Stephen Digs Into James Comey's Opening Statements

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

7 жыл бұрын

James Comey's prepared statements were released Wednesday afternoon, just in time for Stephen to give some pregame coverage of Washington's Super Bowl.
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@Mad9977
@Mad9977 7 жыл бұрын
*Comey in the air tonight* 😆
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 жыл бұрын
Mad9977 can you feel the testimony tonight?
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 7 жыл бұрын
not yet lol
@rossta888
@rossta888 7 жыл бұрын
...well hold on :D
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 7 жыл бұрын
will be a hard Covfefe 😝
@SamuelTBrooks
@SamuelTBrooks 7 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this testimony for all my life...
@michaelsnow3536
@michaelsnow3536 7 жыл бұрын
Give that drummer a raise man, dude knows his cues.
@afroheaddudeful
@afroheaddudeful 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Snow yeayooo
@L96A1Deadshot
@L96A1Deadshot 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Snow I was looking for these comments. It was gold
@poojakudva4251
@poojakudva4251 7 жыл бұрын
yeah. give him a raise!
@Ditrix88
@Ditrix88 7 жыл бұрын
*cues (just sayin')
@michaelsnow3536
@michaelsnow3536 7 жыл бұрын
Ditrix88 Cheers
@ggscv
@ggscv 7 жыл бұрын
"That's not a cloud...that's a shitstorm" I was pissing myself with laughter after that one.
@Nygaard2
@Nygaard2 7 жыл бұрын
ggscv Though it must be said that it probably is a golden shower...
@Jjames763
@Jjames763 7 жыл бұрын
People are getting too excited about the prospect of impeachment. That won't happen until Congress is staffed by people that aren't completely in the tank for Trump.
@krombopulos_michael
@krombopulos_michael 7 жыл бұрын
Jjames763 yeah let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Hannity and the rest of the shitstains will be spinning this hard the next day no matter what Comey says. Republicans will stand by him. The only solution is to elect a Democratic House in 2016.
@carpetfluff35
@carpetfluff35 7 жыл бұрын
Or staffed at all; filling job spots doesn't seem to be high on Trump's to do list.
@teardrop-in-a-fishbowl
@teardrop-in-a-fishbowl 7 жыл бұрын
+Jjames763 True! It will take months to happen. I do not trust the intelligence services and his bosses.
@captainobvious1415
@captainobvious1415 7 жыл бұрын
Time to bring Frank Underwood in to whip some votes.
@elephantmarch
@elephantmarch 7 жыл бұрын
That or, even MORE unlikely, enough of his voters finally turn on him. If this DOES hurt them with moderate Republicans and independents enough that 2018 looks threatening, they may risk turning on him
@GambianBankai
@GambianBankai 7 жыл бұрын
" I want loyalty and covfefe" -Trump
@INUN0TAISHO
@INUN0TAISHO 7 жыл бұрын
That covfefe will cost you extra, and you provide the pee.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 7 жыл бұрын
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COVFEFE!"
@xavierareas
@xavierareas 7 жыл бұрын
Stand up
@mrubel555
@mrubel555 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck teespring.com/fucklordy-fucktapes-fucktrump
@mayadakazim8444
@mayadakazim8444 6 жыл бұрын
Enjoy😂
@thelanxsatirenews8263
@thelanxsatirenews8263 7 жыл бұрын
"Note to self: Can you Purell your brain? Love, me."
@dverschuer
@dverschuer 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he said: "Can you Carell your brain?" Because his previous sentence was quite Steve Carell- like. But I could very well be wrong
@donnykarate396
@donnykarate396 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Verschuer I hope you're telling a very dumb joke. otherwise... well.. I'm not trying to be mean but uh...
@ivyn5133
@ivyn5133 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Verschuer That's what I thought, too. But I looked it up and Purell is a brand of hand sanitiser.
@dverschuer
@dverschuer 7 жыл бұрын
Er no unfortunately donny- my ears weren't working properly. Just listened back and it's very clear now... Oh well! To be an idiot on the internet...
