Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

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7 жыл бұрын

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
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CAST
Mike Trapp
Grant O'Brien
Ally Beardsley
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Dawson Taylor
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Production Designer - Rick Mader
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal- Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Production Intern - Kristie Lee
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan A. Kelly
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol

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@dropout
@dropout 4 жыл бұрын
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@maum46
@maum46 4 жыл бұрын
This is caring about your old videos. Good job CH
@sabbirahmed273
@sabbirahmed273 3 жыл бұрын
Back to the future You Marty and to see Future
@sabbirahmed273
@sabbirahmed273 3 жыл бұрын
How many people Marty and the kids will to do that are you doing today
@dougopfar3331
@dougopfar3331 4 жыл бұрын
“Stare vacantly into our fridge to see if you can find the thing that will finally fill that empty part inside of you,” Too close to home.
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 4 жыл бұрын
Me litteraly last night at 11 pm: Let's see, mayonnaise sandwich or shredded cheese? How about both
@taurxevc1725
@taurxevc1725 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if I stare into my fridge enough I'll find my self-esteem.
@alexralph6024
@alexralph6024 4 жыл бұрын
Convinced the dislikes are just people this punched in the face with realism
@BlackCover95
@BlackCover95 4 жыл бұрын
Krispy Bak0n You’re mistaking that with likes.
@Lorraine46
@Lorraine46 4 жыл бұрын
me at twelve pm cutting up pickles with the jar lid and putting it between to slices of american cheese like a sandwitch
@madeleine6866
@madeleine6866 7 жыл бұрын
Oh dear lord, this is a bit too real actually.
@koreet2692
@koreet2692 7 жыл бұрын
Madeleine PH right! Lol I'm doing this now.
@carlosapiang8256
@carlosapiang8256 7 жыл бұрын
That's all I was thinking when watching it... yep... 'sigh'
@bluesdjben
@bluesdjben 7 жыл бұрын
One of their most perfectly on the nose sketches in quite a while. I also like Boredagains, where having a snack every 40 minutes helps you make up for the fact that your coworkers are dull as can be and you have absolutely no social life.
@t.c.5621
@t.c.5621 7 жыл бұрын
i kinda want this to be a real thing that you can go to
@Sammyyaam
@Sammyyaam 7 жыл бұрын
I literally wander around the kitchen looking for something to balance the last thing I ate. Eating chips? Now I need cookies. Now I need fruit because I actually believe it will cancel the last two unhealthy things I ate. Now I need juice to wash it down. Nevermind I haven't had water today. I should drink water instead... That was unsatisfying going back to juice. Okay I'm good. *15 minutes later* I'm hungry again!
@2015Drama
@2015Drama 4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I actually kind of want this to be a real restaurant?
@kellyphillips9743
@kellyphillips9743 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want I need
@4444Ferris
@4444Ferris 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure... Even though this is one of their jokes based in nihilism, is not that bad of an idea
@blaiseavey4090
@blaiseavey4090 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s basically food from RiteAid 💀
@linuscunttips
@linuscunttips 4 жыл бұрын
No it is not bad I want it to
@ren.67
@ren.67 4 жыл бұрын
Buffet
@l.w.3184
@l.w.3184 4 жыл бұрын
“We must stop eating!” Cried toad as he ate another
@irongirltoni
@irongirltoni 4 жыл бұрын
I loved those books
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 4 жыл бұрын
Like the Mario toads? Are they cannibalistic?
@wix118
@wix118 4 жыл бұрын
Will power!
@chocorocky5705
@chocorocky5705 4 жыл бұрын
@@BigT.Larrity No, it's a line from the children's book Frog and Toad.
@tabithalehnert5873
@tabithalehnert5873 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Whitehawk yes! I love those books, and that quote applies perfectly to this video
@twinkletopsable
@twinkletopsable 7 жыл бұрын
its just an endless cycle of craving something sweet then salty then sweet then salty
@Eeter26
@Eeter26 7 жыл бұрын
Then sweet then salty then sweet then salty then sweet then salty then sweet then salty
@bluestar8779
@bluestar8779 7 жыл бұрын
Then creamy
@drakeaciago6491
@drakeaciago6491 7 жыл бұрын
then crunchy
@martijnslegers7523
@martijnslegers7523 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty sweet!
@aubriem1944
@aubriem1944 7 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it....
@King-rw2ip
@King-rw2ip 6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: *THIS ISN'T A SKIT*
@youtubeguy415
@youtubeguy415 5 жыл бұрын
O-O
@plantlibrarian2845
@plantlibrarian2845 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: IT WAS SPONSORED
@halley6903
@halley6903 5 жыл бұрын
Haha haha..... it really isn’t
@vsgfilmgroup
@vsgfilmgroup 5 жыл бұрын
LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT! THIS IS NOT A SKIT! I'M BEGGIN' FOR HELP! I'M SCREAMIN' FOR HELP! PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
@gracegold9072
@gracegold9072 5 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@broadwaymelody33
@broadwaymelody33 4 жыл бұрын
As someone with Binge Eating Disorder, ive never felt more attacked and seen. The handful of dry cereal is too real.
