Ever wondered what would happen if elevator's didn't have buttons and relied on vocal recognition instead?
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@rholyoak Жыл бұрын
For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.
@Filthypunkrocker6 ай бұрын
same
@alisakhrom5 ай бұрын
Me too!
@Standingfortruth20243 ай бұрын
Same !! 😂
@custerranch2 ай бұрын
Or say it 😂😂
@janskeet1382Ай бұрын
Every time we hear, ‘Eleven’ my son and I chant this Eleven under our breath.
@akent63934 жыл бұрын
This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.
@Salliana_Of_Suramar Жыл бұрын
they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....
@yunusozkan8969 Жыл бұрын
they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it
@Anti_Code.Official Жыл бұрын
Me and my friend is going to re act that
@konstantin.v Жыл бұрын
@@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁
@opticnerve8927 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉
@Hatsumomo1984 Жыл бұрын
"where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣
@FerdinandGamelin Жыл бұрын
Дублин в Америке 😂. вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨
@alexandermaddox8695 Жыл бұрын
@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!
@DragonCat Жыл бұрын
@@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂
@i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 Жыл бұрын
I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)
@Umbra16 Жыл бұрын
@@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.
@stdesy Жыл бұрын
"Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead
@bradstensland506 Жыл бұрын
Deck Van Dyke!!! lol
@conorsmith8551 Жыл бұрын
I said dead in a Scottish accent there as deeeed hahahaha
@Leeann-rz3ei9 ай бұрын
@@conorsmith8551I love lifts!
@Silverwind87Ай бұрын
Yeah, we owe England an apology for that guy.
@tomedy_official27 күн бұрын
He said ierland
@ChimeraLotietheBunny Жыл бұрын
Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it
@Starmadien2019 Жыл бұрын
Good Omens did one
@Darklor_WCF11 ай бұрын
The original is from the movie Carwash
@hopeless16176 күн бұрын
@@Starmadien2019best version of it ive seen, and the tall guy actually sounds like DT
@irisefidia91392 күн бұрын
I saw the bsd version with FukuMori lmao
@lucashfaria985 ай бұрын
"You have not selected a floor" "AYE WE HAVE!!!"
@EthanSmith-qg9bn2 жыл бұрын
“Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣
@alessandroarcuri209 Жыл бұрын
YA' KØÜ! 🤣🤣🤣
@theidiotic_one Жыл бұрын
The video:eleven The subtitles: I love Ben
@gabrielmlocik50494 ай бұрын
And "a weapon"... KZfaq made the irony on whole level.
@threepwood563 жыл бұрын
Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.
@cmyk8964 Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV
@zoli6692 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?
@Slyarno27959 ай бұрын
I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.
@jacquelinehauser2207 ай бұрын
Eleven
@genls7 ай бұрын
Should have tried eleven
@patticake5367 Жыл бұрын
Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition
@alicek.47146 ай бұрын
I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition. Funny thing is I like everything Scottish. Never thought these things are related, haha
@cathicook258610 ай бұрын
I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them. EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!
@largol33t1Ай бұрын
What's funny is the GPS unit I got from my father spoke in an American accent so poorly (it was made in Germany!) that I couldn't stop laughing. This was too distracting so I fumbled through the accent settings to find whatever the hell I could understand best. I would try driving around while it gave me directions, switching the accent settings whenever I kept getting confused. Lo and behold, the Swiss-German accent worked best and I am NEITHER! I don't know why the hell it was the easiest to understand.
@babuma81 Жыл бұрын
OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.
@berkaykoclar4953 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@bentuovila52968 ай бұрын
It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.
@inyobill Жыл бұрын
We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.
@KrystleLow7 ай бұрын
Probably made her week! 🤣
@SupraBot784 ай бұрын
🤣
@Nathalia_Martins Жыл бұрын
The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅
@slowerthinker Жыл бұрын
"jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)
@Nathalia_Martins Жыл бұрын
@@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜
@bethel1019 Жыл бұрын
Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂
@BK-is5fj Жыл бұрын
“England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂
@SethanderWald Жыл бұрын
Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂
@zereprotsenzerep652 Жыл бұрын
When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.
@drivesmecrazy10007 жыл бұрын
These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.
