Stephen Colbert Reveals The Results Of "Suit Or No Suit"
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4 жыл бұрынNo matter what he's wearing, Stephen Colbert is getting used to life under quarantine and some of the simple pleasures that come along with it, like washing your vegetables with Lysol before eating them. Plus, he's got a fresh batch of "Meanwhile..." stories! #StephenAtHome #Monologue #Suitornosuit
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@HellzPredator 4 жыл бұрын
"My wife didn't see me do that." Nope, but apparently your son did. Poor kid. 😂😂😂
@connorjenke8811 4 жыл бұрын
Ashley Johnson THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!😂😂
@uhu597 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he'd rather die than show his face.
@Emma-ob5oj 4 жыл бұрын
Ashley Johnson I cringed lol
@A-Oh-Trey 4 жыл бұрын
Yet another noble hero during this pandemic 😂
@lisa_vxng 4 жыл бұрын
@@A-Oh-Trey the sacrifices he has to make :D
@dohctorclark 4 жыл бұрын
About fifteen-ish years ago, I ran Peter Colbert’s rock climbing birthday party at Diamond Rock in East Hanover, NJ. Peter was a perfect B day child and Stephen Colbert was the epitome of class. He met and learned the name of everyone who worked the party and then individually thanked / tipped them handsomely. I was a college kid and a fan of him as a comedian before that party, but I became a fan of Stephen Colbert as person in that day.
@meekinheritor2171 4 жыл бұрын
dohctorclark ; Thanks for that reminder of what class and integrity look like!
@SweetFruitionFarmandEcoHousing 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a sweet story! :-D Most Southerners are raised to be kind, respectful and sincere.
@mewho6199 4 жыл бұрын
@@SweetFruitionFarmandEcoHousing Most Southerners are raised to be poorly educated, antichoice, hyper-Christian, homophobic, racist gun nuts. Stephen Colbert is not the typical Southerner. His father was a social justice warrior.
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
I love this story. :)
@cleverusername9369 4 жыл бұрын
@@mewho6199 James Baldwin yeah, hi, born and raised in North Carolina, not too far from where Stephen's from, and I respectfully take issue with you saying most or even a large number of southerners are raised to think or behave like that. There's definitely that reputation, and it's certainly warranted in some more rural areas, but I've lived here for 25 or my 32 years, and I know extremely few people like that. That reputation is long since past it's prime in a majority of the South, except in the very rural areas and Alabama, which we barely count anyway. That would be like me saying most Yankees are raised to be rude, arrogant, belligerent, snobby, judgemental jerks. That's just a stereotype that's only true of a small minority, and those people exist everywhere. On the whole, southerners ARE raised to be respectful, polite, friendly, and more and more open minded, and not all of us like guns, believe in God, or oppose gay marriage, or care about race, at all, or oppose abortion. It's present, yes, unfortunately, but it's not the cultural norm at all to be as you described. Please kindly think of who all you're judging before you roast an entire segment of the population. You might be missing out on decent people.
@MikSrf723 4 жыл бұрын
"My wife didn't see me do that." That's why you have been married so long.
@carollollol 4 жыл бұрын
His son did though.... 😐
@Krystalmyth 4 жыл бұрын
@@carollollol lm@o
@55karatekid 4 жыл бұрын
Wife didn't but son did...
@Mexicobeanpole 4 жыл бұрын
“My wife didn’t see me do that.” This is how real married people talk.😂
@grumpyAF 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "I'll start with pants" I thought he was going to show sweatpants. I wasn't prepared for this.
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
I really didn't need to see him below the waist.
@VibrancySF 4 жыл бұрын
@@philipclayberg4928 I did! :D
@emmabradford137 4 жыл бұрын
i laffed, good old Stephen
@macummings7818 4 жыл бұрын
I was fanning myself! ❤️😆
@themamasquirrel7274 4 жыл бұрын
Pow!
@missybarbour6885 4 жыл бұрын
Press f in the chat for Pete Colbert who just had to film his dad dancing in his briefs
@robd3747 4 жыл бұрын
F F F F F F F F F! Thanks for taking one for the team Pete!
@robertrichard6107 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah what was that pouring McMasters Canadian in his bottle of Blue Moon?
