stede being my fave for 5 minutes

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fairieemy

2 жыл бұрын

stan stede for a good life, enjoy the video
edited with CapCut
clips from KZfaq
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

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@heddathunstrom2805 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Stede can have the most theatrical responses to everyday events, but when someone stabs him in the guts: "...Did you mean to do that?"

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Right it’s so funny 😭

@brain_apostrophe_t 2 жыл бұрын

His whole excited gesture when he says "well sussed", from face to arms to clothes, makes me smile

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

It makes me smile too it’s so cute

@misanthrope9645 2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

@@misanthrope9645 0:49 :)

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

hes gilderoy lockhart, only reverse, cos no one around him believes the lie hes telling, but hes totally convinced himself XD

@user-dg3ug7ny5d Жыл бұрын

@@marycanary86 HOLY SHIT! THAT'S who I've been thinking of.

@flaritivity 2 жыл бұрын

“Man for sale!!” Will forever be one of my favorite Stede quotes

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

One of mine too!

@wheresmadonna192 2 жыл бұрын

I know the whole republic of pirates set up is so funny😂

@danniruthvan3265 2 жыл бұрын

“Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!”

@bobrossestitaniumwhitepaint 2 жыл бұрын

i find myself saying it under my breath so often i swear

@inkonsistency 2 жыл бұрын

I was trying to study for my final exam but all I could think of was "Man for sale" 👀

@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын

I love his scream when he sees Ed without the beard. He's such a precious bean

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Me too it’s so funny 😭

@nyong-an706 5 ай бұрын

honestly I had the same reaction as Stede😂

@hopelesswanderer682 2 жыл бұрын

I only noticed Stede saying ‘healthy, study, obedient!’ in my rewatch and I laughed so hard lol Also - ‘Check out this *fabulous booty* I’m hawking!’ 😂😂

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He has so many funny lines off screen 😭

@thecaptainsnark 2 жыл бұрын

i just noticed him saying "seems like there's trouble in paradise" when izzy comes over to yell at Ed hanging from the ropes.

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

and so, ed did. checked the bitch straight tf outta there and brought it home to -heal- defrost on the counter overnight, staring at it the whole time

@tfantasyfan 2 жыл бұрын

only the purest of love for this absolute disaster of a human being. this oblivious muppet menace just trying to do both his best and his worst simultaneously. i never knew what it meant to be struck by a bolt of blorbofication lightning until i started the pilot ep of this show.

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He’s so chaotic good that it makes my heart so happy he’s just absolutely encapsulating in everything he does

@funnylittlecreature Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@alextheasparagus6675 2 жыл бұрын

this silly, silly man lives in my head rent free. every damn day I hear his singsongy little voice with the silly little accent and that’s the same man who sort of set fire to a whole ship and was proud of it

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I love stede so much and that’s one of my fave scenes where he just looks at the camera and smiles while Ed looks at him with adoration and shock

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

"eat an apple for gods sake?!" has become a standard response at my house xD were also struggling to get out of the habit of very loudly trying to sell men at random times :p

@ConradTwigs 2 жыл бұрын

"Now that's a fuckery" I adore how happy he is.

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

ed is gonna be so proud ;O_O; (once hes done being absolutely spitting furious)

@beckyb.5097 Жыл бұрын

okay but was anyone else a little bit proud of stede when he actuallly acted like a pirate with mary's lover and slammed him on the table? he's still a soft bean, but that was the first time we saw him legitimately get angry

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I definitely was!! It shows how Stede honestly has changed a lot since he first left a great scene

@Kayhi 10 ай бұрын

Me seeing it: *wipes tear* our baby’s all grown up.

@kokopuff5836 2 жыл бұрын

stebe is such a mood the "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?!....Probably I think so" got me 🤣

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Right I love that line 😭

@i-was-born 2 жыл бұрын

Stede: *exists* The fandom: 💕too precious for this world💕❤

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly can we blame us 👀

@i-was-born 2 жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy honestly? NO!

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there 👀

@i-was-born 2 жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy I'll never miss an opportunity to quote this show.

@amysinyard2239 7 ай бұрын

We’re all on the Stede Bonnet protection squad! Love this silly guy!

