As a russian i can say krokus wont mean anything but ISIS for next 3 decades
@konekogremory89572 ай бұрын
Gwimbly of stardew valley
@Lotus-sp6cu2 ай бұрын
I honestly think Sebastian being completely absent from this is the funniest part. Bro is still down in the damn basement
@GoroAkechi_Real2 ай бұрын
Minus his six heart event. He shows up exclusively to play DND and then leaves.
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
@GoroAkechi_Real me Fr fr
@fusionmoth67162 ай бұрын
Memento- you get the point
@StoneNibbler2 ай бұрын
He’s the one who posted this slander video
@NicoleFlores-hq5nh2 ай бұрын
@@StoneNibblerThat explains why Sam's wasn't even a slander, true loyalty to his bestie
@salvatoredantonio24132 ай бұрын
I marry Leah cause l like her character and that shes an artist, you marry Leah cause you cant marry Robin and have to pretend
@stork78922 ай бұрын
Me too
@animeotaku3072 ай бұрын
Likewise! Only character I lament not being able to romance is Sandy
@MorbidFayde2 ай бұрын
Fr Leah is genuinely great IMO. One of the few characters who stays likeable the entire game
@MrDuncanBelfast2 ай бұрын
Little of Column A, little of Column B.
@juanjuri6127Ай бұрын
Look,
@sinfuriated68992 ай бұрын
"Robin is married to demetrius" I felt that one...
@Endersynth2 ай бұрын
We all do.
@appleinxed2 ай бұрын
i got her up to 3 hearts before I found out she was married... because of a cutscene. i dunno what i thought seeing demitrius in her house, i just didnt question it until the cutscene
@imbadatdis2 ай бұрын
shes first person i wanted to date when my friend bring me to play this game for the first time, then she told me shes married to demetrius and i was like WTF NOOOOO
@Whydoyouneedtoknow7762 ай бұрын
Right, interracial marraiges are gross!
@Chewbakaya2 ай бұрын
@@appleinxed time for mods
@DuckMayonnaise012 ай бұрын
Clint and Pierre waiting for Lewis to join the fight over who is hated most
@gferrol1182 ай бұрын
Nah, he's on the side taking everyones bet money, so he can make another solid gold statue of himself
@DuckMayonnaise012 ай бұрын
@@gferrol118 quite likely tbf
@pyechos2 ай бұрын
don't forget demetrius
@federationofbread2 ай бұрын
@@pyechos nah man, Demetrius is catching strays just cause he married a hot milf.
@bobertastic65412 ай бұрын
@@pyechos why you hate demetrius
@thatwasntacatnip2 ай бұрын
"Me marrying Emily only to make Clint salty"
@wawacat65682 ай бұрын
I literally always marry Emily just so I can rub it in his face. I love the clothing therapy event, where Clint comes in and just says "Oh.. I understand. Congrats [player name]" always makes me so happy. Also she seems like one of the only bachlorettes who actually devote themselves to you.
@MikeEhrmantraut5982 ай бұрын
I like dating with emily just to see her dream that looks like she is high
@IAmTheStig322 ай бұрын
"You won, Farmer. Enjoy Emily, I hope she makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Farmer. You ruined my life -- completely -- so you could have the waifu."
@ItzEliixX2 ай бұрын
Could hear his screaming and crying “objection” at your wedding 💀☠️
@slimebunny57002 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I don't hate a character in a game so much for no reason to take joy in their fake suffering 🙏
@xbirds91872 ай бұрын
Pam after crashing the fucking bus and breaking it but getting the same job after the bus is fixed: 😒
@Gamesux4212 ай бұрын
Never once in my life have I bought the house upgrade for her
@dfquartzidn61512 ай бұрын
@@Gamesux421That house upgrade felt like so much more work than the rest of the entirety of my brother and I’s previous min maxing journey, let me tell ya, holy shit. It seemed worth it though. Looks fancier than the any player farmer’s house.
@appleinxed2 ай бұрын
my whole inspiration for buying it was penny. i honestly would probably only buy it after i had nothing else to do if it was just for pam. penny though. first romanceable i married. sure she may no longer be my main pick but she does hold a special place in my heart. "you never forget your first love" as they say
@dfquartzidn61512 ай бұрын
@@appleinxed That’s very sweet ❤️
@katjosephperez87722 ай бұрын
I intend on providing the supplies AND paying for Robin’s labor (like heal housework oc, but Robin isn’t being charitable) again. I’m very close to 10 hearts with everyone for the first time, so I care a bit more about Penny this time. Last time, I helped for the same reason Robin did. That trailer is ugly. I was having Trash Bear clean my town, and I just wanted to snap Pam’s plastic lawn chair in half. Chuck it in the dumpster behind the train tracks. Anything
@deuteragonisthoku2 ай бұрын
i can’t fix shane but he can make me worse
@rokukou2 ай бұрын
Due to amateur writing his whole plotline is actually you fixing him..
