Anything I like as long as it's got 2 miles more range in the tank than a police Tesla.

Skateboard and shred it on the highway

I'll drive my Truck.

The peons will be forced to ride bicycles. Just think of every Asian city - that is the future.

My car

Probably for the first time. 😁

The Amish will be in trouble when gallon of water costs more than gallon of gas in CA.

I heard the feds are even attacking Amish farms. They tried to come down on them for their farming practices not being "climate change" friendly or some bullshit like that. Can u imagine that?! A private farm with damn near primitive technology! No wonder I saw a couple of "Amish for Trump" signs at his Pennsylvania rally.

Future Californian's !

There’s an Arthur C. Clarke story where aliens order everyone on earth to follow the Amish way of life because it’s good (and no one can challenge their control). I have some questions about your leaders…

Well Said!

Crooked voting machines keep these traders in office

agreed! go away Gavin!@@wisdomthroughaworldofwords1412

Well we used to beleive in technocracy. Most of our biggest accompishments was getting the people who know the field to run the field and elect people from those fields. We where then told that this is communism and is bad. Then we replaced engineers, scientists, mathematicians and technologists with lawyers. Now we have 80% lawyers running everything. They call themselves lawmakers before representatives. They work in tandem with courts.

Electrical engineers and manufacturing experts would have never made these decisions and plans. Lawyers who think passing laws will change the world? Would.

What's it Newman recalled?And he got back in the gank as a atheist in california voters again

Impeach Newsom.

Anyone remember Adolph Hitler?

Come on, be serious. How the heck can he get to The French Laundry during the 2024 Election Bird Flu lockdown? You should really think things through before you say them.

Bet he has a nice swimming pool overlooking the ocean (guarding against sea level rise & climate change). When's the next whopper earthquake due? Take me back to 1906. From Aussie land.

Honestly, they're not clueless, they know exactly what they are doing and they're doing because they can and because they are boughten

I got a plug-in hybrid hoping it would save me money. Turns out charging it is equivalent to 7.50 per gallon because PGE charges .40 to .65 per kwh. Oh, and the power goes out across the neighborhood a few times each summer. California Dreamin is turning into California Fleein

It is the state of Idiocracy. No better way to describe it.

@@stevenyee1055 Yup. Who knew Mike Judge was a prophet? By 2028 we will have President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Gotta make The Bees job much harder, so much low hanging fruit everyone is making jam….

That was also my first thought exactly.

Most of it was hilarious, but lithium batteries are recyclable. The casing is the thing that degrades not the lithium.

I thought that was SF? ...or is it just the whole state?

I just spit out my coffee onto my laptop screen. Man, that is funny!

@@jeremykraenzlein5975 I can't remember. I assume there's a discernible difference between the two.

💀 😂

I'll take horse shit over human anytime.

An entire society dumbed down to Neanderthhal level. Way to go demoncrats.

We have no say in that

That man will be president in 4 years. And he will run on the motto: Capitalism have destroyed America, we need communism to fix it

We only have a say in actually electing him.

“Real” Media (lol)

@@frzstat lol

Because the "real" media sucks donkey lol

Politicians don't threaten to yank press credentials from satirical news companies, (which never had them in the first place).

Because the "real" media is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democrat Party. You have to recognize that Democrat agents put Party above all other concerns, as proven by "Catholic" Democrats who support abortion.

It was calculated that for Taylor Swift to fly her 50 million dollar lear jet around the country to attend all her boyfriends football games she has emitted more co2 than an average family of 4 will in a year. But she stands withvthe woke liberals.

Politicians and their bosses and cohorts produce more deadly pollution from their minds, mouths and bodies than all the other sources of pollution combined. If they want to save the world from destruction they should all move to Pluto and leave us alone without them here to destroy everything.

otherwise you're lost at sea like greta thurn... something

They are trying right to the white house, that way, ca. won't feel bad for DESTROYING their state. They can DESTROY THE REST OF THE COUNTY

He'll leave someday, when he is (s)elected president.

Working on like the third recall effort. Gov. Hair gel's gotta go.

@@ChainerGuy278 Hitler rose to power in much the same way as Newsome

No, he'll up in Illinois. 😮

Maybe that was the plan all along, same thing with water. Like setting off a demographic bomb.

