Star Wars: The Acolyte does everything right

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Ай бұрын

Star Wars: The Acolyte transcends time, space and television to deliver Disney a bonafide hit. This is the Star Wars show you're looking for.
#StarWars #Disney #TheAcolyte

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@christianarvelo3330 Ай бұрын

Sarcasm is strong with this one. 😂

@crowbar_the_rogue Ай бұрын

I didn't recognise the youtuber, so I wasn't sure if it was sarcasm at first. Either way, I enjoyed myself immensely.

@zacmccollum7144 Ай бұрын

Thank God lmao I opened this video and disliked and was about to find something else, but realized it wasn't serious 😅 so.... I I un-disliked it and liked it instead

@KB8Killa Ай бұрын

He had a gold mine to work with. It’s really flowing

@Dracsmolar Ай бұрын

Shouldn’t it be, strong is this one with sarcasm?

@user-ws3ce5bn6f Ай бұрын

What sarcasm? This is all true! This show is amazing. 🌈

@grandmufftwerkin9037 Ай бұрын

The minute that the rainbow lightsaber was unleashed to slay Darth Patriarchus, I knew Star Wars was now absolute perfection.

@D54812 Ай бұрын

dude im crying :D

@jameslauder3984 Ай бұрын

😂

@ekaiser9302 Ай бұрын

I really want to see a Darth Patriachus, he will use a dildo lightsaber to rectify oponents to the dark side.

@LuisSierra42 Ай бұрын

When she looked directly at the camera and said "Down with the patriarchy", i sobbed deeply

@physalisgp0265 Ай бұрын

😂😂

@PilotHat Ай бұрын

Your sarcasm has doubled since the last time we met Critic

@KB8Killa Ай бұрын

He went full woke critic

@tarantulaclan5025 Ай бұрын

Twice the sarcasm, triple the applause!!

@Hawk-Tuah-on-that-thang 29 күн бұрын

What sarcasm

@stevencarmichael1985 29 күн бұрын

I understood that reference.

@theshindig1432 29 күн бұрын

good, twice the sarcasm, double the funny

@The_Reality_Filter Ай бұрын

I clicked on this faster than Anakin blew up the Death Star...

@TheNefastor Ай бұрын

Darn, I always thought Watto blew up the Death Star for spare parts.

@darksoles1305 Ай бұрын

HAHAH@@TheNefastor

@TheNefastor Ай бұрын

@@darksoles1305 plus, Watto is immune to Jedi mind tricks, that's why Vader said "it's as if he's protected by the Force". That's why this makes sense. And you know he's fallen on hard times after "Ani" left for Corruscant, so he had a real motive to scavenge.

@markomus1 29 күн бұрын

YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!

@master-dukecuthbert5061 29 күн бұрын

In my head cannon, rey blew up the deathstar. And she said, (British voice) "take that imperialists! That's what you get for subjugating all those refugees!"

@VincitOmniaVeritas7 Ай бұрын

“The lovechild of David Bowie and a pineapple”. I laughed like a maniac.

@nofutureproductions9242 Ай бұрын

And here I thought I was the only one. Two. MAaan-ee.

@Danbotology Ай бұрын

Vegan Annie Lennox combined with the music got me straight afterwards.

@VincitOmniaVeritas7 Ай бұрын

@@Danbotology another great joke. I wonder why they didn’t bother to hide her eyebrows too with prosthetics and just paint them over. It looks ridiculous.

@magnuskallas 29 күн бұрын

I was wondering if Bowie was mentioned, ironically Thin White Duke, coke addicted sex addict :)

@nemesisjuggernaut7920 29 күн бұрын

@@VincitOmniaVeritas7She has to take it off for lunch break. Can’t be looking silly among the elite

@firefox6285 Ай бұрын

'Half Witcher, Half ninja, all Queen Cleopatra' what a title 10/10.

@Ziqohth Ай бұрын

"Whats that dead carcass he is pulling?" STAR WARS

@2stroke438 Ай бұрын

Bring out your dead!

@rotgutthebloated4730 Ай бұрын

now i get it!