@sexually-confused-ninjaoh-9402
@sexually-confused-ninjaoh-9402 4 жыл бұрын
hope your doing better!
@karaigrayson8198
@karaigrayson8198 4 жыл бұрын
I pray for you
@oliviatillman4292
@oliviatillman4292 4 жыл бұрын
I get you I got it too
@n.c.435
@n.c.435 4 жыл бұрын
broadwaymelody33 GOD YEAH i have ednos and the chips hit me in the face 😅
@asiantacos7521
@asiantacos7521 4 жыл бұрын
I have never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with
@aricaine5024
@aricaine5024 3 жыл бұрын
I think Ally, Grant and Trapp wrote this sketch so that they could just eat a bunch of snacks on set Edit: oh my god Trapp actually did write this
@eldritchteletubby9319
@eldritchteletubby9319 3 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@chastermief839
@chastermief839 Жыл бұрын
this was actually a prototype for Total Forgiveness. Grant and Ally approached trapp and asked him to write a sketch for them because neither of them could afford anything to eat that day.
@radioactivedetective6876
@radioactivedetective6876 Жыл бұрын
​@@chastermief839 they didn't have any food or money to buy food that day - is that what happened?
@AndArrington
@AndArrington 6 жыл бұрын
The peanut butter on a spoon with chocolate chips was *real*
@VulcanTrekkie45
@VulcanTrekkie45 5 жыл бұрын
and.rosie And honestly looked awesome
@eva-kp6jh
@eva-kp6jh 5 жыл бұрын
I've tried it before (chocolate sprinkles/chocolate chips/peanut butter) in a bowl and I thought I was gonna throw up
@justkittensbeingkittens5892
@justkittensbeingkittens5892 5 жыл бұрын
Peanut allergy.... so I’ve never had it. I also can’t have Nutella so idk what that tastes like.
@eva-kp6jh
@eva-kp6jh 5 жыл бұрын
@@justkittensbeingkittens5892 you poor, poor human. you shall never taste the wondrous flavor of nutella, or peanut butter cookies, or chocolate covered almonds.. i pity you.
@dingus_wow
@dingus_wow 5 жыл бұрын
@@justkittensbeingkittens5892 ok I'll sum it for you. imagine one of the best things in the universe, then multiply it by 10. That's everything you can't have.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 6 жыл бұрын
People in foreign countries: Is America okay? Me: *this video*
@kawaiidere1023
@kawaiidere1023 6 жыл бұрын
Rip America chan
@kaitlingreen9167
@kaitlingreen9167 6 жыл бұрын
DeathnoteBB no we’re not
@kawaiidere1023
@kawaiidere1023 6 жыл бұрын
I ship DeathnoteBB and nightcoreBB
@Lizavaletta
@Lizavaletta 6 жыл бұрын
Trust me, (almost) everywhere else it's exactly the same! SO relatable
@user-bi9kj1oh1f
@user-bi9kj1oh1f 6 жыл бұрын
Elizaveta S yeah but in america more people are stressed for obvious reasons. Healthcare and education systems leave people in debt for their entire lives.
@kate7667
@kate7667 4 жыл бұрын
is everyone in this comment section okay? do yall need a hug
@jocelyn4265
@jocelyn4265 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes we do.
@ellamurphy6588
@ellamurphy6588 4 жыл бұрын
Please :")
@aguynamelex3146
@aguynamelex3146 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nope53926
@nope53926 4 жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting this isn't normal?
@BigDaddy-qb9rt
@BigDaddy-qb9rt 4 жыл бұрын
🥺 👉👈 ...yes
@Phlebas
@Phlebas 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't hungry but I got a blueberry muffin out of the fridge and just sat down to watch some KZfaq when this old video popped up in my recommendation. Congrats, CollegeHumor, you managed to shame me into putting that blueberry muffin back in the fridge. It will stay uneaten for at least the next 30 minutes.
@LeCakeMonger
@LeCakeMonger 4 жыл бұрын
Same Dude
@blackhat1018
@blackhat1018 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a blueberry muffin in your fridge?
@LeCakeMonger
@LeCakeMonger 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackhat1018 Cuz there good?
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
Cake YumCake But why the fridge
@LeCakeMonger
@LeCakeMonger 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB Cuz cold Gud and Stay not expired longer?
@genderqueercam
@genderqueercam 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this could be any restaurant that's anywhere near a college campus during midterms/finals.
@rubyharris6119
@rubyharris6119 5 жыл бұрын
ooh, great investment idea
@WingedEternitys
@WingedEternitys 5 жыл бұрын
Camryn Prenger that’s the joke.
@Ajia_No_Envy
@Ajia_No_Envy 4 жыл бұрын
When you see stocks rising in summer
@zuke4941
@zuke4941 4 жыл бұрын
highschools too
@nicksurfs1
@nicksurfs1 4 жыл бұрын
The good mom and pop restaurants near campus do something like this lol. You can just tell them what you want and they will make it. They have a menu of like 4 things but also take requests. It’s awesome because you don’t have to think or decide when you order.
