Weirdest words your school has banned

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2 жыл бұрын

In my primary school you had to read books out in front of the class and I was often chastised for reading too quickly. "Matthew you're never going to get anywhere in life reading things out really fast for people.."

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@dryer1901 2 жыл бұрын

Schools should ban words in general. Instead, students should have to speak in interpretive dance

@FlurryPie0 2 жыл бұрын

*YES*

@coyotix 2 жыл бұрын

@elitecereal 2 жыл бұрын

I agree, lets start a protest.

@Fallwithme 2 жыл бұрын

@pastellastar I would just leave

@beth5627 2 жыл бұрын

have ye heard of Waldorf-Schools? These are german schools with stuff like that and I only know them because every one shits on them for sucking so much

@NameQ777 2 жыл бұрын

One of my teachers banned the word “can’t” because she wanted you to believe in yourself. It was a good idea on paper, but there were some weird situations.

@cat21860 2 жыл бұрын

I am not able to can go to your basketball game on Saturday, it’s my dad’s birthday.

@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 2 жыл бұрын

@@watchmychannelorelse OK, so 1+1 does equal 3.

@tylazermk8271 2 жыл бұрын

That's a bad idea on paper too, honestly.

@ShenDoodles 2 жыл бұрын

"You can't eat the sun." "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!"

@puredemon5926 2 жыл бұрын

"Henceforth, I am unable to can." If only this meme was around then.

@PaulGaming19 5 ай бұрын

My Primary school banned saying “Fortnite” because it “encourages gun violence”. Therefore, everyone started calling it “Two Weeks” instead.

@Sensist2011Cringe 4 ай бұрын

Lol get it? Because 2 weeks are a fortnight and it's a homophone of Fortnite

@SkyMurphy77 4 ай бұрын

My 5th grade teacher has banned two words in her class: Frick and Fortnite

@2-Way_Intersection 4 ай бұрын

@@SkyMurphy77that just sounds like thursday

@bencenagy5459 3 ай бұрын

Call of duty, Insurgency Sandstorm, Pubg and every other shooter ever:

@Sensist2011Cringe 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes Even Counter Strike: Global Offensive (CSGO)

@earthtofizz0619 Жыл бұрын

I have a different teacher on mondays and people(the boys in my class) kept saying “ your mom” and the teacher ended up banning it because it’s rude. They then resorted to saying “your cupboard” instead. I was called from the office and one of the boys picked up the phone, looked at me and said; “Your cupboard is here to pick you up”

@TheUniqueen999 9 ай бұрын

@MissShinyLemon 6 ай бұрын

Ok that's just hilarious XD

@autumndailyroblox 6 ай бұрын

My english teacher banned the word "slay" because it was silly.

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jellyplays100 3 ай бұрын

@@autumndailyroblox deserved

@schrodinger1374 2 жыл бұрын

Not a word, but most of my high school science teachers banned the phrase “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” because they got so sick of people bringing it up in biology. Edit: apparently some of y’all forgot that you can phrase the same information in different ways. “Mitochondria are organelles that provide energy to eukaryotic cells” we weren’t deprived of an education lol

@YourLocalAnonAccount 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao how ironic-

@mintw4241 2 жыл бұрын

The circle is complete

@lawrenceduan816 2 жыл бұрын

Haha the turns have tabled

@kutaka7570 2 жыл бұрын

@@lawrenceduan816 wat

@exodust3114 2 жыл бұрын

Then what is the mitochondria I ask you if not the powerhouse of the cell then what

@andreibaciu7518 2 жыл бұрын

This is actually teaching kids a valueable lesson for when they grow up. Censorship is arbitrary and serves no purpose but to make the authority feel better about themselves.

@anonymousfilipino3232 2 жыл бұрын

exactly. it has just only now occured to me however that this happens not just on Twitter, or the internet in general, but in REAL LIFE too? so stupid and ridiculous. get this: the teachers spend more time focusing on trivial things like banning random words, to make themselves FEEL like they're doing something productive, instead of actually using that same time to ACTUALLY do something productive.

@andreibaciu7518 2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousfilipino3232 yeah it's been happening irl since speech itself has been invented it's not new. The only sort of censorship that i understand is the commonly agreed kind. Like how we all agree not to say obscenities in public even though there's no written rule saying you shouldn't.

@namelessnightingale8991 2 жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

@ForeverHobbit 2 жыл бұрын

same kids that are promoting cancel culture on twitter? LOL they are part of the problem

@alexandermaresov4257 2 жыл бұрын

Not only. I've been a part of kids' sites as a kid, and I'm so glad swearwords were censored there.

@soupymilk1631 9 ай бұрын

My school banned the word "Pal" because one weird kid told our science teacher, "I'm eighteen, pal" and people wouldn't stop harassing him and calling him "Pal." I wasn't entirely opposed to the idea because, after all, the student was getting relentlessly bullied, but then people started referring to their friends as their "confidants," which was just such a weird choice of word.

@Sensist2011Cringe 4 ай бұрын

A confidant is actually another word for "friend"

@soupymilk1631 4 ай бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe I know, but the word "confidant" instead of friend or buddy or something? It's just so formal.

@TheBodyEuphoric 3 ай бұрын

they forming social links

@ThunderMouse1999 24 күн бұрын

I am thou, thou art I Thou hast acquired a new vow

@FieryPadawan 9 ай бұрын

My primary 7 teacher banned the word "hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" (Fear of long words, ironic huh?) because some kid had it and some of the boys world scream it at them until they cried 🔮

@2-Way_Intersection 4 ай бұрын

tbh thats fair

@geoffabbythomas7293 4 ай бұрын

1. HOW did I find a comment of someone with hipopototomonstroblahblahphobia here 2.honestly justified if I were him/her I would have probably tried to get it banned myself

@IDKjustS0mething 3 ай бұрын

How did they find out, if the boy who had it said it, then what did he expect, for no one to bully him?

@geoffabbythomas7293 3 ай бұрын

@@IDKjustS0mething they probably said a different long words saw he was scared and googled it back home

@2-Way_Intersection 3 ай бұрын

@@IDKjustS0mething ...yeah? bullying shouldnt be this given thing, my guy

@milster08 2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly a ban, but I’m pretty sure the word “quiche” was put on a “don’t bring this up in front of this class” list because some people insisted it was pronounced “kesha” and it caused a lot of arguements

@myboatforacar 2 жыл бұрын

Thought it was because of this joke "The beautiful waitress comes up to the table and asks if they are ready to order. Man looks up from the menu, smiles and says, 'Can you get me a quicky?' The waitress slaps the man in the face and stomps off. Man sits there in shock as the person in the next booth leans over. 'It's pronounced quiche'"

@invurret9533 2 жыл бұрын

I get pronouncing it "keche" but how do you get "kesha"? There is no reason to call it that.

@onyxstewart9587 2 жыл бұрын

When I was about 14 I got into a huge argument with my mum over how to pronounce quiche that resulted in her not speaking to me for days

@Mk41n 2 жыл бұрын

@@onyxstewart9587 you're supposed to pronounce it "keesh"

@digitalunity 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mk41n _Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!_ Had to be done

@Plasma476 2 жыл бұрын

My school banned the word “snitch” cause the snitches who snitched were getting called snitches, so they snitched about being called snitches. So the vice principal made it a profanity on school grounds lmao

@sAmukavIeira09 2 жыл бұрын

damn what a tongue twister

@tripplea_3338 2 жыл бұрын

This just broke my mind

@hollyhayes9640 2 жыл бұрын

I have 0% of an idea of what you just said. I Approve©. 😂

@planescaped 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I was in highschool right before social media took off and usage of the internet became ubiquitous and normal. The good ol' days. We had no banned words beyond the obvious, teachers weren't paranoid of memes and the internet and suffering from severe FOMO towards anything the students were up to. Really it was the best of times, we had the interwebs, but it was still just that thing nerds used. The rise of Facebook changed everything.

