My old school Lego because someone shoved Lego down another kids throat😭
@Pump-kit4 ай бұрын
Well they banned all the toilets but one so when I go in there there's like 50 big black.... I mean a lot of people vaping
@skootergirl224 ай бұрын
Animal shaped pencil cases, I remember having a labador one it was tubed shaped with string feet that dangle and a head, a another kid had a zebra and we sat next to each other and played with then, next assembly they were banned guess they thought the cases would distract us from work. It was a special needs secondary school during the 2000s and yes even pokemon cats were banned
@skootergirl224 ай бұрын
@@Pump-kit and they won't let you on
@TheOne_64 ай бұрын
Pokemon cards.
@Creeperfun124 ай бұрын
hello fellow matt rose viewer
@SlenderzinhaForever4 ай бұрын
hello
@Straline.4 ай бұрын
mhm
@Bee_uhhhhhh_just_bee4 ай бұрын
Helo
@Iaminpain-le3wo4 ай бұрын
how are you doing
@_LBH_4 ай бұрын
Who's fellow matt rose?
@4Minutes-kj5yyАй бұрын
1. At school mewing was banned because some kid messed it up so bad a teacher thought he was threatening her 2. That’s exactly what happens in America
@yaud_king29 күн бұрын
Lemme guess.He did the mew thing around his neck😭😭😭
@CatroMatro22 күн бұрын
@@yaud_king he had double chin dats why (i think)
@sunnyXstrawberry4 ай бұрын
"MMMMÆHÆHAH"
@ElectrYspeed69_GD3 ай бұрын
That's correct 💯
@Runker13 ай бұрын
why is there a goofy ahh looking roblox scam bot hacked 4 yr old yt account kid here
@macecail3 ай бұрын
teriyaki chicken
@randomguyorsmth-jc7sy3 ай бұрын
@@Runker1who
@Alex-Buddy2 ай бұрын
@@Runker1hes not a scambot i saw hes channe Ok fuck him he made a video about 9/11
@Øxegard5 ай бұрын
Bro my school doesnt allow a plastic water bottle on fridays at 9:10 AM. Some weird canadian shitty rule
@parrxtkun4 ай бұрын
why specifically 9:10am is it ok at any other minute
@GuestifiedVFX4 ай бұрын
@@parrxtkunmine was Thursday at 10:32 AM
@skootergirl224 ай бұрын
So bring in metal bottles
@goober10353 ай бұрын
no drinking water during class but we can still listen to them while drinking water wth
@AstroEli1332 ай бұрын
@@goober1035 its so u dont spill
@JUNPEIZAKIISANSUSSYIMPOSTER3 ай бұрын
4:25 *H O R S E R E T B A S I N G*
@jbrown2751Ай бұрын
3:19 speaking of this they banned mewing at my school last year bc an article said it was a “sign of disrespect”
@GuestifiedVFX4 ай бұрын
My school banned all computer games and KZfaq because of distractions. They also banned the unblocked games too. So I wouldn’t be able to play on a computer when we got free time at the end of class. 😔
@skootergirl224 ай бұрын
How boring
@Neodx24 ай бұрын
isnt that every school
@xXJadeOnPawsXx3 ай бұрын
My school banned cool math games bc it didn’t actually have math games in it
@badmusicproducer_offical3 ай бұрын
going into guest mode undoes that on my school computer
@GuestifiedVFX3 ай бұрын
@@badmusicproducer_offical I’ve tried that, but my school is smart. They put up a very secure firewall only the IT guys can access
@Murderdronesbiggestfanlol3 ай бұрын
The school I used to go to recently banned muffins, because an entire trend went around where kids would start food fights with only muffins, this happened everywhere on school property, not just the cafeteria.
@bobdull31484 ай бұрын
No one literally smoked the Smarties. They just inhale and blow out the dust because it looks like cigarette smoke.
@MoonlightYt32 ай бұрын
A ball making a teacher have a miscarriage is crazy💀💀
@69TheOneWhoAsked2 ай бұрын
It.. it was the bat not the ball
@MoonlightYt32 ай бұрын
@@69TheOneWhoAsked oh
@moneerhussain56065 ай бұрын
inflatable costumes because 1 you cant see the face and they where "tripping hazards"
@dadolphinplayz3 ай бұрын
my primary school banned corn because kids would steal corn from fields and use it as currency to buy stuff from eachother
@JanSitelenLonijoamoli3 ай бұрын
Why did I read that as "porn"?
