Lmao! Red Dwarf was hilarious

Found it kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oMCeZMmZssrWkoU.html

"Theres always some excuse, isnt there?"

" Remember .......when in doubt, RED ALERT !!!!".

the funny thing is the two sounds Reed offered up for his Alert are TNG and TOS Red Alerts with something else thrown in.....

I'm half wondering if they named him Reed just for that joke?

Dean Read red alert lmao

"...Uh...YES, Captain? ...You want me to do anything, sir? ...Hello?!"

The shield grid wont arrive until tuesday

It was at that moment, O'Brien knew what his first job was going to be after this 'incident' was finished.

Perfect, just perfect 🤣😂🤣😂.

We don't need shields

@@nathanhansen7044 Shields? We don’t need shields where we’re going. XD

Because This is a thing that has been in practice in the Navy since the 1800s.....so why did it take Lt Reed to come up with it in the 22nd Century?

@@Ami-vh7sr I was going to make the same point. It's silly.

@@Ami-vh7sr In the Navy, at least the US Navy, the order of General Quarters or GQ is the real world equivalent of a red alert/tactical alert/battle stations.

@@Ami-vh7sr According to wikipedia:

I get the ridiculously notion that they didn't have such a protocol in place. Starfleet was in it's infancy but the Enterprise wasn't the only starship in the fleet she was just the first warp five vessel and one capable of more long range exploring. There were pleanty of others certainly Starfleet would have created such a protocol

She has long legs. And she shows them off well in that scene.

Launch Vipers!

​@@JohnDiMarcoCore Systems Transferring control to Viper Fighters, launch when ready.... Whoops, wrong BSG. Yeah... I'm a BSG TOS lover.

So did the Enterprise E after the fashion of Voyager.

A general quarters alarm is supposed to be annoying and jarring.

Thanks for watching. While there are some aspects of the show I don't care for, I think Lower Decks is worth a watch. Peace and long life.

Lower Decks is crap.....it's an attempt to make a Rick and Morty Version of Star Trek....

@@Ami-vh7sr And it's still better than Discovery and Picard

@@Ami-vh7sr It's not a crap, it's actually good and even when it's animated comedy show, it's still better star trek than Discovery and Picard. Rick and Morty is not that funny as people say, jokes in Family Guy or Futurama are much better and Lower Decks is really close to Futurama style.

@@Pidalin It had an Orgy episode.....they have the lower deck members making Q their puppet for one episode.....

Thanks!

Hope you Didn't hurt your arm....

I love how I refuse to ever watch those. 😹❤

@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Watch SNW, it's worth your while.

I never noticed it either. All the bad writing was in the way.

I just got the complete series on Blu-ray.

it’s a shame it didn’t last longer but the cast was expensive to continue to use

Lower Decks? or TOS animated?

Absolutely!

That's the Apollo spacecraft's Master Alarm sound.

it’s nice, i wouldn’t mind a mix of the classic siren followed by that

I was thinking the same thing! He does it so well.

A distinct possibility.

Agreed, also liked the ship screen showing each deck going to condition red.

That would be a mess all around .... Hilarious but a mess all the same . KIRK: RA .... Lets see how they react , maybe I can still get lucky . PICARD: RA .... Lets try talking one more time . SISKO: RA .... We really should expand RA to include Launch Torpedoes in that protocol . JANEWAY: RA ..... If a threat didnt work we can always gaslight the records so it all looks like it is their fault . ARCHER: RA ..... Dont you mean REED ALERT ? I am not familiar enough with anything after Enterprise to sum up what would have come next .

My guess would be that activating red alert brings key ship systems to a higher state of readiness.

