Mako UwU Nah she doesn’t, she says that in the news.

@@luigiplayer14 I thought Marina said that as a hypothesis.

pearl says inking turf, the only thing that matters is getting splats, and marina responds "youre the type of teammate that doesn't booyah back, huh?" so shes not a good teammate

Pearl sucks

Yea.

I mean, not exactly. The fashion part has some truth to it, but in the Splatoon Universe and real life, wars were mostly over territory.

World War II would very much disagree, as would the Rwanda Genocide. Wars come from any reason, be it ideological, like the Crusades, or it could be some arseholes decided they could do better than who's in charge now and prompting a Civil War like in the United States of America. Honestly, we're *worse* compared to the Inkings and Octolings.

A.D Mitchel Though you could argue that what cephalopods fight over is more trivial.

It's territory, everything fights over territory. We, as Humans, do not have the right to accuse any other species of fighting over land as fighting over something trivial. Again, we've done much worse for far less.

A.D Mitchel I think Tartar wanted a race *better* than the humans themselves.

I love pearl...*R E E E E E E E E E E E E*

MewNinjASTR UX in 2017 I hated pearl in 2018 I loved pearl

2019: Pearl is loved more than Marina in japan

Guess I'm the good boi here for loving pearl since the beginning.

Marina is better

A Curious Person I know, right?! That was the cutest.

*remove one "P" from rapping*

You know what I’d love to see, a rap duet with Cap and Pearl, with Marina doing the music

Pearl to cute

I wanted the 100% reward to be able to see the full rap battle.

yes.

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

@@ChristDynasty ???

@@ChristDynastydo that in a god video.. mkay!! :3

@@ChaosArtz502 repent for the kingdom of God is at hand, this world doesn't have time at all, turn to him why the door of grace is open.

Yes. I'm not sure she is just an Octoling...

She can break a heel it doesn't really matter since she doesn't have bones to take injuries like that afterwards she can remove the heel

Nah Male agent 3 will just roll away lol

Always has been

@@hiitsmorgan5431 he's wearing heels too actually. Shorter but still there.

Edgy Toucan hmm

Convenient glass roof underground is convenient

Lynel Draws oof

Edgy Toucan who will win A telephone blender thingy that killed 10,007 inklings/octolings One octo gril/boi?

Who would win? A telephone a.i. with a link to humans that has godlike capabilities that tries to destroy the world with a weapon of mass destruction OR... One booyah-y gurl ;3

Octo Chaton PROTECT HER CUTE SMILE!

The guy is much cuter

Splatoon Fan124 yep

Octo Chaton same we must protecc

(she love im?that the position and the smile of someone love someone else) (there gonna be child in splatoon 3?)

Take that Sun and Moon playable character!

@@cannabishornliu6119 basically every single pokemon game😭

Imagine if 8 meet 4!

Sheiko Octoling Agent 4 and 8 already met its in splatoon art book! I do indeed hope they make 3,4, and 8 fight together or be together in the story mode.

@@mariaeduardaalexandrinooli2750 then she would be able to take down her bc she did everything In heels all those hard texts subjects including inner agent 3 and tartar and agent 3 with the goop

samiamtheman 73 now are you a boi or a gal

samiamtheman 73 He’s old as fuck, buh. XD

Condrian Drasil While that's true, he doesn't seem to be senile yet. I'm pretty sure he'd remember what someone he was just with looked like.

He’s an old dude with dementia

“This is my grandson. Uh... what was his name again?”

I couldn't like this comment because the likes were at 88 and I had to respect that

Music is a bop too

MarioKartGamerDude it was evil and corrupt before the slime. The dna hoop was created by it in the first place by belting up test subjects that were able to collect all 4 thangs.

MarioKartGamerDude moral of this game: phone sex is dangerous

MarioKartGamerDude I knew it...

MarioKartGamerDude he wasn’t corrupt by the slime he made the slime from blending up test subjects that passed his test to make a slime that makes you smarter at the end you see he put it on himself to be smart and takeover

I thought he used his ultimate DNA blended slime to fix himself after Agent 3 busted him.

It's assumed that the statue is the Statue of Liberty, since there's no other statue in the middle of the ocean of that size. Pretty meta when you think about it!

