Chelsea Handler: “Who’s Your Mommy Now?” - Full Special

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

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2 ай бұрын

Chelsea Handler explains why she’s anti-coffee dates, why you’ll never find her at game night and what it’s like to always be the bridesmaid, never a bride.
Original airdate: March 9, 2007
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@user-dk9cg7ej6f
@user-dk9cg7ej6f 22 күн бұрын
I miss when we could all talk like this and no one got cancelled
@mcdonaldscoupons1701
@mcdonaldscoupons1701 2 ай бұрын
Upholding abortion rights saves people from unwanted pregnancy, but also saves anyone from having a Chelsea as a mother
@michaelgiddings195
@michaelgiddings195 Ай бұрын
Proving its Value , Right , or do I mean Left?
@sherrinunya4079
@sherrinunya4079 28 күн бұрын
Apparently you care enough to watch her! Pants on fire, Loser!
@sherrinunya4079
@sherrinunya4079 28 күн бұрын
Everyone whinging here about relevance, it was filmed in 2007. Times have changed and she's still funny as hell.
@NeonCicada
@NeonCicada 2 ай бұрын
Chelsea's deadpan style of satire = muy 👌lol
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂the wedding video!!!
@mcdonaldscoupons1701
@mcdonaldscoupons1701 2 ай бұрын
The next time someone wants to bring back "offensive comedy", remind em that includes tiny dick jokes and bald fat guy jokes. Sure, people still _say_ stuff like this in casual conversation, but it's a bit different when someone gets up on a stage and their joke is just... That. Full stop, nothing else, that's the joke.
@MrBobbo18
@MrBobbo18 Ай бұрын
Ok.
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣 Triggered
@mattgies
@mattgies 2 ай бұрын
Something a little messed up with the video quality--some horizontal blurring. Maybe bad upscaling? Watching in 1080p.
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 28 күн бұрын
Are the people in the audience always like actually at the show? They're not spliced in from funny shows or something in post production?
@kimmorrow200
@kimmorrow200 2 ай бұрын
❤️ IT register @ a liquor store and a bank 😝💕🤩
@calexprenas
@calexprenas 2 ай бұрын
Wow, some of those race jokes… Honestly don’t remember people being so crass about that in effing 2007. I mean the 80s and 90s yes but this is what people were laughing at in 2007??
@kb_analytics
@kb_analytics 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, pre-2010 was still rinsing off the 90s
@calexprenas
@calexprenas 2 ай бұрын
@@kb_analytics You may be right - the 90s *were* pretty grungy. Guess it took some longer than others
@MrBobbo18
@MrBobbo18 Ай бұрын
Race jokes are funny in 2024. Grow Up
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 28 күн бұрын
I'm no fan of Chelsea but if you think of it, The Office came out in 2005 I think and obv there's no comparing that with her but they did include actually funny/really biting race humor.
@jrdewitt100
@jrdewitt100 Ай бұрын
Whys the video quality so bad? This is not 1080p
@crystal6623
@crystal6623 2 ай бұрын
Love her face...
@themelting9696
@themelting9696 2 ай бұрын
That's a very masculine face...🤔
@Kathy_1991
@Kathy_1991 26 күн бұрын
​@@themelting9696😮 really? I think she's very pretty... But we all have different tastes when it comes to beauty, I guess.
@kristianaquillen7931
@kristianaquillen7931 Ай бұрын
This one sucks. She usually does great shows.
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
@IPlayOneOnT.V. 6 күн бұрын
No, Chelsea doesn't sound more and more angry AH the further along she gets into her set!
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Ай бұрын
She's funny but I'm glad she's grown! Still love her ❤
@oprrrah3498
@oprrrah3498 Ай бұрын
She is garbage,
@michaeldeering798
@michaeldeering798 2 ай бұрын
Racism... so funny...
@strangefeeling8901
@strangefeeling8901 2 ай бұрын
i know right? not even 3 minutes in, bye...
