Stacking Infinite Armor For Immortality In Cyberpunk 2077 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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The Spiffing Brit

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world of Cyberpunk 2077! It Is one day away from the games release and I have been given early access to find as many exploits and bugs in cyberpunk as possible! Now I will be showing off multiple cyberpunk 2077 money glitch and exploits including ways to get infinite money thanks to a trading exploit and how to break cyberpunk 2077 by duplicating items allowing us to get a perfect collection of overpowered mods with more cyberpunk glitches that will leave you with more money than you can possibly spend! This is by far the most broken cyberpunk bug as it allows the player to stack near infinite Armor onto themselves to block any and all incoming damage making them impossible to kill and bugging out the game to effectively activate god mode! So today the spiffing brit is on a mission to see if cd projekt reds new game is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if my wonderful guide of how to break cyberpunk 2077 might hint that this game is not perfectly balanced! One thing is for certain this is going to take more than a standard review of cyberpunk 2077 to explain!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title: Stacking Infinite Armor For Immortality In Cyberpunk 2077 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
Last Video: How To Break Cyberpunk 2077 And Get INFINITE MONEY Glitch- Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
First Cyberpunk Video Title: HIGHEST DAMAGE GUN IS A PISTOL ??!!! Cyberpunk 2077 IS A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!
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@Matt61562
@Matt61562 3 жыл бұрын
Devs: "Honey! Hes doing it again"
@gothicpando
@gothicpando 3 жыл бұрын
God damnit NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
@heyllo1337
@heyllo1337 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you can basically be immortal anyways with tech
@Votexforxme
@Votexforxme 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly this is right now the least of the problems they have the one for the 8mb save file is patchable but you guys with the official non pirated versions still have it and you cant enjoy the game becasue of it. wait 1-2 weeks and ppl will cry about corrupted saves. will be fun to see.
@__-bk6mm
@__-bk6mm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Votexforxme they already are lol
@godzillaaccount2672
@godzillaaccount2672 3 жыл бұрын
My crafting is bugged it says it’s at 100% and should level up but it’s just stuck there
@OriginalNajja
@OriginalNajja 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every time he opens his menu he's got a different amount of armor, like the game is actively trying to figure this out while he's playing.
@ArtisChronicles
@ArtisChronicles 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen my weapon DPs change like that. Whatever formula they used seems to get different answers all the time.
@AllenorLP
@AllenorLP 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: does stuff Cyberpunk 2077: *I demand a recount*
@StevenMussels
@StevenMussels 3 жыл бұрын
if perks affect it, it gets recalculated on the fly In this game, everything is just random dice rolls all the time tho
@kekero540
@kekero540 3 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti is the reason whyZ
@user-vn6ki6gs8w
@user-vn6ki6gs8w 3 жыл бұрын
Not really, this is possible without any glitch so it's just because he duplicated the mods and it's like he has 3 but also 1, so the game gets confused
@jamesp7351
@jamesp7351 3 жыл бұрын
a game where Reanu Keeves is slowly being possessed by Keanu Reeves. the metaverse has come full circle.
@Ash_Vulpine
@Ash_Vulpine 2 жыл бұрын
I like how no matter what build you’re going for, you HAVE to put 18 points into crafting, otherwise the game just becomes a tedious looter shooter basically
@xXcarlonxoXx
@xXcarlonxoXx 2 жыл бұрын
Hey borderlands its actually a good looter shooter, try it you wont regret it
@daaaaaaaavid8998
@daaaaaaaavid8998 Жыл бұрын
@@xXcarlonxoXx agreed, but this game doesnt feel like a good one if you play that way. prolly just bc of what most drops are like
@Tenderofyggdrasil
@Tenderofyggdrasil 14 күн бұрын
Netrunning is the exception to this rule
@ArgoDevilian
@ArgoDevilian 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: becomes Immortal Cyber Psycho: "Two can play that game Tea Man"
@Cracker6295
@Cracker6295 3 жыл бұрын
😭😂
@LewdnCute
@LewdnCute 3 жыл бұрын
In the first 5 seconds he's testing his armor versus extremely low level enemy's. Next time go up against over level enemy's (ones with red pictures in the boxes)
@turinsbane4200
@turinsbane4200 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: *Exploits the game* Save file: *Sweats profusely*
@tylerhutson4687
@tylerhutson4687 3 жыл бұрын
This is the fear
@Sazabi4prez
@Sazabi4prez 3 жыл бұрын
Next video : "8MB of save file is perfectly balanced with no exploit"
@volatile100
@volatile100 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sazabi4prez what's wrong with 8mb save file? I don't have the game.
@Stormfire1777
@Stormfire1777 3 жыл бұрын
@@volatile100 basically, if the save file reaches 8MB, it will corrupt the file and most likely crash the game
@volatile100
@volatile100 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stormfire1777 thats seems like something playtesters would catch. Ig they didn't have any. Thanks for telling me
@NatePrawdzik
@NatePrawdzik 3 жыл бұрын
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? No Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
@tortron
@tortron 3 жыл бұрын
No Neo, im trying to tell you that when your're ready, your game will crash
@SheekyShiki
@SheekyShiki 3 жыл бұрын
Armadillo mods that are DUPED do NOT STACK. It's something to do with the unique item ID that makes the game only apply the mod once. If you craft your own purple Armadillo mods they will stack just fine.
@Arek_R.
@Arek_R. 3 жыл бұрын
What level is required to craft epic armadillos?