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
@@rokukou no, the player doesn't really do anything, they just stay by his side and the most they ever do is taking him to the hospital. Shane takes all the desicions he has to take to get better. He wasn't forced to go apologize to the player and tell them he's getting better, but he did. He wasn't forced to not roll over and throw himself off the cliff, but he still didn't do it. Shane's arc is about having a friend (maybe eventually lover) being there for you even when you think you don't deserve it.
@Sharie_mabariАй бұрын
That's the spirit
@rokukouАй бұрын
@@mertensiam3384 That's a good way to think about it thank you :)
@TheActionAskАй бұрын
@@mertensiam3384 And then it gets undone when you marry him because the dev forgot about all that and just went "oh right shane is the drunk one" when making his new dialogue
@mcdoodoojohnjohnson60932 ай бұрын
I love Shane’s friendship arc but I hate his romantic arc YOU CANNOT FIX HIM
@Sarydormi2 ай бұрын
Counterpoint: mods
@mcdoodoojohnjohnson60932 ай бұрын
@@Sarydormi fair lmao
@BoomKatz2 ай бұрын
that's what makes him feel so realistic as a character
@mcdoodoojohnjohnson60932 ай бұрын
@@BoomKatz I agree I wouldn’t want to change his character I personally just don’t enjoy romancing him he’s not my type lol
@snailssilly2 ай бұрын
both his life and wellbeing improve a LOT after he marries you so i beg to differ on that and i think it's realistic too since he does still have some flaws that gives him more personality, so there is that too
@Dr_Mortis_SCP2 ай бұрын
In regards to Linus and “Krokus”, I would like to add that I’ve never met someone who hated Willy either
@visencorp65022 ай бұрын
People just forget he exist
@Shy_002Ай бұрын
Bro just shows up, gives you a free fishing rod. And then shows up later to ferry you to an island for basically no money
@elongatedsedation32416 күн бұрын
Finally, another Willy enjoyer.
@Whiterunguard45511 күн бұрын
Dude willy is just a legend I always get my fishing skill maxed the first (because it's the easiest) TO HONOR HIM And Honestly how can you hate a character like him he is so simple and why's i like him Just me rambling about fishing And because it's fun in my opinion to fish it's just so calm (most of the time) and peaceful I use it to pass time or earn extra cash But sadly in the later stages of the game fishing became useless because you earn so much money by farming or taking care of animals
@NikoKuehne7 күн бұрын
@@Whiterunguard455you know the game isnt about making the most money possible, right? why play a game if the point is to increase a pointless number?
@evansears7112 ай бұрын
Linus is probably my favorite character in the game. Bro’s got nothing to his name but a heart of gold, and he’s willing to risk it for you when a bat knocks you down deep in the mines.
@TheMegatuz2 ай бұрын
Or dive to find you at the bottom of the ocean when you pass out during your Night Market dive.
@InvidiousIgnoramusАй бұрын
He is a pure soul, completely unhateable
@oksyyyy333Ай бұрын
He does steal a few coins from your pocket when he finds you unconscious though
@EchoRossАй бұрын
@@oksyyyy333i thought he would say that he saw others run off after rummaging through your pockets? iirc he doesn’t like the treasure chest because he thinks money is a curse
@sydneyb0930Ай бұрын
I hate Linus because he once said "i saw someone rummaging through your pockets... I have no idea how much money they took..." And I lost 15,000G. 😑😐
@jamblastwizard2 ай бұрын
harvey turning into seaniedew got me 😭
@sydneyb0930Ай бұрын
SAME 😂
@gammabytez2 ай бұрын
alex isn’t cool. he’s just kind of some guy. and that’s why being an alex enjoyer is fun
@fart632 ай бұрын
Alex is only interesting to marry if you’re playing the male farmer, he’s kind of weird if you play as a woman.
