Many people who play in black metal bands have rules that makes this look like peanuts ! I live amongst them in Norway (the part where the frost can be used to warm your nuts to 70% of the population who actually get frost. And,just so you know, most of the “badass” ppl like the Mayhem wierdos become very silent and timid when the makka is ripped away from them. It is so much mythical bs that need to go..

Yeah I was just about to say the same thing. Maybe he was just trying to be funny and the song is nice that he came up with but damn that qoute is so idiodic.

Imperial march want to know your location.

@@therealrgt6956 The heck are you talking about?

Thrash metal as well

andri riki lol true

what about chuck schuldiner and death band ? are they have the same lyrics ?

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That's not exactly how it works ( in my theory

It might make me deaf

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BOOCKABOCKABOCKABOCKABOCKABOCKA

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PINGDINGDINGDINGTINGDINGDINGDINGPINGDINGDINGDINGTINGDINGDINGDING

Every Korn song...

They're both Canadian too

The aborted but survived, more annoying, ,less funny, more cheesy son.

@@IWearShaqs he's pretty much Jim

So trueee

@@stonewall1485 Do you agree that Jim Carrey is annoying, unfunny, corny and a try hard?

cannibal corpse basically

@@yese1697 ooga booga

Hell, Stevie was going crazy even when it was in the recording process

I would be right in the middle of the pit if a band played this live

LMFAO😂😂😂

Half of it is a rip off of Blackened. As he had already said , the verse is a bit cannibal corpse-ish. Still amazing.

that note was nice

Yeap

There is also a part that sounds like pulverised by Cc.

cannibal corpse is proud of stevie t

Lol I just noticed it’s basically exactly the same as hammer smashed face

7:26

The Earth YES

The Earth completely agree

I need this!

And what metal genre would this be named?

My UFO Story Beginner Powerdeathcore

H. E. M. Lol 🤣 🤣

but why? agree

@@chlobotai just listen criminally insane then

@@wizarddemon wait sorry i forgot why i wrote my comment i feel dumb now

It does too

YES

The solo is just nuts!!! And the whammy bar really brings it in

The one before that as well tbh!

Actually yes 🤟

So much inspired by Kerry King, we love it.

Yep had me peeing

It's a pretty smart way of explaining it

Blast beat? Fuck no! Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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Thinking the same

I was about to comment the same thing - 😂

Death metal artist "laughs in 300 bpm"

Matthew: I Used This Riff

Children please - atonal music

@@hawk6111 a 300bpm laugh, thats a song idea

@@thomas.thomas ....brutal

Troxin yeah! Steve looks like a guy who only wishes he could play guitar, but in reality, he can probably shred!!!

Yeah me too

I wouldn't because I'm a bass player

Same fam can’t shred all I know is slap 🅱️🅰️SS

@@pirate8030 Davie504 approves

Even more funny thing about this, Jim Carrey is a metalhead

Except he’s not real life.

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He’s the IDubbz of guitar

Soooo Jim Carrey?

Uzumaki Lord no

S m a c c

Uzumaki Lord S L A P P like NOW

*hits water bottle* HARDER DADDY *stevie* THE FUCK

999 likes omg 1 more likw

Do you have anything released? Sounds kinda cool, would like to check it out 😂

This definitely sounds like a generic metalcore band :P

I like the concept :)

The bassist is getting all of our recordings together and he will try to mix coherent/listenable tracks together. The most talented member of our "band" was our drummer, so the most complex stuff comes from her. The guitar playing (the singer and myself) play very generic power chords, so it gets very repetitive. I'm shocked that anybody would wanna hear our schlock, it was just a bunch of 20 somethings having a laugh, but thanks and I will keep you posted when we have at least 4 songs (probably on iTunes). Our band name was "The Gordon Shumway Band" because the lead singer/guitarist laughed for 3 hours straight when someone told him that it was the real name of Alf (the 80's sitcom).

Constable 1976 ...hail Gordon. We had Alf in the 90s. I love you Alf but... get off my cat!

Look

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Yes.

That's fucking hilarious

That shit is not true. Some girls i know just LOVE death metal

@@astyrvela like me

Ya I noticed that too lol

Cannibal corpse ?

loïc vasse yep

You stole my comment

Legion-_- LIG3R i cum blood is better

vid is mega LOL!!!

Chuck Schuldiner, death metal’s father, he would shred on guitar while singing like it was nothing, he had black hair and had a perm in the 80s but other than that he looked like James Hetfield post-1984 ig. He was kinda built too

CheezerMcNeezer editing :)

Me 5 months

BECAUSE THERES NO LYRICS

I've only been working on my death metal song since 2012 xD

Stevie?

ZAKKTHEWOZZ 2.0 : Flails around in a feminine manner?

Yep

mc deanos lol

mc deanos slayers it’s own genre pretty much😂

Too slow

Reiswaffel Basically

Reiswaffel LOL

Kerry King is a douche

*Trey Azagthoth

Yeah, i personally saw found a lot of Slayer in this video. This, the lyrics and the use of chromatic notes. I never realised it, but it semms like Slayer mixes a lot of death metal in their Thrash.

It’s called industrial metal.

Could be used in matrix movie

Bruh

Well the first one sounds more "slammy"

Hell yeah! I thought something similar. Couldn’t label it, because I had no idea there was such a thing, but I was FOSHO diggin’ it!

RAMSTINE

Nine Inch Nails!

The Dave Lombardo beat?

PeartsSandwich couldn't think of the song, thanks!!