@woodrude784 ай бұрын
"Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊
@sevvra Жыл бұрын
my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕
@user-xt6qo2jb9l Жыл бұрын
Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)
@user-xt7ne4ov3t11 ай бұрын
My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago And I’m here because… Idk I just like Sco’land
@TheStoneageRomeo4 жыл бұрын
Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.
@jamescarr466211 ай бұрын
You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'
@vladimiracseri7362 ай бұрын
Never ever gets old!! Only lived in Scotland for 7 years but honestly!!! The best really the best!!!
@aninewforest Жыл бұрын
I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.
@ScottishDrumLessons Жыл бұрын
Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video. Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"
@tequilacollins Жыл бұрын
And prob for 11 months & 3 weeks, he would just roll his eyes. 😀
@ScottishDrumLessons Жыл бұрын
@@tequilacollins He actually LOVED it :-) My younger boy lis looking forward to his turn to be called it also
@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler10 ай бұрын
I'm on chapter 11 rn lol
@zokisr.16882 ай бұрын
did u call him with an English or American accent 😂😂😂
@marcelkuijper82404 ай бұрын
I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's. That didn't work either. Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means. And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time. It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN! My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"
@UTVilla3 ай бұрын
Probably the best sketch in comedy history
@shafiqa26 жыл бұрын
I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!
@brianoneill7186 Жыл бұрын
Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'
@eepidoodle11 ай бұрын
I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣
@badgermacfeegal618 Жыл бұрын
This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!
@volcaniicash6485 Жыл бұрын
After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.
@lukestadther121811 ай бұрын
My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.
@RinioNightcore3 ай бұрын
Anyone here 2024?♡
@thekiller_33932 ай бұрын
Yo
@fmarkcovert1492 ай бұрын
FREEDOM!!!
@jacekbigos11752 ай бұрын
Still 😅
@_Shuken_2 ай бұрын
Hey
@odnakolive36352 ай бұрын
Да
@clopyify4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: there were only 10 floors
@tabby50672 жыл бұрын
OMG
@mugthemagpie30014 ай бұрын
I did not think of that.
@cz23014 ай бұрын
This explains it all lol
@ekathe852 ай бұрын
Wasn't it the Nigel Tufnel Plaza?
@winistan4 жыл бұрын
This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!
@Rebeccaannjarvis8 ай бұрын
This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong
@CollectvlyUnconsious4 жыл бұрын
Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!
@ingridlaskova8526 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅
@tihana1310 ай бұрын
And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂
@blaze41115 ай бұрын
"you have not selected a floor" "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"
@curlymike Жыл бұрын
I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.
@hunting69doehle622 ай бұрын
I am German and can't wait that someone turns this into a sketch with Bavarians arguing with a High German voice regognition programme.
@Amethystar8 ай бұрын
I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"
@justasimpleman6015 Жыл бұрын
"ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard
@Trynedge7 жыл бұрын
Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD
@chrisgarczynski35528 ай бұрын
I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tim_burton Жыл бұрын
I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.
@TheSnowUrzikDjinn11 ай бұрын
Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣
@daniellbondad66708 жыл бұрын
Why does it sound a little low-toned? Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!
@catholicdad Жыл бұрын
Lol, I heard "for months at it"
@MrMcFish21910 ай бұрын
@@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.
@jamescarr466211 ай бұрын
Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble
@123shaunstodd Жыл бұрын
Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working". Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.
@ignacioferreiro1949 ай бұрын
Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado
@andresinclair8282 Жыл бұрын
This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣
@orsors21298 ай бұрын
My belly hurts from laughing so hard.
@OldschoolDJ_Gerd Жыл бұрын
His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂
@MarshallRedmon019 ай бұрын
It does
@charzz2363 Жыл бұрын
Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂
@VarmintLP8 ай бұрын
even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.
@spozz66336 ай бұрын
These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@manuelagheorghitaionescu80687 ай бұрын
I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌
@suzystone2444 ай бұрын
Priceless in this life and in the next❤
@SidGolan6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".
@JaimieJo3 жыл бұрын
This is a classic!
@Moyles80 Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂
@Kovaelin Жыл бұрын
Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.
@puggy19997 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best ones ever 😍
@Thegdee Жыл бұрын
Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...
@illbeyourstumbleine9 ай бұрын
When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!
@IHateYoutubeHandles6154 жыл бұрын
"Yew from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?" BRILLIANT in joke about Mary Poppins.
