born ready for that boy's 'mistake' loool
@MilkT0ast
@MilkT0ast Жыл бұрын
We live in a society where Babylon Bee has a hard time parodying it
@afgor1088
@afgor1088 Жыл бұрын
yeah because they're shit at their job.
@robvin94
@robvin94 Жыл бұрын
How sad it is that parody has become real life.
@KoeSeer
@KoeSeer Жыл бұрын
5-10 years ag, this skit would probably ended up as "eeh?" and noone gets it. but it's a reality that everybody gets.
@jaye-programming6354
@jaye-programming6354 Жыл бұрын
That's because the babylon bee has a hard time understanding what parody is. It doesn't say much about society that BB refuses to make a new joke and simply repeats the same old bullshit for ten years which was never funny or good to begin with. It says a lot about them though.
@RW-zh7kl
@RW-zh7kl Жыл бұрын
"people will believe anything, literally anything, if you just say it like you mean it" - myself But it's literally true
@blakstar327
@blakstar327 5 ай бұрын
👨🏻‍🦲: Can you spell “Woman” please? 👦🏼 : Sure, “A-D-U-L-T, F-E-M-A-L-E, H-U-M-A-N” 🏆
@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn
@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Ай бұрын
Even better, "A-D-U-L-T, P-E-R-S-O-N"! As "person" is meant to be female with males being humans. Same thing with cow/bull, bit-/hound, puss/tabby, mare/stallion, ewe/ram, sow/boar, etc.
@galaxystarrs5432
@galaxystarrs5432 Ай бұрын
XX chromosomes.
@jovanlisac
@jovanlisac Ай бұрын
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Im an adult person and im not a woman.
@fyolai4lifee
@fyolai4lifee Ай бұрын
⁠@@galaxystarrs5432not all women have XX chromosomes(if that’s what you’re referring to)
@azurelava7796
@azurelava7796 Ай бұрын
@@fyolai4lifeeThe majority do and that’s enough. Why do you need a complex definition just to be “inclusive” to that super small minority of people?
@GoodsonChiwedza
@GoodsonChiwedza 4 ай бұрын
America is now my circus I watch it without paying 😅😅😅
@ninaharper6282
@ninaharper6282 Жыл бұрын
When our society has come to the point where people pretend to not know what what a woman is, we are in serious trouble.
@darkwolf4434
@darkwolf4434 Жыл бұрын
But it is complicated since we've way more scientific knowledge at this time and has realized that the simplicity of the 2 sexes really aren't as simple as history has potrayed it. As an example the scientific definition of a female is a person with XX-Chromosomes. But the usual person would consider it based on genitals which doesn't always agree with the chromosomes. There are also sexual differences between people of the same sex like males with male brains and males with female brains.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 Жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf4434 But what is a woman? Let me help you: An adult, human female.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 Жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf4434 If you cannot define a woman based on biology, because of lots of variables, then how can you say "male and female brain"?
@darkwolf4434
@darkwolf4434 Жыл бұрын
@@Sunfl75 But what's the definition of female? A person with XX-Chromosomes and a vagina. At that point it's already creating complications since there are people with XY-chromosomes who have a vagina. I would call them women despite them not following all the characteristics of a biological female. So generally people with XX-chromosomes have certain body structures as I mentioned vagina, boobs, a certain brain structure and so on. However not everyone has all biological structures. Specifically brain structure seems to cause effects that makes you feel alienation towards your own body which is called gender dysphoria. There are also cultural/social ways to view women. That's what we call gender while we usually refer to the biological markers as sex. Hence the term trans-gender and not trans-sex.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 Жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf4434 You write "Specifically brain structure ." What brain structure? And whatever happened to hormonal influence on our brains and nature v.s nurture? That aside: You started defining a female quite well. Then you fell short, because all it took for you to see a female was a vagina and boobs... And the vagina is normally hidden under clothes. "Boobs" can be artificial. In order to define a human, adult female you need to take naturally occuring reproductive organs as your que. Does she have a natural vagina, a naturally occuring uterus, felopian tubes and ovaries? Does she have naturally occuring mammary glands for producing breast milk to feed an infant? Is there abcense of testies and a penis?That's when you're looking at a human female.
