Stephen's LIVE MONOLOGUE After The January 6th Committee Primetime Hearing

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Stephen Colbert delivers his LIVE monologue after watching the first night of televised hearings held by the January 6th Committee. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@Sarajean913 Жыл бұрын

It’s a shame Fox & Tucker didn’t want to take credit for all their hard work that led to Jan 6th

@alankillian4962 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the last of the 3 stooges. Trumps favorite immigrant, Rupert Murdoch

@jassewalton1768 Жыл бұрын

👏 👏 👏

@paddyholly2184 Жыл бұрын

@@alankillian4962 IF there's Any Justice left in the Divided States of America....... Rupert and his tabloid news Propaganda will be run outa town.

@j.dragon651 Жыл бұрын

Just for the record, it is Cucker Tarlson. and FIX news.

@donwadd9143 Жыл бұрын

Shame your parents dropped you on your head in the delivery room.

@skydanzr Жыл бұрын

On behalf of all Americans and their families that paid the ultimate sacrifice fighting in all past wars in the name of Democracy,,,please for God sake,,,,hold these traitors accountable.

@biffalobull2335 Жыл бұрын

You’re speaking for Tyrone Woods? Glad to have you finally joining us

@maxpain1942 Жыл бұрын

yes please. so sick of them getting away with this.

@DonaldDump2024 Жыл бұрын

Amen. The sooner the better.

@phredharvey7428 Жыл бұрын

AMEN BROTHER AMEN

@8088I Жыл бұрын

Two 'Biggliest' McCowardly Disgraces in History: McConnell & McCarthy! :-))

@cmarq817 Жыл бұрын

That Ivanka joke is a MASTERPIECE. 👏👏👏👏👏

@prawny05 Жыл бұрын

Jon Batiste’s reaction to Colbert’s “She finally screwed him” gag is all time.

@arod0005 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit that was hilarious!! Had me rolling. I had to back it up and watch again!

@okamic1750 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the link

@notbraindead7298 Жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@alexfischer2527 Жыл бұрын

I just hope this leads to SOMETHING, any form of positive change. I'm not from the US, I'm in Europe watching this in the morning. The world is watching you, America. Please go save your democracy.

@Soy_Preinaugural Жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching. Thank you for holding us accountable. I hope my country chooses democracy.

@hardoff Жыл бұрын

@@Soy_Preinaugural spolier: they don't

@OC-CPA Жыл бұрын

It won't change anything. A little less than half this country is holding the other half hostage. Partition is the only way out.

@Fred.pSonic Жыл бұрын

@@hardoff Spolier? Yeah we're gonna get our information from you.

@jannichi6431 Жыл бұрын

38% refused to watch, hope they choose 'live' 'streaming' then📢

@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын

“That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president, she finally screwed him”. Words that will go down in history. The writers should get an Emmy for that line.

@J2982able Жыл бұрын

Aight ladies and gents, pack it up, comedy has been won.

@angprt2 Жыл бұрын

YAAAASSSS

@joannajamerson35 Жыл бұрын

100 💯💯💯💯

@vibradiant Жыл бұрын

And his eyebrows for what they did as he said it. If we gotta deal with Trump's fucking evil, at least people like Colbert (& Obama (& Seth Meyers)) can make him the butt of deserving jokes.

@shannonc.165 Жыл бұрын

He went there 😂😂😂😂

@zeuswill9523 Жыл бұрын

I AM SCREAMING LITERALLY IN MY OFFICE...with the Ivanka joke.."she finally screwed him"....HIS WRITERS NEED A DAM RAISE! and John's reaction...priceless!

@davidrust9930 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert you delivered the MOTHER OF ALL MONOLOGUES... and the EMMY GOES TO.. THE COLBERT SHOW.

@mira9457 Жыл бұрын

For not even logically mentioning that insurrections are typically events where a fed up public rise against evil governments. Emmy goes to you

@davidrust9930 Жыл бұрын

@@mira9457 I'm sure you would not get it "MiRa"because I'm sure you're just like all the INSURRECTIONIST... ALL WHITE SUPREMACISTS, KKK AND NAZIS, OH FYI HITLER DID NOT WIN AND YOU WON'T.

@peggyking9543 Жыл бұрын

"Dads who lost custody". Truth.

@s4u432 Жыл бұрын

Or about to lose custody.

@ravi201060 Жыл бұрын

actually we should applaud Ms. Cheney for being brave and not to give up under pressure and threats by earlier president, who should pay for what he had done.

@59cc Жыл бұрын

Let’s thank her dad for murdering millions of people. Thanks you so much

@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын

Two Republicans in Congress are willing to state the obvious truth - one is retiring and the other looks likely to be primaried out. Sigh 😔

@jassewalton1768 Жыл бұрын

Could she not run as an independent? I wish the other wouldn't retire - he's a good guy - in the honesty sense.

@italiannn16 Жыл бұрын

So, who wrote this? Joe Biden or Kamala Harris? It's about as intelligent and coherent as the 2 of them combined.😂😂😂

@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын

@@jassewalton1768 Kinzinger is less awful than most, but that's why he's leaving.

