Stephen Breaks Down Sam Nunberg's Breakdown

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 жыл бұрын

Colbert had a monologue full of perfectly good tariff humor ready to go. Then former Trump aide Sam Nunberg got on TV.
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@tinoj9661
@tinoj9661 6 жыл бұрын
jake tapper keeping a straight face thru the interview. a emmy award performance if ever i saw one.
@nicx4007
@nicx4007 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes... ratings gold just happens. Sam Nunberg made the circuit yesterday . I believe Jake Tapper of CNN & Ari Melber of MSNBC got the best interviews...
@GregMcMahan
@GregMcMahan 6 жыл бұрын
High-five to the writers who pulled that off so quickly! Great work!
@7supergirl
@7supergirl 6 жыл бұрын
How did Jake Tapper keep a straight face throughout that whole thing? I was gasping and laughing the whole time Nunberg was talking. Also the audience tonight was so into it and I'm loving it.
@waybackplayback1373
@waybackplayback1373 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert and his writers are on a par with the golden age of SNL. I'd consider this the ultimate compliment.
@webman1956
@webman1956 6 жыл бұрын
Well not quite. No one has ever had such great material handed to them.
@awesomegaymer5786
@awesomegaymer5786 5 жыл бұрын
stephen Colbert is full of lies, the phantom menace sucks
@Capjedi
@Capjedi 5 жыл бұрын
I've never been a big fan of Saturday Night Live. I'm just glad so many talented comics got thier start there.
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 жыл бұрын
As it was said before: *ELECT A CLOWN, EXPECT A CIRCUS*
@escriticapop
@escriticapop 6 жыл бұрын
gaelekshee looks like a computer generated comment lol
@allrightthen.6225
@allrightthen.6225 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Blade Ringling brothers feels relavent again.
@anthonyr.fellowph.d.4896
@anthonyr.fellowph.d.4896 6 жыл бұрын
And what a clown he is: Unemployment is down, illegal immigration is down, the Dow is up, the nation's growth rate rose for the first time in 12 years (I wonder if you even know what that means), ISIS has been pummeled in the Middle East, and Americans feel more financially secure than any time in modern history. And we have a president who doesn't apologize to other nations. What the hell more do you want? He's done more in one year than Obama did in 8. And look at the mess he left...the greatest debt in American history, DACA which he knew would implode in 2018, ACA, which he knew would implode in 2018. I think you are more of a clown! And what have you done for America with your hummingbird brain?
@wendyp8488
@wendyp8488 6 жыл бұрын
Washington Watchdog Trump inherited low unemployment numbers from Obama. Since 2011, the unemployment rate has steadily declined from a high of 9.6 percent following the Great Recession. It was 4.8 percent in January 2017, when Trump took the oath of office, and it was 4.1 percent in the December 2017employment report.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 6 жыл бұрын
"There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum
@GeorgeD_
@GeorgeD_ 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Tapper is a national treasure. I imagine he makes that face in a courageous attempt to stop himself from laughing hysterically at his guest. Remember that Roy Moore spokesman?
@cindyvanempel5226
@cindyvanempel5226 6 жыл бұрын
My god, that was priceless. I doubt I'll ever get to see that fly-trap expression on live t.v. again.
@TunTheOfficial
@TunTheOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
Nunburg is that innocent girl in the car after getting pulled over😂Exposing all the details! "If im going down... *WE ALL GOIN' DOWN"*
@annapatrick5304
@annapatrick5304 6 жыл бұрын
Tuna Lmaoo
@rohe4077
@rohe4077 6 жыл бұрын
Tuna You forgot the pardoner in chief.
@malavengen
@malavengen 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think he needs to testify anymore. He just did
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, where does Trump find these people?!
@DaxSass
@DaxSass 6 жыл бұрын
Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights I think he tried to use those hiring sites on the internet...what were the names? Oh yeah, the RussianConnection.com, Russian-R-Us.net and PeePeeTape.Nyet.
@aaroseha
@aaroseha 6 жыл бұрын
"Scumbriefcase" is such a satisfying insult, wow.
@zmmustafa
@zmmustafa 6 жыл бұрын
This administration is full of stable geniuses 🤣
@natedavies954
@natedavies954 5 жыл бұрын
As opposed to free range? I'm surprised Trump doesn't shoot his aides when broken.
@dayaautum6983
@dayaautum6983 6 жыл бұрын
I am eagerly awaiting Mueller's inevitable book about the investigation when it's all over..... "Art of the Plea Deal".
@ianthehuman
@ianthehuman 6 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. It's like they're TRYING to get themselves arrested and i love it
@subjectivistJ
@subjectivistJ 6 жыл бұрын
IanDaquips2 the theory on fark.com is yeah - 'cause it's a better alternative to "unknown substance" poisoning (see BBC news about poisoned "spy" in UK today)
@anzumazaki7798
@anzumazaki7798 6 жыл бұрын
trump only hires the "best" people aka the most unqualified, most incompetent, and dumbest people around
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you could hear the clink of a glass hitting the table a few times during his interviews.
