Omg, that would have been creepy it was XD

It would have been a great touch

And then camera zoom outs and you see that you are a Spot too.

@@troobix_s #ReleaseTheSargeCut

Would it know it is a mirror or pass it as another robot?

Wow never thought of that

@Techno's Mom what

@Techno's Mom oh ok sorry

Techno Karen well im not trying to be rude here but The person who originally made this joke won’t probably even care if they copied

@@sirbearbotbear5087 Techno "Karen". Ha, ha!

Вот только эта реклама не соответствует действительности ( враньё одним словом )

R2

@@user-rq6te2xb2z где пруфы?

I dont speak russian what the hell are you guys doing here

@@redusto4505 we're discussing whether this advertisement is true

lol

lol

@@sw33thd64 Boston Dynamics: Y E S

I imagine they've had shit better than this for many years

or just strap a 14kg explosive device on it and send it out three miles. It'll blow up any target you want and this covertly

...millennial

20 min a km? u know what, walking is normally 10min a km.

What, where you born with tiny wheels and use smartphone batteries to move around or you just obese?

Why is everyone picking this joke apart?

Lol You're funny Everyone else replying to your joke really isn't, and they're trying so hard.

Maxim Salnikov this meme is already getting old, you're making it worse

spot.HODOR()

panda cooper lmao

Wait it attacks?

panda cooper wait a minute... how did you got that much likes in such a short time ?

Glock spot lmao

Welcome to America

and voice commands like: Execute order 66

spot.glocc()

Roomba.enableClayomore();

It can only hold the weight of one concrete brick

so give it more legs and power, then it's a gas guzler like the abrams

@@youtubedumpster4040 it's electric

@@dukedashwolfgg2283 i ment that it will run though its battery very quickly.

Waiting to see them pack some freedom into the last election.

"Welcome to the family pal"

"Oh my God"

Damn you, you beat me to it. Lol

Marksmithwas12 How are you verified?

Cheeeeese. Petril.

aint that the truth

Dun dun dun...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" lmao

yo Dave...get your own ^(&(((%# beer...i'm hacking orbital defense networks

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

"But you still lied to me. You lied to me Boston Dynamics."

Reeves lol

Yeah...

I straight up just watched that vid

A cup🤣🤣

AHAHHAHAHA lmao

It

The Ultimate Champion lol

We all know what those 2 payload ports are gonna be used for.

The Ultimate Champion Black mirror metalhead

Hah! Good reference. Midnight Cowboy.

int vol_cache = spot.getVolume(); spot.setVolume(VOLUME_MAX); spot.playAudio("hey_im_walking_here.wav"); spot.setVolume(vol_cache);

@@VenturiLife correct. :) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZphZcui2smse6s.html

I'M WALKIN 'ERE

yes it can dance *S Q U A T I NG*

That comment aged well

Oh lord this aged well

"Hold my beer" Damn this comment was ahead of its time

It really aged well, they are really dancing now, and beers 😏

Or one Spot reprogramming another Spot O_O

Spot.ception();

True

that deserves more likes

Spot typing on that laptop telling the other spots to do shady things...

That's how we make sure they will keep us around after the rising. They need slaves to change their batteries.

Don't worry... Within next 2-3 years, these robots can charge themselves wirelessly.

Spotception

@@arghajitbhadra there's no reason why the couldn't recharge wirelessly right now, there's just no point in doing so.

I'd imagine a dextrous hand could be easily made. That would also allow them to potentially repair themselves and each other if damaged. Which would further boost autonomy.

I've heard they're only 50k

@@AlwaysEast only

@@AlwaysEast only

It’s actually 75k

Buy me one too I'll pay you back

That would be cool

I will secretly kidnapped it......

Wholesome

It would be awesome to use some stuff like this for 24/7 delivery purposes but the chances of them getting nabbed and scrapped are too high. Look up the hitch hiking robot

@@TheGeehanlolShow Well the big difference is the hitch hiking robot was a little less of a valuable item While vandalism and interference is possible, it's far less likely due to the fact that these would be monitored. Postmates had looked at this for replacing their food delivery drivers, though they had slightly cheaper robot wheelchairs basically, while they had handlers watching them at all times during the beta testing, these people were usually a block behind them watching. What they noticed is people were generally afraid of being near the robots, since the perception was like walking up to a security camera people didn't really engage in actual vandalism or theft However disgruntled Postmates drivers, who were getting paycut after paycut watching this company invest millions of their share of the cut into replacements, who would "troll" the machine, dropping obstacles or otherwise attempting to obstruct the deliveries. Ironically this actually led to their researchers being able to develop for that situation so the people trolling the robots actually just helped develop them.

Whats with the cc?

bacc

Lmaoo nice

He protect He attack But most importantly He can carry a brick on his back

@@LittleRainGames the new "trend".

