The Difference Between Jail and Prison - Ali Siddiq

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Ali Siddiq breaks down the difference between jail and prison, and describes being asked to stand heel-to-toe in prison. (Contains strong language.)
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Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars
Original airdate: February 23, 2018
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@deansheets
@deansheets 2 жыл бұрын
Love that he did this for inmates.
@newt2120
@newt2120 2 жыл бұрын
Flexing his freedom
@yaboysix
@yaboysix 2 жыл бұрын
@@newt2120 that's what you got out of it? Lol
@Ellianahaspoken_
@Ellianahaspoken_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@yaboysix some people can’t see the good in anything and it’s sad
@yaboysix
@yaboysix 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ellianahaspoken_ you right, mama.
@caracaes
@caracaes 2 жыл бұрын
He had a captive audience...
@sallysson
@sallysson 2 жыл бұрын
Mad respect for not only doing a show for the homies but doing material that was relevant. BTW, in LA County they called it 'Nuts to Butts' albeit no more comfortable. 😂
@seth6700
@seth6700 2 жыл бұрын
That's the one lol I can hear them now "Nuts to butts ladies"
@aaronperlin2701
@aaronperlin2701 2 жыл бұрын
San Bernardino county to bruh.
@AriesBozz
@AriesBozz 2 жыл бұрын
Same in the military
@jojodancer1743
@jojodancer1743 2 жыл бұрын
What is the purpose of that?
@crystalmasters8582
@crystalmasters8582 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@phumelela7665
@phumelela7665 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this guy has stories of prison that equally make me laugh and also convince me to never go
@PossiblyAlena
@PossiblyAlena 2 жыл бұрын
You say that like you were planning a vacation there or something
@LIVEINPEACE2023
@LIVEINPEACE2023 2 жыл бұрын
@@PossiblyAlena 🙄
@malehlohonolo8463
@malehlohonolo8463 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo you needed convincing?
@peikonpoika83
@peikonpoika83 2 жыл бұрын
Siddiq was born in Houston. After his parents' separation, Siddiq and his siblings were raised by their single mother, living for a time in the projects. He and his siblings also went on to live with other family members. Siddiq started selling drugs around the age of 14 and was imprisoned at the age of 19 for trafficking in cocaine. He served 6 years of a 15 year sentence in the Ruben M. Torres Unit in Hondo, Texas. source: wikipedia
@meancombat877
@meancombat877 2 жыл бұрын
Right? I stay away from crimes man, I enjoy freedom
@summer_glazed2818
@summer_glazed2818 2 жыл бұрын
This is really one of my #1 pet peeves. HATE it when people don’t know personal space, EVEN after the past 2 years of learning to be socially distanced 🤦🏾‍♀️
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 2 жыл бұрын
Yup!!!!
@theTrend7
@theTrend7 2 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@burntrosechick
@burntrosechick 2 жыл бұрын
ppppfffft. I work in a deli the public still ignores basic personal space 80% of the time. the difference between 2019 and now is those jackholes pretend it's some fucking moral/political standpoint. instead of what it really is, rude ass disrespectful bullshit.
@SL-lz9jr
@SL-lz9jr 2 жыл бұрын
In NYC, lines are back to normal. I miss my 6 feet social distancing. Where's my ten foot pole?
@misguidedpearls7456
@misguidedpearls7456 2 жыл бұрын
Right thank u they learned nothing . I was complaining in dunkin donuts other day about this.. I want my space
@steveoakes2019
@steveoakes2019 2 жыл бұрын
Yall do realize he is communicating In a Language his audience completely understand... I bet they were thoroughly entertained
@ADMAFIA210
@ADMAFIA210 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@ered203
@ered203 2 жыл бұрын
I was thoroughly entertained. I mean, in a heartbroken way, but entertained nonetheless.
@GojosBackHand
@GojosBackHand 2 жыл бұрын
@Steve Oakes you mean English
@wilsonsmanz
@wilsonsmanz 2 жыл бұрын
Huh??? He's talking english dude. I never been to prison or jail and I understand everything. In fact, I felt he was talking as if he was talking to people in the free world. You don't need to talk to prisoners about the difference between prison and jail.
