haley isnt mean, you just have a male farmer. she is canonically a lesbian lol

Alex is not that bad, he's just gay

Now do SVE slander.

0:11 Evelin:

Idk i don't like Linus

What did my man clint do 😔

Lets be honest there are 2 NPC you would marry just bc their Husband are kinda Ass. Robin and Caroline

0:10 - Krobus is unironically better roommate than human marriage candidates. Once I got all of the heart events with human candidates, I just said "nah" and went for Krobus in both first and second run. 0:31 - Bro's entire story arc is getting himself out of alcoholism, only to relapse into it the moment you marry him. Shane needed a friend, not a marriage. 0:45 - mfw reading Stardew wiki and seeing that rabbit's foot is universally loved gift, so I can just speedrun the friendship with all villagers (except Penny who likes diamonds). 2:15 - how it feels to start my run with fish smoker, get a quality bobber recipe and charcoal kiln.

WHOOOOO JUNO MY FAVORITE MOVIE HWHWHEHEHHE ALSO- at 2:23 if you pause it quick enough, silly lil picture

My only experience with stardew valley is the few times i played multiplayer years ago. Spent 100% of the time fishing so have no idea who any of the people in this video are lol

I learned how to mod and make pretty good pixel art so I could mod out the black people

can you do & next?!?!

what does the min-maxing caroline part mean

2:08 No I do NOT

Marvin

I cant tell you how happy I am to see genuine human creativity to this whole concept of images to lyrics. I've seen so many ai renditions this is a very nice change of pace, and also fricking hilarious. You nailed it man.

genuinely amazing. Can i get a copy?

My excuse is that I’m gay and Abigail committed murder for me <3

1:50 Emily is always a good choice. I don't know why some of you don't like her. She is the easiest yet the best to choose. Abigail is a close second.

i find a lot of the slides funny

Dude I love tally hall. This is amazing

make it go away made me lose it

lnaooceangate for "implode them" 💀

NOT THE LEAH SLANDER. It's more like Haley or Abigail everyone marries them

this is so silly :D

That's actually cool as hell lmao

0:00 maurice my beloved

I fucking hate Elliot that pompous prick

the last one is so true. youre thinking you paid attention to the conversation and therefore know evelyn better but than she did that

I <3 Shane but something makes my skin crawl when people say they can fix him. WRONG!!!!!!! He fixed himself!!!!! (This isn’t too serious, just a tangent abt him) In my opinion, the player has a small role in his story. Even though they have control over befriending Shane, seeing his heart events, and what they can say to him, it was ultimately Shane’s choice in his story to trust them, ask for help in his six heart scene, and make the effort to get better. It’s a story that can give people hope about recovering from substance abuse and depression. Sometimes, you just need to ask for help, not for someone to swoop in and “save” you

Willy enjoyers? You mean JoJo fans?

Do it for him do it for linus <3

i dont have a humiliati- oh wait

Dwarf hates Krobus.

I mean Harvey potter is a thing too

“Who are we going to hit with a slingshot today?” Alex. Always Alex. (I’m a fem farmer don’t come for me-)

If you wanna be funny and maximise Clint's anger, propose to Emily on Leah's birthday. Then, the wedding will be on his birthday

2:27 I expected Harvey from The Lovely Bones :0

as a Haley dater I don't have a humiliation kink I'm just gay

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My other friends in my co-op world: marrying with emily,abigail,sam. Me still trying to get enough quartz and pumpkin to get krobus to max hearts

i got the game a couple days ago and i just married shane and at the wedding i actually started tearing up irl because i love him so much i have an unhealthy obsession with this man i spend almost all day in stardew just kissing shane at this point i dont do anything else but kiss my amazing husband im so in love with him oh my god i love h

The haley one its so real, thats the only reason i'm triyng to date her

I married Shane because he was hot, and also I like men talking down to me but we don't talk about that

Had a good laugh, thanks for sharing!

Anyone know the game at 3:06

If I'm being honest, I'm pretty sure the only people who hate Shane are the ones that want to fix him

i choose leah because you can marry robin lol

Sebastian not even being included is way funnier than any meme you could have come up with. 👌😂