@SheekyShiki
@SheekyShiki 3 жыл бұрын
@@Arek_R. Not sure. I would get maybe 1 purple every 10-15 crafts with level 18 crafting.
@dr_fantom
@dr_fantom 3 жыл бұрын
They do, they just can’t be slotted in the same piece of armor. So essentially you would only need 4 different armadillos for your entire armor set.
@CrazeCracker79
@CrazeCracker79 3 жыл бұрын
@@dr_fantom thats kind of the defintion of "stacking mods" on the same piece of equipment ... smh..
@ittimjones
@ittimjones 3 жыл бұрын
I have the white crafting spec and the perk that allows you to craft higher level items. Just craft it like 10 times and u get a variety of levels.
@punisheddante5879
@punisheddante5879 3 жыл бұрын
"Every time I step into this game it gets more and more like skyrim" -Yorkshire tea connoisseur 2021
@XzaroX
@XzaroX 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 I can tell you exactly why Armadillo mod appears broken and why mixing its quality seems to increase armour. It's because you duplicated them. Yes, that's right. It seems that every item has some sort of unique identifier (yes every item, that may seem identical, is still unique). Now because you duplicated these armadillo mods, they are no longer unique, they really are the same item multiplied. So when you insert multiple duped armadillo mods into a single item, its bonus applies only ONCE. This is why you seem to get an increase of armour every time you change to a lower quality. You can actually have all epic armadillos with the highest armour, but you actually have to craft them all, not dupe them. You can use dupes to give yourself unlimited crafting materials, but you should actually individually craft your armadillo mods. Yes, not every mod you craft will be epic, but they will not be bugged in this manner. I hope you and other can find this message.
@benbotanel1582
@benbotanel1582 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the real protip
@omegaentertainment01
@omegaentertainment01 3 жыл бұрын
Liking this in the hopes that Spiff sees it, might also throw it onto his Discord in order to help.
@omegaentertainment01
@omegaentertainment01 3 жыл бұрын
I've thrown your possible fix into Spiff's Discord on your behalf, and one of the mods was gracious enough to transfer the information to Spiff's youtubevideoexploits text channel, so he might see it at some point.
@gersontakada
@gersontakada 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think that explains all of it. I'm using crafted Armadillo mods (super trivial to do, they're cheap), and I also see discrepancies in the total armor amounts. It could be just some simple diminishing returns, or maybe it is just broken xD
@sneakyadolf4592
@sneakyadolf4592 3 жыл бұрын
The math is broken the same way for my crafted armadillos
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish KZfaq would allow images in the comments, that Simpsons pic where the kid cries "Stop, he's already dead!" would be real appropriate for every new thing you break in this game.
@pizzamozzarella2786
@pizzamozzarella2786 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea but people could possibly exploit it by doxxing peoples identify or nudes or some weird Shiz only the internet would do
@WickedPhase
@WickedPhase 3 жыл бұрын
pizza mozzarella Absolutely, the app iFunny proves that is exactly what people would do
@GustavGaming1
@GustavGaming1 3 жыл бұрын
@@WickedPhase part of the shit, part of the poo
@fighthefallen
@fighthefallen Жыл бұрын
Spiff - "I'm just kind of getting upset that my exploit isn't even more exploity" I think this just means you miss the blessings of Todd Howard
@Sportnugget
@Sportnugget 3 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves is such a meme embedded into my mind that I frequently have make sure Keanu Reeves' name isn't actually Reanu Keeves and vise versa.
@bl4cksp1d3r
@bl4cksp1d3r 3 жыл бұрын
same! even when reading Reanu Keeves i have to make sure it's not the real one lmao
@jimmyclimer594
@jimmyclimer594 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing those 2 names together is. really messing with me lol
@tovahnvitols7614
@tovahnvitols7614 3 жыл бұрын
Even with you saying it im still slightly confused as to which one is the real one anymore
@TheCynicalJedi
@TheCynicalJedi 3 жыл бұрын
It's gotten to a point for me where I've genuinely said Reanu Keeve's instead of Keanu Reeves multiple times IRL and I'm not sure how I should feel about that, I hope it's not the Tea.
@ArtisChronicles
@ArtisChronicles 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCynicalJedi embrace your tea overlords
@Jay-ql4gp
@Jay-ql4gp 3 жыл бұрын
"Because if there's one thing I know about this game, it's that no one tested anything." I love this.
@emceeunderdogrising
@emceeunderdogrising 3 жыл бұрын
Classic.
@fromusedtosleep
@fromusedtosleep 3 жыл бұрын
That was my fav comment
@CursingYeti5352
@CursingYeti5352 3 жыл бұрын
Legendary.👌
@italianspiderman5012
@italianspiderman5012 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny coz its true.
@evo2rex
@evo2rex 3 жыл бұрын
CDPR said so themselves, third party testers were not allowed to test at home since they needed to come to a communal place of work to do so
@ucutt0
@ucutt0 Жыл бұрын
As of today, it is safe to say that the immortality of the queen joke has aged really really bad 🙄
@thenooblet9872
@thenooblet9872 Жыл бұрын
bro she obviously faked her death 🙄🙄🙄
@genesisfox3198
@genesisfox3198 Жыл бұрын
Aged really bad? I suppose you could say the same about the queen.