@steveoakes2019
@steveoakes2019 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking from someone that has been incarcerated & been thru that situation, that is the Language I'm talking .. 😆 🤣 but I see your 3rd eye 👁 needs a Contact Lense ... Language can be body Language or basic Prison Talk , buy anyway 🤔 I enjoyed it
@YupImNegus
@YupImNegus 2 жыл бұрын
The skit was funny! The reality of prisons are not. Thank you for bringing light to the prison life in a humerous way. Funny and educational! 💯💯
@kbonics25
@kbonics25 2 жыл бұрын
We did the same thing in boot camp... crazy the similarities between prison and the military
@muzinene5543
@muzinene5543 2 жыл бұрын
Supposed to teach discipline.
@AmandaOlson77
@AmandaOlson77 2 жыл бұрын
The military has not evolved past when it was used as a form of control and/or punishment. The similarities are no surprise. They both need an overhaul.
@kbonics25
@kbonics25 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it was to "break us down, to build us back up"... Subtle but memorable
@TheNitroPython
@TheNitroPython 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always seen the military and prison being very similar concepts. Fundamentally I believe the biggest reason they are the same is because it’s a bunch of dudes living together with no woman.
@NathanielLongchallon
@NathanielLongchallon 2 жыл бұрын
@@kbonics25 school as well.
@alexzandria6803
@alexzandria6803 Жыл бұрын
THIS right here, this is what you call REMEMBERING WHERE YOU CAME FROM and SHOWING LOVE TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOURSELF!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 This man never forgot how much it sucked being in there and how much it means for them to have somebody be kind and show them some love and make them laugh. God Bless Him. ♥️♥️
@KingTruth2kz
@KingTruth2kz 11 ай бұрын
Speaking from 3yrs experience, it really does mean a lot. His comedy is a breath of fresh air to me.
@NazriB
@NazriB 7 ай бұрын
Lies again? Phone Stalker Jail Prison
@purplehighness2452
@purplehighness2452 2 жыл бұрын
I have never been to prison. However, I feel exactly as he does. I actually have said"' you need to get off my back". I don't understand why people do that.
@eyesofthecervino3366
@eyesofthecervino3366 2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's a learned response to people cutting in line.
@bettyjtanner
@bettyjtanner 9 ай бұрын
Some people will go to jail intentionally because 4 whatever reason they are not connecting 2 any loved 1s
@davidmadison9369
@davidmadison9369 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so sad how people are treated in prison. Yes, they must pay their debt to society but this treatment just makes them even more unhinged and dangerous than they might have been before.
@iwearshoes1
@iwearshoes1 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with the scenarios he described. It was the same as boot camp, heel to toe (aka nut to butt) is how we lined up.
@tima.478
@tima.478 2 жыл бұрын
It definitely doesn't bring out the friendliness in them, you're right about that.
@newnimprovesT3
@newnimprovesT3 2 жыл бұрын
@@iwearshoes1 yea. There is something wrong. It’s dehumanizing.
@perpetualjon
@perpetualjon 2 жыл бұрын
Having been through some of that myself, it was where my thoughts went too. It's like there is an unspoken directive in the US prison system to do so much more harm than just take away your time and freedom for whatever your term is. No, the experience must also be full of soul crushing, dehumanizing, demoralizing treatment that it's hard to come out of it and still be a human being on the other side. Yet someone that's never been that close to that world would think they deserved it for what crime they were accused of. All I can say is you don't know what you're talking about.
@favorites1484
@favorites1484 2 жыл бұрын
@@iwearshoes1 What purpose does it serve?
@franklehouillier8865
@franklehouillier8865 2 жыл бұрын
There isn't any explanation for this behavior on the part of the prison guards except to humiliate the prisoners. It isn't okay.