@PixEII 2 жыл бұрын

Why does this remind me of when “female dog” was banned from my school cause it means bitch in Spanish 💀

@Doomsdayanimashuns-ev6dp 9 ай бұрын

“Kowalski, analysis” was banned at my school because we said it every time we didn’t understand something

@metakirby 7 ай бұрын

Our history teacher banned the word ‘microwave’ because people kept shouting it out randomly. Someone said it and got a detention.

@deathsythelui 2 жыл бұрын

There's a great underlying truth here about censorship: rarely is it done to actually benefit the oppressed or marginalized, but is instead utilized by those in power to silence things they find bothersome and/or simply don't wish to understand.

@pajamas720 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes. Just dont let the media or twitter hear it or they'll be "cancelling" you to the end of time

@diegoxavier9107 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if I was an underpaid, underappreciated social worker who had to drill mathematic formulas into a group of pubescent children who screeched the word "legume" every couple minutes, I'd want to make them shut up, too

@christiancinnabars1402 2 жыл бұрын

Diego Xavier "underappreciated" I, too, go to work every day so I could be appreciated by everyone around me. And if I don't get my fix, then I _immediately_ go and take out my anger on children. 100%.

@ultimateninjaboi 2 жыл бұрын

@@christiancinnabars1402 i dont think you understand what "underappreciated," means in this context...

@Spartan322 2 жыл бұрын

@@ultimateninjaboi Nobody deserves to be appreciated for a job, that's not the point of a job, if you want appreciation, don't work for money, especially in regards to children. As an aside why the hell does anyone expect children, most especially young boys, to not be intentionally annoying, us men are especially well designed for this purpose, its a biological necessity made worse by the lack of activity in the classroom.

@YinYangWarrior1 2 жыл бұрын

Not a word, but eye rolling was banned at my middle school. It was added to the list of "violent actions", so you'd get the same level of punishment as getting into a fist fight for rolling your eyes.

@ragingcheese1444 2 жыл бұрын

Big bruh moment

@beano9503 2 жыл бұрын

VIOLENT ACTION????????????

@nijgaming410 2 жыл бұрын

If I went to that school I would literally just do it more often. I wonder how Mom with asked if I got detention for rolling my eyes

@nijgaming410 2 жыл бұрын

I don't feel like editing my last message speech-to-text is stupid

@YinYangWarrior1 2 жыл бұрын

@@beano9503 Yep. My school had this long list of "violent actions" that was set up after placing a zero-tolerance policy due to a fight that occurred. Spoilers: the "fight" that caused the policy was just two kids poking each other on their shoulders, non-stop, after being told to stop repeatedly. Then parents got involved somehow, and that leads to the stupid list being placed and strictly enforced. To be fair, half the list had stuff that you'd expect to be there, actual fighting, tripping and shoving with the intent to make someone fall hard, that sort of thing. But the other half of the list was just crap like swearing, rude and mocking gestures, things that aren't actually violent just... rude. And all but some of the most (actually) violent actions were met with the same level of punishment. The eye-rolling was what I remembered the most because I got detention for a week for rolling my eyes. Once. TL;DR The list was utter garbage and was only the tip of the iceberg as to why the middle school years were the worst of my childhood.

@laser90 8 ай бұрын

When I was in 8th grade, almost every kid in my class used to constantly "meow" in a high pitch, to disrupt the lesson. That resulted in "meow" turning into a schoolwide meme, and it was eventually banned because it was considered "disrespectful behaviour"

@RedWolf-kj5nr Ай бұрын

The word "womp womp" is banned in our school because everyone would yell it at the weirdest times and they are also yelling "womp womp" at teachers...

@Racecar-roaster 13 күн бұрын

Womp wo- oh... wait.

@glitterrkissess Күн бұрын

Good. That phrase has overstayed its welcome.

@Antifearn 2 жыл бұрын

Back in the day, my elementary school banned the word “underwear” because everyone was obsessed with that “what are you doing under there” trick where you respond with “under where?”, and the principal considered it to be bullying. We had to use “special undergarments” instead. (Edited for extra specific details. Thx for 3k likes!)

@001qpx 2 жыл бұрын

That joke... is so genius..

@raphielle. 2 жыл бұрын

@@001qpx It's not genius. It's been around literally forever.

@KestrelDC 2 жыл бұрын

It amazes me the weird ideas some people have about bullying and what it is. Like…. apparently friendly, playful jokes and puns that have no insults involved are just not ok lmao. These people seriously need to learn the difference between bullying and friendly banter/playful teasing. Especially since this is literally the tamest, most innocuous thing possible lmao.

@FiSH-iSH 2 жыл бұрын

my uncle tried to pull that one on me, but i accidentally avoided it out of having pavlov’d myself into avoiding such tricks as a young child

@Dexter2017 2 жыл бұрын

Ha! You said underwear!

@vulturesmusic1617 2 жыл бұрын

I remember a kid in Year 7 got the word “Romania” blocked on all computers, as he was Romanian and trying to show where the country was to someone else on Google maps. Consequently the teacher banned it as they weren’t doing work, but forgot to unban it.

@MisterFribble 2 жыл бұрын

I have this image in my head now of someone filling out a get-to-know-you where the question is "if you could go anywhere where would it be?" And being unable to answer it because you can't type Romania

@Pewie. 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in Romania

@jockeyfield1954 2 жыл бұрын

bruh, they stole the world romania from us

@georgiykireev9678 2 жыл бұрын

@@MisterFribble This would've been a problem if there was a single human on Earth that wanted to travel to Romania out of all countries

@carriegould7560 2 жыл бұрын

Will someone explain to my American ass what year 7 means?😅

@Scott_Sterlingisgoated 5 ай бұрын

My Middle School German teacher banned the word "Skibidi Toilet" but only for 8th Graders.

@Sensist2011Cringe 4 ай бұрын

They have to use "Skipping toilet"

@IDKjustS0mething 3 ай бұрын

LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@spongebobmusicuhg3420 2 ай бұрын

Good. We don't want any more Gen Alpha zombies.

@Sensist2011Cringe 2 ай бұрын

Clash of Clans "Heheheha" We sure don't need them just like Sensist2011

@Incineration72 15 күн бұрын

W teacher ngl

@AtheistPirate 11 ай бұрын

I was in middle school when Pokemon cards first hit the States. They were banned in a matter of months; not because teachers and staff hated them (or not just because of that), but because some kid smashed their head on the concrete while pretending to be a Flying type.

@hamburger7243 Ай бұрын

?????????

@wes7580 2 жыл бұрын

In elementary school, we collected and traded gel pens with weird inks like spiraling colors, glow in the dark, etc. One day, my group got caught trading pens instead of doing group work, and the teacher lost her cool and ended up banning pens. We all had to use pencils. It only lasted about a week until kids started using pens again. I don't think the teacher did anything about it because she probably realized how silly it was to ban pens at school.

@StrawberryMilk 2 жыл бұрын

I had a teacher ban mechanical pencils. He was also the same nutjob who called me stupid for getting a A- on a test.

@tealisbored 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo, why would they ban PENS??