@NikkiVolturi 2 жыл бұрын

"Keep it straight if you can" David Jenkins: I can not.

@brightlightsandredeyes2057 2 жыл бұрын

this is the first compilation i've seen that includes the "please move" part THANK YOU POUTY STEDE IS SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

YOURE WELCOME!! I LOVE THAT SCENE OF HIM

@brightlightsandredeyes2057 2 жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy NO, THANK YOU!!!! i just think we as a society HAVEN’T talked about pouty stede enough:(!

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

we need to talk abt stede at every debate that deals with the world

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

hes so pathetic and adorable

@amelooloo 2 жыл бұрын

healthy! sturdy! obedient! plays in my head on a loop

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

the pause between sturdy and obedient is so funny 😭

@brain_apostrophe_t 2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed before that Ed cradles the side of that french guys face when he says "lower" deck. Oh Ed, you need to hug someone

@starkout5704 2 жыл бұрын

Minute???

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

You can see Ed doing it at 4:56 :)

@starkout5704 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks ❤️❤️

@hopelesswanderer682 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed this too! Poor Ed 😅🥺

@zezetops 2 жыл бұрын

he's saying "là-bas" actually. French for "there" or "that way" ;)

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

my ABSOLUTE fave stede moments of them all is "THIS is your emergency?? eat an apple for gods sake!" because its so petty and self-centered cos all he wanted in that moment was to flirt with ed, and "fine! ILL intervene!", because of the way he flips every single flippable thing on his person and also because... thats also so so stede? just too stupid to feel fear, insisting on propriety, and if no one else will take the lead, then damn it, here comes captain dumbass, carried on the wings of good intentions.

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

OMG YESSS. Whenever I see people saying that he’s this polite gentleman all the time I’m like did we watch the same show? Dude is the most sassiest petty diva in a good way. I love how he is unbothered over the oranges because he’s only focused on making Ed stay longer

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy sometimes his "chaotic" really trumps his "good" x'D

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

@@marycanary86 true true !

@ahobbit1273 Жыл бұрын

“Here comes captain dumbass, carried on the wings of good intentions” omg you’re incredible 😂

@briannawarren4174 2 жыл бұрын

I really hope we see Stede and Blackbeard hug, I feel like Stede gives really good hugs. Really warm dude 🙂

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He would give the best hugs I agree

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

i want them to hug WHILE ed ugly-cries

@besthobbit 2 жыл бұрын

This entire show is such a gem

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

It really is

@tylerdaly5395 2 жыл бұрын

i just... adore him. dote on him. all my love.

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I adore him so much too, he’s just amazing

@niamhallen1448 2 жыл бұрын

Izzy: this isn’t over mr bonnet Stede, shirt half cut off: good. cause I kind of enjoyed it

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I love that scene

@lilik7708 Жыл бұрын

"I'm not a pirate, I'm an idiot!" is in my opinion the best line in TV history

@karen-but-make-it-gay147 Жыл бұрын

I just love the "unhand me or bleed" scene because it shows everyone that he truly has seen some stuff. And the little scream upon seeing Ed with no beard... perfection.

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I always have to rewind unhand me or bleed twice whenever I watch that episode it’s one of my fave Stede scenes!!

@karen-but-make-it-gay147 Жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy It's one of my fave Stede scenes as well

@seokjinluv Жыл бұрын

1:49 HELP I NEVER NOTICED IZZY JUST FUCKIN LEAVING LIKE THAT 💀😭😭

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭

@jude8072 Жыл бұрын

Stedes voice makes me so happy 😭 It sounds so cartoony

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

Yess I love his little voice so much😭😭

@Celestial.Fantasy 2 жыл бұрын

“Check out this fabulous booty I’m hawkin’!!!”

@garmadonthesensei59 Жыл бұрын

My favorite line is “treasure is the real treasure” 😂😂🥹

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

It’s underrated for sure

@solahola6220 Жыл бұрын

They couldn't have found anyone better for this role than rhys darby fr

@meganritaville 2 жыл бұрын

GOD i love that funky lil gentleman the way he says “now THATS a fuckery! :D” lives in my head

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He’s absolutely amazing

@jostewart3192 2 жыл бұрын

2:55 Ed’s face is burned into my brain. He is the most beautiful soft murder-y cinnamon roll of my life

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He really is

@thecaptainsnark 2 жыл бұрын

Is it terrible that I knew exactly what face you were talking about before I clicked?

