All cred to Stephen Lynch, who wrote and performed this song. Make sure to check out Stephen Lynch's new album "Lion". One of his brand new hilarious song can be found HERE, with Studio Quality • Stephen Lynch - Tattoo...
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@santino08857 ай бұрын
2024 and crying.... this is gold!!!
@lucasbauer90719 жыл бұрын
I think I remember him from the bus
@bimmerwrld94235 жыл бұрын
Fuck yea 😂
@megamonster10884 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord no. Haha 🤣
@miabia55254 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@evantaylor18324 жыл бұрын
He sure does remember you
@triciapapineau38547 жыл бұрын
my daughter in-law and my grand daughter turned me on to this comedian and he has saved the day. I get out of my own head and mental state of mind that can get dangerous for me at times. Thank you special ladies Myriah and Miranda. and of course to my new favorite comedian Are PO hen Lynch. once again you have saved my day
@cranktheoryREADY9 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant this guy...
@googleg276810 жыл бұрын
How is it possible that he ended up with custody.
@wrainmaker62836 жыл бұрын
He did say before ugly baby that he doesn’t even know where his daughter is.....
@SapphireCrusader19885 жыл бұрын
Bribes were accepted.
@DTheCritical3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Boccuti Well definitely they were not in Oregon or California states known to rim job mothers for custody alimony etc
@platinumfalcon7983 жыл бұрын
bear in mind this was obviously satire, or was it?
@thebestforthemost2 жыл бұрын
The wife/mom left them ... it is rare but it happens
@Oliolioptimus13 жыл бұрын
Ah the first ever Stephen Lynch song I ever heard... Still awesome.
@thecasualatvguy6176 ай бұрын
Special Ed and the super hero song for me
@sonny94932 ай бұрын
I remember this being prime musical comedy way back when.... Still amazing
@calibmatlock4 жыл бұрын
This song reminds me of playing Halo at LAN parties. Shit was a lifetime ago
@ilovemusicnbabes10898 жыл бұрын
My dad still sings this to me before bed. I'm 24. I don't love him. I live in Arizona. He lives in South Dakota. He drives every night. Someone call help. Please.
@MindiOwen8 жыл бұрын
Are you ok?
@xermy16487 жыл бұрын
what the fuck are you talking about.
@scsa1fan7 жыл бұрын
Ilovemusicnbabes do you need an adult?
@kach22387 жыл бұрын
That an impossible drive. >[ As someone who has driven across the country I am offended that you would make a joke about a drive like that. lel.
@kersato44156 жыл бұрын
lol
@scottthomas93914 жыл бұрын
so I discovered Stephen Lynch waaay back when! I was in a chatroom. remember chatrooms oldies? and someone threw on the comedy central version of this. I knew nothing of Stephen Lynch so I heard this incredibly beautiful song come on and I was waiting for it to bring me to tears it was so pretty. then it kicked in and I lost my shit at my computer! he's been my favorite comedy singer ever since and he's only got better! he has a new song out called summer song!
@deathskittiee55224 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites by him !!
@mikeyjgames7 ай бұрын
its d & d
@jillhuhn112910 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard this song in a long time.
@Trawww1510 жыл бұрын
I think she just left because she couldn't stand him anymore 😂
@scottleighton91495 жыл бұрын
This comment was 5 years ago re listen
@pokerluckbox20637 жыл бұрын
when I'm having a tough day at work I sing his song to myself and I feel better.
@chaosdb9 жыл бұрын
Beautiful song.... then the chorus starts... and i can't stop laughing.
@cockshield9 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt, THE best song to introduce people to Stephen Lynch.
@258legolas9 жыл бұрын
cockshield or special olympics
@redneckhippiefreak9 жыл бұрын
cockshield Or The Ballad of Scarface ;)
@Dafni.Cortes5 жыл бұрын
D. Butler It’s hilarious.
@HydroLion4 жыл бұрын
Still here in 2020 loving this guy during social isolation
@LucasnCody5684 жыл бұрын
Same. Always will love this guy
@sophiabianchi28644 жыл бұрын
Me too!!🙋♀️
@sl0sch Жыл бұрын
2022 here. Stay in the past. We still love Stephen lynch but you need to stay in the past. It doesn't get better.