@TheNamesArif 2 жыл бұрын

that's actually cool! I want a pen with cool colours too

@wibblywobblytimeywimeygender 2 жыл бұрын

No wait somebody else's school did this too? no way I thought mine was the only one who banned pens (and mechanical pencils)

@thatsexyganon5648 2 жыл бұрын

We weren't allowed to use pens for anything in my school, so I guess I kind of understand the reason. Doesn't make it any less silly though.

@Th3Sp0ng31 2 жыл бұрын

The story about the word "Christmas" being banned before December reminded me that around December a family friend's kid, who is still in school, had a lesson about inappropriate words. Just a few days later they were planning the Christmas assembly and the teacher said "we can now say the C word" obviously meaning Christmas. The kid proceeded to scream out a word that was not Christmas.

@Teuflisch. 2 жыл бұрын

Lemme guess at your Christmas party you call it "jesuss' Birthday"

@Th3Sp0ng31 2 жыл бұрын

That has never occurred to me

@SuperJman1111 2 жыл бұрын

How old was this kid?

@number1zonvip 2 жыл бұрын

that is amazing

@deletedOM 2 жыл бұрын

I would try so hard not to laugh

@dramatticuslol 10 ай бұрын

back in like 2021 my teacher banned the word "sus" and 'sussy" and stuff like that because these 2 kids did an animal research project but their animal was a red impostor

@beebsbeebs-gs9gu 22 күн бұрын

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME LOL

@ariaslack 14 күн бұрын

Pfffffft--- what the hell?! They did a project on Among Us fr?

@rmgexists 7 ай бұрын

WE COULDN'T SAY SKILL OR ISSUE BECAUSE OF "skill issue". So everytime we had a "skills check" or whatever we would have to call it a "competence check". Everytime the teachers had an issue with us, they would say "Problem" instead. Thats when me and my friends came up with competence issue. What a time that week was..

@HVY526 3 ай бұрын

COMPETENCE PROBLEM

@echoesofcrows 2 жыл бұрын

it's insane how so many schools do stuff like ban words and objects that are harmless to "deal with bullying" when they totally ignore ACTUAL bullying and threats... like yeah let's ban the word "croissant" but that senior punching that freshman is totally fine

@kinorris1709 2 жыл бұрын

The posters, don't forget the bullying posters. It's so important to have those posters up, despite them literally doing nothing to stop bullying.

@Fuji086 2 жыл бұрын

And _God_ _forbid_ the bullying victim stand up for themselves. They'll be treated _worse_ than the bully who'll get off scott free because their parents are the school's rich benefactors or something.

@19TheFallen 2 жыл бұрын

@@Fuji086 I remember turning around and decking this guy full on in the face in the middle of class one time......Prior to this, he and I rubbed off on each other wrong, and he used to bully me. Neither of us got in trouble, and nothing ever came of it, except for him coming to respect me after that, and wanting to be friends! The world works in mysterious ways.......

@TrafficConeOrange 2 жыл бұрын

@@19TheFallen At least he apologised, apologies work the best.

@tubester358 2 жыл бұрын

@@19TheFallen they do say men like to talk with their fists lol. Honestly, the only people I've ever fought in primary school were friends, and I haven't fought anyone since, now being a uni grad (maybe I should to make more friends)

@XxCastlegirl_07xX 2 жыл бұрын

At my middle school, we weren’t supposed to say the word “dice” because it was associated with gambling. We said “numerical rolling cubes” instead. Nobody actually followed or inforced this rule, but we joked about it all the time lol.

@swaggyfelix7243 2 жыл бұрын

Should’ve called them click clack math rocks 😔

@user-ry4ip9ps9x 2 жыл бұрын

Same in our school

@m-r-n 2 жыл бұрын

omg me too, ofc nobody followed that rule, it was just something that was on work sheets and stuff

@davidpaul6290 2 жыл бұрын

I used to roll the numerical rolling cubes, feel the fear in my enemie’s gelatin visual sensory spheres.

@realdonutking123 2 жыл бұрын

math rocks

@I_lovepotatoes 11 ай бұрын

Snitch and grass to stop people feeling bad for telling someone of it was later referred to as ‘the green stuff on the field’ and ‘the golden flying ball Harry Potter swallowed’

@bc1448 3 ай бұрын

One of my teachers banned the words “quandale dingle” because one kid said it so much that it was driving her insane

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

That's good, we don't want any brainrot

@ultimateninjaboi 2 жыл бұрын

I love how half of these are teachers being idiots trying to "stop," some kind of code word. And the other half are entirely reasonable "the kids wouldnt stop shouting 'pickle rick,' so i banned the phrase in my class."

@SuperJman1111 2 жыл бұрын

@e No one cares about your ip grabber bot

@ethanlam9072 2 жыл бұрын

PICKLE RICK

@CornHhh359 2 жыл бұрын

I’m tomato Rick

@joobtheboob 2 жыл бұрын

Morty, I turned myself into a Cucumber because the word Pickle is banned at your school! I'm Cucumber Rick!

@stage4-postawarenesslucidi963 2 жыл бұрын

Mouse eat a mouse

@dumdumdoogon1896 2 жыл бұрын

A kid at my school got screamed at for saying the word “rage”. She was laughing while being yelled at by the teacher

@shadowcatgamer2521 2 жыл бұрын

She brought out the rage in her teacher and then laughed at her work. The absolute power.

@echomikoart 2 жыл бұрын

She's fucking metal! I bet she earned an achievement for that.

@thedudeatthesea5727 2 жыл бұрын

this kid is gonna go places

@hollyhayes9640 2 жыл бұрын

*The English dictionary doesn't like this comment.* (😂)

@OtakuUnitedStudio 2 жыл бұрын

The irony

@Dr.STorch 5 ай бұрын

My school banned the word "Caprisun" because we had a school wide argument about whether they were a Juice box or a Juice pouch

@KeinaUndetermined 8 ай бұрын

My Christian school banned every superhero and fantasy creature, for example unicorns, superman, batman ect. One kid on pajama day was wearing a spiderman onesie and the principle told him to take it off. He cried and the reason why was because "Jesus Is the only one you should believe in"

@ConnorDoesGames2 22 күн бұрын

My old Christian school banned Pokémon because they evolved.

@montwashere 20 күн бұрын

@@ConnorDoesGames2 like i'm christian and just because pokemon evolved doesnt mean we evolved

@ConnorDoesGames2 20 күн бұрын

@@montwashere fr

@Racecar-roaster 13 күн бұрын

Ah yes. The only thing that exists in the universe is Jesus.

@ConnorDoesGames2 13 күн бұрын

@@montwashere even my mom thought it was stupid, and i live in a christian family.

@ef1876 2 жыл бұрын

My school banned the word button last year... apparently it was being used to (and this is a direct quote) “propagate bullying amongst pupils”. This did not in any way affect bullying, nor did it prevent people from saying the word button. What it _did_ do was start a school wide trend of a) using button as an insult, and b) bursting into fake tears as loudly and obnoxiously as possible in response. It annoyed the hell out of faculty but what were they gonna do? Ban it a second time?

@theoriginaldrdust 2 жыл бұрын

you’re a button

@somerandompatriotsfan4415 2 жыл бұрын

What?

@smorfmello6305 2 жыл бұрын

I guess you were pushing all the teachers’ buttons

@pixelpaw1725 2 жыл бұрын

I love this. I love this so much. XD

@jg6551 2 жыл бұрын

@@smorfmello6305 literally nobody asked, you button

@acelynn4166 5 ай бұрын

My middle school banned the word "Monkey".... It was because they finally figured out what term the word was used for. Didn't stop people from saying it by "accident" then acting like they forgot it was banned in a joking manner

@joshuaquinones9760 2 ай бұрын

Remember when Monkeys were animals and not an unfunny comedy word?