@frakspikes2619 29 күн бұрын

@@2stroke438 The cart drags Indiana Jones, Marvel, DC, The Muppets, and a few dozen other's cadavers All the while, Kevin Smith drags HeMan to continue the original Monty Python gag

@garyl5128 28 күн бұрын

Made me roar with laughter when I saw that!

@JaJa_Pose Ай бұрын

I can’t lie, Master Tokyo took me out🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting that

@nukiesduke6868 Ай бұрын

Just remember: The same people that used to bully kids for liking star wars, DND,etc are now in charge of it. They bullied nerds, nerd culture became cool, hip and mainstream. They inserted themselves in, took control, stopped using "dork/nerd/geek" as an insult and replaced it with 'incel.' *GATEKEEP YOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS or watch it tank.*

@xancypillosi9497 29 күн бұрын

Not really. These people r just losers.

@spartanx169x 29 күн бұрын

And or get a hobby they can't control- Hunting, fishing, riding motorcycles. All things that represent masculinity and freedom.

@TrumpFTW2024 29 күн бұрын

@@spartanx169x Cringe af.

@camojoe83 29 күн бұрын

Geek culture isn't popular. You just live in echo chambers built by other nerds and you think that means everyone likes you. They don't. I played plenty of D&D. Nobody called me a nerd because they knew I'd use my firewood hands on their face in a rather jockish manner. Gatekeep your hobbies.. lol, nah.. just grow a set and ignore what other people do while you do yours. It's not hard.

@nukiesduke6868 29 күн бұрын

@@camojoe83 How can one ignore what other people do when your hobby is invaded and they actively seek out positions of power over your hobby? Like collecting anime figures? Well too bad. The feminists came and harassed all the companies to stop having skimpy dressed figures. Like playing magic the gathering? Too bad, they came in and implemented a bunch of dumb rules you have to follow or else you get kicked out of the space. If geek culture isn't popular than why is marvel the biggest franchise ever? Never seen so many face palm inducing wrong statements spoken so matter of factly :/

@MrJojoringo Ай бұрын

If by masterpiece you mean the masterpiece I've just unleashed in my toilets then yes it is THE Masterpiece

@roberturlaub8526 29 күн бұрын

well spoken ma dude. i agree to 107%.

@Gabriel-uu4jt 29 күн бұрын

So uh did you actually watch the video? Lol

@MrJojoringo 29 күн бұрын

@@Gabriel-uu4jt Yeah and I agree to 126% to the video

@alesosouto 29 күн бұрын

143,7%

@islandonlinenews Ай бұрын

“The Acolyte, does everything right, As long as you’re not male, straight, or white.”

@vampirecount3880 Ай бұрын

Or a Star Wars fan lol

@williamgriffin3447 Ай бұрын

Beat me to it@@vampirecount3880

@Ghost_Hybrid 29 күн бұрын

I don't think real Star Wars fans of any color like this.

@roberturlaub8526 29 күн бұрын

he forgot to mention that your brain have to shut down completly like after 15 min without oxygen. then im sure its truely a masterpiece.

@vampirecount3880 29 күн бұрын

@@Ghost_Hybrid Yeah, im a brown guy from Brazil and i totally agree

@JoeyJoejoe-sq9io Ай бұрын

No binary suns, but binary daughters. Well done, sir.

@OstrichLongneck 29 күн бұрын

If we wait long enough, the jokes just write themselves 🤣I'm still chuckling over the quip!

@RaceForFadio 29 күн бұрын

If Disney had thought of this, it would have been the tag for the show and they would have thought they were being clever. Awesome satire

@umaikakudo 24 күн бұрын

The binary is undefeated.

@paulnolan4971 15 күн бұрын

David Bowie and a CONKER ! lol

@tilmonhocutt8780 Ай бұрын

Ok for a terrible moment I thought you were serious. But thank goodness sarcasm is NOT a lost art. Well Done!

@TerrorFront. 28 күн бұрын

First time here, right?

@coolguy9616 Ай бұрын

Even in 1977, George Lucas would never have just painted a bald person green and called it an alien. I guess their 300 million dollar budget isn't enough.