@anotheronebitesthedustuhm9966 4 жыл бұрын
FFF
@emmettwalker1014 4 жыл бұрын
F
@krrez 4 жыл бұрын
His dad's a comedian. Trust me, he's fine. Or at least, not any more damaged than he was prior to that event, lol.
@peterslegers6121 4 жыл бұрын
When things are back to normal: Please make this kind of shows, at least once a month when the show is offically on holiday!
@emilyhuber73 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Slegers That would be amazing!!
@jodavey4776 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@8584zender 4 жыл бұрын
Someone's gotta get paid tho. Steve is no dummy.
@SeansModelBuilds 4 жыл бұрын
Things will never get BACK to normal; only FORWARD to the NEW Normal.
@coulombedon 4 жыл бұрын
"that's how you make cauliflower" …. and I lost it. Thank you Stephen
@spammyhell6566 4 жыл бұрын
+don coulombe ~ Same! Especially the "I just had a brilliant idea" look on his face as he said it. Best laugh in ages, it was so unexpected. :-D
@chrispotts3794 4 жыл бұрын
"Do not put bleach on your broccoli, that's how you make cauliflower" Why do these one-liners crack me up?
@CraftyZanTub 4 жыл бұрын
He knows how to deliver.
@milesagha7582 4 жыл бұрын
The question is why did he stuff his underwear with tissues @ 1:25 lol
@nir123451000 4 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@wagonstation3709 4 жыл бұрын
Because we need comic relief?
@Dorilana 4 жыл бұрын
@@CraftyZanTub Exactly what I was gonna say. It's the way he delivers stuff. He's brilliant.
@MsGrapeNehi 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen is losing his mind... and we’re reaping all the benefits.
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
#weddingsinger
@twlang03 4 жыл бұрын
🤭
@GlennDavey 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD GLENN OH MY GOD!!!!!
@imtheonlykit 4 жыл бұрын
Thermomonator (hilariously at 4:20)
@pamyuhnke8143 4 жыл бұрын
sweet baby jesus those pants!!!🤣. @Stephen Colbert is stealing the trade mark look of each of us grad students! 🤣
@Mustis91 4 жыл бұрын
0:36 that short brainfreeze when he realized that his son just waved with his feet on tv/yt :D
@greenlion6544 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen doing what we’re all doing on video calls: no pants. Also, he lifts his pinky when drinking a beer.
@hiroprotagonist1587 4 жыл бұрын
And what a beer, Hoegaarden is my favourite Belgian wheat beer. Disclaimer, although I work for a well known producer of alcoholic beverages, we do not own Hoegaarden nor do we sell it. I am not paid to shill for them, I just really like their beer.
@henrysmartt5149 4 жыл бұрын
I love the laid back vibe. His family feels comfortable being there while he's talking to the "world". It's awesome.
@drbxgirl 4 жыл бұрын
When he got up to show his “pants”....was not expecting that 😆 love his show.
@EyFmS 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert : "He's eating something from the bathroom..." Toilet paper!? Stephen nooo!! Its the only thing that will save us from the apocalypse!!!
@xouxoful 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he could suggest his dog to eat printing paper instead !
@buckosoft 4 жыл бұрын
My mom's shih tzu used to go nuts over used sanitary products. Blood, yum!
@artmeme9417 4 жыл бұрын
this has degraded so quickly. I love how all of the talk show hosts are becoming like regular youtube dudes
@jfish032 4 жыл бұрын
Totally underated comment
@rtyoonz 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no. This is true and I hate it.
@warrenlightning8137 4 жыл бұрын
@Manol - Their scared sh it less
@bubblingbubztheklown5902 4 жыл бұрын
True and it is annoying 🙄
@jetgirl262003 4 жыл бұрын
Except with a shitload more wit and intelligence than 99% of KZfaqrs
@patrickjarvis631 4 жыл бұрын
Wow he stays calm even while his dog is eating the toilet paper. This is the leadership we need rn
@nellhony324 4 жыл бұрын
he probably has a bidet
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
Not saying Stephen wouldn’t be great as prez, but let’s be honest. Trump’s problem (I know. He has too many) isn’t that he’s not calm; in fact, I wish he’d get more terrified at the virus. He, like too many other leaders, are just too selfish to do something long-term. They care too much about how a weak economy would reflect on them politically. That being said, I do also wish there were more people like Stephen in positions of power, especially in the room inside White House that we’re all thinking about.
