Catfishing the KKK | Josh Johnson | Yum’s the Word
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6 жыл бұрынJosh Johnson recalls some hilarious and outrageous moments when he trolled unsuspecting internet users as a teenager.
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Recorded live at Le Poisson Rouge
July 26, 2017
New York, NY
@Debland1989 4 жыл бұрын
I reeeeaaaaaally hope there is some old white dude watching this somewhere going, "hey...... wait a minute..."
@MmeDelali 4 жыл бұрын
HoLland-a-Saucy I was waiting for this one😂😭😭
@theaxedemon9086 4 жыл бұрын
not sure if Dale would go watch a black dude do standup
@theresashaw5027 4 жыл бұрын
Dale is somewhere mad AF 🤣
@blvckfiretrvpfire15 4 жыл бұрын
Dale somewhere on Craiglist still looking for recruitments 😂
@uwaknaomiinyang9841 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@carlmarx7855 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second klan meeting.” Gold
@strawberryfox8819 4 жыл бұрын
@Virginia Solomon ....it's a joke
@arm279145 4 жыл бұрын
You ain’t racist as long as you keep bringing your black friends back barbecue from the meetings, lol
@asher7989 4 жыл бұрын
Virginia Solomon lmao stfu
@arm279145 4 жыл бұрын
Virginia Solomon lol yeah, I was born white so I’ve been a racist my whole life right? Fuckin racist piece of shit you are
@zer-op2gq 4 жыл бұрын
@Virginia Solomon but the Klan is having a meetingto find out who they actually hate. How else am i supposed to know? Spoiler alert; the hate group hated everyone
@conjugationsm8528 2 жыл бұрын
"Jordan... Jordan... Are those Klan ribs?" "Yes." "Can I have some?" KILLED ME!!!
@TC-sl3wz 2 жыл бұрын
I read this while he said this
@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey 2 жыл бұрын
@@TC-sl3wz Same weirdly.
@SassyBitzz 2 жыл бұрын
Dude how did we read and watch it at the same time????
@Lazyeyeblindman 2 жыл бұрын
I just did as well
@unnamedskateboarder5187 2 жыл бұрын
E
@zednotdead 2 жыл бұрын
"You're not racist until your second Klan meeting" I'm laughing my ass off
@hardcoreking52 15 сағат бұрын
Unless your black friend tells you to join because he's hungry.
@catchthesedreams92 4 жыл бұрын
"When you're 13-14 you're not a person"
@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 4 жыл бұрын
CATCHTHESEDREAMS as a 13 year old girl I can confirm that statement
@BrustinNikolai 4 жыл бұрын
@@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 as a women you're never a person
@one_man_community 4 жыл бұрын
@@laylax2672 We need more women like you
@laylax2672 4 жыл бұрын
@@luvlygirl100 Sooooo, you HAVEN'T heard of a joke? Orrrrr--
@luvlygirl100 4 жыл бұрын
@@laylax2672 I'm sorry but, What's the joke? It seems like men can make all the misogynist remarks they want and women just shouldn't be offended by it but whenever women try to joke around the same way, we're seen as horrible or going to far. If that was a joke, how is what I commented not taken the same way as his?
@jordenm2204 4 жыл бұрын
"i was alone with a computer and i just catfished the klan" what a sentence
@slywitit7482 4 жыл бұрын
jorden m agreed 🤣🤣🤣
@mercyorsomething 4 жыл бұрын
I READ THIS COMMSNT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT LMAO
@leviacronym6770 4 жыл бұрын
@Jake the Greatest Sure you can. You can pretend to be interested but lie and string them along
@abelsm6270 4 жыл бұрын
Only an absolute mad pad would be able to even say that sentence
@leviacronym6770 4 жыл бұрын
@Jake the Greatest whatever gets you roaring
@deeluve22 2 жыл бұрын
We were always told by our grandmothers that the secret to a good home-cocked meal was love. Turns out, the secret is actually hate.
@jordan-ko3xt 2 жыл бұрын
home-cocked meal brothers unite 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordan-ko3xt this comment actually made me die laughing pmao
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 especially the _home cocked_ part.
@cosmicleo3671 Жыл бұрын
Remember guys, the meal *HAS* to be home cocked or it won't be as good as it could be. *HAS TO BE.*
@KolbyStogner 2 жыл бұрын
as a white man from Louisiana, this is truly hilarious and there are definitely people like Dale around here.
@judithmiller7308 27 күн бұрын
I once had a male from the southern most point of Louisiana, where they speak cajun, bragged to me that three generations of his family all married cousins. I said, "You know ,up North we like our family tree to have branches".
@misskaydawkins 3 жыл бұрын
Josh: “I have 5 friends.” Josh: * *meets KKK Dale* * Josh: “I have 6 friends.”
@keldaslushlife3353 2 жыл бұрын
EPIC!
@grimhouston9205 2 жыл бұрын
Came here after the first ad popped up
@garygrinkevich6971 2 жыл бұрын
Lol describes every troll community.
