Hoi4: The Invincible Metal Dutch Fortress

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This actually ended up being one of the easiest games i have ever played. God this mechanic is so abusable. Thanks for Watching everyone and remember to hit these links
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@06dWare 2 жыл бұрын

"only takes a few tanks and a million Indonesian lives" is a quote that will live in my head for the rest of the week

@ehlowgovna 2 жыл бұрын

Certainly.

@xXxMonkeyBoomxXx 2 жыл бұрын

POV: you just met english nobleman or average US citizen (they are mostly british anyway)

@edwardjones6403 2 жыл бұрын

@@xXxMonkeyBoomxXx ?

@owencarroll9878 2 жыл бұрын

funny thing is that only like 1.2k lives were used

@str2010 2 жыл бұрын

@@xXxMonkeyBoomxXx I'm sorry wut? Even if your statement is accurate, their colonization was a lot more benevolent than the dutch lol

@GR46404 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I found out that the Netherlands made a good fortress for the allies some time ago in multiplayer. After a while, the people I was playing with banned the Netherlands as a playable country. :) Belgium is not as good that way.

@nono_Hoi4 2 жыл бұрын

Germany: WHY WONT YOU DIIIIIEEEEE netherlands: Tonk time

@Da_poopoo Ай бұрын

First

@SergioRatz 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so confused as a Dutch person right now. I feel so happy we doing The Netherlands, but i also feel SO disrespected at the same time hahaaha!

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 жыл бұрын

Just enjoy your legal weed and forget about it lmao

@acanthaceae7896 2 жыл бұрын

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 its not legal

@larsbeenkens179 2 жыл бұрын

@@acanthaceae7896 are u high or what? weed is legal here

@MBoeltje41 2 жыл бұрын

@@larsbeenkens179 technically it isnt... it is illegal but decriminalized for personal consumption only.. so if you ever pass around. then techniclaly youve broken the law... but yeah it isnt really enforced anyway.

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

I mean both dutch and foreigners can buy and smoke weed from coffeeshops without issues so sounds like its legal to me

@user-cd4bx6uq1y 2 жыл бұрын

The Dutch tank bayonet charge is the new winged Hussars

@jaredjosephsongheng372 2 жыл бұрын

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED. COMING DOWN THE MOUNTANSIDE. COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE.

@ch5rry240 2 жыл бұрын

As a dutch person I am extremely divided if i should find this hilarious or be offended

@tylerclifton4759 2 жыл бұрын

Why not botg

@texasarbiter8454 2 жыл бұрын

Its healthy to be able to laugh at yourself from time to time

@justindagoose377 2 жыл бұрын

@@tylerclifton4759 agreed

@tehok 2 жыл бұрын

Both

@stephenquinn3447 2 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@hydronpowers9014 2 жыл бұрын

Challenge: Don't be an useless Italy >Play as Italy >Historical >Vanilla or any mod of your choice >Form the imperium romanum without being bringing down your allies

@lucaricci1861 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he did that Edit: yeah he did that

@ushopelife7538 2 жыл бұрын

useless like all of you sorry for talking to all of you like those we didnt mean to please forgive us we are so sorry our friends

@jaredjosephsongheng372 Жыл бұрын

He did that in BBA

@GameyRaccoon 5 ай бұрын

so play Italy? I think you're a bit influenced by history maymays. Italy isn't particularly hard or bad in HOI4.

@HyperScorpio8688 Жыл бұрын

Love how much stakuyi is obsessed with tank printing and space marines...

@lucvandermeij4140 2 жыл бұрын

Need more war support? Just assign a pride of the fleet

@rileymosman2808 Жыл бұрын

"This is one of the worst starts I mean holy **clearly dubbed in later**: Spices. Love it, a stroke of genius.

@FIVEBASKET 2 жыл бұрын

He's doing the impossible making the Dutch actually good

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

He should try to play as the dutch in 1939 start date for the true pain experience

@ashwhite2308 2 жыл бұрын

Do you know who can beat fortresses.......wait for it.......THE MONGOLS

@xXxMonkeyBoomxXx 2 жыл бұрын

Slovak, hungarian, polish castles have entered the chat.

@StockedSocks 2 жыл бұрын

Water has entered the chat

@thedutchwolf9747 2 жыл бұрын

@@StockedSocks yeah flood the polders

@samueleveleigh2767 Жыл бұрын

sadly something like this happened in one of my germany games. america was able to join the allies early by some weird glitch in the matrix and was able to flood the low countries with tanks effectivly stopping me from progressing...

@thishandleisalreadytakensrry 2 жыл бұрын

My brain keeps thinking red dead dutch

@superabdoking5372 2 жыл бұрын

Germany: WHY WONT YOU DIE Netherlands: Bricks Tanks, son, they multiply in response to frontal assults, you cant hurt me germany

@landanrockz570 2 жыл бұрын

Speedbump fun

@alexattfield3885 Жыл бұрын

I like how your Bricks is basically the British Infitry doctrine

@roantuck5154 2 жыл бұрын

i feel like he would be the type of person that would like war thunder

@snek1557 2 жыл бұрын

This is why I love stakuyi he's able to make a country in a terrible situation a unstoppable Force.