Now ship them all the illegals. Hahaha

But they will track that dirty California shit to all the other states and taint them.

chasing away the current formerly happy residents by making them unhappy = "churn" = sales of property = higher property taxes based on the new sale

🤣🤣🤣

Mail trucks in my town in California have to turn off their engine every time they stop the vehicle just in case there's a hijacker close by. No joke! I don't know if this is a Statewide USPS policy or not. I just shake my head though when I see a truck stop turn off its engines and the driver takes two steps out of the vehicle to put something in a mailbox. They get back in the truck and restart the engine. Pssst-- (Somebody's brother-in-law has a vehicle starter business.)

Western Union by horseback. You better send 50 copies, the bandits will intercept most of them.

If they went to California's failing school system, they might not be able to read it.

Hint : you mut retrieve the mail before dusk ( seriously) or it WILL be stolen.

😂

If you’re free and you know it, clank your chains!

@@ted.angell7609 I see what you did there. Well played, sir. Well played.

To be clear, the Demholes are the ones doing this. Vote them out and the problem goes away with them.

Biden recently signed Executive Order 14067 to retire cash money and switch to digital currency, which will give the Government direct control in what you spend your funds on. Democrats are going full bore in being controlling right now and the people that vote them in are clueless to what's being done to them and what they are doing to all of us.

Libertarians unite

You are being generous. I would put the number at less than 10%.

Exactly how they get way with nonsense.

Electricity is a magical thing. It comes from a wire that come off a pole. No pollution involved whatsoever.

You didn't go far enough. Where the electricity is produced creates more by products than autos. @@Bird_McBride

Well, you are right but that’s because no one ever told me how it works, so I just roll with it

But the lights aren't on.... 👌

He's home but lights are out.

Immigrants deny CA Gov Newsoms invitation, stating they just came from a communist hellhole with no electricity.

Are the lights on, in California?

Are those electric lights?

Wait a minute...this wasn't an actual news segment? 🤔

@@ontarget7582 it probably depends on who you ask 😂

All I ask is that the Martha's Vineyard stories come with a Benny Hill soundtrack.

@@helmeteye Wait um... bwhahahaha. Good one. 🤔🤯🤣

Some Californians are useful idiots that eat up and regurgitate the talking points, then vote. Some Californians are useful idiots that are "not into politics" and allow the inmates to continue running the asylum. And some Californians are looking at possible home locations in Texas. The worst are the Californians that fall into the first and third categories.

114 likes and no comment? *Hmm...*

Sadly, it slipped by most people.

👍 🇨🇦 Didn't slip by this Canadian.

😢

Yeah, I thought it was a good one that line.

Gavy will be 500 billion in debt before that idiot os out

The land of the free becomes the land of the fools …. Shame California shame ….

Bad things happen when your governor is in bed with a Winnie the Pooh lookalike that's a Communist dictator. The only people who will remain in Cali are the ones that are too stupid to realize that fact, or the ones who benefit from it.

And he's about to expand medical coverage for illegal immigrants with his magic.

All by design

I wouldn't say that, but, I'll bet they could find some good deals on solar (photovoltaic) panels!

they'd call it the "latest fitness craze" and people would buy into it, not realizing it wouldn't provide them even an hour of power...

@@nathanielbass771 I've always said we should attach generators to the exercise equipment and make gym memberships free.

Californian's would never do that! On an unrelated note: Here's a link to my new invention, the DynoFit 3000! Now you can exercice and charge you car *warning, might take a fit adult about 200 hours of running to charge an average electric car *oversized watertank and other hamster toys shown in comercial not included

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Cemetery

The guy just looks like the Antichrist.

and they keep voting him - WHY?

@@joycek6556 they don't vote for him,he cheat in many ways

@@joycek6556oh we don’t…….. no one I know votes for that guy.. I am starting to realize it’s rigged. No one votes for him.. not in my city anyway.

I know right? It's astonishing how stupid this people are.

They’ve been having rolling blackouts in LA county for 20 years… That’s what happens when the politicians won’t allow the energy companies to build new generation facilities, while at the same time forcing the energy companies to close existing nuclear and coal fired facilities. And they’re basically doing the same thing with water.

Leftists aren’t exactly renowned for their common sense and logic.

@@kenriehl7852 Same with France regarding their nuclear power plants.