@saskwatch8580 2 жыл бұрын
I love that someone commented this. Underrated/hidden material within his material.
@bubbakushingtonIII 2 жыл бұрын
That joke was damn good
@R0tNB0t 5 жыл бұрын
“your not a racist until you go to your second klan rally” Lmao
@wastedpotential9945 5 жыл бұрын
"Who knew you couldn't taste racism."
@zblofu 5 жыл бұрын
This whole bit was a setup for that amazing joke! Absolute gold right there!
@HenryFlamez 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it... sorry
@Zzjzjjzjsn 5 жыл бұрын
Braden Stewart you’re*
@jonkeathegamer 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zzjzjjzjsn You replied to the wrong person.
@Tigger1981 2 жыл бұрын
"Who knew ya couldn't taste racism? These are amazing, I need these every Sunday!" That made me laugh till I joked, too damn funny.
@calisongbird 10 ай бұрын
Laugh til you joked? 😄
@MirandolinaAmaldin Ай бұрын
@@calisongbirdprobably meant "choked"
@Jonaegh 2 жыл бұрын
"New Orleans to Louisiana is like if you had the most beautiful blue eye, but your whole face was fucked up." That hit me so hard I'm offended on behalf of someone else
@armalite749 2 жыл бұрын
You can be offended on behalf of me. I live in northern Louisiana.
@AlexA774 2 жыл бұрын
As a Louisiana resident all my life, he ain’t wrong
@Medeinathetrashcan334 2 жыл бұрын
As a european im also offended
@azucarblimp 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexA774 fr Louisiana is fucking boring and bleak as hell most of the time
@Addison.-.Martin 2 жыл бұрын
As a Louisiana resident, no need he’s completely right
@Sthuthukile 4 жыл бұрын
why is Dale the most kkk name ever
@gaylordrobinson1199 4 жыл бұрын
Cletus is also a good one
@Cecil... 4 жыл бұрын
Right? The second you hear his name it's like "I knew it..."
@dumbfridge7576 4 жыл бұрын
my mind immediately went to the Disney characters chip and dale or whatever so I was like “damn didn’t know one of those chipmunks hates black people that much”
@RachaelClag 4 жыл бұрын
@josie Dale is an northern English term meaning valley. As in 'The Dales' in Yorkshire. In Scotland a valley is a 'glen'. Not that clan members would know that or let it affect their choice of kid's names! Lol
@Hakajin 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of Dale Gribble.
@Zack-cl3ob 4 жыл бұрын
“I had six friends ... and Dale was one of my best ones” lmao
@daleblack6168 4 жыл бұрын
I could be the Dale in your 6 friends
@suzawilo 4 жыл бұрын
@@daleblack6168 How do you cook your ribs....?
@degrareid8787 4 жыл бұрын
@@suzawilo lmao
@nicolespuhler5382 4 жыл бұрын
Omg LOLOLOLOL I was rolling. He's HILARIOUS :)
@well-dressed-bird 4 жыл бұрын
On Myspace Josh is trying to figure out which friend he can part with to fit Dale in his top 5. Lol
@jmanley1486 2 жыл бұрын
After the "Dale was his best one" line... that guy's laugh in the background kills me! I feel like he's laughing bc he experienced a similar bromance at one point in his life.
@leandrasolomon5009 2 жыл бұрын
Dale
@catharineorellana3522 6 ай бұрын
I'm still following Josh after all these years. And he's gotten better at his story telling & his humor is top notch. I love going back & re-watching these specials from years ago to compare to today's specials. The man was BORN to be a comedian!
@Tonyhouse1168 4 ай бұрын
It’s cool seeing everyone who just discovered him now that he’s doing Lives when we know how deep his lore goes
@faith9196 4 жыл бұрын
“I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.” It was wasn’t his senior quote I swear.
@byronwolf8692 3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that was his senior quote and if you have a picture or some sort of evidence please send it to me, I'll actually lose my shit.
@mr.froschi6526 3 жыл бұрын
I think you are missing an if. You can take mine if you want to.
@byronwolf8692 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.froschi6526 me? Cause I intentionally missed an if.
@mr.froschi6526 3 жыл бұрын
@@byronwolf8692 no I meant faith.
@byronwolf8692 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.froschi6526 oh I see what you mean now "*If* it wasnt his senior quote I swear"
@shaggygreen7526 2 жыл бұрын
this dude tells a story like he's describing an experience to his mom without tryna get in trouble
@terrajenkins5669 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Esock114 Жыл бұрын
Well said
@dallas6131 Жыл бұрын
nailed it
@mateobarkey7883 Жыл бұрын
Honestly bro!
@MalloryNewcomb Жыл бұрын
Just trying to stay as calm as possible, just saying what happened, almost breezes past the most shocking parts So yes exactly it 😂
@annieshabrown2509 2 жыл бұрын
I think this should be called, “Confessions of an Introvert.” 😂😂❤️
@JeromeProductions 2 жыл бұрын
“And so... I started a correspondence with this dude named Dale...... AD” perfect! Like a cliffhanger!