@loiusverellenii7013 2 жыл бұрын

Super fun to watch!

@aceofspadesattorney 2 жыл бұрын

For all the resisting you do…you still built a castle, just like Joia. This was her plan all along…😂

@tadhgdarcy8874 2 жыл бұрын

The Dutch Empire shall the world or maybe just Europe I don't think that Uncle Sam would be too keen on that.

@str2010 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, uncle Sam can't be bothered. Unless the soviets come. Then they might

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

uncle sam is the reason of the end of the dutch colonial empire so I do think they do would be bothered

@Mr.Janitor 2 жыл бұрын

The dutch can REALLY make some "Bricks".

@diamondcreepah3210 2 жыл бұрын

ironic how nowadays the netherlands have sold off every single one of their tanks

@prestonjones1653 2 жыл бұрын

We're all in NATO after all. As long as America doesn't lay off on their military we never have to lift a finger ever again. If they do... well I'm sure Russia will be happy to take up the mantle.

@royearle1673 6 ай бұрын

Many kettles of soup were harmed in the making of this video.

@eliscerebralrecyclingbin7812 Жыл бұрын

lol Cool, thanks! Could you do an examination of the Bronze Age collapse and/or systems collapse (one of the theories of what caused the BAC). Add your favorite theory of what caused, as well. I watched the Extra History series on the topic and want to know more. Thanks!

@Pykerivous 2 жыл бұрын

speed bumps are fun

@ddoumeche 2 жыл бұрын

Keep expanding land, proud dutch boys

@robland3253 2 жыл бұрын

If you had gone monarchist you could have gotten a free German puppet

@Bighawkeye46 2 жыл бұрын

Anytime the Dutch do well, is a good time.

@nocluecontent 2 жыл бұрын

Challenge: take over the world as a democratic Luxembourg with artillery only

@NotaTechGuy177 2 жыл бұрын

I tried this but the problem is that I suck at Hoi4 so that didn’t really work out

@lorenzogaatspelen 8 ай бұрын

You still suck at it? Bc I do and need help with the Netherlands achievement

@woopyboi7262 2 жыл бұрын

YES! BRICKS WITH WHEELS!

@sarahshaw7315 2 жыл бұрын

Every Dutch man has a tank!

@etherealhawk Жыл бұрын

Should have replaced government first. The starting leader has a lot of debuffs

@SpartanScythe01 Жыл бұрын

1:52 -> 1 2:00 *Atlantis is no longer safe*

@Pumunke Жыл бұрын

New viewer catching up, has anyone ever commented that the way you use bricks is a lot like the bradly. An infantry support element but not very good at transport. Just a force multiplier for infantry who don’t expect to face heavy armor resistance.

@Whacky_Xelades 2 жыл бұрын

Big Dutch

@owencarroll9878 2 жыл бұрын

dickall in attack lol this guy is too funny

@australiandog9338 2 жыл бұрын

"hello everyone fuckery here" 😭

@ethanbrown4996 2 жыл бұрын

The alternate timeline where the Netherlands singlehandedly takes out most of the axis powers

@OnionIlan 2 жыл бұрын

With Indonesian Manpower

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

with curaçao oil and surinamese rubber

@THECHEEESEBALL 9 ай бұрын

Peace. Cheese. BRICKS

@thenugget1991 Жыл бұрын

_"well boi's les go!"_

@richardnixon2445 2 жыл бұрын

The spices were worth it

@perlasandoval7883 2 жыл бұрын

the dutch figured out how to defend themselves from the sea so it's only a matter of time until they figure out how defend themselves in land

@gooberbob2705 2 жыл бұрын

Editing smooth as always

@Rhbrehaut 2 жыл бұрын

In other news, Indonesia has declared war on a single guy from America.

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

I dont think indonesian state would be mad at the USA since its both their closest foreign ally that is not from asia and they also have their independence to thank the USA for

@bjarneschlief7120 2 жыл бұрын

Damn he made it work

@bejaminmaston1347 2 жыл бұрын

so you're saying my dad is in the Netherlands

@cheqqo5708 2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo epic

@thehemidemisemihemidemisem3339 2 жыл бұрын

the netherlands have made a 2 part oversimplified video into a youtube shorts

@Cindercrisp 2 жыл бұрын

If instead of 1 decomissioned design you make 2 naming them a, b, print... get the 2 decomissioned ones to 1 a day... you now have an infinite tank printer that does not need to be clicked anymore and just accelerates infinitely

@jackoakes1328 2 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait… so I make one tank, put it into production, make a copy and put that into production, and make one more copy and put that into production and it just automatically does it at an exponential rate?

@abhayreacts2717 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackoakes1328 make a tank, and make 2 more copies of that exact tank and decommission them. Produce all 3 at the same time. Convert from stockpile when the decommissioned ones are at 1 a day, and it is infinite tanks without pressing at all.

@dr_vendetta8361 2 жыл бұрын

Why two variants instead of only one?