@rikard.h 24 күн бұрын

You hate Thrawn too? Or are you just on the hate bandwagon?

@BillGunslinger 10 күн бұрын

@@rikard.h was Thrawn created by George Lucas?

@davidbarry282 10 күн бұрын

Look closer in the cantina scene, then rewatch the prequels

@rikard.h 10 күн бұрын

@@BillGunslinger Nope. The point is that people often use double standards when trying to criticize The Acolyte.

@vdanger7669 Ай бұрын

My only complaint is that it needed more Force Scissoring.

@rgerber Ай бұрын

foremost i would cast some pretty actresses

@kevynhansyn2902 Ай бұрын

That was in the deleted scenes.

@patrickday4206 Ай бұрын

Force tribbing the power of three wait many 😂

@FrancSchiphorst Ай бұрын

Nah that's banned. Cuts the string!

@FaultehBoi 29 күн бұрын

They rlly were gonna hit climax with the "power of many" 💀

@cmedtheuniverseofcmed8775 Ай бұрын

It's such a stunning and brave masterpiece that Wookiepedia hears the call. All will be retconned and rewritten to make sure that The Acolyte not only happened but ensure that the Prequels are nothing but lies.

@velocitymg Ай бұрын

We can only dream

@tiestofalljays 29 күн бұрын

I very much doubt it. Wookiepedia is doing that virtue-signaling, performative bs with the rainbow colors on the logo. What a bunch of clowns.

@imthegoat94 29 күн бұрын

@@tiestofalljaysyou’re reading comprehension sucks

@purplesamurai5205 9 күн бұрын

@@tiestofalljaysThat site fired three admins who worked on the site since like 2007 because they didn't mindless support (INSERT CURRENT THING THAT TOTALLY WON'T BECOME A SLIPPERY SLOPE).

@NOG9003 Ай бұрын

And when we needed him the least he re-appeared

@MultiZernez Ай бұрын

Directed by Harvey Weinstein’s favorite assistant

@user-tp7gy4dj4l Ай бұрын

I call him Harva the Hutt. Thanks to him, Leslye Headland got her sexist misandry authentically. She also got sufficient compromat on Disney execs to make her unfireable. I admit that's speculation; the only evidence I have is Headland's continued employment.

@slowneeee 22 күн бұрын

Logan Paul’s wife

@Beezer1742 Ай бұрын

That 5-foot-nothing padawan taking on a sith who just killed 6 Jedi knights…. Totally believable

@mikebryant614 29 күн бұрын

....with next to no formal training, a la Mary Sue Rey .Cause " girl boss" .

@maestrodmc 25 күн бұрын

Her adamantium skeleton and healing power gave her an edge.

@umaikakudo 24 күн бұрын

With the power of the Force, all things are possible.

17 күн бұрын

Size matters not.

@cedricvansteene-madore7528 13 күн бұрын

1v5 no problem...but 1v1 with a strong women... he had no chance 😅

@amazingbakingsoda6811 Ай бұрын

SW now stands for “Sapphic Witches”! Thank you, Disney!

@reddeaddude2187 Ай бұрын

Are you referencing that lesbo Greek poet? Well done 👍

@michaelstephens9852 Ай бұрын

Scissoring witches.

@Sailrjup12nh Ай бұрын

Sapphic Witches!!! I almost peed myself! 😂😂. I think Sappho would be insulted!

@muznick 27 күн бұрын

"Master Tokyo" You're killing me.

@ch1ppz430 Ай бұрын

this parody reaches levels that even KK couldn't imagine... ty

@andykaufman7620 Ай бұрын

This show went Checkmark Supernova

@Dazgul Ай бұрын

'Vegan Annie Lennox' 😂 Proof you can eat too many greens.

@pinkspider28 Ай бұрын

The love child of David Bowie...and a pineapple!!! 😂😂😂

@fionnaitsradag5152 Ай бұрын

"David Bowie and a pineapple"🤣

@TerrorFront. 28 күн бұрын

You're so pretty...

