Let There Be Light - The Cinema Snob

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The Cinema Snob reviews Let There Be Light.

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@patrickdix772 6 жыл бұрын

8:10 It would be amazing if he was drunk driving, and crashed into his character from God's not Dead.

@RavynMad121 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! I love it! Please, someone cut those two scenes together XD

@PaceBreaker 6 жыл бұрын

That would've improved both films.

@EddieHawkinsII 6 жыл бұрын

I think that would tear a hole in the space time continuum and it could only be fixed by sending Jake Gyllenhaal back through it to the week prior and let him get crushed by a jet engine...

@dwightk.schrute6743 6 жыл бұрын

This has been...The Twilight Zone.

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Dwight K. Schrute No, these movies are in their very own Bulk, and from time to time some stories (branes) collides into each other... Edit: I'm bringing the ekpyrotic universe model here because these movies come from their own special dimension... XD

@gabe_s_videos 6 жыл бұрын

"Well who pays the emotional bills??" That literally sounds like something I'd yell at my mom when I was fourteen and losing an argument with her.

@jacindaellison3363 4 жыл бұрын

😂 to me, that line is just cringe.

@phookiephook1043 3 жыл бұрын

“YEAH YOU PAY ME ENOUGH ALIMONY THAT I DONT HAVE TO WORK BUT THAT ISN’T ENOUGH!!! YES IM STILL TAKING THE MONEY!! I DONT CARE IF IT COMES FROM YOU EXPLOITING OUR SONS DEATH THAT IM YELLING ABOUT!! YOU’RE STILL A WORSE PERSON THAN ME!!!”

@peterkrug4124 3 жыл бұрын

Their boys don't seem to have any emotion anyway.

@gabe_s_videos 3 жыл бұрын

@@peterkrug4124 Hahaha, right?? "Well who pays the emotional bills??" Er, clearly neither of you. XD

@aarondavis8943 2 жыл бұрын

I've never heard the term "nagging" spun into something positive like that.

@FiredraPhoenixhawk 6 жыл бұрын

Heaven looks like an N64 game with a texture glitch.

@Villagerbr0 6 жыл бұрын

Turns out the Vinny in the film was actually Vinesauce Vinny. He only went to Heaven just to fuck around with it using his ROM Corruption stuff.

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 жыл бұрын

@@Villagerbr0 "Oh Mario! Heaven is so beautiful! This is better than Brooklyn, Mario!" "Don't be fooled Luigi, Heaven's texture mapping is garbage! Now hurry- help me ruin Heaven before that Kevin Sorbo guy gets here!" "... I-I dunno Mario, I mean I liked him in Hercules." "The guy's rippin' off some Internet Reviewer with this movie, Luigi! Fuck him...!"

@anirudhviswanathan3986 5 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Ironic, given that Hercules:The Legendary Journeys is one of the worst N64 games.

@HenshinHeroesMedia 5 жыл бұрын

A simple white room with smoke could have been used instead of cgi

@darkcoeficient 5 жыл бұрын

False. The N64 did not have FMV.

@alexisfrost9545 6 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: When Pastor Vinny said he was a wiseguy, it's kinda true. Pastor Vinny is played by Michael Franzese, a former caporegime for the Colombo Crime Family. He left the mob in 1995 and has become a motivational speaker.

@theogballer5957 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, but I’m guessing he had no input on his cringe-worthy dialogue. All the rest is 100% him.

@suprememaz 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. Sounds like that would make for a way more interesting movie than the one he’s appearing in.

@SammyRenard 2 жыл бұрын

@@suprememaz he's got a youtube channel, he's great to listen to

@akirasuzami9847 2 жыл бұрын

He’s good at playing a cartoon of an Italian American.

@b.g.5869 Жыл бұрын

That was the most cringe I've ever seen. "Sealed up tighta den a cement drum... BADA BING!" Jesus was 'whacked'? What a total dick.

@warriorcrab1319 6 жыл бұрын

Wait... Did Kevin Sorbo just basically say "If ISIS can do it, why can't we?"

@Mr.DiughGames 6 жыл бұрын

Warrior Crab So Sorbo wants Christians to cut non-believers' heads off and all of the other shit ISIS does? 🤔 I'm pretty sure the bible said murdering people is bad and to love thy neighbor.

@MegaChickenfish 6 жыл бұрын

Well it says both in different chapters, which is part of the problem. Just a handful of things to "do unto others:" • Punish children to the third and fourth generation (Numbers 14:18) • Punish children to the infinity generation (Genesis 3) • Not just punish their earthly lives but torture them forever (Revelation 21:8) • Not actually punish them at all but turn the other cheek for their transgressions (Matthew 5:38-40) • Kill them (The Entire Old Testament) • “Harvest” them with a scythe and mash them up in a giant wine press until their blood pours out to the height of a horse’s bridle for 184 miles (Revelation 14:17-20) Take your pick.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 жыл бұрын

For people like Sorbo the crusades never ended. They just took a break and then modernized, with 'murica being the bastion of christianity instead of Europe.

@eddiedingle767 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Diugh unless they’re gay, immigrants, or Muslims

@jborrego2406 5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Diugh yea but Christian , Jews an catholics murder for there religion and I’m a Christian but I know we killed ppl heck god told a group of ppl to kill man women An children

@lotus-prince 6 жыл бұрын

"We should be proselytizing life with as much vigor as Isis proselytizes death." Yeah. That's how real people talk.