@MRony
@MRony 2 жыл бұрын
You lose your autonomy and self respect in prison. It's supposed to serve as a deterrent to crime. Which would be all great if they showed videos of this kind of humiliation to young first time offenders before they end up in prison. I'm fine with dehumanizing criminals. That's the payment for their crimes. But if it is meant as deterrent, then it should be clear to civil society that crime equals this. Prison culture is brushed under the rug because they don't want us to know. So they can keep feeding the prison industry.
@NaoSakuga
@NaoSakuga 2 жыл бұрын
@@MRony yea its an incredibly toxic culture that does not have to be. American likes to treat it's citizens like babies at best and idiots at worse
@smithaday9225
@smithaday9225 2 жыл бұрын
Prison system is a money making business
@aegeon5650
@aegeon5650 2 жыл бұрын
@@MRony you’re FINE with dehumanizing criminals? Living people with their own struggles who are maybe behind bars for having to resort to crime after being down on their luck or maybe even incarcerated for a crime they didn’t commit? Don’t you think instead of dehumanizing them as a deterrent to crime we should address the issues that lead them and others like them to get into crime so that it never happens in the first place? Hell the guy in this video went to prison for selling drugs when he was 19.
@MRony
@MRony 2 жыл бұрын
@@aegeon5650 not a zero sum game. The job of the judicial system is to make those determinations. But once in prison, you lose autonomy and respect for the individual. We definitely have to tackle the social issues that lead to crime. But at the end of the day, criminals make the choice to commit crimes, and then have to pay the price. Like this gentleman said, there is a difference between jail and prison. And there are actually a few in between. There are detention centers, rehabilitation centers, correction centers. Etc.
@maxmassop3205
@maxmassop3205 2 жыл бұрын
He needs a Netflix special!
@truffle6082
@truffle6082 Жыл бұрын
He has one on Netflix.
@kingjester123
@kingjester123 2 жыл бұрын
Bro ive been dying for more ali siddiq comedy! Glad to see a new clip!!
@rockynason6500
@rockynason6500 2 жыл бұрын
If this new 2u it's part of a special think was a ½hour?
@wakenow7612
@wakenow7612 2 жыл бұрын
This is years and years old.
@kingjester123
@kingjester123 2 жыл бұрын
@@wakenow7612 yeah i know i just wanted to see a "new" clip lol
@kingjester123
@kingjester123 2 жыл бұрын
@@rockynason6500 yeahh i think its from its bigger than these bars
@XCOVANX
@XCOVANX 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Saddiq is one of my favorites, his technique & delivery style is just amazing
@steevehoyoufat9155
@steevehoyoufat9155 2 жыл бұрын
Man when I tell you I'm the same way about being in line in the store. I've been like that since a child. I'll NEVER understand why people feel the need to be almost on you when standing in line. I promise you I start swinging around, kicking my feet, farting and everything if I have to tell you about that. If you're one of those people who doesn't know how to give people space stop being weird and start being respectful. You do not need to move everytime someone moves if the line isn't moving. And even when it is, keep your space.
@edp3202
@edp3202 2 жыл бұрын
farting! 😆
@rashidblack6445
@rashidblack6445 2 жыл бұрын
Even during and after the pandemic 😷
@steevehoyoufat9155
@steevehoyoufat9155 2 жыл бұрын
@@edp3202 By any means lol.
@steevehoyoufat9155
@steevehoyoufat9155 2 жыл бұрын
@@rashidblack6445 Regardless of its mandated or not. 😷
@unklenephewtv6336
@unklenephewtv6336 2 жыл бұрын
this what they need in prisons and jails… and salute him for doing the show
@longbeach69
@longbeach69 2 жыл бұрын
For what?
@brandim
@brandim 2 жыл бұрын
He’s currently my favorite. So glad I found him a few nights ago.
@davidbarnes4742
@davidbarnes4742 Жыл бұрын
Watch his latest standup on here. It’s called Domino effect or something like that
@Mr_Elevation
@Mr_Elevation 2 жыл бұрын
This is real rehabilitation right here, for one he actually funny asf! Specifically, he is telling jokes that are perfectly related to their situation and his so that they can not only relate but so that we can all contemplate the different aspects of society in which we live .. he and others like him are social psychologists
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 2 жыл бұрын
3:42 Heel-to-toe is a way to psychologically break you, and make you feel less than. This way, the prisoners can be easily controlled.💯
@Arizona9001
@Arizona9001 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how did this come to be.