@andysvlock5992
@andysvlock5992 11 ай бұрын
The scariest part is there are ppl like those judges on school boards
@darkknight1604
@darkknight1604 11 ай бұрын
And I eliminated in job interview because of this. Those brаinless liberals is destroying the world.
@0kr4m
@0kr4m 4 ай бұрын
no there arent
@SleekHeroo
@SleekHeroo 4 ай бұрын
@@0kr4m yes there are. If you're saying there aren't then you're either from a normal part ofAmerica or not from America at all. School boards in America are fucking disgusting
@0kr4m
@0kr4m 4 ай бұрын
@@SleekHeroo No there arent and we dont need to define woman
@justmynameandnothing.8477
@justmynameandnothing.8477 4 ай бұрын
@@0kr4msorry but you would need proofs to back up your claim
@paulrice8342
@paulrice8342 2 ай бұрын
The last four years have been a nightmare. We are legitimizing weirdness and penalizing normality. Believe me NO one is going to enjoy living in the world being created in our country.
@mustangmikep51
@mustangmikep51 2 ай бұрын
no...its being created by the degenerate LEFTist LIBERALS.....not real Americans with their heads screwed on straight.....
@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086
@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086 5 ай бұрын
And to make matters totally absurd- we now have a Justice on the Supreme Court who doesn’t know what a woman is by definition! 🤢👎🏼🤥
@ronaldkerr8046
@ronaldkerr8046 4 ай бұрын
It would have been great if following the male judge using Ketanji Brown Jackson as an example, if the kid had asked, "does she know the definition of "woman?"
@chillanvillain
@chillanvillain 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, where did you guys find kids who can act that well???? That was great, especially the ending "...his word was woman."
@hlmoore8042
@hlmoore8042 2 жыл бұрын
That part was hilarious.
@mikegalvin9801
@mikegalvin9801 2 жыл бұрын
@Paul Mykietyn You just said what I was thinking.
@destinfarr
@destinfarr 2 жыл бұрын
For sure. ☺️
@ronvitug4641
@ronvitug4641 2 жыл бұрын
Rejected actors from Kamalas space summit with the kids the only overactor there was K
@youreokay7888
@youreokay7888 2 жыл бұрын
That kid looked like a mini Matt Walsh
@BeefyBruva
@BeefyBruva 2 жыл бұрын
Although this is comical, all the excuses given by the moderators are actual excuses used by people who refuse to define a woman
@occa7941
@occa7941 2 жыл бұрын
The biggest stupidity that a human being has done has been to bring the trend of not to define what is a woman 🤦🏻‍♀️after all those years calling woman a woman. This america is so stupid, they want to change what is right for what is bad.
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 2 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes sense if you think about it, or even if you don't. so I think called win/win
@BeefyBruva
@BeefyBruva 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenwave819 win/win sounds like a new pronoun. But I prefer she/her
@Questioneverythingx
@Questioneverythingx 2 жыл бұрын
Think that’s one of the points haha
@cannedsquasher5923
@cannedsquasher5923 2 жыл бұрын
@Zoot Rollo Not everyone believes + people have different faiths and believe in different gods. Some don't recognize Jesus as any significant figure, while Christians worship him as a Messiah. Everyone has their own ideas of the world (including yourself) and a simple KZfaq comment will not change this. The only way for us to find out who is actually right is through our own deaths.
@Tk01235
@Tk01235 5 ай бұрын
2:34 parents when you do everything right:
@mikohuzo9297
@mikohuzo9297 4 ай бұрын
Lincoln should've been like "Why are you bringing politics to a spelling bee?"
@thomasagarza
@thomasagarza 2 жыл бұрын
“His word was woman.” Although the whole things was comical, that was the best line.
@bolivarrubiano5798
@bolivarrubiano5798 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing at that ending!!!!!