@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын

That line is so insane. Hearing it again just reminds me of this quote from the God Awful Movies review: "You know, we'll be Christian ISIS! _Why did I say that?_ "

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

Master Markus (Sarcasm) Oh yes, Isis was my favorite Christian icon...

@quleughy 6 жыл бұрын

As cringe inducing as the line was, what I was wondering: does that mean she’s in favor of universal health care, abolishing the death penalty, reducing the defense budget, and commonsense gun control? Because I get the oh-so-crazy sense that the people who made this movie don’t advocate for any of those things.

@lotus-prince 6 жыл бұрын

I mean, this was made in part by Hannity. He doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone.

@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын

Lotus Prince I don’t know what those words mean 😅

@RobsteinOne 6 жыл бұрын

"Who pays the emotional bills" is a line somebody wrote, then somebody else proofread it and thought "this is a totally normal thing regular human beings say."

@thenightrider2121 6 жыл бұрын

And then said it on camera. She thought all of her dialogue was so good.

@AquaLantern 6 жыл бұрын

She could have gone "Is paying the bills everything to you?" or "There's a difference between paying the bills and being a good father to our children!" or even go more subtle and have her look down or look away dejectedly after he says the line. This is not professional script editing, this is common sense for anyone who has a vague understanding of the English language!

@nexus5253 Жыл бұрын

Which clearly the people who made it and go see it(for unironic reasons) lack.

@MrJamaigar 3 ай бұрын

Probably the same people who came up with "abortion is our soda and fries"

@MilesSmiles8 6 жыл бұрын

"And now Saul is off to go change his name to Paul." Thank you for addressing the elephant in the room.

@EddieHawkinsII 6 жыл бұрын

FUCK SAUL!

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 жыл бұрын

Can you explain It please? I don't get the joke.

@MilesSmiles8 6 жыл бұрын

A nonbeliever named Saul changed his name to Paul in the Bible after he converted to Christianity (in the book of Acts, and then he went on to write Romans, Corinthians, etc.)

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 жыл бұрын

Abby Thank you.

@AnimatedIdiotGuide 6 жыл бұрын

"Executive Produced by Sean Hannity" That's literally all you need to tell anyone to make them turn away from this movie.

@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын

Eh, Michael Bay was an executive producer on Black Sails, and that series was pretty much the antithesis of his "work" - it basically just means that person put money behind it. The moment you found out it was a Christian movie was the moment you could forget about it.

@jaycubz1307 5 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? Michael Bay's movies are constantly full of hate directed at concrete, glass, and steel.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын

@ECKohns Skids and Mudflap would beg to differ.

@thomaskirkness-little5809 6 жыл бұрын

So weird that Kevin Sorbo did a parody of Jesus, Bro.

@Ukiby3000 6 ай бұрын

Why can't I like a comment twice????

@crcoghill 6 жыл бұрын

Opening credits having horrific acts of terrorism: well, this is gonna be a classic.

@MattEldritchHorror 6 жыл бұрын

the sad thing is, that's the closest thing the movie has to mainstream cinema (scifi, superhero movies, ect)

@kingkaza 6 жыл бұрын

crcoghill you never seen elephant have you?

@ajragle 6 жыл бұрын

Uwe Boll's best movie starts with 9/11. It's Postal.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

crcoghill I wonder if they had any footage of the UK tragedies of last year, like the Manchester Ariana Grande bombing...

@alexandredesbiens-brassard9109 6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Roberts Said God being the same exact God this movie is trying to convince you to worship.

@chloeisnotninja 6 жыл бұрын

"Who pays the emotional bills?!" Answer: the audience

@avanishdutta2658 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna give my money.

@Werezilla 6 жыл бұрын

I have a hard time believing Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas has any deleted scenes.

@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын

Werezilla they deleted his cocoa

@thenightrider2121 6 жыл бұрын

Most of it is made up of the dance footage at the end.

@dragonkeeper19600 6 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I must say: "Jesus gets whacked" might be the best description of the crucifixion ever.

@MrJamaigar 3 ай бұрын

That line is cringe as hell... even for a christian movie. 😑 Too bad he didn't say that "Christ was sent to sleep with the fishes" 😂🙄

@BugsyFoga 6 жыл бұрын

Jessus Bro > let there be light Its just a fact .

@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Foga true.

@POLE7645 6 жыл бұрын

Was there even any doubts?

@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Gagnon I haven't either. lol

@manuelpatino7863 6 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Foga Where can I watch/buy the Snob's films? They seem very interesting.

@StygianSkunk 6 жыл бұрын

Very true. No Devil Malcolm? Most terrible adaptation ever.

@firefly4f4 6 жыл бұрын

"3 hour special edition of 'Hannity'" AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 жыл бұрын

Hell is a minor Ice Cream Headache compared to that...!

@Bready_Player_Bun 6 жыл бұрын

"Change of honeymoon plans! You two are doing Sean Hannity tomorrow!" *Oh no! The brain tumor has become contagious!*

@Nocturnalux 6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the wife character, upon being diagnosed, actually turns to the doctor and goes, "Did I give my son cancer?" So yeah, not too far off.

@kanakawase 6 жыл бұрын

Christmas falls at the darkest time of the year? Have they never heard of the Southern Hemisphere?