@Cindercrisp 2 жыл бұрын

@@dr_vendetta8361 because with one it will deplete the stock and you have to click again, with 2 variants by the time it depleted stock a, stock b Will have 1 ready to convert, hence it is important to produce 1 a day on both decommissioned variants. Also very important: set your templates to never use the decommissioned variants otherwise shit goes south real quick

@abhayreacts2717 2 жыл бұрын

@@dr_vendetta8361 if you only run 1 decommissioned, you have to press the convert button again and again to get your tanks. If you run 2 decommissioned, you never need to press it, you can just set it to be converted. A ton of clicks removed. Of course if you are a smaller nation who cant afford it, then the 1 is fine, but if you can then go for 2.

@hbkadt89 2 жыл бұрын

Scotland campaign, let's goooooooooooo.

@Rubenlagriculture 2 жыл бұрын

GEKOLONISEERD

@factz124 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@davidjensen1221 2 жыл бұрын

West Germany? More like East Netherlands.

@FunnyFog 2 жыл бұрын

Holy FISES

@cyanfloy2473 2 жыл бұрын

Indoesian soldiers:How are you going to thank us for saving your country? Dutch:loading error then explode

@Reasonumber5 2 жыл бұрын

Japanese chaos

@TwiliPaladin 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, he actually managed to beat Luxembourg's KDR.

@Noon69 2 жыл бұрын

Indonesians: *Confused smiling*

@seasonallyferal1439 Жыл бұрын

Damn it do Canada...please

@azalon2752 2 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@adamorick2872 2 жыл бұрын

Now try this without tank printing exploit

@stakuyi 2 жыл бұрын

that’s going to be one of my next videos just to show people they don’t NEED the exploit, it’s just more fun with it

@luminex2906 2 ай бұрын

This is not a speed bump. Its a BRICK wall. 🧱🧱🧱

@quietxstorm_854 2 жыл бұрын

wowowo

@greaterbelgiummapping1266 2 жыл бұрын

Hi stayuki hows everything going

@rasmusnrby9833 2 жыл бұрын

Love to see you do denmark

@killakxtor 2 жыл бұрын

okay now do tank printer with luxembourg

@tanktrooper0073 2 жыл бұрын

Play as Denmark but invade Germany before he invades you

@charlesswain554 Жыл бұрын

does brick printing still work in bba?

@jaredjosephsongheng372 Жыл бұрын

Bricks still work. But Brick printing no longer works 😔😔😔

@spiritofyeetman2497 2 жыл бұрын

You can put your puppets recruits in holland it doesn’t highlight it but it works

@notgabbyb 2 жыл бұрын

where’s beefalo 👁👄👁

@funkyfemsel2112 Жыл бұрын

Love it!

@kermitus 2 жыл бұрын

where tonk printer

@Silentcrawl3r 2 жыл бұрын

Remake the war of 1812 while playing Canada

@Coid 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, this here's a brick joke.

@CianDelano 2 жыл бұрын

... I just realized, your Brick is... exactly the kind of thing the small personal 1 man tank of Italy was supposed to do... as in... mostly being mobile heavy armor cover for squishy infantry xD Edit: France had the maginot line, Dutch in this reality had the Brick Wall xD

@azh698 Жыл бұрын

I think you should start by forming a new government, even if you don't immediately go down the political tree. It gives you more pp and that is sorely needed.

@gamingman2720 2 жыл бұрын

For the next run try and take over Spain (and the world) as Portugal. I think it’ll be interesting to see how you do that.

@danielbrenner7922 2 жыл бұрын

just get Brazil and their manpower/factories through the focus tree, then tank printing goes brrrrrr

@gamingman2720 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielbrenner7922 hmm, the return of colonial Portugal. I like it.

@BasEBall17263 2 жыл бұрын

You should do something with a ww1 mod

@hydronpowers9014 2 жыл бұрын

Challenge: No navy Japan >Historical >Vanilla >Use only convoys >Destroy all your ships >Take China, SEA, India and US

@subtrik4575 2 жыл бұрын

Bro are u the devil 💀

@stakuyi 2 жыл бұрын

you can't launch a naval invasion without a ship though. It simply wont allow you

@stakuyi 2 жыл бұрын

thus it would be impossible to reach the US

@GwainSagaFanChannel Жыл бұрын

paradrop?

@jaredjosephsongheng372 Жыл бұрын

@@GwainSagaFanChannel Ah yes paradrop across the Pacific Ocean without getting shot down 😂😂😂😂

@Cristian_Adejandro98 2 жыл бұрын

is it just my computer or does your camera look fuzzy even at 1040 HP the map and the game are crystal clear but i can't see your face clearly

@sahilhossain8204 2 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes lore of Benelux in hoi4

@L3vinesNL 2 жыл бұрын

sooo in other words same idea as the french build you did a week ago...

@stakuyi 2 жыл бұрын

it’s showing how abusive it is but that was my last little plan for it. this one focused much more heavily on forts and building armor to hold the line.

@privatecanook 2 жыл бұрын

So uhhh... Where Canada?

@touchthesky3948 2 жыл бұрын

I got your next challenge from hell. While playing as Albania, survive world war 2. No tank printing and no going communist for manpower. You just have to dig in really deep and hold onto your ass while being one of the first countries that the Axis goes after.