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 2 жыл бұрын
Woman as in chest feeding milk bag person? Or a stunning and brave male pretending to be a woman?
@simonw3858
@simonw3858 2 жыл бұрын
His inner voice "C'mon MAN WTF! Do I look Asian to you?!!!!"
@nicholasyost8400
@nicholasyost8400 2 жыл бұрын
It was a great punchline delivery to the gag!
@copocopocopocopo
@copocopocopocopo 2 жыл бұрын
Bigot! Don't you know it has an x in it now, for some reason? W-o-m-x-n! This is jokes. Not being serious.
@sorethumbs379
@sorethumbs379 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the judge himself was pissed that the letter x has been added to the word woman is pure genius within itself.
@augustadams5006
@augustadams5006 2 жыл бұрын
Wait that was legit ?
@sorethumbs379
@sorethumbs379 2 жыл бұрын
@@augustadams5006 no it wasn’t, but the fact that it’s borderline believable is hilarious 😂
@nando1679
@nando1679 2 жыл бұрын
@@augustadams5006 I mean they did added x to latino
@michellephillips3655
@michellephillips3655 2 жыл бұрын
@@sorethumbs379 Hi. Let's not even acknowledge any added extras they want to add to WOMAN. It's ridiculous.... If their adding to the word woman, that's because they are referring to Men being physically altered via surgery or tablets.... So I do not know why they want to attach their experiences with the word woman, because they have never been women and no matter how much surgery or medication they take, THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE WOMEN... ITS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Use another word and detach from the illusion of thinking that they can mess about with the word woman when referring to real women... Just Woman will do.
@Sujad
@Sujad 2 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on KZfaq and it's not that long either.
@parodysk8512
@parodysk8512 6 ай бұрын
The human right is to live. To be ALLOWED to LIVE YOUR LIFE.
@Frostborne2778
@Frostborne2778 10 күн бұрын
Living is not a right. It’s an earned privilege.
@multifandombymobi2004
@multifandombymobi2004 Ай бұрын
JUSTICE FOR KENNY!!!
@charlytaylor1748
@charlytaylor1748 2 жыл бұрын
Top stuff, great kid acting & the precocious hair flick was spot on
@d2vmusic
@d2vmusic 2 жыл бұрын
I've just made nearly the same comment! It was vey good, though 😂
@bobbyd9319
@bobbyd9319 2 жыл бұрын
The liberal teachers were very on spot !
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 2 жыл бұрын
Person 1. "I identify As A Woman" Person 2. "I identify you As Mentally Ill" Also Person 2. "I don't mind what you think of yourself... the problem is when you try to use government power to force me into what to say and think".
@iloveit9468
@iloveit9468 2 жыл бұрын
❤️ The hair flick!
@larsonfamilyhouse
@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын
@@guidedmeditation2396 USA has freedom of speech, move there if you’re concerned about it
@soldierofchrist7343
@soldierofchrist7343 Жыл бұрын
The fact this isn't even satire anymore is one of the scariest things to have happened to society.
@chrisofstars
@chrisofstars Жыл бұрын
If there was a school shooting while he tried to spell then it would be scary, otherwise not even close.
@tomsd8656
@tomsd8656 Жыл бұрын
It's OK. Scarier things had happened to humanity. We are not really meant to live life without challenge. So, the important thing is never lose courage.
@helenaorr
@helenaorr Жыл бұрын
you when non-binary people exist: 😥😰😱😟😨😬
@aljazzizmond2779
@aljazzizmond2779 11 ай бұрын
American society, you are not the whole world you idiots,just because you tools dont know what a woman is and live in lala land doesnt mean the rest of the world is as stupid, have a nice collapse america 😂
@HonestMan112
@HonestMan112 11 ай бұрын
Western society*
@randomme6954
@randomme6954 4 ай бұрын
So true -- this channel is pure genius, keep it coming🤣
@virbstery
@virbstery 7 ай бұрын
All the parents in the back: 👁👄👁
@EthioMod
@EthioMod 2 жыл бұрын
This is painfully brilliant! I cannot believe the times we live in.