@debbiemcconkey4258 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR SHOW STILL GOING STRONG! It means a lot!
@starkravingralph 4 жыл бұрын
That's cuz wife had it under control lol she got stuck cleaning up the mess. Dogs. They are so great lol
@queenc8360 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he now says "we have 'A' show tonight" instead of "we have a 'GREAT' show tonight". We still think it's great Stephen.
@Kim_Miller 4 жыл бұрын
"You can always trust a man who tucks his shirt into his underpants." Abraham Lincoln.
@JanaStambaughTejason 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joesdi 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 my partner exactly does that and I cant stand it.
@michirican 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Rolo Eventually, that happens to all wieners" 😳😂😂😂
@gamepapa1211 4 жыл бұрын
"You wanna wave hi, Pete?" *shows feet* Aah, I see comedy runs strong in this family.
@domundtgregor6683 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, and Stephen talikng about PornHub when his infant son is around, really hilarious !
@ktraglin 4 жыл бұрын
Like father, like son. The night before, Stephen showed us his own feet. They have more talent in either of their feet than our president has in his whole family.
@metteor8 4 жыл бұрын
@@domundtgregor6683 What "infant son" are you talking about? His youngest son turns 18 this year
@ktraglin 4 жыл бұрын
@@domundtgregor6683 Watch it again and pause when you see his son's foot. That ain't no infant.
@mori1bund 4 жыл бұрын
@@domundtgregor6683 Since his "infant son" is almost 18, he's maybe the one who came up with the pornhub news. ^^
@rhymeswithhere 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: *spanks himself* Stephen’s son: ...
@CharlieQuartz 4 жыл бұрын
Me: 😍
@554CutePink 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 most underrated joke on here
@tessie7e 4 жыл бұрын
For me it was when he looked to see if his wife had seen it! 🤭
4 жыл бұрын
I love it! Spank URSELF again Stephen 😘👏👍😃👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
@PhyreI3ird 4 жыл бұрын
I like to think his dad didn't even warn him.
@stacytowles 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s dog is eating paper towels. Meanwhile, I went to 3 stores and couldn’t find a single roll 😂
@OrionoftheStar 4 жыл бұрын
Try going really early in the morning, about when they restock.
@bryanbaker274 4 жыл бұрын
Ummm duh Stephen is not like you or I. He has $$$. Oh course he doesn't care that his dog is eating paper towels. He's Rich like that. He soon rappers and athletes are gonna start making it rain toliet paper instead of money.
@vietdo5021 4 жыл бұрын
American audience: Oh my! He showed his underwear on camera, in front of his kids! European audience: One time, at nudist camp...
@Krystalmyth 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. That shit would shock Americans to the core.
@OmarDelReal45 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen not being interrupted by the audience makes his show like a machine gun of jokes.
@x-crisis 4 жыл бұрын
Now he just needs to Zoom in Jon to randomly go "Yeah" every so often
@HayTatsuko 4 жыл бұрын
This is not a bad thing at all.
@limewoman1 4 жыл бұрын
It's like he paused for laghs that turn into awkward silences.😷
@JammastaJ23 4 жыл бұрын
It's way better tbh
@worldatmyfingertips7771 4 жыл бұрын
It would be funnier if all his family sat down in front of him, behind cameras and applauded at him and laughed on cue, with only two or three claps and laughs heard it would be like a parody of him loosing audience, lol XD XD.
@Lyfeel 4 жыл бұрын
1:46 "My wife didn't see me do that" ... but his kids though... scarred for life. Great Stephen as usual!
@LanceMitchellSF 4 жыл бұрын
I've gotten used to hearing only myself laugh, alone.
@feralbluee 4 жыл бұрын
Lance Mitchell weird, isn’t it? i’m really missing the laughs and then realized i could laugh out loud myself. made it funnier. :} 🤭
@hannyhawkins7804 4 жыл бұрын
Alexa Penn This is a great and meaningful piece of wisdom, Alexa.