@EpicGammingCrew
@EpicGammingCrew 7 жыл бұрын
Too real, collegehumor, too real
@Adam-xp2fl
@Adam-xp2fl 7 жыл бұрын
You said you were going to attack number is a feminist and I told her feminist and I have been together for a while now I forgot to ask the next day light on e a good 7th the next day a good time as well and months ago I don't know where you want me to go and I don't want me to go and update the next few weeks ago I was going out of business development at all and I know more then a half hour or so to
@misakaackerman3876
@misakaackerman3876 7 жыл бұрын
Mem3 Cringe What?
@genessab
@genessab 7 жыл бұрын
misaka ackerman I think he had a stroke
@Adam-xp2fl
@Adam-xp2fl 7 жыл бұрын
misaka ackerman is a feminist and months ago when i touch me up half hour or so ago I was going to attack someone else can I eat it
@Adam-xp2fl
@Adam-xp2fl 7 жыл бұрын
You said you wanted to se e my old one with out a half hour or so ago I was going out of business development at all and I don't want to send anything you dumb mother and father of the best military's ability for a while now I have been together for a little more then the ugly hag and months ago I don't know where you
@777gpower
@777gpower 4 жыл бұрын
Stressigan’s would not survive the quarantine, even though it’d likely be needed most
@lavonakirtley9280
@lavonakirtley9280 3 жыл бұрын
Gavin Power they would end up delivering
@destroyerofeps2714
@destroyerofeps2714 3 жыл бұрын
THEY WOULD BE WORTH TRILLONS
@777gpower
@777gpower 3 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerofeps2714 but social distancing would basically shut them down
@destroyerofeps2714
@destroyerofeps2714 3 жыл бұрын
@@777gpower correction they would have to buy about 50 new buldinga
@lukalaa1764
@lukalaa1764 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavonakirtley9280 send you a bag of dried vegetables
@sr.l8366
@sr.l8366 5 жыл бұрын
And, if you are the 1000th client, you get a consult with a Psychiatrist. You'll still need to pay it thoug.
@DobroPitanje
@DobroPitanje 4 жыл бұрын
You mean "If this is your 1000th visit you get a psychiatrist for free!"
@dsjgfxxkhrx4050
@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 3 жыл бұрын
I wish you would stand you're ground and never correct that last word
@__-qn8ts
@__-qn8ts 2 жыл бұрын
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 he stood hs ground, alpha energy
@rundyftw
@rundyftw 6 ай бұрын
That’s the punch card deal, most places give you a sandwich, this place gives you a therapy referral.
@mrsfinnthehuman
@mrsfinnthehuman 7 жыл бұрын
I legitimately watched this after hanging up the phone ordering a pizza because it's midterm season and I somehow legitimately have 12 major assignments/tests/papers due in the next week and a half and my life is spiraling out of control and as long as my face is stuffed with cheese and bread I can ignore the empty black hole in my chest that threatens to consume me and leave me vacant, without a degree, and without the will to live. Hahahaha I'm going to laugh/cry to myself in a few minutes as I rewatch this video while finishing a medium pan pizza all by myself
@ElpSmith
@ElpSmith 7 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Your sanity. It's 2 months later. How did you do?
@rakanali4216
@rakanali4216 7 жыл бұрын
Kezia Lozano she didn't respond, you know what that means..
@df938
@df938 7 жыл бұрын
rip
@SorchaSublime
@SorchaSublime 7 жыл бұрын
MEDIUM PAN?!? Anything thicker than crispy fin is UNACCEPTABLE!
@mayliereddedieren
@mayliereddedieren 7 жыл бұрын
Kezia Lozano did you survive??
@ruairimurnion2091
@ruairimurnion2091 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i would eat at Stressagains
@gamerman7209
@gamerman7209 6 жыл бұрын
Aposable Thumbs I would eat but then think of all the calories and come back
@jakescar5128
@jakescar5128 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly not even doing stressful stuff. I'd eat here because they have all the weird snacks I eat while watching KZfaq.
@londyn9314
@londyn9314 6 жыл бұрын
I would too especially during testing weeks
@justsomenobody1454
@justsomenobody1454 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone would
@grimmisascorchmain9486
@grimmisascorchmain9486 5 жыл бұрын
I would
@cantaloupegodling352
@cantaloupegodling352 2 жыл бұрын
Those extended shots where they eat a whole bunch in uncomfortable silence make the sketch too real.
@TaraiYT
@TaraiYT 5 жыл бұрын
This should be a side operation of the awkward amount of time station.
@somerandomperson6851
@somerandomperson6851 4 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah.
@pokexchespin012302
@pokexchespin012302 7 жыл бұрын
The dry cereal is too real
@360comedyfilms9
@360comedyfilms9 7 жыл бұрын
So real.
@BlackCover95
@BlackCover95 7 жыл бұрын
Pokexchespin For me, it'd be croutons with salt.