@stephenhathaway269
@stephenhathaway269 7 жыл бұрын
All the fun of the fair. Thank you America for all the free entertainment you consistently provide the civilised world
@captainobvious1415
@captainobvious1415 7 жыл бұрын
I read the testimony myself with a straight face and deeply analyzed it with notes and everything. Then I hear fucking Colbert read the exact same testimony and I realize how fucking funny it is. XD
@screamingweevil3410
@screamingweevil3410 7 жыл бұрын
What amuses me the most is that the statements are very well-written, and actually feel more like a novel to me than a speech.
@cxdougxw
@cxdougxw 7 жыл бұрын
Well it's just his opening remarks, you gotta get people hooked.
@kimzales87
@kimzales87 7 жыл бұрын
Captain Obvious Just thinking the same thing lol
@General12th
@General12th 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed! Comey's not a half-bad writer! He could do well in the literature field!
@HeyNonyNonymous
@HeyNonyNonymous 7 жыл бұрын
It's a reality that writes itself. Poor JK Rolling had to make her stuff up. And I'd still argue that Comey's "My time with the President" is a better fantasy novel.
@PhuutThaiMaiDai
@PhuutThaiMaiDai 7 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a sinking feeling Comey's testimony won't make a difference.
@Yonkage
@Yonkage 7 жыл бұрын
Because we live in North Korea and Trump Jong Un rules the entire country unopposed.
@ivyn5133
@ivyn5133 7 жыл бұрын
Renee Ariesen Trump supporters will probably say that it isn't a big deal.
@definitelynotthecia4998
@definitelynotthecia4998 7 жыл бұрын
Ivy N I'm not a trump supporter by any stretch but what exactly was in this that is so damning?
@mandala314
@mandala314 7 жыл бұрын
Renee Ariesen I hear you. Every single time Trump does something scandalous or illegal or just plain morally wrong, I think "This time there will be consequences." Then I wake up the next morning and the country is totally distracted and/or confused by all the overnight tweets 😖
@mandala314
@mandala314 7 жыл бұрын
Ivy N Go read Trump's personal Facebook page if you want to know what his supporters are thinking! Along with the usual one-liners, it's mostly long winded yet coherent fawning over Trump. Here's a sample just now: "Thank you, Mr. President, for all you are doing for our country. I am so sorry we have so many evil Liberal's who want to destroy all that is good for our nation. I pray that God will protect you & carry you through the tribulations placed on you. Keep the faith. Your "Trump Train" will never leave you, & neither will God."
@leahsartoris5901
@leahsartoris5901 7 жыл бұрын
How are we supposed to survive when Stephen, Trevor and Seth are on summer break?
@gravityzero2179
@gravityzero2179 7 жыл бұрын
Leah Sartoris. A weekly dose of John Oliver
@c.a.t4607
@c.a.t4607 7 жыл бұрын
Leah Sartoris they need to alternate their vacations...
@leahsartoris5901
@leahsartoris5901 7 жыл бұрын
As far as I know Johnboy will be on break too :( :(
@ciaranosullivan9352
@ciaranosullivan9352 7 жыл бұрын
Leah Sartoris That's going to be tough . The daily show once took 3 weeks off in the summer.August they will all be on vacation.
@Meteoready11
@Meteoready11 7 жыл бұрын
Leah Sartoris 3 libtards gone? That's good news!
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Colbert. I waited. You came. You articulated. I enjoyed. And now I'm off to bed; Yeah!
@FaridShahidinejad
@FaridShahidinejad 7 жыл бұрын
camelshit he articulated all over you
@wildroses2009
@wildroses2009 7 жыл бұрын
Articulate all over my face baby has got to be the least sexy come on I've ever read.
@kennethhwang3425
@kennethhwang3425 7 жыл бұрын
Now excuse me, I'm off to that imaginary cigarette....
@celestecisneros68
@celestecisneros68 7 жыл бұрын
camelshit she.
@youbeadumass4138
@youbeadumass4138 7 жыл бұрын
thestackedhouse You trumpanzees are really triggered about all this, aren't you? LMAO 🤣🤣
@desin24
@desin24 7 жыл бұрын
"There is so much to talk about so I'll make 2 monologues" So we get it in 10 parts to watch today.