@@JohnDiMarco mostly it transfers energy from non-essential systems into the Weapons and shields (Main reason that lighting is down on most floors, is that that energy is refunelled

@@FlaschenJoe11 exactly, labs are shuttered, non-essential personnel go to secure locations, turbolisfts go offline. Enterprise added “the weapons are already online, it must be the new protocols”

The TNG Technical Manual contains some information about red alert for Galaxy class. 15.6 RED ALERT This condition is invoked during actual states of emergency in which the vehicle or crew are endangered, immediately impending emergencies, or combat situations. Durinn Red Alert situations, crew and attached personnel from all three duty shifts are informed via alarm klaxons and annunciator lights. Key second shift personnel are ordered to report immediately to their primary duty stations, while other second shift personnel report to their secondary duty stations. Key third shift personnel (who are presumably on their sleep cycle) are ordered to report to their secondary duty stations (or special assignment stations) in fifteen minutes. Specific systems preparations include: • Level 4 automatic diagnostic series run on all ship's primary and tactical systems at five-minute intervals. Bridge given immediate notification of any significant change in ship's readiness status. • If presently off-line, warp power core to be brought to full operating condition and maintained at 75% power output. Level 3 diagnostics conducted on warp propulsion systems at initiation of Red Alert status, Level 4 series repeated at fiveminute intervals. • Main impulse propulsion system is brought to full operating condition. All operational backup reactor units are brought to hot standby. In actual or potential combat situations, Saucer Module impulse propulsion system is brought to full operating status. • All tactical and long-range sensor arrays are brought to full operational status. Secondary mission use of sensor elements is discontinued, except with approval of Ops. • Deflector systems are automatically brought to tactical configuration unless specifically overridden by the Tactical Officer. All available secondary and backup deflector generators are brought to hot standby. • Phaser banks are energized to full standby. Power conduits are enabled, targeting scanners are activated. Level 3 diagnostics are performed to confirm operational status. • Photon torpedo launchers are brought to full standby. One torpedo device in each launcher is energized to full launch readiness and primed with a standard antimatter charge of 1.5 kg. • The Battle Bridge is brought to full standby status and backup bridge crews are notified for possible duty in the event of possible Saucer sep maneuvers. • All three shuttlebays are brought to launch readiness. Two shuttlecraft are brought to launch minus thirty seconds' readiness. • Onboard sensors record the location of all personnel and alert Security of any anomalous activity. Location and activity information is recorded for postmission analysis. • Level 4 automated diagnostics are performed to verify readiness of autonomous survival and recovery vehicle systems (lifeboats). Readiness of ejection initiator servos is verified through a partial Level 3 semiautomated check. Security officers are assigned to insure that all passageways to lifeboat accesses are clear. • Isolation doors and forcefields are automatically closed between sections to contain the effects of possible emergencies, including fire and decompression of habitable volume. Red Alert situations, by their very nature, frequently involve unforeseeable variables and unpredictable circumstances. For this reason, Red Alert (even more than other operating states) requires the Commanding Officer and all personnel to remain flexible. All Red Alert operating rules, therefore, are subject to adaptation based on specific situations. Red Alert can be invoked by the Commanding Officer, Operations Manager, Chief Engineer, or the Tactical Officer. Additionally, the main computer can automatically invoke Red Alert status in some cases upon detection of certain types of unknown spacecraft, as well as upon detection of certain types of critical malfunctions or system failures. In such cases, the automatic declaration of Red Alert status is subject to review by the Commanding Officer.

And they got rid of the "Black Alert" voice after a while. Which is the only thing I didn't mind. OTOH, how can you have a "black alert"? All others, including Voyager's blue alert are accompanied by corresponding light colors. How can you light up something black? You can't, so pick anything else. "black alert" sounds cool, but would only really make sense for a cloaking device or ships otherwise going dark.

You mean the Kelvin Timeline movies. He included all the prime timeline films ;)

Spock is trying to find a phaser set to overload somewhere in the room.

If you listen to what Kirk is saying, he says there's a phaser set to overload in his cabin as the reason for the red alert. Spock is logically hunting for the phaser, and is doing so frantically given the lack of time to do so systematically.

Thanks! Enjoy a trip to Casperia Prime, the vacation capital of the Horvian Cluster.

@@JohnDiMarco Fair enough :D

My Favorite: 00:15 USS Enterprise (TOS) 02:30 Earth Spacedock 02:55 USS Enterprise-A 04:35 USS Enterprise-D 04:46 USS Enterprise-B 06:38 USS Defiant 06:52 DS9 07:24 Danube-Class Runabout 07:45 USS Voyager

The religious bs at the end explains that. 🙄

Indeed she does. However, the video isn't intended to be comprehensive, and that scene just didn't happen to be one that I picked to include. Thanks for watching.

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