@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies
@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies Жыл бұрын
Nah if anything it got even funnier in retrospect
@Death_by_Kim_Yoohyeon
@Death_by_Kim_Yoohyeon Жыл бұрын
She had it coming forever tho, literally felt like she been there for hundreds of years
@baitedcomment3481
@baitedcomment3481 Жыл бұрын
Nah It’s pretty funny
@SketchySounds
@SketchySounds 2 жыл бұрын
Noticed that "Delivery" is misspelled as "Devilery" on the vending machine and honestly, for what's going on, it's not wrong.
@Ultrameowmeow
@Ultrameowmeow 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: they’ve since hidden the Devilry in an upper corner of the drop boxes.. so it’s not as visible anymore
@onetruedodd
@onetruedodd 3 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reeves: stops bullets Veanu Keeves: “What bullets?”
@SKsuprakirby
@SKsuprakirby 3 жыл бұрын
Technically his body stop bullets. but he doesn't realize it yet.
@realwhatbrains
@realwhatbrains 3 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reeves: "You mean i can dodge bullets?" Veanu Keeves: "dodge bullets?!"
@DeepBlueNick
@DeepBlueNick 3 жыл бұрын
i hate the fact that i still need about 20 seconds to figure out if Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves is the real one when talking to friends
@droplifter3435
@droplifter3435 3 жыл бұрын
Veanu*
@joppiseni3710
@joppiseni3710 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes this is the burden we carry after all this time with our reee keeves we donno who is the real deal anymore
@dylanmiller9162
@dylanmiller9162 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly can’t tell at times if Spiff means to refer to Keanu or Reanu and is just so deep in that he doesn’t know the difference anymore lol
@Niflheimrr_EL
@Niflheimrr_EL 3 жыл бұрын
Him: "I can't die!" Me: points a wierd shaped bolder "jump off that"
@iwonderwhatnameishallhaveh1194
@iwonderwhatnameishallhaveh1194 3 жыл бұрын
Untested game: **exists** Spiffing Brit: Do I smell Yorkshire tea and also exploitable games?
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff looking at unfinished games: give me a key or Mario's gonna do something very illegal
@Mabujold
@Mabujold 3 жыл бұрын
Ill go for Option A because I can't get enough of how broken this game is
@MrClubfoot90
@MrClubfoot90 3 жыл бұрын
So broken that when you get a message about a car to be bought it says the 'windshielf' was replaced.
@outcast170
@outcast170 3 жыл бұрын
More simple games have came out in far worse shape, such as completely unplayable any farther than the title screen. Sure, it was in development for along time, still a fun game.
@italianspiderman5012
@italianspiderman5012 3 жыл бұрын
@Will Turner ah yes,of course a white knight in fanboy armour came to the rescue! Game is nowhere near being finished is simple as that,not to mention all the lies,and just because other publishers did it too doesn't make the situation any better. Game is great,but ffs,they fucked up and deserve every bit of criticism.
@ownenk
@ownenk 3 жыл бұрын
@@italianspiderman5012 I love the game! Sure it’s not as RPG and open as advertised but honestly that was a pipe dream and anyone who thinks a game could be that immense in this day would be insane. The game is definitely in my top 5. I honestly have seen very little bugs on the PC version, it’s even been less buggy for me than when RDR2 released.
@NicDixson
@NicDixson 3 жыл бұрын
@@italianspiderman5012 why don't you develop a game of this size without any glitchs then of wait you can't because it's freaking difficult and there are bound to be some glitchs with games like this no matter how long it's delayed or developed for that's how coding is because it's very complex
@z24hourgamer2
@z24hourgamer2 3 жыл бұрын
Google: why are a few thousand people suddenly asking if armadillos make good pets?
@Murkaeus
@Murkaeus 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you take on the cops, who keep getting stronger and stronger as you kill them. Would be a good test of your amazing armor rating.
@RealBadMike
@RealBadMike 3 жыл бұрын
Totally doable. I've got just over 5K armor - with that and the unbelievably OP Comrade's Hammer I can waste the cops, drones , robots and MaxTac till they give up and stop coming. You can't just stand there taking bullets, tho - gotta move around a bit.
@user-vn6ki6gs8w
@user-vn6ki6gs8w 3 жыл бұрын
@@RealBadMike yeah, I kinda hate and also like it, they just give up and leave you causing mayhem
@Menlock1998
@Menlock1998 3 жыл бұрын
On which difficulty do u guys play? I've over 6k armor and 2 star units 2 shot me and 4 star often 1 shot. I've nearly 800 hp and during combat I've probably around 8k armor
@dhzrx
@dhzrx 2 жыл бұрын
Sir Spiff should be a QA tester for these studios. Of course he gets paid in tea bags alone.
@dani.2479
@dani.2479 2 жыл бұрын
@Shabron thats kinda a testers job. find a bug. report it. test it over and over again until its almost impossible to find.
@disinque6961
@disinque6961 2 жыл бұрын
@Shabron yes thats the testers job to find these glitches so that the devs can fix it before release
@definitelynotatoaster9010
@definitelynotatoaster9010 3 жыл бұрын
“Something’s gone terribly wrong” is a great way to explain pretty much everything involving Cyberpunk 2077
@baldininicholas
@baldininicholas 3 жыл бұрын
*Coff coff* fallout 76 *coff coff*
@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 3 жыл бұрын
Or the balancing of Skyrim.
@aderi31415
@aderi31415 3 жыл бұрын
@@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 What are you talking about? Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game.
@BlackTempleGaurdian
@BlackTempleGaurdian 3 жыл бұрын
@@baldininicholas Don't be silly, Fallout 76 was unenjoyably broken.