@lylewilson6493 Ай бұрын

HE LIVES!!! The Woke Critic has returned 🎉

@JackTorrance333 Ай бұрын

Best comment

@drholmes2036 Ай бұрын

Like Palpatine

@MultiZernez Ай бұрын

The acolyte has awoken him from his slumber

@dosdes888 Ай бұрын

Praise Seoul!

@gardogodinez6621 Ай бұрын

Somehow...

@illuminahde Ай бұрын

Amandla got her dance moves from her father's side.

@KB8Killa Ай бұрын

Lmao it’s like a bizarre mix of both sides. Ending in a very erratic ugly thing

@Christo_Trismegistus Ай бұрын

and she would say that's racist because she doesn't want anyone to know her father is white

@TheNefastor Ай бұрын

Dancing ? You mean that wasn't epilepsy ?

@carybrown851 29 күн бұрын

That was "dancing?" I thought it was a PSA educating us on how to identify epileptic seizures!

@AA-ed6ek 29 күн бұрын

That's from both sides.

@EsteemedReptile Ай бұрын

"A planet of alien lesbians" honestly sounds pretty rad out of context.

@tiestofalljays 29 күн бұрын

Yep. If they would focus on telling good stories and not pushing agendas, no one would care about them including stuff like that. The only proof one needs of this are the older Star Trek shows. They have tons of episodes that dealt with social issues. The difference there is the “message” didn’t feel forced, and the writers were actually skilled. Disney’s Star Wars quite literally turned me into a Star Trek fan lol. New Trek is pretty trash, but still not as trash as Disney SW.

@pessien8474 29 күн бұрын

Futarama and Rick and Morty did it right,

@dannygahs 14 күн бұрын

Death by snu snu

@EsteemedReptile 14 күн бұрын

@@dannygahs The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 9 күн бұрын

That has been done. Mars Needs Women. Queen of Outer Space. Others as well.

@user-tp7gy4dj4l Ай бұрын

General Paris. Commander Berlin. Admiral London. Colonel Delhi. Captain Perth. Lieutenant Ottawa. Brigadier Beijing. Major Moscow.

@TheSuperappelflap 26 күн бұрын

Admiral Amsterdam and Lieutenant London would be a better alliteration

@peterk.rosenthal1417 29 күн бұрын

Finally a KZfaq critic who understands television and sees this show for the masterpiece it is.

@HermioneTheCat Ай бұрын

ohhhhh i get it, satire! how lovely :) i literally almost didn't click because of the channel and title but then i thought.. Either it's a really hilarious joke, or super hilarious cope, and i was right! keep up the hilarious work dude, subbed! 😂

@grandmufftwerkin9037 Ай бұрын

The greatest lines featured on The Acolyte: This lightsaber is literal perfection. It will be, when it fits inside a woman.

@thehoerscorral8565 Ай бұрын

LMFAO

@terrellbeast7369 Ай бұрын

Clever...man so clever!

@georgehouliaras7239 Ай бұрын

This show is a true revolution by showing the world how strong the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy really is. Another golden egg from Mickey.

@Rick.0472 Ай бұрын

don't forget "the power of one" and "the power of two" to build up the legendary move "the power of manyyyy" (that thing was probably the most cringe thing star wars has ever seen)

@emceedoctorb3022 29 күн бұрын

@@Rick.0472 Every time I hear that bloody idiotic chant the only thing that goes through my head is the Troll drummer from the Band with Rocks In from Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. Because Trolls in Discworld are monumentally stupid they can't count. So every time he counted the band in for a song instead of the normal 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 it went 1, 2, 1, 2 many, lots.

@schadenfreude6274 6 күн бұрын

I am proud to be a Gay, Non-Binary, Gender Fluid, Black Vegan Palestinian living in Today's World. Everyone worships me. 🙂

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

My grandmother told me _"I don't care what they teach you in school, Star Wars is Gay"_ My love for Disney's inclusion and diversity just went sky high, just like their stock price

@vampirecount3880 Ай бұрын

Star wars went from a movie about a war in space to lesbian witches. What a time to be alive

@robderich8533 29 күн бұрын

... and lame.