@saninkontron925
@saninkontron925 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arizona9001 It comes from ameriKKKa: the countries with most human beings in prison than all the reste of the humanity combined...
@Arizona9001
@Arizona9001 2 жыл бұрын
@@saninkontron925 i meant scientifically how did they figure to use this method. Not where it came from.
@9keykey
@9keykey 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arizona9001 armed forces use tactics like these on prisoner's of war. It's a type of buck-breaking. All rooted in psychology.
@Arizona9001
@Arizona9001 2 жыл бұрын
@@9keykey I’m not asking where or who used this. I’m asking how did they figure out that this is a efficient method.
@kenking2536
@kenking2536 2 жыл бұрын
“Heel to Toe” in LA county jail the guards say “Nuts to Butts”…yea, it’s just as weird as it sounds.
@hi-tych
@hi-tych 2 жыл бұрын
Ewww lol
@MyMyManMelo_
@MyMyManMelo_ 2 жыл бұрын
Ima just take the beating. I’m not doin that. I’d rather you fracture my orbital.
@myrddinemrys5599
@myrddinemrys5599 2 жыл бұрын
@@MyMyManMelo_ still have to do it after the beating tho
@expansivegymnast1020
@expansivegymnast1020 2 жыл бұрын
They say it in the army too.
@boujiebarbie3198
@boujiebarbie3198 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the SAME WAY about people in lines!!! I put a cart in between me and the person behind me, get to coughing like a maniac, swinging my purse wild like I'm trying to put it on my back but it ain't even a backpack...I've never been to prison or jail, never had anyone do anything to me. Imagine how I'd be if I had...
@Drewski217
@Drewski217 2 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots!
@selmankocak2094
@selmankocak2094 2 жыл бұрын
That was the goat😂😂😂
@frankenviews4069
@frankenviews4069 2 жыл бұрын
He's right, though. Aside from social media and the internet, this era of human history is defined by the overwhelming surge of disrespect in society.
@MrMartinSchou
@MrMartinSchou 2 жыл бұрын
The treatment of inmates is less "disrespect" and more "you're not at all human", and it's proven to be a cause of violence in prisons and recidivism once released. If you don't treat inmates as humans and in socially acceptable ways, they won't behave as humans and in socially acceptable ways.
@sowhat...
@sowhat... 2 жыл бұрын
There's no disrespect on social media?
@ImReyXBitch
@ImReyXBitch 2 жыл бұрын
@@sowhat... no
@AfroYonko
@AfroYonko 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrMartinSchou exactly where the whole enslaving someone’s mind comes from, which was John Lynches whole theory, all facts fam smh
@schwindsichtigaderechte5293
@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq is a BAMF! I admire what he does for all the people who got locked up.
@DrDisinfect_TheWorld
@DrDisinfect_TheWorld 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never put myself through that treatment again.
@michaelbettisworth8938
@michaelbettisworth8938 2 жыл бұрын
This is super cool. I guarantee he made everybody’s week doing this inside
@Ohaechesi
@Ohaechesi 2 жыл бұрын
No pressure making this crowd laugh. Respect to him for doing this for inmates
@zakbar11
@zakbar11 2 жыл бұрын
So sad to hear about the inhumane treatment of prisoners. You have to rehabilitate them not drive them further down the well.
@krazykaye8843
@krazykaye8843 2 жыл бұрын
The prison system is modern day slavery. That's where a lot of these practices come from. It's also the reason black people are convicted at higher rates. The point is to dehumanize you and break you down mentally so that you're easier to control.
@Smith9082253
@Smith9082253 2 жыл бұрын
Prison is legal slavery. They are property of the state unfortunately
@carlitosortiz2870
@carlitosortiz2870 2 жыл бұрын
that's what momma and dada surpose to do...not the government, unless you like the government all in your face.