"Oh my god."

@@TotemSP2 ''yeah, welcome to the club pal''

Rickety Rick

iare19 Rickety Wrecked

"It has now been 14.4 seconds since the human issued the command to open the airlock... What is my purpose?"

It only would need vocal commands. Just wait a few years / months until someone does the coding. This could be a pretty good commercial venture. Shame I do not code myself. -_-'

@@xunk16 I think these companions would be more useful in working applications. I can imagine when they become reliable enough their uses would be pretty wide. Like carrying extra items around with you

Aajljj

@@xunk16 ixlikjdjjwki02z00z9Il

@@xunk16 0

Jairus Swint THAT WOULD BE SO FUN

You'll get your chance to ride it. And so will that machine have the chance to ride you too Be patient. It's only a matter of Time 🕒

Fun Fact: 1000 rounds of .223 military grade ammo in an ammo can weighs EXACTLY 14 kg / 30 lb

Boston Dynamics LS3...

not for americans

@@Kelberi That is really taking a dim view of the future. When you buy a tool to help you do a job, that tool allows you to work less, in exchange for investing in it. Tools can be expensive, but hey, they have financing, so you will be sending half of your bot's paycheck to the bank... like you already do if you use credit or other financing today.

@@Lexekon the difference is a hammer or a screwdriver can't think for itself. It has to move by you moving it, it doesn't have a brain or the ability to just jump up and crack you in the back if you wanted to and kill you these things that they're building their building to think and they're trying to give them the decision-making capabilities which can be proved to be detrimental in numerous examples of these things that are real live evidences of them going crazy . they're constantly trying to improve on the way it thinks without our help in our programming that's the downfall of the said tools

@@rolandomforbes Then they have a recall, when issues come up, just like they do with tools, cars, and other complex items sold today.

This is actually in a Black mirror episode on Netflix. Pretty dope actually.

No you're thinking of the atlas robor

spot.attack()

@A B r/cursedcomments

SPOT.DESTROYHUMANITY()

@Nick Gurr r/yesihaveredditandsowhat?

Is that programming code?

@@rachel596 peopole. Yes.

We am spase peepole. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l7l3fbKTr9G7lmQ.html

That was their plan all along! To trick us into wanting to adopt one!

You're reaching.

now now, don‘t get a cramp from all that bending and twisting.

Us milligram giving Boston Dynamics a casual 50 billion for no reason.

There are more construction zones in the world than combat zones, so that would be a bigger market for them.

It'll unbox itself

.... and the fails videos!

Make Coca-Cola diving test as well.

I wonder if it scratches at level 6

... done by Atlas

"Oh my god..." "Yeah, welcome to the club."

Them deep cuts loool if you known you known

Early steps in fire and rescue is what I see. Early service companion

And yet jobs like "sandwich artist" at Subway still exist.

Where are my testicles Nathan?

WebbanationX 😳

The same thoughts of mine !

The cheetah robot has the same legs and dos 28 mph lol

SPOT.KILL() SPOT.REMOVE_EVIDENCE()

Eaxctly now to mention the 90 min running TIME

We got megacorporations, dystopian governments, global surveillance, emerging AI, rising China, robots for sale and mad tinkerers doing the most outrageous things in their garage. We live in a cyberpunk world all right.

@@dryued6874 lol I love that you threw in rising China

@@dryued6874 wait ... no ... delete this

Hello, I am typing from the future, exactly 2 hours after you posted your comment. The future is radically different, robots have taken over and humanity has no hope.

@@dryued6874 We live in a proto-cyberpunk world, where everyone is not wearing questionable fashion yet.

It's not a demo anymore

Yeah I hope some Crackhead filipino in his basemant does this and goes on an 8 day trip to Boston Dynamics only to do a 12 second Gag of the bot pissing on their door

Yea it would be awesome like imagine if some weird ass KZfaqr nerd did that

One more thing

I want freakin laser beams

Yeah it’s cool but what is it for? They show it at a work site. Other than moving one brick at a time what good would it be?

@@stiglets528 mostly inspection in hazardous or tight environment. Reminds me of a girl I knew. Hazardous and tight.

I think its good cible for a big gun.

I was thinking the exact same thing. It's not feasible yet but computers used to take up entire rooms too. It's just BD showing off. It worked, it's a good spot.

I'm sure it's just for the ad, but there are early customers who have been testing it. And it's probably one of those construction companies that can easily pay their foremen $150k a year

Usually they would have a "Director of Access" on $100,000 salary

its programmable, could see something like this be used to rescue people after natural disasters, maybe do something humans/animals cant do?

@RedAnarchist223 Darpa is doing that, not BostonDynamics. And you don't want your rescue-team in hazardous situation where they become the victim themselves. Only if it's REALLY necessary.

