Stellaris Is A Game Rated 7, So Here's My Empire of Eternal Suffering Slaves

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ASpec

ASpec

Күн бұрын

They're prisoners, with jobs. I guess. You know, for Kids!
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@arthurmorgan2861
@arthurmorgan2861 5 жыл бұрын
paradox: genocide is literally a game mechanic and is certainly encouraged in some cases save where enslavement is a better option PEGI: theres no gun, no gun = no violence -later Child: daddy, we must protect the integrity of the state, all those who oppose us must be forcefully made useful or disposed of Dad: wut
@rhs5683
@rhs5683 4 жыл бұрын
I think my grandpa would love the game...
@Himmyjewett
@Himmyjewett 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhs5683 he German
@rhs5683
@rhs5683 3 жыл бұрын
@@Himmyjewett How do you guest it?
@orctrihar
@orctrihar 3 жыл бұрын
If parents really cared what there childs could learn, they would not allow Neo-feminist or SJW to live.
@tomchristie5547
@tomchristie5547 3 жыл бұрын
@@orctrihar calm down, no need to get politics into this.
@darthcalanil5333
@darthcalanil5333 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone: this is the most genocidal game ever. Stellaris: rated 7
@Litovoiu
@Litovoiu 5 жыл бұрын
acording to PEGI been a mass murder(Stellaris or every PI, CA and Firaxis game) is better than a serial killer(GTA or every rpg/fps/action/fighting game). Better be Stalin than Bundy
@anthonylamonica8301
@anthonylamonica8301 5 жыл бұрын
One death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. - Stalin
@handlesarecringe957
@handlesarecringe957 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s be xenophobic It’s really in this year Let’s find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear There’s no more cutesy stories about E.T. phoning home Let’s learn to love our neighbors like the Christians did in Rome We know we ought to hate em They’re different, you see We’ve seen they’re mean and ugly on movies and TV The folks who ought to know have told us how it’s got to be The gospel truth is told in scenes from Alien and V Let’s wipe out any life form that seems to be a threat We’ll serve them up a genocide they never will forget Cause if we leave a couple, they’ll breed a couple more And soon we’ll all be hating twice as many as before You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind A more delightful race than us, you’ll never, ever find So step aside you star-slime! We’re ready for your worst! We know you want to beat us Enslave us and defeat us Oppress us and browbeat us unless we get you first!
@2DemiGods
@2DemiGods 4 жыл бұрын
@@handlesarecringe957 /watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo :))) Also I want to upvote the original comment but can't as it's already at 666.
@chadthundercock4806
@chadthundercock4806 4 жыл бұрын
@@Litovoiu My dad hates it when i play Hitman, but hes fine with me playing nazi germany in hoi 4.
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 5 жыл бұрын
Robot: Does this unit have a soul? Maker: Doesn't matter, we treat you equally with xenos so be proud of that, and get sweepin'! Robot: Yay...
@kenlee5509
@kenlee5509 5 жыл бұрын
Maker: We won't eat you. Robot: I like you...
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 5 жыл бұрын
At least they have more rights compared to the neighbouring empires
@fieldy409
@fieldy409 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing we programmed the robots to like being slaves.
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 5 жыл бұрын
"What is my purpose, father?" "You pass the butter." "... Oh my God..." "Yeah, welcome to the club pal."
@wiki3061
@wiki3061 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I love you too! -in Pathfinder Voice
@Protect_all_ljf3forms
@Protect_all_ljf3forms 5 жыл бұрын
My slaves are nerve snapped indentured food. Rated 7+
@xanosdarkpaw1
@xanosdarkpaw1 5 жыл бұрын
No, drop nerv stapled. make them super intelligent instead. More fun like that.
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 5 жыл бұрын
Drop the nerve staple, the misery and unhappiness adds to the flavour ^w^ Though, I understand the appeal of easy cattle...
@beanos8024
@beanos8024 5 жыл бұрын
Stellaris here, we make 7 year olds become Dictatorial Fascists and future leaders of tyranny. ( This is literally lower than ESRB's rating of Minecraft, which was a 10+. Yep, using pixelated swords to kill pixelated creatures make it a 10+ according to ESRB. OH MY GOD THE HORROR, WE MUST SHEILD OUR YOUNG FROM THIS.... THIS... EVIL!)