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

Gorilla: 😏

@TheUniqueen999 9 ай бұрын

My entire school district banned the phrase "Shut up", and our 5th and 6th grade teachers said to treat it like a curse word.

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

typical elementary school teachers

@TheUniqueen999 16 күн бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe that actually backfired and we said it all the time with little punishment lol

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

@@TheUniqueen999 lolol

@zinom4527 2 жыл бұрын

In elementary, the teachers decided to ban the phrase “according to my calculations” because the students would say it every time before they answered a question. Some teachers found the phrase offensive and thought the students were mocking them.

@BinglesP 2 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing they never put on Magic School Bus(it was “According to my research” but that’s really close)

@nothernstar2576 2 жыл бұрын

according to my calculations, this was quite a dumb move

@zinom4527 2 жыл бұрын

@@BinglesP A teacher put on the Magic School Bus for us in class once. Not sure what happened exactly, but when a classmate of mine asked for her to put it on again the next day she simply said, “I’m not supposed to.” That was a very sad day indeed.

@0BucketMask0 2 жыл бұрын

Kid: says big words in school Teacher: HOW CAN THIS BE? WHERE DID THEY LEARN THIS? IT HAS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY!

@zinom4527 2 жыл бұрын

@@0BucketMask0 PFFFT- I mean yeah, pretty much 💀

@owl2587 2 жыл бұрын

The boys in German class got “biscuit” banned because they would shout it at each other, in English, at random times in class. And this one, with good reason: I had a teacher whose last name was Daigel, and if the word bagel was even uttered in their classroom you had to bring them a bagel the next day or else it was a detention. Middle school was fun.

@joeda900 2 жыл бұрын

Alright that Daigel-Bagel stuff sounds hilarious

@onesadtech 2 жыл бұрын

That Daigel person is genius honestly, turned an annoyance into free bagels. 😂👌

@lunanote-cassettemeower 2 жыл бұрын

the second one is really funny since my dog is named Bagel, I would just bring in a picture of him to give to the teacher and say "there. a Bagel. ya happy?"

@Just_A_Skrungly_Animator 2 жыл бұрын

"Thy must bring Daigel a Bagel"

@randomnessunlimited6265 2 жыл бұрын

@Hi-tide gaming You don't?

@Milksogg 8 ай бұрын

My school banned the word “Chuck Norris” because people wouldn’t shut up about it 😭

@AvaTen 8 ай бұрын

My 2nd grade teacher banned the word “banana” bc two boys just WONT STOP SAYING IT (bc of minions) 🤦‍♀️

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

Bypass like this: Yellowberry

@squeaktheswan2007 2 жыл бұрын

I once went to a school that banned the word "hate" in hopes of encouraging students to be more positive. It sucked because the school had people screaming in the hallways, cockroaches in the rooms and rules so strict that it felt like some sort of saccharine prison. I hated it there.

@kystyldydog4190 2 жыл бұрын

Do elaborate, this sounds like an interesting story

@squeaktheswan2007 2 жыл бұрын

@@kystyldydog4190 Yeah, it was nuts. It was supposed to incorporate therapy and it was because I was misdiagnosed with some crap that I know this. They didn't allow students to date each other or see each other outside the school even though the oldest students were in their 20s because they didn't want students to hate each other when they went back to class. They also kept students during the summer and had 12 students of varying ages in each class. Even though they would award toys and stuff to kids that made it to higher ranks based off of behavior, most of the rules were so strict that nobody likes it there anyway. Like,, I knew one kid that kept "failing" because he refused to participate the swim classes. He only did this because his hair would get wet if he did. It sucked.

@Portoman1923 2 жыл бұрын

@@squeaktheswan2007 what the hell

@squeaktheswan2007 2 жыл бұрын

@@Portoman1923 Yeah, it was insane. It was a misdiagnosis, too, so I spent a year with those creeps for nothing. It still pisses me off.

@mitspeithetc 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds of a school that a friend in a discord server im in used to go to that had padded rooms and some other sus shit

@fayzandt9789 2 жыл бұрын

In elementary school, my teacher banned the word “potato” since everyday, some other friends and I brought potatoes to school and treated them as pets. We talked about the potatoes everyday, and when the word got banned, we started called them brown carrots.

@gneu1527 2 жыл бұрын

call them edible gold

@ibrasome4492 2 жыл бұрын

@@gneu1527 to be fair, gold itself is edible

@martabachynsky8545 2 жыл бұрын

"Dirt apples". That is the literal translation of the French "pomme de terre". Yeah, "terre" means "earth", but earth is another word for soil or dirt.

@feenik99 2 жыл бұрын

I wish all potatoes were carrots

@mackenzie7738 2 жыл бұрын

@@feenik99 i wish all carrots tasted like potatoes

@letmelivelifeinpeace 4 ай бұрын

In my school, since some kid cried when we said "skibidi" to him, if u say the word at all, you get a 30 minute detention, people ended up saying it to him more after that. Bullshit if you ask me.

@NxxtLife 4 ай бұрын

Heheheheeee

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

Just say "ski bidet" what could go wrong

@Azide_zx 2 ай бұрын

schools banning words will backfire every time. My school did a whole ass campaign against using the word "Retarded" for obvious reasons. "The new R word is Respect". "You're so respected", "Stop being so respected", etc. became a running joke from that point forward.

@nohbodhi1120 2 жыл бұрын

My school didnt ban words but my 7th grade science teacher did. He had 2 entire poster boards hanging on the wall with words that were banned. One day the entire class decided to we were only going to speak in banned words so he made all of us sit outside for the entire hour. One of my fondest memories

@beek.4860 2 жыл бұрын

What were the banned words? I am so intrigued.

@RaiVal_ 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah what are the banned words lol

@hatkid9368 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT WERE THE BANNED WORDS???? I NEED TO KNOW

@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 2 жыл бұрын

@@hatkid9368 I wouldn't be surprised that "Math is better" was banned.

@goodboi1725 2 жыл бұрын

@The Super Videogame Nerd MORE bro math is literally a part of science what are you on

@danifoxx7469 2 жыл бұрын

One of our grade 8 French assignments was reading a children’s book about a clown named zozo. The class became so obsessed that everyday people would literally be chanting about zozo, anytime someone misbehaved they would blame it on the fictional zozo. They treated the poor teacher so terribly she pretty much did nothing the rest of the semester. The word zozo was banned in her class only when it was my specific class of students. She retired that year and me and a friend made her a zozo cake

@SouthRails 2 жыл бұрын

The alpha version of Bozo 💀

@kystyldydog4190 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of fuckin super lapíz from Spanish class

@eilir_adron 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@frozerus 2 жыл бұрын

the fact zozo is a demon is so funny

@Zeke_R 2 жыл бұрын

Wait a damn minute….. My nickname is zozo!

@rumpelstiltskin1121 9 ай бұрын

once the word "onion" was banned because all the kids in my class wouldnt stop saying it weirdly like "uhn-yuhn", kinda french accented. I think i may have been the catalyst of this

@-.Willow_Dragon.- 2 ай бұрын

Ugh-nióhgn

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

@@-.Willow_Dragon.- the translation 💀

@-.Willow_Dragon.- 15 күн бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe HUH WHATS IT (computer can't translate)

@Sensist2011Cringe 15 күн бұрын

@@-.Willow_Dragon.- EGG DAUGHTER

@-.Willow_Dragon.- 15 күн бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe LOL WHAAAAAAT (ill insert eggs into u to make a daughter -smirking emoji-)

@Stepp_Playz 2 ай бұрын

In my country they sorta banned the word 'mother'. Now you're supposed to say 'parent who you came out of'. It's not like you cant say 'mother' on the streets anymore, but it says it in the laws.