@KryssLaBryn
@KryssLaBryn 6 жыл бұрын
Probably figure they're gonna get house arrest. Hee hee hee... Sure.
@5450daniel
@5450daniel 6 жыл бұрын
You gotta hand it to Stephen Colbert. He gets a last-minute news bomb and he can improvise on a dime.
@z.deutch1334
@z.deutch1334 6 жыл бұрын
They are all awesome!!
@fosterdaddenis5835
@fosterdaddenis5835 6 жыл бұрын
“There is nobody who hates him more than me” Have you met Melania? BURN!!!!
@richarddavis178
@richarddavis178 6 жыл бұрын
Join The Royal Manticoran Navy my friend that part was sick
@Dreska_
@Dreska_ 6 жыл бұрын
He can't spare an hour or 2 to cough up the emails but he can spend all day giving interviews lol
@thedashboard9562
@thedashboard9562 6 жыл бұрын
Jake's face that whole interview was priceless.
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 6 жыл бұрын
You know, I like to imagine, how Jake's doing fistpumps and is high-fiving the cameraman, after that interview was over.
@hammadali594
@hammadali594 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert uploading his monologue early and it's not broken up into 3 parts, what!? Whoever was in charge of uploading the video this channel, I hope you stay and that the other guy is gone.
@Amenti_H
@Amenti_H 6 жыл бұрын
Law Zy ...and rearranged randomly.
@ArgonTheAware
@ArgonTheAware 6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't get your hopes up, it was probably an overeager intern that uploaded it prematurely and now has been disciplined for it
@justfetus
@justfetus 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, I have a feeling that they crunched the numbers and because Stephen gets massive numbers for his Trump-based monologue clips, they're going to reap that popularity for the entire monologue as well as push up the video to 10+ minutes (which, if their agreement with KZfaq is anything like it is for other uploaders, they get more money for it)
@onikin
@onikin 6 жыл бұрын
There is no breakpoint in this monologue. The entirety is on one topic.
@sergiojuanmembiela6223
@sergiojuanmembiela6223 6 жыл бұрын
+Coyote also it seems that they did indeed hurry up to come with the monologue so soon after the facts, making it harder to divide it into sections. A telling point is that all the other monologues are properly subtitled, but this one is not.
@smithsmith9379
@smithsmith9379 6 жыл бұрын
At 8:14 Jon plays the opening chords to Jailhouse Rock. Another subtle, clever musical reference.
@Jellybeans630
@Jellybeans630 6 жыл бұрын
"Absolutely nyet."
@jacobgoldenofficial4321
@jacobgoldenofficial4321 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not cooperating arrest me!"
@noaboahQR
@noaboahQR 6 жыл бұрын
What is this? A full uncut monologue?!?! Am i having a stroke 😂😂
@miguelhannes875
@miguelhannes875 6 жыл бұрын
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
@miguelfuerte7498
@miguelfuerte7498 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@RichieHendrixx
@RichieHendrixx 6 жыл бұрын
Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see
@StoutShako
@StoutShako 6 жыл бұрын
I'm just a poor orange, I need no sympathy!
@onedivbypi2241
@onedivbypi2241 6 жыл бұрын
Easy come, easy go, Little high, little low. I smell vanilla extract, Pam and quaaludes? Blow into this...
@ranjitinHongKong
@ranjitinHongKong 6 жыл бұрын
what is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more
@socrappyicoulddie
@socrappyicoulddie 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Tapper has the patience of a saint
@chrishelton20
@chrishelton20 6 жыл бұрын
socrappyicoulddie he knows the best thing to do is let the guy speak haha
@drknapp10
@drknapp10 6 жыл бұрын
socrappyicoulddie I think Jake actually felt sorry for the guy
@laydieelle7069
@laydieelle7069 6 жыл бұрын
+socrappyicoulddie I was quiet impressed. He kept such a straight face through that.
@robertperkins1184
@robertperkins1184 6 жыл бұрын
Now, if only you could get Jake to stop drinking from the toilet.
@typacsk
@typacsk 6 жыл бұрын
Look at that facial expression. It's like he's watching the guy slit his wrists on national TV, knowing that there's no point calling 911 because they'll get there too late anyway.
@GigaMan91
@GigaMan91 6 жыл бұрын
A single-video monologue?! What is this trickery!? NO, WAIT! KEEP DOING IT! WE LOVE IT, WE PROMISE!
@aquaperro
@aquaperro 6 жыл бұрын
Nunberg is setting up an insanity defense. Well played, Sam, well played.
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's just looking for attention. He'll fold like a NY slice of pizza.