@blastortoise07852 ай бұрын
Someone finally understands
@gammabytez2 ай бұрын
@@fart63 sorry i’m a gay man i forgot about this 😔 sorry women
@pudu55602 ай бұрын
@@fart63 the same can be said with haley. if you marry her as the male farmer is kind of meh, but if you do as the female farmer it's better
@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx2 ай бұрын
i edge to alex
@oserty2 ай бұрын
you know when i talked to haley for the first time she said i had shitty clothes, and still, something in me made me gift her a flower, and she looked so happy to receive it that i gave her another the next day, and then during the flower dance thing i invited her for a dance (thinking that 2 hearts is enough for a dance between friends) and she literally said "ew… no", and i went 😨😨😍😍 and immediately started an "eight hearts with haley" speedrun, so maybe you’re right
@plasmoasis2 ай бұрын
youre so right
@MooRhy2 ай бұрын
I'm keeping all the trash I get from fishing only to give it to Haley
@Gamed-dd7tj2 ай бұрын
It was bittersweet when she became a nice person and stopped insulting me
@ComradeBreadАй бұрын
@@Gamed-dd7tj "Yea great personal growth babe but can you please step on me?"
@rohitsawant4212Ай бұрын
@@MooRhythat's hate right there
@Elite_Tauren_Chieftain2 ай бұрын
When I learned Robin was married to Demetrius I almost stopped my first playthrough. Then I encountered Caroline. My disappointment became more severe
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
No dateable milfs 😭
@amandapanda24322 ай бұрын
play the stardew valley expanded mod there's a datable milf and she's RICH
@gianstb2 ай бұрын
To be fair, if I was a woman, I would marry Demetrius too, man is just so intelligent and interesting, I just befriend him in every playthrough
@thebees98242 ай бұрын
@@gianstb sure, but he's a shit dad
@MohitGosavi-zs9gv2 ай бұрын
@@FloppaGaming845 DUDE WATCH THOSE WORDS 😂😂
@SpaceMonkeyBoi2 ай бұрын
Babies: "I like Leah!" Children: "I like Krobus!" REAL men: "why's Linus kinda... 🥵"
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
And they were ROOMATES
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
Oh wait
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
My dumbass just realized it says Linus and not krobus
@KelekonaАй бұрын
Linus get big sad if you ask him to live on your farm tho >:
@Whiterunguard45511 күн бұрын
@@Kelekonareally? when i had the choice I chose to leave him And he was cool about it I think he says something about being afraid of you asking him to live with him
@myobrave63452 ай бұрын
Harvey is just HARVEY
@gabrielaragon95622 ай бұрын
Doctor jumpscare
@segundorama86262 ай бұрын
He's already perfect
@thejayinator5852 ай бұрын
Harvey is being used as a slur here 😭
@Blanch590Ай бұрын
@@thejayinator585H*rv*y
@kojicuxtАй бұрын
i hate that man lmao
@McPoshua2 ай бұрын
Marnie staring at the microwave for hours at a time
@paskasaatana4205 күн бұрын
”mmm… microwave pizza”
@frogoverlord34712 ай бұрын
Linus freaks me out with that one scene when he makes "special bait,"
@proredfly94102 ай бұрын
especially with the squishing noises😭
@anonymousfart2 ай бұрын
yeah dude i fr thought i was gonna get murdered
@katarzvna2 ай бұрын
@@anonymousfartI always thought we had to pay for the bait with our body ☠️ like, the rhythmic squishing noises tripped me up when I was younger
@treacherous-doctor2 ай бұрын
the seaniedew harvey cosplay was such a jumpscare
@thatwasntacatnip2 ай бұрын
The best part is that he doesn't even need to cosplay. Mustache and hair always sells it.
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
@treacherous-doctor cosplay? What are you talking about, I just put Harvey twice
@KyoushaPumpItUp2 ай бұрын
The fact that you can't make a wine out of a tomato in the game despite being labelled a fruit still baffles me to this day.
@oexmi2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the game labels it as vegetable, contrary to Demetrius lol
@KyoushaPumpItUp2 ай бұрын
@@oexmi it's labelled as fruit on my end
@oexmi2 ай бұрын
@@KyoushaPumpItUp okay so i logged in just to check it out and it does say vegetable for me (mobile, pc and wiki)
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
@@oexmi funnily enough, Demetrius is wrong. A tomato is BOTH a vegetable and a fruit. Something being a fruit doesn't mean it's not a vegetable lol
@h.w.44822 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure those are mutually exclusive
@animeotaku3072 ай бұрын
I don’t care if liking Leah makes me like everyone else. Basic stuff is liked for a reason!
@gabrielaragon95622 ай бұрын
Based
@thefrozenbanana55452 ай бұрын
Fr your other options are crazy drug lady, doormat, spousal abuse, nerd and goth girl. Leah just likes art and wine which is pretty based
@pocketNonsense2 ай бұрын
@@thefrozenbanana5545 art, wine, and hates society so she lives alone in the woods away from everybody. Mega based
@IzzySarru2 ай бұрын
@@thefrozenbanana5545 She's basically a hipster who romanticizes the small town lifestyle stereotype.
