I love this quotation "If Fugo used his Stand, no one wins, everyone would just die."

Joseph's plane crash abilities would eliminate Narancia pretty easily

Come on man. Everyone knows Crusaders would win because of: 1: The secret Joestar trick 2: This is the same type of stand as Star Platinum 3: No one can just deflect the emerald splash. 4: Joseph gets better with age

fugo: my stand is op and can kill everyone star platinum inhaling justice: oh? You’re approaching me?

"They are gangstars so they are cool and cool = winning" *Meanwhile joseph defeating 3 ultimate beings without stands*

Xforts: Moody blues can go back 24 hours Moody blues: goes back 15 years

No matter how good Passione is, no one can deflect the Emerald Splash

Joseph: just enters areosmith and narachia instantly dies.

"Part 3 had no healer" What is, speedwagon foundation.

Jotaro would realize star platinum was the same type of stand as golden experience and gain life give

Iggy's stand works fine underwater. He fought a whole battle against Pet Shop underwater.

Avdol seeing Mista and his gun based stand : ah shit here we go again

“Sex Pistols!” “So we have the same type of Stand.” Star Platinum: Gun

Ultimate strategy: Giorno creates a dolphin, Jotaro can't resist and goes hug it. He's killed by the gang.

Me: Zones out to watch Polnareff and Avdol go against Narancia and Fugo Me: *Tunes back to hear, "...a stand that can impregnate..."*

Xforts: hierophant is the only stand with long range attack in crushaders Silver chariot: "shoots sword"

"Star platinum is a close range stand" You forgot the iggy yeet

"You will never reach the truth... This is Requiem!" "So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum."

xForts: Moody blues can go up to 24 hours Abacchio: literally uses moody blues to see 15 years in the past on costa smeraldo to discover the bosses identity

Jotaro: “so they’re the same type of stands as Star Platinum” *solos passione*

Star Platinum is literally introduced catching a point blank revolver.

Everyone's just battling while Joseph and Abbachio are just spectating

“Purple haze is too powerful” kakyoin could legit walk 15 metres away and emerald splash him

Stardust Crusaders: Has Iggy Passione: Does not have Iggy conclusion: Stardust Crusaders wins

"Kakyoin is the only ranged stand" Jotaro: STAAAAAR FINGERRRRRR

So, you're basically asking extremely buff men to go against male strippers and who would win?

"Purple haze is too powerful" Couldn't Magician's Red melt the virus?

"no time stops" Everyone in comments: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that

Jotaro says : our abilities are similar lol, and get's all of passione's abilities. The end

OBVIOUSLY, Kakyoin would kill all of Passione by painting some sweet fan art and drawing a red line through their faces.

I'd argue Joseph was Part 3's healer. There is no way they got to Egypt in 50 days taking as much damage as they did with their own healing ability, Joseph was just using hamon off screen.

Is everyone forgetting how Joseph is literally one of the smartest jojo’s and can usually get out of tight situations like these 😔👊

Just like the anime, he forgets Iggy multiple times.

Giorno's Donut hair or Jotaro's hat hair?

"GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!! YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH!!!" "I see, so it's the same type of stand as star platinum"

Ah yes, 5 buff men and a dog against *the whole Italian mafia*

"i guess maybe in a situation where there's a lot of water, the fool wouldn't be as effective" ... except for that part where he fought and killed petshop underwater

Passione are badass gangsters but I don't remember seeing any of them trolling super buff ancient aztec ultra vampires when they were teenagers lol.

bruh for joseph this ain’t nothing remember he outsmarted ulf kars.

To be fair, Joseph might actually be the one who can stand the most chance against Mista or Narancia. We've seen in part 2 from Caesar that hamon can be used as a VERY good defensive ability, strong enough to allow a hamon user to be completely protected from a stream of high pressured oil strong enough to instantly slice a person in half.

