Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

8 ай бұрын

A mother takes her homeschooled children to the public library, only to find it’s changed a lot since she was a kid.
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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee 8 ай бұрын
What books should be banned from the woke library?
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx 8 ай бұрын
Biology textbooks (biology was invented by the KKK to steal the 2016 election for Donald Trump).
@originalname6372
@originalname6372 8 ай бұрын
All of them
@merinsan
@merinsan 8 ай бұрын
Books are reinforcing white colonialism...so al of them!
@Vortex1x1x1x
@Vortex1x1x1x 8 ай бұрын
Any book containing the letter e
@timmy18135
@timmy18135 8 ай бұрын
Any book on logic
@AcshualSnotski
@AcshualSnotski 8 ай бұрын
The librarian is surprisingly accurate for modern day. I remember when the Bee was satire.
@AcshualSnotski
@AcshualSnotski 8 ай бұрын
In fact, there was a commentor on KZfaq today talking about Charlie and The Chocolate factory being phobic...
@AcshualSnotski
@AcshualSnotski 8 ай бұрын
@@Vulture402I guess I'm behind on my modern culture... I wondered why I kept hearing about it.
@wherami
@wherami 8 ай бұрын
Showing facts again
@coleens.6212
@coleens.6212 8 ай бұрын
@@Vulture402 I sell used children's books online, and I just took photos of 10 Dahl books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Likely they will sell very fast (they usually do).
@coleens.6212
@coleens.6212 8 ай бұрын
Love the unibrow on the librarian.
@samurachi420
@samurachi420 8 ай бұрын
My wife is a librarian, she works with these people everyday. It's not really an exaggeration, that literally how it is in a public library
@SN00PICUS
@SN00PICUS 8 ай бұрын
​@@MalachiWhite-tw7hlThere's a pole at the one near me 😂 I think it was originally a fire exit, but you can imagine how that has been repurposed.
@t.mendous7922
@t.mendous7922 8 ай бұрын
You mean somewhat normal government employees?
@aggy5372
@aggy5372 8 ай бұрын
No it's not. There are woke librarians, yes. But the idea that they wouldn't have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is ridiculous. They have books of all types--that is the function of the library.
@Squirrelman48
@Squirrelman48 8 ай бұрын
She must be a bold woman!!
@Outcast-0033
@Outcast-0033 8 ай бұрын
@@aggy5372 apparently you havent seen some of these library's then cause i have discovered that they are selectively excluding certain books.
@SethCorbinMusic
@SethCorbinMusic 8 ай бұрын
“Are they remembering the flood?” Amazing
@BasedBaptist
@BasedBaptist 5 ай бұрын
nope, they are just provoking the fire and brimstone which they will kindle like bundles of sticks
@undefined69695
@undefined69695 5 ай бұрын
All the religious crazies can easily be found in comments lmao
@clckc
@clckc 5 ай бұрын
@@undefined69695 and the woke crazies like you too
@SunshineSuperstar
@SunshineSuperstar 5 ай бұрын
​@@undefined69695 Yeah, unlike those science crazies. There's none of them around!
@undefined69695
@undefined69695 5 ай бұрын
@@SunshineSuperstar you are comparing a vocation to religion, that’s quite odd. One has a set of cultural values and the other is a job… how can one be “science crazy”?
@crosswarrior38
@crosswarrior38 5 ай бұрын
"Woah, mom just swore!" As a previous sheltered homeschooler I can relate lol
@bnsyphotography2104
@bnsyphotography2104 5 ай бұрын
No one cares.
@OnGuardYT
@OnGuardYT 5 ай бұрын
@@bnsyphotography2104 I do
@Tekyng_of_Baregan
@Tekyng_of_Baregan 4 ай бұрын
That's the way I grew up. I still don't say the name of anything that goes into the toilet.
@hyrachine8573
@hyrachine8573 4 ай бұрын
if you don't care then why did you comment rofl
@michemash8860
@michemash8860 3 ай бұрын
#Triggered 💀
@seth7745
@seth7745 8 ай бұрын
“what are your personal pronouns?” “I, me and mine” Definitely going to use that one from now on. lol
@yakityyak8894
@yakityyak8894 5 ай бұрын
I didn't realize there was a correct answer to the question until this video
@BornInTheWrongTimes
@BornInTheWrongTimes 5 ай бұрын
@@yakityyak8894 Honestly same. This is a perfect response cause now they have to refer to you as your biological sex or not refer to you at all. Which of course paves the road for us to troll them on how they “assumed our gender” 😂
@kevintipton4738
@kevintipton4738 5 ай бұрын
My pronouns are F U lol. Those idiots are an example of our mental health problems.
@TheMomseloc
@TheMomseloc 5 ай бұрын
I use, "YOU PEOPLE".
@kevintipton4738
@kevintipton4738 5 ай бұрын
@@TheMomseloc I used mentally unstable
@davidw5198
@davidw5198 8 ай бұрын
As a librarian, I'm happy to say that my library is nothing like this, although I have been to some that are! We are all pretty conservative, and our community is too.
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
you are very fortunate.... every single one of them in the general area here are totally for that crap... clearly they cant even define what a woman is...and the people pushing this shit are completely out of touch with reality... .. and probably pervs... just saying.
@evangelicful
@evangelicful 8 ай бұрын
How do we stop this from happening?! 😢 it is so frustrating just going to a library like back in the 1990s where none of this was even around
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
@@evangelicful thats just how i remember it.... then again... most of them were "in the closet"... and Creepy Joe Biden isnt helping anything... he's promoting indoctrination.
@benjaminthibieroz4155
@benjaminthibieroz4155 8 ай бұрын
Library are sanctuaries. No book should be banned or put to undeserved display.
@thefunniestfarm4731
@thefunniestfarm4731 8 ай бұрын
@@benjaminthibieroz4155 Pedo books aimed at children should always be banned.
@necasperaterent29386
@necasperaterent29386 5 ай бұрын
"The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" is an actual book. This exists. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
@The.rs.show.youtube
@The.rs.show.youtube 3 ай бұрын
One of the Amazon reviews is about a father buying it for his kid and when the kid showed interest in the book they said that the kid being interested was proof that the kid was transgender and the kid found another transgender kid in school The kid was preschool age 30 people said the review was helpful Im gonna be sick
@MelodyM492
@MelodyM492 Ай бұрын
NO FREAKING WAY
@ShaneMiller-if5gt
@ShaneMiller-if5gt Ай бұрын
That sounds terrifying. I hope you aren't too traumatized by this revelation.
@chrisgrieve9533
@chrisgrieve9533 Ай бұрын
Don't let the freaks take over. Good always triumphs over evil.
@steve-zx5jb
@steve-zx5jb 7 күн бұрын
I am waiting for Christ to return and hoping He asks me to help stomp out the evil.
