“I Was a Leash Kid” - Craig Conant

“I Was a Leash Kid” - Craig Conant - Stand-Up Featuring

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Craig Conant describes growing up as a leash kid, the time he witnessed childbirth and losing his nephew in the Pacific Ocean.
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@user-of1oq4yh8i 4 ай бұрын

This foo was dope af.. I really hope he stays sober and blows up.

@leimoan800 9 ай бұрын

I love his delivery but that laugh is infectious

@hollynewton2550 9 ай бұрын

“i don’t line regular high i like oh no!”

@TheTheae06 3 ай бұрын

I felt that 😂

@MsMizz1 10 ай бұрын

Crowd was wack!! You were a vibe Craig!! 👏🏾 👏🏾

@ElkSlayer53 7 ай бұрын

I don’t get why people get front row and act like they are at a funeral! So annoying!

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

Sounded like they were laughing appropriately.

@kingty211 2 ай бұрын

Lmao right, he had me at "woopsi daisy"

@dishman4694 10 ай бұрын

I miss Mitch Hedberg .

@Fatboyee 10 ай бұрын

@dishman4694… that’s forever

@matthewwetherhold4179 10 ай бұрын

so does craig thats why hes doing mitch impressions

@truhhhhhhhokIII3 10 ай бұрын

His spirit lives inside craig

@MisssKayy 10 ай бұрын

@@matthewwetherhold4179how? I don’t see it.🤷🏽‍♀️

@d-mossworld6972 10 ай бұрын

My very first thought 15 seconds in

@Unknownchannel722 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂"when you leave the weed game, it changes" 😂🙌

@alexisdamnit9012 10 ай бұрын

The trauma is so real with this guy 😂 definitely Mexican

@magicknight13 8 ай бұрын

As a weed addict myself this was sooooo hilarious and way too true 😂😂😂😂😂😭 I can't wait to see more from him he is so funny!

@nickmfp 3 ай бұрын

As an actual addict it was really funny

@LoganTheLogMan 10 ай бұрын

Mitch had a chicano brother we didn't know about.

@Matias-sz9om 10 ай бұрын

Idk about yall but i really like it, he was so fucking chill and funny at the same time

@marygranville7549 10 ай бұрын

😂 “I like ohhh nooo”

@ryanhall1202 9 ай бұрын

I saw this guy several years ago at a comedy club. I’m glad to see he’s moving up. Funny dude!

@0Haunted0 10 ай бұрын

Idk if youre reading these Craig but dont stop we need you bro much love

@TRAW415 10 ай бұрын

✌🏽❤️💡

@nicoledickey8053 10 ай бұрын

Man Bradley Cooper is a lot funnier than I remember

@kleonard420 10 ай бұрын

I had to google... who is Bradley Cooper? Hes that guy that drives a Tacoma! Hell yeah! ❤

@ArchMoose 9 ай бұрын

@@kleonard420 Lmao your reference point to Bradley Cooper is the Tacoma?

@DeeLite220 9 ай бұрын

I totally thought this was Bradley Cooper doing a character 😂.

@Pharmaspy 9 ай бұрын

Totally!!! Twins

@necroriffmonger 8 ай бұрын

lolz 😂 nice one bruv!! 👏👏👏

@osibosi99 9 ай бұрын

Unbelievably likeable guy.

@AwayFromTheWorld 10 ай бұрын

It was a nice break from life stresses to watch this and laugh. Thank you all. I got the Mitch feel too.

@tactrix1h 9 ай бұрын

This dude is gonna go far, why? Because he knows how to story tell correctly as a comedian.

@IAmNotFamousAnymore 4 ай бұрын

He's just naturally funny

@brantmorse1900 2 ай бұрын

This specials like 6 years old😂 Heard from him since?

@tactrix1h 2 ай бұрын

@@brantmorse1900 yea man, he's touring, he got dates coming up in like 3 days lol.