@Rynewulf2 ай бұрын
@@IzzySarruand thats like the fanbase too what's your point?
@whiteknight14792 ай бұрын
That Robin is accurate. My disappointment was in imaginable.
@narutoxley2 ай бұрын
You can't fix Shane, you can only help him fix himself.
@RealDanteS012 ай бұрын
You can't even do that.
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
@@RealDanteS01 except you do. You literally do help him better himself. Him having relapses doesn't erase his progress.
@narutoxley2 ай бұрын
@@mertensiam3384 exactly, for one to trully change, they need to fail again and again and understand that the fact they are actively trying to be better and change bad habits, then little by little failures stop happening so frequently, until you succede
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
@@narutoxley finally someone who understands
@Stefan_Ethishan2 ай бұрын
@@narutoxley This guy gets it.
@nikoccx2 ай бұрын
This shit is so accurate (beside the Alex part, if u make him gae, then he won't be that boring)
@YourBFAstro2 ай бұрын
Alex is actually one of the best bachelor's for a male farmer imo. His character arc (alongside George's) is so darn cute
@calluxdoaron1903Ай бұрын
Gae is the way.
@thejayinator5852 ай бұрын
It’s not Elliott’s writing that made me choose him. It’s how utterly ridiculously pretentious he is. And the hair.
@clovercurator79972 ай бұрын
As an Elliott romancer, I know his writing is straight ass and I love him anyway ❤
@Nortarachanges2 ай бұрын
He wrote all about a planet’s incredibly tedious politics for a whole book… for me
@Stefan_Ethishan2 ай бұрын
He is trash. But he is my trash.
@ghostsoffishandcrows73412 ай бұрын
He's just like me frfr and that's why i love him
@Wisprea2 ай бұрын
'willy enjoyers' 😂😂😂
@TheJared382 ай бұрын
Penny is a Saint and perfect as is, and I will hear no ill word towards her.
@xbirds91872 ай бұрын
No objections
@kasmyalcnkaya44402 ай бұрын
finally, someone who has common sense
@plasmoasis2 ай бұрын
she mistreats the disabled, remember when she pushed george without asking his permission? how would you feel if you were disabled and trying to do something only for someone to shove you out of the way? it makes you feel like you have no control over your life anymore. and she gets mad at you for calling her out?
@Nortarachanges2 ай бұрын
@@plasmoasis, she apologized when called out. Girl was raised by an angry drunk in a trailer and spends her days teaching children who aren’t hers. She’s trying her damn best
@NoFluАй бұрын
Best woman 👍🏻
@LemonMoon2 ай бұрын
I feel like that Leah one applies more to Abigail, I never see people talk about Leah
@wojak-sensei642425 күн бұрын
Honestly, I marry Leah for the storyline it makes in my head. I just think she makes the most sense as your wife. You're both very canny, helpful and hard-working people on the outskirts of town, you both spend your childhood in Pelican Town before moving to the big city, you both decided to come here for a fresh start in life, you're both gambling hard on making it in the valley because there's not much left to go back to in the city. I don't know, that just seems to be the most logical pairing. Two ambitious city dwellers helping each other out and finding happiness, success, and love away from all the noise and hassle of modern living. Also, her dialogues are very good. Especially the Summit scene: _“I think we've both found what we were looking for in this place. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but here with you.”_ That's some Tenki no Ko, Kimi no Nawa love story shit, bro. I love that shit.
@Skolljarn2 ай бұрын
When I was young and oblivious I hated Linus. I thought every time I passed out it was him stealing my money and hated him for it. Now I have aged, and with that I have wizened, and learned the LINUS IS A FUCKING G 👑
@gabrielaragon95622 ай бұрын
Also he was an adventurer with the wizard
@LemonMoon2 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure the dwarf is the one stealing your stuff
@Skolljarn2 ай бұрын
@@LemonMoon I never thought about that. That makes a lot more sense than linus lying about it, thanks
@seilaoque4046Ай бұрын
@@LemonMoonMarlon. How do you think he always has your "lost items"?
@TrollerNinja6942021 күн бұрын
@@seilaoque4046maybe he knows everything
@I_fkinhatepiper2 ай бұрын
1:20 "I didn't understand a thing but the flashing lights were mesmerising!" -Dwarf “I got all this stuff from the surface. I just take it from your people during the night. Hmm? What is this concept you call "private property"?” -Dwarf he's just like me fr
@wildtamer44612 ай бұрын
alex is only interesting when hes gay, straight alex cant hurt me he doesnt exist
@whitesoul1.1.092 ай бұрын
A Man of quality you are !