@bjam89 6 жыл бұрын

Well if they think the earth is 6k years old i can buy them not knowing about anything outside of the usa

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Kana Kawase I have family members like this, with such narcissistic and ethnocentric views that they are literally convinced that Adam and Eve were white, that the Earth is 6 thousands years, that America is fucking BLESSED by God(we're French Canadian for Christ sakes!) and such other crazy things that I'm actually ashamed to put those into words!

@gwendolynstata3775 6 жыл бұрын

Anik, are these relatives of yours any kind of mormon? Because that specific kind of "God gives the bigest of shits abour Murica!" talk sounds very mormon-y.

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Gwendolyn Stata No, they are Born Again, but sometimes I hear such weird shit that I have a hard time explaining it to other people. Like apparently Christians won't need an anus in Heaven because no one will need to take a crap in the afterlife! Don't ask how the exact conversation went, I was 100% baffled but that was a real thing I heard real humans say...

@Nocturnalux 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO!! I never heard that one before! What the! Did you tell them about all the other uses the anus has?

@greyXstar 6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they found a room big enough for both Sorbo and Hannity's victim complexes.

@bradwolf07 6 жыл бұрын

How can Kevin Sorbo be an atheist? He has MET several gods. He even has a godly dad

@dreamlandnightmare 6 жыл бұрын

He's a demigod himself!

@bradwolf07 6 жыл бұрын

dreamlandnightmare exactly

@FrenchPaul1988 6 жыл бұрын

So he's bitter at God and Jesus for what happened in that Godyssey comic where Jesus kicked some Greek Gods'/mythologial figures' butts ? (that seriously exists, look up Linkara's review of it)

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 6 жыл бұрын

bradwolf07 It's kinda like Loki in 'Dogma,' he likes to fuck with the Clergy, keep 'em on their toes...

@phreakazoith2237 6 жыл бұрын

By becoming an atheist Hercules hopes to escape Kratos!

@lordshnissugah 6 жыл бұрын

Somewhere up above, Estus Pirkle is calling this film "too subtle."

@gwendolynstata3775 6 жыл бұрын

What, are you doing a handstand?

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 жыл бұрын

@@gwendolynstata3775 No; Estus IS in Heaven. He's essentially forced to witness all the people and lifestyles he hated in life make it there too. It's quite the fitting punishment if you ask me...!

@LittleMissLounge 6 жыл бұрын

I still can't get over "Aborting God" as a title. Wouldn't "Aborting Jesus" make more sense anyway? Also Heaven looks like sensory overload hell, no thanks.

@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын

LittleMissLounge It seems like the production team got together and thought "What do atheists hate? God. And what do they like? Abortion. So obviously an atheist writer would call his book "aborting god"" It's good they didn't decide to add a tagline like "Why god is racist" to add to the stereotypical leftist bin.

@LittleMissLounge 6 жыл бұрын

Merritt Animation Yep. We also apparently hate humanitarian work lol. I guess they mistook criticism for missionary trips and voluntourism for thinking that people in undeveloped countries failed natural selection or whatever.

@rebornkusabi7264 6 жыл бұрын

Heaven in this film looked more alien and hellish than under the lighthouse in Annihilation somehow...

@Rurike 6 жыл бұрын

Bout as subtle a title as gods not dead

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

LittleMissLounge Sensory overload is not strong enough to qualify the horror I felt when I realized that Christians actually want me to go there...

@tychoazrephet3794 6 жыл бұрын

You know, the ideology of these films has always perplexed me. Attempting to delegitimize atheism by claiming atheists are only atheistic because of trauma, not only is this demonstrably false, it has an unintended side effect of delegitimizing any belief system. I can claim the only reason the people at Pure Flix are Christian is because of some trauma they suffered in their lives, that all of them used to be hateful blasphemous atheists, and the only reason they now follow the word of God is because they had a near death experience. Why not? That's essentially the same logic they're using for everyone else. When you remove the prospects of independent thought, personal experience and ones journey through life shaping whether or not they're a theist or an atheist, you grossly oversimplify and misrepresent a persons relationship with their own existentialism. Hey, that guys an atheist, shove him into traffic it'll make him a Christian! That ladies a Christian, give her mom cancer it'll make her a atheist! Frankly its a disgustingly cynical attitude and speaks volumes about the lack of faith and the lack of respect the people behind Pure Flix have for the rest of humanity. Oh, and Sean Hannity can fuck off the edge of a cliff.

@slayerofsheeple 2 жыл бұрын

Amen to this

@artbargra 2 жыл бұрын

Two words: Strawman.

@MaxxyBee 8 ай бұрын

its also not like evangelical rebirth can be identified 1:1 as a trauma response

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 8 ай бұрын

I think it's because religion is often entangled with conservatism. The "Protestant Evangelical persecution complex" is great for the GOP voter turnout.(I say Protestant, because Catholics are much more diverse and therefore differ in the political Spectrum). As an european, i always found it bizarre and fascinating because conservatism in the USA isn't merciful to the poor or the sick. It often relies on antagonism, jingoism, and fear-mongering, concepts that Jesus Christ would despise. The reason why it doesn't make sense is because Pure Flix movies are almost never truly about religion, they are about republican politics. The irony of it is that this whole thing is bad for Christianity. American Christians could be taking part in a positive future, but instead insist on antagonizing everyone else. But these are just my thoughts. Thanks for reading.