@RandomVideoApparatus
@RandomVideoApparatus 3 жыл бұрын
Or ".... And that's when they knew... They FUCKED up"
@flallana18
@flallana18 3 жыл бұрын
In which Veanu Keeves finally becomes the immortal god we all knew he is
@ninjamantis8309
@ninjamantis8309 3 жыл бұрын
as it is written in the legendbooks of legend some day all instances of keanus will fight eachother to prove which is the one true god ending the universe and leaving only those who have drank enough tea to enjoy the new world
@Bouzsi
@Bouzsi 3 жыл бұрын
It’s breathtaking
@jo1stormlord
@jo1stormlord 3 жыл бұрын
He became Boris the Animal from MiB3.
@OpenLogicEFI
@OpenLogicEFI Жыл бұрын
0:35 That didn't age quite so well.
@blackskeletor
@blackskeletor Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear about the queen forgetting about her daily injection of Yorkshire
@gustavodill3819
@gustavodill3819 3 жыл бұрын
I just imagine if multiplayer was out with these exploits. "Here comes the guy with 200k damage and immortality. RUUUUNNN"
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 3 жыл бұрын
@Gustavo D: I'd imagine players like that would just be nicknamed Spiffs.
@namelastname766
@namelastname766 3 жыл бұрын
@@sdfkjgh "Oi, it's a fookin' spiff! Run!"
@vilvenserbian5503
@vilvenserbian5503 3 жыл бұрын
Yes... A beautiful consept for total destruction and mental full penetration
@Chris_Sizemore
@Chris_Sizemore 3 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk was sooo no built for multiplayer. Like Skyrim.
@NikoMoraKamu
@NikoMoraKamu 3 жыл бұрын
imagine usual cheats in multiplayer games
@connort.373
@connort.373 3 жыл бұрын
I finally got here early enough to take part in the special offer.
@joehemmann1156
@joehemmann1156 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Where's my armadillo?
@ste887
@ste887 3 жыл бұрын
@@joehemmann1156 sorry you misheard, the prize was actually a armoured dildo
@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 3 жыл бұрын
@@ste887 YES! I've always wanted one of those!
@HashknightGaming
@HashknightGaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 🖖
@lunarszsoldchannel
@lunarszsoldchannel 3 жыл бұрын
@@ste887 even better!
@falxie_
@falxie_ 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff was so immortal he made the NPCs immortal too
@petercselik5674
@petercselik5674 3 жыл бұрын
sharing is caring
@Edvor666
@Edvor666 3 жыл бұрын
I choose option D: Civ VI Multiplayer where every player use a different exploit to see which one is the ultimate and supreme one
@memeLOOT
@memeLOOT 3 жыл бұрын
Veanu Keeves: "You're game breaking!"
@TheCommanderNZ
@TheCommanderNZ 3 жыл бұрын
8MB save file agrees...
@eonarose
@eonarose 3 жыл бұрын
They aren’t exploits, they’re intended features.
@s4ndr3x98
@s4ndr3x98 3 жыл бұрын
Except the duping part
@supremturtle4491
@supremturtle4491 3 жыл бұрын
Bethesda and Ubisoft agrees
@RhysDardis
@RhysDardis 3 жыл бұрын
It just works
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 3 жыл бұрын
What do Bethesda, Goobysoft, and PeeWee Projecd Dead all have in common? They keep trying to make RPG FPS games. Which, by the very nature of both games polar opposite gameplay loops, pacing, speed, and player bases.... are destined to fail. Utterly and abysmally. Combine that with a staff of a small hotel, the competency of American software, and the ambitions of James Cameron.... you're basically left trying to build the USS Abraham Lincoln with a Holiday Inn budget and crew.... not going to happen lol.
@vixshire3672
@vixshire3672 3 жыл бұрын
Some feel intentional
@Wulfiebaby
@Wulfiebaby 3 жыл бұрын
Quite honestly, the most mystifying part to me is how he is only 43 street cred at level 38. I hit 50 around level 25 and it feels like my level grows way too slowly.
@ethanking640
@ethanking640 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when u just grind main missions. You get street cred higher by doing side stuff.
@songsayswhat
@songsayswhat 3 жыл бұрын
I figure he didn't do a ton of side missions. I do all the crime stuff for the loot. I went into the 2nd Act with nearly 50 street cred. Levels take longer. Probably a good thing so I have something to look forward to!
@imaner76
@imaner76 3 жыл бұрын
If you don't kill you get less cred. Often you have to check to be sure they are actually dead, not just down and out.
@songsayswhat
@songsayswhat 3 жыл бұрын
@@imaner76 Yeah. I didn't realize that until I watched someone's vid. Now I go back and make sure they stay down.
@aboveall9521
@aboveall9521 2 жыл бұрын
considering this is easily explained, this says alot about your gameplay, well, lack of gameplay
@facade11663
@facade11663 3 жыл бұрын
When you stack so much armor it over flows into all the enemies XD
@liamrice153
@liamrice153 3 жыл бұрын
At this point I’m more surprised when he doesn’t break everything
@J.Moore1172
@J.Moore1172 3 жыл бұрын
"It just works." - Todd Howard
@britasha1194
@britasha1194 3 жыл бұрын
these exploits have 16x the detail.
@cringelord7525
@cringelord7525 3 жыл бұрын
Looks as buggy as Todd Howard's games.
