Spite is Eternal by FaultyLogicEngine | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY

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Spite is Eternal by FaultyLogicEngine | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1185

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@doctorbright1065 2 жыл бұрын

Humans: "spite death even after they were wiped out." All future species: "I must say, I'm a big fan."

@ihtfp01 2 жыл бұрын

Nanite swarm: "I crossed the gulf between galaxies to destroy the Terrans and all I got was this sock..."

@DisIzDaName 2 жыл бұрын

Also nanite swarm: "Oh sweet merciful gods! Wrong sock! Wrong sock! Abort mission!"

@xiaoyu1949 2 жыл бұрын

“We need to get the OTHER sock!”

@jamescustodio3094 2 жыл бұрын

Nanite Swarm: WHY IS THIS SOCK CRUSTY?!

@ihtfp01 2 жыл бұрын

It used to be a running joke on this channel; "subscribe or the nanite swarms will steal your other sock"...

@bryanreynolds8980 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamescustodio3094 dddv

@GravitWry 2 жыл бұрын

Leah: "Ayo Death, you still owe me 12 Dollars"

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@juletid99 2 жыл бұрын

"I know you're here, Death, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?"

@cruesteanmonarch7032 2 жыл бұрын

"Stop calling here! Death isn't a part of the avengers!" "...THAT LYING BASTARD!"

@DepressedCrow 2 жыл бұрын

ah, moon knight

@zacharyhawley1693 2 жыл бұрын

Any civilization capable of solving entropy is clearly deserving of eternity.

@Mystickrage 2 жыл бұрын

problem is the cycle doesnt repeat after entropy it just is a distance that universe falls through but all blackholes reset back to the very starting bigbang the only white hole in our plane of existance and it keeps time inifinate without being massive. just a pit were at the bottom time resets it self with the destruction of all mass and leaves empty space which never needs anything its just a marker

@Elmithian 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mystickrage Do note that Entropy was constantly an outside observer, meaning that "he" exists somewhat outside of the galaxy. Which does imply that the galaxy isn't all there is to things. Now they just have to grab death by the balls, turn him into a spear, and spread out to other galaxies, eternally hopping between time and space. Ofc that is a very optimistic view, but I have the belief that spite can drive a person to achieve the impossible. :P

@Mystickrage 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elmithian we live in a egg of active energy surrounded by pure unachive energy*null energy 0 charge)

@Mystickrage 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elmithian i can ruin your whole fragile point of view with single document from the freedom of information. Go to the cia. Gov site. Very bottom right foia digital reading room. Go to it CIA-RDP-96-00788R001700210016-5

@Mystickrage 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elmithian i give you the link cause theirs nothing better then just reading the ideas straight from the sourcs. But we live in a bubble active energy. Energy with different charges. Outside of this bubble is energy with 0 charge or null space. Our coniousness is the only part of anything in our physical world that can even attempt to experience that null space. We can it just takes practice and a individual is going to breach that shrowd more likely alone then a whole industrial complex working on it will ever get in a billion years

@bryanpoirier8822 2 жыл бұрын

Agro squirrel: I will not say swear words Also Agro Squirrel: unless it's the last line of the story

@generalx13 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta get that one PG-13 allotted F-word. After all, the whole genre is "Humans, Fuck Yeah!"

@DisIzDaName 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, some things just have to be said.

@wierdgamer3067 2 жыл бұрын

So Leah embedded her entire genome into the symbol that death himself had to stare at for half an eon. And it accidentally made him copy all the messages within the symbol into his own mind. And it in turn influenced the next cycle with those messages and therefore, Leah's genome as well? She's basically a fucking God then. And the species that birthed her gave her a new mortal vessel with an immortal consciousness. Holy shit

@Wyatt125 Ай бұрын

It's a brain scan. When the new universe dies she dies too, then a copy is created in the next. It's not a immortal consciousness. Unless they figure out how to hack death's code and run a version of her mind on it.

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын

"KZfaq demonetized me" "spite is eternal" I see a pattern developing...

@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын

The paradox of a purely negative emotion inspiring cooperation and hope. Delightful.

@koathekid8255 Ай бұрын

Oh please spite is a transcendent emotion same as curiosity and understanding It’s simply the most dangerous of this kind of emotion

@demonelf2094 2 жыл бұрын

One of best endings, Well done humans.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

@sylviarohge4204 2 жыл бұрын

Not really. Instead of an XX chromosome pair, an XY should have been better coded, with a hint that the first X chromosome for the stored neural data is simply doubled and the Y chromosm is omitted. So, so to speak, the entire human species could have been created in the new cycle. With sufficient knowledge, targeted genetic deviations could also be built into each genome in order to guarantee variety.

@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын

@@sylviarohge4204 From what I gathered its becaus he mind was scanned that led to her being ingrained into the Terran FU.