@asaintnamedslickback
@asaintnamedslickback Жыл бұрын
@@carlitosortiz2870 The government also was supposed to abolish slavery, but instead they gave it a new name: prison.
@desertsunset8025
@desertsunset8025 2 жыл бұрын
Bless him and all those inmates . Laughter is so cool and healing 💕
@dahe8883
@dahe8883 6 ай бұрын
Who healed their victims?
@Nice-sm5hr
@Nice-sm5hr 6 ай бұрын
@@dahe8883 oh you know what they did? Enlighten us
@chipgrays7365
@chipgrays7365 2 жыл бұрын
I been home 11 years I still do the bathroom thing too 🤣🤣🤣
@IKnowHowItEnds
@IKnowHowItEnds 2 жыл бұрын
I've been out for about 25 years and I still do it in my big new house.. A little tip for anyone constantly harassed by the law. Move away. I left the USA for Europe 25 years ago. I have not been stopped, searched, or harassed in 25 years. Even though you have the Constitution, they violate it daily. Your Freedom is an illusion.
@millicentlu2572
@millicentlu2572 Жыл бұрын
If you have thin walls in your home you'll do it too!
@TobiTobiTobi1
@TobiTobiTobi1 Жыл бұрын
I love that he did this and him serving time helps him relate to them
@unraveledsynapses1521
@unraveledsynapses1521 2 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest differences between jail and prison... In prison you get to actually choose which books you want to read, and they are usually in good shape. I was once reading a book in jail and I was really getting into it only to find that it was missing page 11 through 79 LOL
@jordanporter5833
@jordanporter5833 2 жыл бұрын
I got to meet him back in February 2020 at one of his shows when he came to philly, before covid shut down everPhilly. Really cool dude
@tylerhobbs7653
@tylerhobbs7653 2 жыл бұрын
Always like seeing more Ali!
@annadunwell3237
@annadunwell3237 11 ай бұрын
I'm so happy to see and hear my brothers who I have missed for so many decades.
@nickrykert2572
@nickrykert2572 2 жыл бұрын
Social distancing before it was cool! 😎
@clintcannon1902
@clintcannon1902 2 жыл бұрын
I've never been to prison, but hate people standing too close behind me. I'll back them up, and not give a damn what they think. We can show mutual respect in this situation.
@TrademarkTheGod
@TrademarkTheGod 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving the inmates a show 🙏🏾 not many would and you’ll be rewarded for it 🙏🏾💯
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing video 👏🏼! Thank you for giving back!
@ChrissyBeTalking
@ChrissyBeTalking 2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that you would think the line part would stop during the pandemic. They still be too close!! Back 👏🏾 Up 👏🏾 Off 👏🏾 Me!!! 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂
@NevaG2190
@NevaG2190 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!! How did Covid not scare you up off my ass?! 🤣😤🤌🏾🤦🏾‍♀️
@kcchicdesigns
@kcchicdesigns Жыл бұрын
Love Ali! He's such a real person.
@TheQuincyEdwards
@TheQuincyEdwards 2 жыл бұрын
Six feet of room in lines should be mandatory on one’s own recognizance. Why did covid requirements have to tell someone this when they should’ve been doing it already?
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 2 жыл бұрын
THANK. YOU.
@SL-lz9jr
@SL-lz9jr 2 жыл бұрын
Right? And sadly lines are now back to normal. I want my space back!!
@jonahprice6302
@jonahprice6302 2 жыл бұрын
Very true. Covid has changed the culture. Not all good, but not all bad.
@xAlexZifko
@xAlexZifko 2 жыл бұрын
The average line for a Starbucks would be several blocks long
@rambo7089
@rambo7089 2 жыл бұрын
Much love &respect for this guy
@jscotthatcher380
@jscotthatcher380 2 жыл бұрын
one of my friends is friends with Ali, anyway he's a super chill and nice guy.
@destin_thegaming_goat9974
@destin_thegaming_goat9974 2 жыл бұрын
I love how everything was relevant to the inmates in a way that was easily understood 💜💛
@rayhanes1347
@rayhanes1347 2 жыл бұрын
Disrespect is the #1 thing they do out in society. I've been telling ppl this and that's because society as a whole is no longer violent.
