The Awkwardness Of Being Single. Pete Jr.

The Awkwardness Of Being Single. Pete Jr. - Full Special

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Жыл бұрын

The awkwardness of being single, according to Pete Jr. actually gets worse after you've been divorced. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special, comedian Pete Jr. has a bunch of stories to tell from getting divorced, to the awkward single scene, from being overconfident behind the wheel or not being qualified to be an EMT. Whether you're someone who is currently in the awkward stage of being single, or you're just someone looking for a laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Pete Jr. is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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@silversurfer8818 Жыл бұрын

That one guy that laughed louder than the rest, he should be paid to sit in the audience for every comedian

@jesusislord2457 Жыл бұрын

He isn't already? 😂

@saltyginger777 Жыл бұрын

I was wondering if it was his dad. Lol but he was having the time of his life. I would love to sit in a restaurant or movie theater with a funny movie or even scary to hear his belly laugh.. 😂🤣 hard to be too scared with that laugher laughing every time someone gets their soul sucked out. 🤣😂👻😹😹😹

@coolbeans6357 Жыл бұрын

I just call him provo Don! And .. aahahah

@DavidSmith-nm7un Жыл бұрын

@@Digital.Photography seriously?

@JakHart Жыл бұрын

No. Unless you want to detract from most shows.

@havad3938 Жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed his comedy.… I like the way his mind thinks

@DJPho3nix Жыл бұрын

When you tell people you're divorced and they tell you how horrible it is. They say they couldn't do it. Sometimes it takes self control not to smack people. I used to have a self esteem balloon but it got popped and trampled. Thank God for comedians like this!

@ag31988 Жыл бұрын

The crowd deserves more recognition. They’re excellent. A comedians dream

@matthewhunter6421 9 ай бұрын

Why would they deserve attention for laughing? It's not their job to be a good audience lol.

@freedaboyoung3722 7 ай бұрын

@@matthewhunter6421they're being sarcastic. The crowd barely laughed. Even though his jokes were quite funny and relatable

@shannonmcstormy5021 Жыл бұрын

I grew up in a family where we went to a Christmas tree farm, chopped/sawed down a tree and put it in our living room. However, several years into our now 25+ years of marriage, my wife said, (when we were looking at our Christmas tree we had just finished decorating) "what about chopping down a living organism and watching it slowly die in our living room celebrates the light and love in our lives?" You can't "un-hear" that and throughout that holiday season, I would look at the tree, the needles that had dropped around it, and remember what she said. The next year, I readily agreed to an artificial tree. It was fairly expensive, but hardly the cost of years of real trees (plus it looked pretty good).....

@lydiawaffleman1497 Жыл бұрын

The part about the rose is hilarious 😂 😃

@theempoweredwifebookclub6122 Жыл бұрын

My recorded voice hasn't been through puberty yet!! Best line ever

@TwilightStorm Жыл бұрын

Rofl! He pegged my friend perfectly with "That didn't help me." In the chicken with a semi joke. 🤣

@wiredclan5944 Жыл бұрын

Yooooooo!!!

@IQsveen Жыл бұрын

Man, tough crowd. He's funny and a great storyteller

@rajatalha1856 Жыл бұрын

its during covid so not many people. its probably a year old

@1theatrechick Жыл бұрын

Their theater only seats like 50 people. It was a great audience by the sound of it.

@trandom2083 Жыл бұрын

the clubbing description was hilarious, clearly the audience has never been

@tricebreanne9131 Жыл бұрын

I've never heard of this guy before but this was pretty funny. I actually laughed throughout it. A+

@OperationsAndSmoothProductions Жыл бұрын

The standard has gone up Dry Bar. And if I had enough money I'd tip em all! Thank You.

@chloeme3589 Жыл бұрын

1:20 noooo, you can absolutely! ask. Please do. Been dancing with friends and a guy just came up and asked "Hey, can I dance with you?" it was great! We danced for the rest of the night and went out to a date the week after.