@amandamartin27092 ай бұрын
I missed slander memes so much, thank you for this true art
@lucy96982 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I partially picked Elliot cause I felt bad for the poor lonely depressed writer living in a shack by the sea. He's kinda like a cat I picked up off the street 😅🤣
@mettatonfanboyАй бұрын
"My interest in Emily after 1 conversation" mfs when this drug-addict looks at you through the screen in the most sinister way possible at 2-heart event:
@goddeath6425Ай бұрын
*"Emily is a crazy drug-addict"* mfs when they turn on their TV first thing in the morning to watch a lady using crystals to talk to ghosts and predict luck:
@pageturner29582 ай бұрын
0:43 Consider: Soldiers in this world use Warp Totems to get to places quickly Do with that what you will
@ralcogaming767417 күн бұрын
He specifically says they gave them to him in a PoW camp meaning they tried to get him to leave
@PrinceLearStanАй бұрын
Everyone's talking about their favourite bachelor/bachelorette and then there's me in the background with Sebastian-
@NicoleFlores-hq5nhАй бұрын
hello fellow sebastian enjoyer
@PrinceLearStanАй бұрын
@@NicoleFlores-hq5nh hello
@BerriBerriLunchbox2 ай бұрын
Shane is my favorite Even I know you can't fix him but who said I wanted to? I might even make him worse
@Ld17_2 ай бұрын
Lmao you give him alcohol? 😭
@funfactmaker49242 ай бұрын
@@Ld17_loved gift!
@BerriBerriLunchbox2 ай бұрын
@@Ld17_ Yessir ♡
@IAmTheStig322 ай бұрын
So there are people who... hate Evelyn? Where are they?
@whitesoul1.1.092 ай бұрын
Can i join you ?
@gabrielaragon95622 ай бұрын
Maybe a little talk can change their mind (a talk with a gun)
@Soju_Enthusiast2 ай бұрын
DEMETRIUS DOES NOT DESERVE ROBIN
@P3ndejosG4ng2 ай бұрын
DEMETRIUS IS STUPID IM COOL
@gianstb2 ай бұрын
Robin deserves Demetrius and Demetrius deserves Robin, both are just the best characters in the game (Linus not included, he's a god, not a character)
@Soju_Enthusiast2 ай бұрын
@@gianstb ok now I know you're trolling cuz there is no way in hell Demetrius is one of the best characters lmao
@gianstb2 ай бұрын
@@Soju_Enthusiast Never trolled in my entire life
@TrollerNinja6942021 күн бұрын
@@gianstbexcept you are
@midknightgames-pt5cc2 ай бұрын
ok the linus and krobus one is so true there like my favorite town npcs T_T
@funfactmaker49242 ай бұрын
Town npc
@averageamphibian2 ай бұрын
i like penny because she's cute and she's nice to me :)
@simbachvazo6530Ай бұрын
Demetrius pretending Sebastien doesn't exist:
@lemonadesw33tie2 ай бұрын
One thing that really ticks me off is that people NEED to "fix" Shane. You can't "fix" him, nor any other mentally ill person. It's ofc always nice to have someone who there's to be supportive and be helpful, but don't have a savior complex
@CultofHappwer2 ай бұрын
I never wanted to fix him just help him personally
@apokalypthoapokalypsys95732 ай бұрын
Change "fix" for "help" if you don't like the word. Suicidal people need help and that's a fact.
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
I don't like how either group of people ever treats Shane. On one hand you have the people you mention, that try to say they're "fixing" him. On the other hand, you have weirdos saying that he regresses and that he's horrible for having a relapse. You truly can't win if you like Shane for how true and realistic his story feels as a mentally ill person. Worst part is, in canon, the farmer doesn't do much. They're there for Shane, and they show their support, but all the desicions Shane take are his own. Nobody "fixes" him, he betters himself and puts in extra effort to even apologize to the farmer for being rude and for what he made them go through. Most Stardew Valley players are sooooo weird about mental illness no matter where you look.
@lemonadesw33tie2 ай бұрын
@@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 I said fix because that's what some of the fandom wants to do and that's why I also put it into quotations. I'm not saying you can't help people who are suicidal or struggling, I'm saying you cannot fully change them to become better. They themselves have to gradually become better and it's not okay for anyone to take full responsibility and personally believe they can make someone not want to commit anymore because that's just not how it works.
@lemonadesw33tie2 ай бұрын
@@JohnZombi88 Ew, do you want a cookie for not being a decent human being? Jeez man, grow some moral values.