@oberlinerin
@oberlinerin 4 ай бұрын
Homeschool mom here. This is spot on for my library if you take out the pole and add a mask on and plastic partition in front of the librarian.
@RebekahNicole
@RebekahNicole 8 ай бұрын
As a homeschooler, I approve of this skit. 🤣
@lawrencetalbot8346
@lawrencetalbot8346 8 ай бұрын
Honestly the mom nailed it. Telling me to watch my mouth while dropping the F bomb in the process
@Dimesprodz
@Dimesprodz 8 ай бұрын
Same 😂 homeschool is awesome
@lisarodriguez2926
@lisarodriguez2926 8 ай бұрын
I hope you include Bravebooks in your homeschooling. In the meantime, I hope to see the communist controlled dept of education dismantled some day. The indoctrination has got to stop! Blessings to you and yours❤
@gingy30
@gingy30 8 ай бұрын
@@lisarodriguez2926 Do you just casually throw the word communist around whenever you feel like it?
@gingy30
@gingy30 8 ай бұрын
@@Dimesprodz Only if you have adequate teachers. Not all parents are fit to homeschool their children.
@alliseuss1555
@alliseuss1555 8 ай бұрын
The baby's appropriately timed look of distress at 3:02 was hilarious.
@John-uo1qf
@John-uo1qf 8 ай бұрын
And the smirk by the boy at 3:11 when mom asks if there is anything "good"?
@dive2drive314
@dive2drive314 8 ай бұрын
As if the baby was playing along with the skit... too cute
@ernestoherreralegorreta137
@ernestoherreralegorreta137 8 ай бұрын
I died laughing when I saw that too!
@minhchaubuingoc8384
@minhchaubuingoc8384 8 ай бұрын
The baby at 3:27 too
@smilemagickthundergrave
@smilemagickthundergrave 8 ай бұрын
Thank You, I too noticed the baby's reaction to the gender-crank librarian with distress - a truly amusing moment..
@lhollman284
@lhollman284 5 ай бұрын
Im a public school teacher in Brooklyn and man does this ring true. Thanks for this!
@waveslayer007
@waveslayer007 5 ай бұрын
no it dosnt
@coreysparks2311
@coreysparks2311 5 ай бұрын
^ valedictorian class of 2024
@DaisySoCrazy6
@DaisySoCrazy6 3 күн бұрын
I go to a VERY conservative public school and it is the best. We got teachers and counselors telling students “There are only two genders” 😄
@offworlder1
@offworlder1 7 ай бұрын
This is why people with values are becoming more conservative and more right wing.
@geobloxmodels1186
@geobloxmodels1186 8 ай бұрын
A few months ago, my nephew and his wife had a baby. Instead of buying them stuff they don't need, I made up a kind of time capsule box. I got a bunch of books that I thought would be good at different ages. So, each birthday the kid gets to open a new book or sometimes a set of books. It starts out with some Dr. Zeus, and later includes Aesop's fables, Narnia, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Animal Farm, 1984, Art of War, The Prince, Lord of the Rings, Age of Reason, and other books that are worth reading. In the last packet, to be opened in 18 years, I included a short video of myself in which I explain why physical books are best because they can't be revised once printed. I encouraged the kid to read all kinds of things and to always be willing to learn. I doubt I will be around in 18 years, but I hope those books are and that my message makes it through.
@kingbonza
@kingbonza 8 ай бұрын
WHAT!! No Poor Mans James Bond.
@defaultytuser
@defaultytuser 8 ай бұрын
A lovely idea! Sadly, chances are a leftist relative will eventually find out and the time capsule "goes missing"...
@kristenmarie8655
@kristenmarie8655 8 ай бұрын
This is an awesome idea! Very sweet, sentimental and very thoughtful.
@heatherwood2449
@heatherwood2449 8 ай бұрын
What a beautiful, thoughtful thing for you to do.
@freedomridermorty4459
@freedomridermorty4459 8 ай бұрын
The Gestapo will raid that home and burn those offensive books 😞 Huckleberry Finn is now Considered Racist and banned 🚫
@SJ-fj1cj
@SJ-fj1cj 8 ай бұрын
This is basically what happened to my family. We came back from living in Indonesia for 2 years to our cute little local library in Idaho. I was shocked and appalled to see on display in the picture book section a book about gay Santa and his husband, among many other books on oppression of blacks by whites and transgender kids. In the section designed for preschoolers!
@blabbergasted4380
@blabbergasted4380 8 ай бұрын
Ja Komrade! U r proof of the catastrophic speed all of our childhoods are being trashed.
@evangelicful
@evangelicful 8 ай бұрын
Opening doors that don't need to be opened
@Acousticlystrange
@Acousticlystrange 8 ай бұрын
Wow 1984 is really happening
@C.O._Jones
@C.O._Jones 8 ай бұрын
This happened in Idaho? We’re doomed.
@ChristianWagner888
@ChristianWagner888 8 ай бұрын
We call that "reverse culture shock", every time we go back to Germany for a furlough from our missionary work in the Philippines. Having our children schooled at Christian schools in the Philippines has been a great blessing.
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 6 ай бұрын
I work in the public school district in the town of a major University campus in Illinois. The reality of this is not too far off at all! I recall one day I went to help out one of the teachers. When I arrived I found her throwing away 4th grade history books into the trash. I could see that the books were still in good condition so I asked her what was wrong with the books. She said they were "outdated". I said "How so?" She said that history was more than just what a bunch stories of what old white men did! INSANE Doesn't even begin to describe these people!!
@waveslayer007
@waveslayer007 2 ай бұрын
the state issues new history books, teachers cant just throw books away einstin
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 2 ай бұрын
@@waveslayer007 And yet she was tossing them right into the trash!
@waveslayer007
@waveslayer007 2 ай бұрын
@@Blahbevava yes old books that where no longer going to be used
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 2 ай бұрын
@@waveslayer007 Many of them were still in like new condition. No reason to throw away perfectly good books that could have been utilized elsewhere if not there! You know book burning is something fascists do. So is history modification to fit a certain narrative and agenda. Got to love all the excuses for it you're trying to make. Teacher even stated her reason for throwing them away making a racist comment "A bunch of old dead white men"
@Blahbevava
@Blahbevava 2 ай бұрын
@@waveslayer007 🙄 You just don't get it do you. This country is SO Wasteful today and no longer appreciates where anything came from. The WW2 generation understood. Consecutive generations just don't get it! But You will at some point! Very painfully. We all will!
@Skyebright1
@Skyebright1 5 ай бұрын
‘ Give me a child till he is seven years old,’ said St Ignatius Loyola, ‘ and I will show you the man.’
@charlessutherland274
@charlessutherland274 8 ай бұрын
As a likely soon to be former librarian, this hits hard. I loathe and despise what has become of my profession.