@ryanmorrison1027 ай бұрын
2023 is calling.
@HydroLion7 ай бұрын
@@ryanmorrison102 hi 2023. Almost 2024. And still love him. 💜
@IShotMyLastMuse9 жыл бұрын
as twisted as it all is, there is something uplifting about this song, especially the end
@ilovemusicnbabes10898 жыл бұрын
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight!!!!!!
@watchcloak8 жыл бұрын
man, stephen lynch is just revolutionary. Lynch & Teich 2016
@Gant2094 жыл бұрын
i would pay good money to see stephen lynch perform this on the voice.....LMFAO
@animelover2987654514 жыл бұрын
i love stephen lynch he is the best singing comidian ever...
@lolmantylol8 жыл бұрын
1 Million views, isn't he amazing?!
@cobaltsmith18 жыл бұрын
Now for one with lyrics.
@nathanm26468 жыл бұрын
Who needs lyrics, I know them by heart, for almost all his songs, they're easy to remember!
@fithpeasant63088 жыл бұрын
he might be a special ed
@l3g1on436 жыл бұрын
You said it bro
@delshoemaker76166 жыл бұрын
What a great job. wish I was smart and talented!
@katherinehansard49989 жыл бұрын
I first heard this song while driving and nearly ran into a divider. I'm still laughing.
@conturf99733 ай бұрын
Don't mind the smoke, Daddy just wants to forget . . . . .fffffffttt......tonight Cracks me up every time
@ceciliatideborg742612 жыл бұрын
i'm learning to play this song on my guitar ;) Tabs rules! -Stephen Lynch is so awesome!
@NimsTV13 жыл бұрын
"Funniest singer ever. There's no one like him."
@huancena67466 жыл бұрын
NimsTV Bo Burnham
@kersato44156 жыл бұрын
yea lol exactly what i was thinking
@joonie93474 жыл бұрын
Rodney Carrington
@Elssi4 жыл бұрын
@@joonie9347 way too noisy and try-hard
@Lago593 жыл бұрын
@@kersato4415 o
@JayG6662 жыл бұрын
Lynch is actually a great musician.
@NLTops3 жыл бұрын
Someone's comment about their mommy not coming back after a date with a detective reminded me of this song. This dude is a comedic genius.
@Dafni.Cortes6 жыл бұрын
I remember my mom told me to stop the song bcuz it wasn’t a good song when I was 10. Me at 16, now I know why, childhood ruined.
@LordReiden12 жыл бұрын
one of his best creations
@rafabartochowski12996 жыл бұрын
One of the best songs I've heard in my life!! Love it! :)
@elizabethdavis10919 жыл бұрын
OMG who doesnt love stephen Lynch hes to funny love this song with them showing him singing it is so much funnier if you dont love him you have no sense of humor Stephen you are awesome i love you keep up the good work
@willquick50904 жыл бұрын
Visits his bookie and steals a new car
@mysticspectrum1512 жыл бұрын
Oh my. Just......I don't even................
@killerdj011 жыл бұрын
i don't know why this song relaxes me so much !!!
@marcman51099 жыл бұрын
Just let one of my friends listen to this song, first response in the beginning dude are you gay (intro) then words start and he is a loss of words just cant stop laughing. One of my favorites from Stephen Lynch.
@CharlieJeaneGipson2 жыл бұрын
That might be the reason.
@GanymedeRockLobster8 жыл бұрын
Genius+Comedian=Stephen Lynch
@DragzMR25 жыл бұрын
I like to consider him a god, a god of comedy
@justahuman51248 жыл бұрын
He has a calm voice, and i want him to sing me my bedtime song.
@huston14158 жыл бұрын
Specifically this one XD
@justahuman51248 жыл бұрын
+LιlurαΑrτs σωσ Yeah!
@huston14158 жыл бұрын
Lol XD
@dreamscrusher99295 жыл бұрын
You might not want that lmao
@MarkMonette8 жыл бұрын
KZfaq makes it difficult to enjoy this song and raise my newborn.