@joymckenziewendt4013 Жыл бұрын

I was always frustrated for the rabbit too!

@TwilightStorm Жыл бұрын

Family guy did a bit where Peter beat up the "bully" kids from one of the commercials too. Lol. I was always hoping the rabbit would get his Trix too. ;) Best wishes to you, and the clip of Peter is probably on KZfaq if you're interested

@twomomswhoneedavaca7477 Жыл бұрын

As a fellow autism parent, I can relate with some stories that are hilarious and exhausting at the same time. Just have to laugh about things sometimes

@marktuttle6003 Жыл бұрын

The portion about his autistic child was really high level.

@orleansartist6095 Жыл бұрын

Ron Funches has some good jokes on his autistic son. He loves his son, but the honest jokes will get you.

@einahsirro1488 Жыл бұрын

Well, I'll never look at roses the same again.

@beast_rosewolf6024 4 ай бұрын

7:08 is my favorite joke here lol I can't with the rose🤣🤣🤣

@Vincent-ke5zn Жыл бұрын

Before I got married, my wife said that she didn't believe in divorce ,that was in 1996. She wanted to divorce me in 2003, so now I'm happily divorced

@randallsmerna384 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if that guy laughing more and louder than anybody else was actually brought by the comedian.... 😂😂😂

@drewseisler6256 Жыл бұрын

Nice job man that was hilarious 😂

@HomemakerDaze Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs, newly single lol

@regulator8276 Жыл бұрын

You killed it man!

@hans-robertvanamstel3171 Жыл бұрын

Helping us awkward folks feel normal!

@katoz9237 Жыл бұрын

Loved it!

@shaybaeXx1989 Жыл бұрын

Luv this channel thanks for the great content luv stand up

@nicholasbrandoli2736 Жыл бұрын

Bringing the bad moments of life and making it funny good stand up keep it up

@hawaiigirl8089 Жыл бұрын

He is t funny just pathetic. How very obvious of you to observe what we all know about “comedy”

@hawaiigirl8089 Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 not at all. TRY READING FOR A CHANGE. Who uses grumpy? Are you Constipated? Hey dip wit- comedy is like music. Your dull Witt, Hick style is not mine- sharp witted, happy for lucky 🍀 I make lemonade of lemons. You cannot

@RagnaRoark Жыл бұрын

Bro Akaash is so loud! U can never miss the fact he is anywhere with that 😂

@emird5783 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious, great one!!!

@Richensmom Жыл бұрын

I can relate to so much of this 😂🤣

@blackcrow0079 Жыл бұрын

LMAO, the one about the Red Bull Wings took me OUT!! 🤣 ...(the Trix and Missionary jokes was funny as hell to!

@denisephil7967 Жыл бұрын

Enjoy all the show! Thanks for the laughs.

@FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

Trix Rabbit was the first cereal killer.

@jillcrowe2626 Жыл бұрын

My husband tells people, "We don't divorce. We bury 'em."

@jillcrowe2626 Жыл бұрын

We've been married 44 years. I'm not worried.

@theloganpresley Жыл бұрын

@@jillcrowe2626 the fact your saying this to yourself is concerning

@hawaiigirl8089 Жыл бұрын

Sadly that’s why the POLICE LOOK to the Spouse first when one’s dead or, missing

@drseuss5407 Жыл бұрын

And hey, maybe officers armed and hired to protect school children that won't go in(but even said if their child was in there then they would have definitely gone in) should be held to military standards in an act of war for an Act of Cowardice. Are they just there for the donuts? Hire returning vets who would run into enemy fire to defend your schools, it costs the same to print welfare, unemployment, etc as it does a good job with a paycheck Also, a school could have a drone with a 500 round capacity that works on geo-fi. It's not accessable by the internet, the network doesn't even exist. The drone knows it's location to the layout of the school/campus. The power for the system is on a battery backup with generator locked in a rooftop cage. Two people have access to device, one is in locked office at all times. In event of shooting, drone goes live. Camera 1 at the door is fish rewound to last motion segments. One second later, camera 1 shows still frame of shooter enter. Military vet, Dean, clicks on shooter. Drone flies out of office at 60 mph, flies upstairs and takes out shooter, drone might land and grip at carpeting, or suction cup to glass or smooth flooring for accuracy and recoil control System costs 50k, a teacher makes 85

@anissaholmes4495 Жыл бұрын

This comedian sounds like Jesse from Breaking Bad. Great voice and comedy!

