Stand-Up Comedians Joke About Being Single

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

2 жыл бұрын

Joel Kim Booster, Nikki Glaser, Dulcé Sloan and more comics talk about what it’s like to be single.
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@diribodaniel7007
@diribodaniel7007 2 жыл бұрын
"Oprah is the only reason why women read" bro that took me off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mydogsbestfren7490
@mydogsbestfren7490 2 жыл бұрын
Dog lol
@bellahadid7787
@bellahadid7787 2 жыл бұрын
Context?
@whatisanything27
@whatisanything27 2 жыл бұрын
Its White Women Read
@tylerm0089
@tylerm0089 Жыл бұрын
is it though? ther'e a lot of woman who don't care about oprahs suggestions,,
@BrizzB
@BrizzB 2 жыл бұрын
Being single is so much better than being with crazy.
@galemiller4103
@galemiller4103 Жыл бұрын
Too funny,Gale
@Undisputed_Dragon
@Undisputed_Dragon 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy wasn't even being comedic. He was just spitting FACTS. Straight facts and valuable life lessons.
@jessw.82
@jessw.82 2 жыл бұрын
"Dating in your 30s and 40s is really like shopping at Marshall's."😂
@aresssssa
@aresssssa 2 жыл бұрын
You have a great job lol
@creativegaming412
@creativegaming412 2 жыл бұрын
Josh funny as hell yo 😂😂😂
@ethangriffith6856
@ethangriffith6856 2 жыл бұрын
I am 27 and single. This just gave me fear of being single in my thirties 😂
@katkatungu8813
@katkatungu8813 2 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@johnrainsman6650
@johnrainsman6650 Жыл бұрын
Here's one I came up with about my my boss at catering. See, she was upset I had signed up for a one-person shift, because I'm kind of a slow learner and do much better with a helping hand and guide. She said she didn't think I could the shift by myself. My boss: "I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen. You need someone there to give you instructions and guide you." Me: "You know, I'm beginning to see why you work so many wedding receptions" The roast is clear, isn't it?
@kqgibson
@kqgibson 2 жыл бұрын
Glad this got recommended to me 🤔
@Darknessevolves
@Darknessevolves 2 жыл бұрын
NIKKI GLASSER GOD DAYUUUMMMMMMMM
@renatakozlowski2997
@renatakozlowski2997 2 жыл бұрын
If you’re not happy being single, then you’re doing it wrong!!! (Me to that one kitty litter comedian)
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Dulcé!
@davidlevesque9137
@davidlevesque9137 2 жыл бұрын
I know if I was in these age groups, young middle age, I would be laughing at these guys. But, now it's, a different QR code.
@VagrantSoulZ
@VagrantSoulZ 2 жыл бұрын
Marshall's...I would have gone with Pic 'N' Save.
@anothermike4825
@anothermike4825 2 жыл бұрын
When I met my wife I was 3 out of 3. Now I'm 2 out of 3. and at any given time I could have any of the 3 out.
@biancamunoz101
@biancamunoz101 Жыл бұрын
Huh?🤨 I'm confused
@mydogsbestfren7490
@mydogsbestfren7490 2 жыл бұрын
" He let u decorate your cage "
@lakedrabrinson9329
@lakedrabrinson9329 2 жыл бұрын
The last comic is giving Micheal Jackson🕊 Doing stand up in his younger days...
@lovelypadilla8398
@lovelypadilla8398 Жыл бұрын
Then bring a box of chicken casserole
@liliannakifflin6343
@liliannakifflin6343 Жыл бұрын
Still single at age thirty eight, And i'm so grateful, Why you ask? Because being around your parents miserable marriage is enough to remind you that You're better off alone!
@Somebrioffthestreet
@Somebrioffthestreet 2 жыл бұрын
Less and hippss and bodddy
@bradenreagle2542
@bradenreagle2542 2 жыл бұрын
First?
@highlarious1
@highlarious1 Жыл бұрын
1000th
@ChocolateBabyface
@ChocolateBabyface 2 жыл бұрын
1111
@biancamunoz101
@biancamunoz101 Жыл бұрын
Yo everyone complaining about being single and me here never kissed never done the dirty or had a boyfriend or girlfriend I have some instances that I get depressed because of that but in the same time I'm good because I could do whatever I want aka I'm 25 virgin hood is simi good who am I kidding just let me hide in cave 🤚😐🚶‍♀️
@roachitane
@roachitane 2 жыл бұрын
Could of sworn I unsubscribed tf
@trinisims654
@trinisims654 2 жыл бұрын
Then unsubscribe 😐
@merickful
@merickful 2 жыл бұрын
See you on the next video where you'll tell us that you're unsubscribing again again.
@JTamilio
@JTamilio 2 жыл бұрын
Where did all the funny comedians go?!
@extremeresponsibility
@extremeresponsibility 2 жыл бұрын
Men in your 30's and 40's have great dating options if you did the work to be useful. Women are hitting the wall.
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