@winggweeps 8 ай бұрын

"I look like I'd live by the beach, just not in a home, y'know?" lol

@user-rm9zx7ln9i 10 ай бұрын

It's like jamie kennedy doing an impression of mitch hedberg doing a kid rock impression.

@mojojojo6400 4 ай бұрын

Bradley Cooper

@loganhowlette7223 9 ай бұрын

Looks like Bradley Cooper, delivers like Mitch Hedberg. Homie has a future.

@100samanthamarie 10 ай бұрын

Very funny! I’m really happy I’ve had normal Mexican parents, normal family members and normal Mexican relatives. I wouldn’t have survived a day with a hard Mexican. 😅 Also, I haven’t heard that distinct Mexican accent since the 90s so it’s weird hearing it now lol. I thought that accent was dead.

@sethmarion9258 2 ай бұрын

its the "okie dokie" for me haha!

@brandonhicks5904 5 ай бұрын

i like how he pushed past 10 years off narcotics and alcohol as if it was nothing. but for real... it's everything.

@Beth-ie 10 ай бұрын

He's def not the same as every other slacker-looking comedian. This guy's got talent! Wishing him much success - keep writing, Chris. You can do this....!!! 💰💰💰😁

@Pharmaspy 9 ай бұрын

*Craig 😂

@stonyclouds94 9 ай бұрын

Have you not seen Mitch Hedberg? it's like the guy stole his voice and jokes

@Smokeyxz 9 ай бұрын

Y’all are trippin. He’s not impersonating Mitch hedberg. And hedberg is one of my favorites.

@stonyclouds94 9 ай бұрын

You guys clearly are bullshxxxing to say you’re fans and not see the use of actual delays purposely.

@stonyclouds94 8 ай бұрын

@venusbloodflow I respect that, at the end of the day it’s still recycled works and not so original like those who are seeing it as original material.

@TRAW415 10 ай бұрын

Man this was HILARIOUS! Hell yeah Craig! Love to see it 🙏🏽📈

@Hunter_Hult 10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah… keep killing it Craig, and shoutout to the torpedo team!

@Brendaareliii 10 ай бұрын

He’s hilarious. Such a natural. Loved it.

@kenuiq 10 ай бұрын

It was a great set. You might feel Mitch, but this is a shared vibe. He came with bars and material. Observation and truth are hard things to keep fresh, without the gift of storytelling. This dude has all that. He is the other but in a White man's shell. So many perspectives if keen, and he seems to be, chaotic good is great to hear about woven well. I look forward to seeing more of his work.

@billbrobaggins221 10 ай бұрын

He has Mitch vibes in that he likes drugs and has long hair of the same color. That's it. Not even close to similar comedic styling.

@fixinfkinsandwiches6183 10 ай бұрын

Huh?

@kenuiq 10 ай бұрын

@billbrobaggins221 That's what I was saying in a way, there is a vibe. That's an observation that is mostly shallow. When you listen to him, he is different. so what's your point?

@kenuiq 10 ай бұрын

@@fixinfkinsandwiches6183 he is freaking smart and sees things in a unique way, very charming and very funny. Understand now? Duhhhhh🙄

@billbrobaggins221 8 ай бұрын

Self admission of recreational drug usage isn't a vibe. It's a shared habit. John Mulvaney loved cocaine. Do they have similar vibes? The point was he's really not similar to Mitch in any discernable way apart from having long hair and self admitted drug usage. 😬 @@kenuiq

@attilapetrovics1281 10 ай бұрын

He is funny as heck he does remind me of Mitch hedberg he has a true honest laugh

@billbrobaggins221 10 ай бұрын

Yeah. He likes drugs and has long blonde hair. Practically the same guy.

@calisongbird 10 ай бұрын

@@billbrobaggins221not just that. Similar cadence and style. That’s why there are so many Mitch Hedberg comments here.

@brandonshawver8366 10 ай бұрын

Is Bradley Cooper auditioning for a part as Mitch Hedburg? Haha. Keep killing it Craig! X’s&O’s&shit man.

