That one kid who he swears his essay isn't plagiarised.

"HEEEELP! HEEEELP!" "No mother"

0:57 "Its steam, that isnt smoke, we're having steamed clams" That sounds more believable than the original line

Generally the same story - until the end. Chalmers leaves thinking Skinner's cooking ability does not outweigh his strangeness, making all of Seymour's immense efforts for nought.

Steamed Hams but the writers got a B- in grammar class

"Help! Help!" "No, mother." Seymour has finally revolted.

The reversal of Chalmers’ last lines makes him sound less approving.

Cold AF Chalmers at the end. "Well, you cook okay, but you're weird." - and then walks off without a word.

1:56 this made him seem even more stressed than the original.

You even scrambled Skinner's "hoh hoh hoh". That's hilarious.

"These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, YA KNOW?"

"You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! I hope..." sounds so threatening, I love it.

What I love is that this is all grammatically correct, as far as I can tell.

You could have used "There is smoke coming out of your oven. Why Seymour?"

German sentence syntax in a nutshell

"aurora borealis, localized in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of year" My favourite bit

HELP! No, Mother.

What is happening in there? GOOD LORD

0:15 "RUINED IS MY ROAST!"

*“HELP! HEEEEELP!”* “No, Mother!”

*HEEELP* *HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!* _no, mother_

"Help! Help!" "No, mother!" Had me cackling! I didn't think I'd like the rearranged dialogue, but it worked out in the end with some delightful surprises! Brava!

0:27 the fact you moved one of his laughs around was the best part of all of this to me lol

2:36 I think that's the best line, lol. Also the "Help!", "No, mother."

The funny part about this is that it wouldn’t be that bad if the voice actors redubbed it with different enunciations.

The missing word is "it" at 0:25. In the original, it was "disguise it as my own cooking" but the "it" is gone.

Well Seymour... You steam a good ham. But I must say... You're an odd fellow... *leaves* XD

actually the janky talking that Seymour has when lying about the smoke sounds like stuttering so that kinda works

Ah, Welcome Superintendent Chalmers! You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon... (i hope!)

2:31 "HEEELP! HEEEEELP!" "No, Mother" XD

*HEEEEEELLLLP!* "No mother"

For the intro, I would've done "Skinner with his lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight. The Superintendent's gonna need his medication when he hears Skinner's crazy explanations." But still, this video was hilarious.

At long last, all those years of our English teachers teaching us to rearrange compound and complex sentences to identify clauses, verbs, and other parts of sentences has finally paid off. They were preparing us for this day all along.

1:21 This is such a realistic conversation, geez.

Chalmers: "Well -- despite your directions -- I made it, Seymour." Skinner: "Ah, welcome, Superintendent Chalmers! You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon, I hope." Chalmers: "Ngiueh." === Skinner: "(Gasps) My roast is ruined! Oh egads!" Skinner: "But, what if... I were to purchase in disguise fast food as my own cooking?" Skinner: "Ho ho ho hoh ho (inhales), Seymour, delightfully devilish!" === Chalmers: "Uh-" [cue song] "The superintendent's gonna need his medication in town tonight There'll be trouble, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations: Skinner, with his crazy explanations..." [end song] Chalmers: "Seymour!!!" === Skinner: "Superintendent! Care 'ta join me? Isometric exercise, on the windowsill! I was just -- eh -- just stretching my calves!" Chalmers: "Seymour, why is there smoke coming out of your oven?" Skinner: "Ah, uh... ohh!! It's steam -- that isn't smoke! We're having steamed clams! Steam from the steamed clams! Mmmm!..." === Skinner: (exhales in relief) "Whooh..." === Skinner: "You're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers, I hope, superintendent!" Chalmers: "I... thought we were having steamed clams." Skinner: "I said steamed hams, d'oh no! That's what I call hamburgers." Chalmers: "You call hamburgers steamed hams?" Skinner: "Yes!" Chalmers: "Ah-huh." Skinner: "It's a regional dialect." Chalmers: "Uh, what region?" Skinner: "New York? D'uh... upstate." Chalmers: "Really. Well I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams' -- I'm from Utica." Skinner: "Oh, it's an Albany expression, not in Utica, no." Chalmers: "I see." Chalmers: "These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, y'know." Skinner: "Ho ho ho ho, no! (Inhales) Old family recipe! Patented Skinner burgers!" Chalmers: "...for steamed hams." Skinner: "Yes!" Chalmers: "Yes. Despite the fact they are obviously grilled, you call them steamed hams." Skinner: "One thing I sh-... You know, th-... (Inhales)... N- y- uh-... 'scuse me for one second." Chalmers: "Of course." === Skinner: "Ah... well! I'm pooped. Good time was had by all -- that was wonderful." Chalmers: "Yes, I should be- What is happening in there, good lord?!" Skinner: "Aurora borealis?" Chalmers: "A- Aurora borealis?! Localized in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of the year?!" Skinner: "Yes." Chalmers: "May I see it?" Skinner: "No." === Agnes: "Help! Help!" Skinner: "No, mother." Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, you steam a good ham, but I must say: you are an odd fellow." Agnes: "Seymour, the house is on fire!" Skinner: "It's just the northern lights."