@this_is_patrick
@this_is_patrick 5 жыл бұрын
Being stressed is known to make cattle meat harder, less tastier and gamey. Nobody would want crappy xeno meat :(
@kacpersulik4219
@kacpersulik4219 5 жыл бұрын
@@this_is_patrick You're not paying for a tasty meal, you're paying for an experience. Experience of lifetime of suffering for the meat on the plate, that is.
@noahturner6807
@noahturner6807 5 жыл бұрын
"First prize is a chance to live, second prize... you really don't want to hear what the second prize is".
@MASTERMIND-mr6er
@MASTERMIND-mr6er 5 жыл бұрын
But.....but.....BUT i WANT TO KNOW!!!
@beanos8024
@beanos8024 5 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm tasty genocide.....
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 5 жыл бұрын
Second prize is you become very nutritional.
@STOTTINMAD
@STOTTINMAD 5 жыл бұрын
The Legion would like a word
@osmosisjones2822
@osmosisjones2822 4 жыл бұрын
Knee caps ?
@jagothegamer5750
@jagothegamer5750 5 жыл бұрын
*Calls empire "Prisoners with jobs Bois" to avoid demonitization* *One minute later* *WE ARE USING THE SLAVER GUILDS CIVIC* KZfaq: *DEMONITIZED*
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
mr. KZfaq, I don't feel so good.
@beanos8024
@beanos8024 5 жыл бұрын
BEGONE, CASH!
@ObliviouslyAware
@ObliviouslyAware 5 жыл бұрын
I like to play as a hive mind, something tells me that despite them being almost indistinguishable from slavers, youtube wouldn't demonetize that civic, as it's what they themselves use as a civic.
@dragonnestking3418
@dragonnestking3418 5 жыл бұрын
Let me in, let me iin! LET ME IIIINNNN!
@mascar1lha
@mascar1lha 4 жыл бұрын
youtube doesnt dig on slavery? Egalitarian wimps
@cakepie3484
@cakepie3484 5 жыл бұрын
Bird people: *Exist* Aspec: "The snack that smiles back you say?"
@vvbr2372
@vvbr2372 5 жыл бұрын
*Belgium system doesn't exist* Belgium: Am I a joke to you? Aspec: yes
@kingbrennus1580
@kingbrennus1580 3 жыл бұрын
Belgium is basically a non country.
@user-hq1yp5ij5j
@user-hq1yp5ij5j 5 жыл бұрын
Armageddon bombardment, xenophobia, planet-scale purging, eating your neighbourgs, world-cracking every other month. Pegi: Y'know for Kids!
@Mythtic
@Mythtic 5 жыл бұрын
Антон Козьмин e don’t forget, there’s xenophilia as well
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mythtic oh yes, triple green titties.
@axelva2635
@axelva2635 4 жыл бұрын
And do t forget that he could have had an entire espieces worked to desth
@tigerstorm6622
@tigerstorm6622 5 жыл бұрын
“Eh, they’re Xenos. They deserve it!” -Aspec
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 5 жыл бұрын
Good old Inquisitor Aspec.
@SirMarshalHaig
@SirMarshalHaig 3 жыл бұрын
"That´s what they get for being filthy Xenos" Captain General Kitten - I think
@dinamosflams
@dinamosflams 2 жыл бұрын
🅱️ased
@pyroman2918
@pyroman2918 5 жыл бұрын
"Prisoners with jobs". I see you figured out the same trick as the US prison system
@TheMadYetti
@TheMadYetti 2 жыл бұрын
more like modern work enviroment and everything around it
@randomintrovertedspider7510
@randomintrovertedspider7510 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's actually how the US prison system gets away with a lot - as slavery is illegal, unless as punishment for a crime.
@ryanheydon8975
@ryanheydon8975 5 жыл бұрын
ASpec, I am disappointed. So much joke potential unused. Where was the obligatory "I have a job offer they can't refuse." Or what about "War? I don't do war. I do recruitment drives!". Not to forget: "Galactic slave market? Don't you mean galactic job center?".