@GigaWhitArtandStuff 6 жыл бұрын

"Aborting God" is probably the most hilarious book title I've ever heard

@UsenameTakenWasTaken 4 жыл бұрын

A time machine to remove Abraham would be fun.

@GlassesnMouthplates 4 жыл бұрын

So an alternate universe story that took place after Gabriel visited Mary?

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын

Edgiest title ever.

@SALshaNoma 4 жыл бұрын

I'd read it

@dragonmaster613 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Black Metal Album.

@sylviaphillips5803 6 жыл бұрын

I rather watch Let there be Lloyd

@DasKame 6 жыл бұрын

Llyod will Nap for our Sins!

@germanvisitor2 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a snuff film.

@weeds526 6 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine that if God's not dead that we'll gather in our war room and shout "let there be light" so the pretender and a little boy can save Christmas

@robotrix 6 жыл бұрын

I'm voiceless....

@LittleB2007 6 жыл бұрын

I'm not ashamed to say your joke is quite old fashioned at second glance

@djwarrior5150 6 жыл бұрын

Heaven is for real man, and I didn't spend 90 minutes in heaven just so people wouldn't say God's not dead at least 3 times. I am not ashamed to not be voiceless!

@h0lly_blue 6 жыл бұрын

he makes a good case for christ with the faith of our fathers, but I must ask you - do you believe?

@MontyPythonFanatic2 6 жыл бұрын

If we didn’t, it would truly be the crime of the age, and any expression of faith from us would make us merely the pretenders. Belief is the true miracle from heaven, a gift from God on equal footing with the resurrection of Gavin Stone.

@cyrussoxlegion 6 жыл бұрын

Now I want a movie about a Christian converting to Atheism despite all the roadblocks and obstacles that stand in their way.

@planescaped 6 жыл бұрын

And his life goes from a toxic mess to become perfectly well adjusted and he dies happy and content. XD

@bjam89 6 жыл бұрын

I would want him on his death bed to go i accept you jesus, you are a fine man that will make my son a happy husband Cue to jesus having to tell him how to say his name You know for the racists and homophobes out there

@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын

It would be infinitely more realistic than any of these sorts of movies if the testimonies of various atheists who used to be hardcore Christians, such as Dan Barker and Seth Andrews are any indication.

@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын

Considering how these films tend to go (by which I mean preachy films in general) they'll screw it up somehow. Like making the leading Christian character that is the protagonist's connection to Christianity in general a closeted homosexual or otherwise hypocritical in some way.

@Rurike 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly a bit more realistic

@HoopsAndDinoMan 6 жыл бұрын

9:13 Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...

@johnathangrishaw3096 5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Sorbo didn't get to repent in time...besides, he was going to the Soul Stone anyway. not Hell

@Elysium_the_Bard 6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Sorbo should have stuck to worshiping the Grecco-Roman Pantheon. As a Christian he just leaves me...DIS-AP-POIN-TED!!!

@hipsterelephant2660 6 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling Kevin Sorbo secretly watches your stuff

@Psychwriteify 6 жыл бұрын

Hello Mr. Sorbo, there is no way to convince me that you are not Kevin Sorbo.

@15oClock 5 жыл бұрын

If he did watch this stuff, they'd be no "secretly" about it.

@TAPKAC 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Brad did meet Kevin at a Con one time, they got a picture together, and Brad did leave a copy of "Jesus, Bro!" for Kevin to watch. .......... Even though Kevin was given a free copy, no one knows if he watched it or not, let alone how he felt about it.

@culwin 6 жыл бұрын

I'm an atheist because I couldn't get any Rick and Morty szechuan sauce. No """god""" would allow this.

@phreakazoith2237 6 жыл бұрын

Sauce for the sauce-god!!!

@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын

Wow😆 *not so serious voice* I can totally get you sauce that will disappoint your tastebuds

@SuperWillHatch 6 жыл бұрын

I don't believe God exists in the Rick & Morty universe.

@SuperWillHatch 6 жыл бұрын

I don't believe God exists in the Rick & Morty universe.

@noreehix5714 6 жыл бұрын

culwin The silly thing about that is for the same price you can buy szechuan sauce in the asian aisle and a bag of chicken nuggets.

@Davis_237 6 жыл бұрын

@24:53, the way the two kids are super serious faced and cut through their moms attempt to reassure them gave me a children of the corn feel. "You're sickly mother...we must face facts. You will Perish, we should not prolong your suffering, and drag on our community..."

@jamesunderhillunderhill2623 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that the parody movie had better chemistry and acting than the real movie. Five Doves!

@corvus1374 6 жыл бұрын

Sorbo was an atheist in "God's Not Dead" because his mother died. Apparently the only reason people become atheists, in the view of Christians.

@jimchumley7907 Жыл бұрын

Corvus 13 Not really! I have been a believer since the age of 24 on 12-26-1983 and still a believer and follower of Yeshua. Atheist are atheist sadly because they just know of religion or experienced man made religion and not the true Yeshua Hamashiach.

@TheFlyingJew13 5 жыл бұрын

Hearing the kid say "We've been praying, mom" with the creepy music in the background is one of the creepiest things I've seen in any movie, even if Brad was the one that added the music

@troyschulz2318 6 жыл бұрын

14:39 Apparently the actor IS an actual real-life mobster.