@annmarieknapp2480 Жыл бұрын

Best burn ever!!! "She finally screwed him." Dear God, I am blown away by writers of that one!!! Comedic gold!

@m15t3r_n8 Жыл бұрын

"Must have been a bittersweet moment for him...." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 I Still can't breathe from laughing

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

I'm not one to hope for positive change, for the most part.. but when my right-wing father in law just sat in silence, only uttering the occasional "Jesus...", then going to bed without a single loudmouth comment.. I gotta say... This might finally sink in with them.

@colechillen7700 Жыл бұрын

Wow.

@TennesseeYaya Жыл бұрын

This comment made my whole year. Thank God.

@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын

I know a few people like that too. When they only watch fox, though, they have no idea. I like to think people still respect government when they see a congressional hearing in action, and helps it isn't a GOP run circus, say, to push through a new unqualified scotus justice. 🤔

@April-oh7yx Жыл бұрын

🤞🙏🏼

@DiakosDelvin Жыл бұрын

Hoping it'll stick but odds are his social media will be flooding with people agreeing it was fakes.

@HH-mw4sq Жыл бұрын

I must confess that I had very low expectations of these televised hearings from the January 6th Committee. But they hit the 1st hearing out of the park. The DOJ needs to start charging these fools and traitors who were involved in plotting, abetting, and executing the insurrection.

@belikewater420 Жыл бұрын

I continue to have low expectations, unfortunately. While I agree with your statement, I worry that the real issue is still the other side. We just get more and more proof, but go look at the equivalent right media right now. Comment after comment still in full denial and refusing to even hear the footage while spouting the very definition of irony in claiming fox was the "truth" they were looking for and calling the hearing close minded. If he goes to jail and that mindset continues despite how obvious it is, well... you saw January 2021.

@SchvennMeister Жыл бұрын

Of course the hearings were good. They didn't want to be upstaged by the Depp vs. Heard trial.

@deimosvoralius2988 Жыл бұрын

@@SchvennMeister Wonderful priority set there. Pretty sure nobody cares about dep during all of this. Maybe not even dep.

@catalinacurio Жыл бұрын

I watched from Scotland so it started at 1am here, thought I’d doze off but was riveted.

@jakevendrotti1496 Жыл бұрын

@Daniel Anuchan People are angrier at Amber Heard then they are at Trump, who lies with every breath exactly the same way, except for over four years, to the demolition of the entire GOP and nearly our democratic process. We have near total consensus on disliking heard, but trump's televised lies are divisive. Makes no sense at all.

@jodiegibbs3042 Жыл бұрын

Dads who lost custody - great line !

@offplanet740 Жыл бұрын

When Officer Edwards said that there was so much 🩸 that they were slipping in pools of it, I gasped. That’s horrifying

@aricreepowitz9273 Жыл бұрын

What a joke. He is an obese racist. He shot an unarmed woman. How embarrassing. Meanwhile in Portland a federal courthouse was surrounded and they tried to burn it down with people inside...but it was MOSTLY peaceful? BW HA H AH

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

The newly released footage is simply devastating and it's so clear how responsible Donnie is... he better end up in handcuffs!

@April-oh7yx Жыл бұрын

He won't😕 but hopefully someone related to him will🤞🙏🏼

@carlaherring8051 Жыл бұрын

It was like a damn horror movie, I was crying. 18 months waiting for him to get locked up, and still waiting....

@izy205 Жыл бұрын

@@April-oh7yx he will

@izy205 Жыл бұрын

@Pluto N. Uranus Fr they’ll be too busy behind bars for insurrection

@jannichi6431 Жыл бұрын

At least send him to Epstein's Island, better yet Guantanamo has space, or Elon could send him flying 🚀

@nathangallagher3142 Жыл бұрын

That “She finally screwed him” joke was Gold! Probably joke of the year! Lol!

@RedondoBeach2 Жыл бұрын

Nah. Rump's hair-helmet is still a bigger joke.

@ronleight9341 Жыл бұрын

@@RedondoBeach2 No, the lust of his life trumps the orange mop!

@brianmyers13 Жыл бұрын

100%

@JK-io8pn Жыл бұрын

First time Colbert has made me laugh since the Colbert Report

@infinitysteppingstone331 Жыл бұрын

Stephen at his best tonight 😂😂😂😂

@lilbluekitten Жыл бұрын

This monologue was comedy GOLD! Thanks so much for the crying laughter, Stephen and writers! This made me so happy. 😂😂

@Jack-ms3so Жыл бұрын

Colbert at his best! He was brutal but honest. Loved it all!

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

If Trump doesn’t go to prison after this, then he never will.

@celestialbeing7214 Жыл бұрын

Thats because theres nothing on him. This is 3rd attempt at an impeachment; give it up, you biden NPC

@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын

Don’t get your hopes up

@mattrodgers4878 Жыл бұрын

Nothing stick to Teflon Don

@changhyunahn1298 Жыл бұрын

he never will

@whyythestupidithurts5564 Жыл бұрын

That's the thing with fascism they make it legal.