@Finelyprecise2 ай бұрын
The Evelyn one killed me 💀🏴☠️☠️
@ellie57802 ай бұрын
it's so funny to me that abigail eats rocks and she even tells you to bring her a snack if you're going to the mines lmao
@bighoodie43152 ай бұрын
Me doing the most advanced math possible to figure out the nanosecond i can get to the saloon right when elliot gets there on the 1 day a week he goes there (he does not exist any other time) OR me being a runner and a track star dashing all over the map trying to figure out where he is every day
@magena1202 ай бұрын
Nah bro that Sam one was accurate af
@lopsie74792 ай бұрын
penny PUSHES the old man in the wheelchair and you're telling me she doesn't do anything interesting? bro dont get me started on her first date being in the SPA
@iamterrible253Ай бұрын
A stardew valley slander is literally incomplete without Pam. 2 stars.
@emilyggg2 ай бұрын
evelyn when you give her literal trash (broken glasses) :)
@heraclesshow59462 ай бұрын
Has anyone that hate Willy? I think him and Linus are the two giga chads.
@tigdakid2 ай бұрын
Yall don’t like Emily cus you didnt really drink the wizards elixir. Once you drink that irl, you’ll get it.
@CherriliciousPlumpilicious2 ай бұрын
Elliotts writing may not be peek... But he looks like a fucking Disney prince thats can talk to animals and im down bad-
@AndrewJohnson-ny5nx2 ай бұрын
Haley is best girl. No one likes her initially, but it's nice to see her opinion of your character and their work change as you progress the relationship.
@blacklight683Ай бұрын
3:04 as a willy enjoyer and a maru lover i can confirm both, i love fishing and am about to make the freshest of gifts🗣🔥
@nathanblackburn11932 ай бұрын
I don't think anyone hates Willy Speaking of which I don't really care about any of the marriage options but I'd 100% marry Willy or the Wizard
@existential_horror50452 ай бұрын
i had a mod for that but idk if it has been updated for 1.6 yet
@DrunkJerboa2 ай бұрын
honestly,same dilfs are the best
@alpacawithouthat9872 ай бұрын
Haley haters telling you that she sucks because she’s mean at first (they like Shane)
@LAZERAK47V2Ай бұрын
THIS
@dmin578210 күн бұрын
Me who's cool with both but still acknowledges their flaws:
@the1misscinny2 ай бұрын
Feeding Pam an aged pale ale just before she drives me to the desert-
@confusingTM2 ай бұрын
Penny doesn't do anything interesting she just reads man she's just like me for real (that and I like the decorations because God knows I don't do any decorating)
@FilbieTron2 ай бұрын
The devastation I felt when I couldn’t marry Sandy tho…
@skyr52472 ай бұрын
This is unrealistic bc nobody actually uses the slingshot
@notmuch_23Ай бұрын
But have you considered... *_EXPLOSIVE AMMO?!?_* Makes clearing rocks close to walls a breeze, and it's a quick way to finish mummies if you don't have a crusader weapon.
@skyr5247Ай бұрын
@@notmuch_23 but. Cherry bombs and regular bombs though....
@notmuch_23Ай бұрын
@@skyr5247 ...have a delay before they go off. Explosive ammo just has flight time. Both have their uses.
@BucketsGaming232 ай бұрын
I am a gay man that likes sports. Alex is literally perfect to me. I understand this ain't common... it's insane how Alex is the best gay candidate and the worst straight candidate
@lucasd.67462 ай бұрын
But why is that? I would think woman would like him, coz hes s jock who does that steryotype American highschool shit u see in movies. I dated Haley but its like shes the female version of him
@minervasucicorbegoso2097Ай бұрын
@@lucasd.6746 woman here, can confirm I have zero interest in Alex, but gay men simp for him lmao
@lucasd.6746Ай бұрын
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 what character did u marry in stardew? My first one were penny, the second time i played it was haley.
@minervasucicorbegoso2097Ай бұрын
@@lucasd.6746 Leah and if I had to pick a guy it'd be Elliot, the female characters are more interesting to me 😂
@lucasd.6746Ай бұрын
@@minervasucicorbegoso2097 didnt expect that. Elliot seens like the most boring character to me. If I played as a female, maybe I would try Sam or Sebastian lol
@StrangeCreatue13Ай бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again, i don't want to "fix" Shane! He fixes himself, and your farmer supports him!
@KyoushaPumpItUp2 ай бұрын
Penny still best girl
@inkubus6192Ай бұрын
Damn straight!