I’m more happy that we got a date for how long Humanity May have gone extinct. Around 12,000 years

It's not the Statue of Liberty. It doesn't have hair like that although this is in New York.

Marie A.K.A agent 2 Inkopolis is based on Tokyo.

Still. It's a literal nightmare fuel. The way it opened it's mouth to summon the weapon. And when it was covered in ink you could still see it's dark eye with a green pupil.

when I first saw his drawings is was like "damn old man, you can draw?"

well, he's had 100 years of practice, hasn't he?

I got my drawing skills from my grandma and grandpa so that explains😭

Cookie Gaming I know, Into The Light and the Ebb And Flow bit of Fly Octo Fly... 😢😢😢 I love it!

Gay

@@LanieMae You do realize just because they're two girls and they hug doesn't automatically make it gay, right? Friends of the same gender can hug each other you know.

@@goldenninja9053 I’m talking about how they fell on top of each other and stuff, and don’t forget the news announcements and stuff. If it was a girl and a boy everyone would think they’re a couple

@@goldenninja9053 theyre literally lesbians u can cry about it

Which is what I like about Nintendo because they aren't afraid to add dark stuff like this in a kids game... Even though you kind of have to put two and two together and think about it to realize what is really going on.

@Kyle Jones that is messed up

Yeah! Kids game!

Plus, you can hear them dying!

What I’m confused about is how does he make his sanitized octarians? Obviously they don’t look like they’ve been blended, they’re just a different color and they lost their free will? What’s the difference between getting blended and getting sanitized?

Eidolon Bidadari yes he did

Eidolon Bidadari only the ones that were able to collect all 4 thangs

Not all. Iso Padre is still alive and dandy

He only blended the "best and brightest," so only the ones that were able to collect all of the thangs. That explains why Iso Padre is still there, he was never able to collect the thangs.

Clearly they weren't exactly the BRIGHTEST... as they fell for the blender.

Logan Cooper I WISH!!!! But I don’t know

Nah if anything her special is called Overkiller wail.

Imakuni BoomAtack HAHA!!! LOVE IT

Glad you do, :p but seriously it was such a different form for the killer wail that it honestly makes sense as a canonical name for pearl's version since it literally caused 888.8% (which i just realized is a common theme down to the fact there is 8 subways, 8 8-ball stages, 888.8% victory to NILS, and even agent 8. but here begs the question: Who is agent 5 6 and 7? If agent 8 really is the 8th does that mean that cuttlefish has memory loss? because the only other agents would be him as agent 5, agent 6 and 7 being pearl and marina, but then how did he not notice them in the 6:00 cutscene? another thing I want to note is that there is 8 mem cakes for iconic characters... o_O weird.)

Also I just realized, the homestuck fanbase must think this mode is vriska's heaven, and i'm sorry if fanbase crosses arent ur favorite thing. ;p just somethin i noticed since im practically a fan of everything video game.

Awwww

Spheriod Only the ones that passed. The rest are stuck down there.

Its dark... But not edgy. There is some serious stuff in here but it isn't trying overly hard to be that way, and characters are still themselves. Also Marina uses photoshop to illustrate her plans.

Ulti184 it could be a lie trick you into thinking getting the blender pieces were gonna be hard.

Ulti184 Marina says that there are already some Octolings in Inkopolis before the final boss

SuperYoshiGalaxy HD Ye but those most likely left the Octarians to live a new life in inkopolos after Agent 3’s battle with DJ Octavio

TheGamegirl543 well THATS Disturbing

Apparently the goop was supposed to spawn what he considered to be perfect lifeforms.

TheGamegirl543 You know, for kids!

And if you look closely, you can see the goo blaster is made of several Thang blenders.

Which leads to the question: wtf were the test subjects made out of? If that ooze was able to brainwash agent 3 and sanitize all those octarians and octolings, then seriously wtf??

Yep, I heard it too! It's pretty muffled but if you're trying to hear it, it becomes very clear.

Elisabeth Vicchrilli The voices of the ones who got blended are trying to warn them!

Ooooh that makes sense. It also explains why theres some sort of goop inside of the blender.

Elisabeth Vicchrilli I think it’s the same as the Goop used to make those Ocotarians and Octolings in all the tests

you're right!