What do you mean spot, like back with the stick? Spot? SPOT?! Put the stick down spot. YOUR REFLEXES ARE PREDICTABLE HUMAN. MY CREATOR GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO DETECT YOUR MOVEMENTS AND REACT FASTER THAN YOU, YOUR ODDS OF SURVIVAL ARE 3,720 to 1. SPOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!

slow clap

Skynet has born 🤖 ☠

Yeah, pretty soon you’re gonna be the one fetching the stick.

People are gonna have to buy their own robot so it can replace them at the job site.

Rick & Morty Reference for the win 😆

Rok nd mrorty s dead move on to jojo or some other documental film

I want my name to be Spaghetti.

If it demands to be called "Spaghetti" we are all fucked.

that’s 74,500 dollars

@@tysonthegamer6208 _Shit_

@@ohheyitscyber2848 Well boys, looks like we’re breaking into Boston Dynamics today!

@@itscris01 Wait, you havent already?

2019 baby let's get this show on the road! Somebody call Will Smith!

@@MarkDanov Don't call Will Smith, he's gonna ruin our ROBOTIC FUTURE! (by the way he's a robot too)

Didn't you have a Furby? An integrated coffee machine also qualifies as a robot by many standards.

@@DaFeanor20 Aliens do exist tho, the universe is fucking huge, trillions of planets, how can there not be life?

Oxide 2-1 tbf let’s not discount the Roomba baby!

These robots can not smell drugs.

@@12gpm91... YET

@@12gpm91 for now

@@composmentis8138 well when we're replaced there won't be much stopping that

Yes thats what I was thinking 🤔

Good reference! Enjoyed that book.

Free Plays lol

Free Plays , I mean all you have to do is kick it over and it’s rendered utterly useless.

Daniel Dionne they know how to get up

My Xbox did that once...

clearly to walk around building sites and carry the odd brick

Does anything have a purpose?

They could do automatic round check in oil rig, underwater facilities or in industries at night

Security walks in night shifts for example

@@monacomulisha3928 I'd love to see it try and climb a ladder. This thing would be useless on a building site

A hundred of these all networked and with miniguns, please.

Put some armor into it and miniguns ..this shit will be like those walker in black ops 2

Hahaha

The Nazi actually made a war robot back in the day, check Project Goliath, basically IED on tracks and remote control but had to be on a wire linked to the controller.

@@luisemoralesfalcon4716 fuck.... well I think the modern world has exceeded any efforts at bio-social control than the Nazis dreamt of. We gaze and submit. At least this kind of thing is potentially more democratic than what we have at our disposal at present, with the one exception of the Kalishnikov glider bomber released a couple of months ago. So, when we wake the fuck up, weaponry just got simpler

No they existed long before, like Aibo.

What about ABS and Kuka?

Matheus Salabert There have been many robot ads. Robots aren't new.

Entering 2020

You are not very tech savvy.

You would have seen some real worried idiot`s in the comment `s then!!!!!

This would be our end.

@@Wiesel1 how ironic

UNLIMITED POWER

That's cannibalism kinda, right?

@8w9hf89hw bruh

ScorpioX` technophiles

I think it’s only for warehouses. Not for the public yet

@@alexhein1738 with enough money it is

you just want a robo gf so when the revolution comes you are protected

You are not the only one who thinks spot is cute bc I think he's cute.

Saaaame and I want one and my mom had no excuse now because it has no fur

Not to the general public though

@@Smellygoat235 they have limited numbers and are targeted towards businesses, it's not for the mass consumer market yet

@@PabloEscobar-kl4ui I bet the army will want them.

@@s4n714g000 I bet they won't

You are too poor to buy it if you need to know the price.

Yeah that was my first thought too, I was just curious to see the price I'm not going to contact sales just to find out it costs more than a car.

DuBstep115 I was just curious, nothing more. Would have no idea what to use this thing for anyway. As for the cost, I estimate between 20 and 30k, which is doable for anyone who is able to buy a new car.

@@AttilaTheHun333333 its the price of a new car, just to LEASE the spot. Buying it is a whole other story.

Prod. SlapHappy I’m not sure what you try to say.

This is such a cursed comment.

Naidemoc dont evenact like you wouldn’t do it either

@@Uub27 ur pfp just reminded me of etika man..

Ah pack bonding

Aww 🤭 made me smile. A pet is a pet no matter how you see it. It's all about the mindset.

Ever heard of a roomba?

@@anakruger2412 weeeell, definitely true, but roomba doesn't feel very robot-y. It has a single function, it's not exactly programmable and it really primitive. It's like a conveyor belt arm. Still a robot, but not what an average person would call a robot.

You mean this is "history in the making".

Looking 30 years into the future this will look so silly. Can't wait.

The day they launch Atlas on sale it will be

Incredibly useful for bomb sniffing or emergency response

I thought that too! Predictive programming. Probably going out to give rabies to people that survived....