@OriruBastard
@OriruBastard 2 жыл бұрын
@@quakeknight9680 Just take a look at your own videos playing happy wheels through the mobile phone cam.
@bugwar5545
@bugwar5545 2 жыл бұрын
The good news is, currently it is a First World Problem. The bad news is, it may soon be a 1984 problem.
@righttorecord3538
@righttorecord3538 2 жыл бұрын
I can. I read Orwell's 1984 in 1966 and knew this was coming.
@BYRDE1917
@BYRDE1917 2 жыл бұрын
@@bugwar5545 What 1984 problem, could you please explain?
@aaronjjacques
@aaronjjacques 2 жыл бұрын
The dictionary defines literally as both literally and NOT literally. That was the beginning of the end.
@hicalebih8902
@hicalebih8902 Жыл бұрын
“Kenny, your word is micropachycephalosaurus” “His word was Womxn” 🤣
@AluminumTiki
@AluminumTiki Жыл бұрын
Can i has in sentence please? Yes, imma bout to shove a micropachycephalosaurus in your ass if you dont hurry up
@theghosttypegreninja8851
@theghosttypegreninja8851 Жыл бұрын
Where the hell did that x come from?
@NorahisaChristian
@NorahisaChristian Жыл бұрын
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 ikr
@chlay739
@chlay739 Жыл бұрын
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 (Just in case this isn't a joke and you're actually wondering) OP is referencing what was said in the video.
@SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth
@SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth Жыл бұрын
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 The term womxn is an alternative spelling of the English word woman. Womxn has been found in writing since the 1970s, along with the term womyn, to avoid perceived sexism in the standard spelling, which contains the word man. (Wikipedia)
@linkyCCCP
@linkyCCCP Ай бұрын
1:36 BRO NO ABORTION IS LITERALLY MURDER IT SHOULDN'T BE A RIGHT.
@c0brah2OO2
@c0brah2OO2 Ай бұрын
Yh this is a parody making fun of disturbing leftist stuff
@impositive17_07
@impositive17_07 2 күн бұрын
Abortion=a woman’s right.
@allegory7638
@allegory7638 23 күн бұрын
"How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" LOL
@super.spy.226
@super.spy.226 20 күн бұрын
Fr😭
@johngagliano7578
@johngagliano7578 2 жыл бұрын
This was great! The bad thing is that this could be any public school in America, and would be very believable .
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 2 жыл бұрын
This most bizarre concept is a means to an end. It seeks to normalize the policing of speech and thoughts and is a crack in the dam and a slippery slope
@icedriver2207
@icedriver2207 2 жыл бұрын
I bet this word will never ever end up in a spelling bee. Just for this reason.
@thereaction18
@thereaction18 2 жыл бұрын
One more reason to ban public schools.
@jrhackman7414
@jrhackman7414 2 жыл бұрын
No it couldn’t. The judges didn’t have purple hair and nose rings.
@BenMurfitt
@BenMurfitt 2 жыл бұрын
@@guidedmeditation2396 Social norms have been doing that for a long time.
@laudensharpe6529
@laudensharpe6529 2 жыл бұрын
The kid has more brains than the judges themselves.
@VYMQGSOH
@VYMQGSOH 2 жыл бұрын
And yet, the one with more brains still let's the idiots control the situation and tell them they're wrong when they've proven the truth, and so, the lie gets accepted as truth and the truth gets mocked and criticized until demanded to remain silent, forgotten or they'll be consequences, which most would just choose to complain, sit back and let the idiots do what they want.
@michaelc4060
@michaelc4060 2 жыл бұрын
That is an accurate portrayal of the woke system
@johnstrife7
@johnstrife7 2 жыл бұрын
​​@@VYMQGSOH "how loud do I have to be and how many times do I have to shout before it becomes true" is basically their entire argument
@casualmeme1854
@casualmeme1854 2 жыл бұрын
@John Strife "If you tell a lie; make it big and say it often enough and eventually people will think it's true" -Adolf Hitler Kinda scary to think about huh?😣😣
@Ron.Swanson.