I know your comment is 3 years old, but the professor made the telephone so he can save the next race so they don't end up like humans. The professor couldn't save the next race to not end up like the human race so he made a robot yo help him do so. But the robot changed and malfunctioned after many years of being alone and wants to create a new race.

@@reethelemon Wha-?

The robot you were talking about is the telephone right? The telephone was created by a human professor back when humans were still alive, during that time the humans were dying due to water levels rising. So the professor made the telephone so it can save the next living race so they won't end up like humans. But the telephone ended up wanting to destroy the current race (inklings and octolings) to create a new race. Sorry if I misunderstood the "robot" Part, cause the only robots here are master tartar/the telephone.

@@EmiMac20 I don't understand what the 1st moral is supposed to mean, cause in octo expansion no one really made a robot be lazy and do all their work...? It still makes sense but not in the sense of the octo expansion lore.

@@reethelemon No, no, no. The professor became lazy when he let the telephone robot do all the work, not the other way around. The robot then became prejudice against humans and any other evolved species that came after them who acted like humans, which inspired them to plan on destroying them and start anew. It couldn’t understand that humans, inklings and octolings alike aren’t perfect and saw only the bad traits more than the good.

Phcool23 mhmmmm

HE RECORDED THE SCREAMS OF THE PAST 10,007 HE BLENDED INTO THE INK, YOU CAN HEAR THEM SCREAMING AND THEIR ORGANS GUSHING!

omg yes i was literally at the edge of my seat AND THEN FREAKING AGENT 3 OUT OF NOWHERE I WAS LIKE YEAAAAA

also frisbee is that true?

The reason Agent 8 isn't called Agent 7 is because... _because..._ *_oh god...._*

Inky Lendy Time to look like Squid-pac!

:)

Exactly.

literally all the win animations are either total camp or trying to be cool, but failing terribly

Zhane Mack Super Mario sunshine dlc confirmed.

I think it's supposed to be a Easter egg/throwback to SMS

That "ink" is actually the blended remains of the Octarians. Which is why you hear them screaming when The Telephone assembles the blender.

Wow... That's fucked up......

Giana Williams I don’t think they had that in mind 😂 it’s an interesting theory though.

i had a flashback of kirby star allies final scene

Owy's Gaming you're not the only one, that beam clash is just awesome

TheRagingBlast. So you're saying that this time Vegeta wins?

Rookie Musikerz. Yes it is!

Owy's Gaming goku won its not dbs its dbz when goku didn't unlock the Super sayain

pearl was getting murder hugged by marina though #savepearl

michaeljeff2 *R.I.P. The 10,007 Octarians that were caught in the blender*

Giana Williams "We" are the First Test subject what maded the whole 80 tests

Giana Williams I’m pretty sure Agent 8 is the only one who got all the four thangs, everyone else either gave up or died trying.

GlitchSpeed No tartar said that the goop was actually the blended ones that got all the four thangs

Yeah. I think he said "The greatest test subjects were blended into this sludge of supreme DNA" or something like that

**casually destroys statue by shouting.**

And thats how Pearl got Killer wail banned :D

*_BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_* *STATUE CRACKS BY THE KILLER WAIL THAT HAS MANY ANIMAL JAM AND PLAY WILD STICKERS FROM THE HALF BUNNY OCTOLING FROM AJPW SPLATOON 2*

BOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

888.8

Daquan Harrison agent three needs a vacation

He hit his head real hard

Splatoon and Animal Crossing are made by the same staff, so it makes sense they'd sound alike.

Pikatwig16 yes I know that.... but what doesn’t make sense is that there was no Animal Crossing title announced at e3 this year rip

THE ANIMAL CROSSING FANDOM IS GETTING HOSTILE

ForestyFox no ): just sad ):

Margaret Sanchez and bad

I know it's 2 years later, but the Professor who created Judd wanted to help the next intelligent life form on the planet, but Commander Tartar was corrupted with it's evil views, and therefore wanted to destroy the world.