@somerandomguy-31023 ай бұрын
corn: the ideal currency
@Doomiser2 ай бұрын
My bad bro i was just picturing a frickin corn field next to the school 💀
@dadolphinplayz2 ай бұрын
@@Doomiser well you pictured it correctly lol
@stevefurrier9932Ай бұрын
That was so corny and Krafty😂😂😂😂
@Randomtomatobrawls5 ай бұрын
i love the “meheheheeeeee”
@missetat75894 ай бұрын
Where is it?
@Lingrove003 ай бұрын
@@missetat7589 at 5:40
@wtch-1tn3 ай бұрын
@@Lingrove00 and 1:57
@MrBookSkadoodle3 ай бұрын
No it’s “Mahaha-“
@RethProduvtions2 ай бұрын
More like "MWÆHÆHÆ"
@skootergirl224 ай бұрын
Guess the clapping ban was for students with sensitive hearing such as those with autism or PTSD anxiety, etc. heard they used jazz hands instead, the pog thing shows your age
@JiceCasino-xd8kw4 ай бұрын
Love how he pronounced "opaque"
@yourm8markas4 ай бұрын
Aupakei
@midiii_3 ай бұрын
@@yourm8markasthat translates to “its hard” help
@yourm8markas3 ай бұрын
@@midiii_ lmao
@Alph_From_Pikmin_33 ай бұрын
@@yourm8markas what's hard?
@yourm8markas3 ай бұрын
@@Alph_From_Pikmin_3 … 🤨
@G4m3syАй бұрын
1:11 i thought for a second that students cant have nuts 💀
@4st3r0id_0n_413 күн бұрын
I remember in 4th grade, everyone used to give out candy canes for Christmas and it was my turn to bring them in to the class and I said to my friend, “hey jake remember when I said to you that I wouldn’t bring candy canes for this? Well I didn’t.” I brought garden gnomes for everyone😂
@gyatttt11094 ай бұрын
this is genuinely probably one of the best channels i've seen in a while
@Glooperrz4 ай бұрын
watch Matt rose
@awaiizip4 ай бұрын
they are a matt rose clone
@Hollowed_Skully3 ай бұрын
@@awaiizipno he isn’t. LOOK AT HIS OTHER VIDEOS!-
@squirtleskil3 ай бұрын
@@awaiizipmost of ELEVENZ’s videos are not like Matt rose videos. as much as I absolutely LOVE Matt Rose’s videos he did not invent the idea of reading Reddit posts. Elevenz credited Matt Rose in the first 15 seconds of the video and is obviously not trying to steal content/
@Istealtoast3 ай бұрын
his shorts say otherwise
@kacpercepielik7653 ай бұрын
4:51 holy yap yappington
@emojijoyio6 күн бұрын
Holy yapamoly
@DuckiDrawzzStuff2 ай бұрын
Yo, the one with the guns, that’s just suburban America, man.
@AbnormalAbnorman3 ай бұрын
4:53 Well dang bro, if you didn't wanna read it you could have atleast left the rest on the screen so I could. I was enjoying that.
@conze30293 ай бұрын
Fr
@voidbite3 ай бұрын
I second this.
@harry38143 ай бұрын
Pause bruh
@I_seriouslydontcare4 ай бұрын
3:15 today during class my teacher had a talk about mewing and how apparently it's for mocking teachers I thought it was meant as rizz or something idk
@tl18824 ай бұрын
mewing is meant to give you a better jawline
@mateoalollari53923 ай бұрын
1:58 i love that laungh
@PiglikesgamezHD3 ай бұрын
I'll set that as a ringtone
@mateoalollari53923 ай бұрын
How do I do that
@KeruToLАй бұрын
@@PiglikesgamezHDhow do you do that?
@chanelmiller28874 күн бұрын
Yellow socks and neon pencils because our teacher claimed “ they’re so blinding and distracting”
@alineyoldi542814 күн бұрын
2:50 my school told us to wave our hands in the air to replace the noise clapping makes. i’m extremely surprised your school hasnt done that
@Ratwithasideoffrys2 ай бұрын
My school banned hats not because to take control or whatever.. because it’s disrespectful to the school… 🤦
@ldb452 ай бұрын
You forgot one thing, Matt’s signature, SKHUUUULLLLEMOJIIIIIII!!!!!
@thomasseamenacetoysgamesan1552 ай бұрын
He has the “MMMMMAAAAAÆHHHHAAAAÆÆÆ-“
@ldb452 ай бұрын
Not the same as the BOOTLEGSKHHHUUULLKLLEEEMMMOOOJJJIIIII ☠️@@thomasseamenacetoysgamesan155
@Itsamemarionumber124 күн бұрын
"horse ret baising" got me lol
@nightmares6264 ай бұрын
i didn't know they were showing off walmart discount bootleg matt rose stolen from wish
@MyGachaStudio3 ай бұрын
Huh?