@omp199 Жыл бұрын
An in-joke is a joke that relies on knowledge that only the people sharing the joke have. Dick Van Dyke's performance in _Mary Poppins_ is common knowledge.
@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Жыл бұрын
@@omp199 I'm guessing that nowadays there are lots of people who've never heard of Dick Van Dyke or Mary Poppins.
@omp199 Жыл бұрын
@@IHateKZfaqHandles615 They are still pretty famous. The sequel to the film, _Mary Poppins Returns,_ came out only about four years ago, and Dick Van Dyke is still getting himself talked about in the news. Even if they weren't famous, it still wouldn't be an in-joke.
@IndigenousArtst8 ай бұрын
Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
@johndoeii8926 Жыл бұрын
Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...
@Nikk1-2024 Жыл бұрын
My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀
@jennypage20059 ай бұрын
Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.
@matwalker727410 ай бұрын
I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done. 'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??
@Yekb_Zhexan823 Жыл бұрын
My absolute favourites
@mdkram5 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣
@HugBear1379 ай бұрын
Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂
@haden6362 ай бұрын
I can't get in an elevator and not think of this scene 😂
@emmoerm4 жыл бұрын
Scotland SCOTLAND SCOTLAAAND FREEEEEEDOOOOOM
@berkaykoclar4953 Жыл бұрын
Goin up?
@TenshiNakano4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist... They needed to say "FLOOR eleven"
@DeploraBill598 ай бұрын
FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)
@martinwright810811 ай бұрын
it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs. Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha
@TheWPhilosopher10 ай бұрын
ten? As if that makes it any easier. 😅
@lindsayloo2709 Жыл бұрын
Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!
@MarshallRedmon019 ай бұрын
SCOTLAND!!!!!
@georgeedwards81896 ай бұрын
@@MarshallRedmon01FREEDOM!!!!
@tatata1543Ай бұрын
Only in Scotland could two guys end up arguing with a lift😂
@helenswan705 Жыл бұрын
I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio Scotland. Thanks alexa!
@alfiegrace2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my father who was born and raised in Auchinleck, Scotland.
@althearia55467 жыл бұрын
That's a shame there is no subtitles, if you are a vocal recognition program you can understand it D:
@dylan-qq8uf6 жыл бұрын
Althearya 2031 or Scottish ;)
@robertdoyle9564 Жыл бұрын
I hang the phone up when they use voice recognition 😂
@Sigismund57656 ай бұрын
"You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"
@cocutts9301 Жыл бұрын
THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂
@scarletsky2614 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure no matter how funny something is laugh tracks automatically make them much less so.
@thevhssystembackup973 Жыл бұрын
as a welsh person, voice recognition cannot recognise accents other than american. it can abrely do english, let aslone scottish
@manuelagheorghitaionescu80687 ай бұрын
Freedooooooom!
@lauragraham93326 күн бұрын
This is first time watched this am hooked already 🎉these guys are comedy genius love there sketches 👌❤️
@uraszz11 ай бұрын
When his voice breaks at 2:03 I died lol
@afonsoserra8017 Жыл бұрын
"Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"
@raghavsharma32115 ай бұрын
Just take us anywhere ya cow is the funniest thing ever written for a script.
@woodysmith2681Ай бұрын
The true test for any voice recognition software is understanding a Scotsman, especially one that's drunken and hurling insults. The true test of an AI is understanding the Scotsman's actual insults.
@CaptainRetroStation Жыл бұрын
The comedy in this sketch has been turned up to eleven… eleven… eleven… eleven…
@andrzej6711 ай бұрын
Dzisiaj jeszcze śmieszy, ale jutro już nie będzie.
@DiDi-xn1oo3 ай бұрын
For 9 years i haven't been able to hear the word"eleven" we without thinking of this sketch😂
@pacificostudios6 ай бұрын
I will never forget my difficulty just ordering shepherd's pie with tea and milk in Edinburgh. Ai canna dyu a Skottish axsentt!
@georgeedwards81896 ай бұрын
"SCOTLAND, YA BASTARD!"
@Aleron823 ай бұрын
This skit will live forever! :D
@Airblazer Жыл бұрын
2:38 always gets me...
@apocryphal_man6 ай бұрын
The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