@MrChiefjc
@MrChiefjc Жыл бұрын
@0:38 You heard it here she's gone into hiding to live a peaceful life.
@moonrockslol9619
@moonrockslol9619 Жыл бұрын
We need more videos on cyber punk please im loving it i cant wait to make that handgun god damn
@brycedumas59
@brycedumas59 3 жыл бұрын
"un-kill-ability" My brain: "Uncle Ability"
@joel-k
@joel-k 3 жыл бұрын
0:35 For anyone new whos wondering: Spiff is an ancient ancestor of the dinosaurs who discovered tea when the queen (who was vegetarian) told him she was cold, hungry and thirsty and smart spiff looked for an option to solve all three of these problems and accidentally exploited life itself
@leeman27534
@leeman27534 3 жыл бұрын
makes more sense than some other conspiracy theories involving a lizard liz i've heard. i can see them mocking the meat eaters for all dying when most of the other bigger vegetarian lizards also died due to less plants - tea however being the best plant, stayed strong through the ice age.
@KhanGarth
@KhanGarth 3 жыл бұрын
tfw you're so immortal that your immortality leaks out into everyone around you
@virusO1OOOOO1
@virusO1OOOOO1 Жыл бұрын
The ugh queen joke did not AGE well...🤦🏻‍♂️I'm sorry💀😭
@boelijah5295
@boelijah5295 3 жыл бұрын
*heat death of universe occurs* Veanu Keeves: "Tis but a flesh wound!"
@snowball87583
@snowball87583 3 жыл бұрын
“If there’s one thing I know about this game it’s that no one tested anything” Pure Gold
@OmicronX-1999
@OmicronX-1999 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when everyone whines about crunch despite the fact that it's absolutely necessary in order to make a game not take 5 years to come out or release as a bug-ridden, broken mess. Although sometimes, that isn't a bad thing when you get a game that's broken on this level.
@snufflebunny539
@snufflebunny539 3 жыл бұрын
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@TheBlackSkimmer
@TheBlackSkimmer 3 жыл бұрын
@@OmicronX-1999 Still not necessary to have a crunch. It's called hiring more people instead of forcing peeps to work slave hours.
@OmicronX-1999
@OmicronX-1999 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlackSkimmer Literally every software company does it. Hiring more people costs money and deadlines can only be pushed back so much. You can either accept it as a reality of the industry and have games that release in a mostly finished state or you can piss and moan about the poor overworked programmers burning the midnight oil for the last month or more of development and get unfinished, barely functional catastrophes that cause the company's stock to plummet and makes the game a laughingstock. And then complain about it not working. You can't have your cake and eat it. Cyberpunk would have had to be delayed again another year or more to get it working without the programmers having to crunch, and then you'd have all complained about that too. That's the problem these days. Everyone just thinks everything should work the way they want it to as if the world is just going to magically reorder itself to give it to them while denying basic facts of reality. You can't meet deadlines for a AAA, open world, highly anticipated game that you've already delayed as much as possible and not have to crunch. This is a fact of life and it's a waste of time disputing it or wishing things were different, because the world is not that kind. Clearly CD Projekt Red clearly did not crunch nearly enough, and they also seem to have totally foregone QA testing to boot. This is what happens. Remember that, because it will keep happening if studios feel that they will get too much negative social media attention from having to crunch. Fortunately, in this case the result is so funny that people are playing the game anyway. They should just rename it Skyrim 2077 and embrace the bugs at this point, as long as they patch out the save file corruption and get it to run for longer than 10 minutes without crashing.
@TheBlackSkimmer
@TheBlackSkimmer 3 жыл бұрын
@@OmicronX-1999 Alright. I see arguing with you is pointless so enjoy your fantasy that the way we do things now is the only way it can be done.
@KingDanny98765
@KingDanny98765 Жыл бұрын
That joke about the queen being immortal aged poorly
@calebbraun9505
@calebbraun9505 Жыл бұрын
No, I think someone replaced her tea with coffee
@robert.7230
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
​@@calebbraun9505 I never thought of this, it makes perfect sense.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 2 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of an old Flash game called "Sonny". there's a glitch where you can drag an equipment item onto a certain point on the screen, it will vanish, and you will get the benefits permanently, allowing you to overpower your character to an absurd extent.
@rily8329
@rily8329 2 жыл бұрын
Sonny is the best!
@easytooner55
@easytooner55 3 жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk *is released* Spiff: Nothing beats some good old free real estate *sips tea*
@leborhal7450
@leborhal7450 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's british, his people were under the impression that everything is free real estate. you know - even sovereign nations.
@Kellerwerkstatt
@Kellerwerkstatt 3 жыл бұрын
Regarding the Armadillo mod. Stacking duplicated mods does not work. They have to be unique. Thats why the head band only went from 46 to 229.2 . It could have gone from 46 to 595.6 were those Armadillo mods unique as in crafted/looted. Only use the duplicated versions on one slot per armor peace. And duplicate another Armadillo mod with slightly different values to use in the second slot and so on.... Maybe this little tidbid of information is useful to you at some point.
@eriklona8806
@eriklona8806 3 жыл бұрын
I was stacking crit chance/crit damage mod (can't thing of the name) but it never went above the 15%/30% cause I duped them 🤦🏾‍♂️
@Mutski1579
@Mutski1579 3 жыл бұрын
@@eriklona8806 On the PS4 l have noticed the game doesn't seem to factor the Crit chance on the weapon on your Char/Stat sheet. I'm not sure why. I suspect the char sheet is a tally of your "Natural Crit". Skills and perks.