@MrBobbo18
@MrBobbo18 Ай бұрын
It is. It’s hilarious. Do you snap when you thinks it’s funny?
@MrBobbo18
@MrBobbo18 Ай бұрын
@@strangefeeling8901cat person? Shocker😮
@brianbelanger1984
@brianbelanger1984 26 күн бұрын
Posting multiple...... between statements.... so clever..... so original..... mabey you should do stand up.
@robertfsullivan1756
@robertfsullivan1756 2 ай бұрын
Haha
@0shockadelica0
@0shockadelica0 2 ай бұрын
Are these jokes?
@chadgapemen23
@chadgapemen23 28 күн бұрын
some people have really sad lives i guess :( i feel bad for her,, why is everyone laughing?
@Kathy_1991
@Kathy_1991 26 күн бұрын
They're not even laughing, they're clapping. I don't know why though
@Koofumhead
@Koofumhead 2 ай бұрын
Not even a fan of Brittany Spears, but that lazy shot early on was a sign of bored gag writing.
@HOSTILEMGTOW
@HOSTILEMGTOW 2 ай бұрын
🫥
@TeiuAl
@TeiuAl 2 ай бұрын
For the first time I was glad I saw a KZfaq ad...
@kukki6031
@kukki6031 2 ай бұрын
I thought this was gonna be funny and i tried so hard to watch but its just blend
@Kate4267
@Kate4267 2 ай бұрын
Bland?
@mikejettusa
@mikejettusa 2 ай бұрын
In a full set, I usually laugh 2 or 3 times. Just not really worth suffering through the rest of it.
@BeckyA59
@BeckyA59 2 ай бұрын
I agree, she's not really funny. At least not here
@Garrett0329
@Garrett0329 2 ай бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only person 😂
@hanve
@hanve 2 ай бұрын
Man. I'm not alone 😂😂
@243wayne1
@243wayne1 2 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Love it.
@lmzaadi
@lmzaadi 2 ай бұрын
Your baby is fucking 7!
@NatiNatNatt
@NatiNatNatt 2 ай бұрын
I tried to watch but couldn't make it past 5 minutes. She's not funny, she's angry.
@robertperry4439
@robertperry4439 2 ай бұрын
One minute and forty-eight seconds.
@NatiNatNatt
@NatiNatNatt 2 ай бұрын
@@robertperry4439 😂
@samk4801
@samk4801 2 ай бұрын
I made it to 5:03. And I agree...a LOT of female comics are just ranting. That's their right, but it's not funny.
@brianbelanger1984
@brianbelanger1984 26 күн бұрын
Circumsized or not Circumsized. Definitely not your wheel house. Thats like a guy telling women who have large labias to get surgery to trim them to the shape and size guys want.
@Semper_Iratus
@Semper_Iratus 2 ай бұрын
Pass
@Diamondr11Blue
@Diamondr11Blue 2 ай бұрын
She never wanted u
@samk4801
@samk4801 2 ай бұрын
I never heard of her before I saw Rosebud Baker last year and she mentioned Chelsea Handler in passing. I had high hopes for this "vintage" set. I turned it off at 5:03.
@danofiremano
@danofiremano 2 ай бұрын
She's so funny!
@_JanetLouise
@_JanetLouise 2 ай бұрын
.... she has matured ...
@michellebell9332
@michellebell9332 2 ай бұрын
She really has and gotten Soo much funnier
@Leslie-wb8cb
@Leslie-wb8cb 2 ай бұрын
Such a fox! I just love her.
@brianbelanger1984
@brianbelanger1984 26 күн бұрын
More people post that they dont like this than people post that they do. Soooooo people thay dont like it watch it anyways?
@angeleide1344
@angeleide1344 Ай бұрын
WOW what a train wreck. I used to like her a lot;shame.
@riddlescom
@riddlescom 2 ай бұрын
07.