@hiroprotagonist1587 4 жыл бұрын
I realise Stephen had a live audience for his shows, (in the before times,) but I'm actually enjoying the lack of audience applause and laughter. I'd rather not have a studio audience who are instructed to laugh/applaud at certain times and I certainly don't want canned laughter. When something is funny I laugh, if it isn't I don't want to listen to other people laughing or applauding something I wouldn't, not that this is a problem with Stephen, he's just so f'ing funny.
@feralbluee 4 жыл бұрын
Hanny Hawkins gee, thanks, Hanny. you are a sweetie. have fun. :) 🌷✨🌿🌸🌿🌼🌷
@weirdunclebob 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to an introvert's world! Been laughing alone since day dot. Not all the time, mind. I do have some form of social life! Well, normally...😁
@virani3120 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is a hero. Thank you for telling me about the free stuff at that hub place.
@LoudFireProductions 4 жыл бұрын
" my dog is...where is my dog... what is he eating?" That is relatable right there. This morning, my dog was eating a lizard so big I thought it was a small iguana.
@MikSrf723 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where my Iguana was.
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
OUCH!!!!!
@RaysofLight98 4 жыл бұрын
This morning, our temp foster chewed up the band of my nice black jeans. That's how I knew today was going to be interesting.
@deprofundis3293 4 жыл бұрын
Poor lizard. Please try to protect our native wildlife.
@Cmon_Nah123 4 жыл бұрын
Eew 🤣
@lovesickcynic 4 жыл бұрын
I never expected a close up junk shot...while Stephen says “you like?”...and then turns and slaps his ass I am pleased by this development...I like 😏
@getpumped87 4 жыл бұрын
Fan yourself. Calm down.
@galinaursachii7030 4 жыл бұрын
That must have been awkward for his kids lol :)
@AngelOfMusic20 4 жыл бұрын
Jealous of his wife ☺️
@mannycampos6885 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he got a lot of people excited
@vnikyt 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste doing a piano drumroll would’ve gone well with this reveal
@allinone-qz2gi 4 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: when you go to Amazon, search for novelty toilet paper
@dustytheloneranger 4 жыл бұрын
You can even get some with drumpf's face printed. Granted, that ply is like a 90s math sheet
@corinadette 4 жыл бұрын
This was THE best when he pantomimed and broke out into song!!!! Dying 🤣 all I could think was welp that shot just kicked in😂🤣😁😆 love you Stephen!!!
@beenheretoolong 4 жыл бұрын
"... Is he done?" Stephen is all of us.
@dsquared1173 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that in my soul
@karlblume9419 4 жыл бұрын
He did precisely what I do whenever 'IT' gets screentime. (Doctor's orders)
@jessi5872 4 жыл бұрын
That was my boyfriend yesterday, looking up from his computer and wondering why we only had a little bit of vodka left.
@22Phantasm 4 жыл бұрын
His dry wit is noticed more when there is no applause. He's hilarious.
@nope-fv9eh 4 жыл бұрын
The no audience thing is showing the skill level in all of these guys. Colbert is top of the list.
@artlyons9024 4 жыл бұрын
@@nope-fv9eh 👍
@gopstench1883 4 жыл бұрын
Great humor is always welcome in times like this.
@SarahBent 4 жыл бұрын
He's finding his rhythm again.
@themakerstoolbox9688 4 жыл бұрын
@@nope-fv9eh I got to to say that John Oliver has been killing it as well. Seth has been struggling with this whole thing though and so has Kimmel but not as much
@bernardjohnson9490 4 жыл бұрын
OK it's official, he's lost it, now he's like the rest of us
@twade2006 4 жыл бұрын
Truly talented. Some of the best laughs I’ve had. I think his heart was in this one.
@crossenmorgan 4 жыл бұрын
Did..did..he just put his pinky out to drink beer. God I love him
@AnonEyeMouse 4 жыл бұрын
You kind of have to with those dinky sized little Ameerican 'beer' bottles. Newcastle Brown Ale, Old Speckled Hen and Bombardier... those bottles need all your fingers.
@joannajamerson35 4 жыл бұрын
Like Patrick and Spongebob
@WAMTAT 4 жыл бұрын
He's a fancy lad
@mythchild7521 4 жыл бұрын
It's a life style. Hes just that classy
@petek9541 4 жыл бұрын
And then to pour his finest whiskey right into the beer. Shot and chaser all in one. lol
@anthonybc 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get a reoccurring segment called "what is my dog eating?"