@sandorenckell5259 6 жыл бұрын

Yup, Michael "Yuppie Don" Franzese, former caporegime of the Colombo crime family

@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын

He could have a totally respectable career as a mobster and what does he do? Acts in a Christian movie! For shame!

@mfitzburger5137 6 жыл бұрын

I like how he implies the reason he got into religion was that prisons don't bother trying to keep their inhabitants mentally stimulated.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

Sting Sniperscope (Mimics Caddicarus) *WHAT!?*

@culwin 6 жыл бұрын

BA-DA-BING!!

@Drakulas77 6 жыл бұрын

So Sorbo is literally playing his same character from God's not Dead, even has the same backstory and reason for being atheists.

@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын

No, in that movie it was his MOM who died!

@tacotoosday42 6 жыл бұрын

Weirdest coincidence that this came out months after Jesus Bro. Should mail Kevin Sorbo a copy and make it clear it was first so he won't try to sue.

@gunkeyostanky1125 6 жыл бұрын

... and leave out hope for a massive, crowd-funded contersuit? I don't think so.

@EpicB 5 жыл бұрын

@@gunkeyostanky1125 Any lawsuit would probably get thrown out anyway. Jesus Bro came first anyway.

@Moonbeam143 6 жыл бұрын

I give this review five doves.

@LammasuRex 6 жыл бұрын

Actually I didn't see a Dove foundation logo on it. What gives.

@LiveNiceness14 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah with lines like ‘Selfie for God’ they deserve a Darwin Award cuz they are braindead

@FaeQueenCory 6 жыл бұрын

+Adam Blunt Jesus Bro got no doves, right? And this is literally the same movie. So there’s that...

@vandercudo 6 жыл бұрын

Heretic!

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Brendan Milburn Gosh, I forgot about Norm of the North! What were they thinking?

@robertsmith6308 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Zeus, I can't imagine what he must be going through, seeing his son go from "I have no father" to "I love my stepdad so much"

@Flaris 6 жыл бұрын

Just weird that Kevin Sorbo wanted not only play basically the same character he played in Gods not Dead, but direct it this time. Also yeah, somehow an atheist in these movies is someone who believes in God but hates him. I feel the people behind these movies need to try googling atheist once in a while...

@tristanhartup4936 4 жыл бұрын

Or they most likely just don't care.

@kenetickups6146 3 жыл бұрын

it's because they can't comprehend people not beleiving their fairytales that they were brainwashed to beleive since birth

@AdmiralBison 2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure they know what Atheism is, these propaganda films pretending to be “movies” targets Christians preying on their fears, ignorance, money and further obfuscating things. *Yes, fear and ignorance, not Christians fault who genuinely believe, they were just raised to do, I dumped my Catholic beliefs at the end of high school but I would have fallen for these nonsense “movies” when I was theist.

@aarondavis8943 2 жыл бұрын

These films aren't created to convert atheists, but rather to extract money from Christians and rally the faithful. They don't want to give an impression to this Christian target audience that atheism is even possible. There's a certain power and confidence to atheism that frightens Christian high-ups. So they sell the notion that there really aren't any atheists, just pretenders. This fraudulent state has no attraction for existing Christians who might be wavering. The last thing you'd want your propaganda to do is to make a competing ideology a more attractive option.

@alluneedislessthan3 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love how this is just "Atheist Strawman: the movie"

@tintinismybelgian 3 жыл бұрын

"Ghost written by Ed G. Lord." How did it take me this long to catch that joke?

@JimmyJohn89808 3 жыл бұрын

I literally just got that joke now.

@Networkfreakmid 6 жыл бұрын

"Caffeine-free-Christopher-Hitchens" got a good chuckle out me. RIP you beautiful bastard.

@jakobsanchez738 6 жыл бұрын

The Easter Bunny brought our present early! :D

@SpeedyEric1 6 жыл бұрын

Happy Easter Fools, BTW.

@SuperWillHatch 6 жыл бұрын

I always knew Brad Jones was the Easter Bunny.

@docthemetalfreak 6 жыл бұрын

"Jesus gets whacked". I wish I could come up with something sarcastic to add to that. but i have nothing.

@TheCinemaBizarro 6 жыл бұрын

BUSH-WHACKED!

@NumbingDisasterAnon 6 жыл бұрын

If Jesus didn't wanna get whacked, he should of shut up about his connection to the family. He betrayed the vows, Vinny...rats get what rats get

@EddieHawkinsII 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like there should be a montage of the apostles being found in dumpsters, trucks and the like dead while the piano coda from “Layla” plays...

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын

Badabing!

@drnick2311 6 жыл бұрын

If I come for Sorbo, I come all the way.

@EddieHawkinsII 6 жыл бұрын

I came... twice. I get off on mythological heroes.

@royalfoil5413 6 жыл бұрын

"Will you come?"

@julieporter7805 5 жыл бұрын

That's odd.... KingofThuggery comes all the way for Sorbo, interesting.

@davidbauler3159 6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Sorbo meets son in heaven....."Dad, you must do more to help the poor, disadvantaged and downtrodden." Kevin Sorbo: so you mean encourage people to listen to Fox News and buy expensive cell phones with flash lights? Son: What? No. That's a terrible idea. Did you listen? Kevin Sorbo: hahah! Oh, my son. I didn't listen to ya, when you were alive.