@michaellejeune7715
@michaellejeune7715 7 жыл бұрын
It's a nice jigsaw. Got them all opened up in different tabs figuring out which comes first.
@NatoBoram
@NatoBoram 7 жыл бұрын
At first they split the videos in 3, now he splits his monologues in two so there can be six parts out there to watch in the wrong order.
@bryansmith8646
@bryansmith8646 7 жыл бұрын
CEOofFRESH1 i am just going out on a limb and believe the guy that doesn't lie so regularly or easily. Trump constantly lies and undermines himself. Heck sometimes he does it in the same sentence.
@maryanne1830
@maryanne1830 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for having the energy to make jokes when I'm too tired and sad. I needed the laugh. :)
@annieparker4738
@annieparker4738 7 жыл бұрын
Looks like trump made comey to have the most disturbing dates in the history.eww
@rae8323
@rae8323 7 жыл бұрын
That's why Comey kept such notes- so he would know if there are any "gaps" in memory in case Trump roofies him.
@MrGarlic1234
@MrGarlic1234 7 жыл бұрын
Annie parker come on! Any date with trump is a creepy one
@dungh8533
@dungh8533 7 жыл бұрын
And Comey had to cancel the date with his wife to go out w Trump, according to his testimony.
@blu4085
@blu4085 7 жыл бұрын
He must be having terrible nightmares.
@nigelft
@nigelft 6 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, am I the only one who thinks that the Hon. J. Comey truly is a honourable man ... I, for one, will be more than happy for him to come over here, and work in the UK in a senior law enforcement rôle ...
@DMan-G
@DMan-G 7 жыл бұрын
Lock him up! Lock him up!
@skipalidon
@skipalidon 7 жыл бұрын
We're being cocky like when we thought Hillary would win. Why do I have some bad feelings?
@Sharon-pb7so
@Sharon-pb7so 7 жыл бұрын
Skip Alidon .... Hillary did win in reality. The Russians interfered with the election. I want the election nullified and a new one held. I guarantee Trump won't get anywhere near the White House. He'll be in a prison cell wearing stripes.
@skipalidon
@skipalidon 7 жыл бұрын
Sharon Martin Sharon,. I understand that about the voting numbers, but it seems reality is so relative these days. Trump is in office and that's unfortunate. A lot of damage will be going on until any sanity returns. I hope I'm wrong.
@emanuelu2648
@emanuelu2648 7 жыл бұрын
Sharon Martin where's your prove of that? I'm just saying
@andresmaldonado9429
@andresmaldonado9429 7 жыл бұрын
*Tinfoil Hat Intensifies*
@ho_cho_minhdamotreem7864
@ho_cho_minhdamotreem7864 7 жыл бұрын
Lee Dankspear, Then you are ignorant about the US voting system. I am not giving you the answer. Learn it yourself.
@crebersent123
@crebersent123 7 жыл бұрын
i watch this every after noon from a place with great health care
@HER-kk5xu
@HER-kk5xu 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Creber man you are so lucky
@crebersent123
@crebersent123 7 жыл бұрын
Ebony Monet yeah only costs a few % off my yearly pay and if i break my leg everything in the hospital is free
@andreadeagon2301
@andreadeagon2301 7 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the USA about half of all personal bankruptcies are caused by medical debt or triggered by a medical crisis. The American Dream: work your way up, have a health problem, lose everything, back to square one. I don't see why we can't just take care of our citizens' health care like every other wealthy nation. We'd all be a lot less stressed, and that would be good for us and the rest of the world.
@HER-kk5xu
@HER-kk5xu 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Creber what country if you don't mind me asking... some people here are dying in medical debt
@HER-kk5xu
@HER-kk5xu 7 жыл бұрын
Andrea Deagon trust me I know...
@SohanRidwan
@SohanRidwan 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert has become a Legend ...... :)
@Mrs.Weddington
@Mrs.Weddington 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to The Late Show I'm your host Steven Covfefe!