@proybankins709 29 күн бұрын

@@vampirecount3880😊

@reverseflashplays8615 Ай бұрын

Being able to headbutt a lightsaber is Insane ngl

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

They did WUT?? 😳

@Cryptosifu Ай бұрын

And deactivated it too. That was sick af 😂

@B00bed0utBa22 Ай бұрын

Best move of the entire fight scenes so far

@wdeltag 29 күн бұрын

Well, that's the only real canon thing in the whole series. Those helmet and arm brace are made from cortosis - the material that short-circuits lightsabers.

@EddieVH77 29 күн бұрын

@@wdeltagOh damn, I didn't know that, awesome to finally see it, shame it had to be in *this* show

@SeamusDunmaggotin Ай бұрын

I could sense a disturbance in the sarcasm, It was as if all creation cried out in agony...

@IphigeniaAtAulis Ай бұрын

If I could get this guy to do a running commentary for all the episodes of The Alcolyte, I would watch everyone.

@TheDrodder 29 күн бұрын

I've never seen a brand stick such a large middle to its customers. It'd be like if McDonalds turned its entire menu vegan

@Gabriel-uu4jt 29 күн бұрын

That's legit the funniest acolyte video I've watched. Thanks for bringing it like that it's refreshing and funny AF

@leemansius6078 Ай бұрын

Truly we live in the golden age of pop culture. Unfortunately great art has a price. Every episode costs 2 Godzilla minus Ones. And stacking Star Wars toys at Ollie’s doesn’t pay the bills

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

What a brave and stunning review Truly a masterpiece of all time I cried at the end 😭😭

@S.M.A.Batista 29 күн бұрын

When I saw Master Tokyo. I died 😂😂

@jedieknight72 Ай бұрын

Finally someone sees this masterpiece for what it truly is!

@LuisSierra42 Ай бұрын

YAAS YAAS

@intotheunknown21 Ай бұрын

belongs to the trash

@TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack 29 күн бұрын

SKSSKKSSKSKKSKSKS

@ObservantPiratePlus 29 күн бұрын

"The Power of One, The Power of Two, The Power of TUUUUUNNNNAAAAA!!!!

@LukeLovesRose 27 күн бұрын

😂

@lordmuaddib Ай бұрын

the only shill i trust!

@reddeaddude2187 Ай бұрын

8:21 You fookin killed me mate. Cheers!

@lavalleeverdun Ай бұрын

"A mean plot pie..." Roared with laughter on that one.

@hamiltoncox7651 Ай бұрын

"Master Seoul"...how did no one make that connection brfore? Brilliant.

@mustang607 Ай бұрын

Even with the Acolyte, woke still hasn't gone far enough. By it's very nature, woke can never go too far.

@mikebryant614 29 күн бұрын

Correct, it can by it's nature, never be " Woke" enough, and will continue to grow in it's absurdity in order to survive. We have not even begun to see the true power of the Woke Side.

@eyeofrage7025 27 күн бұрын

The Power of One! The Power of Two! The power of Flopping!!

@nobodyreally834 Ай бұрын

There will probably be a General Tso Chicken at some point.

@freedone. Ай бұрын

Well, you took your fine time shooting out this vid but we're glad you eluded the grasp of the DEI Empire...

@davidmorgan1038 Ай бұрын

3 months!!!? ..totally forgiven. Sexism has decreased by 53% since The Acolyte’s debut…

@shanew5957 Ай бұрын

Just checked a few days ago to make sure I didnt get unsubbed. Welcome back!!

@khairabergui Ай бұрын

I have missed you😂😂😂 welcome back🎉 FROM DENMARK WITH LOVE 🤗

@germanxmascookie Ай бұрын

How does Woke Critic have only 49k subscribers?? This is the most brilliant channel on KZfaq.

@michaelstephens9852 Ай бұрын

The critical drinker is hilarious.

@Andromedon777 29 күн бұрын

On all of KZfaq...hm

@blackmantis3130 27 күн бұрын

People don't get sarcasm

@jimmynoneya2584 27 күн бұрын

"Master Tokyo" had me laughing so hard excellent

@jimmynoneya2584 27 күн бұрын

HOW IS THIS CHANNEL NOT AT A MILLION PLUS SUBS! It's genius, hilarious and well-written thank you sir!