@vadanzam8325
@vadanzam8325 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, take a look at all those young fresh souls aspired to find a job for life!"
@makaramuss
@makaramuss 5 жыл бұрын
why all of those things reminding me communism? this is communism isnt it O_O
@mykomatos5445
@mykomatos5445 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry but it will not be possible to keep you with us in this company" as your turn the sibulan into livestock
@ceimurautumns5539
@ceimurautumns5539 5 жыл бұрын
@@mykomatos5445 probably not since you cant own anything in communism even slaves.
@vadanzam8325
@vadanzam8325 5 жыл бұрын
@@mykomatos5445 No-no, it's "Welcome to our Food Department!"
@InnocuousRemark
@InnocuousRemark 5 жыл бұрын
Slaves? No, we refer to the valued members of that class as "exceptional individuals."
@targitausrithux2320
@targitausrithux2320 5 жыл бұрын
InnocuousRemark or “exceptionally dedicated and legally binded (aswell as physically) individuals”
@albertkops2459
@albertkops2459 5 жыл бұрын
alternatively, "permanent unpaid internship"
@utubinator
@utubinator 5 жыл бұрын
Q: Does this unit have a soul? A: We don't care.
@harbl99
@harbl99 5 жыл бұрын
"The content of this game is acceptable for ages 7 and up." -- ESRB * smiles wickedly in Horizon Signal *
@confusedflourbeetle4734
@confusedflourbeetle4734 5 жыл бұрын
* smiles wickedly in fanatical purifier *
@defies4626
@defies4626 5 жыл бұрын
@@confusedflourbeetle4734 * Smiles wickedly in Driven Assimilator *
@themathmoth7393
@themathmoth7393 5 жыл бұрын
* Smiles wickedly in Ravenous Hive *
@despicableocelot8459
@despicableocelot8459 5 жыл бұрын
* laughs in Barbaric Despoiler *
@spicingdeed8931
@spicingdeed8931 4 жыл бұрын
* smiles in Apocalypse *
@TheTank1900
@TheTank1900 5 жыл бұрын
The only opportunity you have missed is giving your livestock a single bad trait that doesn’t effect them in the slightest but gives you an extra perk point so you can make them agrarian to give you even more food.
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 5 жыл бұрын
Agrarian cattle? If it farms itself would it be vegan?
@TheTank1900
@TheTank1900 5 жыл бұрын
@@MediumRareOpinions I honestly don't even know if that would work, I haven't tried it, but it makes sense, since it gives food for jobs and being livestock is technically a job. Unless they changed it to food from farmer jobs, in which case it wouldn't be particularly useful. But I mean, if you're used to being on a farm anyway, how much difference does it make going from the farmer to the farmed?
@Dark_Slayer3000
@Dark_Slayer3000 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: Hey kid, what you playing? Lil timmy: I´m playing the stellaris game, thanks for buying it for me dad Dad: No problem son, you turned seven last week and I´m glad you like your present :D Dad: So anyway, what you´re doing right now? Lil timmy: Oh, I´m just pillaging a aliens planet and forcing the enslaved prisoners to commit genocide on their own people Dad: Glad you´re having fun, son. It´s way better here than with mom, right?
@orctrihar
@orctrihar 3 жыл бұрын
That end touched me
@Lyze
@Lyze 5 жыл бұрын
I'm amused that the Sibularn Slaughterers became the food that was for slaughtering. Missed an opertunity though, could have called their genemod improved species 'Winner Winner Chicken Dinner'.
@StarshadowMelody
@StarshadowMelody 5 жыл бұрын
I find it remarkably karmic, in actuality.
@neroham93
@neroham93 2 жыл бұрын
Shoulda renamed them to KFC
@RoverStorm
@RoverStorm 5 жыл бұрын
So is this a bad time to mention that you can reproduce with livestock if you pick up xenocompatability before swapping to xenophobic?
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ, I didn't even think of that.
@Terrkas0
@Terrkas0 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone got a topic for the next video^^
@Red-S-267
@Red-S-267 5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow
@theoheinrich529
@theoheinrich529 5 жыл бұрын
Cha cha real smooth.