@Ron.Swanson. 2 жыл бұрын
wow it’s like the judges are actors
@marc.V97
@marc.V97 4 ай бұрын
How am i only discovering this channel now?😮 ..this is brilliant.. Subscribed 👍
@e2b265
@e2b265 4 ай бұрын
The Onion looks like the news, Babylon Bee looks like a Dhar Mann video.
@WubNubDubs
@WubNubDubs Жыл бұрын
imagine the kid just spelled out "B, I, T, C, H" instead 💀
@yanrokbowl28
@yanrokbowl28 Жыл бұрын
Then he says, "Shows how much _you_ know"
@Scxjunkie
@Scxjunkie 6 ай бұрын
Literally what I was waiting for lmfaooooo
@Noitisnt-ns7mo
@Noitisnt-ns7mo 5 ай бұрын
I can name that tune in 4.
@ninamartinez5171
@ninamartinez5171 5 ай бұрын
​@@ScxjunkieLMAO 🤣
@hyrachine8573
@hyrachine8573 5 ай бұрын
the kid should of spelled it like that
@4dojo
@4dojo Жыл бұрын
I died when he said "it has an X in it now for some reason!". 🤣
@DavidMacKayE
@DavidMacKayE Жыл бұрын
Now Latinos are Latinx.
@4dojo
@4dojo Жыл бұрын
@@DavidMacKayE Yeah. I hear that online. None of my latino/latina friends in the real world seem to think so though.
@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 Жыл бұрын
holy shit, ur buff
@4dojo
@4dojo Жыл бұрын
@@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 lol. Thanks. You look like you're in great shape yourself.
@romanccccc123
@romanccccc123 Жыл бұрын
You won’t love the lake of fire I guarantee you that
@waffler-yz3gw
@waffler-yz3gw Ай бұрын
every "....no" is killing me
@Joeyblondewolf2
@Joeyblondewolf2 2 жыл бұрын
If you would've showed me this 10 years ago I wouldn't have gotten these jokes. But now I'm laughing and at the same time I'm sad this is even up for discussion 😅😂
@paularies5276
@paularies5276 2 жыл бұрын
@Ragnar Odinsson soo u saying a barren lady is not a woman!?
@mimimystique1
@mimimystique1 2 жыл бұрын
@@paularies5276 someone with an xx chromosome
@vojacked305
@vojacked305 2 жыл бұрын
@Ragnar Odinsson more like being born with only female reproductice system. Working or not.
@Joe-pb3bm
@Joe-pb3bm 2 жыл бұрын
Woman is like the price of merchandise on Rodeo Drive. If you need to ask, you can't afford it (or to). LOL
@Phylum123456
@Phylum123456 2 жыл бұрын
Woman: An adult, human, female. Female: of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes. It's not hard.
@peijichan2589
@peijichan2589 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: his name isn't Lincoln; it's Matt Walsh
@louisanelson7948
@louisanelson7948 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! 😂😂
@MiaBonita-lx8ez
@MiaBonita-lx8ez 4 ай бұрын
Just think, this actually happened in a congressional hearing. We're in so much trouble!
@cheriem432
@cheriem432 4 ай бұрын
*Please* tell me this is a parody! Otherwise, it is the height of ridiculousness.
@bobsnider-rz1td
@bobsnider-rz1td 4 ай бұрын
it is
@sabaschiwangu371
@sabaschiwangu371 Жыл бұрын
The last kid killed me with laughter"his word was women" 😂😂😂😂
@mixs0269
@mixs0269 10 ай бұрын
so true
@Andypatino7612
@Andypatino7612 8 ай бұрын
Imagine being that last kid, you know you'll get the hardest one!
@RemziCavdar
@RemziCavdar 7 ай бұрын
Woman not women. Women are plural, and women are singular, meaning 1 person who is an adult female human being.
@blacklight4720
@blacklight4720 7 ай бұрын
😂
@Quipless
@Quipless Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the parents/adults are just staring in the back and do not even acknowledge the fact that the judges are yelling at him.