@Wyatt125 Ай бұрын

@@sylviarohge4204 I'm sure Leah could tell them. The author doesn't say if it was Leah's genetic code or not so Leah might be in a clone different to her original body

@Renegadebane 2 жыл бұрын

Existence: *is infinite* Humanity: "And I took offense to that"

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын

I knew from early on what the humans would do. I've known them close for a long time, and one of their most admirable traits is a nie unstoppable talent to 'game the system', turning their worst conflicts to allies. Fire scorched their backs, so they harnessed it, and conquered their world. not out of innovation... but spite. It suffuses the smeakiest of them, the capability to turn ANYTHING to their advantage. To innovate in all the different ways imaginable and then some. Speedrunners, exploit-finders, criminal masterminds, those that use caveats in legal systems to get away with _murder,_ scientists and inventors that turn nature's laws into useful tools, that use math and quantum physics they barely understand to send messages through particles they can't even _detect,_ and in doing so break the laws of physics and send data _instantly_ across the english channel, and in future further, by use of quantum-entangled particles. these humans will ALWAYS find ways to game the system, to manipulate reality just a little bit to their liking. And so when a civilization unites under spite, and demands to survive... they can transcend death itself out of spite.

@gmailquinn 2 жыл бұрын

^ F

@ClokworkGremlin 2 жыл бұрын

So who else saw the hint of the twist when the last survivors of the universe inscribed the symbol that Death hates into the last object in the universe so that he would have to stare it in the face for half an eternity just to get rid of it?

@ThoughtsReflected 2 жыл бұрын

"I peed in God's eye. And he blinked."

@DisIzDaName 2 жыл бұрын

This is now officially one of my favorite HFYs! Haven't laughed that much all week, thanks for that! I also love how the only way for Death to avoid making EVEN MORE humans immortal, is to leave them alone and do his best not to even LOOK at them for too long. Brilliant :-D

@dementededge3266 2 жыл бұрын

Humans don't die, not truly, because our level of anger and hatred doesn't just die out when our bodies take the long nap.

@carlfromtheoc1788 2 жыл бұрын

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee."

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

Said in your best Ricardo Moltoban voice. I get the idea that Leah's last words were "For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

@samsignorelli Ай бұрын

again and again and again.....

@forestlincoln761 2 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine the entirety of humanity flipping off entropy and laughing. We are a truly angry spiteful creature. Remember to outlive your enemies loves!❤️❤️

@mrmastaofdesasta6994 2 жыл бұрын

Humanity: "I lived, bitch!"

@bogustoast22none25 2 жыл бұрын

The creator of everything: Where did I leave that jug of spite?

@ProfessorRaiParadox 2 жыл бұрын

*malicious laughter* glorious

@lukkaredwolf3534 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone is going in the book of grudges.

@thenintendocyclops1074 2 жыл бұрын

Even greater, their grudge is a universal constant!

@JAMBUILDER08 2 жыл бұрын

Death, it's been 5 universes, you still owe me $16.

@paulhuston9991 2 жыл бұрын

The last 3 words are us in a nut shell

@ryanmarshall7994 2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you can find your way to the other side of the wall that is KZfaq incompetence, apathy, and blatant disdain for creators. Best of luck Agro.

@Animefan1803 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly? If humans ever figure out death actually exist as an entity, we´d probably try to fight this entity simply for the heck off it.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

almost certainly

@Animefan1803 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril 100% atleast one drunk, methed up naked dude will try it. The real question is if the dude is slavic, scottish, New Jersean or a Florida native.

@gmailquinn 2 жыл бұрын

@@Animefan1803 or a Texan

@Animefan1803 2 жыл бұрын

@@gmailquinn texans would find a way to shoot death. I´m sure of it.

@koathekid8255 Ай бұрын

@@Animefan1803Floridian And i guarantee you there won’t be a speck of ingested drugs in their body

@GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, against the dying of the light." We've gotten into your head, Entropy. We're in there for good. We're a part of you, now. So long as you exist, so will we. So will our spite. Infinite cycles, infinite realities, infinite existences. Every last one, into eternity, will be emblazoned with our final middle finger to you. You said yourself, given enough universes and enough time, anything is possible. Well, the universe that contains something that can DEFEAT YOU has happened. Enjoy existing forever! We KNOW we will!

@andrewstrongman305 2 жыл бұрын

This is a truly beautiful story, well-written, and great narration. I look forward to hearing more from u/FawltyLogicEngine.

@erikskole7669 2 жыл бұрын

Here for you mighty squerirll. Let's buck the beast of the tube monster like an angry horse. Been there done that broke bones doing that, damn rattlesnakes, spook my horse. Broke my arm. Still here for you bro.

@discusmaximus 4 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !

@SoulariceJackson 2 жыл бұрын

yep. i ligit see that happening.