What it's like learning Japanese, this is.

Holy crap! These scrambled words actually make perfect sentences.

why does the start of the regional dialect conversation actually flow better than it normally does

Love how they also scrambled the laughter.

In a parallel universe this is the script

So basically they all talk like Yoda.

Luncheon unforgettable

“New York, uh… upstate.” This sounds more like he’s making it up on the spot.

"Well, despite your directions, I made it, Seymour."

The original actors trying to say the lines years later and annoying hardcore fans by getting them wrong

the song makes no sense but the rest so far is fine

This might be the best steamed hams edit ever made. Also, I find Skinner's line at 1:35 funnier than the original.

"HELP! _HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!_ " "No, Mother..." LOL

"Disguise *it* as my own cooking" That's missing.

“Help! Heeeelp!” “No, mother!”

Mother: HEEEEELLLPP!!! Seymour: *N O M O T H E R*

NO MOTHER

Well Seymour, you steamed a good ham. But I must say, you’re an odd fellow. This sentence looks way more negative.

When you're so severely dyslexic, that you recreate coherent descriptions.

this does indeed convey _generally_ the same story.

this just feels unscripted more like a natural conversation lol

This makes Seymour seem more panicked and Chalmers generally still makes sense. Good job.

"HEEEELP!!!" "No Mother"

the best part about this video is that it demonstrates the importance of active voice vs. passive voice -- something important in fields like technical writing

The missing word is "it" In the original he says "but what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise IT as my own cooking" in this version he says, "but what if, I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"

steamed hams but it's in passive voice

I don't know why "It's an Albany expression, not in Utica, no" is cracking me up so hard

The way he asks about the Aurora Borealis makes it not a question out of doubt, but as if it happens once a year.

New York. Uhhh, Upstate?

I found the word that was cut. It's "and". 1:30

A good video for discussing syntax and sentence construction.

The 'it' is the missing one at 0:22 -"but what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking" -"but what if... I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"

This might be one of the best Steamed Hams memes I've ever seen.

i like how he also scrambled the "ho ho ho"

When you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer

This script is grammatically correct, but it's wordy and hard to read.

Lol that ending XD

Wow reversing the order of a compliment and an insult really changes the impression left

Switching the "ho ho ho"s was amazing.

Meanwhile in another dimention slightly different than ours

"HeeLP! HEEYLP!" *"no mother"*

ESOL_students.mp4

"help seymour" "no mother"

"Help, help!" "No, mother."

That moment when grammarly hates everything about what you've written and changes th order of everything.

"Seymour... why is there smoke coming out of your oven?" Actually sounds better than the original on paper.

This is so satisfying for some reason

This video should have been titled, "The words are scrambled in a way that generally conveys the same story but Steam Hams"

"These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, y'know?"

Part of me was really hoping that the aurora borealis bit would just be normal

When Yoda recites Steamed Hams

"can i copy your homework" "yeah but change it a bit"

2:31 "HEEELP! HEEELP!" "No mother" well that gott dark

“Help!” “Help”. “No mother”. That cracked me up 😂

“You’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! I hope…”

the general story may be the same, but the vibe is all out of whack.

I liked the scrambled "ho oh oh ho"

I don't think any of these will ever get old.

“Be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon…I hope”

That deserves waaaaay more views.

Parts of this ramble, not all, seemingly have Swedish grammar and wordflow 🥰🇸🇪💪

When you learn different word orders in foreign language classes

I missed this the first time, but I’m glad I caught it now

The part where you bothered to scramble Skinner laughing to himself fuckin' got me.

"You steam a good ham but I must say you are an odd fellow" Chalmers basically says that you cook good but that doesn't outweigh your weirdness