@zedchicago13326 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. Lynch I am 37 years old and I can not tell you the comfort your song has given me. Maybe that's wrong but it's the truth. My father divorced my mom when I was 4 and i remember my father telling me "I have to go out to night to find you a new mommy" needless to say I was raised by my nanny
@0909umcia4 жыл бұрын
You stayed with your dad as well?
@CharlieJeaneGipson3 жыл бұрын
2021
@kmndi12 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than twilight
@kithraholmes60887 жыл бұрын
hahahahahHaaa its been years since ive heard this and i still love it.
@Dafni.Cortes6 жыл бұрын
This made me cry (because of a divorce my parents had) but the lyrics are so funny (because of the sexual lyrics). Stephen Lynch is a great comedian.
@willquick50905 жыл бұрын
I like how he says bookie
@thegreendank13 жыл бұрын
Is he still around? I saw him like 15 years ago and it was a great show
@TOGSolid2 жыл бұрын
On tour right now! Fancies himself a more serious musician though and his newer stuff all sounds like it's made for NPR
@thegreendank12 жыл бұрын
@@TOGSolid lol yeah I saw him when he wrote special friend and ask those funny ass songs so it was a great show.
@brupbacher16 жыл бұрын
My young daughter was sitting next to me at the library one day, watching KZfaq videos (Hannah Montana, etc) when I suddenly heard beautiful music coming from her headphones. When I asked her what she was listening to, she said it was a lullaby. Then I heard, "Cause Daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores" and I snatched the headphones off of her head. I have to admit that I laughed my head off, but from then on I paid a lot more attention to what she listened to on KZfaq. She is 20 years old now, and we still laugh about this song. Very creative lyrics. When someone espouses the idea that couples should stay together no matter what, I play this song for them and tell them that sometimes divorce is better.
@ratretrograde13 жыл бұрын
"And I think that's why..." THINK xD I love Stephen Lynch. GUH. Made my day.
@Boxkid69 ай бұрын
Long live granny ❤️🩹🕊️
@TheLittleRussian211 жыл бұрын
Indeed! Didn't think about that, did I.
@twylakirk25289 жыл бұрын
You're so unbelievably AWESOME!
@MsMackin0112 жыл бұрын
i can express the awesome of this song
@ayeforgot86459 жыл бұрын
The fact that no one has shot him for some of his songs is kind of surprising. I'm a little ashamed that I find his music funny
@lebbo889 жыл бұрын
Why would someone shoot him?
@ayeforgot86459 жыл бұрын
Kevin Lebby I'm just saying that unless you're a white atheistic American male with no handicaps, he has insulted you
@lebbo889 жыл бұрын
So someone's gonna shoot him for that? Someone would have to be really messed up in the head to be so offended they shoot a person over a comedy song.
@ayeforgot86459 жыл бұрын
I didn't say they weren't messed up
@lebbo889 жыл бұрын
You said the fact that no had shot him over his songs surprises you. No sane person is going to shoot someone for a song they don't like.
@paulvece3714 Жыл бұрын
Circa 2001-02 basically all of Baltimore protested his show at my college lolol
@72oldscutlasssupreme4 жыл бұрын
brilliant!
@TheSnooch12312 жыл бұрын
Absolutely....
@AceLM9212 жыл бұрын
I'm a Metalhead & Rocker, but I would probably sing this to my kids someday lol
@kalebcrawford15018 жыл бұрын
His wife must have left him with Bob. Hope she likes Hawaii!
@JadenSomSam8 жыл бұрын
give her the mad cow disease, make him die of the plague.
@bduhbya13 жыл бұрын
This dude has gift, no doubt. :)
@kelman7278 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Birmingham a few years ago. Halfway through the gig some old bat went up to the stage and lifted up her shirt at him. Ew.
@Usernamenottaken2k8 жыл бұрын
+kelman727 occupational hazard
@TheDarkcided13 жыл бұрын
thanks for posting this..
@LuvZippy12 жыл бұрын
Don't you remember? She ran away to Hawaii with Bob.
@werewolf743 жыл бұрын
took me way too long to find this again.