@sophiagrace2671 5 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly!! 😂

@stardustluv666 4 ай бұрын

“You’re a poet Thaddeus, _now don’t tell your mama about this”_

@ElRayDelRio 9 ай бұрын

My boy looking like Bradley Cooper in the movie Limitless 😂

@iunderstanphotography2780 10 ай бұрын

strange hearing a comedian talk about addiction the way he does. But i liked it toward the end

@AdventureRich 10 ай бұрын

Why does this look like Bradley Cooper in horrible disguise?

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 2 ай бұрын

Think you meant a beautiful disguise, it's okay happens to the best of us eh

@stevekombolis6924 10 ай бұрын

I haven't smoked weed in over 25 years, I would probably be destroyed by what's available today

@hiroyopoetker 9 ай бұрын

The weed 25years ago in the 90s just as good as you will get today!

@PositiveJoshua 9 ай бұрын

do it bro you wont regret it

@kathiehoss3926 3 ай бұрын

Try it it's amazing and oh the edibles, I have never been so high

@kathiehoss3926 3 ай бұрын

Try it it's amazing and oh the edibles, I have never been so high

@DaveSimkus Ай бұрын

This is why "shitty" weed back in the day was the best because you had to actually sesh up and work for it. Now days, they have like 30% THC 0% CBD flower that sends you to anxiety land after one hit if you're a novice. The best stuff is 1:1 and 2:1 ratio flowers. The real deal has CBD and THC mixed.

@rainbomg 10 ай бұрын

Love this guy. Great set.

@khiaratt 7 ай бұрын

This guy was the first one that made me laugh when I was at a dark point in my life. I hope you're alright Craig. You the fun fun funny man.

@henryhernandez4631 6 ай бұрын

Glad you made it back

@dylan_1884 8 ай бұрын

I have never wanted to be friends with a comedian more than with this guy. A huge talent and incredible charisma!

@user-gj4bc5xr4z 5 ай бұрын

Fool is a champ he likes that "Oh No High".

@musicachilling 10 ай бұрын

34 seconds and I’m already in tears 😂😂😂

@DeeLite220 9 ай бұрын

I KNEW this guy was from CA. Love it 😂

@0Haunted0 10 ай бұрын

So excited to see this posted. such a funny dude id love to spark one with him

@griffgetsmoney808 9 ай бұрын

good to see Theo lettin his cousins come on stage

@gabrielh7517 9 ай бұрын

I had a red mouth 😂 except it was from Gatorade

@jailendupree7414 4 ай бұрын

I love that the video ends when he says “it stops here”

@HanginWithMrReyRey 7 ай бұрын

Why does craig conant look like Bradley Cooper reprising Matthew McConaughey's role for Dallas Buyers Club lol.

@09Dragonite 3 ай бұрын

"Yall sprout human beings out yer weewee dude" Brooooo. I hate that I haven't met this man.

@user-ek2vw8yu5n 5 ай бұрын

This was my first time seeing this man perform.Hes great definitely one of my new favorite comedians

@r.c.l2569 10 ай бұрын

So glad your back on stages brother. , this world needs more laughs right about now. Ty

@dexterr3txed664 9 ай бұрын

I KNEW that it wasn't just me thinking this cat sounds like Mitch. Great material and set.

@thatmand4542 Ай бұрын

5:48 "And im just starin at it,and and staring at it and still .... staring at it" That slight pause was gold bruh 🤣

@fergalOfFeeney 10 ай бұрын

I've been showing people the loosey goosey bit for years wondering where you got to!! I'm so happy you're back Craig keep it up and stay loosey goosey bro

@Smokeyxz 9 ай бұрын

Craig is great. Been a fan for years. Wish you the best bro!

@skylarfoxy6908 10 ай бұрын

This man always has great material!