@superone8533
@superone8533 7 жыл бұрын
Please keep in mind that Comey is a professional at testifying. It was part of his career. So anyone who reads his pre-released opening statement should be aware that it is designed to allow the Senators to streamline their questioning in advance. His answers to those questions will contain the real information pertinent to any Grand Jury. This is just the beginning.
@mandala314
@mandala314 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for clarifying!
@resunz185
@resunz185 7 жыл бұрын
2 monologues in one video? That's awesome
@islam-uc8yy
@islam-uc8yy 7 жыл бұрын
Nice suit
@TheTuubster
@TheTuubster 7 жыл бұрын
This monologue alone deserves tons of Emmys thrown at Colbert. :)
@megodoy
@megodoy 7 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious Stephen!! The awkward date night has me LOL'ing!..FOR REAL!!
@rekunta
@rekunta 7 жыл бұрын
That Trex burn was epic. Trump's going to be tweeting alongside Comey's testimony. This has the potential to bring gold.
@JCTiggs1
@JCTiggs1 7 жыл бұрын
Fox and Friends news update: CURTSEY has been added to the official list of trigger words that will set off Trump supporters.
@lunanegra3905
@lunanegra3905 7 жыл бұрын
The curtsy monologue was funnnny
@landonfranklin1170
@landonfranklin1170 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Lopez A six foot man (unlike you) addressing a midget (exaggeration I know) is not a bow nor a curtsy.
@landonfranklin1170
@landonfranklin1170 7 жыл бұрын
You know why Muslims have back problems?
@112233JORDAN
@112233JORDAN 7 жыл бұрын
No collusion triggers you.
@landonfranklin1170
@landonfranklin1170 7 жыл бұрын
CNN: Hillary's repeated coughing fits, fainting, and overall look of illness being called out is being called to be illegal by the left.
@raginraven31
@raginraven31 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely NOTHING IS going to come of this. Why do people think this?
@vm9522
@vm9522 7 жыл бұрын
It is going to be highly embarrassing if nothing special comes out of Comey's testimony.
@bellabana
@bellabana 7 жыл бұрын
VM 9 Trump has already 'obstructed justice' by demanding loyalty & telling Comey to stop investigating General Flynn etc but the problem is republicans hold all the power in Congress so Democrats are unable to impeach Trump!
@pkdonuts5276
@pkdonuts5276 7 жыл бұрын
bellabana well, there are a decent amount of Republicans (such as John McCain) who are utterly opposed to Trump. If they vote for impeachment, it could work out.
@DaBeastGamesYT
@DaBeastGamesYT 7 жыл бұрын
And that's exactly what happened
@Raiku777
@Raiku777 7 жыл бұрын
bellabana you can't impeach someone for demanding loyalty. As far as Flynn was concerned he didn't demand of coney anything he said and I quote, "I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go." No president has ever been impeached for making a suggestion. You guys are screaming for his impeachment over things that are not impeachable offenses. Also as comey said the president has the right to stop any investigation or pardon anyone(Obama did a lot of that). So start using your brain instead of your feelings more.
@AkseerKhanFiji
@AkseerKhanFiji 7 жыл бұрын
Comey in the air? Enjoy!
@angelacanedit
@angelacanedit 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@blondybeharovic8823
@blondybeharovic8823 7 жыл бұрын
2 Monologues?! We did it boys!
@icclouds2393
@icclouds2393 7 жыл бұрын
Blondy Beharovic nope still 3 m8
@elizabethprince6749
@elizabethprince6749 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Colbert, you are the best!
@tangerinedream00
@tangerinedream00 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not splitting the monologue up!!
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 жыл бұрын
My Dinner with Toupee
@lindamartin2929
@lindamartin2929 7 жыл бұрын
"Covfefe Cocktail!!" HAHAHA!
@NishitSoniYT
@NishitSoniYT 7 жыл бұрын
One of his best monologues.
@elizabethprince6749
@elizabethprince6749 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Cobert, you are the best
@MrBloodbunny
@MrBloodbunny 7 жыл бұрын
*"we have that thing, you know"* WTF is that annoying orange talking about? I would be surprised if even he knew...