@boysdontcry5487 Жыл бұрын

“She finally screwed him.” Finally, someone on tv had the guts to say what the whole of America knows.

@WINuFAIL Жыл бұрын

Tucker and Trump both are desperate to molest their daughters

@DavidMorseMusic Жыл бұрын

That line will go down in history. I'd give my left kidney to see Dump's reaction to that line.

@holyfreakinBLEACH Жыл бұрын

Took Jon OUT lmao

@comradepickles7607 Жыл бұрын

@@DavidMorseMusic *screeches while clutching kfc bucket and spilling diet coke*

@cmasterson Жыл бұрын

@@holyfreakinBLEACH lmao 🤣 I’m laughing so hard

@felixdeluxe5060 Жыл бұрын

Much respect to Liz Cheney, she's doing a real good job! Republicans should be proud of her instead of following the Trumpists.

@michaeladkins6 Жыл бұрын

Its weird have a Cheney as a hero and not a villain.

@ca98981 Жыл бұрын

@darknightoftroy remember no amendment is absolute

@sons_0f_satan105 Жыл бұрын

Liz who Respect Pffftt what cloud are yous on in here give me some of the shit your smoking RESPECT what a joke she DONE, FINISHED. plus i heard this clown here Producer was arrested for his involvement in the J6 lol S_0_S

@d.t.8465 Жыл бұрын

Seriously one of Colbert's BEST of show!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@tannerplummer1996 Жыл бұрын

5:18 that Ivanka joke was probably the most savage joke Colbert has ever made! 🤣

@bjt20f2 Жыл бұрын

He came close when he did the Corrospondents dinner when George W was president.

@globaladdict Жыл бұрын

especially considering he's a religious man, makes it even more epic

@benr3799 Жыл бұрын

This is the first time I’ve watched an actual TV channel in over a year, for those who claimed that people wouldn’t be interested in watching 💁‍♂️more interesting than the superbowl tbh

@faithnelson6069 Жыл бұрын

i think maybe people put that idea out as more disinformation.

@Mikejr91 Жыл бұрын

Just curious, how old are you? I'm interested if younger generations are paying attention at all.

@Gormadt Жыл бұрын

@@Mikejr91 28, absolutely interested

@megaraph5551 Жыл бұрын

@@Mikejr91 I'm not even American and currently below 18. Watched the whole thing on KZfaq and boy I ran out of popcorn.

@singularlycaroline Жыл бұрын

@@Mikejr91 22

@cognitogrrl Жыл бұрын

Oh Stephen, you have SLAYED me! That terrifically sharp remark about what Ivanka did to her dad left me gasping for air. You and your writers are treasures!

@anthonycook4441 Жыл бұрын

Wow,the Finally Screwed Him joke,is one of the best ever written.

@robvangessel3766 Жыл бұрын

How we got here. In my view, the real start goes back 22 years, when for the first time in history the Supreme Court took a direct role in our general elections and stopped the Florida ballot count.

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

That's definitely a part of it. But the start of people as loathsome as Trump being popular with Republican voters started earlier, with Newt Gingrich and the 1994 midterms.

@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын

It goes back to Reagan demonizing the word “liberal” and convincing people that government is evil

@howler6490 Жыл бұрын

That was covered in south africa but not very well and it took a lot of work to find out WTF was going on.

@krejados1 Жыл бұрын

@@davidlundquist1979 I daresay it went back even further, to when the Reagan administration, under Heritage Foundation direction, started repealing both economic and regulatory laws.

@markbrodie48 Жыл бұрын

@@krejados1 right …he gutted the fairness doctrine in television and print media ….and spread that Trickle Down …BULLS IT

@DwayneShaw1 Жыл бұрын

What stood out most to me, that hasn't got any mention yet - that I've seen, was the claim that "multiple Republican members of Congress actively sought pardons for their role" - more on this, please.

@sherylhoward4831 Жыл бұрын

My jaw dropped when I watched him say that! Of all the things he could have said under oath that he was too busy with!

@GaiaShield Жыл бұрын

That's an admission of guilt, they should all be in prison.

@innismor11 Жыл бұрын

And then there are Clarke, Eastman, Flynn, Stone .... all have pleaded the 5th already. Trump: "Only the mob pleads the 5th." I'm loooking forward to when the Feds arrive at Mar-a-Lago later this year to arrest Trump on criminal charges.

@donwadd9143 Жыл бұрын

@@GaiaShield GET A BETTER PSYCHIATRIST YOU MOONBAT!

@cjfengshui1 Жыл бұрын

And Jared admitted he was busy with the pardons.

@andrewjohnson6716 Жыл бұрын

That "dads who lost custody" joke was a headshot!

@pillettadoinswartsh4974 Жыл бұрын

This is the first time since 1-6-21 that I feel like people are going to pay for what they did. After the hearing three days ago, I haven't felt a let-down. I'm jazzed for tomorrow morning.