@Cryptosifu Ай бұрын

Look if Smile-o Ren doesn’t notice that foreshadowed tattoo from Episode 1, all is truly lost. 😂

@Tony-sq8vq Ай бұрын

oh sarcasm supreme 😛

@jasonc209 29 күн бұрын

You have been gone too long,brother. Good to see you back!

@WILLIAMMORALES-gw1zz Ай бұрын

So in a galaxy where all diff species gets along, they somehow don't accept the alphabet witches, is because they are annoying AF?

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

even the vacuum of space rejects them

@glenrack-zl2ot Ай бұрын

My head touch the back of my feet when he say "Vegan Annie Lennox"

@WestOzMT Ай бұрын

Lightsaber haircut ground breaking.

@Andromedon777 29 күн бұрын

Remember how girls try not to burn their hair with an iron?

@Papamarmottin Ай бұрын

That was witty and frankly hilarious. Thanks you :)

@NinaReviewsThings 12 күн бұрын

LMAO Im laughing so much thank you! 😂 “You can have your cake and eat it. But just dont share it with a man - especially this guy” 😂

@KarateWerewolf Ай бұрын

Amazing show. They spent their 180 million budget well. I hope they make 10 more seasons. 😂

@fishertheadore6095 Ай бұрын

I was waiting for this One, I can't wait for Him to *Cook.*

@paulnolan4971 15 күн бұрын

I HAD to click. Did not disappoint in the first 30 seconds. I love our appetite for sarcasm and the ability to express it. SUBBED.

@martinstuvland8620 Ай бұрын

Satire done right. 2:50 "and a pineapple" caught me completely off guard. Cracked me up! 🤣 4:07 Nice reference! Honestly. Generally good references all over the board! Adding to favorites.

@rayharvey1330 Ай бұрын

Han Solo slipping on a banana peel and falling off a bridge to his death was the worst thing that ever happened in Star Wars.😢 Oddly...it's the same fate that befell Captain Kirk.😮

@corning1 Ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for you man lol

@janibeg3247 14 күн бұрын

a true masterpiece. Soon to be kept by the Library of Congress

@TexasGamer_05 8 сағат бұрын

I was actually about to crash out when I heard “while males” then realized the sarcasm. Holy balls😭🤣🤣🤣

@bcal8118 Ай бұрын

He's Back!!

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

and he's black Diversity is our strength

@Traktrysa Ай бұрын

YOU COME BACK!

@HugoArgentina Ай бұрын

To be fair I already knew it was awesome, but one cannot be sure without your confirmation. Welcome back!

@kevinbuja8105 29 күн бұрын

You Brits are the best at dry, sarcastic humor. I laughed so hard, I had to subscribe.

@SturmAH Ай бұрын

Finally! ❤

@humbertocastellanos6417 Ай бұрын

👏

@jrc99us 29 күн бұрын

2:34 DUDE! I was eating! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@mchammer5592 Ай бұрын

Dude! I’ve been waiting for this more than any other commentary 😂

@Spyritmyx Ай бұрын

love your channel. welcome back.

@nlpnick Ай бұрын

The critics videos look better than the show itself

@KikiLaxmi 25 күн бұрын

Ohhhh the sarcasm!!! It was exactly what I needed!!! 😘😘😘

@EddieBloecher 28 күн бұрын

What wonderful sarcasm!!! SUBSCRIBED! LOL

@abcde1054 Ай бұрын

The best reviewer!

@Elongated_Muskrat Ай бұрын

We need The Acolyte to make Andor look better by comparison

@blackdynamite_5470 Ай бұрын

Andor was always good, you coward

@kataisa3 13 күн бұрын

“Vegan Annie Lennox” 🤣

@theredcheddar1756 27 күн бұрын

Bro can make anything rhyme he should honestly consider being a poet

@pollockm Ай бұрын

Glad you are back.

@MrDreddyp 29 күн бұрын

If you judge people by what the do the people who made star wars are super super racist and super super sexist. When will people learn reverse racism is just that racism and the same goes for sexism.