What kind of noob are you? I'm the one who thinks he's good.

I’m the type to learn multiple songs at once and never finish any of them

I'm the one who practices for 20 minutes and then spends 2 hours watching guitar videos on youtube.

We were once looking for a guitarist for a band and that one guy came. He was completely out of tempo and rythm, so we thanked him for participation. When he was leaving I kindly adviced him to practice with a metronome. He replied "WTF man, do I look like some posh music school puppy?"

I definitely was the no practice noob. Then I joined a band and could never keep time. Then I started writing my own songs and really learned how important time is, and now I almost always use a metronome when writing music and practicing

I’m the one who refuses to learn the rest of the song unless I can play the intro and main riff perfectly

I'm the one who got an acoustic guitar and then immediately got into grunge and hard rock

I'm the type of guitarist that learns only the solo not the whole song

3:03 gotta admit that part was fairly decent, sounds like a heavy metal riff.

When you realize Tyler is just low-key flexing his gear

I'm the one that never practices and allways searching for a new song to learn.

When I think of quitting guitar these videos seem to pop up and I go right back , Thanks Tyler for real

I bought a fender strat from Japan yesterday and the thing stays in tune like it is magic... I am falling in love with it. But tuning isnt what you should be so cocerned about. I picked the thing up yesterday and it is my first guitar and i cant stop playing it. I played bass and trumpet for ska band but this is totally different ballpark. this Japanese made strat is just sending me for loops. I can stop playing it until fingers hurt. I love it.

“I made up a scale. you have to bend it at the end”

I’m: - the one who puts himself down - the shy player who has a heart attack when someone asks me to play for them - the one who doesn’t know anything, but loves to play anyway

Your guitars all look amazing !!!

I was the noob that didn't practice scales. I knew music theory (I was a band geek) and I knew the benefit of scales, but for some reason, I never thought of practicing it until I was playing giornos theme, and realized it would be easier to learn if I learned the scale first. I'm now putting more effort into learning technique, and improving at reading sheet music (It's been a while, and I only remembered how to read music in the bass cleff) and actually, as I write this, I just remembered every good boy deserves fudge.

im the noob that thinks hes bad, then hes still bad, but people tell him hes good out of pity

Tyler: HAHAHA 0-3-5!!! Rudy Ayoub: _Wants to know your location_

Amazes me how he finds a way to flex his equipment with good excuse😂💀

I'm the guy with almost no short term memory... I can learn the same song almost every day and it's brand new

I'm the one who sits on his room with a squire and learns random bits of song and scales

I'm the "has been playing for 4 years but sounds more like 4 months" guy

The intro is so good plz make more vids like this Og man

One of your best vids, watchin' about 300 times ... 😁👍😎🤟

“Man, i’ve never played it that clean.” That got me😂

I'm the practice every single day for an hour at least type of guy but gets hella frustrated and demotivated because I never see any progress... until my wife shows me a secret recording she took of me and it's better than the last secret recording she took of me and then I fall in love and ask her to marry me and shes says we're already married so I just keep practicing guitar and it repeats

I’ve watched a lot of your videos lately and you can add yourself to the list.

So I bought a PaulReedSmith S2 custom 24 and a Taylor t5 to learn on.. the t5 spoke to me and the PRS is a direct result of watching your channel.

The one who hates practicing: Dude I haaate practicing. *Genius*

I'm the one who loves practicing but still sucks

I’m definitely in the “hates practicing” camp, but I’m working to fix that. I found a few videos on improving technique and I’m following them as best as I can.

I love how this is a guitar channel bur there is a piano piece between each sketch

I'm the noob who slowly progresses by learning a 3rd of every song after always becoming dissinterested and moving on, especially if I reach a hard part.