If I am going from Arkansas to Florida (880 miles one way) to visit my relatives at Thanksgiving, how does that work with an electric vehicle? In my gas guzzler, when I need to refuel I spend 8 minutes at a gas station before going on my way. With a Tesla, once the charge runs out at 400 miles, I spend 8 hours waiting at an electric plug before going on my way. Don't seem to make much sense to me to get an electric.

This'll be a great time to invest in generator companies based in Arizona and Nevada. And generator abs gasoline smuggling will be huge by 2033 as people prepare.

Can't wait to see dead cars in the desert full of dead liberals and a giant wind turbine sticking out of their generator with slews of solar panels strewn about. Oh it takes days of optimal conditions to charge it that way? Guess I'll die!

They already banned the sale of all "non highway" use gas powered engines to include, off road motorcycles, jetski type vehicles, lawn mowers and trimmers and yes....generators, to combat, you guessed it, "climate change." This law already passed and Newscum signed it with a delay to take effect on Jan 1st 2023 so it wouldn't tick everyone off just before the midterms. You want to get a gas powered anything in Cali....better get it before Jan 1st of 2023...not 2035. They're planning on banning gas powered cars in 2035.

Why is there no investment in nuclear power stations? That’d keep the economy moving and houses lit and transport… Oh, right. Silly me 😂

@Max Mullets just expensive and disposable battery Banks they're already out 🤦🏼‍♂️

He's an Elitist Prig 💯

Nice catch

It's for style... He's a pretty boy

If it wasn't for double standards, Gavin Newsom would have no standards at all😂 He loves to fly to the 'carbon reduction /WEF conferences ' on his publicly paid- for Jet Plane ,pumping out tons of CO2, in order to tell us the peons that we all now have to pay a ' new Green Energy/ Carbon Tax '.and/ or higher electric rates..😮..and to expect rolling blackouts, as electrical power is being rationed in California..😂

Unintended consequences. Funny how all the "experts" keep missing the mark. Oh well, they keep telling us they're smarter than us, so I'd better just listen to them. 🙄

The Bee isn't funny, they just state facts and add a couple of unclever jokes

“It will get you from one side of a parking lot to the other.” 😂😂😂

I lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣

Last year, the Bee announced they were not going to satirize Biden but quote him word for word. Apparently, they couldn’t do any better.

Maybe some day they will make an electric horse and electric cow .

And bacon. 😁

with home prices in CA, what home? You mean they want us to stay in our tents right?

@Happy Hippie Hose ​ @Happy Hippie Hose If I don't get a plug rammed in my spine I don't want it. I have standards of how I like to be herded as a mindcontrolled sheep.

It loves a good Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

Just the picture alone is worth an award.

@@TheBabylonBee 🤣🤣🤣 My mind went straight there as well!

Me too 😂

Yabba dabba doo!

LOL. That was good.

Hi hi. Project "Bedrock". Genious.

“Let’s ride with the family down the street, Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet!”

That was my first thought I would love to use a horse to get around locally, but I would probably be prevented for that reason

I thought that was supposedly cows whose farts are destroying the world with the methane in them? Or is it all animals? Why are people's farts not just as bad?

I look forwards to the reintroduction of the hobby-horse. No, not the pre-bicycle - the wooden one. Or will wood be in short supply, too, because it’s possible to make steam cars?

@@Irish_Georgia_Girl They have all the right orifices so I would assume they do fart. I would also assume given the right liberal brain dieses that human farting would also be bad.

@@Irish_Georgia_Girl vegan's are....

HA jokes on us the Bee went legit years ago thanks to the left.

Look up "Phetasy."

Pace yourself, bro! Too much Bee at one time can cause heart issues!!!

Her delivery of “Well I don’t know about that litharium stuff “ was fabulous. 🏆for her

There is no maybe about it

Nah man more like 8 gallons to the mile.

And that hero Greta!

@@johnsohc "How dare you!"

The biggest polluters, airplanes, are never a topic with any of the clowns.

Comedy is usually competing. If SNL was actually good... then imagine how god-like funny the bee would be.

@@creativitysubs9935 I’m old. I remember the beginning of SNL.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

You're just too young to remember when SNL was really funny. John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were all on the cast at the same time. That's about as star studded as it gets. The rest of the cast wasn't so bad either. Then later Chris Farley was there and he had his moments. The first time I saw motivational speaker I almost hyperventilated. It was hilarious.