@juliebrown6651 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@neptunelizzie 5 жыл бұрын
"I had 6 friends and Dale was one of my best ones"
@daleblack6168 4 жыл бұрын
Was it me?
@haileysanders917 4 жыл бұрын
@@daleblack6168 👀👀👀
@esrom8414 4 жыл бұрын
@Izzy Zilla no he's just trying to get back at him by pretending he's black
@esrom8414 4 жыл бұрын
@Izzy Zilla lol ok ,that makes sense too
@onyxgothicc 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he was saying it yooo
@ousmaneciss4286 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Dale is that guy laughing hard in the back
@neazenzen372 4 жыл бұрын
Would love that
@AhmadHamzabalad 4 жыл бұрын
😂I was thinking the same thing
@keanureeveslusciousweave 4 жыл бұрын
there were multiple guys laughing hard in the back, you need to be more specific 🤣🤣
@hunterthefemboy 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine
@yogesvariqueen998 4 жыл бұрын
I thought was the guy that was laughing but sounded like was crying.
@TheAnanaki 2 жыл бұрын
This kid refines his cadence & delivery a bit and he's really got something. Can't belive the audience isn't reacting a little better. He's killing it
@elleseven71 Жыл бұрын
yeah, he's a writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and has written for Jimmy Fallon too; i think he's just use to being in the background. his YT channel with Dulce Sloan is hilarious!
@brucewarren4548 2 жыл бұрын
To THIS DAY!!! Dale is at a park sitting on a bench (eating cold ribs) just hoping this man will FINALLY show up!!! 😂😂😂😂
@faye3642 4 жыл бұрын
“Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Are those klan ribs” “..yeah” “Can I have some😩🙏” 😂😭
@theresashaw5027 4 жыл бұрын
🤷♀️🤣🤣
@nicolasmlopezz 4 жыл бұрын
Ur at 666, I won't ruin it
@barbaradaniel4994 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@asaltyem0826 4 жыл бұрын
The secret ingredient is hate.
@burgernthemomrailer 4 жыл бұрын
ASalty Em0 damn that shit taste good
@sunny-tf9bt 4 жыл бұрын
“If you die and I’m not home “ “You were never going to make It “ I felt that 😂😂
@slywitit7482 4 жыл бұрын
Hope Amidon ayo same 😂👏🏽😩
@gabriellepittman8379 4 жыл бұрын
My mom to me at 9
@zoomzoombabe 4 жыл бұрын
That was very good!! 🤣🤣
@kamiscreams9795 4 жыл бұрын
i was the 2000th like
@wandanemer2630 4 жыл бұрын
Mom Goals.
@ryanmoss2515 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't think your racist until your second clan meeting" killed me 😂😂
@izzybernstone881 2 жыл бұрын
he gives me pete davidson vibes. he has very similar energy, nice and calm and everything he’s saying is natural and his words are delivering clean. great comedian!
@briancooley8777 2 жыл бұрын
He’s far better than Pete
@ko-Daegu 2 жыл бұрын
pete is much handsome but only funny few times
@paulsoldner9500 Жыл бұрын
How dare you insult Josh like this
@yadig. Жыл бұрын
@@paulsoldner9500 right
@agirlhasnoname567 Жыл бұрын
Honestly - his delivery reminded me a little more of Donald glovers calm side
@manb4war 3 жыл бұрын
This is what I call a natural comedian, he's funny but it doesn't seem like he's trying to make you laugh. It's a really pleasant experience.
@genesiskravitz8621 3 жыл бұрын
Truly
@elisebond 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah totally!
@magorzataogorek1542 3 жыл бұрын
It's cause he's high xd
@leobrad2199 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I get the feeling he's like this all the time
@omarbenitez8659 3 жыл бұрын
Plus I believe he hasn't cuss
@lewisbrown9773 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the definition of Chaotic Good
@speedtherush 4 жыл бұрын
what up homie
@DavyDave1313 4 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@cptpowerpuff 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the 666 likes you just reached
@okthen3397 4 жыл бұрын
Mimi Brown 😂💀
@edyamarimartinez1641 4 жыл бұрын
Best description of this Man, ever
@winwinsonlylinesinboss Ай бұрын
i cant believe its been 7 years since this first came out. i remember watching it randomly and next thing i know hes my favorite comedian ever. i never get tired of watching his acts. and now he uploads on his youtube and hes only gotten better
@jeffchristianson-ziebell7727 2 жыл бұрын
I love this kids natural dry realistic humor! He’s hilarious!!! I could listen to him for hours 😂. Hope he makes it to top!
@cb3514 Жыл бұрын
I agree! He reminds me of an early Chapelle, minus the comedic southern accent. Funny thing is, listening to Josh I have to assume Chapelle's accent is forced. I hear a bit of southern twang here, but if you're not creole or DEEP Kentucky, a bit of twang is all you're gonna get from the south. Dave is on something it seems 😆. Edit: Texan born & raised, & stand by above assessment 😉.