@Darkman1025
@Darkman1025 6 жыл бұрын
garrithscots lol
@debbiedoodiedandi
@debbiedoodiedandi 6 жыл бұрын
garrithscots I think he'll go to rehab before Friday and that's why he doesn't think he'll get arrested if he doesn't go in on Friday.
@imalimabeanyay
@imalimabeanyay 6 жыл бұрын
If you watch the jake tapper interview, it's extremely clear Nunberg is intoxicated af. He slurred and repeated himself and was incoherent several times.
@beamarla8218
@beamarla8218 6 жыл бұрын
can you blame nutberg, the guy is scared shitless and has no intention of going down for anyone, especially not trump and his band of Russian colluders.
@sufficientlyoldskool
@sufficientlyoldskool 6 жыл бұрын
You missed the best clip where Erin Burnett told him she can smell alcohol on his breath. The dude was liquored up.
@TenzinBeifongIII
@TenzinBeifongIII 5 жыл бұрын
Problem is Erin Burnett runs right around the time they film the show :/
@debbiegross3136
@debbiegross3136 6 жыл бұрын
🤣😹😂 You make this nightmare just so much easier to handle!
@geraldsoria1764
@geraldsoria1764 6 жыл бұрын
i love the smell of treason in the morning
@HughJorgan1
@HughJorgan1 6 жыл бұрын
I dislike the illogical reference to 'treason'.... but love the Apocalypse Now reference. Well done.
@misteryman526
@misteryman526 6 жыл бұрын
Seems like the Trumptanic struck a Nunberg today...
@skler69
@skler69 6 жыл бұрын
Mueller is going to break nunberg without breaking a sweat.
@LordKnightcon
@LordKnightcon 6 жыл бұрын
Nunberg did that to himself. You know anyone who has ever had a nervous breakdown? Because that's _exactly_ what one sounds like.
@Toskrr
@Toskrr 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure dude already broke.
@paulcarpool2288
@paulcarpool2288 6 жыл бұрын
Drm R .....it makes meuller look like he has nothing. He is down to questioning a nobody,.. that was fired by Trump 3 years ago. You have been "investigating Trump for nearly 2 years,..... you are down to questioning this nobody????
@ItzPmacDoh44
@ItzPmacDoh44 6 жыл бұрын
Drm R lol dems are going to let trump serve and wait before next election to drop the bomb...
@paulcarpool2288
@paulcarpool2288 6 жыл бұрын
P -Mac ... the only bombshell....is when Nunez releases the memo that shows all the crimes and corruption from Obama, Clinton, DOJ and the FBI.
@FiveSigma72
@FiveSigma72 6 жыл бұрын
This shit was another level. Bravo.
@trevormiles5852
@trevormiles5852 6 жыл бұрын
waterboarding is going to start looking good to them by the time Mueller gets done with them.
@KingHarambe_RIP
@KingHarambe_RIP 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for having the entire monologue in one video!! 👍🏻
@ezdj
@ezdj 6 жыл бұрын
...nun sounds like he trying telling someone to delete emails via the media...
@Fantumh
@Fantumh 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but all of Nunberg's tough-guy talk began to fade once he sobered up a little and now he seems to be recognizing that he'll just have to cooperate. But what a day he had!
@judy-9999
@judy-9999 6 жыл бұрын
10:44 "All of Jake Tapper's feelings this afternoon could be summed up by this one face", Stephen Colbert hahahah haha haha yup
@NZobservatory
@NZobservatory 6 жыл бұрын
Who'd have ever thought an entire administration would go to jail? I guess there really _is_ a first time for everything.
@DaxSass
@DaxSass 6 жыл бұрын
Benmore Peak yeah, from what I heard, the Reagan administration only had like 30% of its people on trials. I could be wrong. It was so long ago. Trump is setting a new record.
@ahaveland
@ahaveland 6 жыл бұрын
Note to justice department: "You're gonna need a bigger prison!"
@schoppepetzer9267
@schoppepetzer9267 6 жыл бұрын
Benmore Peak Good point. Former presidents have libraries, statues or foundations as legacy. For the current administration it may well be a federal prison building annex.
@nadiasilvershine4630
@nadiasilvershine4630 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that Nunberg said he was going to tear up the subpoena (and the smearing of Mueller's reputation by Trump and some prominent Republicans) makes me think perhaps the entire Mueller investigation will end with Trump imprisoning Mueller (he will find a way), ending in some sort of Constitutional crisis. Which is why I have been advocating use of force by an angry mob or angry individual Congressman to end this ridiculous embarrassment of an administration. Trump and his flunkies are so over-the-top morally compromised, I truly believe they are going to take things pretty far before they are willing to cooperate with the legal system. Why wait until things are incredibly dire instead of just dire? Trump could be arrested and imprisoned today if someone (Flake?) would simply take action. Or have the nut 5150d to the nearest locked mental ward. Let's get the dirty rotten scoundrels out of Washington DC. Believe it or not, there actually exist decent people that can take over.
