The Left Behind Trilogy - The Cinema Snob

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9 ай бұрын

Compilation of The Cinema Snob's reviews of the Left Behind trilogy starring Kirk Cameron.
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@matthewhancox4389 9 ай бұрын

My church minister showed us the first movie at a youth group. He turned it off like halfway through when he realised it was crap.

@Shades14 4 ай бұрын

Lucky you. I had to sit through the entirety of the first Apocalypse movie.

@BaronVonQuiply 3 ай бұрын

_"Jesus isn't sending his best, guys."_

@drakeredwingofficial Ай бұрын

better than mine

@spoonbendingspacemonkey 9 ай бұрын

Sooooo. The raptured leave their clothes behind, which means heaven is a nudist colony.

@chasehedges6775 9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@freakyzed8467 9 ай бұрын

Swingers as well. There is a fishbowl in front of the Pearly Gates and everyone drops their car keys in on their way thru. All you kids who aren't old enough to know that reference, ask your parents or grandparents. Explains why your younger siblings don't quite look like you and dad.

@spoonbendingspacemonkey 9 ай бұрын

@@freakyzed8467 😂😂😂

@KellogsR-ny7ug 7 ай бұрын

Good god! I’ll take my chances in Hell

@thatgut2375 9 ай бұрын

You know, the character Buck in the books is a bit creepy, since he's a 50 year old man falling in love with a 17-18 year old girl in the books

@IncredibleMD 9 ай бұрын

I guess that's why he got Left Behind...

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

@@IncredibleMD and why he probably won't be saved after the Apocalypse ...

@I-DEPRESSIONIST 3 ай бұрын

I don't believe this is accurate as in the 1st book when he is introduced it states hes a younger blonde haired man.

@user-cm7rl4fl3z 2 ай бұрын

A romance subplot in a religious book series should not be so similar to the book Lolita!

@LilithLiberated 2 ай бұрын

I looked it up and apparently he’s more like 30. Still creepy with an 18-year-old, but not as bad.

@BaronVonQuiply 9 ай бұрын

True story: Circa 2008 they sent my mom an unsolicited DVD copy the the Kirk Cameron one out of nowhere, followed up a few weeks later by a bill.

@SuperArtie 8 ай бұрын

Classic maneuvers

@danielt1337 8 ай бұрын

Who da fuq is they?

@samanthajayewardene4523 8 ай бұрын

@@danielt1337 Pure Flix?

@RedSpade37 8 ай бұрын

@@danielt1337 The Burger People.

@jessicawilson1751 9 ай бұрын

Considering how many books are in the series, I'm sure there was an intention to make a movie for every book. I know I've seen the first one at least, but I don't remember any of it.

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

And people think superhero-movies have problems with inconsistent powers ... i think we need a supercut of all the times Nicolai conveniently forgot about his "superpowers", especially mindreading and manipulation. At least the "good guys" have X-Men with firebreath on their side and an invincible president. Then again it makes sense he doesn't kill Kirk, since he's clearly interested in more than a "professional" relationship - Kirk just doesn't get the signals ...

@coolnerdlll6053 9 ай бұрын

I like to think Kirk gets kicked in the nuts every time he tries to leave his house. It's a lot less that he deserves at this point.

@chasehedges6775 9 ай бұрын

“You will eat less than desire and more than you deserve.” - The Elsa lady from the Menu

@mamawray 7 ай бұрын

Love the image but is he getting kicked by someone outside or inside the house? I would believe either.

@coolnerdlll6053 7 ай бұрын

@@mamawray Outside.

@BaronVonQuiply 9 ай бұрын

07:51 He missed his chance to be credited as David AR 15 White, now it's too late.

@MissDebbieSue123 3 ай бұрын

Ta-dah! Drop the mf'in mic. Good one!😊

@brick6347 9 ай бұрын

I just remember getting as far as reading the plot summary before giving up. The bad guy is called Nicolae Carpathia... top level wit there. Because the Carpathians are in Romania, and they had a dictator called Nicolae. Geddit? I mean, wow! That is some amazing writing. If I ever write a post apocalyptic novel, I'm calling my villain Adolph Alpine, possibly Augusto Andes.

@NathanTarantlawriter 9 ай бұрын

The creativity is truly astounding, ain't it?

@douglasjohnson4382 9 ай бұрын

Or maybe Donald Queens.

@chasehedges6775 9 ай бұрын

@@NathanTarantlawriter Astoundingly BAD

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

Well i think you are reading too much into this 😄 Carpathia? Ok, but i'm pretty sure the writer(s) never heard of Nicolae Ceaușescu, since he has nothing to do with their evangelical bubble. I'm sure he's called Nicolae because that seems to be a name fitting for a Romanian - Vlad would have been a little bit too much on the nose. The way all those antichrists rise to power in Europe in rapture movies is just so ... special. It taught me these people know nothing about politics outside of their country. And funnily enough they don't believe people following other faiths are actually into their own religions - when the antichrist says "ban all religion" everyone aside the "true" christians is fine with that ...