It's also used in parts of Angel of Death, Seasons in the Abyss, that's all I can remember right now. Dave Lombardo is a very talented drummer, he doesn't really repeat himself often. But a lot of metal bands have "borrowed" that drum pattern from him.

Slayer breakdown beat?

Or the obituary beat

It does, it would probably be good for groove metal

Fast Boi productions that’s more in the black metal area

@@metalfansavarani Pretty much the same thing, just follow these steps and you'll be Rich and famous in no time

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, GRAUGHHH! Better run, better run, outrun my GUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!! [Demonic screeching, guitar solo]

Brother?

@@metalfansavarani seriously black metal and death metal are same satanism same horrors death metal is more blood black metal is satanism so they are just match

If he did a video like this it would take a few hours to watch.

I know, but it would have been really cool

Michael Novak yeeeah

Michael Novak Now I Want That So Bad.

Michael Novak go to a famous music uni they'll tell you

Kicking the bottle to the depths of hell, my thirst for life didn't go so well.

Timothy McKane Can a reply ever get 1k likes? Because this comment is great.

Poor Brian

That bottle f***ing deserved it and you know it.

Timothy McKane I sing it in my head with a demonic voice! XD

You realise the whole thing is a joke right?

@@riso9059 yes

@@Matt-zu2lu then your comment is pointless. Or its just broken english and you didnt say what you were trying to?

@@riso9059 my comment is a year old

@@Matt-zu2lu doesnt matter. I can still question your intent

Lana Reine LMAO so true

I died.

Ummmm.... what about Psychostick

Or mr Bean, with guitars!

More like Jim Carrey

Harambe didn't need to die

Laurie Terreberry you are the coolest mother

you birthed a legend :D

I'll wipe his ass with sandpaper

I see where he gets his silly Sally attitude

That sucks!!!

@@davemustaine7481 HERETIC

It sounds like some wacky nu metal song

Khai West THRASH METAL WANTS KNOW YOUR LOCATION

@@khanyay6262 I WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

DaggerFall Productions 68 street at your dog

metalcore want to know your location

im glad you guys have over ten thousand labels for less than 5 types of music.......

Luis Chollet there's actually a deathcore band (Evolution) that does something like that

It did sound kinda interesting

I actually liked it

There's a lot of grind bands that do that

I would like to hear Death chillstep or Death Housestep

Exactly what I thought when I heard it

Ok. Thanks for teaching me!

the turn that shit off scale

Pow3rus haha that too

kerry is so deathmetal

fazeel ashraf jeff hanneman is way better than Kerry

no he's not Kerry is better because he's alive.

hahahahaha

When u r showering*

Just a spider and like that? Huh🤔🤔

@@hotdogxd6142 you probably don’t have arachnophobia

Nice.

Hahahaha

Yes, everything is valuable except that poor bottle

just remember the pattern 0 1 4 5 7 8 11 12

Haha

Stevai T. ?

hahahah

Carlos Gonzalez wait..I thought he was gay...

Bodoron wow.. so original, he is gay lol xD so funni

He's gay?

*boyfriend

@@cdl_spirit401 No.

Y tho

Y tho

Hawking

Y tho

Y tho

Yes

on my 15th album now.

Rafał Gądek you’ll get through it brother

Rafal, please take this from me, someone with severe depression and severe OCD, who has spent a lot of time thinking about death, the dark periods pass. Last year I had planned to purchase a firearm and carry out my wishes, and I did not because my father’s health is declining and felt he may need me to come take care of him at some point, so for his sake I “postponed the plan”. Now, a year later, for no reason that I can describe, I am feeling better. I don’t feel like I want to die, and there are many pleasures in life and many laughs I would have missed if I had given in at my darkest moments. They pass Rafał, please remember this and look forward to when it does, there is light at the end.

Thank You Tatsuko.

Thank You Jordan. I want to believe it works like you said. Its just so hard to wait for better time. Every second is like eternity. Gosh... Im envy for every hedonist who enyoy the pleasure of living, consume, have fun and dont care about the meaning of everything. This is good. This is something I'll never achieve.

Because hes so goofy! Lol watch more funny goofy shit I have depression too, laughter helps and sometimes its easy to forget. Stay strong!

It's simiMM! Reminds me of Rammsteins sort of electro metal

@@Maddoggmaxx. yeah man *Rammstein für immer!*

wtf ramm is heavy and industrial

like EBM!

@@Maddoggmaxx. sounded a little like technical nine inch nails to me, but pretty much the same thing

And add G and A sometimes

@@Anonymousx7305 and drink a ton of beer

And make sure to literally never change anything about the band. Never go any slower than 150 bpm, write a ballad, or even cut your hair. Do ANY of this then you are a sellout and not “true thrash”.

@@adamintheshell6118 Are you referring to Metallica?

@@Anonymousx7305 and F#

Yes

😂

Lol

Exactly!

Jeremy Luhman same

LOL....

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He should of named it the criminally insane beat!

best comment out here haha :D

Right!

I would shit my pants XD

HAHAHAHAH I WOULD JOIN HIM BY squealing and making a squinched up face and getting in the floor squirming like I'm having the worst seizure ever 😂😂😂

don't fuck with the terreberry in the pit he takes no prisoners

I would back out like "umm... Okay"

Id fucking choke slam him into a glass table. Spaghetti boi ass looking Bitch

Ryan Martinie

What in the Br Br Deng is goin on in here?!

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Ryan wants to know your location

LOOOLL I READ BIR BIR DEING 🤣🤣🤣 OMFG