@RandomJ2023 Жыл бұрын

If anyone else does not, I remember watching this live. It was one of the most gut wrenching events I've seen in a long time, but even more when the POTUS said "These are patriots, great Americans". Absolutely no shame

@paddyholly2184 Жыл бұрын

I'm Still shaking. And I've been following this Gong Show since that Malevolent Spirit floated down the escalator in June 2015. SEVEN YEARS AGO!

@johnc5160 Жыл бұрын

The Tangerine Toddler has a weird idea of what patriotism means.

@Wiccad Жыл бұрын

I saw it live too, but what the committee showed was way worse than what was broadcast by the networks that day.

@janeenharris3074 Жыл бұрын

"We love you" coming from a man with no love in his soul. What a thing to say to people who beat the crap out of police.

@marshamariner7897 Жыл бұрын

@@Wiccad mainly because of CCTV and other video that we don't have Access to...prob more than we will ever c😠😠😠😠🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🌍🌎👀🇺🇸

@candellwilson4259 Жыл бұрын

5:27 - Steven Colbert’s joke on Ivanka finally screwing Trump had me rolling on the floor laughing for a long while 😂

@s.mittle Жыл бұрын

When I got to that part I had to rewind that and listen to that again 😂

@misterderp4566 Жыл бұрын

That was as wonderful as when he called out the pumpkin for being Putin's c*ck holster. So great.

@rattusgrenadus8291 Жыл бұрын

we had a president who openly hit on his own daughter...i still can't get my head around that

@TheClairemyst Жыл бұрын

It was a Sweet burn.

@danoduncan1763 Жыл бұрын

so perfect !...

@jennyonthespectrum4581 Жыл бұрын

I've so happy Jon is back. His reactions are my favorite part of the show.

@stuffkip Жыл бұрын

Bravo, Bravo, this alone is worthy of an Emmy and should be shown in every ignorant GOP house!

@feandil666 Жыл бұрын

Liz Cheney was amazing, her delivery so gripping and convincing.

@howler6490 Жыл бұрын

I thought she was looking rather hot, even in her ice-blue suit.

@danielgregory3295 Жыл бұрын

She kept her anger in check while dripping contempt...."your dishonor will remain"..

@donwadd9143 Жыл бұрын

HER ASS IS GONE JUST LIKE SENILEJOE AND MANY OTHER DEMONRATS!

@davebartosh5 Жыл бұрын

After hearing Ofiicer Edwards testify, that woman deserves the highest honor you can give a member of the police.

@jacobsims8307 Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was truly horrifying, when she was talking about realizing they turned her into the villain it just hit hard. knowing she served her country to the best of her ability and that's the thanks she got.

@politickery9412 Жыл бұрын

I don't know if killing a black guy with impunity is something she would want.

@xXxCLEMSONxXx Жыл бұрын

And then everyone clapped

@rheticus5198 Жыл бұрын

Didn't Republicans vote AGAINST honoring capital police?

@wvp07 Жыл бұрын

Her grandpa would be proud of her.

@TheDocRitchie Жыл бұрын

that joke has just landed in comedy history.

@deby7821 Жыл бұрын

This show was a riot...excuse the pun ! Your amazing Stephen !!!!

@AbcXyz-bs7pu Жыл бұрын

Lmao loved the pun

@NicolaMulholland Жыл бұрын

"That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president.. she finally screwed him"💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 combined with Jon's reaction!!🤣

@johnsmithe4656 Жыл бұрын

But we all know that he screwed her many times during her growing up years. I think she's got Stockholm Syndrome. Tiffany, on the other hand, has practically disowned him.

@dsmx85 Жыл бұрын

I swear I heard a mic drop after that.

@Lizzo13 Жыл бұрын

Jon's reaction was the best thing about this. 😂

@unklemichael Жыл бұрын

@@Lizzo13 agreed. when I heard that noise and then they show him with his head down on the keyboard...I lost it. lol

@williamthomas3359 Жыл бұрын

so if anyone with any ties to the government goes to prison for this, then its successful. If not, it may be some semblance of failure. To save a country, failure really shouldn't be an option. Vote those who are clearly complicit with this atrocity out of office and send those who planned this immediately to prison.

@italiannn16 Жыл бұрын

So you want your political opponents put in jail. How N Korea and Russia of you. It never takes long for a democrat to show how disgusting and communist they are. Burn in hell.

@buckemptier Жыл бұрын

Here, here

@leandroluera3462 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely if we don't this disease will destroy our country. People are going nuts all over the place and it's due to a hand full of criminals.😠

@courtneyscott5630 Жыл бұрын

WILLIAM THOMAS: Exactly!!!!

@andrearenee7845 Жыл бұрын

Live - what a beautiful thing... So is your monologue .. Thank you, much.

@tcatl2603 Жыл бұрын

Jon slumping onto the piano is priceless 😂

@arthurmontana8791 Жыл бұрын

Thank God for Stephen Colbert. Comedy and Democracy; perfectly blended. He's a true Patriot and an historic showman.

@ilikemandalorians9861 Жыл бұрын

@Charles Alister source?