@tylerru55ell97 9 ай бұрын

It’s stolen material from a podcast lolll

@tylerru55ell97 9 ай бұрын

Almost word for word

@navo159 6 ай бұрын

@@tylerru55ell97 what podcast is that

@Zeal808 10 ай бұрын

He’s back to smoking weed!? Hahah 😂 Come on Craig get it sir! That was good. Keeping working it Craig 🫶🏽

@julieinthedesert420 5 ай бұрын

Dude is straight funny. I needed it this morning. ❤❤

@rodneypate1693 3 ай бұрын

That was a crazy good set. Highly entertaining. Thank you 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@nicolemartin2968 7 ай бұрын

Holy smokes! I love this guy! Thank you! 🩵

@maggielopez6359 9 күн бұрын

That little Torrance, California shoutout got me hyped

@mylaisms7908 9 ай бұрын

Amazing 🤩 I laughed out loud several times !!!

@skibbydweez2647 7 ай бұрын

Don’t lie

@Donut_Sprinkle 2 ай бұрын

"conflicting ideologies" dead lmaooo

@nonamelatte 9 ай бұрын

That was amazing 😂😂❤❤❤❤

@brockseeman7808 10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah Craig 👏👏

@dubbwoy 2 ай бұрын

Just watched Craig live last night His energy and new material are amazing! Coolest cat up there, seriously we had a great time

@itsragegg 9 ай бұрын

His laugh is probably the funniest part though 😂

@michellek2083 10 ай бұрын

Good set!😂😊

@msomichael2 6 ай бұрын

Amazing set!!

@pedrosolorio6133 9 ай бұрын

A tweaker from Riverside 😂😂😂

@tourhead 5 ай бұрын

Fantastic!!! Super funny!!!

@debraawe1968 9 ай бұрын

I hear Joaquin in that laugh. I agree with that one comment though, crowd REALLY slept on him

@jazzyface121 10 ай бұрын

Brilliant!! To all the half Mexicans out there 🙌🏾 Gente Por Vida

@kryys5092 5 ай бұрын

Its 7 in the morning and I am laughing my ass off, that guy is realy funny and I like the way he tell his story's greetz from Germany 😂

@reynarose5770 9 ай бұрын

He's funny af, I enjoyed his work

@itsmecommenting4283 Ай бұрын

❤Great job man! That laughter as well😊

@JohnnyDigital27 5 ай бұрын

Ayo! Where you been my guy?! that opening joke was top-shelf stuff man. Hope to see more of you. Love from South Africa ❤

@msgmademefat 10 ай бұрын

Crayyyyyyyg!

@wilsonv7117 7 ай бұрын

Punchline at the end was great

@sophiedefrancesco Ай бұрын

Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. Love it! He's his own thanggg

@sleekilla 21 күн бұрын

He said whoopsie daisy LMAO

@shenakiser1245 4 ай бұрын

Love his laugh😊

@bertranddoh8775 7 ай бұрын

excellent delivery, well done.

@moochology 5 ай бұрын

That was great 😂

@Xxballin17xX 10 ай бұрын

Craigs a 🐐 joke on jokes!!! ❤😂

@megibg890 9 ай бұрын

I want more!!

@user-nc6ce4vo4s 4 ай бұрын

Everything about this was great

@waylonbush 10 ай бұрын

Good work G.

@John.0079 9 ай бұрын

At first I was like this guy is just like Mitch Hedberg so I was like "Nah" But then i was like I want more Mitch Hedberg so I was like "Yeah"

@JuaniqueVerde 6 ай бұрын

Hell yeah!! This was funny af😮‍💨😮‍💨😂😂😂😂😂 congrats to you on being sober for so long! 3 years weed free here. It’s so hard!! 😩😩😩 anyway GREAT SET and I hope to see more of you and those perfect white teeth! 😁😉

@TheWorld_2099 9 ай бұрын

Si se puede ese… Great set dude..!

@starrfeef 4 ай бұрын

I'm from Torrance too.. LOL.. Fam!! Great set, funny guy!!

@toddzilla2815 4 ай бұрын

Used to work at a gas station 10 years ago and a homeless guy lived in the woods but he made his own the products he made that chapstick it was fire. Thanks Alex.