@marikotrue3488 6 жыл бұрын

I am less than 10 minutes in and I want to leave. It is only due to my admiration for The Cinema Snob that I am staying. That Brad guy's movie, Jesus Bro!, had much better directing, acting and special effects.

@azoth6641 6 жыл бұрын

Not to mention better Christian morals than those "Christploitation" films.

@snakeygirl4296 6 жыл бұрын

This movie burns but my love of the snob forces me to push through. Ps Jesus Bro is a zillion times better than this movie.

@TheSeptet 6 жыл бұрын

I feel you, man. These Christiansploitation films are a tough sit even if you're only watching Brad tear them to shreds.

@scitechian 6 жыл бұрын

@4:12 This movie is the epitome of "You're not cool, dad!"

@chaseford3095 6 жыл бұрын

December 21 is the darkest day of the year, not December 25 (Christmas)

@NameEntry 6 жыл бұрын

PUG LORD Do you really expect christians to know anything?

@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын

Do you expect the lunatics who create these films to know that?

@Kermthefrog 6 жыл бұрын

It's in June if you live in the Southern Hemisphere

@johnscott353 5 жыл бұрын

And it's the longest day of sunlight of the year for the southern hemisphere...

@RobAGabor 4 жыл бұрын

If you live at the equator it's every day of the year.

@gabe_s_videos 6 жыл бұрын

The name of the atheist character's book is "Aborting God." On the one hand, I'm fascinated by just how hard they tried to make up a stereotype about atheists. On the other hand, the fact that they depict being pro-choice as a negative stereotype just speaks volumes.

@prussianeagle1941 3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree with you slightly. Their portrayal is pretty bad. But not all Christian's are against pro choice because not all Christian's think the same way, in fact there are a ton of denominations such as Baptist, Catholic, Episcopalian, Eastern Orthodox.

@kenetickups6146 3 жыл бұрын

@@prussianeagle1941 there's many demoninations of all cults they're all a plaugue on civilization

@prussianeagle1941 3 жыл бұрын

@@kenetickups6146 So am I allowed to say that atheists are a plauge on civilization? No wonder people don't like atheists. I'm personally fine with the ones who actually respect people.

@kenetickups6146 3 жыл бұрын

@@prussianeagle1941 Athiesm doesn't have a set of values that hold civilization back and you're perfectly free to say that if you want, it's false though and i'm an agnostic

@prussianeagle1941 3 жыл бұрын

@@kenetickups6146 XD so you're saying that freely killing people and stealing etc doesn't hold civilization back? What an outlook.

@starwarsnerd100 6 жыл бұрын

If there's one thing I've learned from these movies, it's this: you become an atheist the same way you become Batman.

@Khasym 6 жыл бұрын

Holy....shiiiiiiiittttttt.....I haven't even gotten past two minutes before I was just....I was blindsided by the credits on the box. Yes, the producing god known as Sean Hannity, was of course given top billing.....but there was one other name of no small repute on that box cover: Michael Franzese. AKA, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Franzese AKA former mob boss, bootlegger, sports fixer, motivational speaker(what he motivates people to do other than breaking the law is beyond me), tax evasion expert....oh wait, he fits right in with the bible-thumping set......

@RetroTV5000 6 жыл бұрын

So I previously worked on Michael Franzese's movie God the Father which is a pretty standard documentary of his life and they just sort of lifted that from the movie and gave it to this character. I can't make any claims of the validity of his conversion or his actual character but I actually met him once (for like, five minutes to talk about sound design and stuff. he was perfectly nice) and it's just kind of serendipitous and weird to run into him again.

@Awells89 6 жыл бұрын

A propoganda film produced by Sean Hannity? This is gonna hurt isn't it?

@POLE7645 6 жыл бұрын

At least, there's no Dinesh D'Souza in sight.

@juliuslovr 6 жыл бұрын

That's a half step up.

@aj1021 6 жыл бұрын

Real news unlike the rest

@merrittanimation7721 6 жыл бұрын

At least it's not Pat Robertson

@anikmonette2140 6 жыл бұрын

Merritt Animation He's still alive? How?

@zombieedrea 6 жыл бұрын

Why is Kevin Sorbo's kid so dead behind the eyes?

@meghanphillips3495 6 жыл бұрын

zombiedrea You've seen who's raising him.

@fangal12 6 жыл бұрын

Because he couldn't pay the emotional bills

@JanetStarChild 6 жыл бұрын

The effects of Christian brain-washing at a very young age.

@Mr.DiughGames 6 жыл бұрын

JanetFunkYeah Yeah.

@eddygendron8773 5 жыл бұрын

Because of seeing this movie

@robertwild9447 6 жыл бұрын

At 9:20 Oh shit, Thanos got Kevin Sorbo too!!!!!!

@lizzychrome7630 6 жыл бұрын

So like our current president, Sorbo is good at performing, but should really not be allowed to make decisions of any kind. On the bright side (har har) you've inspired me to want to watch "Jesus, Bro!" again.

@isthisnamegood 6 жыл бұрын

Even if I were a devout christian conservative, surely I'd be insulted at how this is talking down to me, pandering to me like I'm a kindergartner? And you ruined Kevin Sorbo for me. I was much happier not knowing he was a whiny, paranoid bigot.