@TheCalvin1902
@TheCalvin1902 6 жыл бұрын
Muellers gonna need buses for the final round of arrests!
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Tapper's face at the end is priceless 🤣
@paulcarpool2288
@paulcarpool2288 6 жыл бұрын
Jean Roch ,.... Yesh, I know. He has that leftwing sourpuss expression on his face
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Carpool go fuck yourself.
@paulcarpool2288
@paulcarpool2288 6 жыл бұрын
Jean Roch ..... what other response would I expect from a Leftie?? Not surprising.....
@paulcarpool2288
@paulcarpool2288 6 жыл бұрын
Jean Roch .... spoken like a true, miserable Loser leftie. Shows what much of the left are:. Haters.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 6 жыл бұрын
Paul Carpool you make your bed, you sleep in it, fuckhead. What, did you expect educated people would just keep on being polite while you insult them ? You're like a flat-earther, reasoned arguments are lost on you, and since I can't bash you skull in through KZfaq I will take a page off your book and treat you like the shit you are. When you've had enough, just change your behaviour. Now fuck right off.
@lilianalcasid5236
@lilianalcasid5236 6 жыл бұрын
Hurry up Mueller pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!:)
@ItzPmacDoh44
@ItzPmacDoh44 6 жыл бұрын
lilian alcasid hes not gunna do shit to right before next election so dems win
@soapygirl83
@soapygirl83 6 жыл бұрын
I am okay with Mueller going as slow as possible if that means that he's getting everything correct. Hoping that's the strategy anyway
@Wveth
@Wveth 6 жыл бұрын
Major investigations like these take a lot longer than people tend to think. If anything, he's going quite quickly.
@KayDurrant
@KayDurrant 6 жыл бұрын
No way let him take him time. I love imagining them having restless nights waiting for Mueller to come get them.
@MaeeParfait
@MaeeParfait 5 жыл бұрын
1 year update. Still waitin’.
@Dreska_
@Dreska_ 6 жыл бұрын
So... He thinks Trump is an idiot... But won't honour the subpoena and help them investigate Trump? The guy publicly saying he wont honour a subpoena doesn't really have the right to call anyone else an idiot though
@AW-xv7dq
@AW-xv7dq 6 жыл бұрын
Holy! Manic swing... someone get him his meds quick!
@gad6347
@gad6347 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder who's gonna play Sam Nunberg on SNL...It's going to be hilarious😂😂😂😂
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 жыл бұрын
Leslie Jones! lol
@buddcarcook4655
@buddcarcook4655 6 жыл бұрын
Mary D. 28 Danny Devito 😀
@angelabolton4478
@angelabolton4478 6 жыл бұрын
Darrell Hammond.
@vectoredthrust5214
@vectoredthrust5214 6 жыл бұрын
Melissa McCarthy should be good for the role. Nunberg's essentially an even more off-the-handle version of Sean Spicer
@stephenolaughlin6595
@stephenolaughlin6595 6 жыл бұрын
Rosencrantz Yeah the compulsive liar “My wife Heather Locklear.” “Who I’ve seen naked.” Exactly the same as this Weasel🤣
@darron13
@darron13 6 жыл бұрын
I can't wait till they do a movie based on this season of America
@ChrisG_90
@ChrisG_90 6 жыл бұрын
Darron Pirtheesingh haha ever seen house of cards cos this is pretty on the nose even the guy who wrote the book
@darron13
@darron13 6 жыл бұрын
shadowflex nope though people keep telling me to watch it lol
@MrGil-bn1uw
@MrGil-bn1uw 4 жыл бұрын
Wont know how to label it, wait.. How about a thriller, comedy, suspense, horror?
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a live stream and still not over yet 😓
@tofu_golem
@tofu_golem 6 жыл бұрын
So this is what Trump meant by the "best people."
@harrybuttworth6765
@harrybuttworth6765 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@douglasdaniel4504
@douglasdaniel4504 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah-- what other people generally think of as "profound and unbelievable morons". And that may be an insult to morons.
@wingzerofor
@wingzerofor 6 жыл бұрын
Forgot Paul, you’re the best mankind has to offer
@ludwigtheholyblade777
@ludwigtheholyblade777 6 жыл бұрын
Paul T Sjordal yup the best snitches in the country
@Crimethoughtfull
@Crimethoughtfull 6 жыл бұрын
40% leave, the other 40% are being subpoenaed, and the remainder are the exact opposite of what their job title is...deVos never went to public school and doesn't send her daughter (and so doesn't know anything about heading the Public School system), and the head of FEMA said that helping PR was "the most difficult logistical challenge the US has ever faced".