@johnanderson9765
@johnanderson9765 Жыл бұрын
It's obvious the judges' anger and the audience's non-reaction are scripted.
@Quipless
@Quipless Жыл бұрын
@John Anderson I know it was scripted, it's still surprising
@xcharash9339
@xcharash9339 Жыл бұрын
@@johnanderson9765 but they need to make it realistic
@FULLMETAL380
@FULLMETAL380 Жыл бұрын
@@johnanderson9765 Its scriptd since its a skit
@JohnnyLaw1409
@JohnnyLaw1409 Жыл бұрын
That's because they all know that kid is a bigot.
@BillChatham-cb7sn
@BillChatham-cb7sn Ай бұрын
Took me like a whole minute to realize this was a skit.
@FrankJohn
@FrankJohn 7 ай бұрын
You've got this one. I love this.
@martimsalvador9186
@martimsalvador9186 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the fact that he is afraid to touch her to make her calm down at 2:24 after she literally does that to him shows how much effort they put in this video.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 2 жыл бұрын
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@SteveKuban
@SteveKuban 2 жыл бұрын
You have a keen eye Martim, thanks for pointing this out. It's fun to watch his trepidation as he decides it's not worth the risk, and pulls his hand back.
@theopenbrit2623
@theopenbrit2623 2 жыл бұрын
Gem of a sketch.
@lilmupp875
@lilmupp875 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even catch that nice one
@apteryx7080
@apteryx7080 2 жыл бұрын
so well played 😅
@nblack2867
@nblack2867 2 жыл бұрын
"The definition of 'Woman' is 'Woman'!" Comedy gold right there.
@Sujad
@Sujad 2 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on KZfaq and it's not that long either.
@TiroDvD
@TiroDvD 2 жыл бұрын
I'm more amused because I took Metaphysics for college. One of the goals in that branch of Philosophy is how to avoid these situations. Specifically "how can we make statements about Reality that are always True AND have meaning? Since the only things that are always True are tautology definitions for example: 'a ball is a ball'."
@hongliu8459
@hongliu8459 16 күн бұрын
"his word was woman why do i have to spell some word that sounds collage level"
@miguelcardoso5084
@miguelcardoso5084 Ай бұрын
That is my homeboy, just messing with them
@BuddyBrownMusic
@BuddyBrownMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, this is my favorite Babylon Bee video of all time!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@jesuslovesyou1454
@jesuslovesyou1454 2 жыл бұрын
Mine too! 😂😂😂
@billiehaley2816
@billiehaley2816 2 жыл бұрын
I blew my coffee this was too too too funny...cuz it's true. I wish eveyone on Earth could see this right now.
@TheNatewl777
@TheNatewl777 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@patriciahuffman6327
@patriciahuffman6327 2 жыл бұрын
But it's frightening if this could be true! This is actually happening,
@jesuslovesyou1454
@jesuslovesyou1454 2 жыл бұрын
@@patriciahuffman6327 ? It's frightening "if this COULD be true!" But in your next sentence you state "It's actually happening!?" So which is it? Could be true or It's actually happening? 🤔
@whackcar
@whackcar 2 жыл бұрын
Ask anyone from a non-western country what a woman is & you'll get a definition in no time.
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 2 жыл бұрын
Ask any woman from a Western country and you'll get a slap.
@JC-kv1oo
@JC-kv1oo 2 жыл бұрын
Because they are bigoted 3rd world scum! - Stupid Liberal more likely
@Mat-ilda
@Mat-ilda 2 жыл бұрын
Just ask anyone who is mentally stable
@wm8840
@wm8840 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone on earth could give you a definition in no time, some people are just scared to admit they have one
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 2 жыл бұрын
@Анастасія 1_3_6 for being grossly stupid i.e. 144 times more stupid than averagely stupid.
@TheTraveler980
@TheTraveler980 5 күн бұрын
2 years, and this is still a reality somehow.