@agentleman4610 6 жыл бұрын

Most Christians find pureflix and everything to do with them absolutely insufferable. The "Christians" who find them insightful and entertaining are the ones you need to keep an eye on.

@Edax_Royeaux 6 жыл бұрын

How did this guy play Hercules and suppresses his urge to convert all the Greek Mythology heathens from the show?

@agentleman4610 6 жыл бұрын

ltflak I guess he got Kirk Cameroned by his wife whom he met on set.

@Edax_Royeaux 6 жыл бұрын

@Chris Newman Is that really what happened?

@Adorni 6 жыл бұрын

Speaking as a... I dunno, “filthy centrist?” Christian, and someone who wants to work in films, I can tell you that I despise these back-patting, self-fellating dumpster fires Pure Flix calls movies. If you want to watch a good Christian film, watch Prince Caspian, or The Last Temptation of Christ, or Silence. Hell, watch the Veggietales movie. Any of those are better than this dreck.

@stefanreid949 6 жыл бұрын

I love that Sam Sorbo wrote her own character and she straight up wrote an unlikable, smirking jackass that gets cancer. Doesn't bode well for her in real life if that's her idealized character.

@lonewolfgamingplus379 8 ай бұрын

Man, five years later, she's just the same character in real life on Fox News.

@SuperDevolution 6 жыл бұрын

Sorbo's kids attended the Fuller House school of child acting.

@weathermangohanssj4 6 жыл бұрын

A school so presigious that no one gets in.

@kyletowers9662 6 жыл бұрын

The kids from fuller house are better actors

@chrissysky01 5 жыл бұрын

Every time Kevin Sorbo says something about the LGBT community, I wanna ask him why he's still so bitter about Xena being more successful than his series.

@TheKeyser94 5 жыл бұрын

You should ask him if he is jealous that Lucy Lawless have a far more successful career than him after her initial show, Xena, ended.

@QueenCloveroftheice 6 жыл бұрын

The talk about Christmas had all the Pagan subscribers laughing

@lloroshastar6347 6 жыл бұрын

I'm still confused as to why some Christian cults and sects still to this day claim that Jesus was born on the 25th December. It's been widely accepted by just about everyone that he almost certainly wasn't and that this was tacked after Constantine converted as a means of appealing to pagan worshippers who obviously made up most of the Empire. That sentence in this film alone is enough to make me think that it was made by (and for) the uneducated.

@SirRosser 6 жыл бұрын

I was born on December 26. My family was kind enough to let me celebrate my birthday in July instead, so that it wouldn't get completely overshadowed by Christmas. If celebrating your birthday whenever is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me. Checkmate, Atheists.

@lloroshastar6347 6 жыл бұрын

All hail the Sun God!

@Dreigonix 5 жыл бұрын

PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/

@stephyalysse 6 жыл бұрын

Damn, usually I'm mad when I don't get to your videos the day they come out, but I'm glad I waited. I've had one suuucckkkyyy night, and this just made it a thousand times better! Thank you thank you thank you!

@shelbyhotz8623 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know what's worse: the Christian propaganda, or the narrative of kids being so codependent that they regulate their mother's love life.

@MajaBiana 5 жыл бұрын

The last thing is so creepy and worrying! Some adult please take charge, put down some healthy boundaries and take away the responsibility from that child. This is dysfunctional.

@animus9949 4 жыл бұрын

Well he IS the father he should say..."shut the hell up"

@SALshaNoma 4 жыл бұрын

I always saw that scene as just joking around since it was the parent going on the date and not the kid but it was hard to tell since the kid can't act.

@BranMat 6 жыл бұрын

...so this is a prequel of God's Not Dead.

@FrenchPaul1988 6 жыл бұрын

We need a giant crossover in the Pureflix-verse. Like the Christian League or the Christ Avengers or something.

@BranMat 6 жыл бұрын

I am ALL FOR THIS. THE PURE FLIX CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

@nonbinaryrussia 6 жыл бұрын

And all Pureflix Superhero leads will be portrayed by Sorbo.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Matos God's Not Dead: The Beginning of the Deadning.

@PaceBreaker 6 жыл бұрын

It certainly makes it seem like it.

@troyschulz2318 6 жыл бұрын

6:20 I WISH church's actually financed mission trips to crisis regions.

@troyschulz2318 6 жыл бұрын

JoelRiter The "they eat the poo-poo" guy?

@agentleman4610 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah sadly it's usually not the best examples of the Christian faith that go to those crisis areas. It's usually Estes Perkel types.

@culwin 6 жыл бұрын

Many do. Some do good things, lots of others are just there to "convert" people.

@davidsuda6110 6 жыл бұрын

They do but it's not front and center. As to pushing their religion while there I have no experience either way.

@princesstamika 6 жыл бұрын

i was just going to say that. one of the main reasons Uganda was sentencing gay people to DEATH was because of the influence of white Christianity. people think it's just because "africans are backward lol." but it's really because the US has been exporting homophobia and colonialism for a very long time. pan-african religious systems usually believe in 3 sexual orientations, similar to some native america groups' "two spirit".

@MegaChickenfish 6 жыл бұрын

8:40 * Celestia the alicorn appears and starts singing * _You've come such a long long way, and I've watched you since that very first day..._

@troin3925 4 жыл бұрын

MegaChickenfish God (no pun intended), I wish this had a Split-esque twist ending where it turns out to be a sequel or prequel to an EG storyline where the “light,” was supposed to refer to Celestia but was misinterpreted as something related to Christianity (possibly to create a new, bigger portal?). Now I’m just coming up with fanfiction ideas to make the movie more interesting and less shitty.