@c.pissoff5389
@c.pissoff5389 2 жыл бұрын
this man is so underrated it's insane!
@anthonyshaw6670
@anthonyshaw6670 2 жыл бұрын
Great convo my dude.. You really helped them and me too. Big ups😎👌💵
@user-fh4xp2fv4j
@user-fh4xp2fv4j 2 жыл бұрын
"Disrescpect is the number one thing they do in society", So true.
@Malibooyahhh
@Malibooyahhh 2 жыл бұрын
This is a great piece, thanks Ali for the laughs and insight brother
@BigNuttzInYoMoma
@BigNuttzInYoMoma Жыл бұрын
Your a real one for this. Giving them guys hope that the free world is possible for them. Choices and learn from them.
@erikarroyo4470
@erikarroyo4470 2 жыл бұрын
Mad respect 🙏🏽
@anthonymoore7196
@anthonymoore7196 2 жыл бұрын
When social distancing became a thing, this dude was ready and well practiced.
@CrowdSpectator24
@CrowdSpectator24 2 жыл бұрын
Every black person was. Smh. 😌😩
@Samestori214
@Samestori214 2 жыл бұрын
This should be taught in schools to our young men. I remember ONCE in schools we had a speaker that came to assembly. He told a story about a tough young man that got locked up. The things that happened to this young man scared me to death?
@polarbear8097
@polarbear8097 2 жыл бұрын
Yooooo. Bigups to you for spreading laughter , where frowns are most commonly seen.. You're my hero champ
@cray6525
@cray6525 2 жыл бұрын
Dope that they let him do shows in there. This should be more prevalent. Bet it would decrease the usual tension and conflict...well some of it anyway😅
@yungrenny9061
@yungrenny9061 2 жыл бұрын
This is so true!!! When you’ve been to prison u level of respect for people lol I be saying excuse me to people and they don’t even be paying attention 🤣🤣
@marcusdemetrius1446
@marcusdemetrius1446 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Mfers be disrespectful out in society and I gotta keep my cool.
@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 2 жыл бұрын
This is so awesome he did a show for prisoners.
@kaylaharies2837
@kaylaharies2837 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this to get myself together for my work day.
@Tandor97
@Tandor97 2 жыл бұрын
finally we get another one
@cutiehart98
@cutiehart98 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for him to have more content!
@neferkwi7920
@neferkwi7920 2 жыл бұрын
This was part of the process I had to go through when I was homeless for 4.5 years, deinstitutionalization 😤👀🤫🙏
@ctmasonry4222
@ctmasonry4222 2 жыл бұрын
Love Ali 👍
@karliemorris7318
@karliemorris7318 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians
@lucaneiri5405
@lucaneiri5405 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like when you first come home and you wear your boxers in the shower 😂
@harryr2431
@harryr2431 2 жыл бұрын
After covid you don't gotta worry about people in your space in line
@ethanniedorowski116
@ethanniedorowski116 2 жыл бұрын
Just at night
@misguidedpearls7456
@misguidedpearls7456 2 жыл бұрын
Nope Yesterday and many times in last few months. People still ride u They lack common sense ....
@FielderFirst
@FielderFirst Жыл бұрын
Man never been to the pin but I love that you spoke on that! So funny yet relatable I hate!! When people “stand on my pockets” like bruh what school did you go to where you hijack a brother’s shadow?! 😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾💯
@MyNameIsUnavailable
@MyNameIsUnavailable Жыл бұрын
Salute for this
@esharenee4186
@esharenee4186 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is DOPE. I absolutely appreciate this man doing his comedy in locked up institutions. This is what inmates need. But I'm that person that can't stand ppl close to me. I even look at other people who is too close to others. Ugh.