@spilledink849
@spilledink849 7 жыл бұрын
I heard a knock on my door... that's how close to home this hit.
@mariaguzman2363
@mariaguzman2363 6 жыл бұрын
Spilled Ink Shit, came up to hang in my bed. It says hi
@padcrew5647
@padcrew5647 6 жыл бұрын
What an amazing display of language 🔥🔥🔥
@anomalocaris2593
@anomalocaris2593 6 жыл бұрын
Me too, I would go there with my roommate and talk about how great Finland is
@morganstewart5142
@morganstewart5142 5 жыл бұрын
Spilled Ink Legendary comment
@tylermattern3782
@tylermattern3782 5 жыл бұрын
“This shift has been crazy!” There’s one other person in the restaurant
@dvdcbb
@dvdcbb 4 жыл бұрын
Its college final season
@a.maus.2615
@a.maus.2615 5 ай бұрын
It do be like that.
@schrodinger1374
@schrodinger1374 5 жыл бұрын
When I was around 13 I had stress eating down to a fine art. My magnum opus was peanut butter, banana, and chocolate milk syrup in an old tortilla
@tychowozniaki9269
@tychowozniaki9269 5 жыл бұрын
there is a thing called chocolate milk syrup? where can i buy it?
@ekulipse1133
@ekulipse1133 4 жыл бұрын
poor man’s crepe
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 4 жыл бұрын
The ancient Greeks used to call that Ambrosia, the food of the gods.
@abovelunar3488
@abovelunar3488 4 жыл бұрын
@@tychowozniaki9269 Hershey's chocolate syrup?
@katelynpringle5506
@katelynpringle5506 3 жыл бұрын
I used to do Nutella in a microwaved flour tortilla. I was a monster.
@applemak97
@applemak97 7 жыл бұрын
Address of the restaurant???
@user-px4pb5xr3y
@user-px4pb5xr3y 7 жыл бұрын
Myst M, your place.
@jaclyngreen5393
@jaclyngreen5393 7 жыл бұрын
Myst M yes I think everyone needs to go here. It's pretty much every day of my life
@youssefbadawy9902
@youssefbadawy9902 7 жыл бұрын
Fucking wherever
@aubriem1944
@aubriem1944 7 жыл бұрын
Your office kitchenette.
@lale9525
@lale9525 7 жыл бұрын
Myst M your mouth
@HelloXRyan
@HelloXRyan 7 жыл бұрын
oh my god i am living for this video
@luminoushaze2667
@luminoushaze2667 7 жыл бұрын
HelloXRyan hi dad
@Aceserver08
@Aceserver08 7 жыл бұрын
HelloXRyan :O it's you!
@PizzaManager101
@PizzaManager101 7 жыл бұрын
luminous haze hi mom
@softsound9154
@softsound9154 7 жыл бұрын
+Gudni FB what are you, fuckin gay?
@Quintinity
@Quintinity 7 жыл бұрын
Well you're not dying, that's for sure.
@-_-3315
@-_-3315 4 жыл бұрын
So the algorithm knows I'm on the stress-agains diet during quarantine 🙃
@aadiseh1597
@aadiseh1597 3 жыл бұрын
I was straight up waiting for ally to say “y’know we also have a gym” and then they all laugh.
@Tyler.Burleson
@Tyler.Burleson 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but like, Ally in a ponytail is my favorite part of this video
@wynonaa.980
@wynonaa.980 5 жыл бұрын
@@cocofellas That's kind of far, they could just like the way the ponytail looks, that doesn't make them a pervert. If I complimented someone on their eyes, would that make me a perv?
@ohmelts42
@ohmelts42 5 жыл бұрын
​@@cocofellas it's fair of you to comment on other people complimenting someone who hasn't slammed into the wall yet? You're a old fat hag who doesn't leave her couch judging by your interests. "weight loss motivation"? "minecraft music"?. You're a fucking weirdo who doesn't realize you just need to get off your big, weird ass and maybe the increase in energy will encourage you to stop insulting dudes on the internet for leaving a COMMENT in the COMMENTS section.
@Tyler.Burleson
@Tyler.Burleson 4 жыл бұрын
@@cocofellas Lol please calm down, it's not even perverted. It's like, I'm in the military, right? So every person I work with, the only time I see them is when they are in military uniform. So when I see one of them outside of work in their basic every day clothes, it's a breath of fresh air. Or like if you're dating someone and one day you go somewhere fancy and they put on clothes they don't normally wear and just have a totally different style and look, it doesn't make you a pervert to be like "wow that's pretty nice." It's just a compliment. Ally has a similar look in every video, with their hair down and whatnot, so it's just neat to see a different look for once.
@sach1460
@sach1460 4 жыл бұрын
@@cocofellas "nice hairstyle" "P E R V E R T"
@ryanstanley1802
@ryanstanley1802 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Melts* ok yeah they definitely were harsh by calling them a pervert but your reaction to it is crazy and just as unjustified as theirs. You’re being really unnecessarily rude and overreacting over a small remark that was just pretty harsh.