“I made up a scale...” I am deceased

Granted. I might be the "the-too-much-gear-not-enough-talent" one. I have over the course of three years acquired a bunch of pedals, but the idea of building a pedalboard was something that I was very excited about doing. I do know how to play chords though and I know the basics of scales as well as some technics, but that is about it. I bought a hollowbody Gretsch and I love its tone and the bigsby, but I realized after about 2 years the lack of sustain which I found was due to the nature of a hollowbody. Since then I wanted to own a solid body guitar and now I have ordered a Telecaster which I'm looking forward to receive. 🙌 Your video was very entertaining!

Thanks Tyler, now I'm taking my abilities into check even after releasing stuff to good reception

I'm the noob who doesn't change strings in fear of the high E snapping in my face....again...

0:20 *youtube copyright claim wants to know your location*

I must say man, I love your sense of humor.

My favorite channel. It always tells me I'm win!

I really hope that eventually guitarists will come up with new memes and jokes to replace wonderwall, 035, and lil Wayne

I feel like this was a way for Tyler to flex his equipment

I tried out an electric guitar (to upgrade down the line) and had so much anxiety testing out this super simple riff I’ve been practicing. Had fun no idea if I sounded good

I just started my guitar practice, first two songs I learned were smoke on the water and another one bites the dust..

I’m definitely the guy who tries out like a hundred songs each day but only ever learns the intros

That moment you realize Tyler actually has all this equipment

The sweep picking one sounds like me. Just started trying to learn it yesterday.

I just got a guitar and now im convinced im all of these. *thanks*

I'm the one who thinks they suck and have no idea if they actually do or not

You broke me with "I've never played it THAT clean"

I'm the beginner who just spent near 5 figs on a PS PRS, Marshall SV20H and matching cab 😅. Waiting on pedals though so I can learn the amp

That "riff" at 3:02 cracked me up. So bad I was like wait...is it really THAT bad, or maybe the world wasn't ready for such genius.

Smoke On The Water is genuinely a great song, and the fact that it's been ruined by jokes is mildly upsetting

I was the one who refused to play for anyone until I got good

I'm 43 wanted to learn since I'm disabled lots time. Bought a low end acoustic but gave it to a young kid who was learning on a cheap low end. Now can't afford to get a guitar. One thing I struggled with was the strumming/picking. Did not understand the KZfaqrs on the beginners videos.

I'm the one that learnt guitar at school, neglected it for about 7-10 years from 9th grade and then started again. Not "bad" but a long way to go to have any chance of "catching up" from the years of neglect.

I’m the one that only learns the coolest/hardest part of a song and doesn’t even attempt the rest of the song

I’m the guy who’s scared of the metronome *I’m a drummer*

A friend of mine invited me over for a bit of a jam, and gave me an acoustic. Next time he dropped me home with an electric and and amp. I hope we start a band

I was all of those at one point except the guy with a lot of Gear. I've been playing guitar for 12 years and still have basic Gear and I still do forget to change strings. I'm also not sure if I was good without knowing it.

“I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me” pretty much summed up my first 2 years on the guitar

3:48 Got a friend that is basically this one. I try to encourage him to go to gigs but he is still saying that he isn't good enough

The one with kinda nice stash a bit flashy. but not too much i think. I only bought that nice guitar to keep me motivated to keep playing and wanting to pick up the guitar. It freaking hurts to not be able to play. I'm still playing tho and slowly noticing I'm actually going forward on my skills. I'm not gonna give in and neither should you! Be a player 😉😁

I love your videos I’m a beginner to gitars

Cracked up at the "I just made up a scale." I had a friend just like that. He would literally take a chord he'd spent all day at guitar lessons learning, arbitrarily switch a few notes around, and then act like he'd "discovered" the most brutal metal chord or quirky indie riff or whatever the hell he was into that week.

Wait, people regularly change their strings? I only change when they break :P

i am the one who got pretty good in a short amount of time, but when i realized how good and fast i was learning, i suddenly stopped improving and get stucked because i get so cocky and confident and thinked that i basically learned everything, but in reality i was really vague and had a very limitated music knowledge, i just had a good technique thats all

I'm somewhere between hating practicing and too much gear. I don't have anything crazy expensive but I do have four guitars and a decent little amp. It is more than I need at this skill level.