@pattyo4703
@pattyo4703 8 ай бұрын
I feel your pain Charles. When you invest in a career that serves a useful purpose, but see that purpose being eroded, it is disheartening. I have wondered what type of people first decided that adult entertainers should come read stories to young children. Hopefully I don't get arrested for wondering.
@charlessutherland274
@charlessutherland274 8 ай бұрын
@@pattyo4703 Thanks, Patty. I really needed that.
@pattyo4703
@pattyo4703 8 ай бұрын
@@charlessutherland274 You are welcome.
@MH-lg1iu
@MH-lg1iu 8 ай бұрын
How do we turn this around?
@sheabutter94
@sheabutter94 8 ай бұрын
I feel ya, but there’s also part of me that if we allow the left to push us out of our careers, that’s letting them win. That said, I can relate to you because that’s how I feel in academia right now, so I wouldn’t blame you for finding a non-woke job, though those are getting fewer and farther apart as we cede more territory to these jerks.
@nathanembry9245
@nathanembry9245 8 ай бұрын
Homeschooling must have been awesome. No active shooter drills, standardized testing, sexual predatory teachers, decent lunch everyday, no bullying,etc.
@andybray9791
@andybray9791 8 ай бұрын
Homosexual agenda etc was a slip from morality. I wouldn’t teach about sexuality until people become teenagers
@chicbate
@chicbate 8 ай бұрын
no knowledge it's the best
@chicbate
@chicbate 8 ай бұрын
dude cancel the Prom then and cancel flower girls and ring bearers and cancel parents because we don't know what they're doing behind closed doors and ban beaches because ... people are there and that's gross to me. @@andybray9791
@andybray9791
@andybray9791 8 ай бұрын
@@chicbate ?
@chicbate
@chicbate 8 ай бұрын
it's kinda weird parents want to have so much control over a kid that's like a perfect isolation for like grooming and better yet, no one to answer to [bosses/govern/overseers] ask any homeschooled kid how great it was to learn dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark... they're gone go quite far in the real world@@andybray9791
@isabelllash2512
@isabelllash2512 5 ай бұрын
This is scarily accurate. I used to be a teen volunteer at my local library a couple summers ago. I was in charge of assembling the monthly craft kits for June. The craft was an unpainted flag with a paper showing the numerous lgbt+ flags kids could decorate it with. These kits were meant for k-3rd graders!! I explained that I wasn't comfortable making these kits and the librarian (who was very kind about it, surprisingly) put me in charge or arranging a rainbow display for the teens section. I did do that because I like color coding and had a job to do.
@rosecloudheaven5953
@rosecloudheaven5953 5 ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮
@davidrobertsemail
@davidrobertsemail 6 ай бұрын
Every public library is woke. It’s impossible to check out classic books but there’s always 10 available copies of the latest nonsense. I live in Texas and ours are just as bad as California.
@Travis_Stewart5422
@Travis_Stewart5422 8 ай бұрын
As a homeschool dad I find this completely hilarious
@gingy30
@gingy30 8 ай бұрын
Get out more
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 8 ай бұрын
@@gingy30 Um, ironically you are the ones that need to get out more. Just because we are homeschooled, doesn't mean we don't get out. In fact, more field trips are done by those of us who are homeschooled than those who are stuck in public schools. We also have a better understanding of humanity, sin, judgement, and the history of mankind and how sin is in all aspects of history and the human life.
@gingy30
@gingy30 8 ай бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 Can't believe I received an "um actually" comment this soon 😳
@gingy30
@gingy30 8 ай бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 That last sentence doesn't help your cause. Makes you look like a self-righteous dipshit.
@Travis_Stewart5422
@Travis_Stewart5422 8 ай бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 don't worry about gingy, people who talk crap like that for no reason are just jealous. Your response was spot on
@aaronlopez492
@aaronlopez492 8 ай бұрын
Home schoolers visit woke library? I have a feeling it's going to be a culture shock!!
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 8 ай бұрын
It'll more like a horror show.
@itstimefortim
@itstimefortim 8 ай бұрын
I mean I'm homeschooled but I don't think anything can shock me at this point
@jannerwingfeather
@jannerwingfeather 8 ай бұрын
More like uncultured shock
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 8 ай бұрын
Sadly, that is one "library" that needs the "Alexandria" treatment. 😒
@isaacvanderbilt4505
@isaacvanderbilt4505 8 ай бұрын
Wait till they find out that 2 years olds can be Transgender as well as sexually active! *Mind Blown*
@ML-pe7ed
@ML-pe7ed 6 ай бұрын
This is alarmingly accurate. We homeschool, have been for 20+ years. Our children are not quite this sheltered 😂 however, we no longer go to the library. I just buy every book used that they want to read so we can choose together not to read trash. God help us. And good job, BB!!
@bellakim9169
@bellakim9169 5 ай бұрын
!!!!!!!!!!!
@joedirt3563
@joedirt3563 3 ай бұрын
You sound like a rare gem of parents raising kids these days.
@hollyharpe180
@hollyharpe180 6 ай бұрын
Our local library has turned into a weird, uncomfortable space for me. They proudly display all the children & young adult lgbtq material on the top of the book shelves. My kids are teenagers now and they no longer care about the library. I use to take them to all the library events like their summer programs. Thank goodness they are old enough to know better.
@readingtoomuchfiction
@readingtoomuchfiction 8 ай бұрын
the "gosh darn it!" "woah! mom just SWORE!" had me WHEEZING
@rogerwilcojr
@rogerwilcojr 8 ай бұрын
My mom yelled at me for saying that when I was about 8, lol - memories.
@paulis7319
@paulis7319 8 ай бұрын
@@rogerwilcojr mine too, and for saying "heck" because it supposedly means "h-e-double hockey sticks." Now as an adult I've learned the joy of "professional fanity" and my mom always gets onto me for saying the f-word every other sentence. lol
@animebrat76
@animebrat76 8 ай бұрын
Good mom, no swearing in front of kid
@lukebrennan5780
@lukebrennan5780 8 ай бұрын
I recall us (four kids) reeling in shock when our Mum in fury said "Damn!" - still remember it, 55 years later.
@ariannedechateaumichel7777
@ariannedechateaumichel7777 8 ай бұрын
I can't remember my dad ever swearing, let alone my mom. My boyfriend now thinks it's adorable that I say "bleep" instead of any of the "normal" cuss words, but I really just can't say them.
@bobhaugland9822
@bobhaugland9822 8 ай бұрын
Even the baby was smarter than the librarian. (3:02)
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 8 ай бұрын
I'd bet the family dog and cat are smarter. 😮
@klartext2225
@klartext2225 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, BIG laugh here! Protecting the ears just in time.
@occamsshavecream4541
@occamsshavecream4541 8 ай бұрын
That scene where the baby puts his hands over his ears is honest!
@Chinshellbuford
@Chinshellbuford 8 ай бұрын
😂
@doctorkiro
@doctorkiro 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, the librarian wasn't really that stupid. She was just following the institution. Even though it's a skit and stuff, I found quite intrigating that ahmm... they? said: "the library doesn't permit it." rather than a more personal kind of phrase.