@LaNoLaCola 6 жыл бұрын

So soon snob? It's not even Good Friday!

@noahkarpinski1824 6 жыл бұрын

AnonJl1 That's because he wants it to be a GOOD Friday (Walks away)

@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын

AnonJl1 that is true 😆

@darthnecrosis1705 6 жыл бұрын

Snob on...Sunday? An unexpected surprise.

@NikkiLeeSimmons 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks Brad for reviewing this and giving me insight to views that are nothing like my own.

@thequietknitter9107 4 жыл бұрын

God bless. You watched this entire movie? You are a man dedicated to his work.

@TheGlitched64Reads2 6 жыл бұрын

Christian here, yes, we do love our Lesbians. Also good God that "came at the darkest time of the year" line. Have they never heard of... the SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!?

@moustachu100 6 жыл бұрын

As an atheist, I love those atheist caracters played by Kevin Sorbo

@HEYBUDDYMAN86 6 жыл бұрын

after seeing the Midnight Screenings' for this, I knew a Snob episode was coming for it. Glad we got this one, because this is a great one!

@Frysfan 6 жыл бұрын

This was brilliant. Especially since I wake up to this on my birthday. :) Thank you, Brad.

@ThePointsofArticulation 6 жыл бұрын

But does it have a war room???

@hectoraccented5312 6 жыл бұрын

Those tweets... if Trump needs a shadow writer now we know who to recomend

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Florida's dictator Ron Desantis.

@robolizzzrd5524 6 жыл бұрын

Another awesome video Brad. Keep em comin :)

@FaeQueenCory 6 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaassssss! I’ve been waiting for this one for a while!

@MeganKoumori 6 жыл бұрын

Movie: Kid: I don’t want to see you get hurt again. Mom: Awww… Real Life: Me: I’m worried. He constantly manipulates you and I’m afraid you’ll end up back up together. Mom: JUST SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

MeganKoumori Wonder if that is spoofed in Jesus Bro?

@MeganKoumori 6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Deonauth's Archives It would be kind of weird if it was considering it actually happened.

@mathunit1 6 жыл бұрын

MeganKoumori Man, your mom must be pretty bad then.

@royalsilva2792 6 жыл бұрын

Are we gonna get a Jesus Bro Review soon???

@docdave15 6 жыл бұрын

I'm betting that's gonna be the April Fools episode.

@TK17000 6 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? This isn't it?

@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын

I guess Nostalgia "Cricket" will do it, since he already reviewed "The Cinema Snob Movie"

@mathunit1 6 жыл бұрын

Tiger Robocop Why did you call the Doug "Cricket"?

@phantomzone2725 6 жыл бұрын

That's how he calls himself every time he appears in his own specials/movies or in other productions

@yeeminyamin5515 6 жыл бұрын

The shovel joke had me in gut laughing. Great work Brad your funny as ever bro

@megandismuke5124 6 жыл бұрын

Was about to go to bed since I gotta be up early for work tomorrow but immediately saw this and needed to watch it. I've clearly got my priorities straight. = w =

@johnoneil9188 6 жыл бұрын

Woah, they totally ripped off that Brad Jones guy! Couldn´t even get Santa Christ to star in their movie.

@locolego1 6 жыл бұрын

This movie feels like something Mac from Always Sunny would make.

@Teh1fawx 6 жыл бұрын

I thought I'd purged the demon 'holy schnikes' from my memory but lo, you summon it forth again. Thank's Snob!

@hildaamelia9110 6 жыл бұрын

Oh thank God I was waiting for this to come out forever

@Sinastyr 6 жыл бұрын

I'm stoked about 3 God 3 Nodead coming about purely to see your take on it.

@SpongeyTheEditor 6 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for this one

@declanhandley-byrne4335 28 күн бұрын

Can't wait for Let There Be Light 2: The Legend of Davey's Gold

@jbjacobs9514 6 жыл бұрын

1 million points for the Davey & Goliath reference! Plus, yes, Goliath's acting was so much better. LOL

@stupendoushorrendous8258 6 жыл бұрын

I'm already an atheist, so if I ever lose someone I love, I'm going to believe in god and believe that he's evil. That works, right Sorbo?

@TheImperiusv 3 жыл бұрын

I love Pastor Vinnie SO much. Though I question how easily impressed he is. The real miracle of the first Easter wasn't Jesus' body *disappearing*!

@Jemalacane0 2 жыл бұрын

The period around Christmas is the brightest time of year in the southern hemisphere.

@BopperBippity Жыл бұрын

"i dont know if i like this saul guy, i got my "fuck saul" line all queued up and ready" i need that out of context

@cynicthehedgehog385 5 жыл бұрын

As a strong atheist, I’ve never been offended by these religious movies. Because they never feature atheists, just misotheists.

@400KrispyKremes 6 жыл бұрын

That first movie was a lot better than "Let There Be Light". The Actor who played God in that first movie was particularity outstanding.

@Fiery891 6 жыл бұрын

The real reason for near-death experiences is that our brain searches through every memory we have in case we've been in a similar situation before and information of how we survived then could save our lives now. It's not always useful but the brain does it in desperation.