"Maybe 1 hour, maybe 24 hours" Bro Moody Blues literally skipped back 15 years

“The Crusaders don’t have many long ranged stands” Joseph: TOMMY GUN Jotaro: STAR FINGER

“Sex pistols!” “So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum.” “Wha-“ “STAR PLATINUM: ZA GUNNO.”

Don’t forget the fact that Mista has to reload, and would run out of bullets

"Kakyoin is the only ranged stand." *tommy gun would like to know your location*

No homo vs lowkey gay Italian

remember, bruno and kakyoin can't be hit in the chest because there's a hole there

I'd personally say you're generally forgetting how Magician's Red can still control the flames, Jotaro can stop time to get through to them without getting hurt, Kakyoin can set restrictive traps to bind them, Polnareff can outpace any of them, and Joseph is clever enough to read them inside out.

“Silver Chariot has no ranged attacks” a person who actually remembers the Anubis and Alessi fights is going to get mad. That person is me

Joesph: “your next line will be” Passione: *ceases to exist*

I feel like people really downplay the crusaders. Especially Avdol. Personally, I dont think Passione beats the crusaders for the following reasons. 1. Everyone in Passione loses to Star Platinum even without the time stop. Especially in a 1v1 scenario. Star Platinum is faster and stronger than any of Passione's stands. And Passione's most powerful users, arguably Bruno and Giorno, both rely on close range punching. So there is no scenario where they beat Star Platinum unless Jotaro is outnumbered. 2. Narancia and Mista both are very vulnerable after their stand has been used. If multiple crusaders engage these two, its over. 3. Trish, Bruno, and Giorno dont perform well against Avdol or Kakyoin because of the lack of ranged options. Bruno does have the zipper thing with his arm, but Avdol and Kakyoin are not without melee options. 4. Narancia and Mista are also both useless against Polnareff assuming his stand just deflects bullets with either the sword or the armor. 5. Abaccio is completely useless in combat. Even Joseph beats him. The way I imagine this fight happening is that Joseph beats Abaccio (free), Avdol beats Narancia (because all Avdol has to do is send a flame towards Narancia and he loses. Narancia has no defense against ranged attacks), Polnareff beats Mista (assuming Silver Chariot can block bullets or soak the hits with the armor), Kakyoin beats Trish (Trish has no ranged defense), and then Iggy/Jotaro tag team against Bruno/Giorno. You could even mix around the crusaders some and Passione still loses. Im not saying its impossible for Passione to win, I just think the Crusaders have the advantage when it comes to options. EDIT: And Fugo does nothing because using his stand kills everyone on both sides.

9:14 Actually, it's implied that every single punch he delivers has the effect of life shot, it's just never shown on screen. Cioccolata was suffering every single punch.

10-24 hours? What about that one time Moody Blues went back 15 years

Joseph would 1 shot the entire team with his asspulls

Aerosmith is pretty useless... Star Platinum: Star fingers Hierophant Green: Emerald Splash Silver Chariot: Yeeting sword Avdol: Burning it Joseph: Using hermit purple every way whatsoever.

bro crusaders would win in so many ways star platnium:stop time then oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora heirophant green: emerald splash silver charriot can shoot his sword and shoot off his armor hermit purple: grabby grabby squeeze or jotaro can oraoraora iggy+starplatnium: dog throw magicians red: haha red bind cross fire hurricane time jotaro: so its the same kind of stand as starplatnium then giorno would say thats not how it works jotaro: i dont give a damn i wanst trying to be mean sorry if i was

Joseph once blocked a hail of machinegun fire using nazi hair, he can beat Guido too.