@Annakaydyct
@Annakaydyct 7 ай бұрын
My son loves Dr Seuss, that's his birthday theme this year. Cancel me
@browniewolf6833
@browniewolf6833 5 ай бұрын
What I don’t understand in this video is that they use the fact that Dr. Seuss is a racist as a joke when he is very much racist??
@luizasantos4181
@luizasantos4181 5 ай бұрын
​@@browniewolf6833 ele é racista? Porquê?
@Lavenderrose73
@Lavenderrose73 4 ай бұрын
​@@browniewolf6833 How was he a racist?
@bldontmatter5319
@bldontmatter5319 4 ай бұрын
Stop. ​@@browniewolf6833
@ibvghgfvbnbc
@ibvghgfvbnbc 4 ай бұрын
TBF Dr Seuss is an adulterer and neglectful husband
@margaretpickholtz8772
@margaretpickholtz8772 7 ай бұрын
Homeschoolers always ask the most direct questions, love em
@DannerBanks
@DannerBanks 8 ай бұрын
My mom was a librarian. She loved her job. The worst part was the other librarians who had crazy views. And the guys who came in to look at porn on the pubic computers.
@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 8 ай бұрын
the drag queen story time person also used the computers for that at my local library.
@FamousWolfe
@FamousWolfe 8 ай бұрын
@@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 Next time it happens, take a video and upload for the whole world to see
@TheTruthAlwaysWins169
@TheTruthAlwaysWins169 8 ай бұрын
"pubic" computers!!! hahaha!
@azsunburns
@azsunburns 8 ай бұрын
Your pubic slip made my morning❤
@JadedJarvis
@JadedJarvis 8 ай бұрын
As a guy, I also go to the library to look at porn....................................................................................................................................................just kidding dont arrest me. I do it in the private space of my home.
@stvbrsn
@stvbrsn 8 ай бұрын
You see, this is why BB always has the best take. They’re willing to poke fun at the homeschool family as well as the woke library.
@szymonbaranowski8184
@szymonbaranowski8184 8 ай бұрын
institutions are corrupted and incompetent while families are ignorant and equally incompetent parents should take parenting courses the same way institutions should be examined but nobody even thinks about doing so as if incompetence was granted normalcy to just accept blindly without any accountability just in case of parents there is a sense of common fate and direct result, what actually makes these people freak out about question if they doing it right when they actually think about it and often they "try too hard"... it's always a South park experience that's great side of it btw symbolism of the pole is something deserving a full scientific book hahaha you can predict pole dancer to have daddy issues in 90% of cases the homomarxism side incorporating it as own theme as well is very telling "she is dancing for me" "she is dancing around me" is also similar complex on male side of the phoenomenon of course
@equipeoutdoors
@equipeoutdoors 8 ай бұрын
I don’t see how it’s a poke at the home school type of families.
@toastedprocastinator
@toastedprocastinator 8 ай бұрын
​@@equipeoutdoors they can't even use the simplest of words like GOSH of all things 😭☠ not even damn ☠
@ultraseggs
@ultraseggs 8 ай бұрын
"See? Everybody gets shit on this channel here." -A former KZfaq icon
@Purple_Freedom_Ninja
@Purple_Freedom_Ninja 8 ай бұрын
I'm a homeshooler and I don't feel like this video makes fun of us at all lol. "Look at these silly homeschoolers and their totally reasonable morals!"
@isturbo1984
@isturbo1984 5 ай бұрын
This pretty much happened to me, no exaggeration. I used to go to my public library until the pandemic (lockdowns). Pretty much transitioned to online reading with kindle. Then one day in a late Spring afternoon, after all the lockdowns were lifted, I decided I really missed the physical experience of the actual book, and went to my local library. They were closed. I said to myself, "What the hell is Juneteenth?" Came back the next day, and it looked like a rainbow bomb exploded inside.
@geojjjackson3535
@geojjjackson3535 5 ай бұрын
You are clueless. Public libraries exist to support ALL in the community. I live in a liberal area and never seen the library collection dramatically outside the interest of the patrons.m
@isturbo1984
@isturbo1984 5 ай бұрын
@@geojjjackson3535 what do you mean i'm clueless? i can tell you the branch and locations. KCLS (King County Library System) in the Seattle Area. I went there myself. nothing i said was false at all. you are clueless, bot.
@ivandragokrizanac9429
@ivandragokrizanac9429 5 ай бұрын
what IS Juneteenth? i genuinely have no idea
@isturbo1984
@isturbo1984 5 ай бұрын
@@ivandragokrizanac9429 i think its the day blacks got to be us citizens. and they pretend amarica didnt really begin without them or something. even though there were free black men before that. not sure. they like to pretend its the true independence day.
@geojjjackson3535
@geojjjackson3535 5 ай бұрын
Juneteenth & gay pride are one month per yr and the library may promote books related to that. And? You make it sound like they had displayed explicit porn all over the walls. That radical conservative group Moms for Library went to a local police station in Florida trying to get a public librarian fired b/c there was a young adult fantasy novel on the shelves. It was a fantasy book with goblins and mystics. And they considered this X rated! This is the kind of radical right hysteria that is getting people riled up over nothing. Two Texas state reps demanded to audit a school and public library for what they thought were indecent materials. 2 books were considered questionable & moved to the adult section. Again, books that celebrate Juneteenth & lgbt history are not inappropriate and serve a portion of the community just like books that celebrate Asian history & culture.
@Fast_Eddy_Magic
@Fast_Eddy_Magic 5 ай бұрын
When they were talking to the librarian, the baby covered its ears! 😂
@TheNewsInASL
@TheNewsInASL 8 ай бұрын
What are your "personal pronouns?" 2:29 - "I, me, mine." That shouldn't be so hilarious, but considering how brainwashed the current generation of non-home-schooled children is, all I can say is, "🤣." I still miss when Babylon Bee did satire.
@rogerwilcojr
@rogerwilcojr 8 ай бұрын
Then, if you really want to break them, when they say they mean what pronouns do you want people to use when referring to you, say that those would be your pronouns that you use, not mine.
@mayamartin7359
@mayamartin7359 8 ай бұрын
I’m taking these ideas and using them at every possible opportunity. Thank goodness I’m a homeschool mom and entrepreneur myself, with enough control over my own daily life that I rarely have to deal with these crazies 😂 except, ironically enough, at homeschool events 😳
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 8 ай бұрын
I'm remembering that one. Gonna work on my confused face. "I, me, mine?"
@joseyoverbigz
@joseyoverbigz 8 ай бұрын
Yea satire instead of reality.......
@myowncomputerstuff
@myowncomputerstuff 8 ай бұрын
Remind me how I'd sometimes provide thou/thy/thine as my (second-person) pronouns. Please speak to me like it's the Middle Ages, or I don't wanna hear it.