@xFlea
@xFlea 7 жыл бұрын
when people say college humour is dying, damn fam this was LIT
@xtutotv4675
@xtutotv4675 3 жыл бұрын
is it bad that I'd actually would be a regular at stressigansd if it was real?
@BlackCover95
@BlackCover95 3 жыл бұрын
Good satire makes you ask yourself that.
@michivallieres8334
@michivallieres8334 2 жыл бұрын
It is real. It’s called your kitchen.
@Zealant
@Zealant 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SurprisinglyDeep
@SurprisinglyDeep 2 жыл бұрын
It would depend how often you ate there
@recless8667
@recless8667 4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked.
@josuebartley7272
@josuebartley7272 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your fridge did what you do every night. Just the door to your room opens and it just stares at you for like 15 minutes then leaves
@factahhh
@factahhh 7 жыл бұрын
and then every once in a while it opens your chest cavity and takes something and eats it
@joebaxter6895
@joebaxter6895 7 жыл бұрын
thats terrifying lol
@loisgriffin190
@loisgriffin190 7 жыл бұрын
my already has that covered
@Emily-kd2zv
@Emily-kd2zv 7 жыл бұрын
10/10 stealing text posts
@poke-talia268
@poke-talia268 7 жыл бұрын
This is funny, because it is so true.
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 6 жыл бұрын
Jalapeño poppers are great and all, but what stressed person wouldn't go for the massive tray of cupcakes?! This is so unrealistic...
@baguette3285
@baguette3285 6 жыл бұрын
CrazyCashGaming it has too be a cake. And sometimes when your stressed you will go with something savory
@_4Mother2MothEyes0
@_4Mother2MothEyes0 6 жыл бұрын
I always stress eat savory. I don’t have a sweet tooth.
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 5 жыл бұрын
I love sweets, but yeah stress eating is salty
@ThatOneRandomSteve
@ThatOneRandomSteve 5 жыл бұрын
@@MissDraiha until it gets too salty, then you get something sweet/fruity, then it gets too sugary so you go in for the salt again, and Ouroboros consumes its own tail
@eternityprevails5101
@eternityprevails5101 5 жыл бұрын
I stress eat savory foods. Jalapeno poppers would be perfect
@bethanyk.5378
@bethanyk.5378 3 жыл бұрын
I love when she asks how they are and they just fall apart.
@miradics3988
@miradics3988 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, i want this restaurant to be real.
@dinahdiaz1692
@dinahdiaz1692 7 жыл бұрын
On my period during finals, is there a location near me?
@quinintheclouds
@quinintheclouds 7 жыл бұрын
good luck to you, brave soul
@letsgococo5192
@letsgococo5192 7 жыл бұрын
Dinah Diaz You don't have to go looking for a restaurant near you when you can have all the barely contained breakdowns of our famous brand right from the comfort of your own home! Introducing The Poorly Stocked Fridge! You can attempt and fail to find something actually pleasent to eat and just settle for something that hasn't gone bad and won't kill you as soon as you out it in your mouth! With a wide variety of selections such as Nasty Thanksgiving Leftovers your mom made you take home, Failed Dinner Experiment that you're still trying to like, Random pile of ingredients that you stuff between two pieces of bread and call a sandwich, and many more!
@KenTheAdventurer
@KenTheAdventurer 7 жыл бұрын
You can ask the teacher for a postponement
@jentombs218
@jentombs218 7 жыл бұрын
ken belangel you cant ask for a postponement bc youre on your period...wish you could though :(
@ladhkay
@ladhkay 7 жыл бұрын
I can stop your periods if you want
@shivamjaiswal439
@shivamjaiswal439 7 жыл бұрын
i want a sitcom where the cast hangs out at this place..
@Axeloy
@Axeloy 7 жыл бұрын
that sounds awesome, just endless random food while they do random shit and talk about the existence of average humans
@sportalero9032
@sportalero9032 7 жыл бұрын
@EpicPie - so you're talking about a Seinfeld reboot?
@Siberius-
@Siberius- 7 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is similar in wayyys.. but we shouldn't just say anything vaguely similar is just a Seinfeld reboot.
@kennoquick
@kennoquick 7 жыл бұрын
shivam jaiswal YEZSZSZSZSZSZSZ
@thevoidlord1796
@thevoidlord1796 2 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, Stressagains is the most cyclical restaurant imagineable: you spend so much money on stress-eating, and then the bill comes. It's basically a full paycheck of food. You get stressed. What do you do? You come on down to Stressagains!
@AvitalShtap
@AvitalShtap 3 жыл бұрын
The server deserves the biggest tip ever LOL they were so nice the whole time
@seiban8455
@seiban8455 7 жыл бұрын
How did you find a way to pump liquid depression through my ethernet cables?