@lynnusuk2092
@lynnusuk2092 5 жыл бұрын
What ya mean? Kids love that
@Sumowning
@Sumowning 5 жыл бұрын
*plays calm music whilst disintegrating an entire planet with a super weapon* Rated age 7 and above.
@Alchemeri
@Alchemeri 5 жыл бұрын
Stellaris: **has literally a genocide for food option** PEGI: 7 lol
@exantiuse497
@exantiuse497 4 жыл бұрын
Stellaris: Has literally no on-screen violence, and all the supposed murder is represented by numbers going up or down. Also no sex, no nudity and no swearing Internet moral crusaders: OMG make it adults only
@badjuju2721
@badjuju2721 4 жыл бұрын
@@exantiuse497 its a joke dude, literally everyone except you got it
@admiralrhino4049
@admiralrhino4049 3 жыл бұрын
@@badjuju2721 should at least be 13 tho tbh
@thanhvinhnguyento7069
@thanhvinhnguyento7069 10 ай бұрын
​@@exantiuse497 I bet most tyrants never looked their victims face to face either. Sure as hell they just looked at the reports and signed their death warrants
@ozzyjames87
@ozzyjames87 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine having family members abducted by aliens and then seeing those family members return as part of a conquering alien army controlled by a chip in their brain.
@dango6266
@dango6266 5 жыл бұрын
That'd be a great idea for a movie or book.
@elliotfeldman341
@elliotfeldman341 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the the Imperial Radch Trilogy by Ann Leckie has this in it.
@lynnusuk2092
@lynnusuk2092 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the brain slaves in mazinger Z
@AG3624C
@AG3624C 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't there a Tom Cruise movie with that as the plot...
@tacticaldroidtx22
@tacticaldroidtx22 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much Space Ottoman Empire.
@liammcdougall1790
@liammcdougall1790 5 жыл бұрын
Belgium: exists Aspec: it's free real estate
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
It's the roadbump to France.
@liammcdougall1790
@liammcdougall1790 5 жыл бұрын
Or to Germany...
@paxtatarica8982
@paxtatarica8982 4 жыл бұрын
F
@canyonntt6969
@canyonntt6969 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt know you were German
@russman3787
@russman3787 4 жыл бұрын
"Standing above the writhing masses, who are basically in eternal agony" Moments later: "Take care of yourselves and, of course, each other"
@BigDap1625
@BigDap1625 5 жыл бұрын
Now I’m tempted to go through the localization files and replace all occurrences of slave with prisoners with jobs
@erikmckoul2478
@erikmckoul2478 5 жыл бұрын
It must be "prisoners" or "friends" but most importantly can't forget the quotation marks. lol
@dylangrizzle
@dylangrizzle 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite video about Stellaris. Best long form video essay/meme.
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@allthenewsordeath5772
@allthenewsordeath5772 5 жыл бұрын
My eight-year-old plays Stellaris during his free time when he’s not brushing up on calculus or studying for his entrance exams. Perhaps me and the wife are pushing him too hard?
@moroteseoinage
@moroteseoinage 5 жыл бұрын
Nah. Get him into a judo class so he can practice murder three times a week.
@PerfectAlibi1
@PerfectAlibi1 5 жыл бұрын
Is he doctor yet?! Talk to me when he doctor!
@kubli365
@kubli365 5 жыл бұрын
@Yaroslav L lmao this ain't Crusader Kings
@KeiKAndLies
@KeiKAndLies 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he isn't thinking of going to art school.
@kubli365
@kubli365 5 жыл бұрын
@Yaroslav L I'm saying if you wanna teach the boy politics you give him Crusader Kings and not shitty shallow Stellar.
@michaelw6277
@michaelw6277 4 жыл бұрын
Your 7 year old son: “daddy, what’s a slave?” ASpec: “delicious food”
@maxpowerdup
@maxpowerdup 5 жыл бұрын
The Sibulan Slaughterers were right all along!
@Truemmerphantom
@Truemmerphantom 5 жыл бұрын
The title alone made me like this video. Aspec you maniac! xD . Oh, and No views. :O
@doryl.5948
@doryl.5948 5 жыл бұрын
Game Rating System: *Shows someone's back* Woah, that's too much skin there! *Rates 16+* *Enslaves entire species, genocides animals, and annexes empires* This is fine. *Rates 7+* - PEGI rating is a perfect system with no flaws whatsoever.