@tomorrowmely3624 Жыл бұрын

So good!

@dianahockins717 Жыл бұрын

Good stuff. Well Done.

@RavenCrow-we9cu Жыл бұрын

Amazing 😂

@daniellehaythorne7949 Жыл бұрын

Great set!

@jenniferpelkey2770 Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын

Solid set.

@DG-ic1hg Жыл бұрын

Great show 😄

@alvideos2145 Жыл бұрын

dudes so hard on himself XD

@motherelephant5537 Жыл бұрын

My divorce saved me. Been married now 10 years and our son just turned one.

@worldwide_wes Жыл бұрын

Very good haha

@globetrekker86 7 ай бұрын

The Trix Rabbit is training for a revenge rampage at O-Ren Ishii’s dojo

@rherman9085 Жыл бұрын

I was a minute in this and can't stop laughing. He is hysterical!!!!

@hisforharley2022 6 ай бұрын

20:19 😂 So true.

@darlenewaithe4486 Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@shannonmcstormy5021 Жыл бұрын

It was over 3 decades ago, but all through my college undergrad I sold Plasma. I thought it was brilliant. I could read and do my homework and afterwards I had enough money for a case of Ramon or Mac-n-Cheese (which I subsisted on along with P & J sandwiches). Its the perfect gig for a poor college student. 🙂 As for "Overdraft Protection," what that means is the bank covers your check, so the people who received and cashed it still get the money. (Which is a reminder to "Read the Instructions.") ;-)

@ggiurici Жыл бұрын

Deserved a better audience. Good set

@lauriepeters5936 Жыл бұрын

First time seeing him..he is very funny! I liked him!

@suewinter3693 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@globetrekker86 7 ай бұрын

Dry Bar comedians: “My spouse has a quirk. Love the spouse, don’t get the quirk.” Some comedians from the Wet Bar: “I don’t get my spouse, and I don’t want to. Why did I get married? ‘Cause I had to”

@betsybarnicle8016 Жыл бұрын

I was on a first date, and I went to the bathroom planning to NOT go back to the table. I talked it over with a random stranger in the restaurant ladies room and decided it was safer to finish the date (which was going on and on due to his nonstop talking). For months after, he stalked me by phone.

@patrickmcguire451 Жыл бұрын

You know it's funny as the Red Bull bit is that actually could be how my wife got COVID and died. It's hard listening to comedy cuz they don't mean anything by it, but as much as it helps me to get through that 20 minutes without crying to hear something funny You got to get reminded everywhere. My wife would have laughed at the missionary bit at the end cuz she was Mormon. Great set though. Good guy

@yazoo213 Жыл бұрын

Life is a tragic comedy or comedic tragedy depending how you see it

@FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

Honey, there will never be a time when something doesn't remind you, and sometimes when you think you are finally strong something random will utterly blindside you. Sadly, this will be LONG after many people think it reasonable for you to have "moved on from grief."

@rosacoria5629 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 really enjoy watching this guy, I was laughing so hard funny guy 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@georgeroberts2014 Жыл бұрын

Going on 9years of donating so I hear ya!

@Vincent-ke5zn Жыл бұрын

Great video, but I'm sure that you make more than I do

@atphoenix2020 10 ай бұрын

love the missionary jokes

@racsw3 Жыл бұрын

Nothing awkward about being happy.

@sofar_sogud4929 Жыл бұрын

The only thing worse than being single, is wishing you were

@shaneross7428 Жыл бұрын

This guy is very funny.