@MrBookSkadoodle3 ай бұрын
Blud this isn’t his only content
@nightmares6263 ай бұрын
@@MrBookSkadoodle i know that.
@MrBookSkadoodle3 ай бұрын
@@nightmares626 then why did you say he was bootleg Matt rose?
@nightmares6263 ай бұрын
@@MrBookSkadoodle why can't i?
@Oreolord18 күн бұрын
My 4th grade teacher banned the whopper song because she would go home singing it..
@AsherDamkoehler20 күн бұрын
1:58 'BAHAHA' got me dead 😂😂
@RandoVr-gorrila9 күн бұрын
I know this is off topic but since you mentioned Bionicles it reminded me of one time when I used to have some of my dads toys and I had a lot of my dads bionicles and me and my friend were looking through them and he called bionicles rip off legos, THEY ARE NOT RIP OFF LEGOS!
@MaloryGrimes-em1rg2 ай бұрын
4:11 Oh my gosh we were doing that last week, I won
@Berthysd3 ай бұрын
Pov: you drank milk after eating taco (you're lactose intolerant) 0:41
@BlamGaming-pi7xm3 ай бұрын
my school banned the word skibid so now we say spaghetti but they banned that too
@LifeIsUpRnАй бұрын
I used to listen to Yeat for like the first 3 months at the beginning of this year. Mostly cause I wasn't talking to many people then so it was just a nice way to pass time. I mainly listened to "Breathe" and "If We Bring Rëal" then my school, maybe around November, only banned "Breathe" . Super weird considering how both songs aren't that family friendly but whatever.
@Melapurple3 ай бұрын
Me: BRO I'M NOT A FUCKING ITEM-
@gwackles2 ай бұрын
0:02 not my fault the balls are so easy to aim
@Mint_Slimy3 ай бұрын
2:46 you can't just skip past that comment
@StupidGuy11252 ай бұрын
It’s crazy how a one time fluke like the t ball miscarriage can ruin something forever.
@doodledoocgАй бұрын
my school banned lock nuts because people were using them to create balisongs
@CatroMatro22 күн бұрын
6:03 bro, what u doing down there
@kazzag721112 күн бұрын
Clapping when someone got an award "disrespectful"... HOW honestly my only guess is the namss and reasons disruption we had to twiddle our fingers nobody above 4th grade did it except teachers pets
@YesImFineАй бұрын
Sometimes I forget that KZfaqrs I watch can watch other KZfaqrs I watch
@BenAnimationsOfficial3 ай бұрын
8:42 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
@ThatFNaFFan19874 ай бұрын
Elevenz in his matt rose era
@PlusheezАй бұрын
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION🚨‼️🚨‼️🗣️‼️🚨‼️🚨
@AemonJackАй бұрын
If this man had a super hero name, he'd be mr. edgeable.
@LCS_KID.3 ай бұрын
Horse ret basing got mme💀
@Tierist3 ай бұрын
"and the best student award goes to bryan!!" all the other kids:
@isoceptic2 ай бұрын
uh oh guys, he's turning into matt rose
@TheOne_64 ай бұрын
My school banned footballs for about 2 months; though it was 3 years ago
@tylerketchum4 ай бұрын
anything funny happens* this guy: AAAAAA- AAAAAAA
@Equinox-t5iАй бұрын
my school banned saying the word "rizz" because it was too "weird"
@Da_outer1Ай бұрын
The way he laughed made me choke on some cereal
@Woopello3 ай бұрын
HORSE RET BASING?? 😭
@alineyoldi542814 күн бұрын
8:08 i think this problem was exactly what happened to me and The Library of Babel probably because of fear of me seeing swear words in there
@Berishnik_4 ай бұрын
we cant be in groups of more than 5
@FriedCuttlefish3 ай бұрын
Knowing you watch Matt Rose definitely earns you a sub from me
@Ice_Kem2 ай бұрын
Bro really said “Opakæ” 💀💀
@Nittle694203 ай бұрын
8:14 ferb I know what where gonna do today
@mostepicestrobloxgamercool4 ай бұрын
0:19 literally this school year kids were crushing smarties and snorting the dust
@Racecrft4 ай бұрын
Off
@Necoarc5564 ай бұрын
cocain
@KitKat290-zo6us19 күн бұрын
That is what i do :)
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....3 ай бұрын
0:27 several poeple at my school, i dont know how to do it but its quite interesting how it actually looks like and rises like smoke
@CrossOver-ih9kxАй бұрын
Mr. Buzzy, why are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....Ай бұрын
@@CrossOver-ih9kx no
@YourNormalProgram4 ай бұрын
6:09 Some thoughts are better left unspoken 🗿
@Wings_Incarnation2 ай бұрын
3:56 had me laughing
@defordelgaming4 ай бұрын
8:30 i wish i had the purple one so i could snap it and, you know...