@alexanerose4820
@alexanerose4820 5 жыл бұрын
Are all slaves enslaved equally is some slaves are in more demand then others? *X-Files theme plays*
@skoltrubaduren
@skoltrubaduren 5 жыл бұрын
wait did you not play slaves and rulers in kindergarden? i thougt that was mandatory
@Mamorufumio
@Mamorufumio 4 жыл бұрын
found the british person
@whitneylackenbauer9782
@whitneylackenbauer9782 4 жыл бұрын
Andr Pratt didn't the U.S go longer before abolishing slavery. ( also I am Canadian not British, so that card won't work)
@Mamorufumio
@Mamorufumio 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitneylackenbauer9782 yeah you have a point, to be fair it took another century before we gave them equal rights.
@samuelr.6046
@samuelr.6046 3 жыл бұрын
No...
@canyonntt6969
@canyonntt6969 3 жыл бұрын
Also known as the American South game.
@Snoogen11
@Snoogen11 3 жыл бұрын
Alien: No, please don't put me in the mincing machine! Worker talking to his colleague: Aww, look bill, it's saying "I love lasagne".
@jaybee8862
@jaybee8862 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't 7 the perfect time to learn about slavery??? I mean just a year ago most of those children were all forced to leave their parents for 8 hours a day to be sent to a camp for the next 12-20 years where elders of their race will teach them what they need to serve their overlords up until their "retirement" in which case they have either most likely perished by that point or are sent to live in a home
@DimoB8
@DimoB8 5 жыл бұрын
That's dark man
@jarrett2211
@jarrett2211 4 жыл бұрын
6? I started school when I was 4
@casual_ice_consumer4148
@casual_ice_consumer4148 4 жыл бұрын
Also, if you live in China, you may be forced to manufacture iPhones in childhood.
@orctrihar
@orctrihar 3 жыл бұрын
That exactly how it work
@ashtonsnelgrove2893
@ashtonsnelgrove2893 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is that if the species has the Agrarian trait and you make them livestock, you still get the 15% food bonus.
@MouldMadeMind
@MouldMadeMind 3 жыл бұрын
That just means they are vetter at cultivating themself.
@balintnemes6774
@balintnemes6774 5 жыл бұрын
Rated 7/10, would give to my children again
@matthewmcneany
@matthewmcneany 5 жыл бұрын
If the Xenos won't be your friends - force them to become your friends.
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 5 жыл бұрын
You mean *employ* them? It's a job offer they simply can't refuse.
@tharnstonewall2005
@tharnstonewall2005 5 жыл бұрын
@@MediumRareOpinions wink wink nudge nudge
@icecold1805
@icecold1805 5 жыл бұрын
The 7 is it's IGN score 7/10. Their critics included "lack of microtransactions" and "it's not an EA game".
@chadthundercock4806
@chadthundercock4806 4 жыл бұрын
*Cackles in 50 dlc's*
@chadthundercock4806
@chadthundercock4806 4 жыл бұрын
@@unknownstranger6558 almost 100 dollars in dlc is really not cheap, its 20 bucks a pop.
@orctrihar
@orctrihar 3 жыл бұрын
@@chadthundercock4806 That cheap the DLC have real content that expend the game.
@chadthundercock4806
@chadthundercock4806 3 жыл бұрын
@@orctrihar Yeah and most of it should be included in the game, hundreds of dollars worth of dlc is outrageous.
@orctrihar
@orctrihar 3 жыл бұрын
@@chadthundercock4806 No it should not, the game was finish and so released, then they patched, and created additional content. DLC are extra who can complete the game, but they really needed to be part of it for the game to work, you could'nt play without them, but again, you can, and the can game is rich and interesting by himself. Finally, all of this is part of the continuity of order and freedom. Too much order and everyone suffocates. Too much freedom and people die unable to build anything stable.
@subway666SHITHOLE
@subway666SHITHOLE 5 жыл бұрын
Starts Game. Builds Salve Empire Meets Bird Species "hmmm i am a fan of chicken - yum" Bhahaha (i love this comment)
@sechrima9998
@sechrima9998 5 жыл бұрын
I would have given the chickens the Communal trait instead of Conservationist. Cram them tightly into cages.