@@1pcfred I’d say 60 was old enough…but if you say I’m too young…I must be. 👵🏻

Can confirm. However, back then, many people were scared about the loss of jobs that would be caused by cars (horse breeders, manure collectors, horse feed delivery, manure/fertilizer/farming industry, etc. etc.) I think the bottom line is that California / Newsom's ideas are full of crap. 😉

@@endokrin7897 it’s all trade offs - they want you to ignore they massive problems we will have with huge numbers of worn out batteries

And now instead of horse crap, Cali has human crap. I mean literally. On the sidewalks and streets. Gavin says, “We have progress”.

They killed 7 million horses when the model T came out. Very sad.

Sod thatI,d want it as far from my house as possible in case it catches fire 🤭🇬🇧

Best line.

This killed me!!

👏🤣👏🤣 YES 😊 you know Estee Lauder Bobby Brown are PO Gavin gives a whole new meaning too high lite her ❤🍻

It took me a minute on that one.

☠️

Ten times more water perhaps, but they're over 20x less likely to catch fire in the first place. I'm all for making fun of CA, but I'm tired of the misinformation and FUD spread about EVs. Regardless of environmental impact, the implementation and idea of EVs is a great one sullied by political motivations.

Hear, hear, from a Californian who supports de Santis and wants Newspm and the entire administration executed

🤣

Gov Dippity Doo!

​@@johnsohcFlorida has more growth than t your state, just saying.

What Brain

if you feed horses and cows with organic food, they are just part of the carbon cycle like all animals and plants, says the research, not the one you read in newspapers, but serious scientific jernal, it is the fertilizers made from fossil fuels, such as natural gas that increase co2, but co2 makes the world greener because it is plant food and there is no evidence of climate disasters becoming more deadly, according to the latest science.

Don’t forget their carbon hoof prints.

“How dare you! Stop climate change with Stephen Collins and I! He loves us children”I know how much co2! I’m savant I count marbles with Tom cruise

When the hackers take over all networks (and they will) stock portfolio won't even be on these parasites' radars.

I think both of those good people should be fine.

I don’t feel bad this is what you get when you vote for bad policies

@@Talon18136 Just look back at the last election ASS HAT,the same thing has been going on for the last 40 years here. My family has been here over 100 years, I'm not about to leave because of transplanted socialist and people who can't speak english. The problem can't be fixed because the so called Republicans are freaking RINOS. I can't comment any further because if I do this post will be shadowbanned or completely removed. Just remember we're not all socialist freaks out here who want sex changes. FJB FGAVINGRUESUM

God is the only good. There are no good humans.

@@Talon18136 Believe it or not, there are conservatives in CA but they are heavily outnumbered. I had a friend living there and he absolutely hated it but wouldn't move because he had lots of family there. I think I remember him saying they were elderly, refused to move & he looked after them. Thats a tough situation but personally there is nothing that would make me stay there.

Damn, that reminded me of when I was a kid. Used to have grand mal seizures. Once outside of town, family picnic, I had a seizure and my stepdad raced us to the hospital. Told later we were stopped by a cop and when he seen what was happening turned on the lights and siren then escorted us straight to the hospital. Thankfully they stopped a few years later at the same time my sleepwalking did. Stay safe wish you and those close to you nothing but the best.

@@TruthIsFreedom7777 Among other nefarious goals.

@@TruthIsFreedom7777 i heard the WEF has plans to create mega cities. It seems the goal is to cram us into these giant concrete slums so they can have the vast beauty of earth all to themselves without us peasants ruining their views.

@@TruthIsFreedom7777 make sure you don’t trespass on the mega-farms!

Modern electric vehicles have ranges exceeding 200 miles. If you live that far away from a hospital, he probably wouldn't make it, no matter what kind of car! It's easy to leave with a full charge, since you have electricity in your garage, you do NOT have a gas pump! If you happen to be low on fuel, and have to stop at a gas station, that only adds to the delay. (You played that hand, I called your bluff)

We left a year and a half ago. We got a letter telling us to pay our car registrations, OR ELSE! Lol!

@@saltycreole2673 Well, don't leave us hanging! "Or else" WHAT?

Same, I was stationed in San Diego for a few years. Got a letter a couple years after saying I owed taxes and they wanted me to jump through a bunch of hoops to prove to them I was in the military. What a shit show.

Don’t fall for it. It’s a scam.

I was Smart and left in 1991. 😎😎