@DayOfTentacles9 жыл бұрын
Joonsoo Kang _Agree with you jonsoo! The techniques of that program are so simple that_ _any woman can use them to get astonishing results shockingly in_ _a little time. Just imagine girl what will happen when he calls you_ _begging you to get back together._
@DayOfTentacles9 жыл бұрын
Anyway, you interchange the site name. The correct one is this: SavingMyExLover.blogspot.com just click on the link =D
@CharlieJeaneGipson2 жыл бұрын
I'm giving it another go.
@dwoannon33009 жыл бұрын
sounds like my dad
@bochman41613 жыл бұрын
5 ladies got dissed by their man
@_barrow11 жыл бұрын
My and your love story is better than twilight
@GekoHayate10 жыл бұрын
There is only 1 daughter though, so it was the good looking baby they kept.
@awesomegamer23711 жыл бұрын
If I get a divorce and have kids they will hear this song
@PhantasmicNephilim11 жыл бұрын
The song's called 'Talk to me' watch?v=kWtYJhDBO84 That particular part comes up around 1:25 : )
@visigrog3 жыл бұрын
Soft lullalaby.. tonight...
@JeffynAmr197710 жыл бұрын
it's a fucking classic, keep it up Stephen...
@MaNnY72o13 жыл бұрын
greatest dark-humored comedian!.......EVER.
@stevandjordjevic30322 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine sang this for me and now im fucking hooked. I asked her to sing this for me each night before i go to sleep.
@capo2k812 жыл бұрын
@insaninater Yeah there is mate, check out the album version. Sorted.
@MRAtPt12 жыл бұрын
I find this hard to fall asleep to.
@everythingreviewed310 жыл бұрын
Liek dis if u cry evry time.
@gitbig3337 жыл бұрын
deadbeaj [under construction] no
@KhoaLe-uc2ny7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Dafni.Cortes6 жыл бұрын
I cried and laughed at the same time. These lyrics made me laugh really hard. I cried that the girl is going through the divorce. Stephen Lynch is a legend there!
@dadefrost205911 жыл бұрын
no.. its a comedy song.. its supposed to contain jokes. if you read the beginning of my comment again you'll see that it say "i think he missed his calling" as in he is very good at the comedy song, but had he gone a different direction he could have written some of the most touching songs we'd likely have heard in a long time.
@CrazyAussie1311 жыл бұрын
It is either Talk to me - Stephen Lynch or Caught Me - Stephen Lynch. They are both the same songs just two different names on youtube :P
@Hermandeschermmanwasbezet12 жыл бұрын
its on the album the craig machine on itunes
@xephthetamagochi404611 жыл бұрын
Blackjesus....you freakin made my day
@paulbrownstar12 жыл бұрын
my god this music is beautiful and the lyrics crack me up haha awesome
@hellsblaze66612 жыл бұрын
Lynch kicks so much ass special olympics is the best
@stiteler8812 жыл бұрын
this should have a lot more views
@davidbauer20406 жыл бұрын
dude is awesome
@RayYouk3r13 жыл бұрын
Remember, he is a musician first, comedian second
@insaninater13 жыл бұрын
is there no version of this song where the audience shuts up/isnt there?
@haooka311 жыл бұрын
i love this song SL is the man
@annahenkens997510 жыл бұрын
i hate i cryed and this funny things came oh om so angey
@mjbooka13 жыл бұрын
This is a very funny song no doubt his best.
@platformfiles6 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@NekoNaoYuuki13 жыл бұрын
@TheDeadbodyman92 I don't know.. Ever heard of Jon Lajoie? He's pretty damn awesome.
@mcguire4u19 жыл бұрын
This song reminds me of me....
@Razor218368 жыл бұрын
genius! :D
@NorwegianAssassin13 жыл бұрын
touched my heart this one ;O
@NCAIN12312 жыл бұрын
this shit is fucking asome come on every one should sing it
@CharlieJeaneGipson4 жыл бұрын
2020
@CharlieJeaneGipson4 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@maiers13 жыл бұрын
omg never a lullaby had so much win :D
@FiveLayerBurrito12 жыл бұрын
Lol XD! It took me a minute to remember where that's from