@willhart2188
@willhart2188 6 жыл бұрын
I'm still amazed how many controversies they can cause every week. No rest past year.
@ahaveland
@ahaveland 6 жыл бұрын
Can't take your eye off the news for more than a minute before some new bombshell comes out! The "Nunberg Trials" is going to be interesting. Extra popcorn on order...
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 6 жыл бұрын
Andy Lee Robinson: "Nunberg Trials" - perfect!
@luvvinallmusik5748
@luvvinallmusik5748 6 жыл бұрын
Andy Lee Robinson 😃 Not everyone will get that one👏👏👏👍
@ahaveland
@ahaveland 6 жыл бұрын
Sol, don't sink to their level! They deserve to serve their time, not escape from it.
@ethanhill9738
@ethanhill9738 6 жыл бұрын
These are NOT bombshells. These are urine soaked sacks of shit. trump is an apprentice. PUTIN is the Mason.
@BearHunt2010
@BearHunt2010 6 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even have popcorn at the ready, all I had were prawn cocktail crisps 🙁
@madarab37
@madarab37 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Tapper's eyebrows are the black hole of concern
@emilguldmann6816
@emilguldmann6816 6 жыл бұрын
He says 80 hours of preperation would be needed on the emails alone... Search Bannon in your e-mail browser and mark all, forward it. 'Bout 2 mins actually.
@matthewfranklin8427
@matthewfranklin8427 6 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting about all those pesky incriminating emails he must first delete. Bit hard to remove those without some effort. But there is another way to do this just make all of your email correspondence become public like you (Numbnuts) expected Hillary to do ;-)
@NotUnymous
@NotUnymous 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, it actually would take some time. E-Mails been sent by multiple accounts he would have to make absolutly sure that he won’t forget even a single one - so no „auto-click“ but double check the old way... still... it‘s a case of most importance. To complain about some hours of work in this case is just super lame... but well, he can go straight to jail if he is so desperate to want to...
@cody4763
@cody4763 6 жыл бұрын
I assume he's unemployed now so why care how long it takes. Just grab a beer and start.
@robinpotter963
@robinpotter963 6 жыл бұрын
Emil Guldmann He said he had to go through them. Maybe he doesn't want Mueller to see all of them.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 6 жыл бұрын
Robin Potter - ya think?
@dh6128
@dh6128 6 жыл бұрын
there is unhinged, and there is flying off the hinge. then there is blew the f....ing door. omg
@ctrlaltdestroy91
@ctrlaltdestroy91 6 жыл бұрын
Aw man, I was really hoping Colbert would cover Erin Burnett's interview with Nunberg. She literally asks him if he's been drinking lmao.
@mariasoto8600
@mariasoto8600 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Bermudez Oh lord...really? 😂😂
@adrienneburrows3490
@adrienneburrows3490 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Bermudez or anything else.
@mariasoto8600
@mariasoto8600 6 жыл бұрын
It's weird, this makes me think about "The Manchurian candidate" movie. It looks like the Russians programmed all the republicans with a chip to obey their commands but in case of failure, they also programmed them to auto destroy themselves.
@andrewowens4421
@andrewowens4421 6 жыл бұрын
I think Nunberg himself made that comparison.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 6 жыл бұрын
It seems to me that something went horribly wrong in programming all these Russian stooges in trumpland
@larryjohnny
@larryjohnny 6 жыл бұрын
Somebody pressed the self-destruct button lol, great analogy you suggested.
@bellas.9253
@bellas.9253 6 жыл бұрын
Or all the Republicans have been receiving Russian money via the NRA. This came out a while back in the news. Hmmm . . . .
@TenzinBeifongIII
@TenzinBeifongIII 5 жыл бұрын
@@bellas.9253 honestly this, this is my issue with the Republican party. I think the NRA has been laundering money for Russia to fund the party and drive parts of their doctrine and get them to slowly, surely and secretly spread and we wont notice till it's almost or already too late.
@ebonywhite1388
@ebonywhite1388 6 жыл бұрын
Different breed of cat 😂😂😂😂
@RayMerrell68
@RayMerrell68 6 жыл бұрын
Stupid Watergate
@ginervaweasley4ever
@ginervaweasley4ever 6 жыл бұрын
truly Stupid Watergate
@briestoll
@briestoll 6 жыл бұрын
RayMerrell68 ♥️ John Oliver
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 6 жыл бұрын
Hue Man - Orangegate.
@ttoughtask7296
@ttoughtask7296 6 жыл бұрын
Batshitcrazygate
@MeApocalypse
@MeApocalypse 6 жыл бұрын
I am so glad this got uploaded early. Usually it doesnt get uploaded until like 2 a.m.
@JustinMBailey
@JustinMBailey 6 жыл бұрын
MeApocalypse I know right?