@rakanali4216
@rakanali4216 7 жыл бұрын
Seiban electrons and shit
@tchit8792
@tchit8792 7 жыл бұрын
"A shot of liquor from Albania or some shit" 😂
@ertonkzh7607
@ertonkzh7607 6 жыл бұрын
Am from Albania
@aidabuljkic4552
@aidabuljkic4552 6 жыл бұрын
Rakija lol
@oltilaci7810
@oltilaci7810 6 жыл бұрын
I'm from Albania
@iLoveOneDirection072
@iLoveOneDirection072 6 жыл бұрын
Raki hahahah
@liza3070
@liza3070 6 жыл бұрын
Takshil Chittuluru I am albanian
@moshifan132
@moshifan132 4 жыл бұрын
All of the laid off College Humor employees are at Sressagain’s...
@Prospitfox
@Prospitfox 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD Ally looks so different in this video, they’re adorable and I’m kinda gay
@elizabethstein369
@elizabethstein369 6 жыл бұрын
When you eat one thing hoping it will satisfy you but now you feel more empty.
@chantelsimmons2416
@chantelsimmons2416 7 жыл бұрын
too real, collegehumor. too f*cking real. ok, back to work!
@nicksurfs1
@nicksurfs1 4 жыл бұрын
Did a double take when I heard Ali’s voice come from someone with brown hair? I’ve gotten so used to their blonde/green ombré lol.
@kazcatron2285
@kazcatron2285 4 жыл бұрын
everytime i make the circuit around my kitchen eating like this I just say "im at stressigains" under my breath to quell to stress
@bigpoppa4395
@bigpoppa4395 6 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked
@minafrosbaboci7826
@minafrosbaboci7826 6 жыл бұрын
OMG i'm from Albania and that liquor looking thing like water it's called "Rakia". Its some pretty strong shit
@Ada-kr4io
@Ada-kr4io 6 жыл бұрын
Minafros Baboci I drank that by accident when I was younger, cause my mum put it in a water bottle
@user-crane
@user-crane 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ada-kr4io same thing here in Russia, but with Vodka. No joke, many children accidentally drink Vodka thinking it's water. It's a massive problem
@connerbearden6153
@connerbearden6153 5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea this was a problem
@bp837
@bp837 5 жыл бұрын
Now you do
@something8245
@something8245 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes kids also accidently drink Samogon, it's like Vodka that people make themselves out of basically anything, and it usually is stronger than actual Vodka. Burns your mouth right out, I did that as a child once, didn't feel my tongue for at least two hours after.
@tienalbert
@tienalbert 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao just Emily in the background the whole time got me
@princy2979
@princy2979 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been years and this is still one of my favorite sketches
@owenparker3230
@owenparker3230 5 жыл бұрын
0:41 far left corner
@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37
@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37 5 жыл бұрын
owen parker ilumanity confir
@sliceofbread6929
@sliceofbread6929 5 жыл бұрын
they always hide it in their videos, an easter egg of sorts
5 жыл бұрын
I cant see where
@itssssstef
@itssssstef 5 жыл бұрын
How much did you have to look for that?
@ameliabobelia430
@ameliabobelia430 5 жыл бұрын
Some Kid can u plz tell me what it is
@bugalmonte6681
@bugalmonte6681 6 жыл бұрын
the irony is im watching this while stress eating ice cream and feeling the immense guilt of it all
@haradream7394
@haradream7394 6 жыл бұрын
Just ate a bowl of ice-cream, two packs of sausages, then I ate some garlic bread and drank 1 L pepsi bottle and don't feel any guilt of it
@Grayedin
@Grayedin 3 жыл бұрын
This video was so terrifyingly accurate to my real life that it caused me physical pain. I love it.
@i_am_a_music_maker5212
@i_am_a_music_maker5212 3 жыл бұрын
“This shift has been crazy!” There’s literally no one else in the restaurant
@AaronDuck
@AaronDuck 7 жыл бұрын
they got the poppers instead of the cupcakes?!?!??!!l!!?!!????!??!??!??!?!!??!?!!!??
@jefflebowski918
@jefflebowski918 7 жыл бұрын
That was next, you got to alternate salty and sweet.
@missmorbid1439
@missmorbid1439 7 жыл бұрын
I think you meant spicy and sweet.
@QualityGamingStudios
@QualityGamingStudios 6 жыл бұрын
Put this on tv during an actual advertisement slot (but add a number) and see if anyone calls
@axelfirekirby
@axelfirekirby 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like adult swim infomercials We need more of those
@alortiz1954
@alortiz1954 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of the calls would just be asking if they’re ok
@CiuccioeCorraz
@CiuccioeCorraz 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, is this called stress eating? It's just basically my 3am meal when I wake up too late for actually having lunch.
@breakfast3006
@breakfast3006 4 жыл бұрын
This hurts my soul. It’s too true.
@DarkFoxV
@DarkFoxV 7 жыл бұрын
There is no help. Only the void of nothingness can sate our problems.
@driedupbug0527
@driedupbug0527 5 жыл бұрын
And that's why we try to fill the void up with food
@Walnutt
@Walnutt 5 жыл бұрын
yeah seems about right
@fry5544
@fry5544 5 жыл бұрын
Food can’t love you. I learnt the hard way after loosing teeth to my sugar addiction.