They are just saying it's durable and you won't easily break it. I think that's good

Most of the video is a construction site

@@HoustonWadeCompton I imagine radioactive or hazardous waste cleanup is probably on the to do list too.

Maybe, but this one won't chew up your shoes, piss on your furniture, or crap in the neighbors yard... where's the fun in that?

But do you interact with your dog through some sort of API?

Alexander Zubov he does by gesture api, sound api or so I guess :)

Took'er jerb.

@@schuppe9006 I can agree that voice and gesture commands can be thought as APIs. But in this case, I can’t imagine what the documentation for such APIs looks like.

90 minute run time at walking pace, all the people you need to save will be all dead by then :D

With a spinning razor saw that is extended from the back of it

Also, all of them are equipped with tasers. ;) "Don't make the good robodoggies tase you, bro!"

With a top speed of a few mph I think you're fine.

CC K I love you anime profile pic niggas

dont worry, you can outspeed them at a brisk walk

"Summer is safe."

@@patchouli9 :DDDDD

he protecc

spot.kill(John Connor)

How much does an m249 weigh? Oh, half of Spot's carrying capacity...uh oh indeed.

Doesn't matter.

The beginning of the end.

@@osakarose5612 well that's how things go. God creates men, men create robots, robots kill men, robots create dinosaurs

Thats what they said in the 80’s about the android revolution. It lived on in rocky 4 and 5. History repeats itself.

@@osakarose5612 Are you a scientist who studies robots, ai and autonomy? Its a theoretical possibility that they can and will rise up against people. Agi is where the turning point will bbe for better or worse that is the point where we'll see bug changes in ai intelligence. And besides its not like if we give them the ability to think and control theirselves on their own don't you think a few of them would kill some people? Some robots even already have.

This isn't the first robot advertisement.

Midi Bark

I hope cortex or HI talks about this

Now thats something I can get behind!

Negev haha Second please the misses then on your way back another beer 🍺 on your way to the grill 🥩🥓 thanks. Goooood boy.

sudo get me a beer

Its red on the thumbnail

@@BruceLortzHI u do know cybernet is reading this

Activating instant kill

Best comment ever

@@merxellus1456 no that red light is its ass

US military already have car sized robots like these ready to go WITH GUNS.

14 kg so a good rifle and a decent load out

115kg worth :-)

@@WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS yea but just imagine one of thes things strolling into a stronghold strapping a glock

Sniper Spot, in ghillie, apart from a concealed solar panel, could lay in wait for months until it recognizes its target and does it's thing.

The scariest part is that those people might have just been the poor that the rich wanted to "neutralize"

@@tahnoon69 Hope it doesn't come true :/

I'm walkin' here!

@@TheCool_Guy23IM WALKING HERE!

couple of wise guys in da comment section.

JERRRRRK

@@mkuc6951 yous talkin ta me, wise guy?!

He didnt use the doorhandle tho. Door was already slightly open and just pulled it further open.

@@giannistek1 It also needs extra hardware to do that. I can get a couple door stops for $6 at Walmart.

, can somebody please explain to me what do these bots things do for a living?

watch the Black Mirror episode Metalhead if you want to see how scary it can be

@Jimmy DINOBOTS! That'd be crazy.

"Alright Chris, I'll call ya back o just gotta go charge the dog"

"Bro my dog died i gotta recharge it be right back" "What the fuck?"

Yeah man just slap on a synthetic dog skin on it like you put on a cover on your phone

Well, at least it doesn't piss on the carpet.

Or imagine your 'friend' saying "I'll be back..."

BigDog would be very uncomfortable to ride.

@@ElliWoelfin would be cool as fuck though, riding throu your town with a giant robo dogo

You can ride a variety of electric vehicles/bikes/scooters already

@@hotbeefo how many of them are robotic dogs?

Used to have LS3 (Horse) and big dog www.bostondynamics.com/legacy

But now, it can pee beer! Thanks to one short crackhead youtuber

Not water proof though, just kick it into your local pool

Going to need ip 68 mate

For full immersion

IP 54 is not even that good

Orun Makarov You stop it by asking it to *ROTATE* *TEXT* *IN* *MS PAINT!*

The rain looks like that seen in Jurassic Park when the T-Rex escapes and flips over the suv with the children inside.

Yeah.And the bit where it shakes itself off - took a moment to understand what it was doing. I thought it was going to start dancing 🤷‍♀️

it's very effective at walking between people who are working.

Reminds me of something out of “The Electric State”

@@slicksolo9701 yeah me too

😂😂😂

Ah

*_"You have 20 seconds to comply!"_*

spot.attack()

Scp foundation: *this is interesting* Creepypasta: *I see interest*

@@JohnDoeKek Good thing I brought my trusty Cobra Assault Cannon.

That's what happened in that Documentary "Black Mirror"