@Galarticuno2 ай бұрын
I’m glad we’re still in agreement that Seanie Dew is just Harvey
@ash-dl8ff2 ай бұрын
idk why but the George one took me tf out
@ItzEliixX2 ай бұрын
Me divorcing Sam just to let Krobus live at my place:
@SmugLilBugger16 күн бұрын
"Robin is married" NexusMods: "Are you sure about that?"
@decomposedcorpse518615 күн бұрын
Lewis after standing in front of the calender the entire day so I can't check it:
@PrincessBouncyBall17142 ай бұрын
I like Leah because I am a lesbian
@FloppaGaming8452 ай бұрын
That’s understandable. It’s like Alex being boring to date unless you’re male.
@hopepapernacky2 ай бұрын
I was NOT expecting Shane's cliff cutscene bro I play games to escape real life (having to talk someone down from suicide) but he's a super good character and I love him But Harvey and Elliott are my boys
@cy9jd7862 ай бұрын
as a Elliott fan that's exactly how i see him when reading every interaction with him
@MalkeTFC2 ай бұрын
Thumbnail should've been Haley or Abigail
@EliasSaPagibigAyMalas2 ай бұрын
Some people weirdly hates linus lol they say he’s being irresponsible by not working and living like a caveman
@archidiumАй бұрын
If the entire town became infected with a weird disease everyone would probably point fingers at him for not being vaccinated so i get their point lmao Linus is cool but i don't understand him. Sometimes he says he doesnt like sticking around in a place for too long but he literally lives in his tent the whole game and during the ice event he mentions having a 'second home' in the form of an igloo would be too much of a hassle. Then he comments on wanting to live off of what nature provides him and yet he's scavenging trashbins for leftovers in cutscenes... He says hes happy living on his own but yet he sticks around in town events and sh*t Like dude do you want to become a part of the community and follow the "unspoken rules of civilization and etiquette" or not, make up your mind He's nothing but kind to the player which is great but i feel his characterization is a bit all over the place
@Caca-yq2di21 күн бұрын
The other day Shane said that he’s happy and is in a good place… He needs me fr fr. I helped him feel more alive. What a wonderful feeling of fulfilment. WHO AM I KIDDING SHAANE MY BBG I NEED HIM 😭😭😭 I CANT EVEN FARM WHEN I DONT HAVE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭
@sleepynoodle65942 ай бұрын
I don't know why other players usually seem so down on Shane, sad people deserve love too ❤ I like how there is a character that represents those with depression in stardew, his story really touched my heart.
@ralcogaming767417 күн бұрын
Yes but for what ever reason if you Marry him he starts drinking again
@2Mikoo_16 күн бұрын
@@ralcogaming7674 He doesn't leave his addiction at all, but still he stops drinking on a daily basis.. Which is still a lot better. Expecting him to be a saint after marriage is unrealistic at some point
@ralcogaming767416 күн бұрын
@@2Mikoo_ his room is covered in bottles and cans is anything he's worse after marriage
@Jenna_TaliaАй бұрын
1:52 I feel like concernedape wanted players to be lured into a bait and switch with Emily cause she kisses you no matter your relationship level and is very easy to gift. Then when you do you find out she's into poodoo crystalmancy or whatever.
@ralcogaming767417 күн бұрын
She wasn't originally a marriage candidate. All of the Clint hate is unjustified when you realize Clint's story was about being in love with Emily long before you as the player could marry her. Concernedape screwed up not Clint.
@dmin578211 күн бұрын
Except magic is real in SDV. Crystals have magic in them. Even the Junimos love crystals according to that one book. Emily has already displayed psychic abilities and the ability to communicate to parrots by that point. Why do people hate her again?
@LittleGreenPearl2 ай бұрын
Krobus is cute but I find it unfair how you can roommate him but not the Dwarf. The dwarf is awesome, they have bombs, gadgets, and their technology make your combat/mining OP.
@SillySkull2 ай бұрын
Nah you can’t out us Haley enjoyers like that, it’s not true I swear 😭
@TheGamingDoggo7 күн бұрын
George and Harvey just being their names with a full stop
@Ry001462 ай бұрын
THE YOUNG SHELDON CLIP GOT ME ROLLING
@sultan_38642 ай бұрын
As a fishing enjoyer i can confirm that is true
@ThePolice23313 күн бұрын
The last one actually scared me fr
@slimebunny57002 ай бұрын
Clint is fine and just a socially awkward guy who seems like he migbt be autistic tbh. Pierre I don't like that he sells your products as his own without saying he got it from you at all but it isnt the worst thing. Lewis genuinely seems to suck, he doesn't have to have marnie as a secret and the statue made of gold is incredibly questionable. He could of done something about joja mart actively selling bad products for low prices and being a shady business but he just doesn't probably because it brings in money. The worst of all tho is arguably just the joja guy (cant remember his name) he actively goes out of his way to harm people and the towns local buissness while making his workers suffer. He doesn't care about how his products affect the health of his customers. Hes literally a villain. How some people hate clint so much is beyong me, it's like they're projecting their self hatred onto him cause he doesn't do anything bad. He just doesnt know how to talk to his crush and Concerned Ape forgot to edit his dialog for when you marry emily. (Concerned Ape has overlooked lots of dialog stuff so clint is no different, emily wasn't supposed to be a marriage candidate originally.)