@dangerbeans9639
@dangerbeans9639 3 жыл бұрын
This explains a lot. Thanks!
@Astrojian
@Astrojian 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mutski1579 to see the weapon calculated, physically unsheath it/pull it out, then look at the stats again
@dungvo7051
@dungvo7051 3 жыл бұрын
from what i know. it is best to just craft it and place them all in as it will work stacking it. the mod will break the stack and will only add the last armor that is place on the cloth.
@gregq.9792
@gregq.9792 2 жыл бұрын
“Seeing as I am a super ultra mega ancient vampire or something that’s barely elaborated on I am immune to grenade blasts so all that did was annoy me really seismic toss into the well”
@The_inferior1
@The_inferior1 Жыл бұрын
That queen comment is a bit ironic now, may her soul rest in peace
@Honyakusha
@Honyakusha 3 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit's Cyberpunk 2077 review: "It's just doesn't make sense."
@nkoonkukoo
@nkoonkukoo 3 жыл бұрын
"It just works."
@coff33guy80
@coff33guy80 3 жыл бұрын
@@nkoonkukoo that reply was God Powered lol 😅😅😅
@granniboi
@granniboi 3 жыл бұрын
@@coff33guy80 l
@LexLootHoe
@LexLootHoe 3 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: Armadillos are immune to leprosy, making them ideal natural carriers of the ailment. Infinite armor until you arm falls off!
@SiIverStream
@SiIverStream 3 жыл бұрын
A bullet ricochet off an armadillo and the man who shot it got hit and died
@r.cdahuman7682
@r.cdahuman7682 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that. I live in Texas and we have a lot of them here, and I was always told to stay away from them for that reason.
@CM-vd1qw
@CM-vd1qw 3 жыл бұрын
Uh..? It’s near impossible to be a carrier of a disease if you’re IMMUNE... Asymptomatic, sure. Immune doesn’t make sense...
@r.cdahuman7682
@r.cdahuman7682 3 жыл бұрын
@@CM-vd1qw Ill have to look into it, but in general yes you are correct.
@r.cdahuman7682
@r.cdahuman7682 3 жыл бұрын
@@CM-vd1qw "In the southern United States, some armadillos are naturally infected with the bacteria that cause Hansen's disease in people and it may be possible that they can spread it to people. However, the risk is very low and most people who come into contact with armadillos are unlikely to get Hansen's disease." Basically the bacteria that causes leprosy doesn't effect them the same way it does humans, for whatever reason.
@kenrenkerish3177
@kenrenkerish3177 Жыл бұрын
This has aged interestingly, "to gain immortality like me and the Queen do"
@psychosis3049
@psychosis3049 Жыл бұрын
Haha that’s queen joke aged like a fine wine 😂
@KashouWannabe
@KashouWannabe 3 жыл бұрын
"The developers don't know how to code video games" Fucking beautiful
@Educationey
@Educationey 3 жыл бұрын
That has to be the most broken armor calculation system I've ever seen. You need non-euclidean 14dimensional geometry to figure it out.
@M92Firefly
@M92Firefly 3 жыл бұрын
Most likely caused by using duplicated Armadillos, I've seen guide doing exactly this with looted gear and crafted mods and everything there worked without any of this.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 3 жыл бұрын
@@M92Firefly the fact is, armadillos occur in the game. You should be able to stack them, without duplicating them, and the core fundamentals of the game should still be able to process it- not spit out RNG number values like a drunk honey badger.
@uljk5699
@uljk5699 3 жыл бұрын
The most broken armor calculation I've ever seen is pure "Attack Value minus Defense Value equals Damage" for conventional cRPGs. That stuff is a nightmare.
@fatherwilliam7256
@fatherwilliam7256 Жыл бұрын
Strapping pet armadillos to your body might make you immortal, but it will also give you leprosy.
@Lyrical14369
@Lyrical14369 3 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of one punch man, he's just looking around for people to fight only for them to die in 1 hit
@Sheesharko
@Sheesharko 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to everyone that reads this.
@michaelkirk6214
@michaelkirk6214 3 жыл бұрын
You to!
@ethanstoker1687
@ethanstoker1687 3 жыл бұрын
This poor game has gone through enough and now spiff is breaking it even more
@LucharyGames
@LucharyGames 3 жыл бұрын
Have a wonderful Christmas Spiff! I hope it is filled with many bags of
@lykanbluepaws
@lykanbluepaws 3 жыл бұрын
The item cloning really works awesome work mate :3
@kwikest
@kwikest 3 жыл бұрын
Option A. I'd like an iconic blueprint for the overture please, sir. Happy Christmas :)
@Moman313
@Moman313 3 жыл бұрын
I second this motion ✊🏻✊🏻
@kuriea552
@kuriea552 3 жыл бұрын
Loving all this Cyberpunk work. Would love to see more "A"
@garrettgeffre1792
@garrettgeffre1792 3 жыл бұрын
Why haven’t I heard of this guy he’s so funny
@christopherkevinsetchell972
@christopherkevinsetchell972 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Spiff I hope you get metric tonnes of tea.(Yorkshire of course).
@Easyflux
@Easyflux 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure duping messes with the item ID's, making it think you've slotted in 1 armadillo and not 4(since it's technically 4 of the same item). In my game I craft my own armadillo mods with lvl 18 technical, and every single epic armadillo I slot in raises the armor as it should, no joke.