@robertcross5794
@robertcross5794 2 жыл бұрын
The first little girl flipping her braids back with attitude was spot on.
@KalElKryptonsFinest
@KalElKryptonsFinest 2 жыл бұрын
Precocious.
@vajs6312
@vajs6312 2 жыл бұрын
"WRONG! IT'S GOT AN "X" IN IT NOW FOR SOME REASON!" That one got me 🤣
@Penaldo_supremacy
@Penaldo_supremacy 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@THANA_III
@THANA_III 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t get this “x” part of the joke 🥲
@vajs6312
@vajs6312 2 жыл бұрын
@@THANA_III I believe it has to do with the LatinX idiocy
@dyingEnet
@dyingEnet 2 жыл бұрын
@@vajs6312 similar, feminist decided the "men" part was sexist due to being "the default"
@-SimonRiley
@-SimonRiley 2 жыл бұрын
@@dyingEnet Amen
@johnlilly2991
@johnlilly2991 Ай бұрын
“A Woman is your momma “😂😂😂😂
@zalllon
@zalllon 7 ай бұрын
This may be over a year old, but it is still great and educational to watch.
@opinion3742
@opinion3742 7 ай бұрын
Educational? You are off your tree!
@JoeyCannoli
@JoeyCannoli 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the "womxn" joke coming and it still got me laughing like crazy. Great job, Babylon Bee!
@chromiyum6849
@chromiyum6849 2 жыл бұрын
People use womxn now??
@Rakkoonn
@Rakkoonn 2 жыл бұрын
​@@chromiyum6849 No one actually uses it, they just like commanding others to use it.
@kayleneemery8217
@kayleneemery8217 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rakkoonn Sooooooooo true.
@claireandslash6480
@claireandslash6480 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, as soon as he spelt it I knew he was "wrong"
@-Believeinyourself-
@-Believeinyourself- 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rakkoonn at this point I don’t believe 90% of those people are real. I think their bots. Have you ever met someone in real life as unhinged as people act on the internet? Maybe. But not as frequently. Not even close
@BENKYism
@BENKYism 2 жыл бұрын
"Can I have the definition of woman please?" "No"
@ghljytjgvhbgtyjmhg
@ghljytjgvhbgtyjmhg Ай бұрын
The "his word was woman" got me 🤣
@chilogutierrez695
@chilogutierrez695 15 күн бұрын
The way that little shit was smiling..... He knew what he was doing lol.
@Bad_Llama
@Bad_Llama 2 жыл бұрын
“X doesn’t make that sound.” More comedy gold. Why are we not living in the funniest age?
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 2 жыл бұрын
Cause that was 1910
@Adameichenauer
@Adameichenauer 2 жыл бұрын
“A penis doesn’t make you a boy.” -trans affirming surgeon “Ok, I’m gonna take part of your leg and make a penis so you’re now a boy” -also trans affirming surgeon “What if f I wanted one leg” -Matt Walsh “Well that’s a mental disorder” -trans affirming surgeon
@inkchariot6147
@inkchariot6147 2 жыл бұрын
Any "trans affirming surgeon" needs to be in prison for medical misconduct.
@JasonSmith-fe2fx
@JasonSmith-fe2fx 2 жыл бұрын
Nice strawman, but isn't it almost like most people that identify as X gender want to blend in as average person of X gender?
@valentina905
@valentina905 2 жыл бұрын
💯 on point!
@kongmengyang1098
@kongmengyang1098 2 жыл бұрын
But... science!
@lucifernazaedi
@lucifernazaedi 2 жыл бұрын
Careful, being trans-disabled is becoming a thing now.
@donjohnson3701
@donjohnson3701 18 күн бұрын
“Intolerant little bigot”! WomXn! It has an X in it now!
@rumuelnathanael8043
@rumuelnathanael8043 4 ай бұрын
"I'm not a woman... woman." 😂😂😂
@kylecollins3755
@kylecollins3755 2 жыл бұрын
"And that makes you a hateful little bigot!" 🤣🤣
@r_elyaqub8214
@r_elyaqub8214 Жыл бұрын
You know it is THAT bad when a supreme court nominee, could not define woman even though she herself is a woman. THIS IS AMERICA!