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Жыл бұрын

Not going to lie, there is a very small part of me that wishes David Letterman was doing this monologue, but ... Everyone is entitled to retirement. But seriously, Colbert did a great job facing a horrific moment in U.S. history. Good luck to all of us; moving forward to full accountability.

@UberLummox Жыл бұрын

@Charles Alister

@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын

@Charles Alister His side is the right side of history

@jonnawyatt Жыл бұрын

He is good, but let's leave god out of it. Time for reality, America.

@mattevans-koch9353 Жыл бұрын

I have watched parts of this as I watched the Watergate trials not enough years ago. If this does not end in some form of justice for the American people at the top levels, we have truly lost our democratic republic. Thank you Stephen and all of the late night hosts for at least providing a laugh to pull us out of the pit of despair.

@paddyholly2184 Жыл бұрын

Exactly What I Thought But Worse Than I Imagined. Even Knowing what I knew (believed). I wasn't prepared for my reaction to Officer Caroline Edward's testimony. Her injuries - Her Dedication - Her TRAUMA brought me to tears. Then her reference to Officer Brian Sipnick - Brought out Sobs.

@brianlitterell5428 Жыл бұрын

Justics would end with liz Cheney's head on a pike next to pence's

@aandrus2169 Жыл бұрын

Ford messed up by pardoning Nixon. Less mercy then could have meant less tomfoolery in the WH since. I hope we can turn things around.

@tofu_golem Жыл бұрын

This happened BECAUSE Nixon, Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II did not get prosecuted. Democrats and law enforcement made Trump's coup inevitable by a half century of letting Republican presidents get away with committing crimes in public.

@rsoj7170 Жыл бұрын

Constitutional Republic. There are videos of Trump saying to march to the white house and peacefully protest. Congress members and the chef of capital police turned down the defense departments recommendation for the national guard 4 days prior to the event. When there was an increase of threats. Stephen is telling you half truths at best because he is relying on you to remain ignorant.

@destinyglenn5218 Жыл бұрын

"they have footage of the former president's dad not hugging him" that goes right to the heart of the matter

@anaduque9876 Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏 THANK YOU STEPHEN!

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

That Ivanka joke... My God... There's what is gonna tear that Emmy away from John Oliver, right there. Dayum.

@delicious8323 Жыл бұрын

Pure Gold lol

@elmarobberts5128 Жыл бұрын

That was a good one. But beating John Oliver?

@resulnaki Жыл бұрын

I don't see the fascination with Oliver. His delivery and voice is the most annoying after Jimmy Fallon

@vertderferk Жыл бұрын

Kind of infuriating that Bill Barr said "I quit" but, didn't have the courage to yell foul, as long and loud as possible...

@faithnelson6069 Жыл бұрын

plus misleading the whole country regarding the Mueller report. that should be prosecuted as well.

@buttah4943 Жыл бұрын

@gina s. He's a coward, plain and simple 😤.

@jassewalton1768 Жыл бұрын

Be interesting to know what DT had on him?? Or yeh, maybe simply a coward?

@whyythestupidithurts5564 Жыл бұрын

To be fair his quitting was the yelling foul , he wouldn't give up that seat of power but his ass said clown car lets me out here .

@whyythestupidithurts5564 Жыл бұрын

@@jassewalton1768 his dad helped create Epstein and trump knew both etc

@bobbyb.4468 Жыл бұрын

Stephen was so damn proud of that Ivanka joke and he should have been!!

@davidsimi2322 Жыл бұрын

Oh s@#*! "A bitter sweet moment for the orange dude. She finally screwed him." I'm dying over here 🤣 Jon's reaction is awesome 😀

@axelwalter4046 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant !!!!!!!! The show, Colbert, the writers, the band, the audience. Love it !

@xXxCLEMSONxXx Жыл бұрын

This is a bot

@brianfergus839 Жыл бұрын

@@xXxCLEMSONxXx lol… don’t put yourself down

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

Jon's reaction to "she finally screwed him." 🤣

@d.t.8465 Жыл бұрын

"...Dads who lost custody..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BJ-zv5nl Жыл бұрын

Team Colbert is amazing. The writing and execution is absolutely off the charts. And those sick burns on that loser... brilliant

@robertgunner6676 Жыл бұрын

Yeah America is doing great right now said no one ever. 🙄

@donnatreadaway1911 Жыл бұрын

Kudos! “All Dads who lost custody!”

@michaelodonnell824 Жыл бұрын

Quite a number of ABUSIVE Moms have been charged - but you APPROVE of Them!

@ianmiller6040 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelodonnell824 ....What?

@bjoardar Жыл бұрын

@@michaelodonnell824 One injustice at the time laddie, the U.S. citizenry are known for their short attention span :P

@jannichi6431 Жыл бұрын

Think the custody thing part of Colbert joke? Anyway, please be assured that social media comments only 20%, and-40% of American 'Red❤️‍🩹 opinion, 👎 but pfunny, thanks😭

@strategiccompanysale Жыл бұрын

Great work Team-Stephen writing these great jokes to air so quickly after the hearing

@JohnSmith-pe1qt Жыл бұрын

Too true. Imagine the writers frantically alternating between listening to the hearing and writing this stuff. The IKEA gallows was priceless.