Tyler: pretends to be bad at sweeping, still better than me

I'm the one that does meh when practicing, but whenever I try to show a friend my progress I sound absolutely horrid.

I was the one who hated practicing but thankfully my guitar teacher said we were playing one of my favourite songs and that changed instantly

Learned songs before learning to play with a metronome. Somehow who learned guitar care first, string gauges and stuff before learning the playing part. Practices and then rests when I got something wrong before I get frustrated then work on it later. Shy fingers that can do something alone but suddenly had the yips when in front of anyone else 😅 like right now I'm a beginner still.

I'm the one who thinks that there's something wrong with my guitar when it's actually me who can't play.

I'm the one that can't afford a guitar, so sits here watching these videos and crying

I use to hate practicing when all I had was an acoustic because my fingers would bleed after practicing for hours at a time. I'd then have to wait for them to heal just to repeat the process, wondering if this was what it really meant to shred because it was shredding my fingertips, lol. Then I got an electric guitar and learned about string height and gauge. Self taught pre-internet, kids have is so much easier today.

Favorite is the last! "Keep your head up"😂

Im the riff only guy. Full songs? Ha only my own.

3:51 *holds guitar while it simultaneously hangs on the wall in the background*

I’m the kinda guy to learn the main riff and forgets that it’s part of a whole song that I should totally learn sometime

I think I'm good, but I have trouble playing living on a prayer and thunderstruck. haha. I also just changed the strings on my 5 year old electric for the first time last week.

0-3-5! the 69 of the guitar world

I only change my strings when they break XD

The one of puts them down and the sweep picking one

I'm the one that practices like non stop, i get up i practice, i come back from school and i practice, i go to the guitar lessons and practice again. I just love guitars and playing them, and i hope I'll get better soon

When you've been playing guitar so long, that you can't convincingly pretend to suck

You forgot the one who just started playing to get girls and thought it would work

I'm the one that's been playing for 2 months and is eager to learn more, not sure where to go from where I am but practice and play every day because some day it will sound good. I also have the insane goal of some day being able to play the black page, but I think that's still pretty far off.

I never wanted to practice until my late 20s haha. I've played since I was 12. I'll leave it at that. New subscriber here

>Doesn't know he's good >Finds out he's good >"Pfft well that was nothing. This guitar shit is easy" >Becomes hate practicing guy

Im the one who learned barre chord before open chords. Tough times.

I just play along with the record. THAT was my practice routine.

I'm the type that was scared of even trying to form a barre chord for the first 2 years. And I still can't sweep pick (but I also refuse to learn it since it's what everybody seems to be doing).

Im the one that cries myself to sleep at night after an hour of practice once they realize they're absolute crap, but gets a sudden boost of confidence whenever they bust out the *one* song they think they can do a little justice, but then looses the confidence when the kid from a long line of guitarists comes around and he looks over my shoulder from afar and I can feel his gaze on my little girl hands struggling to reach the sixth fret. Its taking a toll on my mental stability.

I’m the self taught one who’s good at finger picking and chords but hopeless at bends, palm muting, using a pick at all, etc because i never properly learned those things. Working on it

I have too much gear and not enough talent. Got 2 Jackson’s and a nice marshall with my dads old effects pedal but I don’t know scales or theory on guitar. I just riff. I do plan to fix that before I order my custom Jackson though.

The never listened to main stream music so I had to guess what the notes in my guitar book sounded like when playing aling to songs like beat it or green onions

Im the guy that just learns the riffs and intros of a song...... Cuz when I practice I feel frustrated and I get this feeling that I may never get that song right.....

Nobody: Middle school orchestra+band: 0:51

The metronome part got me. Guilty as charged.