But Security is also incompetent. Recorded on Wizden Salamander. Music: Live Wires - Re-Volt West Volt - Re-Volt Apogee - Tycho Little Toy Carz- Re-Volt Star Tripping - Sinewave
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@Argemia4 ай бұрын
The lawyer was absolutely right when he said he was dealing with dumbasses, I have never seen shitcurity being this bad
@alltheuser4 ай бұрын
Wana bet I had security shoot me with lethal today as a clown for slipping a sec officer and putting disabler in bag I got 5 mins at least 1 sec though it was fucked up and did not see the warden the next shift
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
Yeah the lawyer was based. I like how he just lights a cig while he says that and the whole security force is fighting me.
@Vinzaf4 ай бұрын
Okay Burns-the-Coleslaw is such a funny name. Also, holy shit, the last half of this video actually had me rolling. Fucking up is oftentimes just as fun as doing well, ngl.
@user-si4ny6vt3u4 ай бұрын
I play this and someone’s name is “steals-the-items” and when I first saw them they were a thief antag
@whitegorilla13683 ай бұрын
i love when i have no way to escape so i just start punching a window and the secoffs just cant resist opening the door giving me a chance to escape lmfao
@0bashie3 ай бұрын
All of that sec was their first shift or something, ho-ly
@FastRomanianGypsies4 ай бұрын
The connection kept lagging. Sec was on performance enhancing drugs. The mousepad was too slippery. The lube on the keyboard switches expired. The chair's wheels were not compatible with the floor. It was the wind. The sun was in my eyes.
@Syphaxis4 ай бұрын
My horoscope was bad today.
@CoffeePowered4 ай бұрын
Dang, that's almost as incompetent as I am. Entertaining video, well done.
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
Space Station is one of those rare games that are still fun if you suck and you lose. Either way it just creates interesting RP scenarios.
@MiaowVal4 ай бұрын
thats too much time in prison according to the mrp rules. 20+ minutes is temp perma which means you can request a trial, truly incompetent sec.
@Adude4614 ай бұрын
Just yesterday the guard gave a guy 40 minutes for murder, that shouldve been perma, still the guy left after caught
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
I know, some people were saying it should've been extended confinement instead, but because I escaped multiple times the warden said I was too dangerous to move to perma, so I sat out my 24 minute sentence there instead. Usually I would ahelp stuff like this but honestly the regular cell was a lot more fun getting to shit talk everyone who walked past so I just accepted it.
@Adude4614 ай бұрын
@@SuperDicq that warden was pretty dumb, perma IS made for dangerous people
@MiaowVal4 ай бұрын
@@Adude461 damn, that is definitely ahelpable seeing as it ruins the round for the person caught and defeats the point of perma and the mrp space laws and sop
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
@@MiaowVal If I see something that is against the rules but doesn't impact my enjoyment of the game I just roll with it.
@TheOfficalMasterFurret4 ай бұрын
damn i got captured again as captain, good video as always though!
@thespy52674 ай бұрын
As one of the seoffs that round i would like to say that i was very incompetent.
@brido1474 ай бұрын
also maybe it didnt show that but i think i got shocked by the grill your c4 left that round
@littlecarrotsoup4 ай бұрын
I don’t really understand most of the events of ss14 in this video, but there’s this guy I really like and he really loves this game, so I’m trying to learn something about it by myself, any tips?
@andrewboucher39183 ай бұрын
Hop in and play. It's free. Delve into the chaos.
@brido1474 ай бұрын
lol i was the det , you left your dna on the impl i think
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
There was a ton of stuff we left in the surplus crate area. My idea was that if the syndibomb went off all the evidence would be destroyed, but it turned out to be a training bomb!
@brido1474 ай бұрын
@@SuperDicq oh yeah i took the crate to my office looking for anything usefull to keep before i give it to sec and tbh the only thing you left evidence on was the imp so wp , also i feel so dumb after watching you killing sec and fighting them an me just sitting there and watch because i was busy trying to manage all the papers in my inv😆
@igouana48074 ай бұрын
Can you do more videos like this?
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
I was planning to, yes.
@igouana48074 ай бұрын
What server it is?
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
Wizard's Den Salamander (MRP)
@Imasleeping114 ай бұрын
Yeah you are pretty incompetent as a syndicate
@gianluca84884 ай бұрын
incompetent sec rather lol
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
Well I tried breaking into the armory without insulated gloves so
@mio7803084 ай бұрын
is this the steam space station 14
@SuperDicq4 ай бұрын
The "Steam version" of Space Station 14 and the one you download from spacestation14.com/ are exactly the same game.