@buckiesmalls
@buckiesmalls Жыл бұрын
Yeah.. Define it for us.
@romanccccc123
@romanccccc123 Жыл бұрын
@@buckiesmalls are you married to a dude or a woman? Simple man were born with penis and were born with a vagina 🤦🏻‍♂️ surgically removing or adding one of the other does change what God intended in his image for you 🤷🏽‍♂️
@TheDoctor394
@TheDoctor394 Жыл бұрын
Not just America. Recently here in Australia, a prominent doctor was called out by someone for constantly referring to "pregnant people", but never "pregnant women". He was asked if only women could get pregnant, and he gave medical descriptions about how someone could get pregnant, but could not bring himself to say "women", no matter how many times he was asked. Very disturbing.
@Googlysaur
@Googlysaur Жыл бұрын
@@buckiesmalls a human specimen possessing of a vagina, a sex organ used in the reproduction process. You’re welcome.
@wh_kers
@wh_kers Жыл бұрын
their end is nigh
@peopleforpooping
@peopleforpooping 4 ай бұрын
The long pause and lean before the "no" got me 😂 but its so true unfortunately
@MrrChurex
@MrrChurex 13 күн бұрын
The ending was perfect 😂
@evansglobal1
@evansglobal1 5 ай бұрын
“What's a woman? Your mother!” - Gino Jennings
@woo6855
@woo6855 Жыл бұрын
"An adult human female" - there, done and dusted lmao
@kirowaterlaw9432
@kirowaterlaw9432 Жыл бұрын
Trans women are women, but not females. Therefore your definition is incorrect
@woo6855
@woo6855 Жыл бұрын
@@kirowaterlaw9432 My definition is the literal Google definition
@puffygasp3982
@puffygasp3982 Жыл бұрын
AYO!
@Gonbatfire
@Gonbatfire Жыл бұрын
Now define female
@tushaarverma2770
@tushaarverma2770 Жыл бұрын
@@Gonbatfire a person with xx chromosomes.
@PC-dc1kv
@PC-dc1kv 2 жыл бұрын
I love it!!! All of the actors, the adults as well as the kids, nailed it perfectly 😂. This is actually happening, you couldn’t make it up.
@Dodo-ck5tq
@Dodo-ck5tq 2 жыл бұрын
I know, it was flawless, like perfect. I'm still laughing 😂
@hequipmansmo8802
@hequipmansmo8802 2 жыл бұрын
But they did !
@georeb2
@georeb2 2 жыл бұрын
You can Make it up , They Do
@mrbust999
@mrbust999 2 жыл бұрын
I talked to people like this online, they are actually mentally unstable.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 2 жыл бұрын
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@HvfflepvffHalfBlooD
@HvfflepvffHalfBlooD 4 ай бұрын
Woman: “the singular noun of an adult female” Its not that hard?
@Spacelover81000
@Spacelover81000 19 күн бұрын
Woman; literally meaning taken from man because of Adam and Eve. One cool thing about men and woman is that woman is form man, for she came form Adam’s bone, yet every man from that moment on has come from a woman. If that’s not balance, I don’t know what is
@tyler4418
@tyler4418 2 жыл бұрын
That was so good, the kids really sold it. The boys line at the end "His word was woman" killed me lol.
@Hawkcam1996
@Hawkcam1996 2 жыл бұрын
“His word was woman” And yet, he still somehow got it wrong, despite actually spelling it correctly. So…which had it worse? The kid with the really long and complicated word…or the one that’s literally impossible to get right because some people put a random x in it in place of the a?
@Kat-mu8wq
@Kat-mu8wq 2 жыл бұрын
@Donny D probably that stuck up little b*tch at the start with his hair flick 🤣 oh wait.. I'm not allowed to say that because I'm white and she isn't. 😱
@BEBAY
@BEBAY 2 жыл бұрын
@Donny D 😂😂😂
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