@Anubus3030 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry you got demonotized. Hope they fix this obvious mistake.

@darkhorse13golfgaming 2 жыл бұрын

I loved this one, it was very unique. And that ending 😂

@jasperzanovich2504 2 жыл бұрын

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die”

@captaincoblastnoid3464 2 жыл бұрын

Thought it said Sprite is eternal and didn't question alien soft drink tastes

@Destroyer_V0 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if it's important enough to humans to put into a their cultural message in their symbol, then yes. Sprite is eternal. And coke, And pepsi. The eternal war of fizzy sodas shall never end.

@ryanpiercy3390 Жыл бұрын

@@Destroyer_V0 .........sprite survives... good, coke survives... very good, pepsi survives.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

@dustbunnies608 2 жыл бұрын

Embrace the spite. Internalize the spite. Become the spite.

@markmulder9845 2 жыл бұрын

Ah. One of the greatest of human motivators. Spite.

@Qatell1000 2 жыл бұрын

This brings a smile too my face

@donald9377 2 жыл бұрын

Even in the far future where all life is killed off and new life begin in the universe . The nanite swarm still get my socks in this new universe time line .

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

yup , they are tenacious like that

@captainhotrod7948 2 жыл бұрын

Best one yet. Thanks for creating this.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

a pleasure

@erushi5503 2 жыл бұрын

The Queen Behind Enthropy "This is Bloody entertaining ,dont you think so too George?" For the Algorithm

@shatteredchaos7088 2 жыл бұрын

Have only recently found your channel and have been enjoying the content while working hope youtube figures out that it has made a mistake soon for you

@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo We used Death to cheat Death!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@thenthson 2 жыл бұрын

This made my roflcopter fly for the first time in years.

@rosetathorn9579 2 жыл бұрын

The sass in the last line! I can't stop laughing! This is definitely something we would do!

@iCH3At53D Жыл бұрын

I live listening to these stories. I try to watch 3 or 4 a day. After many months, this is the top of the list. Thank you to the author, and thank you Agro.

@ragnorockcookie2868 2 жыл бұрын

I just want to say one thing as a human freak entropy and all should bow to the algorithm

@gmailquinn 2 жыл бұрын

humanitey's spite, shame your a god, you can't EVER LEAVE THIS HELL

@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын

This gave such a sweet feeling of satisfaction!

@TheGelatinousSnake 2 жыл бұрын

If The Great Entropic One desires the perfect void… shouldn’t Lord Entropy encourage and support life to be as numerous and active as possible? Living things all universally do one thing.. use energy and increase total entropy hastening the heat death of the universe… bringing the void. Great Entropic One, bring us wealth and prosperity

@Crazylom 2 жыл бұрын

Complexity of life, maybe, is antipod of so-called perfect void Entropy desires, so, they probably hate us for who we are regardless.

@dasirrlicht5415 2 жыл бұрын

Eh, I guess it is the difference between ripping of a bandaid and trying to remove it slowly.

@UNSCrearadmiral 2 жыл бұрын

The 40k galaxy if the imperial truth had been successful

@ts25679 2 жыл бұрын

The idea that the anthropomorphic personification of Entropy would hate life doesn't make sense, it's a bit like self-loathing and eons between universes would mean nothing could change i.e. entropy wouldn't exist.

@Crazylom 2 жыл бұрын

Also, Entropy person would LIKE life, as it increases entropy (look at us), and thus, accelerate the death of the universe

@jukkiivi4282 2 жыл бұрын

I feel some echoes of Terry Pratchett's Auditors of Reality who also hated messy life.

@Dziki_z_Lasu 2 жыл бұрын

Life, as the self organising matter is the exactly opposite to the entropy. Atoms are configured to more and more complicated structures, cell membranes, RNA, DNA, cells configure themselves into more and more complex organisms, organisms forms colonies, hives, flocks, eventually cultures and civilizations. Those civilizations organise on a large scale unanimate matter into the technology. What's next we will hopely see. Unanimate matter ultimate accomplishment is a ball formed by the gravity in comparison.

@Crazylom 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dziki_z_Lasu But consider this: We also create entropy with metabolism, sentient life creates entropy by converting materials of industrial/cultural etc. needs, though on small scale (yet). To put it simply: Entropy hates US, but should not hate us for what WE DO

@Dziki_z_Lasu 2 жыл бұрын

@@Crazylom Metabolism is just a process counteracting the entropy. You need to put energy to keep yours shape on a molecular level. When yours metabolism will stop, you will be eventually decomposed into basic molecules shearing it's destiny with the rest of the universe, so nothingness, unless other living being use them to build itself. Fun fact is that 99% of yours atoms ware replaced in the last...4 years, so basically you are not a material being, just the information.

@jamesmanning4786 Жыл бұрын

"Spite is Eternal by FaultyLogicEngine" That story is the best one! so far! good luck on making one better.