@chilipalmer9912
@chilipalmer9912 6 жыл бұрын
4am EST
@MeApocalypse
@MeApocalypse 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Bailey hopefully they do it this early from now on
@adrianaloborec2205
@adrianaloborec2205 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Barely survived the weekend without my Colbert fix
@JustinMBailey
@JustinMBailey 6 жыл бұрын
MeApocalypse that would be cool with me, by the way you have 11,000 more subscribers than I do good for you!
@thenobleandmightybeaver4411
@thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 жыл бұрын
“I won’t cooperate, you can’t make me! Now let me tell the press everything, Mueller will never know.”
@briestoll
@briestoll 6 жыл бұрын
I love this more than my kids! Oh my god. This dude knows that he's in trouble and he's just letting shit fly! He just called trump an idiot in national tv and I'm happier than I've ever been!
@robertperkins1184
@robertperkins1184 6 жыл бұрын
Brie Stoll as your battery powered best friend makes you smile
@debbiegross3136
@debbiegross3136 6 жыл бұрын
Brie Stoll 😂😹🤣
@briestoll
@briestoll 6 жыл бұрын
Robert Perkins actually, unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of getting a woman off by hand. But thanks for playing.
@matpsycic
@matpsycic 6 жыл бұрын
I just watched this on TV. Stephens going for trending. Lets do it.!!
@verisimilitudeteller
@verisimilitudeteller 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Tapper's a different breed of cat was the best line on CNN ever.
@sneakyjames01
@sneakyjames01 6 жыл бұрын
$20 says Nunberg had a bit too much alcohol that night.... Also, I wonder what Fox News is showing right now?
@melchiorvulpius8170
@melchiorvulpius8170 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think he had a LOT too much alcohol that night....
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 6 жыл бұрын
sneakyjames01 - they're probably showing cartoons.
@tcg4111
@tcg4111 6 жыл бұрын
Judi O'Regan or talking about cheese burger emojis 😂😂😂
@bixbybixby6752
@bixbybixby6752 6 жыл бұрын
Can't make this stuff up. The 'age of Trump' is COMEDY GOLD1
@m0nkEz
@m0nkEz 6 жыл бұрын
I think Nunberg may be my new favorite person. That was almost... surreal.
@Netherfly
@Netherfly 6 жыл бұрын
That interview was pretty nuts. Loved how Nunberg said he wasn't making the decision because he found an incriminating email, and couldn't have, because he hadn't even bothered to look at his emails... and then three minutes later said he made the decision while going through his old emails. Not sure what his angle was, but it sure as hell wasn't very convincing. Can only assume going to prison for contempt seemed the better option to him.
@zomaarwat9
@zomaarwat9 6 жыл бұрын
Well America. When did you decide to exchange the presidency with the Three Stooges remake.
@FancyPantsFiles
@FancyPantsFiles 6 жыл бұрын
UPDATE: He backtracked and will cooperate as soon as he can LOL
@DembaiVT
@DembaiVT 6 жыл бұрын
NotBensChannel lol I guess someone pointed out he was going to jail. Lol
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 6 жыл бұрын
he said he was going to give them his password so they now get ALL his emails
@SuperSojourn
@SuperSojourn 6 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I have seen a segment posted. Man, considering the timeliness this is amazing, brilliant, cutting humor.
@johnnycto7576
@johnnycto7576 6 жыл бұрын
large portions seem ad-libbed by Stephen, great work!
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 6 жыл бұрын
I think this emphasizes the importance of the segment, when even the host says "nope to the original material, we got this scoop!"
@nadiasilvershine4630
@nadiasilvershine4630 6 жыл бұрын
Great humor, but why do we have to put up with this constant drama? Wouldn't it be better to have a President in office that we can respect? A cabinet with honest people? JFK had a 70% approval rating when he was in office! It doesn't have to be polarized, with bitter rage directed at each other from "libtards" and gun nuts. "Doesn't have to be this way".
@ismorezro
@ismorezro 6 жыл бұрын
the show in the WH is reaching the grand finale!! stay tuned!!
@Thumbsupurbum
@Thumbsupurbum 6 жыл бұрын
Let's just hope everything doesn't cut to black suddenly.
@bryanbirrueta6902
@bryanbirrueta6902 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the piano was about to play jailhouse rock when he said jail😂
@movingparts6270
@movingparts6270 6 жыл бұрын
Jump cut to Mueller writing the arrest warrant with a nice chianti and a side of fava beans.
@rasmie8858
@rasmie8858 6 жыл бұрын
In another news, Devin Nunes was so triggered by the "Devin Nunes is a [redacted]" memo Colbert left on his door that he named Colbert "a great danger to the country" on Fox News. And it just made the whole thing even more glorious.