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 8 ай бұрын
Wow. A critique of the far left and what happens when we shelter children far too much. Funny yet all too sad at the same time. Another gold for Babylon Bee.
@goofyahhslimjackson1942
@goofyahhslimjackson1942 8 ай бұрын
Quite true lotof conservative satire doesn’t address their sides problems too
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 8 ай бұрын
@@goofyahhslimjackson1942 The Babylon Bee 🐝 is not afraid to satirize false conservatives also.
@SkollTheWerewolf
@SkollTheWerewolf 8 ай бұрын
@@goofyahhslimjackson1942 It seems this one did just fine at conveying both messages.
@goofyahhslimjackson1942
@goofyahhslimjackson1942 8 ай бұрын
@@SkollTheWerewolf A stellar job indubitably
@DonTruman
@DonTruman 8 ай бұрын
When young it's appropriate to shelter them. They need a Garden of Eden to grow in, and then as they get older, gradually learn how to contend with the ugly realities of the world.
@Vil-Slav
@Vil-Slav 7 ай бұрын
1:55 I guess George Orwell wasn’t wrong about the future in a way
@user-tm5st6zt7g
@user-tm5st6zt7g 3 ай бұрын
​@@A_Hylian_is_not_an_elf"The Ministry of Truth" is an obvious reference to "1984".
@ilyaman6850
@ilyaman6850 8 ай бұрын
I am glad that my librarian was an old kind hearted grandma that would help us any time. I am glad that I had a good childhood.
@ericsfishingadventures4433
@ericsfishingadventures4433 8 ай бұрын
It's insane what they expose kids to today. Nice cameo by jp! 😂
@heypistolero
@heypistolero 8 ай бұрын
The most un FBI looking FBI agent ever
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
its Pure Evil what they are 'trying' to indoctrinate our kids with... nothing but Pure Evil.
@Ebh55.
@Ebh55. 8 ай бұрын
Who?
@raspberryflash583
@raspberryflash583 8 ай бұрын
He’s another satire guy who is starting to lean towards Christianity @@Ebh55.
@svenjansen2134
@svenjansen2134 7 ай бұрын
@Ebh55 AwakenwithJP
@Evelyn-zn6td
@Evelyn-zn6td 8 ай бұрын
Proud homeschool family with a home library of over 3000 books. Never have to worry about Library trash. 🎉
@zonzillamagnus5902
@zonzillamagnus5902 5 ай бұрын
You have 3000 books?
@johnmichaels4330
@johnmichaels4330 5 ай бұрын
What a strange flex.
@zonzillamagnus5902
@zonzillamagnus5902 5 ай бұрын
@@johnmichaels4330 how so?
@johnmichaels4330
@johnmichaels4330 5 ай бұрын
@zonzillamagnus5902 3000 books so she doesn't have to worry about seeing something she considers trash. Several leftists brag about the same thing. That's a strange flex. Stranger that I had to explain it to an adult who likely graduated high school at least.
@johnmichaels4330
@johnmichaels4330 5 ай бұрын
@@zonzillamagnus5902 see above censored reply
@pyro5159
@pyro5159 6 ай бұрын
In an age where Berserk is more kid friendly than what’s available for them. That’s just sad
@saintamerican6105
@saintamerican6105 8 ай бұрын
as a black conservative i appreciate this video for showcasing the DOWNFALL OF AMERICA ❤️
@homethatilove4595
@homethatilove4595 8 ай бұрын
I happened into my library recently and was 😧😕😒 unpleasantly surprised how Woke, masked up & UNcomfortable it was... Its been completely infiltrated!!
@WashtenawCountyAnimals
@WashtenawCountyAnimals 8 ай бұрын
what do you mean? woke means that you are aware of modern day issues and masked means taking precautions to not get sick-precautions that do not harm you-,
@Tater-Chuck
@Tater-Chuck 8 ай бұрын
​@@WashtenawCountyAnimalsNot funny.
@homethatilove4595
@homethatilove4595 8 ай бұрын
@@WashtenawCountyAnimals 🙄 Please wear your KN95 very very tightly around your breathimg holes and stay safe & aware of possible marxism
@freedomridermorty4459
@freedomridermorty4459 8 ай бұрын
Someone obviously took the Jab and is now Contaminated 😮😮😮
@tenjou0
@tenjou0 8 ай бұрын
@@WashtenawCountyAnimals To the average person "woke" means that people think in terms of "oppressor" and "oppressed" (and the two roles are assigned to subsets of people and are unchangeable) and will be an absolute cunt to anyone who disagrees with them. Unless they're wearing a professionally fitted N95 mask, those precautions mean nothing and are more a sign that the person wearing it is A) A hypochondriac and B) Going to be an absolute jackass to everyone else.
@stealthsamurai8980
@stealthsamurai8980 8 ай бұрын
Jp is the icing on the gender fluid cake!!
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 8 ай бұрын
Family Guy had an episode once.... Peter is headed to the restroom. A guy asks, "Gender Fluid?" Peter says, "Yes, there will be a lot of that!" 😂
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
although i think JP stands for the 'right things'.... him showing his bulge in nearly every video is VERY disturbing... so much so i had to UnFollow him... he is clearly doing that intentionally... which in itself is wrong.
@ImperfectCitizen
@ImperfectCitizen 8 ай бұрын
@@sIXXIsDesigns JP is cringe, sus, and likely a larper.
@Zaloomination
@Zaloomination 8 ай бұрын
​​@@ImperfectCitizensus? Suspect?...for what? Being an insincere drifter?
@terfalicious
@terfalicious 8 ай бұрын
@@sIXXIsDesigns ...and yet, here you are....
@spiritsavage
@spiritsavage 6 ай бұрын
This is absolutely disgusting. And unfortunately absolutely real.
@geojjjackson3535
@geojjjackson3535 5 ай бұрын
You are clueless. Get outside your trailer park bubble
@jaminschmitt
@jaminschmitt Ай бұрын
When some Dr. Seuss books were banned at the library at the school I worked at threw them away unceremoniously into the trash bins. The librarians didn’t have a second thought about it.
@smittysmeee
@smittysmeee 8 ай бұрын
"Are they remembering the flood?" "Yeah. Something like that." Oh man, that is painfully true.
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, God regretting his promise that he won't do it again.
@veganconservative1109
@veganconservative1109 8 ай бұрын
I have often thought of buying 'dove' stickers and putting them on some of those rainbows. "Peace, dude-of-many-gender-possibilites. Chill out."
@animebrat76
@animebrat76 8 ай бұрын
The flood of evil
@martabachynsky8545
@martabachynsky8545 8 ай бұрын
@@rachdarastrix5251 He said he wouldn't destroy the world by _flood_ again. He said, the fire next time. 😬
@Zaloomination
@Zaloomination 8 ай бұрын
Makes me so mad that they literally wrap themselves and their pride in their sin around the symbol of God's mercy for sin. Actively spitting in His face.