@user-hs1ir1zi1b 8 ай бұрын

Enjoyed your performance 😊 good choice of career thanks

@shaneross7428 Жыл бұрын

Comic genius

@juliejustus6878 Жыл бұрын

I have a son who is autistic,a so ADHD, anxiety disorder. We can’t take him out at all. His anxiety is horrible

@Sunandpups 6 ай бұрын

Publicly humiliate your wife… that should stop divorce number 2

@goldchainz7174 Жыл бұрын

Lol Trix 🌈🐰🍀

@jennifermartin4505 Жыл бұрын

Right, who gets married to get divorced

@gavaniacono Жыл бұрын

This is one of the 4 of 5, obviously.

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

15:14 when my son was 6 months old a lady approached me and asked "when are you due?" I said 6 months ago. I was really overweight then.

@mstance8134 Жыл бұрын

Good funny

@Vincent-ke5zn Жыл бұрын

Everyone that has been in my car, liked my driving, they were never nervous about my driving, UNLESS I wanted them to be nervous so they would get out of my car and my life

@NoraZiehr-ei3gn 8 ай бұрын

I Love your comedy, but also your empathy for children with Autism. My two granddaughters are both Autistic.

@TommyProphetReviews Жыл бұрын

2:39 call him

@crazyleaf257 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@dogloverjb6873 Жыл бұрын

his rose story was funny...

@donaldreason5664 Жыл бұрын

B.REASON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Sunshine-dw5cm 28 күн бұрын

@Literal6host Жыл бұрын

I laughed more at the crowds laughs than the jokes, I mean the guy was a funny guy no doubt, but those laughs man… they were something else

@lauriefahey9992 Ай бұрын

Hard show, quiet crowd. May be small crowd?

@KenzoTan1942 Жыл бұрын

His mistake, he should’ve screamed like a little girl and blame the missus. Can’t beat ‘em, join em but more drama.

@deborah3912 Жыл бұрын

i wonder if his ex-wife has seen this

@taylorisamazing9304 Жыл бұрын

Men drive 50%more than women...our accident rate is the same🤔

@dwightbrown3874 Жыл бұрын

What book was he referencing from grade school ? That little dance the flute OMG what jungle house monster book was that? Somebody please help me for the life of me I cannot remember the name of the book/story.

@fabulousfamily564 Жыл бұрын

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

@bmgtheperformer 8 ай бұрын

Hahahahaa

@triathlontimmy Жыл бұрын

are there 20 audience members?

@fabulousfamily564 Жыл бұрын

Social distancing.

@JANAE-fi1ju 7 ай бұрын

Like.

@mollypinto4666 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha you're cute

@coolbeans6357 Жыл бұрын

Prov ok 👍 👌

@parkjammer Жыл бұрын

Uhm… no.

@warthogA10 Жыл бұрын

Ive gone to use the bathroom... and never went back a few times. Life's rough

@debbiepeterson6829 Жыл бұрын

I didn't believe in devorce either then he literally dropped a car on me.

@childoftheeternalking2041 Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 be nice.

@Designsy-wl9nr Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 She has Autism now! /s (If you dont get this please watch the video)

@cedarpoplar Жыл бұрын

Sounds like recovering alcoholics and those who don't have the problem. Vs divorced and those who are married.

@kailahelene7169 Жыл бұрын

🤣💀😂

@katee8147 Жыл бұрын

I am with you on flowers - leave them in the garden 🪴

@nethanielshabtay6672 5 ай бұрын

יש לו עניין. הוא יגיע רחוק.

@gr8god4u Жыл бұрын

Oh you say single? And then you start out with that you are divorced, that is a different status. I am single as in never been married and yes I am 59 years old. I doubt I'll ever be able to relate to one fully who is divorced. Although my parents separated and divorced and ran away from home when I was a teenager and another relative became my legal guardian so I do know a little bit about that aspect of divorce.

@sharonfleshman6961 Жыл бұрын

Yes and no. Long-term single is different.

@sharonfleshman6961 Жыл бұрын

Also he said it was about being single but then went to "I have been married again" less than a quarter of the way in.