@Dan-zc3ou
@Dan-zc3ou 2 жыл бұрын
That family guy clip
@chewie2299
@chewie2299 2 жыл бұрын
He says as exactly how I feel Ani do. Real Talk
@Nahbyebye
@Nahbyebye Жыл бұрын
The goat of Story telling 💯✊🏽🔥🔥
@jaydrains2247
@jaydrains2247 2 жыл бұрын
That space joke is definitely a problem.. even when your at an atm Machine in a bank , some people get too close
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 2 жыл бұрын
I was a correctional officer in a maximum security penitentiary for 5 years . Prison rules actually make more sense then free world rules. I was standing in line at taco bell it was the lunch rush but everyone was patiently going through the rope maze. Just as I got to the counter this woman walks in and cuts in front of me and starts placing her order. I looked at her and said THE LINE STARTS BACK THERE !!! . She looked at me and said very haughtily WELL I HAVE CHILDREN !!!! my mind was still in prison mode so I had to stop myself from saying BITCH YOU BETTER MEET ME ON THE REC YARD !!!!! . You can't pull crap like that in prison.
@danielgrossberg1411
@danielgrossberg1411 2 жыл бұрын
Why did you stop yourself. That's insane.
@missprizzy1
@missprizzy1 2 жыл бұрын
I would have cussed her out you better then me
@carlitosortiz2870
@carlitosortiz2870 2 жыл бұрын
you needed to wait for her at the weight room and hammer her with a dumbbell💥🤣
@srgetem
@srgetem 2 жыл бұрын
you a better man than me pimp she woulda gotten violated
@yasminejasmine4368
@yasminejasmine4368 2 жыл бұрын
When anyone cuts infront of my mom she yells “Ah yes you are more important than the rest of us… go first” then they act like they didn’t see a long line
@paulbeckham3227
@paulbeckham3227 2 жыл бұрын
His story about Mitchell is one of the best prison stories I've ever heard.
@joshidaghost2780
@joshidaghost2780 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq is one the best out give that man a bigger platform 🤣
@meancombat877
@meancombat877 2 жыл бұрын
Wow heel to toe????? Damn I'm never going to prison bro 💀🤦🏽‍♂️
@mongojrttv
@mongojrttv 2 жыл бұрын
I was asked to step back once in school. Didn't know it was considered disrespectful until then.
@AlmostaFlipinSkater
@AlmostaFlipinSkater 2 жыл бұрын
In kindergarten we were taught not to break other people's "bubbles" lol. So it's neat that it applies to lines too
@opinionatorX
@opinionatorX 2 жыл бұрын
Dope set!
@BrocDiamond
@BrocDiamond 2 жыл бұрын
Great set
@gradymckinney7306
@gradymckinney7306 2 жыл бұрын
Ali: ever been to a grocery store? Inmate: no. And i never will 😂
@thomascharles44
@thomascharles44 2 жыл бұрын
Prisons are run on respect. Society could learn something from prisons
@summertimehigh9134
@summertimehigh9134 2 жыл бұрын
This Hella funny . Got me dead💀
@koopsta69
@koopsta69 2 жыл бұрын
amazing show
@malehlohonolo8463
@malehlohonolo8463 2 жыл бұрын
Lol when someone is too close behind me, I step to the side too. They never follow me though, thank goodness😅
@neonsashimidream1075
@neonsashimidream1075 2 жыл бұрын
Man, the fact that this is comedy is horrifying to me. How is it that we allow people to be treated this way? The guards can just take an inmate and commit physical violence upon them for simply trying to retain a slight shred of dignity? Everything about that story is a condemnation of our culture and country. If you think we live in an advanced society that is humane and decent, go and learn about how we allow our fellow people to be treated in prison. We should all be screaming in the streets about it every day.
@glennduke5853
@glennduke5853 2 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%. We got to change this. How about some changes soon?
@nommiezorba
@nommiezorba 2 жыл бұрын
You don't know who you fuggin with. Go down to your closest jail and spend some time with the folks in there.
@glennduke5853
@glennduke5853 2 жыл бұрын
@@nommiezorbaLadies first!
@brianrich7828
@brianrich7828 2 жыл бұрын
You're so right! We should allow killers,Rapists,and active gang members to be treated with all the dignity they earned...Oh wait...that's what they do in prison lmao.