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 7 жыл бұрын
MrBloodbunny The thing. You know, the thing with the guy. Come on, you mook, you never know who's listening. The thing!
@MrBloodbunny
@MrBloodbunny 7 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, I see now. My favorite "The thing" is the Carpenter one, the atmosphere was the thrilling
@Mekose
@Mekose 7 жыл бұрын
Did you get that thing I sent you?
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
Is Ben Grimm going to testify?
@jeffreymilliman2306
@jeffreymilliman2306 7 жыл бұрын
Hah! In my head, Colbert was suddenly Phil again, talking about Potamus.
@userisnamed2190
@userisnamed2190 7 жыл бұрын
Who WOULDN'T leave their job to go hang out with Michelle, Barack and Oprah on Richard Branson's yacht.
@davocreative
@davocreative 7 жыл бұрын
Here in Mexico we love Colbert. Keep it going man.
@irenek7291
@irenek7291 7 жыл бұрын
TWO Colbert monologues is lik Christmas in June!
@angelinasteber6777
@angelinasteber6777 7 жыл бұрын
good morning from Germany, it's me again, having my coffee and SC
@cinne2135
@cinne2135 7 жыл бұрын
A. Stbr, good morning! Covfefe!
@tsailer96
@tsailer96 7 жыл бұрын
Du meinst wohl Covfefe oder?
@calenthebard2051
@calenthebard2051 7 жыл бұрын
A. Stbr Good morning friend!
@allimJ
@allimJ 7 жыл бұрын
Same here! Relaxing on my terasse, in the sun, with a coffee and watching SC! Schönen Tag noch! :)
@airbornebovine
@airbornebovine 7 жыл бұрын
In Australia, Comey's testimony kicks off at exactly 12:00am. It's poetic to have the death knell of Donald's disastrous tenure sound at midnight.
@Johnny6666
@Johnny6666 7 жыл бұрын
The 'T-Rex' analogy has got to be one of the funniest Colbert Late Show gags ever. His writers really should take a bow for that one. :)
@DarkKitarist
@DarkKitarist 7 жыл бұрын
LOL that was the Tetris theme song right after the "Orange Russian" joke :P
@pharb69
@pharb69 7 жыл бұрын
Aaaand you've split the monologues again.
@hugeackman
@hugeackman 7 жыл бұрын
quit whining.
@pharb69
@pharb69 7 жыл бұрын
lostsinner damn that's funny because she actually is tho
@RedondoBeach2
@RedondoBeach2 7 жыл бұрын
Is it true that Trump can't find a lawyer because Malania hired them all for an upcoming divorce trial?
@RedondoBeach2
@RedondoBeach2 7 жыл бұрын
+Olgales Suida I don't know. People are saying it. Just like they were saying that "Cruz's dad was with Oswald." Maybe Trump's publicist "John Miller" can give us more information. If you're not familiar with "John Miller", definitely search for him on youtube, in association with Trump. You'll laugh your ass off...that much I can tell you.
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 7 жыл бұрын
"Never paid for breakfast in my life." I burst out laughing as the audience quieted.
@Gogogo978
@Gogogo978 7 жыл бұрын
Dam Stephen idk what I'd do without your monologues 😂😂
@Krydon952
@Krydon952 7 жыл бұрын
Why has nobody asked how many other dinners like this did Trump hold. How many other people did Trump ask for a loyalty pledge
@04whim
@04whim 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly Trump's response to this statement (because let's be honest there's no chance of him not pinching out a few 3am Tweets about it) is probably going to be pretty enlightening, as long as he can spell the words and finish a thought.
@1pauljs
@1pauljs 7 жыл бұрын
his face when he says "we'll have more on that" superb!
@rancisgamer
@rancisgamer 7 жыл бұрын
two monologues... mind = blown... so much depth
@3rdEye2020
@3rdEye2020 7 жыл бұрын
*"Comey don't play dat"* :)
@willpham6104
@willpham6104 7 жыл бұрын
Pee pee tape, pee pee tape!! Tell us all about it Comey!!