@ExTrumpet
@ExTrumpet 8 ай бұрын
"Idiocracy" was meant to be a comedy spoof. Turns out, it was a prophetic documentary.
@mgratk
@mgratk 8 ай бұрын
Started as a comedy, became a documentary, and now its actually propaganda, since it shows a world far more sane and wonderful than actually exists right now.
@navret1707
@navret1707 8 ай бұрын
As was 1984 without the comedy spoof.
@animebrat76
@animebrat76 8 ай бұрын
Damn 😂 I’m now gonna cry in the corner.
@justforever96
@justforever96 8 ай бұрын
It was 100% meant to be a satire of the present world and the path we are on. So I have no idea why anyone is shocked that the world is starting to resemble that world. Like what do people think, they were just like "okay let's imagine this totally unrelated world that has nothing to do with present society, and make people do really silly things that they would never do in real life and never will do"? What would be the point in that? The entire point of satire is to emphasize what really does exist by showing a humorously exaggerated version of it, exactly like drawing a caricature of a person. It's pointless if you just draw an imaginary person with some silly features, the humor derives from it being a representation of a real person. So Idiocracy was a caricature of the present world, with the underlying message that "if we stay on this path, this is what the world will actually look like eventually". So no, that shouldn't surprise you. If there is anything to comment on, it's that the writers called it so well. And in ten years you will look back on 2023 as the good old days before it really got bad.
@kamiken10able
@kamiken10able 5 ай бұрын
My son asked me the other day when we were at the library if the librarian was a boy or girl (mustache, dyed long hair, skirt, basically what this video showed), I said the exact same thing. “that’s a librarian”. My son side eyed they/them/her/him/mermaid so hard when we left lol.
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 12 күн бұрын
I would have said "just some crazy person".
@bowlinerailfan
@bowlinerailfan 6 күн бұрын
Having liked mermaids since I was a kid, that's the first time I've known that word to be used as a pronoun. But given all the misused pronouns and made up ones, it shouldn't surprise me if I ever hear "mermaid" used as a pronoun again.
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 6 күн бұрын
@@bowlinerailfan mermaid/mermaidself 😂 I like mermaids too btw
@bowlinerailfan
@bowlinerailfan 6 күн бұрын
@@zombifiedpariah7392 And now it seems like interesting timing for our comments. My nieces went to the beach this weekend and a friend of my sister gave them a mermaid tail to share. I just got the pictures of them. They weren't allowed in the ocean with it as they haven't had much swimming lessons yet, but they still had fun with it. If I wasn't several states away, I could've joined them with my merman tail and we could've had a great photo op.
@rob4eva
@rob4eva 5 ай бұрын
It's mental that this is what's happening.
@-E_L_I_A
@-E_L_I_A 5 ай бұрын
It's really not
@gyllenspetzfamily7993
@gyllenspetzfamily7993 8 ай бұрын
I work at a library. This is what they push. Get to know the staff that work with the under 18s. I would say 60% are predators.
@SN00PICUS
@SN00PICUS 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I sorta assumed the predators part when they had the S*x Ed posters "What do you like, and how do you know?" Friggin insanity
@gyllenspetzfamily7993
@gyllenspetzfamily7993 8 ай бұрын
@@SN00PICUS I am a Christian and it's like working in N@z! Germany. The some of those that aren't predators allow them to creep, but you'd be disgusted by how many YA librarians mostly women are grooming the kids. More a few have been arrested.
@freedomridermorty4459
@freedomridermorty4459 8 ай бұрын
Predators need to have the Tables turned on them. Phedofilia will be mainstream just like it is now in Hollywood. Real MEN need to stand together and Rid these Vile Monsters from Society. Stop going to local Libraries, just Stop 🛑 Let the trash collect dust. These Freak Shows need audiences to survive, just Boycott everything. These freaks are desperate for attention . We're actually living in the Twilight Zone 😞
@mayamartin7359
@mayamartin7359 8 ай бұрын
I am a mother deadset on protecting against this and I’m taking you seriously. Please elaborate??
@lizs8853
@lizs8853 8 ай бұрын
​@@mayamartin7359seriously don't let your kids be alone in the library.
@sussudioharvey9458
@sussudioharvey9458 8 ай бұрын
Sad to say in My library system this isn’t even satire. I go online to reread Classics like Gone with the Wind and they are literally nonexistent in their system. But instead they Headline all sorts of books on gender identity on their Home Page?🤦‍♀️
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 8 ай бұрын
I've bern ordering the literary classics from Amazon. Probably no longer on the shelves of the local library. I mourn the old ways. 😢
@HoneyBadgerF98
@HoneyBadgerF98 8 ай бұрын
Call the library or go in person to request an interlibrary loan of any physical title you want to read! If you request a book like this, the interlibrary loan system will try to get the book for you. Requesting books like this can also prompt your library system to buy the title for their collection!
@jenw8323
@jenw8323 8 ай бұрын
Same! We homeschool and use the library a ton. We have up to 100 books out at a time. But I had to get Charlotte’s Web through Inter-library loan! I could not believe it! I regularly order books through ILL for homeschool because they don’t have a lot of the good ones. And I made the mistake of taking the kids to the library during June once. I could not believe the crap on display in the childrens room. I took pictures to show my husband because I wanted proof that I wasn’t overreacting. But yet, not one single Johnny the Walrus book. 😂 actually, it might not have been published at the time. But They are into that whole “We carry banned books” trope (I.e inappropriate crap for kids in the name of free speech), and their YA section says “adults not allowed” or something like that. And we live in a small, conservative midwestern town!! So far, no drag queen story hour yet, thank God!
@tenjou0
@tenjou0 8 ай бұрын
@@lancerevell5979 Thriftbooks is also a good place to go if you're looking for earlier editions.
@geoffsutton78
@geoffsutton78 6 ай бұрын
I love that JP and the Bee are working together now. Great humor (and truth) just got better!
@tb6303
@tb6303 6 ай бұрын
I love how the mom holds out the baby's hands for the handcuffs at the end. 🤣
@cherylsosciacassidy6701
@cherylsosciacassidy6701 8 ай бұрын
As a homeschool mom......I totally approve of your digs at homeschoolers. Yes, we are a little odd. No, I don't want my children to fit in. I use the library by ordering books online for pick up. When I was a kid my mom turned me loose to browse the stacks and max out my library card. I wish my kids could have the same experience but...we live in Oregon so, no.
@rickyspanish9071
@rickyspanish9071 8 ай бұрын
God bless you and your family!