@TempleofSolomon
@TempleofSolomon 3 жыл бұрын
CDPR: wow I sure do hope no one finds these exploits, that would make us look silly!
@tommercer6273
@tommercer6273 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good to know, I was wondering why the math wasn’t working there until different Armadillos were stacked.
@Rasanack
@Rasanack 3 жыл бұрын
Like Blazing Saddles said, “Shooting him will just make him mad”
@naderzein2435
@naderzein2435 3 жыл бұрын
"You think you have cheated death, but it is death that has cheated you."
@Chaxle
@Chaxle 3 жыл бұрын
Want to see more Cyberpunk! I'm glad the dupe glitch still works! Would love to see more spore later on though!
@HuslWusl
@HuslWusl 3 жыл бұрын
The real joke about these glitches isn't that they're stupidly overpowered, it's that they're even easier to pull off that fortify restoration
@mashiori9020
@mashiori9020 3 жыл бұрын
Fortify Restoration wasnt hard to do, it was just that you'd get into a rhythm but if it got broken you'd get confused if youve taken off your leather gauntlets ans then mess it up
@HuslWusl
@HuslWusl 3 жыл бұрын
@@mashiori9020 That's exactly what I meant. Fortify restoration isn't hard to do, you just have to be kinda quick with your inputs and stay focused. On CP2077 the hardest thing to do is pressing Esc and R at the same time plus your don't need to stay focused
@lowkey_Ioki
@lowkey_Ioki 3 жыл бұрын
@@HuslWusl Not saying this one is harder but you do need to be careful that you don't lose all your money and items by waiting at the wrong time or something. Especially when selling paintings for money.
@HuslWusl
@HuslWusl 3 жыл бұрын
@@lowkey_Ioki What do you mean waiting at the wrong time?
@lowkey_Ioki
@lowkey_Ioki 3 жыл бұрын
@@HuslWusl like waiting with your items in the vending machine so they disappear.
@philipsthedolphin8735
@philipsthedolphin8735 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think this guy knows about the katana that deals 510% crit Damage
@granatmof
@granatmof 3 жыл бұрын
He carries a pistol with a 5x head phot multiplier.I think he knows. The highest I've found was a 4x
@Rashed1255
@Rashed1255 3 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves needs no OP knif, he’s OP by default
@droplifter3435
@droplifter3435 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rashed1255 Veanu*
@Armetron
@Armetron 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see all the videos starting with cyberpunk then Civ then spore
@WilliamStewart1
@WilliamStewart1 3 жыл бұрын
@minphox The game doesn't need others to break it, it did that by itself.
@92HazelMocha
@92HazelMocha 3 жыл бұрын
Actually this armor bug happens because you used a duplicated mod; the game reads it as the exact same item so you don’t gain anything by adding a duplicated mod into a slot. If you however craft the armadillo mods they work properly and your armor can get much much much higher.
@kekero540
@kekero540 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of spaghetti in the code has be astrofuckingnomical.
@jameshaney8468
@jameshaney8468 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Bethesda, Seems to have helped in coding this game, They made it so balanced
@vilvenserbian5503
@vilvenserbian5503 3 жыл бұрын
No they made it 100% balanced with no exploits
@jameshaney8468
@jameshaney8468 3 жыл бұрын
@@vilvenserbian5503 Lol ok sure, I will Believe that when Me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet
@zachshaffer3015
@zachshaffer3015 3 жыл бұрын
I finally did it, I finally made it in time to win something from Spiff Co. Excuse me as I pause the video and run to my postbox to await my baby armadillo.
@techhelpwizardgenie3146
@techhelpwizardgenie3146 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is exactly what happens in film too. I used to work the sets and every time the artists were in charge they would fuck up the back-end, because they had no knowledge about structure or dimensioning. So then I'd be called to come redo all their CAD work.
@MartinOlminkhof
@MartinOlminkhof 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "I've accidently turned into the Terminator" me: "You mean.. you can't count using integers?"
@adventuringboat2564
@adventuringboat2564 3 жыл бұрын
the cdpr management would love some of that infinite armour
@vincentvalashu
@vincentvalashu 3 жыл бұрын
Pitchforks are melee weappns unfortunately.
@poyaispanic5269
@poyaispanic5269 3 жыл бұрын
-“Can we stack purple crunch hours to become invulnerable to investor lawsuits?” -“No, there is a bug that launches you into orbit if you do that” -“Good enough”
@dark_side_cookies
@dark_side_cookies 3 жыл бұрын
They’ll be fine. Buck passing and golden parachutes are God-tier exploits with no counter.
@danishdude2191
@danishdude2191 3 жыл бұрын
Uhh i go for C. we absolutely need to see some more beautiful spore creations 🤩
@allgunsblazed9106
@allgunsblazed9106 3 жыл бұрын
Complete legend 🙌 love Yorkshire tea
@HackerzVerified
@HackerzVerified 3 жыл бұрын
Nappa: Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta: It's OVER NINE THOUSAND
@hitman5782
@hitman5782 3 жыл бұрын
The good old times before power levels became ridiculous and every moron has a powerlevel of some million.
@Dr_Axton
@Dr_Axton 3 жыл бұрын
Start of the game: V, you're dying A bit later- become cyber wolverine
@anthonybottigliero8336
@anthonybottigliero8336 3 жыл бұрын
Less Wolverine, more Superman.
@MrWeezy312
@MrWeezy312 3 жыл бұрын
The devs wondering why they send him a early code and when he will stop.