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's quite an impeachable offense...unless Trump lied about it under oath, or used classified information as his "safety word."
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, that drum intervention doe.
@A2Z029ization
@A2Z029ization 7 жыл бұрын
This is just comedy gold. Go Stephen!
@as05ca
@as05ca 7 жыл бұрын
funny, no mention of Iran, I wonder if the same thing happened in Europe...
@Shierajackylnsword
@Shierajackylnsword 7 жыл бұрын
I miss Obama he was great and wasn't acting like a infant and heck my baby cousin doesn't act like that
@squirrelgadget3498
@squirrelgadget3498 7 жыл бұрын
I know right, I'm autistic and yet I have more empathy for people than that Orangutan Scrotum!
@tordyclark
@tordyclark 7 жыл бұрын
No you're not.
@ladymorgaine76
@ladymorgaine76 7 жыл бұрын
Tordy Clark There are many levels on the autism spectrum, and not all of them are non-functional...
@squirrelgadget3498
@squirrelgadget3498 7 жыл бұрын
Regina AlhosVedros I realize that.
@reneroux2391
@reneroux2391 7 жыл бұрын
Iron Sword GAMING he didn't act like Trump but he wasn't great not even close he just knew how to play the public because he had been in politics for too long unlike Trump
@jackblurr8402
@jackblurr8402 7 жыл бұрын
"I can feel it, comey in the air tonight.....oh lord" Lmfao
@CraparellaSmorrebrod
@CraparellaSmorrebrod 7 жыл бұрын
0:56 Hey, that's not how you play the "In the Air Tonight" drum break!
@raena-willowdeveruoix4631
@raena-willowdeveruoix4631 7 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm awake at 1 am; To see Trump come to his own undoing. June 8th really should be a holiday
@raena-willowdeveruoix4631
@raena-willowdeveruoix4631 7 жыл бұрын
Salty, I like it.
@davidacevedo591
@davidacevedo591 7 жыл бұрын
Raena-Willow Deveruoix cool name
@Soundofthunder1991
@Soundofthunder1991 7 жыл бұрын
"Salty I like it" 😂😂😂😂
@KhanWolf95
@KhanWolf95 7 жыл бұрын
thepsychologistvjdj butthurt.
@jordanowens3748
@jordanowens3748 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Tarorc79
@Tarorc79 7 жыл бұрын
dont get your hopes up... its a nothing burger..
@Peter-yc2uh
@Peter-yc2uh 7 жыл бұрын
love the show, Steven--- but PUHLEASE .... part 1 ... part 2.... in the youtube sequence... would be GREATLY APRRECIATED!!----- Thanks, Bud!
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen cues Pointer Sisters "I'm so excited"
@paulpavich4174
@paulpavich4174 7 жыл бұрын
I guess they finally had " the talk" with Jon Batiste
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
Paul Pavich "You see, when a talk show comedian and a musician love each other very very much..."
@paulpavich4174
@paulpavich4174 7 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi I was thinking more along the lines of "dude. shut. the. fuck. up."
@dustinzilbauer37
@dustinzilbauer37 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!!! How'd that testimony work out for ya?
@TheBambam1230
@TheBambam1230 7 жыл бұрын
Dustin Zilbauer Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the tears taste so good!
@marycunningham8466
@marycunningham8466 5 жыл бұрын
Great monologues we need you in UK
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 7 жыл бұрын
That drum solo! :O
@tzisorey
@tzisorey 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, every cloud has a silver lining. Or in Trumps case... a golden shower.
@NeoTribe1
@NeoTribe1 7 жыл бұрын
Nice how you conveniently leave out the fact trump is not under russian investigation.
@seanmarkeymusic
@seanmarkeymusic 7 жыл бұрын
Nice quote playing "bouncin' with bud" Mr. Baptise
@matthewdavis9630
@matthewdavis9630 7 жыл бұрын
I never watch this show live but i think i have to for tomorrow's monologue 😂
@cesarmadero05
@cesarmadero05 7 жыл бұрын
Day before yesterday: four videos of one monologue... *people wants one video* Yesterday: One monologue. One video. Today: Two monologues. Two videos. *DOUBLE MONOLOGUE. BITCH*
@royparsons2155
@royparsons2155 7 жыл бұрын
in·teg·ri·ty inˈteɡrədē/ noun 
the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness. synonym: honest antonym: republican
@IKnowKungFu.