@MrDeano-eu9rg
@MrDeano-eu9rg 7 ай бұрын
Why don't u want them to fit in? I'm not in favour mediocrity or baseless conforming but your wording is confusing
@corybrown8196
@corybrown8196 7 ай бұрын
because the whole point of home schooling her children is she understands how crazy the society around her has gotten (especially oregon) if her kids 'fit in', then that means they would be crazy like the librarian in the skit
@amandakuykendall2911
@amandakuykendall2911 5 ай бұрын
Cant let the kids go to children's section alone here in smallsville SC either!!!!
@MV-wb2cz
@MV-wb2cz 5 ай бұрын
@@amandakuykendall2911 Where is Clark Kent when you need him in Smallville?
@Fahrenheit451.
@Fahrenheit451. 8 ай бұрын
Cutest thing is the little baby. Definitely the star of the show ☺️
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 8 ай бұрын
Realistically, aliens would probably laugh more at conservatives beliefs in anti-science, pseudoscience, made-up stuff, made-up hierachies, "Take from the Poor and give to the Richhhh"" and much more; let alone videos like 'The GOP-led House is embarassing' by SMN
@SchweinrichOG
@SchweinrichOG 5 ай бұрын
Did you notice when he was covering his ears? Great acting!
@MeThinkThereforeMeIs
@MeThinkThereforeMeIs 3 ай бұрын
1:50 the ministry of truth The world is literally becoming 1984💀
@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 5 күн бұрын
Double plus good
@MeThinkThereforeMeIs
@MeThinkThereforeMeIs 5 күн бұрын
@@denifnaf5874 what
@NurseAmamiya
@NurseAmamiya 8 ай бұрын
3:24 even the baby was like 'dafaq?'
@chainsawsubtlety9828
@chainsawsubtlety9828 8 ай бұрын
No one looks less like an FBI agent than JP.
@jennifermcneil8349
@jennifermcneil8349 8 ай бұрын
😂
@Walter-wo5sz
@Walter-wo5sz 8 ай бұрын
JP looks too intelligent.
@ElizabethJones-pv3sj
@ElizabethJones-pv3sj 8 ай бұрын
That's why he makes such a great undercover agent. He just had to fill in for a uniform colleauge today.
@smilemagickthundergrave
@smilemagickthundergrave 8 ай бұрын
What a fun channel crossover to have (cross-dressing, trans-political) JP Sears on the Bee. 😊
@Kurgan0822
@Kurgan0822 8 ай бұрын
The librarian with the flannel shirt with the tie is just way too realistic 😂
@_expired_milk9312
@_expired_milk9312 7 ай бұрын
0:19 that genuinely freaked me out
@drahcirnevarc9152
@drahcirnevarc9152 6 ай бұрын
The actress playing the librarian with all that they/them ghastliness is absolutely brilliant.
@phylliscarlton7110
@phylliscarlton7110 7 күн бұрын
I loved the eyebrow action.
@FrankBrocato
@FrankBrocato 8 ай бұрын
I am so happy all of my children are adults now otherwise I would be arrested for assaulting a THING with blue hair.
@Walter-wo5sz
@Walter-wo5sz 8 ай бұрын
Sadly our downtown library is more of a homeless shelter than a woke library. Went to use the restroom and saw an old guy taking a bath in the sink. It's kind of the opposite of a safe place.
@all_things_beautiful6905
@all_things_beautiful6905 8 ай бұрын
This is completely accurate. I worked at a library for a few years and the computers were almost always filled with the homeless people. Or they came just to charge their phones. While most never caused problems, it did turn people off. We also dealt with drugs and alcohol. I had a man overdose in the bathroom, a woman shoot up in the bathroom in the children's department. As for the children's department, we mostly got kids with their support professionals that weren't kept under control. Most evenings it was chaos, so families didn't come because you couldn't enjoy it. Our homeschooling families used the library for what it was, but I was told that they're not coming like before now that our little library is going woke. It's a shame.
@daynekudija366
@daynekudija366 Сағат бұрын
Diabetes is an actual thing that people are forced to use syringes for just saying
@sarahgibbs1483
@sarahgibbs1483 6 ай бұрын
Brave Books are the best!! My children get so excited about each month's new arrival! We read those books over and over!
@zzL2536
@zzL2536 4 ай бұрын
Even the baby almost cried
@Laurtew
@Laurtew 8 ай бұрын
I am a retired librarian because our library system went this direction.
@eetoved1758
@eetoved1758 8 ай бұрын
💔 thanks for your service. The ladies in my family have been librarians for generations.
@minhchaubuingoc8384
@minhchaubuingoc8384 8 ай бұрын
The baby's expression when the librarian is blabbing on is priceless 😂😂
@KB-si5fx
@KB-si5fx 5 ай бұрын
*cute lil eeeee* *covers ears*
@crisl9079
@crisl9079 7 ай бұрын
Great. Love the point about Kirk Cameron and cameo by JP Sears.👍🏼
@sabrinamorris8268
@sabrinamorris8268 5 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the local Liberian being proud of herself she got rid of all the old books. She took all the books older then 2010 off the shelfs and throw them in the garbage. She didn't bother to sell them she tossed the books in the trash. She replaced a lot of the books with woke crap. This library doesn't have money to replace the manga the kids have fall apart because of over use but can replace there woke books every time someone destroys those books.
@georgecooper4502
@georgecooper4502 8 ай бұрын
God bless JP
@breakingrowesbud
@breakingrowesbud 5 ай бұрын
BAHAHAH! Glad I stayed till the end! Great drop in!
@geyck
@geyck 8 ай бұрын
Shoutout to that baby! What a trooper
@animebrat76
@animebrat76 8 ай бұрын
Good baby
@Yoofaloof
@Yoofaloof 8 ай бұрын
The babies facial expression at 3:03 has been mine this last few years...
@auxiance14
@auxiance14 18 күн бұрын
"Once the ministry of truth changes the language" HA... nice, i got that
@zflipside
@zflipside 5 ай бұрын
When i was a homeschooled kid... I always wanted my country to have lots of public libraries. Books were expensive. As part of a homeschool community we depended on the other homeschooling parents to lend their books. We would photocopy them or we had to save up for a while to buy them... I was so jealous... But After seeing America now... 😅 I'm not so jealous. 😅
@trillium7582
@trillium7582 8 ай бұрын
Oh man. I just took my toddler to the library for the first time. I'd only ever been to my town library's grown-up section. The children's area had an actual green-haired angry librarian, a display of books about how various disabilities were actually superior, and a new-books section where a third of the books were about how if you like to sometimes wear a cape but sometimes you like to wear a dress, guess what, you ain't a girl! It was depressing to the extreeeeeeme.
@Bob-gn8ph
@Bob-gn8ph 8 ай бұрын
Luke 21,36 KJV ❤
@tenjou0
@tenjou0 8 ай бұрын
I feel lucky that my passing looks at the children's section in my local library doesn't really have that. They do carry the woke books, but they're put in the adult sections. My local library still has all the stuff I read as a kid,
@bellakim9169
@bellakim9169 5 ай бұрын
!!!!!!!!!!!