@Ultimusvivi
@Ultimusvivi 2 жыл бұрын
That's the thing about prison a lot of Liberties are taken away it's not supposed to be pleasant it's supposed to be a punishment. Even though prison conditions can be horrible you still have a roof over your head food to eat and in most cases entertainment. And these are people who have broken the law a homeless person doesn't have shelter or food and and the only thing they are guilty of is being poor why do you think a lot of people on the street end up purposely committing crime so they will go back to prison because the life there is better than on the street
@daydreamerprod
@daydreamerprod 6 ай бұрын
Jah bless ya Ali for this and all them inmates- May you find peace and freedom sooner than later.
@bebop4874
@bebop4874 10 ай бұрын
I feel this one in my soul
@NevaG2190
@NevaG2190 2 жыл бұрын
That grocery store, line thing is so true. I've had to tell people that they're touching me and to they need to move 🤦🏾‍♀️.
@themichaelcantrellband1516
@themichaelcantrellband1516 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have to be like this,... it's the officers involved and their idea that they need to punish, and.....a system where an accusation is tantamount to conviction - there is no justice in the courts if you can't afford to buy your way out.
@erickruckenberg8716
@erickruckenberg8716 2 жыл бұрын
That turning the water on hit me hard 🤣☠️🤣
@thebasement7330
@thebasement7330 Жыл бұрын
He has been killing it ! and the crowd too ! well some of them
@graceprais9814
@graceprais9814 2 жыл бұрын
The most faith and love I ever felt in my life was found in prison.
@userequaltoNull
@userequaltoNull 2 жыл бұрын
Really? Lmao, either her name was "faith" and she really enjoyed "loving" you, or you got sent to that cushy ass Women's prison that Lana Rhodes went to.
@ceecee4049
@ceecee4049 2 жыл бұрын
@@userequaltoNull 😂😂😂
@ArtSimpson
@ArtSimpson 2 жыл бұрын
he should do standup comedy
@Reckless_Kiddies
@Reckless_Kiddies 10 ай бұрын
That “ hell nah” was felt😂
@brandoncardwell7271
@brandoncardwell7271 Жыл бұрын
what a place to do comedy. respect!
@CatoProduction
@CatoProduction 2 жыл бұрын
Why is the prison system built like this? Wtf 🤦🏾‍♂️
@jaydeegreat88
@jaydeegreat88 2 жыл бұрын
Modern day slavery yktv😤
@brianrich7828
@brianrich7828 2 жыл бұрын
It's punishment. Pure am simple. And also prisons provide resources for furthering ones life if one so chooses. These aren't places where good people go. These are places filled with some of the worst society has to offer. And many of them are on top of the pecking order. People act like prison isn't filled with Chomos,Rapists,active gang members and straight killers lmao. How dense can people get.
@nyc220guy
@nyc220guy 2 жыл бұрын
It's designed to break a person's spirit and force them to comply with officers orders/directives. Especially since it could be 1 officer to a couple hundred inmates at any given time. The officers are outnumbered so gotta maintain control however you can.
@jermaun
@jermaun 2 жыл бұрын
@@nyc220guy hearing this broke mine...that is TERRIBLE. Damn!
@stevenserna910
@stevenserna910 2 жыл бұрын
For modern western society: Judeo-Christian philosophy. Retribution and vengeance for a transgression, meeted out by an authority figure who supposedly has dispensation from a diety. Historcally, most western societies have adopted this system since tribal times. Check out the Biblical books of Genisis, and Exodus.
@meancombat877
@meancombat877 2 жыл бұрын
Man it's good to be free, hold your ego don't hurt people out of anger manage your self don't Rob nobody, loosing your freedom is insane 😔🤦🏽‍♂️ it's a whole different world
@PointBlankChiWay
@PointBlankChiWay 2 жыл бұрын
That boy snapped 😂
@ppeterson6386
@ppeterson6386 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations fam, you made it all that he'll hole and prospering. You're an inspiration for me.
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