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

that scene is screaming hilarious because of ed fuming while loading up his stupid, ancient gun and so desperately sweet for the way hes looking at stede like "dad come pick me up, theyre meanies...."

@frankiep1351 Жыл бұрын

the way he just listens bc it’s stede telling him to chill. i cry

@teadrinker44 2 жыл бұрын

"omg he's gay" TOOK ME OFF GUARD;;

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I saw someone put that in their comp and it’s so perfect for the crews reaction I had to put it too LMAO

@sophiechekares9629 2 жыл бұрын

“plz move” 🥺

@NeoNovastar 2 жыл бұрын

Putting the Doug threatening scene after the Blackbeard demonstration made my heart explode omg. Not that I want to see Stede become murderous, but Stede standing up for himself is just -chefs kiss-

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love stede standing up, specifically the unhand me or bleed scene, when he tells calico to get off his ship, and when he defends himself in the bar by saying he’s seen death. I want to see some more stede defending himself next season

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

id lowkey love to see stede finish izzy off in a duel? cos i feel like theyve been slowly amping up the intensity of their sword fights, first on the island, then izzy gets a technical KO on the ship.... but i also dont want stede to kill any more people, but i kinda want him to kill izzy so ed wont have to...?

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I’m not quite sure what direction I want izzy to have next season. I’m honestly just going to wait and see whatever David comes up with because I have trust it will be right

@marycanary86 Жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy if he gets a redemption arc ill fucking rage quit. we saw eds dad get wiped out, we got the badmintons offed, its not like the show is afraid to let a bully cark it

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

@@marycanary86 if David chooses to redeem him, I want him to get told off in a yell or maybe a duel or smth he can’t get off super easy 👀

@staryellos 2 жыл бұрын

1:24 I NEVER NOTICED HIS GASP BEFORE IN THIS SCENE ITS SO FUNNY

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

ITS SUPER FUNNY

@chezjulie_ 2 жыл бұрын

I've never noticed how he's chilling on the tribesman's naked thigh @0:55 😂

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he connects with one of the elders 😭

@hattie7306 7 ай бұрын

best stede quote of all time: "i may be landed gentry, but im thrilled to be granted entry :D"

@ness4580 2 жыл бұрын

the way this took me a good ten minutes to watch just bc i kept rewinding bc i love him sm ... bless

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

stede is amazing so i get it

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

oh, only a monster would watch this from start to finish without skipping back to watch their fave parts at least once before letting the vid continue

@rogue-taxidermy_griffin Жыл бұрын

Stede as the fuckery director triggers my inner theater child

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

He’s absolutely perfect at it

@Noah-mf5pr 9 ай бұрын

the running joke about them saying izzy's name as iggy is always so funny every time

@rolo8542 2 жыл бұрын

'He doesn't kiss, no one likes him.' What's that voice Rhys? 😂

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Yes that’s Rhys talking!

@rolo8542 2 жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy yeh he just has a slightly weird voice for that line it's cute.

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

@@rolo8542 i love rhys' accent sm

@rolo8542 2 жыл бұрын

He's adorable

@Duckduckwater Жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy this line is such a Darbyism I wouldn’t be surprised if he was improvising a bit in that scene

@joanmilton9986 Жыл бұрын

His feet flutter when they pull him back on board. "Watch my buttons."

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I love when he does that 😭

@bellablue5285 2 жыл бұрын

3:08 cheers for including this scene

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

you’re welcome :))

@nirvananikiforov5713 Жыл бұрын

I NEVER NOTICED THAT IZZY LEAVES WHEN THEY SWITCH CLOTHES 😭

@sophovot5079 2 жыл бұрын

0:05 sorry i know this is about stede but 5 seconds in and i have fallen in love with con oneill

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

It’s okay I love con sm which is why I enjoy Izzy as a character 😅

@DreamsofmyDreams 2 жыл бұрын

Stede is adorable 😫🥰

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

He is 😭💕

@kashiichan 2 жыл бұрын

1:48 **Izzy just leaves** **dead**

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

if fucking only??? lmao

@katerynaiontseva3254 2 жыл бұрын

"Keep it straight if you can!" Not in this show, pal.