@RaisingArrowsV2 ай бұрын
I would wear Black, green, and red 24/7 💀
@Aaron16752Ай бұрын
the person who says candy canes, i was one of them.
@KraputikPlayz102justnew2 ай бұрын
"corny is banned because 00000,1 precent of people is alergic to peanut i don't know why you can buy it if you go to the fourth class but i dont remeber how i took it when i was in the class 3 and yeah nothing more" my school banned item.
@pusheenFan1-rh8ms2 ай бұрын
my classmates would break the smarties and snort them like crack lol think thats worse
@e_DilbertАй бұрын
“Smashing them together”💀
@CoolArrow282 ай бұрын
What a knee slapper at 5:38 ! That one really got me dying right there!
@Hotdog_1234ytАй бұрын
my school baned hats because apparently they started wars
@virusapple662Ай бұрын
Guys matt Rose sounds weird
@KelOmoriBattlePass2 ай бұрын
my school banned goddamn CLANKERS. those balls- I mean spherical objects attracted to a rope and you just kinda make them collide with eachother, jojo reference btw. I saw two people with them and someone thought it would be a good idea to play with them during assembly. bro got JUMPED by the teachers.
@Baseballbruthas173 ай бұрын
My school doesn’t allow you to wear jackets (in class)
@A_Goose_YT13 сағат бұрын
elevenz is becoming Emkay alpha XD
@OrdinaryFPS4 ай бұрын
underrated
@Cococafe8113 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the pregnant teacher in the first comment
@tomyurch34483 ай бұрын
They shouldn't have banned the Sharpie game
@lcyVR3 ай бұрын
MATT ROSE VIEWERS OTHER THAN ME DO EXIST
@Poseidonyoyo3 ай бұрын
the first one was crazy
@HollowEarthBuddies14 күн бұрын
Just when i thought 11z couldn't get cooler, i find he's a Matt Rose fan
@NezukoKamado13._.29 күн бұрын
6:04 not the hand movement💀💀
@CrossOver-ih9kxАй бұрын
To the Migraine song person: I had it the other way around funny enough. Most of the stuff I listen to is pretty uncommon and I think I unblocked everything related to Hardcore Tano*C (Except the actual label). The only thing I got blocked was the UTAU wiki. (I blame Waltt).
@CrossOver-ih9kxАй бұрын
The school basically blocked anything on KZfaq that it didn't know and would unblock it the second it did without really checking what's in it. With website it's the other way around, with the exception it's...
@jahirfranco26973 ай бұрын
2:56 *_Ric Flair will remember that_*
@officialSimontetsuo26 күн бұрын
4:26 you Caught me mid-swallow of some milk and 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@atlas-lol-g2bАй бұрын
my school banned pokemon cards because they counted as toys??? THEY'RE DAMN CARDS and they werent active at recess bcz my school cared so much abt health
@princefrogyVR23 күн бұрын
my school banned my favorite song unravel also known as the tokyo ghoul opening
@Thirty_Five3 ай бұрын
"oh-paah-key"
@kongicorn3 ай бұрын
blud cant find any new topics so he has too pull a matt rose
@EliteLithuania18 күн бұрын
Intro is crazy 💀
@ilikekittiesOwO3 ай бұрын
Dude isn't afraid of demonetization
@ExzaktVid3 ай бұрын
“Is that, like, a normal thing in America” Yeah of course, you guys don’t eat them?
@JaeSwett2 ай бұрын
4:23 got me hard i nearly died 💀
@thatonedude-tf3vjАй бұрын
My school banned any socks that arent black or grey Like why? 😭
@RUGGYzoffical3 ай бұрын
My school banned nametags
@melissatremel1123Ай бұрын
My school banded hoodies for no reason
@bombglass25094 ай бұрын
1:05 bro how is that concerning, they hunt
@solomon66932 ай бұрын
Hunt for what kids at the school 💀
@KitKat290-zo6us19 күн бұрын
He is aussie, not american. I do not think they can own guns. And to @soloman6693 people in southern us states do jeep guns in their trucks for hunting. I know because i do too