@b.l70 20 күн бұрын
@@cb3514I thought the same! He reminds me of Dave Chapelle.
@b.l70 20 күн бұрын
I think he has now!😊
@soccersinger101 5 жыл бұрын
"so I didn't go, cause I didn't want to die" 🤣🤣 Bruh this dude is killing me
@97YoAnDrEwYo97 4 жыл бұрын
Did you mean bruh like brother, or like how those black people use it?
@bxnts 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Starling tf
@matt_sexton 4 жыл бұрын
10:42
@NerdMCOC 4 жыл бұрын
@@97YoAnDrEwYo97 ok BOOMER
@nawr494 4 жыл бұрын
@@bxnts it's from the video, about 10 mins in
@luxurypetscz 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being his mother and coming to his show and learning that your son almost got murdered because he was bored and the klan was recruiting.
@kamikaze4172 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of this is the last little snippet "and the klan was recruiting"
@TheKrazzydawg92 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan didnt die.
@crimruna928 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKrazzydawg92 well no shit
@nottodaylilbaldhead 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the first time a black man conned the clan....
@nancyc.5535 2 жыл бұрын
@@nottodaylilbaldhead lmao
@noahnguyen4816 Жыл бұрын
just stumbled upon this, one underrated bit that rlly got me was at 6:53 (with the callback later on) using „black“ expressions and simply following them up with „but in a white way“😂 cant believe it bombed on stage, totally sells the story for me. delivery is just A+
@balenciagabucky 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Dale was sitting in the audience 💀
@supernoodle704 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy who sounds like he’s crying in the back is crying. It’s Dale.
@MikeSmith-wd3kx 3 жыл бұрын
Dale: *sad noises*
@BenniiBoo 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Dale... Lmao
@hurd7574 3 жыл бұрын
josh johnson lore right here
@BenniiBoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@russellkeagan2867 talk about trust issues...
@onebilliontacos3405 3 жыл бұрын
Oh noes...
@chadwarden827 4 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like he’s always high but sober at the same time
@goodvibesonly476 4 жыл бұрын
He's super nonchalant, huh!?
@user-cp5mb4rk4m 3 жыл бұрын
@@goodvibesonly476 😆 you rock
@schlorping5156 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds depressed
@deadlyv2154 3 жыл бұрын
Only some have that special ability
@ashleygreen1458 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@bsj7285 Жыл бұрын
😂 At Uni, another student invited me to a BBQ next to the student center. I went and they had great burgers, food, ...everything. There were lots of tables w/ vendors. i didn't even look at them. I was too busy sitting there eating. free food! I was on my 1st plate when I noticed that the passersby seemed a lil tooo delighted to see me. I am a Muslim Black American woman wearing niqab/ face veil in the Southern USA. I'm used to silly reactions, so I shrugged it off. My classmate left, and I got my 2nd plate.Then I got fed up at people acting so odd, so I decided to wander over to the tables. The "vendors" weren't selling anything. They were all reps of different sects of Christianity, each with a table advertising their group. Pamphlets galore! Apparently I was attending a Christianity BBQ, held at our campus' cathedral next to our student center. My black christian classmate who invited me only knew it was free food. When people saw me they assumed I was gonna convert🤣. The messed up part was I had just filled my 2nd plate. So yeah I know what it's like to eat the food, start on a 2nd plate, and then get stuck at the meeting 😅😂🤣
@NedWasHere94 2 жыл бұрын
What a positive message and what a hilarious and humble human being.
@SnowmanPickins 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is telling this story like he’s reading it to the jury
@BourdeoixEterno 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@luke8179 4 жыл бұрын
yeah fr, it’s a funny story but a boring delivery
@sodapop4949 4 жыл бұрын
That's what makes it good.
@trmp3tply3r3 4 жыл бұрын
The jury, porn would've been normal
@hiii3878 4 жыл бұрын
watch his newer stuff his delivery has improved so so much it’s crazy
@sayantan009 4 жыл бұрын
He has a unique style of holding a Mike.
@User_005 4 жыл бұрын
Mic***
@_vakas 3 жыл бұрын
@@User_005 Michael *
@asiyaehsan1682 3 жыл бұрын
Vaka Michelle***
@humansadness3749 3 жыл бұрын
@@asiyaehsan1682 *mikel
@doctorwholover1012 3 жыл бұрын
It's like he's holding a delicate glass of wine 😂
@marievignolo5449 2 жыл бұрын
"What am I supposed to do with this popcorn maker?" I would have told him to post it on Craigslist.
@radbunnie2297 2 жыл бұрын
The guy laughing so hard was killing me! He was laughing as if it’s happened to a buddy of his. He went to a BBQ and got bamboozled into staying at a clan meeting!!!!!
@DivineKnight_115 4 жыл бұрын
“If your hurtin so bad that in 2004 you need a craigslist as for recruitments then we must be makin progress.” Priceless 👍🏼
@speedtherush 4 жыл бұрын
i feel that homie
@lewydewy2273 4 жыл бұрын
Ad* a craigslist ad. Ya know, advertisement.