@notfish
@notfish 7 жыл бұрын
i wish this place existed.
@youtubeguy415
@youtubeguy415 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@tomnew7922
@tomnew7922 5 жыл бұрын
noncefish this had 69 like and I just ruined it
@NoName-vn4jh
@NoName-vn4jh 5 жыл бұрын
@@tomnew7922 how dare you...
@beautifulmeeses
@beautifulmeeses 5 жыл бұрын
But it does! It's in your kitchen! And every kitchen!
@LaineBurglass23
@LaineBurglass23 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a law student… I NEED this restaurant to be a real thing
@BuzzyMartin
@BuzzyMartin 3 жыл бұрын
**cries in potato chips**
@NayvieNoir
@NayvieNoir 6 жыл бұрын
Does Stressagain’s have free wifi so while I’m eating I can open my laptop to work on a project, stare at the blank screen for 30 minutes, then give up and order more food through tears in my eyes?
@rogue7723
@rogue7723 Жыл бұрын
Or a Nintendo Switch with a Roku so I could play video games and watch TV until I have a _searing pain_ behind my eyeballs?
@anuragarya6416
@anuragarya6416 7 жыл бұрын
Must be fun shooting this video.
@mcnt9506
@mcnt9506 7 жыл бұрын
ohhh man, imagine eating halfway through something, then being told "cut!" and you have to eat it again, over and over and over
@killjoy131
@killjoy131 7 жыл бұрын
guys, this was the director
@Jeff-kz5kl
@Jeff-kz5kl 3 жыл бұрын
After 4 months of stress eating, now 45lbs overweight, this video is so relatable! Hilarious!!!
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 Жыл бұрын
It is depressing how well this would do
@lvrmaya
@lvrmaya 6 жыл бұрын
Its a stressaraunt lmao Edit: nvm someone already made that joke
@thwipthwap8870
@thwipthwap8870 6 жыл бұрын
M a y a get rid of the edit and the lmao. Then this will be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
@Sara-wc7qv
@Sara-wc7qv 7 жыл бұрын
Weird liquor from Albania? Get me that raki
@OjamaIndigo
@OjamaIndigo 7 жыл бұрын
Sara HOLY CRAP! IM FROM ALBANIA AND ITS SO NICE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT ITS CALLED!
@reik947
@reik947 7 жыл бұрын
Sara omggg mee tooo😄
@jsjsskIksmmdjxiiz
@jsjsskIksmmdjxiiz 7 жыл бұрын
I'M ABSOLUTELY DED😂😂
@klaraklarita2463
@klaraklarita2463 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyy
@tea_with_pukie2840
@tea_with_pukie2840 7 жыл бұрын
Sara ayyyyyyyyyyyy
@Kmhart111
@Kmhart111 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this while stress eating cheerios and I feel so called out
@icantthinkofaname8139
@icantthinkofaname8139 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the waitress just joins halfway through XD
@typicalsloth2716
@typicalsloth2716 7 жыл бұрын
The TruTV ads are the most annoying thing in existence. The singing is horrible, and no one knows any of the shows on there except ARE.
@barrachmedosama
@barrachmedosama 7 жыл бұрын
I know right. Maybe the Chevy ads are worse though.
@benitotortellini4093
@benitotortellini4093 7 жыл бұрын
ARE? that's a weird way of spelling impractical jokers
@heysiri4935
@heysiri4935 7 жыл бұрын
BenitoTortellin It's adam ruins everything
@nancyok
@nancyok 7 жыл бұрын
Getting youtube red has changed my life. For a month straight I was getting the same commercial in spanish over and over. I dont speak spanish.
@Lyrikan
@Lyrikan 7 жыл бұрын
ad block
@irdi3176
@irdi3176 7 жыл бұрын
i would kill for this to be a real restaurant XD
@jacobwallach9419
@jacobwallach9419 6 жыл бұрын
IrdiZ I was looking for a comment like thid
@i27265
@i27265 6 жыл бұрын
"You know like a carrot or something."
@morgan_c
@morgan_c 5 жыл бұрын
IrdiZ It is,it’s called “Golden Corral”
@gracegold9072
@gracegold9072 5 жыл бұрын
Preach...
@awsomeness242ify
@awsomeness242ify 3 жыл бұрын
I bet this was a fun one to film
@brownhues
@brownhues 6 ай бұрын
Watching Beardsley enthusiastically cram those jalapeno popper into their gaping maw makes me truly believe they hadn't eaten anything that wasnt on set that day or probably the day before.
@captainburrito-muncherii8011
@captainburrito-muncherii8011 6 жыл бұрын
Who else wants that restaurant in real life?
@okikuma324
@okikuma324 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@saltyrust2610
@saltyrust2610 4 жыл бұрын
It's called Costco just buy bulk pretzels, crisps something sweet something crunchy some of the whole pizzas there and anything else then bam
@ivandimovski4074
@ivandimovski4074 4 жыл бұрын
Meeeee
@spencerpugh5767
@spencerpugh5767 7 жыл бұрын
Stressagains otherwise known as taco bell, McDonalds, burger king and all leftovers ever.