@warlordsquerk5338 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to see the Dog :P
@lynntaylor9681 4 жыл бұрын
@@warlordsquerk5338 Me too. There is that one video that shows Colbert's dog on this channel. You've seen it right?
@warlordsquerk5338 4 жыл бұрын
@@lynntaylor9681 Not yet, what was it called?
@tuulikannel 4 жыл бұрын
@@warlordsquerk5338 You can see the dog shortly on the previous episode: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qJ6jipBzkr-vhas.html
@NGC-7635 4 жыл бұрын
“Stop choking that head crab with your gravity gloves” That must of been really odd sounding to a lot of people, lol
@iamsemjaza 4 жыл бұрын
lol Those are some serious "dad undies" you've got there.
@IbeCosmic 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colberts cockbulge was not one of the things I expected to see today. But yknow, not the worst thing.
@impunitythebagpuss 4 жыл бұрын
Newspaper stuffing! Lol
@flowersalem22 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@janina8559 4 жыл бұрын
Doing the Homework unless that was some of the tissues the dog was chewing on 🤔
@astinl3212 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT, could have been worse
@MadDragon75 4 жыл бұрын
You looked? I had time to look away when the camera angles changed. Lol, lucky me.😂
@AbsoluteSkycaptain 4 жыл бұрын
"My son is here with us tonight. Also, I'm not wearing pants."
@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын
And dog ate something in the bathroom... Life is fine!..
@nramos33 4 жыл бұрын
He grew up catholic lol
@silkegehtyoutubegarnichtsa892 4 жыл бұрын
"Honor your father and your mother, so that they may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you." -Exodus 20:12 Exactly! :D
@daniellew3260 4 жыл бұрын
As a nurse in Chicago through this pandemic..., I would like to thank Stephen Colbert and many other late-night shows for keeping my sanity through sleepless nights. It is very needed and I wanted to say I appreciate you! God bless, Stay healthy and keep the laughs coming xoxo
@SomeOne-ex7hk 4 жыл бұрын
I love Colbert. Without a live audience for feed back, his full team. Baptise' awesome back and forth he's still warm and hilarious to brighten up our day.
@nickpaine 4 жыл бұрын
Steven's silliness is welcome relief.
@soylabonita 4 жыл бұрын
This is so fun. I’m actually going to miss this when we are all freed. 😂😂😂 Stephen may have to design the set like his house just so we can be weened back into society. 😂😂😂
@schumpff 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you’re drinking what I’m drinking: Hoegaarden and Mont Gay rum!! I don’t feel so alone anymore... Thank you!!
@myklebustsears 4 жыл бұрын
This was a real segment! I laughed for real more than once (feels like it's been a long time). God bless you Stephen, for somehow finding a way to keep coming to us.
@notsaranohuh 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t put bleach on your broccoli, thats how you make cauliflower.” 😂😂😂
@TheAngryIntellect- 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile.... Someone does it and dies not realising it's a joke within a joke.
@aztecwarrior1421 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, do not say that, there are to many Trump supporters that will do that.
@0Fyrebrand0 4 жыл бұрын
@@aztecwarrior1421 They're already killing themselves drinking fish tank cleaner...
@leoscheibelhut940 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that so many people don't realize that bleach is actually how farmers manufacture cauliflower!
@jacquelyncollier3904 4 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@samrapine4615 4 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for the vast contingent of viewing nerds when I ask: can we get a tour of your bookshelf?
@lyreparadox 4 жыл бұрын
There was that brief moment at 3:00 when it was in focus.
@lyreparadox 4 жыл бұрын
No Easy Day Trans Atlantic Tip and the Gipper Ike's Bluff Game Change America The Center Holds The Promise Six Frigates Steve Jobs The Quest
@desjackson2474 4 жыл бұрын
I think it might be just a bunch of different editions of LOTR.
@ninabasescu2839 4 жыл бұрын
I love the demonstration of how to disinfect a can of beans - hilarious, so well done! It really expresses what it's like trying to do these things. Thank you! Loved this back when I first saw it and just re-watched it again.