@Nikita-ey9ks
@Nikita-ey9ks 5 жыл бұрын
AFAIK you can't make them Fertile and Communal at the same time
@sechrima9998
@sechrima9998 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nikita-ey9ks Ah, perhaps you're right.
@justinthompson6364
@justinthompson6364 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nikita-ey9ks The wiki says they can't be Communal and Nerve Stapled, but doesn't say anything about a problem with being Fertile and Communal
@MachineMan-mj4gj
@MachineMan-mj4gj 5 жыл бұрын
@@justinthompson6364 [battery farming intensifies]
@jehova131
@jehova131 3 жыл бұрын
My dad is over 70 years old. When I explained what this video was about and the game involved, he nearly died from laughing too much.
@secondaryfront
@secondaryfront 5 жыл бұрын
That empires list at 0:41 is charming XD
@marciusnhasty
@marciusnhasty 5 жыл бұрын
And if you started making templates for each planet type preference? Recolonize all of those previously useless planets? "Go wild, spin out of control, steamroll the galaxy..." ;-)
@defies4626
@defies4626 5 жыл бұрын
You know, a Kid's Game! * Insert Ironic Music Here *
@NeoYgdrassyl
@NeoYgdrassyl 5 жыл бұрын
The depravities of this game are only akin to those of CK2. I'm proud for ya ASpec
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
That game goes into a whole category of its own
@NeoYgdrassyl
@NeoYgdrassyl 5 жыл бұрын
@@A_Spec Of course, a refine man such as yourself has limits.
@JonathanToolonie
@JonathanToolonie 5 жыл бұрын
This is too entertaining. Could not stop laughing.
@TheEyeofMobius
@TheEyeofMobius 5 жыл бұрын
I have a similar yet different empire that is Militarist with Warrior culture. Domestic Servitude includes arena fighting...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, dualists..... I've never used em
@TheEyeofMobius
@TheEyeofMobius 5 жыл бұрын
@@A_Spec Yeah the empire is Authoritarian, Militarist, Spiritualist. Government is Slave Guild, Warrior Cult. Species is Repugnant. Decadent, Deviant, Venerable, Adaptive. I would like to see an adjustment to Warrior culture that gives duelist jobs 1 defensive army and can also be filled by battle thralls.
@chickennuggets4498
@chickennuggets4498 5 жыл бұрын
Its not a crime if they can't tell their enslaved. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@MaximusLight
@MaximusLight 5 жыл бұрын
5:38 Did ASpec just make an old school Return of the King animated film reference? Sir you've again earned some respect.
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
@o_austria_w1004
@o_austria_w1004 4 жыл бұрын
"Prisoners with Jobs" Thor Ragnarok. xD
@masterhawk3147
@masterhawk3147 3 жыл бұрын
Stellaris:I'm rated for seven, and up Also stellaris:Do you want slave, genocide, or livestock this entire race
@jonathanmartins7744
@jonathanmartins7744 5 жыл бұрын
Stellaris is the best game out there! Is the only game that I cannot get bored!
@jsr9617
@jsr9617 4 жыл бұрын
I was chuckling through this entire video. Great stuff. Add another play style to my list of things to try!
@tomsthefish2002
@tomsthefish2002 5 жыл бұрын
Love me some chicken.
@doorstopper674
@doorstopper674 5 жыл бұрын
*heavy breathing*
@MarkingBad
@MarkingBad 5 жыл бұрын
5 minutes in, Sol is *clearly visible*, inside the 1st xenos empire, and you aren't already engaged in a crusade to free the homeworld. 10 minutes in, you have a defensive trait for the new "prisoner species", and you don't immediately select "Battle Thralls." Son, I am disappoint.
@CrazyDutchguys
@CrazyDutchguys 5 жыл бұрын
how dare you eat the space budgies
@NapolisthePirate
@NapolisthePirate 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't eat Bubbles, so that's okay in my book....
@positronundervolt4799
@positronundervolt4799 5 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you cobber. I've been smuggling those budgies all along.