@lucasdriessen5369
@lucasdriessen5369 7 жыл бұрын
or your fridge
@HDestroyer787
@HDestroyer787 7 жыл бұрын
Those don't invite you in their kitchens to just eat whatever the f***k you can find
@spencerpugh5767
@spencerpugh5767 7 жыл бұрын
HDestroyer have you looked at a mcdonalds menu
@jessmorgan6732
@jessmorgan6732 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of stress eating is the sound of dry food being picked up from a plate and crunched. SO SATISFYING.
@ani2386
@ani2386 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times but i keep coming back to it, COZ ITS SO GOOD DAMMIT
@Tarzan118
@Tarzan118 7 жыл бұрын
You will never hit writers block, will you?
@greysonsmith2130
@greysonsmith2130 5 жыл бұрын
Funny story I was shaving my face (I have really noticeable peach fuzz) and I cut my cheek and it was late so I went to the kitchen grabed the biggest sauce pan we have and filled it with cereal chocolate gummies and chips and cried as I stress at it my mom found me sleeping with the pan by me
@greysonsmith2130
@greysonsmith2130 5 жыл бұрын
Sophia The Magnificent yep I’m lucky it didn’t scar
@Lessepier
@Lessepier 4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@tuliptheanimatronicskunk1726
@tuliptheanimatronicskunk1726 4 жыл бұрын
Because you cut your cheek?
@greysonsmith2130
@greysonsmith2130 4 жыл бұрын
Tulip the Animatronic skunk yes i had pictures for a club i was in in two days and was already mid mental breakdown
@kellyphillips9743
@kellyphillips9743 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@a_phillips_head_screwdrive5859
@a_phillips_head_screwdrive5859 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes monetizing every teenager ever
@mr_willybilly
@mr_willybilly 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when she asked them “How are you guys doing” and the music cuts while they talk over each other like it’s a therapy session
@papaputin1122
@papaputin1122 7 жыл бұрын
I wish this was a real place
@dylab5051
@dylab5051 7 жыл бұрын
The Epic Face it is and it's fucking anywhere
@PhamInColor
@PhamInColor 7 жыл бұрын
The Epic Face it's in your kitchen and your bedroom and wherever leftovers from a week ago can be found
@papaputin1122
@papaputin1122 7 жыл бұрын
No this specific restaurant so I'm not judged as bad
@papaputin1122
@papaputin1122 7 жыл бұрын
Yea
@rorynator7567
@rorynator7567 7 жыл бұрын
The comments are extra bad when you're early.
@cingkole7893
@cingkole7893 7 жыл бұрын
IKR
@Nyorane
@Nyorane 7 жыл бұрын
God, I hate smarmy saccharine comments like that.
@phynntastic8163
@phynntastic8163 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best CollegeHumor sketch!
@ilikepuns3090
@ilikepuns3090 3 жыл бұрын
me at 15: ?? why would they eat when they're stressed me at 19: eating and crying in stress
@sherk429
@sherk429 7 жыл бұрын
STOP pointing out my issues!!!
@kabelompebe4688
@kabelompebe4688 7 жыл бұрын
No, seriously I feel like this is an extremely personal attack on me
@trash-heap3989
@trash-heap3989 2 жыл бұрын
This sketch is universally timeless, as in I am dead certain this would resonate with various species across the cosmos throughout time.
@pinstripe4254
@pinstripe4254 4 жыл бұрын
This is way to relatable and I do not like how it makes me feel. I'm immediately liking this
@eerereps
@eerereps 7 жыл бұрын
please tell me she will join the CH writer cast!
@VikSun14618
@VikSun14618 7 жыл бұрын
eerereps NEVER!!!!
@HaloBoy74
@HaloBoy74 7 жыл бұрын
I'm from the future and I have good news.
@harmonicagoose9676
@harmonicagoose9676 7 жыл бұрын
I'm from the future also, and you will be disappointed with how they use her.
@ralfee8713
@ralfee8713 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Acosta how
@harmonicagoose9676
@harmonicagoose9676 7 жыл бұрын
Ralfee Well, I just think they use too much stuff about Raphael. They sort of pushed her to the side.
@rosevampire3755
@rosevampire3755 7 жыл бұрын
Someone would make so much money if they opened this.
@probablyobvious1286
@probablyobvious1286 3 жыл бұрын
That depressing groan at 1:34 hit me hard
@s.e.a2827
@s.e.a2827 3 жыл бұрын
This hit me on a personal level
@emperoremesis9494
@emperoremesis9494 6 жыл бұрын
Also see: every meal I've had in the past one week
@kappaross6124
@kappaross6124 7 жыл бұрын
The way this year had been going, I'd better invest in this restaurant.
@mtbthiccness3605
@mtbthiccness3605 3 жыл бұрын
tbh that peanut butter cheerio stuff grant was munching looks great
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