@Mirage63 4 жыл бұрын
"the only prank I want is someone TP-ing my house. Preferably ind two-ply, quilted. - I have a very sensitive backdoor." You can not say something like that when I am drinking something!!!!!
@russellspeak3096 4 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine Johnny Carson or Dave Letterman doing this. As cursed as we are by technology, we are also blessed. Figured that one out.
@iamtherealzombie 4 жыл бұрын
Leterman would totally have done it...
@debbys-abqnm4537 4 жыл бұрын
Seth is doing it, as is Trevor, and probably other late-night hosts I don't watch (but one day will catch up with). That's so cool! Considering the size of cameras back in Carson's day, it would probably have been nearly impossible to get one into Carson's home, let alone power it off a wall electrical outlet.
@lisalisa1435 4 жыл бұрын
@@debbys-abqnm4537 yay for laptops... That's what Kimmel was using. Thanks to all late night hosts for staying in the game and being there for us all! God bless!💯❤️😁
@debbys-abqnm4537 4 жыл бұрын
@Some Person -- thanks for the tip! I probably didn't catch any of the shows as my VCR at the time could only record one program at once. I'll watch for any of his classic shows on KZfaq 😊
@debbys-abqnm4537 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisalisa1435 -- God does that forever... unless She's in Her Coyote mood.
@crossenmorgan 4 жыл бұрын
“So at this point YOU JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY” 😂😂😂
@susanflieder5954 4 жыл бұрын
"Is he done?" just how I feel about it . . . thanks for the chuckle!
@_sarah.honey- 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh I needed this I’ve had a terrible day and this has made me so much better
@rayceeya8659 4 жыл бұрын
These "At Home Late Shows" Are the Fire Side Chats for this generation and this crisis. And as I was typing that, I saw way too much of Stephen's Junk. I stand by that statement though.
@Sparklingjm1 4 жыл бұрын
Ray Ceeya omg I never thought about that but they totally are!
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
What are Fire Side Chats? Was it a TV show?
@MsGrapeNehi 4 жыл бұрын
I like that you capitalized it.
@SweetFruitionFarmandEcoHousing 4 жыл бұрын
JC you can still listen to them, there’s some great recordings from the 40’s and 50’s old time radio shows out there still being played on radio stations or streamed online
@rayceeya8659 4 жыл бұрын
@@SweetFruitionFarmandEcoHousing They're a lot more comforting than Trump's daily "press briefing" . Kind of the original podcast. There's something to think about. How about a president that does a weekly podcast instead of day long Twitter Diarrhea every damn day.
@MyroslavaRm 4 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, his son is like 21 or 22 years old lol.
@MyroslavaRm 4 жыл бұрын
@Emmett Hardie How would you know? Maybe he was living on campus and came home when everything closed down. Don't make assumptions.
@darylesese 4 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD?!? I think a part of my brain always knew that but I wasn’t fully conscious of it until now???
@charliesands188 4 жыл бұрын
His sons are 16 and 13.
@MyroslavaRm 4 жыл бұрын
@@charliesands188 not if you can count :) Born '98 and '02.
@moonnugget4598 4 жыл бұрын
😹 I literally dropped what I was holding when he stood up. hahahahaha
@JeremyToh 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe CBS didn't make Stephen censor that segment. 🍆 America is so lucky to have Stephen. 😷
@kgsz 4 жыл бұрын
I hate to think how John Oliver will try to top it ;D
@TryMyMartini 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Toh So is his wife!
@rayvincente 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's even funnier in quarantine! And I have a feeling his son suggested the underwear! Lol
@odonata9838 4 жыл бұрын
Between his son and his dog. That whole family seems like a riot! "The Commander in Cheese"....lol
@lurklingX 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God the reveal! I totally did not expect that and I laughed for five minutes straight, tears rolling down my face. That was amazing. 😂😂😂👍👍 I can honestly say I never thought I would see something like that. (U look good!)
@kasperjoonatan6014 4 жыл бұрын
1:25 was the second MOST SURPRISING EVENT I have ever seen on the internet 😵
@CapPotato388 4 жыл бұрын
Which was the first one?
@lotusilluminated 4 жыл бұрын
Yes we must know, what was the first most surprising to you! Don't leave us hanging!