@Asko83
@Asko83 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be fair, if there had been a proper game testing process for CP2077, Spiff would be giving valuable info on the few remaining exploits. As it is, he's just highlighting the silliness inherent in this beautiful wreck of a game.
@Mis73rRand0m
@Mis73rRand0m 3 жыл бұрын
I love that there is a "Cafe Bustelo" banner ad over this video as I watch. Not only is it coffee; it's the worst kind of coffee. KZfaq advertising to the right audience! Algorithm win!
@chrisconnors8513
@chrisconnors8513 3 жыл бұрын
Brit, you make funny videos. Love 'em, I vote more cyberpunk
@kuriea552
@kuriea552 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you are playing Veanu Keeves who has Keanu Reeves in his head
@GMaster1231
@GMaster1231 3 жыл бұрын
This was one wild ride to imortality. "i start at 400+. Thats pretty good." "ahh now i have it to 4k. Even better." "i am now god teir at 9k for no apparent reason!!"
@markmcgehee3864
@markmcgehee3864 3 жыл бұрын
9k that’s like -90dps A level 4 can’t hurt you level 8 is half dps and anything else is full dps
@datafungus
@datafungus 3 жыл бұрын
When you get a Spiffco tea mug and a box of Yorkshire tea for Christmas and are sat back, relaxed, and have a nice, warm cup of tea in hand.
@feliciaarrigoni5889
@feliciaarrigoni5889 3 жыл бұрын
I got Yorkshire gold tea for Christmas now I can watch in style!!!
@slippydouglas
@slippydouglas 3 жыл бұрын
12:20 It looks to me that the game is only counting one of the duplicated epic armadillo mods. Like, since they have the same ID internally (since they’re duped), they only get counted once for the armor total for that clothing piece. Thus, using different-level armadillo mods (which each have their own ID, since they aren’t dupes of each other) works, and likely as would all epic armadillo mods if they were obtained legitimately.
@ZeroDecibal
@ZeroDecibal 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, he has the crafting spec for them, why not test with nondupes
@FastForwardPlans
@FastForwardPlans 3 жыл бұрын
I tested without dupes, and with, it seems like the game only recognizes 2 of the same armor mod per clothing item, regardless of if its duped or not unless you do what spiff does. This sort of weird problem seems to be a issue with a lot of mods, the crit chance clothing mod for example only works once period, if you put more crit chance on the same clothing item or other clothing items you still only get 15% crit chance. Crit damage seems to only work sometimes, if you take off a clothing item, it can turn off the crit damage boost. Deadeye does not work at all. The fall damage and speed boost mods don't work period. Its like none of these mods were tested. It seems like a lot of the problems were caused because they planned to program limits into the mods so that you can't get too op, but they forgot to bug test the caps, and they forgot to program in the alerts about the various caps they put into the mods.
@shurik121
@shurik121 3 жыл бұрын
@@FastForwardPlans I think you are correct about crit chance/damage mods. The overall numbers on weapons and in the stats seem to be completely random and change every time I open the menu. Once, I upgraded a weapon and its damage was lower than before the upgrade.
@lightshadows1300
@lightshadows1300 3 жыл бұрын
@@FastForwardPlans Did some calculations and it's even more stupid than that with crit damage/chance. It doesn't really have a cap, it just works in an absolutely retarded way on clothing mods (weapon stats are fine, if it says 100% crit it does only crit). Basically I stacked two deadeyes on a piece of clothing and in the stat menu my crit chance went up from 16 to 21. That seems weird because it should be an increrase of 30 to 46 right? Well, 30% of 16 equals 4.6 or about 5... This means the "crit chance" modifier is a percentage of your base crit chance meaning a 100% crit chance would basically only double it to a meager 32% You can however play a certain detectives storyline, get an iconic revolver, upgrade it through money exploits and it will deal 200% crit damage, 5x headshot multiplier and 100% crit chance, it kills anything instantly
@FastForwardPlans
@FastForwardPlans 3 жыл бұрын
@@lightshadows1300 Really? Deadeye seems to straight up not work for me.
@bradmonk69
@bradmonk69 3 жыл бұрын
I love how I'm seeing adverts for Cyberpunk whilst watching this video.
@MrNoochie7312
@MrNoochie7312 3 жыл бұрын
Love Reanu Keeves...Didn't know he was a character in Skyrim....and Fallout 4 (just started watching those videos)
@giguyjoe
@giguyjoe 3 жыл бұрын
Man if he's able to one shot everyone and everything now, wait until he finds the legendary tech revolver that blows people up and hits enemies through walls.
@rmw315
@rmw315 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody's got immortality that wears off, that's just Mortality!
@carsormyr
@carsormyr 3 жыл бұрын
"Pink Armadillo Mod" Oh no, is Spiff Colourblind?
@herp_derpingson
@herp_derpingson 3 жыл бұрын
Magenta
@MravacKid
@MravacKid 3 жыл бұрын
No, he's just male. That means everything that's not red, green, blue or yellow is pink or brown. :)
@minecraftman625
@minecraftman625 3 жыл бұрын
@@holywatermuffin7772 Yes because gender is the defining point in colour definition!
@aryatale5232
@aryatale5232 3 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftman625 it matters a little bit but not much
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 3 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftman625 Males do have a significantly higher rate of color blindness.
@TeekeZX
@TeekeZX 3 жыл бұрын
C, then A. Merry Christmas Spiff!