Fun fact: rubbing alcohol can cause blindness. This has nothing to do with the video, Scott was merely chugging Ru Alcohol of course

I feel this would have worked better on the 3DS, because the screens are right next to each other

"I don't feel like a Star Fox, I feel like a loser." FeelsBadMan

Of course it’s less than Starfox 64, it’s Starfox 0. It’s 64 less than 64!

Nintendo needs to learn what an Options menu is and what they can put in it

The prequel to Scott's "Dark Age Of Nintendo" series.

“I feel like a loser” -Scott the Woz 2017

Transition from the thumbnail to the video when you watch this on a phone is fucking flawless. Good job mate.

Play Coop mode but by yourself with a pro controller. Immediately makes the game better

They should pull a BOTW and Mario Odyssey on Starfox for the switch

A new starfox story is needed, desperately, command was eh, but I appreciate assault for how cinematic it felt at times, especially with it's finale and ending. Also we need Krystal in HD STAT

I want a Star Fox Assault sequel. #fightme

This might be the earliest Scott the Woz video I’ve watched yet, and I gotta say it’s nice to see that you’ve improved over the years. You look and sound far more confident in your more recent videos than here, and the jokes land better too.

i feel they only did the 2 screen controls cause investors and fhe board at Nintendo were saying the wiiu gamepad is useless and since miyamoto was the lead design he wanted to dish out a game to show how good it was but as we can tell it was trash

"I don't feel like a Star Fox, I feel like a loser" might be one of the most hilarious things ever said

Star Fox Assault’s multiplayer was pretty dope.

The rubbing alcohol gag is a great subversion of the “drinking reviewer” trope.

The thumbnail turning into first shot (on mobile) was great. I subbed you recently pretty underrated channel

Best transition from thumbnail to video I have ever seen.

Rest In Peace Rick may you did a good job with the characters you voiced. All the characters you voiced you made them feel like real people.

Star Fox Adventures and Assault were among my favorite, but then Command came along and killed my love for the series completely.

“I have stars to fox in” 😂

I am genuinely confused why you have so little subs. Keep up the amazing work dude!

I wouldn't blame Platinum for Star Fox Zero going the way it did. I'd blame Miyamoto since he was at the helm here and he was trying to hamfist the Wii U gimmicks in this game. And lets get real a lot of this is coming down to current era Miyamoto's changing view on games. I loved the Wii, but come on man it was time to give up the "simplifying everything" Miyamoto era and he still has an obsession with selling motion controls. Forcing the motion controls and looking up at down at the gamepad? Really? I'm not a graphics whore, but the Wii U could do much more than that. And what was up with the game pretty much being a slight retelling of Star Fox 64?

Fun fact: SF64 is a retelling of Star Fox, so we essentially we have 4 retellings/remakes of Star Fox.

I actually REALLY liked Starfox Assault and thought it was a good direction for the series to go. The story got me involved. There was enough Arwing bits for the Starfox feel and I didn't mind the land segments. Infact I really enjoyed them.

That transition from thumbnail to video was golden.

This game... I still like it, but the fact that it's basically another Starfox 64 is really disappointing. Think about assault or Command what you will, but they really tried something new. But I think this game deserves another chance on the Switch, with better controls.

StarFox Assault is my favorite StarFox game, I also love StarFox Adventures.

Dude you are hilarious. Keep up the great work.

Amazing youtuber, I find it so hard to understand how you can be so good with these sill things at the start that pay off for an amazing laugh at the end. Keep it up dude you're really funny

Hahahahaha. I love how the thumbnail transitions into the beginning of the video.

I believe that if the controls were on the 3ds it would work because you can easily focus on both screens at once, plus the 3ds has gyro controls.

you deserve way more subs such high quality content keep it up my man

Remember Star Wars rogue squadron? Somehow I wish the creators of that game created this

As a tf2 fan when you started talking about the voice acting I got really sad because of Rick Mays, Rest In Peace, soldier.

Even if Assault and Adventures were also not that great, I do view them a bit more positively because they weren't Star Fox 64

literally every problem could be immediately gotten rid of if the 2nd screen got eliminated

I found my self watching your vids all day. Definitely Subbed

Great work! Keep up the awesome vids man!