@SomeGuy-vo7we 4 жыл бұрын
*you're .....you are
@indoorsandout3022 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, they no longer need ads.
@vjapple3083 4 жыл бұрын
We have made some serious progress. They used to have members in the millions and being in the kkk was no big deal. Nowadays they’re down to like 10,000 or less and no body fucks with them
@hendrixhotel 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks high af, I've never seen a stand up comedian as mellow as him
@Lunacyk 4 жыл бұрын
Big Jay Oakerson and Steven Wright come to mind lol.
@grimfin3214 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Burress
@nataliethomas3240 4 жыл бұрын
Mitch Hedberg
@destinystearns2236 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappell in his later years
@amybeaver4542 4 жыл бұрын
Right up there with Dave Chappelle 💖🙂
@catiscray4133 Жыл бұрын
How introverts socialize. I used to pretend to be anyone but myself on imdb message boards before they shut them down. Trolling the internet was my outlet. If a joke doesn't land on the internet no one knows who you are but when it does, it makes your introverted heart soar. I love how Josh Johnson tells stories. He's in his own league.
@jordiforsack6894 2 жыл бұрын
I dont think you're racist until you attend your second klan meeting - this is so smooth. Kind of joke that makes you pause and think. And they da best. Good one bruh.
@onetwo8064 4 жыл бұрын
“And by chill I don’t mean the way black people chill, I mean go somewhere cold.”
@Forsaken860 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@q-tuber7034 4 жыл бұрын
Whoosh, over the audience’s head. But so good.
@isweartofuckinggod 4 жыл бұрын
Let's go stand in the freezer section of Costco for 45 minutes and talk about life.
@Mstr-Mstrl 4 жыл бұрын
“If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist ad... then we must be making progress!” 😱😂
@briang.2218 4 жыл бұрын
I really like that quote.
@xyzsame4081 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly no, most were smart enough to join the police. - I am not joking. LAPD recruited from Alabama. Johnny Lee Clary fmr KKK man (Grand Dragon of Oklahoma, Imperial Wizard) confirmed that they had many covert supporters among LAPD.
@jennyb.776 4 жыл бұрын
@@xyzsame4081 Why would the LAPD hire from Alabama?
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Jenny B. lmao Big mood.
@MrNight-dg1ug 3 жыл бұрын
ad*
@goofinhiemer1153 2 жыл бұрын
Truly intelligent comedians are few and precious. Josh sets up and drops like the great Norm MacDonald.
@josiechaney9010 2 жыл бұрын
👍🎯💯
@howeid 11 ай бұрын
'You can't taste racism', bro this is funny af 🤣
@darklordthomaspie6293 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi...I'm white." Very convincing.
@kraftykactus1028 3 жыл бұрын
most convincing i've ever heard... how else do you tell someone you're white?
@Fluttershys_bong 3 жыл бұрын
@@kraftykactus1028 Say the words “oopsie daisy”
@kraftykactus1028 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fluttershys_bong or say you want to get a tan
@agereartist3763 3 жыл бұрын
And when you eat you have to do the finger. And remember you hate seasoning. SALT IS SPICY
@kraftykactus1028 3 жыл бұрын
@@agereartist3763 wut
@kawaiionee-chan9557 5 жыл бұрын
"Jordan Jordan Jordan...Are those clan ribs" "Yes." "May I have some?" lmao
@ottofavoreto9622 4 жыл бұрын
Kawaii Onee-chan *klan
@LeoQveen34 4 жыл бұрын
He politely asked for Klan ribs. I'm weak 😂😂
@gabagool13 4 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp
@SumNutOnU2b 4 жыл бұрын
If I was Jordan I'd've felt so guilty I'd've given him the whole plate
@yasminebts7594 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your profile pic.
@rymorrissey9143 Жыл бұрын
Not the Snoop Dogg stain! 😂😂
@Dabu-Dabu 2 жыл бұрын
that's a solid legend material. He's actually a comedian, not a preacher, not a pleaser of the crowd. great material, great timing, great structure of the stories. He's a big stage guy.
@CJ-dh6ld 3 жыл бұрын
Dale, somewhere probably watching this: “now wait just a damn minute”
@M2SLAM_I_Am 3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh I don't think you're gonna catch Dale watching a black comedian 😂
@beblissnow5947 3 жыл бұрын
There's always a friend of a friend & wht & blk do have each other for friends now. lol
@Falling2311 3 жыл бұрын
In Alexandria, Louisiana most likely.
@112523 3 жыл бұрын
@@M2SLAM_I_Am maybe the title would make him tho
@imperallady 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating popcorn
@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566 5 жыл бұрын
This dude seems like he’d make an awesome friend
@dal6935 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this explains a lot now.
@thisismyname1701 5 жыл бұрын
@@dal6935 ?
@mattrogers5188 5 жыл бұрын
@@thisismyname1701 Suddenly he understands Josh Johnson's appeal?