@ea-sk8er_775
@ea-sk8er_775 6 жыл бұрын
The sky must BE FALLING CAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY A FULL MONOLOGUE, THIS IS MORE RARE THAN WINNING THE LOTTERY!!!!!
@hollywhite7449
@hollywhite7449 6 жыл бұрын
You broke Jake Tapper! :D
@lennysmith8851
@lennysmith8851 6 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA he's literally breakingg down on national tv!! OMG this is fantastic. NOTHING BURGER am i right?
@ZenCorvus
@ZenCorvus 6 жыл бұрын
Lenny Smith yup.
@trnharris
@trnharris 6 жыл бұрын
Lenny Smith A juicy, DELICIOUS one
@willtheangrydudeist9120
@willtheangrydudeist9120 6 жыл бұрын
So classic when they ask this administration for emails, The indignation of the notion of having to release personal correspondences is just classic.
@DuelScreen
@DuelScreen 6 жыл бұрын
Especially in the context of how they treated Hillary's emails... It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else. Someone else called Nunberg a "magnificent idiot". Magnificent idiot indeed.
@citadelofwinds1564
@citadelofwinds1564 6 жыл бұрын
"It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else." If you want to know whatever Trump is guilty of just take note of everything he ever accused others of doing. He's a classic textbook example of guilty projection.
@teddylolz
@teddylolz 6 жыл бұрын
"Are ya happy, Ninberg? You broke Jake Tapper!"
@zigggggg3493
@zigggggg3493 6 жыл бұрын
Steven crushed that one. Funniest monologue I've seen in forever.
@freedomfirst5557
@freedomfirst5557 6 жыл бұрын
Do these people NOT want to get employment in the future? Best quote of the month so far "I'm not cooperating, arrest me."
@jamesl9371
@jamesl9371 6 жыл бұрын
It’s Mueller time
@NARUHOTEL
@NARUHOTEL 6 жыл бұрын
Best monologue this year so far! So funny!!
@gweebara
@gweebara 6 жыл бұрын
NARUHOTEL Truuuufff
@Madmax23419
@Madmax23419 6 жыл бұрын
Agree, one of the most funniest.
@marko0samec
@marko0samec 6 жыл бұрын
and, saddly, as always, very very offensive again! :(
@thepowderaddicts4983
@thepowderaddicts4983 6 жыл бұрын
That’s cause it’s the only one that is one video!
@LL-dx2xj
@LL-dx2xj 6 жыл бұрын
better than Kimmel's
@BearHunt2010
@BearHunt2010 6 жыл бұрын
“I think my lawyer is going to dump me”😂😂😂😂😂💔
@StevenPaul0717
@StevenPaul0717 6 жыл бұрын
Thank God for Stephen Colbert.
@Lalzparty
@Lalzparty 6 жыл бұрын
This entire fiasco is like an onion. They keep peeling, and there is another layer right below it with no end in sight. It’s also making me cry.😭
@JustMe-em7hl
@JustMe-em7hl 6 жыл бұрын
Trump must be loosing his mind after Nunburg calling him an idiot.
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 6 жыл бұрын
Thankfull Friend *losing
@januarybaby1063
@januarybaby1063 6 жыл бұрын
so ironic that you’re calling others an ‘idiot’ when you cant even spell ‘losing’
@dundermifflinity
@dundermifflinity 6 жыл бұрын
Read it again. They said Nunberg called him an idiot.
@kimberlyrea3331
@kimberlyrea3331 6 жыл бұрын
Phil Carroll It doesn’t matter. A grown ass person should know how to spell simple words such as “losing” and to know the difference between “loosing” and “losing”.
@ahaetulla
@ahaetulla 6 жыл бұрын
Only the best people.
@mauricecayem725
@mauricecayem725 5 жыл бұрын
I watch ALL of the stand ups but you really are the best! Don't EVER change!
@smileitsjustagame2937
@smileitsjustagame2937 6 жыл бұрын
And now the world waits for Trumps response tweet.
@UFTrici
@UFTrici 6 жыл бұрын
Different breed of cat, Daddy-O😎!!!
@DeonneMorris
@DeonneMorris 6 жыл бұрын
Notice trump restraining Melania from being half a step ahead of him 4:02. Stay in line my dear
@ZenCorvus
@ZenCorvus 6 жыл бұрын
DeoMor no, but notice at 4:02 desperate liberals making shit up?
@DeonneMorris
@DeonneMorris 6 жыл бұрын
Desperate is the false assumption I live in the US, have a political stance or voted. Sad
@wylona2494
@wylona2494 6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just another moment of him trying to hold her hand and failing
@Coastfog
@Coastfog 6 жыл бұрын
LOL what the fuck is wrong with this guy!? And I thought Don Jr. releasing his russian lawyer mails was stupid...