@sirmoonslosthismind Жыл бұрын

it's unlikely the writers did this from scratch. i'm sure they wrote a bunch of stuff beforehand, based on what was already announced in advance, and what they guessed might happen. then they quickly reworked it before going to air.

@techguy943 Жыл бұрын

Taco Tuesday sends a bad message to our children Colbert They need to know tacos are always an option no matter what day it is ALSO 4:20 in that pic DOES look like a bunch of dads who lost custody of their children

@jedinite241 Жыл бұрын

Get'em Colbert. They're on the run!

@rufust.firefly288 Жыл бұрын

Anyone who thought this was a spontaneous event must think everyone travels with pepper spray, zip ties, b-ball bats, pipes and hockey sticks.

@murray203 Жыл бұрын

And ladders

@rufust.firefly288 Жыл бұрын

@@murray203 I know I keep one in my backpack, don't you?

@krejados1 Жыл бұрын

You do realise that being out and about in the US without some sort of defence is lunacy at this point, don't you?

@catalinacurio Жыл бұрын

And gallows with a noose…

@aandrus2169 Жыл бұрын

@@krejados1 I don't believe that. It depends on where you go.

@ContentMadame Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who traces this mess to that 2011 WHCD! Trump just couldn't stand sitting helplessly while a Black man teased him.

@warlockpaladin2261 Жыл бұрын

Is there a link to that WHCD clip?

@ContentMadame Жыл бұрын

@@warlockpaladin2261 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fq6Tnr103cq2m3U.html

@elenachristian9860 Жыл бұрын

The joke that was heard round the world.

@yoikes46 Жыл бұрын

I've made that claim many times in the years since...

@janz3322 Жыл бұрын

Bless you Stephen

@ForeverMe543 Жыл бұрын

I remember them reading his tweets directly as I watched the news back then. I knew then that Trump was calling for them to do this and he was directly involved.

@timeactor Жыл бұрын

Point out in the tweet where he says to storm the Capitol

@mikeskoog6689 Жыл бұрын

@@timeactor seriously? A tweet? How about a video of him saying it. Or does it need to be a tweet?

@timeactor Жыл бұрын

@@mikeskoog6689 alright then just link the video where he tells people to go into the capitol

@mikeskoog6689 Жыл бұрын

@@timeactor so your going to close your eyes and ears to the truth. Okay. If your expecting me to turn on any device that taped his rally on the 6th and you can’t understand the English language, you’re right, he never said anything about it. You win!!! Yay!!! All is meaningless and nothing he says or does can be listened to….nothing. Why give him your support? His words and actions have zero credibility. Now you post/tweets that support your dedication and narrative that he is worthy of anything. I’ll wait for your next reply….

@timeactor Жыл бұрын

@@mikeskoog6689 That is right. Trump said no such thing. But hey I get it. CNN and MSNBC constantly tell you he did. Must have been hard for you to search in vain only to realize it never happened. You probably still believe he is a russian puppet. All I know is that the economy was great under Trump then somebody released the virus.

@Lynn-yo2tz Жыл бұрын

Best line, “it was a bunch of dads who lost custody.”

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

2nd best. “Ivanka finally screwed him.” took the top prize.

@sherylhoward4831 Жыл бұрын

Or are about to lose custody!

@darwinawardcommittee Жыл бұрын

In response to “ANTIFA did it” I once saw on Twitter: “yeah it was me and my 19 year old soy boy army dressed like diabetic air conditioning repair men” LOL

@deprofundis3293 Жыл бұрын

Sorry, I actually didn't understand that line. Would you mind explaining? I've been in blinders mode for months because of a big deadline for graduate school... I'm a bit out of the loop. :/

@MrGryph78 Жыл бұрын

@@deprofundis3293 They are laughing about how favourable family courts are towards woman in custody battles.

@rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын

Jon’s reaction to the Ivanka joke .. priceless !!! Oh Stephen you are on fire tonight !! 😂😂😂

@annadownya7754 Жыл бұрын

He broke Jon!

@chriso.8150 Жыл бұрын

Stephen brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard. Then to see Jon .....fan-freakin-tastic!! 🤓

@itsalmostoolate Жыл бұрын

Bravo spot on

@sugarcookiecube Жыл бұрын

Stephen was on fire!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@senguptasayn Жыл бұрын

Terrific writing.the team deserves all awards.

@TubaTones Жыл бұрын

They very much get them!

@meowalnut Жыл бұрын

Live! Getting all these jokes in that quickly is an achievement!

@brianlitterell5428 Жыл бұрын

No, just the guillotine

@devindagunasekara6902 Жыл бұрын

I fail to see how J6 was a big deal

@innismor11 Жыл бұрын

Some of that stuff had to be written on the fly in the evening. Impressed.

@ghjgme Жыл бұрын

Dang, the "dads who lost custody joke" really hit. My dad didn't go in the capitol, but he was in DC the 6th, and none of us talk to him much.