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

"hold the bottom, please" lucious looking like someone will have to *hold the bottom* , lest he commit a violent crime XD

@mysticalkeyblade759 Жыл бұрын

Stede was actually my first genuine man crush

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

He was added to my list of fictional men crushes 😭

@thisisjamsomewhere 2 жыл бұрын

Stede oh Stede you wonderful, funny, idiotic, adorable character I love u so ❤

@uncomfortableviewings9086 Жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this video so much I’m starting to sound like Stede unintentionally

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I quote him all the time it’s unhealthy

@uncomfortableviewings9086 Жыл бұрын

@@fairieemy literally starting to become part of my stims. Which isn’t good when I want to scream “CHECK OUT THIS FABULOUS BOOTY IM HAWKIN” 24/7

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

@@uncomfortableviewings9086 yeah no that would not work in a setting full of non ofmd watchers for sure

@itzakpoelzig330 Жыл бұрын

I have a theory that Stede's story about the man with a hook for a head is actually a sort of unconscious allegory about himself and how he sees his life. He can't eat (get any pleasure or fulfillment from ordinary life) and he doesn't kiss because nobody likes him (Stede feels alienated and unlikable because his own dad didn't like him, followed by his peers, and then his wife). I think this explains why he was so befuddled by Ed kissing him and wanting to be with him - it must have seemed totally unreal and unbelievable, based on all of Stede's previous experience of life and his own concept of himself.

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

Awww poor Stede :(( I really like this theory though!!

@UrgentCabbage99 2 жыл бұрын

1:50 SAME IZZY Lmao just 'I-I just can't NOPE'

@baronblackdragon9078 2 жыл бұрын

I just learned that Rhys Darby also voices Coran from Voltron

@akuloart 2 жыл бұрын

You mean Coran?

@wandanemer2630 2 жыл бұрын

Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man!! 💜

@Batmantherealbatman Жыл бұрын

I love stead sm I can't even describe it with words

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

Same he is in my mind 24/7

@whyisyoutubeusinghandles 2 жыл бұрын

OK BUT WHY IS THE UNHAND ME OR BLEED SCENE ATTRACTIVE HELP

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

I DONT KNOW EITHER I NEED HELP TOO

@fermentingdragon 2 жыл бұрын

its the fab for me

@katjackn 5 ай бұрын

“mAn FoR SaLE~” will always live rent free in my head

@skemcesisetlt2293 Жыл бұрын

You've snuck so many underrated moments in this you've won my heart 💖

@fairieemy Жыл бұрын

I’m glad you liked it!!💕💕

@TheRealArthurMorgann. 6 ай бұрын

"My name's Stede, and I'll be your robber here today." My favourite line 👌

@lauraway706 3 ай бұрын

One of my favourite Stede lines and only the other day I learnt that Rhys Darby improvised it.

@alyssameesh 2 жыл бұрын

i smile so hard when i watch these, thank youuuuu for making them :')

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Aw you’re welcome! Glad you enjoy them :))

@MicahRion Жыл бұрын

CALM DOWN mr wavey blade!

@panispeedwagoney 2 жыл бұрын

god knows, HOW MUCH i love stede bonnet

@fairieemy 2 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

exactly as much as izzy hates him

@T-Law. 11 ай бұрын

“Unhand me or bleed” if Ed saw that he would *not* know how to act. 😂 I wait for the day those two get drunk in a town one night and a Pirate Stede comes out.

@fairieemy 11 ай бұрын

I hope we get a scene like that!

@_yak.sha0 9 ай бұрын

MAN FOR SALEEEE

@ryangray8075 2 жыл бұрын

NOW THATS A FUCKERY 😁😁

@marycanary86 2 жыл бұрын

he looks so tired and so pleased with his days work

@junekarlbato 6 ай бұрын

2:47 this is one of my fave scene cuz like, Ed is about to blast someones skull and Stede is like "No stop" AND EDWARDS FACE IS JUST LIKE ">:((" AND STOPPED AND IT MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING NSNNDJCNS