Dexter's mom is thicc af.

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I can tell ya it flew right over my head.

Went right over my head

I'm 31 and I vaguely remember this episode from a Cartoon Network rerun in the early 2000s or somewhere around there but no it literally took me until yesterday evening or so to realize that it's a Star Trek parody. I recognized the uniforms and that the episode title (Star Check Unconventional) is the in universe Star Trek that was holding a fan convention in the same mall as the Doll one, but that's about it. I haven't seen a single episode of the Star Trek and don't normally watch Sci Fi shows in general but I think my dad may have watched it years ago. He passed away in 2005 like three days before I turned 13 in April and I suddenly felt excited when I realized the connection between this episode of a cartoon I still have a soft spot for and a show my dad watched.

It's more like a "rawr".

Wtf

I lost it at that quote

Shortly after dropping off her son and his friends, mom decided to take the long way home, while at the same time running into some of her friends on the way. After a few minutes Mom made it to her friend's house. Then she climbed into the back seat seemingly looking for something. While searching, she was flinging her clothes all over the place while trying to put on another outfit. At the door, mom stepped out of her car wearing a tight light green bodysuit with white thigh high heels and her latex gloves. Then she pinned on a star Check lieutenants pin right about her boob. Mom: Well time for the movie marathon. So she rang the door bell and waited for someone to get the door. Then a black lady wearing a short and skimpy bright red dress answers the door. Lana: Aw lieutenant Dorrah glad you could join us for the movies. Mom: I wouldn't miss this movie marathon for the world Lanai.

Upon entering the house, mom entered the living room and found herself surrounded by women in similar looking uniforms like her's. All in different colors. They all seemed pretty happy to see mom and welcomed her in. Mom's Rival: Hey lieutenant, long time no see. Mom turned over to the window sill and saw a tall curvaceous blonde woman with her hair worn up in a bun wearing only a bright purple bodysuit and High heels. She was also wearing bright red lipstick and a white cloak. Mom: Ah queen Elizabeth. We meet again. Mom starts walking over to her rival while she slowly walks over to mom. Then the 2 of them walk into the kitchen as if they were tempting each other to start fighting. Then they turned to face each other and passionately hugged each other. Mom: It is so nice to see you again. What has it been, a few weeks? Rival: it was a week before Christmas. Remember we had that fight. Mom: oh yeah. That was so embarrassing. Rival: why? If you ask me, I thought that fight was a great display. Mom: Thanks. I guess I just don't know my own strength. Rival: I know I mean look at your tone figure. Mom: Thanks. Rival: and look at your muscles I'm jealous. Mom: oh stop it you're the one with the great ass. Rival: I'm getting cold sweats just looking at you.

After they finished their reunion mom and her rival walked back into the living room. Lana: Ok ladies let's get ready. To get ready mom grabs the stretchy hood of her unitard and pulls it over her head. Tucking her hair under the hood, giving her head a slightly bulbus appearance. Then mom puts on a pair of yellow goggles that look like bug eyes. Then her rival puts on a silver frame face mask. And the others all put on nerdy star Check accessories. Then they all pick spots to watch the new hour-long episode. An hour later. Mom is in the kitchen having a snack while watching her friends leaving the house. Just then her rival walks in, now her hair is all messy. She walks up to a snack tray and starts eating from a veggie tray. Rival: Well that was a pretty great episode. Mom: got that right. Rival: I can't believe it. All along Lord Malphous was the man who taught queen Elizabeth's daughter in the way of sun magic. Mom: Or that he had a son with her ambassador Leila. Rival: That's crazy. Hey can I talk to you about something down stairs? I need your help with something. Mom and her rival make their way downstairs. Rival: so my son Toby, he's been having trouble with making friends at school. Do you think you could have your kids hangout with him sometime? Mom: oh of course honey. You're my friend, I'd help you with anything. Just then they heard a noise from behind them. (Gun Cock) Then they turned around to see Lana holding a play gun at them. Lanai: Well well well, ms.green and queen Elizabeth in the same room. Mom & Rival: Oh no, it is Madam Lanai. Don't hurt us. Lana: Oh don't worry you 2. Just take a seat and don't try anything funny.

After that Lana had mom tape her rival to a spinning desk chair as part of a star Check game. Then mom was put in the same scenario as her rival.

Directed by Rob Renzetti.