@IKnowKungFu. 7 жыл бұрын
Had this cocktail at my bar last week, too! So awesome.
@Ytterbium007
@Ytterbium007 7 жыл бұрын
one of Colbert's best monologues!
@celestialtony5623
@celestialtony5623 7 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for evidence.
@michaelfireworks420
@michaelfireworks420 7 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020!!
@gybzen
@gybzen 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the tetris music at 1:37 Thanks Batiste.
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 7 жыл бұрын
omg, i just watched it. Crazy. It was amazing.
@AndyPDaley
@AndyPDaley 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert November: Comey ruined the Clinton presidency! 😤 June: Comedy ruined the Trump presidency! 😄 Hypocrisy
@Jackelbeaver
@Jackelbeaver 7 жыл бұрын
Wow I cant wait to see how different his reaction is tonight. (Blue balls?)
@huan1802
@huan1802 6 жыл бұрын
As a result, Stephen predicted Stormy was coming lol
@PaulOntheDrums
@PaulOntheDrums 7 жыл бұрын
Not One, but TWO Monologues?!? ....... . . . But we haven't seen you for five days, Colbert. I'm gonna need a monologue for each day, man.
@crystobalgarza4326
@crystobalgarza4326 7 жыл бұрын
What did Trump do wrong? Lol
@fuckcolberf9840
@fuckcolberf9840 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Liberals are just having a meltdown.
@86faST13
@86faST13 7 жыл бұрын
and a day later Trump and his supporters get the last laugh again.....
@lolalinda97
@lolalinda97 7 жыл бұрын
how so?
@gustavosimaca
@gustavosimaca 7 жыл бұрын
lolalinda97 did you see commey testimony, or are you just gonna expect colbert edit it and post it tomorrow trying to make it look bad for trump to satisfy your needs?
@86faST13
@86faST13 7 жыл бұрын
lolalinda97 Well my question to you is, how was it not good for Trump then?
@VideoJames1019
@VideoJames1019 7 жыл бұрын
Nice Tetris piano cue!
@luckyjasonfan
@luckyjasonfan 7 жыл бұрын
Good Lord, this is SO Embarrassing!!! How did we (Americans) get Here!? "We had that thing" 😒😨😩 Sad!
@derek8095
@derek8095 7 жыл бұрын
hahahaha the Dems were wrong
@caelanrileyfriesen3659
@caelanrileyfriesen3659 7 жыл бұрын
Get your umbrellas really, cause it's about to rain liberal tears 😂😂 #stupidliberals
@aliyabolotbekkyzy7689
@aliyabolotbekkyzy7689 7 жыл бұрын
"People on youtube are angry we're splitting monologues. What should we do?" - "Make Colbert do two monologues then".
@chantelle7867
@chantelle7867 7 жыл бұрын
That drummer is foooooyyyynnnnnnn
@DODGECHARGER-vv7sg
@DODGECHARGER-vv7sg 7 жыл бұрын
#demsdestroyedagain
@levanceland
@levanceland 7 жыл бұрын
there's a guy in front of the audience telling them to cheer, and applaud, btw
@lucaruaro3836
@lucaruaro3836 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen you are the best!
@alexschittenden
@alexschittenden 7 жыл бұрын
The excitement is palpable!
@TheBcboy2
@TheBcboy2 7 жыл бұрын
This guys not funny...
@AnnoyingKiwiDude
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 7 жыл бұрын
♪ ♫ Good bye Trumpy Good bye Trumpy ♪ ♫ Comey gonna get ya!
@WallEWorld
@WallEWorld 7 жыл бұрын
Haha! He put his imaginery laptop away from the camera. It gets me everytime.
@TheRealTrikein
@TheRealTrikein 7 жыл бұрын
Dat drum solo!
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