@dmin57822 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd defend Clint, but you're so real for that. Worse, he isn't the only victim of projection in the game. Emily is usually disliked because she reminds people of antivaxxers and toxic hippies, even though she has done nothing close to being as bad. Heck, she's one of the best people in the town morally. It's all really disheartening tbh
@archidiumАй бұрын
Surprisingly a lot of characters in Stardew get hate for silly meme reasons. Clint is (extremely) socially awkward, Emily is not afraid to be different and true to herself and Demetrius is heavily implied to be autistic which explains his no-nonsense and "100% logic" mentality. I really like how deeply thought out all characters are in this game. It's a shame memes ruined some of them and over-glorified others (looking at you Robin)
@jordanriley1436Ай бұрын
@@dmin5782Oh Robin being popular makes complete sense, she hot.
@dmin5782Ай бұрын
@@jordanriley1436 Yeah, I get that. I just wished people wouldn't overglorify her and ignore her flaws.
@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx2 ай бұрын
me unable to pursue Leah because she has the same name as my mother
@imcasualjimm2 ай бұрын
"Well hey there Robin…" **Robin is married to Demetrius** **depressed**
@FilbieTron2 ай бұрын
I greatly enjoy the garbage catalog that I found so I can decorate outside of Clint’s shop to make the outside look like the person inside 😌😌
@Rob_Boss992 ай бұрын
Welp, now I want to sink another 100 hours in stardew.
@thechaoticphoenixx89632 ай бұрын
its funny bc shanes arc is that you literally fix him
@mertensiam33842 ай бұрын
No it's not. The farmer doesn't do ANYTHING other than just being there for him. I don't think you payed any attention to the dialogue lmao
@NoFluАй бұрын
@@mertensiam3384 aren't there also still a bunch of bottles in his spouse room? I mean you fix him somewhat, but he sure ain't "fixed"
@mertensiam3384Ай бұрын
@@NoFlu and that's fine. That's realistic. It's not some savior arc where the all loving farmer comes in and fixes everything for Shane. Shane's the one working towards recovery. Shane's the one taking steps to get better. And Shane's the one making mistakes or having relapses from time to time
@guydude43924 күн бұрын
Gus being the kindest, most wonderful human being for no discernable reason:
@dmin578211 күн бұрын
That's why Emily works for/with him. GOATs recognize one another.
@F3uertrunk3n2 ай бұрын
1:10 the other side of that coin is Lewis.
@melsilva29072 ай бұрын
With all due respect but Shane and Haley are the definition of "I can fix them". People are like: oh my gosh!! My love will turn them in a better person, it's so beautiful!!! Guys, please... Just say you like being humiliated, no kink shaming here
@EternalKhann2 ай бұрын
Dunno, quite the opposite with Haley for me at least. She really triggered me into obtaining her and treating her "meh" after marriage.
@jacobduke3602 ай бұрын
0:14 I know someone hating Linus because of the 5 heart cut scene with him
@EgyptBird2 ай бұрын
and us dwarf enjoyers are sometimes anti krobus
@pericatlagataverde68772 ай бұрын
@@EgyptBird I believe in shadow people and dwarves friendship
@MarcoAntonio-cj2zd2 ай бұрын
0:10 who the hell would hate Willy and Robin?
@archidiumАй бұрын
Robin literally calls your place trash in order for you to give her money for repairs/upgrades, also she doesn't really treat her husband very respectfully. Implied in many cutscenes that she does not respect or understand his passion for his work even though she's probably just as passionate about her own work. Her green rain dialogue covers that very well
@ivankulakov75092 ай бұрын
Caroline was nerfed though.
@XDmonster1000Ай бұрын
Penny enjoyer here, there is a secret note that lists gifts for Pam( says no beer lol), the kids, George and Evelyn, She cares for George and had no ill intention with the pushing cut scene!
@Bonnieslullabybox2 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today.
@TsukiStuffs13 күн бұрын
abigail is a snes nerd with a chrono trigger poster therefore automatically the only option for a spouse