@11ms62 4 жыл бұрын
🙈
@gabrielhansmann4920 4 жыл бұрын
Pls say it!
@nunyabizness9594 4 жыл бұрын
The public demands to know!
@Romanticoutlaw 4 жыл бұрын
cbs: no naughty words stephen: ok but what if I gave everyone a strip tease cbs: I mean I’m not gonna stop you
@monishdragon 4 жыл бұрын
In front of the kids :D
@Cruxador 4 жыл бұрын
I kind of wonder how many people he actually ran that by before doing it.
@rvpstudioscanada3991 4 жыл бұрын
On KZfaq you’re ALLOWED to swear. So let’s hear it people!
@carolinamurtha3102 4 жыл бұрын
I ... I may have laughed way too hard at this 😐.
@JenniferEMasters 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolinamurtha3102 nice undies! I needed that. I am social distancing and haven't seen a man in underwear in a while! LOL
@joylastname3035 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, the my pillow guy is an expert on science? Move over madam Curie's ghost.
@yggdrasil1969 4 жыл бұрын
His example with the can of beans is just daily life-as-usual for those of us with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
@diannayoga 4 жыл бұрын
Having this show on KZfaq is helping me so much. Colbert really expresses how I feel about all this. Love the humor! Being able to laugh in these times is really important and also catching the underlining truths in the sarcasm (which Colbert is so good at) is needed! Reminds us we are all in this together.
@nickrich56 4 жыл бұрын
For me the lack of audience interruption and laughter actually makes these segments more enjoyable. But that's just me perhaps. Keep calm and safe world😷👍
@nickrich56 4 жыл бұрын
@callmecatalyst catalyst you're no grouch. Canned laugh tracks could be used but the late night presenters know their audience is mature enough not to need them. I truly enjoy the shows like this, it feels like you could be Skypeing along with them ... almost. Keep calm and keep safe😷👍
@BeRandom2012 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Jon Batiste (or whatever his name is) isn't on set as well, he's always making nonsensical comments or interrupting, it'd be nice if he just stuck to his music.
@glencoconut 4 жыл бұрын
his wife didn't see him but a million people on the internet did
@joesdi 4 жыл бұрын
OMG Stephen. After this there is no going back. I dont even know where I am going after this.
@Dan-tw5qb 4 жыл бұрын
"That's how you make cauliflower" What a comedian
@aaron-n 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen finally found a reason to show his junk to the world; good for him.
@arysnaza9329 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@poro9084 4 жыл бұрын
i hope this will be on pornhub:D
@alicesullivan1790 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you just keep on cheering me up. Kudos to your wife and dog and your son's technical support foot. Stay well, safe, and keep on sending us your home show. Thank you and yours.
@neilemac2230 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, we all need a good laugh these 'daze;' and who else can do it better than you to deliver. Stay safe and well, please. We know you'll always make us smile and/or laugh out loud. Bravo!
@rcpinion 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this quarantine-drunk... and it's SO good! lol
@mascharff56 4 жыл бұрын
#Me too
@DangerEM 4 жыл бұрын
"What is he eating" dog owners everywhere
@miriaml.150 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect!!😳😁
@wendyjensenmusic 4 жыл бұрын
I was having a rough day with isolation and thought I'd binge watch some talk shows. Glad I did. This made me laugh.
@snudge763 4 жыл бұрын
Steven:slaps his ass,thank god my wife didnt see me do that,only millions of people around the world did. Phew
@RambeauBelievesnU 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen casual from the waist down is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen😂😂😂😂
@bubbles3161 4 жыл бұрын
Vitamin C and D and a recommended amount of zinc wear a N95 mask and get some sun and America can get back to work. We know you want to crash the economy and have been brainwashed by MSM late shows and liberal institutions. I know, No borders no walls no USA at all. # Orange man bad . . . It's up to you, you can follow the globalists and starve and die while society collapses. Are you can follow a couple simple instructions and things can return to normal.
@CatharticCreation 4 жыл бұрын
more like sexiest thing you;ve ever seen
@zenphoenix42 4 жыл бұрын
The FUNNIEST part about that is how many people have done it on tv and just never revealed it. I believe Jon Stewart pointed it out once on his show that anchors get away with it all the time and you just wouldn't know. He then stood up to reveal he was wearing jogging shorts under the table and no one had known.