Don’t you love the Star Fox series? We’ve got: Star Fox Star Fox again Star Fox again but again Star Fox again but again again

i remember buying this on release and being so excited, playing it and getting a hang of the controls right away and absolutely loving it. then i went online and was like "wow can't wait to see how much everyone else likes this game too!". then i learned not to look up reviews for things i already own

One of the videos I always watch once in a while

My sister LOVES Star Fox Adventures. It's her favorite one.

0:02 that's so fucking satisfying

"I don't feel like a StarFox, I feel like a loser."

Your channel is so underrated. Great vid.

Star fox assault was really the last good star fox games. It controls just like the 64 one with on foot sections as well and what a whole new story and bad guy

Hit the minus button, it swaps the screens, much faster than moving your head, fixes basically everything. That and a little practice and I'm finding the game barely harder than 64.

thumbnail->video so damn smooth

Chevy Chase would be proud of your physical humor. “Deathy aftertaste” lol

Gimmicky controls just about always ends up sucking. This is an example of this. Anything involving flailing about is also on my no list.

Honestly if you ask me Assault was the best Star Fox game since 64 , and I honestly wished Nintendo continued of off that timeline rather rebooting the franchise again (Krystal will be dearly missed ).

0:50 Miyamoto knew about the existence of the WiiU...diabolical!

Hey Scott, found your videos a few years ago. You've gotten so much better with the entertainment aspect of your videos. The old ones aren't bad, just not the Scott I've come to know.

I like how the thumbnail beautifully transitions into the video

My little brother favorite game was Star Fox Command .I haven’t even thought about that game in years. Thanks

Wishing they would just make a game with Assault's aesthetic and actual online multiplayer modes. Maybe something like Warhawk/Starhawk online.

This guys channel may be the greatest on KZfaq!!

The game just makes me think "Star Fox 64 is a good game" not "THIS is a good game"

No joke, Star Fox Assault is a really enjoyable game, I mean, not even close to the original and 64, but it's not a bad game, far from it Would love to see a video from you for it

You should do Star Fox Assault, curious to hear your opinions on that one.

Once you had "Space Battleground" on as the BGM, I had to confirm a suspicion... and yep, you're pretty spot-on, Zero ends up feeling comparatively bland to older titles. The dogfight sequences in StarFox Assault (a *GameCube* title developed by Namco, mind you) were probably the design pinnacle of StarFox's traditions, moreso Mission 1 than the other stages. A bombastic analog-orchestral soundtrack, slick mechanical designs, smooth animations, and lasers and explosions that evoke the same tingling feeling from watching the fleet battles in Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Die Neue These. I know a lot of us were hoping for a return to or a reiteration of that kind of oomph, because the Wii U could totally handle that, and the franchise has been dry on that for a while. But... well...

HOT YOWZA that transition from thumbnail to video tho!

You can not tell me star fox assault wasn't one of the greatest games ever. Single player had a decent story and multiplayer was AMAZING. I would KILL for another star fox assault.

I understand this perspective. I felt this way at first too and I didn't like the game when I first played it. But when the controls finally clicked and my brain got past the barrier it suddenly became a ton of fun for me. But I understand that everyone is different and for some people that click just doesn't happen.

Your dorky jokes are gold

the way the thumbail perfectly lines up with the first frame

I completely agree that Zero would have been worth getting into had it had a new story or Adventure. Good lord, why did it have to be yet another retelling of the original story?!

Now imagine if the next Star Fox game was more like Star Wars, with politics, fake space religions, large scale civil wars, insane plot twists, etc.

You are my new favorite KZfaqr 😄

Your thumbnail transitioned pretty nicely with the opening frame.