I don't know how stardust crusaders lost cause they have jotaro with his ability of having a new ability for every situation

You forgot that purple hazes virus is extremely sensitive to any sort of light so Avdol would be a problem, and if the fight was during the day the virus is not nearly as strong or long lasting. Fugo’s stand is incredibly powerful but not invincible like some people make it out to be

“Part three has no healed” “I present to you Polnareff offering a bandit”

Bruh Joseph is the strongest character in JoJo history. As a hamon user, he can use the Thunder Cross Split Attack which is the ultimate combination of offense and defense, and has never been defeated by a single fighter. Also, since Hermit Purple is a hamon based stand, he can use Thunder Cross Split Vine Attack, allowing him to turn the ultimate combination of attack and defense into the ultimate combination of offense, defense and range.

Giorno would just turn something into a rat, causing Jotaro to lose

“Time stop is too op so we wont include it” *uses purple virus*

I feel like Passione doesn't really have much in the way of solid leads against the Crusaders, since Aerosmith and Sex Pistols are hard countered by Magician's Red, Sticky Fingers is a great close combat stand but almost certainly cannot go toe to toe with Star Platinum or even necessarily Silver Chariot in a direct fight, Purple Haze is incredibly powerful but limited by its range, which leaves it vulnerable very specifically to Kakyoin's 20 Meter Barrier, an attack that Passione really doesn't have any counter to, and Gold Experience is good for utility but when it comes down to it that isn't necessarily enough to turn the tide.

Kakyoin would wipe them all because: NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

Honestly I think Jojo fans sleep on Kakyoin too hard. His 20 meter emerald splash is hella OP. And as I forgot to mention, his body manipulation!

Did we forget part 2? Joseph can just get some hair and block mistas bullets, if he uses hermit purple he can probably block the airplanes bullets. Somene is buyest dislike hamon would defeat

The gangsters are straight up the bootleg version of crusaders

Stardust Crusaders? It's actually the "Egyptian Tour Group"; It was proven by DIO, duh

You forgot to mention that Silver Chariot can shoot his blade, it can be deadly if the ennemy doesn't know it and think that he is only a close range stand.

Even if Fugo were to use purple haze, it’s not immune to sunlight exposure so Joseph could resort to his hamon and possibly get the same effect

If we’re talking about a battle *pre-Gold Experience Requiem* then my money would be on Team Crusaders every time, but if Giorno has access to that scary ass power then TC would almost certainly lose! 😅😅😅

How to beat Purple Haze: STAR FINGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

"Part 3 had no healer" H A M O N

Guys I know how Jotaro can beat Mista *Step 1:* Time Stop *Step 2:* Take Mista’s Revolver *Step 3:* Break Mista’s Revolver *SUCCESS*

I think that Joseph could counter fugo's virus by using Harmon. In part 1, Jonathan removed poison in his blood so it might be possible for Joseph to remove the virus on himself and others

lol Speedwagon beats everyone

“Kakyoin is the only ranged stand user” Jotaro: Star Finger Polnareff: Can shoot his sword Avdol: Cross Fire Hurricane Joseph: Has 10 meters of range. edit: OH NOOO 444 likes!!! edit 2: to all the people saying star finger is useless, star finger was shown ripping through flesh like butter, and even powerful enough to completely obliterate silver chariots armor.

Trish can just use her stand on silver chariot to make the rapier flaccid and when polnareff uses it it just slaps them

Jotaro after the fight: so now I have a plane, 6 bullet looking sub stands, everything I punch with my left hand makes a zipper, everything I punch with my right hand spills a virus, my left leg give life to things and my right leg makes things soft.

Dont sleep on Joseph, he is stupid lucky when it counts.