@kraziiXIII Жыл бұрын

Kinda envy you a bit since I'm still stuck with my mom who did the same thing.

@Omgseriosly Жыл бұрын

Fuuuuuuck Jesus man I’m sorry

@lauraanne5175 Жыл бұрын

IM so sorry. That sucks . I have a trumpster in my fam, but just cut him off…

@kraziiXIII Жыл бұрын

@@lauraanne5175 It's difficult cause you care about them. It's normal but you must do what is best for you! Ngl after the hour long spiel I recieved today on all of this stuff, I really thought. Huh, maybe it is time to go back to the States (I'm on a student visa with my military family overseas.)

@willhunt4824 Жыл бұрын

I hope you're enjoying being under bidens thumb wake up people!

@batirtzeurkiaga1716 Жыл бұрын

I love you Stephen, for everything you do.

@carolynmcmickle9742 Жыл бұрын

“Keep breathing, it’s a long summer.“ Wiser words have rarely been said.

@ghostfenrir1892 Жыл бұрын

For anyone who did not watch the hearing in full, I implore you, watch it. The late night hosts can find the humor around it, but to understate it, do not even come close to doing the full hearing justice. I am begging you, if you did not see the full hearing, make time to watch it. It's roughly two hours, the length of a movie. I feel it's very important for everyone who values the United States, our Constitution, and democracy to see it.

@trnharris Жыл бұрын

💯

@kristinebakke2442 Жыл бұрын

👍

@annefitz7346 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree!

@ttww1590 Жыл бұрын

I watched clips, but it feels pointless. We saw similar evidence brought before, and ignored.

@ghostfenrir1892 Жыл бұрын

@@ttww1590 The clips I've seen so far don't come close to the full context and full gravity of the full hearing. I do fear you may be right, though, that these hearings will not change the views and loyalties of a significant percentage of the American population. However, I feel if everyone watches and pays attention to the full hearing, at the very least, no one can say they are ignorant. By watching and paying attention, the viewers would be PROVING that they are not sheep, not allowing a news network to tell them what to think or how to act, no matter which way that news station leans. They would be PROVING that they heard and saw everything for them selves, then decided FOR THEMSELVES how much of it is real and how much of it is political theater, how important or not important it all is, the possible reasoning and motivation behind the words and actions of EVERYONE involved, including the rioters, the Capitol Police, the politicians who may or may not have had a role in what happened on Jan 6th, as well as the committee members themselves.

@marilynrowland5197 Жыл бұрын

What a great opening monologue! Colbert was at the top of his game tonight!

@Christoph3030 Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. After watching Jimmy Fallon do soft ball jokes Stephen went for the gusto. I'm glad he didn't hold back.

@jimdocker3570 Жыл бұрын

boy you have low standards

@kiwibob223 Жыл бұрын

@@panchonelson3573 I'm glad to see you here, stick around and learn stuff.

@joeydutton8074 Жыл бұрын

lol. Colbert at the top of the septic tank? What a douchebag, this guy.

@michellemccrea4 Жыл бұрын

🤮

@anaduque9876 Жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏❤️YES! IT WAS GREAT THEY, JANURY 6TH HEARING WAS EXCELLENT! THEY DID A GREAT JOB! SO YOU DO! YOU ARE GREAT! THANK YOU!

@notbraindead7298 Жыл бұрын

The writers that wrote this monologue should get an Emmy. Steve's delivery of the material is perfect/

@am53n8 Жыл бұрын

If there's one thing I know about american television it's that they love their ads. If they're going an hour without they really must not want people to watch the hearing

@whyythestupidithurts5564 Жыл бұрын

People don't watch movies ?

@okkietrooy6841 Жыл бұрын

There is another option for the lack of ads. Advertisers did not want to pay for that slot.

@ammar9909 Жыл бұрын

That makes no sense. We don’t like ads and get things to actively skip them. Also important news coverage and White House reports are not interrupted by ads, this is not new.

@nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 Жыл бұрын

Trust an American to think something is wrong when their media isn't saturated with advertising lol.

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

The mob on January 6th definitely wasn’t yelling “Hang My Pants”.

@johnsmithe4656 Жыл бұрын

Weird how similar it sounds though. My Pillow isn't enough, now My Pants has to join the party. I'd like to see an advertisement of My Pants selling My Pants featuring his mom doing his laundry.

@nicoledion7132 Жыл бұрын

Stephen we simply adore you in Canada 🇨🇦

@kqh123 Жыл бұрын

No we don't

@dwdavis5977 Жыл бұрын

I appreciate it Stephen and crew!

@breannanorthrup5498 Жыл бұрын

Stephen and the laughter and joy he brings helps me through these crazy times in the world. Amazing man.

@italiannn16 Жыл бұрын

Awwwwe. How sweet. I guess you feel guilty for what you have done to America. Helping to bring biden to power has destroyed countless lives. At least this scumbag makes you feel better about it.