@Quikily 2 жыл бұрын

I got banned from saying “plagiarism” in a class because the teacher was actively copying his lectures from Wikipedia while we were doing assignments.

@WarhawkTalon 2 жыл бұрын

Depending on how good the principal/school board was, this could have gotten interesting if you had kept saying it. How would he punish you without his plagiarism becoming known to his superiors?

@clown2657 2 жыл бұрын

Did u tell the principal

@FamusJamus 2 жыл бұрын

Would've been funny if he used a vandalised Wikipedia article by mistake. Now I think about it, vandalised Wikipedia articles should make for a good video.

@raebrogden 11 ай бұрын

At my school they've banned mostly anything to do w/ ATSV including the characters because children including myself kept saying them and kept passing notes around them in class. From 6th June and forever more if you caught saying or passing notes about ATSV, you were staying during break time for 5 minutes writing "I will not mention anything to do with Across the Spider-verse ever again and if I am caught doing it again my punishment will be 10 minutes". Yeah my school is tight.

@jayce377 9 ай бұрын

2:46 whoop straight to detention!

@Me_whenthe 2 жыл бұрын

One of my teachers banned the word "true" in all of her classes because whenever anybody said anything the boys in the back would say true. It eventually evolved to the boys saying true to other boys trues, and the teacher got so fed up she banned the word and if anyone said it they had to run a lap of the oval.

@weirdgenderfluidperson2269 2 жыл бұрын

Wait. If the teacher banned the word "true", does that mean you guys didn't do "true or false" questions in that class?

@Me_whenthe 2 жыл бұрын

@@weirdgenderfluidperson2269 yeah, we did have true and false questions in class, but were never allowed to call out the answers for them 💀

@TheTrueBrawler 2 жыл бұрын

@@Me_whenthe I'm surprised she didn't rewrite exams to turn them into "False or Not False" questions.

@elonmust6844 2 жыл бұрын

Affirmativs

@airraverstaz 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrueBrawler Isn't that a double negative?

@TheMandalorianPadawan 2 жыл бұрын

I was in a middle school German class and one of the characters in our textbook was named Eva Schmidt. One of the guys in my class insisted that one of his exes was named Eva Schmidt and the name became a bit of an inside joke among the kids in my class. In one of the audios we used for listening practice, this girl introduced herself saying, "Hallo, mein Name ist Eva Schmidt." One of the guys ripped the audio from the CD and, a week later, presented to our class his greatest achievement yet: a 1 hour loop of "mein Name ist Eva Schmidt." Eventually this obsession with Eva Schmidt got so crazy that our teacher purposely did not assign any assignments that included that character and she tried to ban the name for a week. The guys complied and did not speak the name inside the classroom, but outside the classroom, it was almost as if every female human on the planet was named Eva Schmidt because that's literally what they called everyone. So yeah, there's my story.

@Exlyyn_ 2 жыл бұрын

Hi! Long time no see! That’s a hilarious story btw!

@TheMandalorianPadawan 2 жыл бұрын

@@Exlyyn_ oh my gosh I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr I didn't expect to see you here!!!

@The0Stroy 2 жыл бұрын

To peev everyone even more - when they banned Eva Schmidt - change her surname to Braun and look as teachers loss their minds about nazis in school XD

@bearddethe2nd583 2 жыл бұрын

What's up with you two?🤨

@cabbage2329 2 жыл бұрын

@@bearddethe2nd583 Exlyyn_•? Yeah, that's actually Eva Schmidt. You didn't know?

@EnderGamerGirl 5 ай бұрын

I did have a dream where my school banned XDDCC. I am homeschooled and XDDCC was an option for Pomni’s name in TADC it didn’t mean anything

@Racecar-roaster 13 күн бұрын

Reminds me of that one dream where there was a limit to listen to a specific song because that song was controversial. Vicetone - Nevada in the cover art of Cash Cash - overtime if you are curious.

@apolyptic_cheese 10 ай бұрын

Not a word, but my school got “I like ya gut g” banned because everyone was slapping each other

@eyekandi 2 жыл бұрын

My school told us the word “eyeball” was a bad word. We were in preschool. It is still funny looking back on it. I don’t know what they were thinking.

@LeeM22 2 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing they were thinking, "what if we got all these preschoolers to say 'eyeball' instead of something actually bad?"

@rockhoggaming 2 жыл бұрын

i thought u said my school said eyeball was a bad word... i was just like "what the actual fk are these teachers rarted???" until i read L M's reply causing me to reread ur comment. lmfao i guess im the one thats rarted

@littletimelord2755 2 жыл бұрын

@@rockhoggaming ya misspelled maximum intelligence… twice

@itzsj7760 2 жыл бұрын

@@littletimelord2755 you*

@Jhu_-cz4nj 2 жыл бұрын

@@itzsj7760 *youre’

@isaakvandaalen3899 2 жыл бұрын

This is a great demonstration of how attempting to control people's speech will not actually stop them from saying what they wanna say, they'll just say it differently.

@nova-wo9lr Жыл бұрын

yeah it's the same for a lot of different things too

@TL_7Gaming Жыл бұрын

@@aaronzaharias9110 Or doesn’t, won’t, not going to do that, etc.

@stuckonaslide Жыл бұрын

schools are a prime example of how suppressing free speech just doesn't work.

@Anyting9OnTopGrrr Жыл бұрын

@@TL_7Gaming i doesnt do the work miss, its too hard

@TL_7Gaming Жыл бұрын

@@Anyting9OnTopGrrr Oof.

@psyduckrules 9 ай бұрын

2:37 My first thought of ‘MEEP’ was the pink guy from the show Phineas and Ferb. And before you judge me, I liked watching it purely for the ‘Perry the Platypus v.s. Dr. Doofenshmirtz’ subplots. And it’s got some good music.

@spongebobmusicuhg3420 2 ай бұрын

I thought of the Road runner

@candystxrm 7 ай бұрын

My school banned the word “Grapes” because a bunch of people screamed the Duck Song during assembly. I told the kids to use oranges instead. They did it, and then oranges were banned too, and i got suspended for “enhancing malicious behaviour.”

@theamonginator6737 Жыл бұрын

One of my greatest achievements was singlehandedly fuelling a schoolwide ban of the word "plonker"

@monkeydoespride Жыл бұрын

I'd love to hear more

@un_of_earth Жыл бұрын

Please elaborate

@galaxygorl Жыл бұрын

HOW?!

@Nat_the_Chicken Жыл бұрын

Idk guys, seems obvious to me how one would go about getting the word "plonker" banned

@sad_cheese67 Жыл бұрын

i still think about this please tell us more

@The_Unknown_Wanderer 2 жыл бұрын

My high school principal banned the word "petition" because a petition started and spread to the whole school for ending the yearly projects we had because it was negatively affecting students' health and driving some to contemplate or attempt s-cide. So rather than address the fact the yearly projects were hurting everyone's health, they just banned us from saying the word "petition" or starting one. They even pulled everyone that signed it aside one by one to try and figure out who started it. Those that did know, never snitched.

@mandon7661 2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s… really fucked ip Edit: aw shit

@The_Unknown_Wanderer 2 жыл бұрын

@@mandon7661 he was eventually replaced right before my senior year. And while the new lady wasn't the greatest, she was at least and improvement.