You also forgot silver chariot can launch his sword as if it was a bullet

I don’t know, i think this would be a win for the Crusaders. I feel like The Part 5 gang was made up of a lot of wild card, situational stands meanwhile Part 3 had a lot of raw Power. If i were to do this I wouldn’t include iggy or Fugo since they’re both wild cards that really wouldn’t help much. The Crusaders could easily overwhelm Passione and sure they’d have range but up close they’d just get completely railed in a group fight. Magicians red and Hierophant could also easily deflect bullets which is a good percent of their kit. This nullifies the ranged advantage you were talking about earlier. The only people who would stand a chance against them would be Sticky Fingers and Golden Experience, but giornos life abilites against star platinums brute strength would easily fall like dominos, and although Giornos stand is good in close range combat it’ll be easily trumped by Star Platinum. With Bruno left and all his allies defeated, no amount of zippers in the world could help him 5v1 the crusaders. The best i see him doing is taking down one to two members at best, giving the crusaders the victory. Edit: i forgot about trish and Joseph, their battle could go either way in my mind. Trish is a total newbie when it comes to fighting meanwhile josephs got decades more experience, along with hamon that can be used via fists aka things used for punching instead of channeling it through purple ropes. Trish does have a decently strong stand though, so their battle would have little effect on the battle.

jotaro: -star finger -catching bullets/deflecting dozens of knives kakyoin: -20 meter splash -heirophant recon -controlling people polnareff: -slicing through light itself -launching sword like a harpoon avdol: -flash melting metal -magician’s bind joseph: -sheer experience and cleverness iggy: -literally used the fool underwater all things you forgot. passione would get decked by the crusaders.

I imagined a scenario like this taking place at one point or another: Joseph: Your next line is: "I,Giorno Giovanna, have a dream!" Giorno: I,Giorno Giovanna,have a dream! Giorno: N-NANI!?!

"Passione could fight from a distance" *S T A N D J U M P*

I nearly had a stroke watching this video some of the things that this man said caused multiple organ failure.

Avdol: YES I AM Entire passione: * dead *

The most Manly Group VS The most Gay Group

Here’s how the Crusaders would defeat Purple Haze: > Avdol remembers that viruses get killed in high temperatures > Avdol smiles with evil intention > “MAGICIAN’S RED” *grills*

Bro you forgot the time stop and Joseph’s hamon

“Stardust crusaders don’t have that many long ranged stands” Jotaro: *StaR fIngEr*

Maybe Jotaro Would just inhale purple haze like he did justice and for some miracle he Would survive