@dougwarner
@dougwarner 2 ай бұрын
She’s awesome. She was funny then, and she’s funny now. Love her work 💕
@beenfrank
@beenfrank 2 ай бұрын
😳😳😳
@MelvinWatts-xm2om
@MelvinWatts-xm2om Ай бұрын
That pusy sound good
@djorion11
@djorion11 2 ай бұрын
Yes we should recycle, but all these jokes have been recycled over and over....so predictable.
@samk4801
@samk4801 2 ай бұрын
Warning: Spoiler alert: I had just said the words: "No...I'm drinking so that YOU'RE more fun to be around". And then she said them. Very predictable.
@BeautyNeedsAWitness
@BeautyNeedsAWitness Ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@robertfsullivan1756
@robertfsullivan1756 2 ай бұрын
HaHa
@bluegorillacookies
@bluegorillacookies 2 ай бұрын
Train wreck watching the people try to laugh and clap and be a good sport, but not funny at all.
@Diamondr11Blue
@Diamondr11Blue 2 ай бұрын
Men lover
@bluegorillacookies
@bluegorillacookies 2 ай бұрын
@@Diamondr11Blue what are you smoking?
@utahballoonflights2716
@utahballoonflights2716 2 ай бұрын
Who hurt you?
@bluegorillacookies
@bluegorillacookies 2 ай бұрын
@@utahballoonflights2716 What are you talking about?
@samk4801
@samk4801 2 ай бұрын
The crowd was better than she was.
@michaelgiddings195
@michaelgiddings195 Ай бұрын
Chelsea is one of the first fighters of the GOP Barefoot, Pregnant , Whether you like it or not , and better be Cookin Something Lucy. She Scoffs ,Such a Tough Diamond This One. Sometimes Bad is Good.
@GarrettWorcester
@GarrettWorcester 2 ай бұрын
She's coming to Norman, OK, in May 2024; I will take a wild guess and say that it's sold out already. 😟😡
@mommahen6271
@mommahen6271 2 ай бұрын
You are at least 50. Haters😂
@GarrettWorcester
@GarrettWorcester 2 ай бұрын
?? This was filmed in 2007, so she recently turned 49 in 2024.
@themelting9696
@themelting9696 2 ай бұрын
Why is this so garbage?
@Ozmogul
@Ozmogul Ай бұрын
Wow - the "Queen of Karens" made her money being extremely racist, misandrist, and offensive. Who would have thought. :)
@samk4801
@samk4801 2 ай бұрын
Wow. What a hot mess.
@stevenfrey8034
@stevenfrey8034 Ай бұрын
I could watch her entire skit without laughing at all. She's just not funny.
@virgimasalskas9668
@virgimasalskas9668 2 ай бұрын
Just Saad
@Alaska610ish
@Alaska610ish Ай бұрын
Boring and not funny.
@anythinganywhereanytime7054
@anythinganywhereanytime7054 Ай бұрын
as far as it goes...that was a waste of my time..sorry.
@brianbelanger1984
@brianbelanger1984 26 күн бұрын
You really think people will see this comment and think. Yeah if it's a waste of this person's time I won't bother. Get a grip.
@cognocere
@cognocere 2 ай бұрын
Meh
@flybones9346
@flybones9346 2 ай бұрын
Coffee dates lead to actual dates if you really look like your pictures.... Which you don't usually. Hence, the coffee date.
@Lindy.Effect
@Lindy.Effect Ай бұрын
Not worth watching 👎🏼
@cdinger7168
@cdinger7168 10 күн бұрын
Not as funny as she used to be
@sullivanbiddle9979
@sullivanbiddle9979 3 күн бұрын
Isn't she supposed to be funny?
@imell372
@imell372 2 ай бұрын
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@wereproductsnotconsumers8179
@wereproductsnotconsumers8179 2 ай бұрын
Eww Chelsea Handler? That's gross.
@PhaRoaH87
@PhaRoaH87 2 ай бұрын
Chelsea seems a little bit too mad at life. Did she have an abortion and the father was a British guy or something? 😅
@spkrlre
@spkrlre 2 ай бұрын
This is horrific
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