@khaaneph7311 Жыл бұрын

…bet

@kleinjahr 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds a bit like an Auditor. Of course there's also, "What do we say to Death when he comes for us? Not today."

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

Death and Tax (Auditor)

@kleinjahr 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril No an Auditor of Reality. Re: Terry Pritchett.

@driverr988 Жыл бұрын

"Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."😈

@manonfire77 2 жыл бұрын

This one had me laughing my ass off at the end.

@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын

Very cool. The imagination is incredible. Even better, I think, than spite.

@bobsterclause342 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I find this funny? Seond time listening, and it's funny

@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын

Yes oh yes that's the energy I'm talking about

@kennethhummel4409 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Death, it’s me.Spite! Ain’t eternity a bitch!

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

@Nobodyslittlebirb Жыл бұрын

Godspeed Leah Godspeed

@Monster_Ink 2 жыл бұрын

Oh I love this one! 🤣😁😈 For the algorithm!

@DemocracyOfficerWood Жыл бұрын

We live rent free in death's mind.

@johnwenzel2003 8 ай бұрын

I enjoyed that one too much for it to be a good thing . . .

@thelaughinghyenas8465 2 жыл бұрын

Don't give up. Try eliminating the canned intros entirely. I suspect their computer only listens to the first few seconds so you falsely look like duplicates. The lazy reviewers only listen to the first couple of minutes. I've had some similar run-ins with moderators who clearly can't understand English or understand the corporate policies.

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

Busy doing that , but i have to edit all previous videos as well.... 2611 of them

@jesseamaya4413 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril OUCH!

@noppornwongrassamee8941 10 ай бұрын

I'd like to point out that given that Death has only been around for only 34 cycles of the universe, it's not really immortal. It has a beginning, and can therefore have an end. I was expecting the Terrans to create a Spite entity equal to it. But I guess subverting it virally works as well.

@michaelyoung7261 2 жыл бұрын

For the disembodied voice!!!!

@gremlinton9815 2 жыл бұрын

now we need the enemies to lovers story for this

@Santo3x7 Жыл бұрын

Other than a slight misunderstanding of Hawking Radiation, amazing story. Once enough matter had been converted to energy within the singularity as to prevent it from maintaining its gravity well, the singularity collapses; thereby releasing its energy in a "big bang" proportional to the matter used to create the singularity. It's analogous to pulling a rubber band while the hand holding it slowly decays. Eventually the hand can no longer apply the force and then the energy is released.

@garavonhoiwkenzoiber 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT WAS, WILL BE WHAT WILL BE, WAS hail the worm

@hiddenoath8159 2 жыл бұрын

Hey just wanted to say sorry you got screwed over by youtube. If you dk t mind me making a suggestion, keep resubmitting eventually youll get reistated.(happened with my other channel)

@jimmycoyote74 2 жыл бұрын

For the coffee coffee ☕

@mvpdjg4965 18 күн бұрын

After entering the next galaxy/universe/timeline? and terrifying death she says “Hi death I’m here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty”

@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын

keeper going

@reuvenpolonskiy2544 20 сағат бұрын

We damn the night

@Eldritch_TeddyBear 2 жыл бұрын

This is that good story

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

glad you liked

@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@fabianwood9457 8 ай бұрын

Love that last part

@themathmoth7393 2 жыл бұрын

This good.

@carlll6101 2 жыл бұрын

Oh... that one was good

@Cosmopolantic Жыл бұрын

Eternal space trolling

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

heh loved the story and ending

@madi4642 Ай бұрын

Guy got tricked in to saving humanity in memory

@dantreadwell7421 2 жыл бұрын

This is epic.

@GodoStory 2 жыл бұрын

Cursade against KZfaq!!!

@jenswurm 2 жыл бұрын

So that's how Multivac did it.

@furryware Жыл бұрын

why i imagine the face of Disney hades when I'm listening to this

@Warutteri 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing stuff as always ☺️👍

@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын

neat

@bobsterclause342 2 жыл бұрын

squeacky speed

@Jordy120 2 жыл бұрын

Shall we all get started then?

@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 2 жыл бұрын

I see the last giant (Dark Souls 2) in the back of the... i want to call it a title screen?

@str1ker784 2 жыл бұрын

death sounds like a toddler

@ardsam6922 2 жыл бұрын

Great story

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed

@jadesidhe2634 2 жыл бұрын

I'm looking for someone. Rincewind. THE WIZARD??!!!

@GenStallion 2 жыл бұрын

Just goes to show you, we will find a way to mess with you .

@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@revandarth8282 2 жыл бұрын

So fucking good fuck entropy

@wilfredrainey4512 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE IT❤😘😍🥰

@angrydragonslayer 2 жыл бұрын

Neat