Here’s how I think it would go Bruno’s gang and the stardust crusaders are in Cairo for some reason. All members are alive and healthy. After something happening between them causing them to fight, Jotaro immediately runs after mista. Mista fires 4 shots and Jotaro stops time. Jotaro deflects every bullet and time resumes once Jotaro reaches mista and Jotaro attempts to punch mista, being blocked by Bruno. Bruno attempts to attack Jotaro but gets overpowered and mista shoots Jotaro in the arm. Polnareff attacks narancia and fugo, assisted by Abdul. Narancia begins firing at them, but the bullets are melted and polnareff moves in. Fugo tries to hold him back without using the virus but is forced to retreat. Kakyoin in setting up a barrier. Bruno escapes jotaro’s range and goes to guard trish in coco jumbo. Eventually, Jotaro manages close the distance between him and mista and breaks his gun and his hands, not wanting to kill mista. Fugo gets narancia to retreat and he launches a capsule at Abdul. Abdul attacks it and kills the virus in it without knowing. Narancia goes behind them as fugo is desperately trying to hold Abdul and polnareff back. Narancia fires at polnareff and after being shot a few times, polnareff removes silver chariot’s armor and deflects every shot. Giorno, finally deciding to join the fight creates a tree to capture polnareff but gets intercepted by Joseph and held by hermit purple. Jotaro runs after narancia from behind and nearly kills him. Jotaro and polnareff go to Abdul and all three of them manage to overpower fugo. Currently, the statuses of the characters are: *stardust crusaders* Jotaro: injured Kakyoin: fine Abdul: fine Polnareff: slightly injured, armor off Iggy: off somewhere doing something Joseph: fine, holding Giorno *Bruno’s Gang* Bruno: somewhat injured, tired Fugo: incapacitated Narancia: incapacitated Trish: fine Coco Jumbo: turtle Giorno: restrained Mista: mostly harmless Hotel: Trivago Kakyoin finishes setting up his barrier and tells the crusaders to fall back. Jotaro does not listen and runs at Giorno, who no longer being restrained. Giorno kicks rocks at Jotaro and he deflects them, only to have 3 ribs cracked and lung punctured, as the rocks have been turned into rats. Jotaro continues to run at Giorno and gets into an attack rush battle. Jotaro begins overpowering Giorno as he is attacked by Bruno, who existed the turtle as trish was not in danger. Jotaro stops time as his torso starts unzipping and throws Bruno away and positions himself behind Giorno. Time resumes and Jotaro attacks Giorno but misses, not expecting to shift to the right as his torso gives out near the zipper. Giorno punches jotaro and imbues him with life. Jotaro attempts to attack Giorno once more but then realizes that he can’t. Giorno lifts Jotaro and barrages him for a few seconds before he punches Jotaro and launches him away. Trish exits coco jumbo and makes the ground beneath Jotaro rubbery and Jotaro cannot get up. As Giorno approaches, Jotaro stops time and floats off the rubbery area and picks up Giorno. Time resumes and Jotaro begins a beatdown. He attacks for a solid 7 seconds before being interrupted by Bruno. Bruno gets his skull cracked and is knocked out. Statuses: *Stardust Crusaders* Jotaro: Injured, exhausted from timestop and beatdown Polnareff: fine, armor on Abdul: fine Joseph: fine Iggy: nearing the battle Kakyoin: ready *Bruno’s Gang* Bruno: yeeted Giorno: mostly incapacitated Mista: virtually harmless Coco Jumbo: Tortoise life 😎 Narancia: K.O.ed Abbacchio: doesn’t give a shit because Giorno is involved Trish: finding the rubber *The Final Round* Jotaro walks away and the stardust crusaders begin discussing what to do with the gang. Giorno starts healing everybody, unknown to the crusaders. Iggy decides to show his Boston tarrier ass and help the crusaders set up a defense in case they somehow attack. Bruno’s gang all goes inside coco jumbo except for narancia and mista, who are positioned on a rooftop. Trish exits and Giorno chucks coco jumbo at the crusaders and the gang leaves all at once and the attack has begun. Jotaro is struck by the reptile and knocked out. Giorno tosses him in an alley. Bruno attacks polnareff and unzips his arms. Abbacchio decides to show up and gets turned into a deep fried butter stick by Abdul. The crusaders retreat and Kakyoin says his little speech and does the whole 20 meter radius emerald splash thing and pretty much just kills Bruno. He also manages to injure Giorno. Narancia drops bombs on him and mista sends out the Sex Pistols to redirect the bombs. Kakyoin is vaporized. Joseph yoinks narancia and mista and they both get knocked out and they break their legs. Giorno, having been deflected by the emerald splash, goes to finish his plan. He encapsulates Jotaro in wood and presents him as a hostage and if the crusaders don’t yield, Jotaro will die. Jotaro wakes up and demolishes Giorno. Trish runs away. End result: crusaders are badly injured but they win. Bruno’s gang is mostly dead and incapacitated. It probably wouldn’t go like this but I’m typing it at 3 am and I decided the fight sucks half way through but this was so long that I didn’t want to erase it so I just finished it.

He decided to count Trish as part of the Passione, but he didn’t decide to exclude the person who has Purple Haze (I forgot the name of him). Trish became part of the Passione around halfway through he said, but he didn’t take into account the fact that Purple Haze’s user left the Passione around halfway through.

Nah the Egyptian tour group would win because of Kakyoin and NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

Kakyoin can also paint people to death, but that was forgotten about the episode after it happened

Yo what if Abachio (forgive my spelling) went to work Jesus was hanged and then used Moody blues (O-O)

‘I won’t add GER because he’d kill everyone’ * adds Purple Haze, who kills everyone *

Joseph dressing as girl will attract the gay gang