@havanadaurcy1321 2 жыл бұрын

Snitching can save lives.

@The_Unknown_Wanderer 2 жыл бұрын

@@havanadaurcy1321 snitching would have harmed those students trying to put a stop to something that was hurting us all.

@NoriMori1992 2 жыл бұрын

Wtf, that's some Professor Umbridge shit right there.

@I_am_bubble- 8 ай бұрын

"TOAST!" *has WW1 flashbacks*

@sadie.kate..lawdie..frankie 7 күн бұрын

when i was in preschool, everyone was banned from saying “what the!?” out of surprise. no following word, just “what the”. whenever someone would say it, the teacher would say “hey, we don’t say that here!” and it was scary at the time, but now it just seems stupid lol.

@samstuff499 2 жыл бұрын

My brother said one of the 3rd grade classes banned the word “stuff” because it was lazy. It was one of a few words in the “word graveyard” where lazy words were banished. You wouldn’t like go to detention, but the teachers dod seem a little annoyed.

@ralexis5657 2 жыл бұрын

In my old school we couldn’t say “thing”

@Beanie26 2 жыл бұрын

in my eight grade ela class we were not supposed to use traits like "good" "bad" "angry" ect. becasue they were not "strong descriptors"

@rileylittleraven 2 жыл бұрын

In middle school, we weren't allowed to use "stuff" in any kind of essay, paper, etc because it was considered lazy, but also uncultured/uneducated, or something to that effect. "Things" was where the bar was set for acceptable replacements. I don't think it extended to speaking aloud, unless it was something written first. Honestly, what was far more "uneducated" of them was thinking preteens should be given a taste of how the picking part of The Lottery by Shirley Jackson would feel like irl...the kid who got the black dot freaked out in terror, because of *course* he did.

@liamtgreat 2 жыл бұрын

But ur name

@simmirros 2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thing

@rowan404 2 жыл бұрын

In middle school, one of my teachers banned "blue whale" because we kept talking about that app that was making people commit suicide and it wasn't a "school-appropriate" conversation topic. Also, the word "nyeh" was banned because some of us tried to make it into a language and one of the teachers complained that we sounded like dogs barking at each other. Unfortunately, though, this led to me referring to it as "the n-word" in front of my mom, and she was horrified that I wanted to say _the n-word._ Edit: A lot of people were asking me to teach them the Nyeh language, so I explained it in a reply.

@waffler-yz3gw 2 жыл бұрын

teach me the nyeh language please

@TheRealSuperKirby 2 жыл бұрын

Papyrus was the inventor of the nyeh language

@hourshandhacker4194 2 жыл бұрын

"Nyeh" means no in most slavic languages

@girlbuu9403 2 жыл бұрын

I read that as "she was horrified you couldn't say the n-word" Based mom.

@indigowendigo8165 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, the blue whale thing is understandable but the nyeh one is just retarded like most of these. :p

@tibetanquail3828 8 ай бұрын

In my old school, there was a student who did not like the word "Call Of Duty" and would often overreact when anyone says it. Also, when other students says any words that references Call Of Duty, such as "Ghost", "DMZ", "Warzone", the student will immediately run to the toilets and cry extremely loudly, just like a session of Warzone. Eventually, the teachers decided to ban students from saying " Call Of Duty" or anything related.

@shabeerahmad9898 7 ай бұрын

He's a stupid little idiotic loser imbecilic crybaby

@IDKjustS0mething 3 ай бұрын

Bruh

@Spice_pie 3 ай бұрын

In year 6, the teacher next door banned the word ‘LOL’ as everyone kept shouting it😂

@dragicmagic9870 2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly the same thing, but in my school, our writing teacher had a list of "banned words" that she didn't want us to overuse in our writing. Words included "good," "great," "thing," "stuff," "nice," etc. It was funny because we tried to use those words as much as possible in casual conversation. My friend grabbed a bunch of pencils and said "these things are nice" and we thought it was the funniest thing

@terrotorotbart8319 2 жыл бұрын

Same. On our list was "fun, said, then (only use once!), scary" and one other... All year the teacher got us to behave by threatening to put "good" up there too.

@raij465 2 жыл бұрын

Banning overused and non-descriptive words in writing is good teaching. But in regular speech, it’s controlling.

@terrotorotbart8319 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Got to agree with you with that.

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 жыл бұрын

@@raij465 no it isn't, if you actually want to be a writer then at the very least you shouldn't use fancy words to describe speech, it should come across in the speech itself

@mozzfio 2 жыл бұрын

great stuff, nice thinking

@enliven3179 Жыл бұрын

The word Peter Griffin was banned in my class, we now refer to him as "He who shall not be named"

@IApologiseForQuitting.213 Жыл бұрын

YES

@Oweblow Жыл бұрын

Voldemort?

@enliven3179 Жыл бұрын

In my LA class me and my friends would write about Peter Griffin every day until our teacher eventually got so sick of it she stopped the class to have a discussion about it and banned it

@themememaster6775 Жыл бұрын

”This is even worse than that time my name got banned in a class!”

@shannon2499 Жыл бұрын

wait until a school bans the name of a south par character

@jakefromstatefarm6036 Ай бұрын

My teacher banned the word "stegosaurus" because me and 6 other kids randomly started screaming "STEGOSAURUS" They also banned the word "flip flop" because a kid wore flip flops every day of School and we called him "flip flop" Finally, they banned the word "angry birds" because too many kids in my class was playing it and said "angry bird" when they beat a level

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

How to bypass these bans: Stegosaurus - Spiked dino Flip flop - Shoes you flip in Angry birds - Mad feather creatures

@jakefromstatefarm6036 16 күн бұрын

Omg i actually did this and it got banned after 1 hour😭

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

@@jakefromstatefarm6036 💀

@jakefromstatefarm6036 16 күн бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe AN HOUR HOW THOUGH💀💀💀

@Sensist2011Cringe 15 күн бұрын

@@jakefromstatefarm6036 YEAH 💀💀💀💀

@cameronpottle5409 10 ай бұрын

During some down time in tenth grade biology I had a conversation with my friend about Bear Grylls. Just a quiet conversation. Just once. Idk why but the teacher was so upset about it we weren’t allowed to talk about him anymore

@thewatcher9237 2 жыл бұрын

'Roasted' was also banned in my school, causing people to switch to 'Sautéed', 'Stewed' and other cooking related words. Very fun times.

@UltraVioletLite 2 жыл бұрын

"Bro just got cooked" "Aboslutely boiled"

@pillowmint4622 2 жыл бұрын

that actually makes it funnier since the term "roasted" is a bit overused, so I'mma give this one to the teachers.

@TheRealSuperKirby 2 жыл бұрын

@@UltraVioletLite totally grilled.

@d.zzycosmos 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealSuperKirby completely stir-fried.

@me-dc8pj 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining some random 11 year old going "omg bro you just got SAUTÉED" and it's the funniest thing ever

@oliviapoopedherpants7341 2 жыл бұрын

Back when James Charles was popular the kids in my class called each other “sister” so much the teacher had to ban the word. So we had to refer to our actual sister as our “mother’s daughter”

@vibaj16 2 жыл бұрын

"female sibling"

@notenoughmemes1847 Жыл бұрын

Makes sense, james charles is a bit of a twit

@YourNeighbourhoodPreppy 6 ай бұрын

They banned the word Fortnite in my 4th grade class because kids would scream at each other saying “FORTNITE SUCKS” or “FORTNITE RULES” before class started

@HyperSF2 Жыл бұрын

At my school, it was banned to say “squid game” so we called it “octopus activities” and that was banned too. Edit: hate to be this person but OMFG THANKS FOR THE LIKES.