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 6 жыл бұрын
Donny boy had little choice - he knew that the Times already had them. Where he was REALLY stupid was when he tried to clear himself by saying that he cut the meeting short because they weren't getting the dirt they wanted! He proved with that statement that the whole purpose of the meeting was to solicit a donation of "a thing of value" from a foreign principle, which by itself violates the Constitution. So, if the emails were not clear enough, he went on national TV and basically confessed!
@davidmeehan4486
@davidmeehan4486 6 жыл бұрын
I don't agree. I don't believe that the courts or Congress will hold that accepting information from foreigners is a crime. After all, in many cases having information about the actions of candidates overseas is in the public interest. There may be no US person with that information. I believe that in order to convict anyone, the special counsel will have to prove that the Trump Campaign knew that the Russians were committing crimes, and conspired with them about those crimes.
@feverpa
@feverpa 6 жыл бұрын
I've bee saying this to the "nothing-burger" crowd since that news broke. Someone claiming to be connected to the Russian government offered dirt on Hillary. Don Jr. "liked" the offer and took the meeting. This. Is. Collusion. Regardless of the outcome - it's collusion. The investigation has had the smoking gun all along, now they're building an unbreakable fortress of a case.
@feverpa
@feverpa 6 жыл бұрын
You can choose not to believe it, but that's like me saying the "I don't believe that the courts or Congress will "hold" that having sex with a 13 year old is a crime. It's written down. It's a law. It's kind of official. It's not a gray area. It's a crime.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 6 жыл бұрын
There seems to be a type of conservative that doesn't understand what rules and laws are about.
@hammadali594
@hammadali594 6 жыл бұрын
You can get nailed by Armie Hammer's hot dog cannon, which I hear is the plot of Call Me By Your Name" 😂 Stephen is really good at innuendo.
@jokerman1964
@jokerman1964 6 жыл бұрын
Hammad Ali innuendo. butt sex in Italy...
@mizzypoo4827
@mizzypoo4827 6 жыл бұрын
+Hammad Ali There is a bunch of script writers.. don't think he can take credit.. he delivers it well thou.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 6 жыл бұрын
No he isn't. That was the most obvious cock joke in history.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 6 жыл бұрын
Stimulator7 - baddum tissch!
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 6 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that "Armie Hammer" is the coolest name ever, he should be a superhero. Also, thank you Trump, he is single-handedly boosting so many careers... Stephen Colbert, Alec Baldwin, etc, etc...
@gordonc168
@gordonc168 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know which one makes me happier: the Melania joke, or they uploaded Stephen's monologue in one clip 🙂
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын
The house of cards is falling~
@citronm1405
@citronm1405 6 жыл бұрын
More of Trump's "best" people! LOL! Trump is going down.
@nostromov7892
@nostromov7892 4 жыл бұрын
He's *still* in office (and not prison). How scary is that, what America has become; similar madness going on in many other nations in the world.
@m.rodrigolemus6224
@m.rodrigolemus6224 6 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Trump's tweet saying Sam Nunberg was the bagels guy 😉
@vintagegal7376
@vintagegal7376 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Sam is on a 3 day coke bender right now
@subjectivistJ
@subjectivistJ 6 жыл бұрын
Angie K or is the new poster boy for MI..... Please, someone check on him and keep him away from firearms... And even fire .... Just someone who is close enough? I can't 'cause I'm 1000 miles away
@nathanjamesbaker
@nathanjamesbaker 6 жыл бұрын
Nutjob Nunberg sure was sniffing a lot during his interviews. Reminds me of that other Cocaine Cowboy, Donald Dotard.
@MythicTyrant
@MythicTyrant 6 жыл бұрын
Never tell Hannibal Lector to "Eat me." That's how that poor guy lost his liver...
@adriansimone6337
@adriansimone6337 6 жыл бұрын
fava beans ththththththththththt
@mavendeo
@mavendeo 6 жыл бұрын
It'd take a lot more than a nice chianti to wash _that_ down...
@darter9000
@darter9000 6 жыл бұрын
All this guy did was lose his mind
@bendy1808
@bendy1808 5 жыл бұрын
I learned that earler on he got part of one my kiddneys lolol not funny crazy town when in dought suck it early on lol ha ha mouth wash back wash
@glintrhmj
@glintrhmj 6 жыл бұрын
Full circle holy crap wow this was a breakdown for sure!!!
@lordknight7482
@lordknight7482 6 жыл бұрын
Waiting for Trump's response. 😂😂
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 6 жыл бұрын
he will probably say something more incriminating, because he just that stupid
@victoriachase9550
@victoriachase9550 6 жыл бұрын
But nutberg made no appearance on fox? Hmmm....
@gamejester.
@gamejester. 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not splitting the monologue! And uploading before midnight
@rjd-kh8et
@rjd-kh8et 5 жыл бұрын
He's risking going to jail to protect someone he hates. I don't understand.
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