@msynrap867 5 жыл бұрын
He's a story teller
@beatrixthegreat1138 5 жыл бұрын
well not to Dale lol
@KassidyJMoore 2 жыл бұрын
"And so naturally I was like DOPE" lmaooo
@alhfgsp 10 ай бұрын
I'm always locked in for a Josh Johnson story.
@SuperSkyhorse 5 жыл бұрын
Now imagine poor Dale watching this and realising that his friend was actually a black teen catfishing him. Edit: it was a joke, ffs. I'm not feeling any simpathy for Dale, I just think it would be funny. Learn how to take a joke and don't bark at me in the comments about Dale deserving it and whatnot.
@apersonwithacomment7732 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that.
@kylieberk6220 5 жыл бұрын
pOOr DaLe
@bobbiusshadow6985 5 жыл бұрын
Watching a black guy's stand up, that's not the KKK way.
@rakeldanell 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobbiusshadow6985 who knows, maybe for research or tackling feul... 😂
@callmedeaux8010 5 жыл бұрын
R. DaNell 😂😂😂tackling fuel
@angelg6593 5 жыл бұрын
The way he talks is so chill 😂😂 sounds like he’s high asf
@theorrymusic 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he is high in this lol
@ab-ho8xo 4 жыл бұрын
@@theorrymusic Definitely is.
@trudyjay7969 4 жыл бұрын
So irritating though
@austinnighteyes1900 4 жыл бұрын
trudy it is being a comedian that’s not a good way to tell your stories
@Reptiliasapien 4 жыл бұрын
So dont listen to it trudy
@enzoseven8728 2 жыл бұрын
He is very descipline with the way he did the comedy, he has a calm way of representing himself, is like a presentation with jokes in it, you won't think it's a sucj, it's very well presented I like it.
@charlesulmer2621 5 ай бұрын
Intelligent, witty, current, and talented comedian. NOLA proud of i may so. SNL perhaps in your future.
@wingnightbackwards 3 ай бұрын
He can do better than SNL
@PatrickWeaver 5 жыл бұрын
The 4.4k that disliked this were catfished KKK members..
@miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you think it's kinda odd to type something like that when you're about 40 years old ?
@shotzonyou 4 жыл бұрын
Miodrag Stojiljkovic What does his age have to do with this comment?
@miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 жыл бұрын
@@shotzonyou In my experience only kids post these kinds of comments, hoping for likes
@miodragstojiljkovic3706 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrSomethinggood yeah but I like to put people down on the internet
@allie9138 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@texasvice1 5 жыл бұрын
"Klan makes the best ribs" LOL. This guy is a subtle yet hilarious comedian.
@isaacshadow100 5 жыл бұрын
i dont get it?
@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын
"Racism does have a taste and it's delicious!"
@moomoodeadcow 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but, is it true though?
@Avarixin 5 жыл бұрын
absolutely. when he started I was getting the vibe he'd flop because he seemed ultra nervous at first. by the end I was wishing he had 10 more minutes
@reddemon8802 4 жыл бұрын
texasvice1 how is that subtle
@Beaverj420 2 жыл бұрын
"you need to join, I need these every Sunday"🤣
@Jackie371 Ай бұрын
How have we not heard more from this guy? He's great!
@besping Ай бұрын
He’s very active on TikTok. He has an hour on Peacock from 2023. He was a writer on the Daily Show for Trevor Noah.
@333BYTES 6 күн бұрын
what? he has a famous comedy channel on youtube now!
@TokyoChopSquad 6 жыл бұрын
Somewhere Out there is a southern man staring out at the rain from his window. His laptop illuminates his face and a single tear rolls down Dales face... "Why won't you see me strange man. Why do you hide".
@1-gz7xy 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hovey this is awesome lmao
@pinkninjabunny2177 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@zeynabuthman639 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed as hard at this comment as I did at the story itself.
@monkeysue61 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hovey this was the most golden coment ive ever read
@jan3211200 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha thank you perfect
@hummus07 4 жыл бұрын
He genuinely seems like he's just telling a story not trying to be funny and people are laughing
@Muzikrazy213 4 жыл бұрын
That's when you know you've got a future. Hone those delivery skills and its lights out from then on
@legoboy7825 3 жыл бұрын
My Favorite KZfaq Channel ok KZfaq comments psychologist
@sora1498 3 жыл бұрын
loveeee that kinda vibe
@sora1498 3 жыл бұрын
@My Favorite KZfaq Channel i touch my nose a lot when im nervous-
@MrReviewThis 3 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious joke is the one you cannot make up.
@mateobarkey7883 Жыл бұрын
"I don't want to die" LOL
@KrisLI1408 8 ай бұрын
What you gonna do with the popcorn marker? Bring it to the Klan meeting?
@Sefferdoodle 5 жыл бұрын
Are those Klan ribs? ... yeah. *CAN I HAVE SOME?*
@tothjake94 4 жыл бұрын
As anyone would do
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao. That's my favorite part.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I was like...I'd have asked too.🤣
@zorro2441 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@stevewondering6311 4 жыл бұрын
Cause you got to know if it was worth it
@amyliaclenny1866 4 жыл бұрын
SethNotMeth Of course you want the ribs, they're *barbequed* RIBS!