@Mutt_the_Mayan Жыл бұрын

I would've called it squod gime

@SuperMar-ik5mp Жыл бұрын

yknow what? call it “fish with tentacles tournament” 💀💀💀

@SuperMar-ik5mp Жыл бұрын

that was probably one of the best ideas ive had on youtube 💀

@danolantern6030 Жыл бұрын

Cephalopod Contest

@RosemaryTheFloran Жыл бұрын

SPLAT-OON! chant it like the E3 2014 trailer

@TheDestructiveGiant 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who went to special needs schools I can tell you this is nothing compared to the batshit insane language policing that goes on in those places. My favorites were not being allowed to mention slenderman or shrek.

@scribbledcelary680 2 жыл бұрын

How dare they not allow the holy name of shrek be mentioned.

@OblivionKnight76 2 жыл бұрын

@@scribbledcelary680 Heathens

@hollyhayes9640 2 жыл бұрын

*Shrek disliked that.*

@scorseve 2 жыл бұрын

@@hollyhayes9640 everyone disliked that

@cat21860 2 жыл бұрын

Blasphemous! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!

@loganbrienleem667 3 ай бұрын

My middle school banned the “Andy’s coming” phrase because kids would just drop in the middle of the of the hallway and no one could get to class and people kept hitting their heads on lockers

@pigeondriver45 5 ай бұрын

Our teacher banned the word "fart" cause she wanted seriousness in her class in 5th grade back in the day

@Two_Teapod 5 ай бұрын

how low does someone's humour has to be to use "fart" in a joke lmao

@Dumb_Killjoy 10 күн бұрын

@@Two_Teapod 5th grade

@Two_Teapod 10 күн бұрын

@@Dumb_Killjoy aaaaaaah

@josephschubert6561 2 жыл бұрын

I like how most of the reasons for banning the words were because students were being disruptive with them. So instead of punishing the children for obnoxious behavior, you just make them be obnoxious with a different word.

@SuperJman1111 2 жыл бұрын

A dfferent, and probably more annoying word

@typicallyusual6984 2 жыл бұрын

Or alternatively, just suck it up and deal with it like a grownup because kids are always going to find ways to be obnoxious. (As long as it isn’t bullying another kid ofc. Banning toast because it made that girl cry is the only one among these that was acceptable.)

@kenshiro1719 2 жыл бұрын

@@typicallyusual6984 SUcK It UP oh boy I wish you never become a parent

@nexgeo1 2 жыл бұрын

My school banned the word "Cocomelon" for the class because we all shouted it out after our transition bell. The transition bell sounded like the Cocomelon intro. Basically our English teacher was the one who caused that, and basically she considered it "inappropriate for school" and "distracting" for some reason. Like the entire class would say it. *One edit: They only banned the word generally. They still let us watch cocomelon during lunchtime/breakfast lmfao*

@zoyadulzura7490 2 жыл бұрын

That's adorable. Kids coming up with silly little stuff like that helps fight against the drudgery of a school run by humorless adults.

@weirdgenderfluidperson2269 2 жыл бұрын

@Earth ball 🌎 That's sad. No one was able to say "Hello" to Owen.

@justanocto 2 жыл бұрын

my school did something similar, tho i don't know if the word was banned or not because people just stopped saying it eventually and I didn't look into it. i wonder if we go to the same school

@nexgeo1 2 жыл бұрын

@Earth ball 🌎 lmfao i feel bad for the owen whos probably gonna get into your school

@nexgeo1 2 жыл бұрын

@@justanocto that was the exact same for my school wth?!?!

@tiredlatte0857 Ай бұрын

i havent heard of any banned words in my school, but our band teacher had a list of songs we werent allowed to play or we would get written up (she never did write anyone up) the songs were: - megalovania - crazy frog - the corn song - careless whisper - sax to the max i think the band teacher this year is working on a list for next year actually. im going to learn every song on that list to spite her.

@brianrobinson3160 6 ай бұрын

I remember back in high school a friend of mine said Snitch and the teacher banned it. I asked the teacher if it was in the dictionary and she said it wasn't. I looked in the dictionary and found. I've proven the teacher wrong that time.

@Elli0t_26 2 жыл бұрын

My school had the word "clown" banned back in that weird time period where people would dress as clowns and linger in the woods and such. It was said to be "scaring kids" so they completely banned any mentions of clowns or media involving it. My one teacher played a goosebumps movie on Halloween and had to make us absolutely swear that we wouldn't rat on him, since it featured a clown.

@liyfee 2 жыл бұрын

@@Decayinganomalies wrong comment

@tacothedank 2 жыл бұрын

@@liyfee lmao

@pearloyu2928 2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHHAHA

@neztech. 2 жыл бұрын

same thing happened in my middle school at the time but we just referred to them as "circus animals"

@evanreloadingbazookagaming1699 2 жыл бұрын

Loved that teacher bro

@peppermintpilk 2 жыл бұрын

My school’s mascot was a tiger, and yet tigers were banned from being looked up on the internet for wallpapers on our chromebooks! Heck, our OWN BAND’S WEBSITE was banned! Those were strange times

@secondBAR 2 жыл бұрын

The Tony the Tiger porn was too much for the school to handle

@girlbuu9403 2 жыл бұрын

@@secondBAR "None of you are free of sin" ~Tony the Tiger, 2014

@FlurryPie0 2 жыл бұрын

@@girlbuu9403 Lol

@woobgamer5210 2 жыл бұрын

reminds me how for the NVQ Music Practioners grading, our teacher uploaded videos onto KZfaq of our performances KZfaq was a blocked site on the school's network until my last year of secondary, preventing us from even looking at our performances on school computers

@miraculousgacha9888 8 күн бұрын

In my school me and my classmates used the word "Jambalaya" as a code word for the S word and it got banned somehow so we changed it to "Chirag" That was banned too

@comsy 14 күн бұрын

my teacher banned the words 'tree' and 'tall' because people keep yelling about some kid being tall in our class(and was calling him a tree)

@estrellamew8831 2 жыл бұрын

my mother banned my siblings and I from saying the phrase, "this says a lot about our society" because apparently our social commentary was too much for her

@yeetyeetboi5974 2 жыл бұрын

This says a lot about society

@aguyonasiteontheinternet578 2 жыл бұрын

karen moms can’t handle being dumber than her sons/daughters anyways

@ImaginaryAlchemist 2 жыл бұрын

We really do live in a society

@mydearestthomas8594 2 жыл бұрын

What a society to live in

@pinkdiamond1847 2 жыл бұрын

We live in a society

@digitalunity 2 жыл бұрын

The only word related experience I recall is that two of my classmates were talking about getting hot flashes as in the medical concept, but our Spanish teacher must've had some pretty low views of all of us because her assumption was hot flashes as in seeing people expose themselves, and they're hot... That was a hell of thing to hear her freak out and then the two students were like "Yeah? What are you on?"

@memez_r_life6692 2 жыл бұрын

I read hot flashes and immediately assumed it was about post-PMS, not about people being provocative. Just how?

@stage4-postawarenesslucidi963 2 жыл бұрын

What is that?

@memez_r_life6692 2 жыл бұрын

@dsfasf I know, I was just saying that it's odd to immediately assume people had the horny when talking about hot flashes.

@GuyFromJupiter 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you just blow in from stupid town?"