@lukejax1407 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbles3161 who are you talking to?😂
@verbdoing9824 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting to see his junk in my face and I must say... I'm not disappointed.
@DDDDDDD34 4 жыл бұрын
😁😂😂🤣
@kelliv2995 4 жыл бұрын
Verb Doing I know, right?! His wife’s a lucky chick 🐣
@robinmaynard1640 4 жыл бұрын
What we need ...always
@verbdoing9824 4 жыл бұрын
This? This was my most liked comment on KZfaq? Really? Lol
@robinmaynard1640 4 жыл бұрын
@@verbdoing9824 what can I say, when u r right, u r right!! Not disappointed a'tall.
@patjenkins3402 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Stephen, a well-groomed man in a well-fitting suit is always attractive!
@bryanbaker274 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. He is filling out his undies very well
@Dudestoryofmylife 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo when he slapped his butt
@biostarkick7 4 жыл бұрын
0:37 It seems Stephen's son has inherited his sense of humor.
@gabergabe223 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen is packin’ heat.
@madisonmoffat5613 4 жыл бұрын
Peter waves with his foot. I immediately think: 'Who's son could that possibly be.......'
@aholaway3048 4 жыл бұрын
I like the suit. Thank you for keeping me laughing! I look forward to ending my day with your show. Thanks for keeping John working. Love that you've got your family involved. You rock!
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Stephen...my hormones are surging right now, I did not need to see your Col bare.😳😍 Mah goodness.
@christianschoff2490 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing pun.
@cheesecake5850 4 жыл бұрын
good pun... some call it the lowest form of humor... that just makes it more apt!🤣
@mannycampos6885 4 жыл бұрын
Gay
@CharlieQuartz 4 жыл бұрын
Manny Campos you bet your tight ass
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
@@mannycampos6885 Well, I'm a pansexual female. So straight. But just this time. I'm equal opportunity.
@gnikawpleasant9013 4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking water when he showed his package 😂😂😂
@TorusLink 4 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at the 'no suit.' THANK YOU STEPHEN.
@Ghostwolf82 4 жыл бұрын
2:21. "I have a very sensitive backdoor". Stephen... you might want to rethink sharing that info in that way.... 😂
@Anoobizz 4 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that i enjoy his home show more than his regular show? I personally think he is much more entertaining without all the distractions.
@fuzzymurdermittens 4 жыл бұрын
1:20 That was horrifying and I love it. Okay, actually, the woman pooping during a conference call is worse. You rock those pants, Stephen.
@TzadikTheManic 4 жыл бұрын
Sorrow--> The pandemic is horrifying, SC without pants is amusing 😌
@DeniseBond1984 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I have never laughed so hard!@ I can't believe he is drinking while doing this monolog. That is hilarious
@juliemarini5478 4 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I laughed so hard😂 nd i blushed😱-I did have to fan!!!--Great "JOB" Stephen!!!😜
@jjgravante 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a very sensitive backdoor." - Stephen Colbert, 2020
@ecentricbirdlady 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it to yourself Steven. We don't need to hear about it, nor see your package. There are many new lesbians in the world after last night's show.
@xrxs1020 4 жыл бұрын
@@ecentricbirdlady l agree. Gross. What was he thinking? He should have had boxers shorts on, my preferred style ;-)
@ecentricbirdlady 4 жыл бұрын
@@xrxs1020 I'm willing to buy him a pair of pants!
@RambeauBelievesnU 4 жыл бұрын
“Is he done?” 🍺😂😂😂😂
@brit1859 4 жыл бұрын
“The knuckleheads at Arby’s” 🤣🤣🤣
@jaykef 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣God I laughed my heart out!!! Thanks Stephen!
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think viewers expected a package from Stephen.
@ellamone9998 4 жыл бұрын
Not a big deal, it was rush delivery :0
@jeanetteandersson7152 4 жыл бұрын
B C And what a lovely package it was..., 🤪😜😉😍❤️ His wife is one lucky lady!!!
@lindagolden9892 4 жыл бұрын
B C - And that’s one package I will not return to sender 🤪
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