@gingersavaya3921 4 жыл бұрын
“Then there’s a burning cross in front of you and your like... I’m already here”
@mrnobody6447 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ lol.
@easytoslip 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the Klan even exists, talk about some petty mofos. This comedian is gold, not only taking the high road but laughing about it. KKK terrifies ME and I'm not even black. Kudos Josh! ♥♥♥♥♥
@MrNight-dg1ug 3 жыл бұрын
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
@paulvicks1336 3 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy who doesn't get the joke but is he saying he's JC?
@MrNight-dg1ug 3 жыл бұрын
@Bigfoot The fact that many don't even know the difference baffles me.
@livlb1051 2 жыл бұрын
Dale watching this right now: 👁👄👁
@justhere4thet482 2 жыл бұрын
He is so sweet. I wanna hug him. 💜
@calebgeary3890 4 жыл бұрын
"Who would've known you can't taste racism?" I'm crying in a parking lot in my car 😂
@dagnabbitwabbit 4 жыл бұрын
Yo me too!!! 😂
@bres5010 4 жыл бұрын
He said "you CAN taste it & it tastes delicious..."
@alyssacamarillo7278 4 жыл бұрын
@@bres5010 he said can't I think and the captions said "can't" I think he meant the ribs are delicious, not the racism is delicious. But he could've said "can" and the captions are wrong. Either way that bit was funny.
@bres5010 4 жыл бұрын
@@alyssacamarillo7278 he said "can" and yeah he was making a joke about how he didn't think you could taste racism but you can since the ribs were so delicious hence why he figures you can taste racism but all in a joking matter of course!
@Darubini01TV 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Leo-mn2vu 5 жыл бұрын
"are those klan ribs" yeah man "can i have some" im dead
@champchamp3075 5 жыл бұрын
Might be a cannable after eating them.
@_Gypsy Жыл бұрын
Some lady during the start was audibly disagreeing with his bit about Louisiana. What a fun person she must be, lmao
@chuuyaism1653 2 жыл бұрын
I love how despite knowing the basis of this video from the title it subverts ALL expectations. And the same thing happens in all of his videos and it is FANTASTIC.
@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 5 жыл бұрын
He's holding the microphone so oddly
@amarismorgan195 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@constantinshim4271 5 жыл бұрын
How did I not notice that until now 😂
@danelangnes6983 4 жыл бұрын
I love your icon. I also agree with your comment.
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
Just noticed it...lol.🤦🤣
@paromora6207 4 жыл бұрын
@XX crump what kind of...
@caela2108 5 жыл бұрын
“who woulda known you can’t taste racism??” BRUH 😂😂😂
@loganrogers7537 5 жыл бұрын
carry me to victory he said can taste
@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын
Logan Rogers that wouldn’t make sense. If you could taste racism then the ribs would be bad. You can’t taste the racism, because they are good.
@adnelg319 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxXthekevXxx he said you can taste racism and it's delicious
@EasilyBoredGamer 4 жыл бұрын
he very clearly said can't
@soysauce6503 4 жыл бұрын
Gold rapped in skin
@cecilygriffis6508 Жыл бұрын
This is the one stand up set I always come back to and laugh at when I feel I need to
@WadeWilsonDP 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've heard this dude and he's great. What perfect delivery.
@5dancingisraelis535 4 жыл бұрын
I used to be in one of the biggest skinhead gangs in the nation. We had a set up in a clubhouse/tattoo parlor, and we were doing a big thanksgiving party where there must’ve been about 15-20 tatted up skins there *BUT* we forgot to turn off the “open” sign on the tattoo shop. So we’re sitting there around these tables grubbing down turkey and shit and this black guy with his wife and kids show up to get his daughters ears pierced, and when they opened the door, we all just stopped eating and the black family had this look in their eyes like “oh shit, what did we just walk into?” and we were like “oh shit, what did they just walk into?” 😂😂 Long story short, they ended up getting their daughters ears pierced and they sat down and shared dinner with us, and ended up taking part in an open conversation about some of our beliefs and wouldn’t you know it, we actually agreed on alot of things. They even shared the customary drinking horn where we pass a horn of mead around and give thanks for what we have. That guy who stumbled into our “hornets nest” came to be one of my closest friends and eventually a big reason why i left the group.
@SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 жыл бұрын
Awwww.bro
@moniquegreen1374 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Dale?
@MarzaButTube 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda off topic but the fact you guys passed a horn full of mead around is some LARPy ass shit lmao
@5dancingisraelis535 3 жыл бұрын
::::::::::: it is LARPY but it is also pagan culture. The same as Black Isrealites with idols of nefertiti or egyptian symbolism. It’s a tradition of nordic cultures and Scandinavian heritage.