9.1/10. It has a little something for everyone

i liked adventures and assault. i know adventures wasn't intended to be a starfox game in the first place, but it looked beautiful and still does to this day and the only problem i have with it, is the ending. they hyped scales up and then boom no you're fighting andross mother fucker! as for assault i thought that game was great, story wise design wise and the multiplayer was super fun as hell i had a blast playing with friends.

main problem with zero, which Im surprised you didn't mention at all, is that the game is literally three hours long, and the last boss takes 1/3 of it. And unlike 64, there aren't any branching/optional paths/planets, so you always go through same planets in set order. and this shit was sold as full price release too. Also another issue is that for some reason it uses both gamepad and tv audio too, so if you want to use headphones, you either get voices or music+sound effects, unless you mix the audio through your computer or mixing table like I did lol. This wouldn't be an problem if they just gave us option to have all audio to go through one place.

I've been inspired by your impressive Madden collection. Pretty sure it's a gag, only just subscribed. I will now attempt to tackle the behemoth task of assembling all Tetris ports. Not the same title like madden but. Puma partnered with them and I think that's where I'll start. Hopefully I hit the ground running and achieve this in a relatively short and reasonable amount of time.

At least Star Fox got a game *cries in F-Zero*

I feel like Star Fox has a similar design problem to Sonic. Because the game is so fast, it ends up being short because the stages have to be huge for them to last more than a minute, so there's less stages, because large stages take so much money to make. So, inevitably, they have to pad out the game with not-Star Fox stuff (i.e. the Landmaster, on-foot missions in Assault, etc) to make it longer than 30 minutes, and most people don't care for this stuff in comparison to the Arwing. The main reason why Star Fox Adventures is the only Star Fox game that's over three hours long is because it's not a Star Fox game, gameplay-wise.

dude your videos rock!

This channel is incredible

What were they thinking? Starfox has such potential but Nintendo is just leaving it to rot.

This game is proof that even Miyamoto can be wrong.

THE THUMBNAIL BLENDED PERFECTLY WITH THE START OF THE VIDEO

This is such a great set

He wasn't 21 when he recorderded this, so I think the alchohol in the intro might have been fake you guys.

Wow Scott has improved so much In just 3 years

Fantastic opener

I love how the ending joke is obvious from the start but is still somehow funny.

Played the whole game on the Gamepad, though I'm stuck on the final boss. I can get his hands, but once he starts bitting, I can figure out what to do.

Playing this in co-op mode is fucking fantastic, I was the one in the cabinet while my brother would drive the ship and it was lots of fun, and the guy in the ship can shoot as well, so you also make double the damage

I like the video opening with the thumbnail

That transition from title card to video though

The water bottle gag a the beginnig is priceless! ^_^

I found this on clearance for $10 and I still feel ripped off

Scott, I'm probably at least 10 years older than you and sometimes I forget that watching your videos (and yes, me commenting 3 years after you published this video is technically detrimental to that premise)! I really enjoy your schtick, if that's still ok to say. I'm sure you don't read these comments so if you read this say something to prove me wrong. Either way, love your videos; I'd say keep doing them but I'm sure you will/are. Also, Sonic 1 was fantastic when it came out.

Comments in the future be like, "Can you believe Scott drank a whole bottle of Rubbing Alcohol for a 10 second gag?"

I'm happy with the starfox memories I have, even with this game. However, I think Nintendo should stick to what works and give us an all new story with new planets to explore. I dunno. It's okay if they don't touch it either.

Can they just remake Star Fox Assault on the Switch

This is a great channel

Something most people don't realize is that QGames is actually composed of members from Argonaut Software, the company that was responsible for helping to co-develop the original Star Fox, Stunt Racer FX, and the then-unreleased Star Fox 2 with Nintendo back from 1992 to 1995. After Argonaut Software went belly up in the early 2000s following the commercial flop of their underrated 6th-gen game, i-Ninja, Dylan Cuthbert (who had left Argonaut to continue working with Nintendo) hired on some of the people who had worked with him and Nintendo on Star Fox and they got to work making games for Nintendo (including Star Fox Command and others) as Q-Games. Argonaut had originally attracted Nintendo's attention with their basic 3D game X (a successor to the earlier game Starglider) which was running primitive 3D graphics on a Nintendo Game Boy. Dylan Cuthbert was the programmer on that game. His work in 3D graphics laid the foundation for Nintendo's eventual jump into 3D, as the 3D library he wrote for Star Fox would go on to power the 3D engines for Nintendo's N64 games.