@cherylfagan3219 9 ай бұрын

These episodes were so funny.. I bough these movies when I worked in a grocery store and our video section was being discontinued for a friend who was into Kirk. Never watched them. After the snob episodes I wish I had.

@ECKohns 9 ай бұрын

Will you also review the 2014 remake and eventually its 2023 sequel, and 2016 spin off?

@najhoant 9 ай бұрын

Probaby the only time you can say with complete sincerity ”the first movie with Kirk Cameron is the best in the franchise”, even if that’s not saying much

@BaronVonQuiply 3 ай бұрын

I'm reminded of _The Best Of The Worst_ episode where they went with the shortest tape because it was over the soonest

@iskandarr1496 3 ай бұрын

“His check engine light was raptured” hahahahaha gold

@yshwgth 9 ай бұрын

Great timing, considering current events.

@brianhebert6152 9 ай бұрын

10:45 Fun fact, Neil Crone was Diesel 10 and Gordon in Thomas and the Magic Railroad (and was Gordon again in the All Engines Go! reboot)

@SirAsdf 9 ай бұрын

Oh boy, a movie about Israel being hit with a sudden and violent attack. Sure, hope that's a theme that won't become HORRIFYINGLY RELEVANT in 2023.

@chasehedges6775 9 ай бұрын

EXACTLY!

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

And if that's not horrifying enough: some Evangelicals like the idea of war in the middle east since it means the endtimes are near ...

@aeric_ 9 ай бұрын

It's my dream to see Brad cover the Apocalypse films from Cloud 10. Apocalypse, Revelation, Tribulation and Judgement are all actually pretty decent films and I am sure Brad would enjoy reviewing them!

@aeric_ 9 ай бұрын

Tribulation also has Gary Busey!!

@A_Person5280 9 ай бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing!

@mamawray 7 ай бұрын

My fingers are crossed for the Omega Code.

@noahvance6160 8 ай бұрын

Anyone else feel the I'm Watching My Video intro should become a regular intro in a similar way to when Brad would use Believe it or Not?

@redneckgopnik8164 9 ай бұрын

You're a legend ❤

@user-cm7rl4fl3z 2 ай бұрын

Nicolae Carpathia was a far, far better villain than this trilogy deserved.

@Stickeebud 9 ай бұрын

Here is an excerpt from what is essentially a 'Left Behind Games Inc.' cease and desist letter. (I just had to look it up after Brad mentioned it. The game is called Left Behind: Eternal Forces.) "Left Behind Games Inc. generally supports free speech in the media and understands how important it is to have various opinions presented for public consumption. It will not, however, tolerate the publication of information regarding its products that is false or misleading. Left Behind Games Inc. is demanding that you immediately remove any and all information contained on your site about the above stated game that is false and/or misleading, including any such statements or commentary and the responses thereto. This includes posted comments made by others in the context of reading the incorrect or misleading statements. If you do not comply immediately, the company will be forced to pursue additional legal action which will include claims for damages, costs of suit and attorney's fees. This may subject you and your organization to significant legal and financial damages." I wish I made this up, but this is allegedly what bloggers/reviewers at the time were greeted with upon criticizing the game. Just thought this would be interesting to share. Really goes to show that attempts at false takedowns have always been around.

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

I'm really surprised they are that aggressive ... But it's definitly not because they knew their product is a bit💩😉

@DarkwingDeist 9 ай бұрын

Definitely hope the Video theme song stays forever. :)

@mattfleurant9295 9 ай бұрын

'Enjoy. I didn't.' 😄

@frankbandera6591 9 ай бұрын

"Pre 9/11 movie" I think the joke needs to be updated to "Pre 10/7 movie"

@disconnected22 9 ай бұрын

Brad, with all this reposting, could we get a remaster of THE PIERRE KIRBY SAGA???

@SpeedyEric1 9 ай бұрын

This trilogy is like if Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame if they didn't meet or exceed audiences expectations.

@TheKeyser94 9 ай бұрын

I stopped watching the MCU by the time of Winter Soldier, when I realise that the whole twenty six plus movies are nothing more than military propaganda, and that is not even a hyperbole, the Pentagon reviews and changed the scripts themselves. So one is a water washed corny hyper religious trilogy and the other are twenty six movies of stupid military propaganda with pseudo-lefty message, by the villains, because the "heroes" always keep the status quo, apart of the spectacle, the MCU is not different from Left Behind, only with better cinematography.

@johnockershausen3951 9 ай бұрын

Oh man I forgot there was a sequel to the 2014 movie.

@chasehedges6775 9 ай бұрын

Ah, I totally forgot that one existed.

@knightnday10 9 ай бұрын

Ahhhh! The evil trilogy is upon us!