@theoldproject7394 2 жыл бұрын

spanish chicks are very provacative during there 20s so those words would have meant something else for her entirely.

@flowersherbet 6 күн бұрын

during a school trip, one of my teachers banned the phrase "stop it adeline!1!1!!" because the phrase was an inside joke my classmates made from another classmate, and now we couldn't say it because it was categorised as "bullying." man i sure do love my school

@SlobbyLobster--RealDeal 14 күн бұрын

One of my teachers banned the word "suck" because of the sexual undertones around it. If you ever said "this sucks" or "I suck at this" it ranges from warnings to stepping outside the classroom.

@Klabbity_Kloots 2 жыл бұрын

The school computers banned the word "proxy" as a search term to the point of not being able to search it up on Google Dictionary. This made it quite difficult when we were learning about proxy wars in history class.

@floppavevo5920 2 жыл бұрын

Why did they ban it? That's an incredibly odd thing to ban.

@vladnuke 2 жыл бұрын

@@floppavevo5920 back before smartphones came preloaded with 1000000+ games to play, kids would use crappy free proxy sites to override the school’s banned website list to go on flash game websites instead of doing whatever they were supposed to do in the computer room

@jasonstarrising 2 жыл бұрын

@@vladnuke I still do that

@michaelturk7237 2 жыл бұрын

@@vladnuke 'Memba hopping onto also-ran Flash sites because they always banned Miniclip and Kongregate? I 'memba.

@theairisamagician830 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelturk7237 remembet vs memba which is better

@weepingkoopa2862 Жыл бұрын

My teacher banned the word "Sorry" cause she thought people were using it as an excuse to get away with stuff. That rule only lasted one semester. I think it's cause we all this one girl who was very prone to apologizing started saying, "Sorry. I mean not sorry"

@weepingkoopa2862 Жыл бұрын

Also, this same teacher forbade corrections after I corrected this one kid when he confused canopy(top layer of a forest) with Caterpie from Pokemon.

@SpaceWafflerYT Жыл бұрын

"oops fuck you"

@cash_.. Жыл бұрын

worse than mines💀

@palmberry5576 Жыл бұрын

@@weepingkoopa2862what grade was this lmao

@wypmangames Жыл бұрын

@@weepingkoopa2862 this is something you can and should by all means use against the teacher when he/she tries to correct anyone on anything

@555.kitkat 3 ай бұрын

my school didn't ban words, they banned bringing water to PE.. WHAT???

@Sensist2011Cringe 16 күн бұрын

just bring pepsi

@555.kitkat 11 күн бұрын

@@Sensist2011Cringe good idea

@lllllllllllllllllllllllllIllI 9 күн бұрын

Coconut wa-.. Inner fluids? While I don't know if it's true, supposedly pepsi ain't that much hydrating, while coconut liquids I know are more hydrating than water

@Sensist2011Cringe 9 күн бұрын

@@lllllllllllllllllllllllllIllI 🤓

@Sensist2011Cringe 9 күн бұрын

@@555.kitkat Dont listen to the nerd below your reply.

@kacper1746 14 күн бұрын

My school had once banned "Easy" because everyone said it on a maths sheet and one would always think it was hard.We werent aloud so say "ROASTEEDDDD" so we said "KOASTEDDD"💀💀

@spectralumbra1568 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when that jelly bracelet ban happened pretty much everywhere because teachers thought wearing colorful pastel jewelry was somehow done to show gang allegiances/advertise sexual desires/advertise the types of drugs kids were looking to buy. Of course none of this was true. A lot of the time they were a popular item to give away for supporting a charity event. Including a charity that was run by my school. My school literally gave out jelly bracelets for a charity event and then said students weren't allowed to wear them because it promoted gang violence, like come on.

@flameofmage1099 2 жыл бұрын

How old were you?

@chloesibilla8199 2 жыл бұрын

1. That sounds like THEY were the ones with dirty minds 2. That sounds like it would just give kids ideas

@Frick8375 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that school was run by a bunch of morons

@0BucketMask0 2 жыл бұрын

They've said this about literally every bracelet collecting fad that's ever happened, all the way back to the 90s and further. Apparently kids arent allowed to wear nice things for no reason.

@gentrydean3789 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. Just WOW. Way to see the worst in everyone with I assume no evidence whatsoever.

@SillyAthena 2 жыл бұрын

In my elementary school saying “I swear” was considered bad so most of the people who said it would go to detention or be written up. Not really sure why but okay? 🤷

@Spongyboi897 2 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of the time that a kid told the teacher on me because I "swore", even though all I just said was "BEEP!" I was later sent to an empty classroom with a teacher in it, the said teacher gave me a book saying that I should use the "curse" words from SpongeBob instead of actually cursing.

@minecraftgamer99999 2 жыл бұрын

My school banned the word love

@galaxyskeleton 2 жыл бұрын

@@minecraftgamer99999 WOW

@Thumbtoe23 2 жыл бұрын

@@Spongyboi897 "YOU LITTLE 🐬"

@plant2188 2 жыл бұрын

@@Spongyboi897 this reminds me of a time in 1st grade, where I called a book stupid. It was a little kids book. Some kid told on me and I was actually crying when the teacher scolded me.

@MoonShoes69 5 ай бұрын

Because of my friends, the school is (unsuccessfully)trying to ban: “slay,” “ye,” “spinkles”(not “sprinkles”), and “lasagna”(“la-sag-na”)

@P4wsforL1f3 3 ай бұрын

My school banned the games tug of war and red light green light because it became popular after squid game came around and people would pretend to be the doll. They also kind of banned "your mum" and "baldi" a few days ago because people think its cool to make fun of peoples mums and a kid in class always called this boy BALDI. After that you'd lose 5 minutes of break. In December somebody told the teacher what gyatt meant. We were all losing break and lunch break after that. They also banned wearing your own pants or jacket at P.E.

@SeerIncYT 2 жыл бұрын

i did an art club with some guy who had an obsession with pointing out everything around him was flammable. the word "bomb" was banned in three weeks- the final straw was him telling us about how to make a bomb out of bananas update: we're still very good friends. he was actually the coolest person in that club tbh.

@beek.4860 2 жыл бұрын

So, how DO you make a bomb out of bananas?

@SeerIncYT 2 жыл бұрын

@@beek.4860 something to do with the potassium being reactive? he never really got to finish unfortunately, but he has various other methods of making bombs with everyday items for an affordable price

@lagsov5102 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like everyone has the demolitions expert friend

@iamgod4174 2 жыл бұрын

@@SeerIncYT nah but why did he wanna make bombs

@SeerIncYT 2 жыл бұрын

@@iamgod4174 science is his speciality and honestly i think he just wanted to tell everyone cool science facts with a 5 minute craft twist

@Annamations3110 2 жыл бұрын

Our school banned the word "Branden" cause it apparently influenced "lets go Branden" stuff, funniest part is, the kid named Branden started going by "Biden". It was so funny at the time (until they banned talking about politics)

@agent_sus3273 2 жыл бұрын

Banning a name? Sounds like they didn’t think that one through.

@rob3rtbigtoegaming431 2 жыл бұрын

@@agent_sus3273 agreed

@beanmann000 2 жыл бұрын

They could’ve just banned the phrase instead?

@AlexRodriguez0407 2 жыл бұрын

It's like the universe bends around that kid just so no one can say his name

@applesplashwarriorcats8339 2 жыл бұрын

What did people call him after Biden? lol

@psyduckrules 9 ай бұрын

2:30 I was literally just reading this, and when I saw ‘deadlines’, I mistakenly thought it said ‘deadliness’ for some reason.