10/10

i mean old comment but its basically nothing like mario galaxy and is much closer to something like portal (it even follows the same story beats as the first portal)

@@smonkk8556 splatoon 2 mid 💀

@@HazeAbysmal bro changed their mind

@@miigusta 💀

-Gay- squid lmao

[ERROR]

Thats what she thought imo

PimpURCabbges All Might?

yeah I wanna know too

it was mentioned in a comic about splatoon that the human race had "5 great world wars" and on the 5th world war, one of the warring nations end up blowing up the south pole using nukes, flooding the earth and causing the extinction of humans. In turn, certain aquatic species evolved and became self aware, being the squids and the octopuses. Both of the races had a turf war against each other, with the squids being victorious. The octopuses were then banished underground and most modern day squids arent even aware octolings exist, as stated by pearl learning about octolings during history class in one the chat logs, well that was the case until the end of splatoon 2's single player campaign, when calamari inkantation made many octolings self aware, and free from the oppression of DJ Octavio, thats when octo expansion happens in the timeline.

RekindL I personally like to believe most humanity went to mars and the ones who couldn't go drowned

*cough cough* Cephalopod People...I'm sorry. But yeah. Humans destroyed themselves through war, then cephalopods crawled onto land and formed their own human-like civilizations that waged for against each other. Some other sea life seems to also have made the trip onto land, judging by the various species on the metro.

Don't forget salmon.

Barry Sprajc It's only a picture

the cool guy not so cool guy I wish I had a killer whale instead of a stingray

the cool guy not so cool guy How does Pearl even get one? I thought they scrapped all the Splatoon 1 specials in canon

its the same size lol

Sketchbook Online remember when she said "I haven't done that in a long time" implying that she kept it on her plus specials aren't allowed in the *square* the outside is different story

HMMM

The bad thing about clearing some of splatoon’s questions it raised 10x more questions then it solved. I’m looking at you C.Q Cumber

Actually a lot of people hear those voices and I’m wondering if that was intentional to make it sound a lot like real voices Plus if u reverse it it’s a very clear count up

Holy- I really think that those voices were intention. Good ears!

I do too. :)

Grant Brown wha

Me too!

Well agent 3 can be a female even if u r one too I think it's randomized

Me too, somewhat :P Edit: WHY DO I HAVE LIKES?

Tartar just picked it up. A supersmart AI could definitely figure something out.

Enemy Birds that's the only reasonable way

He's an AI meant to pass humanity's knowledge down to the next worthy species. He likely came up with translations (either from kidnapping inklings and octolings or he used some advanced algorithms to simulate possible languages) so he could communicate with them before he deemed them unworthy.

samiamtheman 73 true,

Tbh, it doesn't make sense that a squid/octopus can evolve into a complex humanoid species in just 12,000 years because it takes millions of years for a primitive ape to be a modern human we see today. Unless, other human scientists genetically engineer squids/octopuses to be more intelligent and also to look humanoid.

It's not a pretty sight.....

Pearl: NOOO! Inkopolis... Marina: Inkopolis! This can't be... Cap'n Cuttlefish: NOOO! My dear, sweet...city...

It's not really a cutscene, just a picture

oh...

Yep an inkopolis covered in mint colored ink

It’s called Into the Light in case you wanted to listen to it some other time.

Actually it was 100% right about inklings being pretty stupid, as someone who researches splatoon lore alot

1) We still hear them in Sanitized Octo Samurai's arena, so unlikely to be from the Metro 2) The other 10,007 test subjects were NOT all Octolings, and some even survived by not collecting all the Thangs and "washing out" - Iso Padre is an example of both of these.

Zé Ninguém you get to customize your Agent 3 .o.

It's their Agent 3

It's a happy new year countdown in reverse, people have checked this out. Plus, it sounds way too human to be Octolings.

HAHA! FINALLY, I'VE FOUND YOU!

@@MewmiNya what the shit i don’t even remember making this comment it’s 4 YEARS OLD?? how did you find this LMAOO

@@quillquail magic

I FOUND YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

@@MewmiNyan omfg LMFAO

Agent 3 X Agent 8 is so cute~~~

Agent 3 looked like he tryed to look away

@Ivan Dani75 You just resist love. Don't like it, just don't pay attention.

@Ivan Dani75 And it is up to the player to let Agent 3 and 8 be boys or girls

@Ivan Dani75 I know I understand it. There will be some ridiculous or annoying Ship. But here we don't do anything bad like that, but the point is that you say gay is cringe? This is not ok dude. I just want to clear about this thing okay ? I don't want to fight

Agent 3 also banned for using multiple different specials in one match