@patrickstonecrusher 7 ай бұрын

1:04:18 🎵 Se-phi-roth! 🎵

@NostalgiaBrit Күн бұрын

Not gonna lie, I unironically, unconditionally & unapologetically _love_ these movies, _and_ the Nic Cage remake, _and_ the Kevin Sorbo sequel to said Nic Cage remake (even if I do utterly loathe & detest Sorbo as a person)!

@moviesbye9294 9 ай бұрын

Thought you were gonna talk about the Nic Cage one 😢

@danielvandersall6756 5 ай бұрын

1:04:01 Even Kirk looks shocked at how insanely stupid this is. I worked at VA hospitals during the 2020--unpleasantness, and heard even stupider theories... Still do, for that matter.

@arthas640 Ай бұрын

I live in an area full of those crunchy granola types and heard/saw some crazy shit. One of the funniest things was seeing the liberals in the area do such a fast 180 on vaccines that I'm surprised their necks didn't snap: there were tons of antivaxxers who suddenly started supporting vaccines when Trump and his followers were critical of vaccines and vaccine mandates. My local stores sold out of ginger and turmeric as people were buying it by the bucket load to cure/prevent covid, I saw people filling grocery bags with the stuff. I talked to someone who worked at a farm supply store and they had people constantly coming in for Ivermectine (that deworming medication for livestock).

@danielekholm2527 9 ай бұрын

What is the name of the video commercial song?

@AmariieMaerthos 9 ай бұрын

What is the song he's using for his opening?

@Mclaren231627 9 ай бұрын

First Corinthians Leather.... that is an apocalyptic pun...

@NostalgiNorden 9 ай бұрын

Nitpick but hy would the screenwriter have any input on the quality of the special effects?

@Zombiekilleryamato 9 ай бұрын

Here are my request 42 street forever Heavens gate (it was a 3 part review) Slumber party massacre Fulcuary & friends-uary

@kennethd.9436 9 ай бұрын

Red wine is the antidote it must be called sangre de Cristo. 😁

@KellogsR-ny7ug 7 ай бұрын

Wine is always the antidote

@BaronVonQuiply 9 ай бұрын

02:24 Ok, unexpected. I've seen this movie (cable, one morning circa 2008)

@jordanbarr850 9 ай бұрын

What is the new theme song?

@AMultipolarWorldIsEmerging 9 ай бұрын

“Don’t kiss my son” lol

@Rhaenday 8 ай бұрын

Will we ever hear* you on an episode of God Awful Movies? =P

@mamawray 7 ай бұрын

@ 37:11 Not sure what's wrong with praying when youre about to climax.

@easilydistracted5140 4 ай бұрын

Still think the Stand was much better than this bad movie

@andreh1888 6 ай бұрын

Kirk genuinely seems like a very caring, good person, so I feel a little bad for this. However, tbh though there have been a countless brilliant religious men, it’s seems there are drastically more intellectually challenged ones. 😂

@freakyzed8467 3 ай бұрын

Problem is when people do hateful things thinking that they are doing them with love. You can justify pretty much anything using the Bible and think you are doing God's will or helping save people. Spanish Inquisition is a great example.

@ranknvile1161 9 ай бұрын

So, if the soul goes to heaven, when it is raptured...Why would the bodies also disappear? WTF is God doing with the bodies? Too many questions. Someone get me Cameron on the phone...😏

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

In the Apocalypse-movies God also raptures nuclear weapons ... a very interesting point, isn't it?

@athomicritics 9 ай бұрын

@@lordmontymord8701captain kirk : "but why would god be in need of a nuke ?"

@mamawray 7 ай бұрын

Gotta say Id hate to be raptured. Imagine missing the apocalypse!

@odo9954 9 ай бұрын

2:02 🤔

@yvonnerogers6429 9 ай бұрын

👍🏻

@thetalkingbear 9 ай бұрын

The first movie reminds me of a much better movie Airplane!

@KellogsR-ny7ug 7 ай бұрын

Shirley you’re not serious?!

@canceresbunny 9 ай бұрын

We need the other christian trilogy, the one with the blonde cool dude that is kinda Mad Max.

@lordmontymord8701 9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he already did those ...

@KellogsR-ny7ug 7 ай бұрын

David AR White?

@canceresbunny 7 ай бұрын

@@lordmontymord8701 he did put them togueter?

@canceresbunny 7 ай бұрын

@@KellogsR-ny7ug fuck yeah

@TheAllSeeingEye2468 9 ай бұрын

First movie was the best the second had its moments but the third was just awful

@NostalgiNorden 9 ай бұрын

Lord Of The Rings: The Movie

@kaiwancallender2761 9 ай бұрын

Left behind movies are ridiculous

@officialbrucewayne 9 ай бұрын

I don't know why Kirk Cameron gets all the hate. But that being said why is there a part 2 everyone but the "horrible" have been raptured. With possibly all of the people having been raptured except the people who God found evil... I just don't see how that's enough people to make more people and to make it look like no one was raptured.