@FLEXjs
@FLEXjs 8 ай бұрын
90% hilarious but 10% horrifyingly accurate.
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
imagine what this shit will do to our kids in 10.... 20 years.... personally the thought is disturbing.
@erikfm77
@erikfm77 8 ай бұрын
@SIXXIsDesigns forget Halloween stuff. This is what scares us.
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
@@erikfm77 no doubt these sickos know all too well this shit is not normal.
@freedomridermorty4459
@freedomridermorty4459 8 ай бұрын
The Future is Doomed. Our own Government has perpetrated this onto our children. Take your kids out of the school system. Go to a Trade School and stay away from any College's. College's today are Communist States.😮
@Johnsmith-hp6tw
@Johnsmith-hp6tw 8 ай бұрын
​@@sIXXIsDesignshumanity will go extinct as everyone will have their genitals removed.
@jmrverrier
@jmrverrier 7 ай бұрын
Scary thing is, this isn't parody anymore.
@bluecoin3771
@bluecoin3771 8 ай бұрын
When one cultist speaks to another cultist.
@BnORailFan
@BnORailFan 8 ай бұрын
I didn't realize that certain libraries are now Halloween horror places. That place really creeped me out.
@sIXXIsDesigns
@sIXXIsDesigns 8 ай бұрын
although clearly exaggerated a bit.. the tranny-hour sessions are a real thing.
@SN00PICUS
@SN00PICUS 8 ай бұрын
Second most likely place for a child to be assaulted in a public school...
@freedomridermorty4459
@freedomridermorty4459 8 ай бұрын
This is what the Left has Created. They honor Phedofiles and provide them with safe harbor. The Left destroys everything they touch, the day of Reckoning is very close. This Country won't survive on its current trajectory, it's been on Hyperdrive since Biden was placed in office by Claus Schwab and George Soros. It's been three years of absolute Lunacy, we won't survive another Three years. 😮 This is Self Destruction perpetrated by Politicians who have sold their Souls to the WEF.
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 8 ай бұрын
I remember wistfully my high school years in the early 1970s. I was a library rat, devouring books. I'd have several checked out at any one time. I even did two semesters of a credit class called "Library Aid". I loved it. So sad to see how things are going nowadays. I was an IT guy in the Florida Dept. Of Education for 24 years. We saw things get progressively worse. A lot of my FlDOE coworkers homeschooled their kids, one parent staying home to teach them. I feel so sorry for today's kids, having the "Rainbow Agenda" shoved down their throats. It's no wonder our children are among the worst educated in the world. Too much indoctrination and propaganda, not enough of the basic "Three Rs". In HS, I also had a deep love for history. Now that is being cancelled or rewritten in some bastardized liberal form. 😢
@JohnSmith-sb2fp
@JohnSmith-sb2fp 8 ай бұрын
In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was.
@belle6219
@belle6219 8 ай бұрын
I was the same! In the early 70's, my high school library was filled top to bottom with great literature so old that most of them had been rebound. I remember constantly carrying a stack of books to and from that library, working my way through entire genres. Such treasures! I got quite the education through all that reading. Gone now. The contents of those books represented Western Culture and Civilization. That's what they have been systematically eradicating. Young people are so incredibly ignorant of what they've lost. Smartphone dumb.
@blabbergasted4380
@blabbergasted4380 8 ай бұрын
Lots of avid readers back when. Nice story.
@michaelmaxim7207
@michaelmaxim7207 8 ай бұрын
Goes along with destroying the middle class.
@VintageCardinal
@VintageCardinal 8 ай бұрын
and it was all done by design @@belle6219
@DirtyG123
@DirtyG123 8 ай бұрын
So when are we going to put a stop to this madness !!! Let’s go people & voice your disgust & dismay!! We need to save our kids & there future from this disgusting sickness!!!
@Thefrogbread
@Thefrogbread Ай бұрын
3:04 Baby was NOT having it 🤣
@Wetdoor
@Wetdoor 8 ай бұрын
“A boy or a girl” “A librarian” 😂 the best way to avoid drama
@mailill
@mailill 5 ай бұрын
As a (former) librarian I found that hilarious.
@CarolineMosesComedy
@CarolineMosesComedy 8 ай бұрын
I've been homeschooled my whole life and the Bee was one of my first exposures to woke culture at the ripe age of 13. 😂
@cripto136
@cripto136 7 ай бұрын
Lucky! Poor kids nowadays
@cjhdabears7186
@cjhdabears7186 4 ай бұрын
I love that this video points to a problem and, in the end, has a solution to said problem
@anotherpersonontheweb5558
@anotherpersonontheweb5558 3 ай бұрын
3:01 the baby just wants her to shut up 😂
@tedskullhammer
@tedskullhammer 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's damn near what walking into a library in Cambridge, Massachusetts is like.
@segevstormlord3713
@segevstormlord3713 8 ай бұрын
Holding up the baby's wrists at the end made me literally laugh out loud. Well played.
@Baldwin-iv445
@Baldwin-iv445 6 ай бұрын
The Librarian honestly looks like a Brandon Rogers character. Also props to the whole cast, y'all killed it.
@TG-zu2ih
@TG-zu2ih 8 ай бұрын
We homeschool in Kentucky and it’s amazing to me that all the picture books that are chosen to be on display in the children’s area are about social justice, children with gay parents and minorities being strong under white oppression. Wow. No thanks. They are the same books each time we go so I doubt they’re being checked out…
@stephenorourke7005
@stephenorourke7005 8 ай бұрын
By far their best one was the kid who wanted a tattoo, I've recommended it to about every family member who has kids!! The Bee and J.P. both are fantastic satirists!!
@hannahc1124
@hannahc1124 8 ай бұрын
What an awesome collaboration! 😁
@diplorablehomemaker
@diplorablehomemaker 5 ай бұрын
I homeschool my daughter. So accurate 😂😂😂
@dAni-ik1hv
@dAni-ik1hv 7 ай бұрын
"ministry of truth" is crazy but true 😂
@JohnSmith-sb2fp
@JohnSmith-sb2fp 8 ай бұрын
In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was. Things have changed. It was covered pro- cop posters" take a bite out of crime" , pro park stuff, " only you could prevent forrest fires" , and anti-drug stuff" just say no to drugs".
@Jhm718
@Jhm718 8 ай бұрын
The baby wrists at the end!! 😂😂😂
@1badcat760
@1badcat760 8 ай бұрын
Tiny cuffs! 😂😂😂
@friguy4444
@friguy4444 8 ай бұрын
Great job! Thank you for being fed up!
@TalkingTreesHere
@TalkingTreesHere 8 ай бұрын
As a homeschooling mama, this is pretty much my reality when going to local libraries haha
@bettyroa6903
@bettyroa6903 8 ай бұрын
As a homeschool mom, I approve. 😂
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