@CapPewpew
@CapPewpew 5 жыл бұрын
I like your creative empire names btw
@gabrielgilliam6888
@gabrielgilliam6888 4 жыл бұрын
This video was absolutely brilliant
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 5 жыл бұрын
Hmm so this is where the dark eldar got there inspiration.
@alltheclovers266
@alltheclovers266 5 жыл бұрын
Hey what's your favourite social media platform? 17:44
@battlemode
@battlemode 4 жыл бұрын
Great video! :D
@solk.posner7201
@solk.posner7201 5 жыл бұрын
Aspec, you are a fucking mad genius. Keep on the (not so) good work. 😂🤙🏽
@TheRewasder97
@TheRewasder97 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you revisiting this build with the new federations update, with the origins and all
@LoicJ29
@LoicJ29 5 жыл бұрын
Omg what an amazing video, please Aspec give us more of the galactic-wide recruitement interviews of emprisoned KFC Tenders
@raccoon3164
@raccoon3164 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like my normal play style
@AlexanderGedz
@AlexanderGedz 5 жыл бұрын
17:43 > It was free real estate all along
@assassinzakral7023
@assassinzakral7023 5 жыл бұрын
*IMPERIUM OF MAN INTENSIFYS*
@Eros12289
@Eros12289 5 жыл бұрын
Now get thrall worlds and just have endless lines of happy volunteers
@HairyTuttle
@HairyTuttle 4 жыл бұрын
"nerve stapled" Brings back happy memories of SMAC. :)
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 4 жыл бұрын
Please don't go, the drones need you, they look up to you
@valiatus6719
@valiatus6719 5 жыл бұрын
*Commits omnicide and works entire species to death, and processes countless others into food while enslaving the rest* F a m i l y F r i e n d l y
@YourLocalMairaaboo
@YourLocalMairaaboo 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't work them to death. It's a waste of resources! He works them just shy of it.
@prosyndication21
@prosyndication21 5 жыл бұрын
#JustASpecThings
@RocketPropelledMexican
@RocketPropelledMexican 5 жыл бұрын
And here I thought my space ISIS playthrough was bad enough
@theterribleanimator1793
@theterribleanimator1793 5 жыл бұрын
how do you do space isis?
@thecanadiendream9507
@thecanadiendream9507 5 жыл бұрын
@@theterribleanimator1793 that comment XD
@theterribleanimator1793
@theterribleanimator1793 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecanadiendream9507 :D
@thecanadiendream9507
@thecanadiendream9507 5 жыл бұрын
@@theterribleanimator1793 I WANT TO KNOW, HOW I DO SPACE ISIS ANSWER ME ROCKET MAN!!! XD
@cdgonepotatoes4219
@cdgonepotatoes4219 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecanadiendream9507 "KILL THE INFIDELS" I imagine it going a bit like this
@marcuskurze9759
@marcuskurze9759 5 жыл бұрын
This Video make me want to Play such an Empire myself.Your Stellaris Videos are great really.Never thought about it making another race into foodsupply but if I think about it when it comes to fanatical purifiers...well I guss they deserve everything what happens to them.These guys always makes me angry.
@Goneth
@Goneth 4 жыл бұрын
This video introduced and got me in to Stellaris, I have almost 300 hours now and I feel like I keep learning new things about the game.
@calvinjluther
@calvinjluther 5 жыл бұрын
These things you have done are Good.
@josey_8204
@josey_8204 5 жыл бұрын
I play this game the same every time. I lay in wait and watch as the prethoryn scourge make the galaxy one. Beautiful, it's the quenchiest.
@tobiasGR3Y
@tobiasGR3Y 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew what Nikki said. That sounded funny.
@aragonnetje
@aragonnetje 5 жыл бұрын
same here
@aragonnetje
@aragonnetje 5 жыл бұрын
got it "We will bring peace to them, by force!"
@tsf-tb-bb
@tsf-tb-bb 5 жыл бұрын
Was that german? If yes I understood it and she said: "Wohin gehst du denn? Bei Fuß!". Sounded like she was asking their dog where it it was going and to come back. If not I have a brilliant imagination
@sgtrpcommand3778
@sgtrpcommand3778 4 жыл бұрын
I had a similar moment when I was sitting with some of my course mates and I was talking with one of them about blowing up planets, committing genocide, enslavement, unrestricted warfare, controlled populations and etc in the context of Stellaris and I only realised how bad it was out of context when I looked at the other people I was with and saw the expressions on their faces.