@camip8461 2 жыл бұрын
"Who would have known that you can't taste racism, it's delicious" hilarious!
@covennoir7196 2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle would be proud of that line.
@joesguitargear7742 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best line 🤣🤣🤣
@DefendYoungstown 2 жыл бұрын
(Wanda Sykes): "Nuh uhhh! We ain't about to eat no food made by some fuckin' hatemonger!" (Earthquake): "I will! Baby, you can't taste racism!!" - Clerks 2
@rush22071 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the Paula Deen tactic
@sarah_b_555 Жыл бұрын
**CAN.
@ThestuffthatSaralikes Жыл бұрын
Dude in the audience has an amazing laugh. You can hear him a few times and he makes me laugh even harder!
@michaelcrawley7597 18 күн бұрын
His presentation has improved tremendously over the last few years.
@bernieconsalvo3720 5 жыл бұрын
“I think you need to join, I need these every Sunday” I lost it there.
@CCMetaTraveler 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😂
@chase1146 4 жыл бұрын
“When I was 13 or 14” dude you don’t look older than 16 max
@featuringsan 4 жыл бұрын
black don't crack
@rango5922 4 жыл бұрын
Stfu you probably live on your moms basement
@barackobama6105 4 жыл бұрын
Rang O or probably not
@chase1146 4 жыл бұрын
@@rango5922 nah actually my mom lives in MY basement
@chase1146 4 жыл бұрын
@Filip Sarkic no legit, in my house my mother lives in my basement. i live in the main part of the house
@thethrowawaythatstayed7055 2 жыл бұрын
“Dale was one of my best ones” lmao nooo
@DarhkCrizzus 2 жыл бұрын
the way he delivers is flawless to me. just like ur funny friend telling a story its just authentic lol
@mvstahl1233 5 жыл бұрын
“ I was like.... “dope” “
@Joshua-hz3cl 5 жыл бұрын
Best part
@thisismyname1701 5 жыл бұрын
"And naturally i was like... "dope" "
@Jess-kb1hb 5 жыл бұрын
The good ol space quotes, "...i was like..." "dope"
@SarahSmith-qj4uz 4 жыл бұрын
"Join the kkk" "hahaha" "Question mark" "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
@rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388 4 ай бұрын
Josh, you sound soooo high. SO FUNNY! This clip was from 6 years ago, and you were hilarious even then! I see such a huge future for you. Keep up the great work!
@danitho Жыл бұрын
I did something similar when I was 14. My mom was working on her masters in social work. This was back in day when Yahoo Chat was a thing. So I would chat with people and we'd exchange emails. Then we'd talk for weeks but like obviously date chatting. I guess I sounded mature enough because I was literally using my mom's story. I'd tell them I was working on my MSW at SAU. And the conversations were basic so I could answer like she would. Then I would decide it's time to come clean and told the person I was chatting to that I was 14. But the good thing is that they all appropriately freaked out. They'd block me or tell me that I need to stop, this isn't safe behavior then block me. Crazy shit. And now that I'm an adult, I'm like....why tf did I do that?!
@shimo7013 Жыл бұрын
nowadays if you said you were 14 they'd perk their eyebrows up and start grinning
@JaneDoe-ci3gj Жыл бұрын
Glad you were safe! I had an expereince like that too, I flirted with a guy ( just flirting nothing more ) when I was 15. He was much older 27 he seemed into me and thought I was 20+. He heard my age and was like nope, no way that's not going to happen! I was crushed then, but today I'm glad he was a decent guy! There are a lot of creeps both men and women out there, but there are good people too!
@danitho Жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-ci3gj Absolutely agree!!
@DeepDishDepression 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being forced to go to kkk meetings because your black friend wants their ribs
@nicholasr5146 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... If I was his friend I would go every sunday just for the food, I'd even bring a whole box for him.
@valerie5575 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@saintariser8507 4 жыл бұрын
That's amazing
@DJVevyVevs 4 жыл бұрын
That's how we beat the Klan. Subsistence. They spend the money on all the materials needed to make their signature Klan Ribs™ just for a wave of false brothers to grab them all up and eat them with their black friends back home
@Guttube 4 жыл бұрын
I smell a sitcom!
@maggiehunter3644 5 жыл бұрын
this dude is blackkklansmen and he didn’t even realize it lol
@jimmydivicio838 5 жыл бұрын
He ripped of the real dudes story it was known before the movie I’m not even from the United States and I’ve heard that story 3 or 4 years ago
@kimchiandquesofresco 5 жыл бұрын
@@jimmydivicio838 the movie was based on a real story. The actual dude worked with them on the movie.
@AbsolXGuardian 5 жыл бұрын
He's also done a bit about having a white sounding voice. He could have done the whole thing!
@potato4551 4 жыл бұрын
FDHF THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
@topsam2256 8 күн бұрын
The one guy in the back "woooo!!" When he says I want to introduce you to the Brothers lol
@zacharywatson5360 2 жыл бұрын
Seen this while smoking a blunt. Nearly died when he said Alexandria because that's where I live 😂
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