@deea6240 Жыл бұрын

@Sean Embry did autocorrect change your “apropos” to “appose” by any chance. I’m pretty sure you mean “apropos”😬

@OffbeatWorlds Жыл бұрын

“That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president, she finally screwed him” HOLY... I needed a minute to recover after that burn, that was absolutely savage

@MATTCOSSIN Жыл бұрын

You can’t be that stupid. How much do they pay you an hour to comment on Corporate trash like this?

@carolinamurtha3102 Жыл бұрын

That made my jaw drop, that was brilliant.

@ginmar8134 Жыл бұрын

I think that burned the Amazon down.

@juandiegofm Жыл бұрын

Burn? That was first-degree murder with no bail...as ICE CUBE once wisely said: DAMMMM! O-O

@marshamariner7897 Жыл бұрын

@@ginmar8134 and the Russian front in WW2 in the winter ❄️🌨️❄️🤣😂😅💖🌹🤡

@cherylmccloud8709 Жыл бұрын

Hi from Australia! Hey Stephen, you are an American national treasure!😉😁🇱🇷💯🗽❤🤍💙

@MrTbowow Жыл бұрын

Talk about hitting the nail on the head 🤣🤣🤣 Even better it's true! My hat is off to you Sir for keeping the public informed all these years. I'm pretty certain that you and your family have been worried for you lives as have others according to the hearings. So when I say thank you for your help I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. God bless

@jeffdrake5881 Жыл бұрын

John Batiste hitting the keys with his head after the Ivanka joke was just perfect.

@globaladdict Жыл бұрын

I think as the saner side of the nation we all did with him in tha moment

@lunarjedi7788 Жыл бұрын

Gold

@godofllies Жыл бұрын

I can’t hit the thumb up when you have 69 likes on this one…

@melanies.6030 Жыл бұрын

@LyingDogFacedPonySoldier Yep, Joe did indeed do it...beat the orange snot out of your personal favorite lying sore loser. Glad to see at least one cult member coming back to reality thanks to the Jan. 6th committee. Now, stay tuned, and you may be healed yet.

@icitlalistardust9060 Жыл бұрын

That monologue is pure genius….

@DarrenHannah Жыл бұрын

5:30 I am right there with you Jon Batiste. That takedown of Trump was so brutal, we might all need a moment to get ourselves together.

@b.freanch227 Жыл бұрын

"Mango Unchained"..... 😂😂😂😂😂 OMG !!!

@jeremiasrobinson Жыл бұрын

So excited to see the fascists finally held accountable.

@balung Жыл бұрын

But in the end will Trump be jailed for this? I think not, Trump really is the Teflon Don, nothing sticks to him.

@paulwalexanderiii Жыл бұрын

Hopefully this hearing will inspire further actions afterwards. Too early to chant “lock him up”?

@martinyant8653 Жыл бұрын

Never

@jannichi6431 Жыл бұрын

Only three years overdue if you count the Impeachments and emoluments. We can all come together in wright from wrong!💓🇺🇲🇺🇦📢

@kathleengiross Жыл бұрын

No..

@scottbecker4367 Жыл бұрын

For now. I want to see the full story. If there's anything that suggests criminal wrongdoing (which there very well might be), the DOJ should definitely get involved.

@shellygentry4363 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant 👏

@user-xy2bv7um3s Жыл бұрын

This is personal for Colbert ... and should be for EVERY American.

@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is a comedic genius! 👏

@gregbors8364 Жыл бұрын

Props to his writers

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

Oh man, the Ivanka "she finally screwed him" moment may be the best joke Stephen has ever told, and that's really saying something.

@jamesvaneaton206 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I 100% agree.

@GRJ-uz7kf Жыл бұрын

Officer Edwards' testimony was firsthand, powerful.

@michaeljordan5972 Жыл бұрын

It would have been nice to have seen him cross-examine

@CarmenPerez-kz6rw Жыл бұрын

Thank God for funny people who tell the truth. 🙏🏼

@spongedan13 Жыл бұрын

UNLISTED YASSSS HAHAHA!! BTW Committee did an amazing job! God bless America!

@rocklandalbrecht Жыл бұрын

finally, donnie gets real TV ratings, he doesn't have to lie about. Jail time would set a new bar (hopefully a jail bar)

@flackstar007 Жыл бұрын

Being a cynic if trump were to go to jail it would be one of those country club jails where they play tennis and are served quality 5 star food with prison wardens there to serve them rather then being there to maintain order and enforce prison rules. During this time Trump would be able to make new connections to advance the far-right agenda once he got out.

@Jade-pq9lk Жыл бұрын

Imagine the rating of seeing him get cuffed and imprisoned. That would be the entire world watching and cheering.

@BaldwinVoice Жыл бұрын

We should give jail time to Kamala, too, for bailing out arsonists in the BLM riots

@Jade-pq9lk Жыл бұрын

@@BaldwinVoice maybe we should give jail time to Trump for pardoning liars, cheater, thieves, and swindlers. and lets not even go to the pandemic and what he did about that.

@nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 Жыл бұрын

@Jade though it may feel like it, you and your friends aren't "the whole world"