@DarlockAhe
@DarlockAhe 5 жыл бұрын
Galactic wide genocide, fun for the whole family!
@Beerpowered
@Beerpowered 5 жыл бұрын
Dear @Aspec. I have a tutorial mechanics request. How to setup planet buildings properly and the different strategies you can go for. Choke Planets, Food Planets, Unity Planets etc. Which buildings are useful and how to use them etc. More indepth than the econ 101 vid.
@markednomad3630
@markednomad3630 4 жыл бұрын
That Rankin Bass reference just earned you another subscriber.
@zzzgaming9625
@zzzgaming9625 5 жыл бұрын
Escape from Absalom, was an old resort island. you my be thinking of Wedlock.
@Asgardians3t
@Asgardians3t 2 жыл бұрын
is that music from the game Depravity? i c u a man of culture :P
@ultimatebass2412
@ultimatebass2412 4 жыл бұрын
Where there’s a whip, there’s a way! Bloody brilliant good sir 😂😂😂
@jordanjensen2514
@jordanjensen2514 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see a whole series on this 😂
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
Crusader Kings 2 is rated 13; So Here's my Harem Of 16 Year Old I Stole From Their Cribs.
@zackamor8043
@zackamor8043 4 жыл бұрын
This game has changed so drastically since the last time i played it (2 years ago). The changes really improved this game a lot.
@Caithness90
@Caithness90 5 жыл бұрын
This looks kind of similar to my current Commonwealth of Man playthrough. I haven't got slaver guilds civic or made any of my aqquired species Livestock.....ideas for when I continue as I have too many sla.....workers without jobs currently: My carefully planned specialised mega-economy was wrecked by a war in heaven, ai uprising and unbidden starting in the core of my empire....at the same time!
@fb1179
@fb1179 5 жыл бұрын
@4:00 "Sha Tell" carry on good sir
@mbos14
@mbos14 5 жыл бұрын
Soo an intersting thing the food output from you cattle is affected by the traits they have so if the are agrarian the give you more food(not completely tested but they gave me more food after i gave them that trait)
@xYamakaze
@xYamakaze 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Bubbles got to be part of the outro to help "convince" the populous of that world to come to our amazing empire, the land of opportunity, where the promise of new jobs and a better life never runs dry.
@ufuker5754
@ufuker5754 5 жыл бұрын
Hey idea for you evasiv bois (90%on destroyers/on crusiers push furher with chosen one etc
@roberthenry424
@roberthenry424 5 жыл бұрын
Is that a system with four stars? What mods do you use?
@the_real_breeso
@the_real_breeso 5 жыл бұрын
I like how Aspec tells us to take care of each other after enslaving a civilization and turning them into sentient livestock
@riusu8672
@riusu8672 5 жыл бұрын
Dude you had me dying lol "Rated 7"
@goblin8557
@goblin8557 5 жыл бұрын
Aspec what mods r u using. I love ur UI
@valky5318
@valky5318 5 жыл бұрын
I just did the exact opposite. Fanatic Egalitarian Xenophile Meritocracy (Transcendence for stability) with only specialists. Spamming the galactic market with monthly alloys, buying minerals and artificially keeping the prices high by buying 2500 alloys every once in a while. Once I got my second Ecu it was just over. Currently experimenting with Synth Ascension Nobles and Gestalts with the same approach. (Gestalt uses habitats instead of ecu)
@RevanTheFireMage
@RevanTheFireMage 5 жыл бұрын
Oh sorry the 7 stood for the 7 points where the Scourge are arriving from, whoops on that one, good luck though
@gort1319
@gort1319 5 жыл бұрын
where do you get those sexy empire outlines and these core, etc. markings from?
@A_Spec
@A_Spec 5 жыл бұрын
Check the description of the video, there's a link to a steam collection that has them all.
@Warriors536
@Warriors536 5 жыл бұрын
Even a xenophone slave empire cannot resist adopting Bubbles.
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